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00:00Goddamn, it's over for y'all. Y'all not on Greek life.
00:04Damn, popping up like Smiley.
00:06You come on.
00:08You gotta get out of this shit, bro.
00:10I'm pushing.
00:12Come on, you gotta get out.
00:14Get on the goddamn bed.
00:18Joyce, hit me with a fucking shoe, bitch.
00:22Get this camera out of my face.
00:24Get this camera out of my face.
00:26No, stop.
00:28Get this camera out of my face.
00:30What you doing?
00:32We went to the restroom and we don't know what happened.
00:36Come on.
00:38Hey!
00:40What the fuck happened?
00:42But not for real.
00:44Fuck the cop who's on his window.
00:46Fuck the police.
00:48No!
00:52What the fuck is that?
00:54No!
00:56Ball head for ball head.
01:00Bro, what?
01:02Ball head for ball head, bitch.
01:04Cool off, bitch.
01:06Now that's TV, bitch.
01:08We're number one right now.
01:10We're number one right now.
01:12No.
01:14I know that.
01:16Exactly, bitch.
01:18That's what she's saying.
01:20That's what she's saying.
01:22We're not talking about the cops right now.
01:24Oh, we've been number one?
01:26Fuck is you talking about?
01:28We're going to stay number one.
01:30That's the number one fucking team.
01:32You know who's going to win?
01:34I'm not going to joke.
01:36This motherfucker is the king of gang tonight.
01:38We got to give a dollar to him.
01:40We got to give a dollar to him.
01:42What makes you feel like that?
01:44What makes you feel like y'all going to win?
01:46Because he's the king of gang night.
01:48He do this shit.
01:50I just want to manifest it.
01:52I like to manifest it.
01:54But, look, I like to manifest it.
01:56Bitch, you do this shit.
01:58I like to un-humble him because, bitch, you do this shit.
02:00You do this shit.
02:02That's why we decided to switch teams.
02:04No, no, just trickle.
02:06Just send him to me.
02:08Just send him to me.
02:10He's smart.
02:12I'm going to break ground with you.
02:14Queen D.
02:16We better win this team.
02:18When we trickle on anybody,
02:20when we win the next competition,
02:22y'all not going to be in the team.
02:24We're going to be too far ahead
02:26that y'all can't catch up with us.
02:28And then you're Queen D, bitch.
02:30You're Queen motherfucking D.
02:32Bitch, we're going to win.
02:34We're going to win.
02:36We're going to win.
02:38We're going to win.
02:40Queen.
02:42We're number one.
02:44We're number one.
02:46Let's be happy.
02:48Hey, listen.
02:50It was crazy.
02:52Our captain don't got to tell us to shut the fuck up.
02:54Our captain don't got to tell us shit.
02:56He just sit there and be cool.
02:58He do his shit.
03:00He don't got to tell us shit.
03:02Our captain tell us what the fuck to do.
03:04No, he don't.
03:06Yes, he do.
03:08He's motivational,
03:10but he don't have to tell us to calm down.
03:12I mean, we getting hype on the first day.
03:14He told me to calm down.
03:16So I'm going to say it like that.
03:18I'm right.
03:20You're wrong.
03:22I'm right, baby.
03:32I got wounds
03:34because bitches was trying to jump me.
03:36A nigga ain't never do this
03:38to me myself.
03:40The fuck you talking about, bro?
03:42It's pretty deep.
03:44It's fucking deep, bro,
03:46and they let that happen.
03:48But then, I was mad. I was so mad, y'all.
03:50I was so fucking mad.
03:52I tried to hold it in so many.
03:54Even when I was in the doctor's office, y'all,
03:56every time somebody told me,
03:58bitch, if you don't go to the doctor's office,
04:00you're going to have a young boy marked in front of your face.
04:02Bitch, I bust out crying.
04:04Every time they told me I'm going to have a scar,
04:06I bust out crying.
04:08I didn't give a fuck about anything.
04:10Y'all about to have to jump me.
04:12I ain't got nothing.
04:14What the fuck?
04:16I was at the butt.
04:18I grabbed everybody.
04:20I'm not gonna lie.
04:22When I told you, I saw that shit, and I ran up.
04:24Anybody run up after that?
04:28Who's on that team?
04:30Everybody on that team.
