Liew You Xuan
Liew You Xuan
  • 3 months ago
Talented actor
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Transcript
00:00Ladies and gentlemen, I am a clown.
00:03Make a guess.
00:05I'm not collecting for the homeless.
00:07I'm just a clown.
00:09I've always been a clown.
00:11I started in high school as a class clown.
00:13It just went on from there.
00:15I briefly attended a clown college in Florida.
00:18They didn't teach you how to be a clown in the circus.
00:21I find my call a really good sense of humor.
00:24I don't know where it comes from.
00:26But sometimes I'll just be standing there and somebody will say something.
00:29And then I'll say something.
00:31It'll be very funny.
00:33Usually people will laugh at whatever I got my sense of humor.
00:36I'm from a clown college, I can tell you that right now.
00:38Humor is God-given talent.
00:40They used to say to me...
00:42Well, sometimes I'm on the subway and I'll start to laugh.
00:45And people will look at me like I'm crazy.
00:47And I'll say, hey, I'm not crazy.
00:50I was just something really funny.
00:52You see, I can crack myself up.
00:54Well, sometimes people say to me...
00:57Hey, don't you have any normal clothes?
00:59And I say, hey, what's normal anyways?
01:03I have a sister who's a freak.
01:06Besides, these are not the only clothes I have.
01:09I only pick clothes from the...
01:12I only have clown-ish clothing.
01:14Or clothing with a clown on it.
01:16It doesn't really matter.
01:18Say, for instance, I want to buy a pair of suspenders.
01:21I don't buy solid color.
01:23I go for a rainbow design or some design having blue clouds.
01:27I also like formal dressing.
01:29Those black stretch pants with stirrups on the feet.
01:32I enjoy performing mime.
01:37You may wish I would perform mime now.
01:39Or at least be quiet.
01:42But I think too many clowns are way too quiet these days.
01:48And besides, I'm not prepared to do mime today.
01:52Well, okay.
01:54But just this one thing.
01:55It's called the box.
01:58You pretend you're in a box and find all the invisible walls around you.
02:02That's fun.
02:03I'll do it right now.
02:09Thank you, thank you.
02:11Oh, and I'm homeless.
02:13I'm a Vietnam vet.
02:15I'm a real estate broker.
02:17And this is my invitation of a smuggler.
02:19And this is my invitation of a smuggler.
02:23This is not mime.
02:25Money does make me stop.
02:28Though I am not asking for money.
02:31Money makes me stop.
02:34Thank you, thank you.