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00:00:00Welcome. Ladies, gentlemen, and other folk. You are about to see a story of murder, greed, corruption, violent exploitation, adultery, and treachery.
00:00:20And all those things we hold near and dear to our hearts. Thank you.
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00:56:43Well, boy, they sure have lousy floor shows in jail these days.
00:56:50I mean, there was a time when you could go to jail and get a real look.
00:56:55Moxie, I'll level with you.
00:56:58What did mama tell you?
00:57:01It's me they want now, huh?
00:57:03I'm in charge of the papers.
00:57:05I'm a star.
00:57:07A big star.
00:57:10Single.
00:57:12Thanks.
00:57:14It's nothing personal, notice me.
00:57:17Nothing personal?
00:57:19Nothing's ever personal.
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01:03:10I think I'm going to have a baby.
01:03:14Mass Traiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
01:03:24Applause
01:03:33Shit.
01:04:00Hello suckers!
01:04:03Welcome home.
01:04:05Rox is at the Arabian Blue Door by the State Medical Exam.
01:04:09She said she's gonna have a baby!
01:04:11Now why didn't I think of that?
01:04:18Ladies!
01:04:19Ladies and gentlemen of the press!
01:04:22Leave the two of us alone so we can rest!
01:04:25The two of us.
01:04:28Can you imagine, Annie?
01:04:31Can you imagine?
01:04:37Can you believe it, Annie?
01:04:39Can you believe it?
01:04:44My dear little baby.
01:04:50My dear little baby.
01:04:53My sweet little baby.
01:04:58My sweet little baby.
01:05:02Look at my baby, Annie.
01:05:10Look at my baby, my baby and me.
01:05:24We're about as happy as babies can be.
01:05:28What if I find that I'm caught in a storm?
01:05:32I don't care, my baby's there.
01:05:34And baby's bound to keep me warm.
01:05:36We're sticking together.
01:05:39So much together, you'll count us as one.
01:05:43Tell old men we're free to go climb a tree.
01:05:47Cause I got my baby.
01:05:49My sweet little baby.
01:05:51Look at my baby, Annie.
01:05:56I just don't know how you can delay the trial another second, Mr. Flynn.
01:06:00My readers just wouldn't stand for it.
01:06:02The poor girls have a baby being born in a jam.
01:06:05Well, I can assure you she'll come into my life in the earliest possible moment.
01:06:09And you can quote me on that.
01:06:11Hey, everybody.
01:06:13I'm the father.
01:06:14I'm the father.
01:06:19Me and my baby.
01:06:20My baby and me.
01:06:22Dream of a duo.
01:06:24Now don't you agree?
01:06:26Why keep in my way?
01:06:28There's nothing to hide.
01:06:31What I feel I must reveal is more than I can keep inside.
01:06:34And let me assure you it won't go away.
01:06:38Let me assure you it grows every day.
01:06:42I was a one once, but now I'm a we.
01:06:46Me and my baby.
01:06:48My dear little baby.
01:06:50Look at my baby and me.
01:06:55I think it's sweet.
01:06:56First time we ever have one of our girls in the family way.
01:07:00I've got it and it's brilliant.
01:07:02I'm gonna get Amos to divorce you.
01:07:04That way all the sympathy will go to you, not him.
01:07:07Don't be the poor, deserted mother that being that crumb is running out on you.
01:07:11That's my game.
01:07:13That's my game.
01:07:14That's my baby.
01:07:15My baby and me.
01:07:17They see the world optimistically.
01:07:21Nothing can stop us, so nobody try.
01:07:25This baby's rocking full of stuff and incidentally so am I.
01:07:29Get out of our way folks and give us a room.
01:07:33Watch out before I roll and blossom and bloom.
01:07:37Life was a prison, but we got to keep
01:07:41Me and my baby.
01:07:43My dear little baby.
01:07:45My cute little baby.
01:07:47My sweet little baby.
01:07:49My fat little baby.
01:07:51My soft little baby.
01:07:53My cute little baby.
01:07:55My hot little baby.
01:07:57Look at my baby and me.
01:08:13I am the father.
01:08:15Papa.
01:08:17Dada.
01:08:19Did you hear me?
01:08:21Did you?
01:08:23No, you didn't hear me.
01:08:27That's the story of my life.
01:08:29Nobody ever listens to me.
01:08:31Have you noticed that?
01:08:33Am I making this up?
01:08:35Nobody even knows I'm around.
01:08:37Nobody.
01:08:39Ever.
01:08:41Not even my parents noticed me.
01:08:43One day I went to school and when I came home,
01:08:47they moved.
01:08:49They moved.
01:09:01If someone stood up in a crowd
01:09:03and raised his voice way out loud
01:09:07and waved his arm and shook his leg,
01:09:11you'd notice him.