04:32Duke and Omar, line the fuck up, bro,
04:34because where the fuck was I at?
04:36Duke and Omar, y'all line up.
04:38What's up?
04:42What did you do?
04:46I'm about to get crazy.
04:48They got mansions over here.
04:50Run away.
04:52Run away.
04:58Please, no.
05:00Stop, please.
05:02Bitch, I'm done, dude.
05:08I understand.
05:10Come on.
05:12Stop the cameras right here.
05:14We're done.
05:16This bitch clocked my ass right in the head.
05:18Luckily, I'm a big dog, bitch.
05:20Little shit like that can't hinder me.
05:22Bitch, I'm a big dog.
05:24God put me on this earth for a reason, bitch.
05:26I'm number one. Stop playing with me.
05:28Ain't shit taking me out, no game.
05:30Right.
05:32Right.
05:34Landon, where the fuck you at, nigga?
05:36Hey, Landon.
05:38Landon.
05:46Landon.
05:50Landon.
05:52I'm talking, wait, wait, wait.
05:54All jokes aside, for real,
05:56listen, listen, listen, listen.
05:58I'm keeping it to beat right now.
06:00All that are running inside of this room right now
06:02and my charger and book bag missing,
06:04I don't care about nothing nobody talking about right now.
06:06It's time to nip that in the bud.
06:08I don't know nothing about nothing.
06:10Honestly.
06:12Seriously, come on.
06:14I am too.
06:16Honestly, you asked me about a location
06:18and I already told you if I dropped that,
06:20I told you that I dropped it.
06:22I know you not, but don't ask me that.
06:24There's no pressing me.
06:26I'm on my real mind.
06:28It's on my mind.
06:30What are we talking about?
06:32What are we talking about?
06:34I'm trying to figure out.
06:36Me too.
06:38Hey, go that way.
06:40They say they got to get you to the hospital.
06:42You going to the hospital?
06:44Yeah.
06:46Please don't
06:48fall off me.
06:50Back up, down,
06:52stop, and don't.
06:54You can't do that.
07:02Let me get that.
07:04He needs that.
07:06Give me 15 seconds.
07:08He needs that.
07:10He needs that.
07:12Give me 15 seconds.
07:1420, make it 20.
07:16No, don't take him over.
07:18Give me 20 seconds.
07:20We can fight.
07:22I'm with that.
07:28Get it, Gucci.
07:30Get it, Gucci.
07:32Get it, Gucci.
07:40Jump on him.
07:42Jump on him.
07:44Jump on him.
07:46You got this one.
07:48You got this one.
07:50You got this one.
07:52I'm bringing my whole team.
07:54We can win this.
07:56We can win this.
07:58Get it.
08:00This ain't our fair fight.
08:02That's my teammate.
08:04You want that.
08:06You got that.
08:12So he didn't come back to be on our team.
08:14He had to fight.
08:16I don't know what's going on.
08:18He showed up to the club.
08:20You're looking for me, bitch.
08:22I'm here.
08:24I'm about to do you, bitch.
08:26And guess what's that?
08:28Them hoes cracked me in the head with a bottle.
08:30Joyce.
08:32It's the only thing that's wrong
08:34with my face.
08:36Damn, I miss every fucking thing.
08:38I miss the only fucking
08:40about that last minute thing.
08:42I guess.
08:44I thought it was a shoe.
08:46I don't know if it was a shoe,
08:48a bottle, a rock with a sock,
08:50a rock with a lock, a lock and a sock.
08:52I don't know.
08:54The bitch cracked me.
08:56So she looking
08:58like this and I'm looking like this.
09:00It's a problem.
09:04It's a problem with everybody else
09:06who leaked the address.
09:08Who leaked the address?
09:10I was just punching any and everybody
09:12who I thought leaked the last name.
09:14Me, Phil, Shaba,
09:16Quimby.
09:18Damn, I just realized.
09:22Motherfuckers go to the club.
09:24They don't get back from the club until
09:263 or 4 in the morning and then
09:28wake up at 7.30.
09:30I got up at 8 and start waking motherfuckers up.
09:32And now we still ain't got curry here?
09:34There's something in there.
09:36They got something up my sleeve.
09:38They definitely got something up my sleeve.
09:42That's it.
09:44But I don't know what it is.
09:46Like a child who just went on a first date
09:48and had a second date.
09:50I don't know motherfuckers.
09:52I don't care if I'm right or wrong.
09:54If I'm right or wrong, I don't give a fuck.
09:56You said that ain't love.
09:58That ain't love.
10:00Motherfuckers.
10:02It was disgusting.
10:04They didn't give me breakfast.
10:06They didn't give me breakfast.
10:12No, I've been fucked up today.
10:18That's why I was wondering what's up.
10:20They came in here.
10:22We was all by the top.
10:24Everybody was trying to lay down.
10:26We was all
10:28catching.
10:30I didn't tell nobody to do nothing.
10:32But today, that shit ain't
10:34last night.
10:36He definitely got the answer for that.
10:38He got the answer for that shit.
10:40He dropped the love.
10:42He dropped the love for Kashi.
10:46Ma basically said
10:48what you
10:50being messy for?
10:52It's going to come back to you.
10:54Didn't they fight?
10:56I don't know.
10:58I don't know.
11:00He said
11:02that ain't love.
11:20Hey y'all, welcome to Speed Freak.
11:22This is another time challenge.
11:24We're going to keep it real simple.
11:26There's going to be three rounds, three winners.
11:28The team with the best times
11:30is going to put it on the line.
11:36It's going to be
11:38three heats.
11:40Three heats.
11:42Twelve races all together.
11:44Two people on the team
11:46for the three rounds.
11:48Who's going to go in the first heat?
11:50Who's going to go in the second heat?
11:52Who's going to go in the third heat?
11:54Two people.
11:56Y'all got ten people.
11:58Once you race,
12:00you can't race again.
12:02If you race in the first heat, you win the first heat.
12:04In the second heat, you win the second heat.
12:06In the third heat, you win the third heat.
12:08You don't know who they got in those three rounds.
12:10This is how we're going to figure out who the winner is.
12:12The best time overall
12:14for first, second, and third.
12:16That's why you get three different chances to race.
12:18After those three heats, we're going to pick the top
12:20one, two, and three.
12:22I'm going to beat the road up.
12:24I'm going to beat the road up.
12:26I know how to stay in the motherfucking inside
12:28and going about my motherfucking way.
12:56This is racing cars.
12:58Not motherfucking bumper cars.
13:00Bitches get the boom!
13:02Boom!
13:04Boom!
13:06I'm just getting hit from everywhere.
13:08Like, what the fuck is going on?
13:10I mean, I know my ass is fit and all,
13:12but bitch,
13:14I'm out of your motherfucking way.
13:16Oh, yeah!
13:18Oh, yeah!
13:20Oh, yeah!
13:22Oh, yeah!
13:24Oh, yeah!
13:26Oh, yeah!
13:28Oh, yeah!
13:30I'm dealing with Kenzie,
13:32so she was just playing, doing like this.
13:34She like, go, go, Kenzie, go!
13:36And she like...
13:38What's up?
13:40What's up?
13:42I don't know.
13:44I don't know.
13:46When I came off that motherfucking...
13:48Whatever the fuck that shit is called,
13:50I was snapping.
13:52Oh!
13:54Oh!
13:56Yeah!
13:58Oh, yeah!
14:00Oh, yeah!
14:02Oh, yeah!
14:04I hit somebody with a stick.
14:06I cut somebody's shit all the way up.
14:08You're gonna get some of this, bitch!
14:10You're gonna get some of that shit!
14:12You're gonna get some fucking concussion!
14:14That's not fucking funny!
14:16No, no!
14:18I'm not hitting you, all right?
14:20I'm not hitting you!
14:22I'm not hitting you!
14:24Oh, pick me up!
14:26I snapped at the first motherfucker I saw.
14:28Donye had been joking the whole time,
14:30saying she was gonna hit me,
14:32so when I got hit from the back, I assumed it was her.
14:34Like, damn, bitch, I know you said she was gonna hit me,
14:36but I ain't know your ass was gonna
14:38motherfuck in my neck, in my back, my pussy,
14:40in my crack, me. I didn't know you was gonna
14:42try to take me out in the game.
14:44Like, what the fuck? My head, my neck, everything hurts.
14:46I'm not trying to hit that girl.
14:48I'm still gonna snap, and that's for everybody that hit me.
14:50They was doing too much.
14:52Nobody else got hit like this.
14:54And she hurts.
14:56The fuck, my damn neck hurt like a bitch.
14:58I don't care.
15:00I'm gonna go get a cigarette butt medic.
15:02I know. I'm mad. I'm hot.
15:04And a man standing there with a butt,
15:06with a fucking... No bumping.
15:08Which one is it?
15:10Everybody! What do you mean?
15:12At this point, I was really upset.
15:14Don't play with me. Do that shit with somebody else.
15:16Oh, you don't know why what?
15:18You don't know why what?
15:20You don't know why what?
15:22Come on.
15:24You don't know how to act, now. Come on.
15:28He's standing there with the no bumping sign.
15:30No bumping. No bumping.
15:32Here go bitches. Room. Room.
15:34Three of them at a time.
15:36And then my fucking go-kart stops every time they do that.
15:38I gotta wait ten seconds for this shit to load back up.
15:40And I'm mad. Yeah.
15:42I might have brought you some water. Just calm down out here.
15:44You pissed off?
16:04Everybody knows what happened to my arm.
16:06Everybody knows this.
16:08Phil
16:10was the only one
16:12ramming into my car
16:14like a fucking maniac.
16:42Don't do me like that.
16:44Hey.
16:46Hey.
16:48Hey.
16:50Hey.
16:52Let's go.
16:54Let's go.
16:56Let's go.
16:58Let's go.
17:00So,
17:02I pressed him.
17:04The fuck is wrong with you, clown?
17:06I'm telling you.
17:08I'm telling you.
17:10I'm telling you.
17:12You might be all right.
17:14They said we won two rounds.
17:16I'm telling you.
17:22Gucci hit me.
17:24That's what fucked me up.
17:26As you all think about every other team,
17:28only one player did well.
17:30You literally sat there
17:32and drove your fucking car
17:34into my arm twice.
17:36On purpose. Twice.
17:38You crossed into me
17:40twice on purpose.
17:42Twice.
17:44Twice you did that.
17:46You did that on purpose.
17:48One of them times
17:50that I whipped that fucking corner
17:52and I accidentally ran into Rose.
17:54Rose, I'm sorry.
17:56I already told you that.
17:58I didn't know that was you,
18:00but it's nothing.
18:02It's competitive.
18:04It's a competition.
18:06You hit me.
18:08You hit me, bitch.
18:14I was talking shit.
18:16I thought that was you.
18:18It was Chief.
18:20Well, Chief, stay here. I'll fix you.
18:24Don't fucking bug me.
18:26Don't fucking bug me because you're in last place
18:28and you know you're supposed to be in last place.
18:30I'm sorry.
18:38So, for what it was,
18:40I apologize.
18:42I was watching too much Mario Kart.
18:44I would never put nobody in there for the sake of you,
18:46so that's what you're gonna do.
18:48Can we get a hug?
18:50I don't want your hostility.
18:52Grab shit. Grab shit.
18:54Grab shit. Grab shit.
18:56Grab shit. Grab shit.
18:58Grab shit. Grab shit. Grab shit.
19:00Grab shit. Grab shit.
19:02Let's keep it.
19:06And everybody else that hit me
19:08with that motherfucking car,
19:10apologize for it,
19:12except for that motherfucking big mouth,
19:14Sayhema.
19:16Listen, this is the final race,
19:18a battle of the captains.
19:20100K is on the line.
19:22Put it on the line.
19:24Let's go!
19:46Let's go!
20:16Let's go!
20:18Let's go!
20:20Let's go!
20:22Let's go!
20:24Let's go!
20:26Let's go!
20:28Let's go!
20:30Let's go!
20:32Let's go!
20:34Let's go!
20:36Let's go!
20:38All right, y'all, that's it for Speed Freak.
20:40Everybody did their thing.
20:42We're gonna tally up the scores.
20:44And the next challenge is Stella 100K on the line.
20:46Put it on the line.
20:48Whoo!
20:54Coming up on Put It on the Line.
20:56Bitch.
20:58I feel like I'm making this so simple.
21:00You're not.
21:02We're expensive, but we're not.
21:04You're one of us.
21:10That's it.
21:12There you go. Stop.