01:09:15If someone in the movie show
01:09:17got fired for the second role
01:09:19this whole place is a powder keg.
01:09:23You'd notice him.
01:09:29And even without clucking like I have,
01:09:33everyone gets noticed now and then.
01:09:37Unless, of course, that person it should be
01:09:41invisible,
01:09:43inconsequential,
01:09:45inconsequential
01:09:47me.
01:10:07Mr. Cellophane,
01:10:09Mr. Cellophane,
01:10:11Mr. Cellophane,
01:10:13should have been my name.
01:10:15Mr. Cellophane,
01:10:17cause you can look right through me,
01:10:21walk right by me,
01:10:23and never know I'm there.
01:10:27I'll tell ya,
01:10:29Cellophane,
01:10:31Mr. Cellophane,
01:10:33should have been my name.
01:10:37Mr. Cellophane,
01:10:39cause you can look right through me,
01:10:43walk right by me,
01:10:47and never know I'm there.
01:10:53Oh, Amy!
01:10:55I didn't see you there.
01:10:57Amos!
01:10:59My name is Amos!
01:11:01Who said it wasn't?
01:11:03It's that king's name I'm thinking about.
01:11:05You did what, kid?
01:11:07You know when she's due?
01:11:09Early fall.
01:11:13September?
01:11:15Early fall?
01:11:17Can you count?
01:11:19That means that you
01:11:21couldn't possibly be
01:11:23the father?
01:11:27But I want you to pass out those cigars anyway.
01:11:29I don't want you to care
01:11:31when people laugh.
01:11:33Why do they laugh?
01:11:35Why do they laugh?
01:11:37Because they can count.
01:11:39Can you count?
01:11:41September?
01:11:43Here's a copy of Roxy's birth statement.
01:11:45Now it says here that she
01:11:47hadn't populated with you
01:11:49for four months
01:11:51prior to the incident.
01:11:53That's right.
01:11:55You've been accommodated
01:11:57for four months.
01:12:01Now wait a minute!
01:12:03I know that, but my client
01:12:05needs your support.
01:12:07But don't figure out, Ray.
01:12:09I couldn't possibly be the father.
01:12:11Divorce her? Is that what she said?
01:12:13My god, man.
01:12:15You wouldn't possibly divorce her
01:12:17over a little thing like that,
01:12:19would you?
01:12:21You're damn right that's what I'll do.
01:12:23I'll divorce her.
01:12:25Probably won't even notice.
01:12:33Oh, Andy!
01:12:35You're still here!
01:12:37I thought you'd gone.
01:12:39I'm still here.
01:12:41I think.
01:12:49Should have been my name
01:12:51Mr. Salafe
01:12:53Cause you can look
01:12:55right through me
01:12:57Walk right through me
01:12:59Walk right through me
01:13:01Walk right through me
01:13:03Walk right by me
01:13:05And never know
01:13:07I'm there
01:13:09I'll tell you
01:13:11Salafe
01:13:13Mr. Salafe
01:13:15Should have been my name
01:13:17Mr. Salafe
01:13:19Cause you can look
01:13:21right through me
01:13:23Walk right by me
01:13:27And never know
01:13:29I'm there
01:13:31Never
01:13:33Even know
01:13:41I'm there
01:13:49I didn't take too much of your time.
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01:14:13Hello, ladies!
01:14:15Hey, Diesel, get Moxie for me, will ya?
01:14:19Billy!
01:14:21Boy, am I glad to see you.
01:14:23Look,
01:14:25Marksman is only a few weeks away
01:14:27from making plans.
01:14:29Look,
01:14:31for the trial,
01:14:33gold shoes with rhinestone buckles.
01:14:37Look, Ken,
01:14:39the trial date's been set back.
01:14:41Huh, no.
01:14:43Less than a month.
01:14:45I had to, sweetie.
01:14:47And who got my pick?
01:14:49As if I didn't know, Roxy Hart.
01:14:51Hey, there's a lot of pressure on me, too.
01:14:53She's having a baby.
01:14:55Yeah!
01:14:57Tell me about it.
01:14:59Look, Flynn, I figured if I'm transitional and corpse,
01:15:01I could get things moving.
01:15:03I've been thinking a lot about my trial.
01:15:05Can I just show you what I might do
01:15:07on the witness stand?
01:15:09Go ahead.
01:15:11Hit it!
01:15:17Well, when I got on the stand,
01:15:19I thought I could get to the jury like this.
01:15:21I thought I'd cross my legs like this.
01:15:23When Velma takes the stand.
01:15:25Then, when Hershey
01:15:27goes to stand with me,
01:15:29I thought I could do this.
01:15:31And then he yells at me and I get in trouble,
01:15:33like this.
01:15:35Oh, no, please stop.
01:15:37When Velma takes the stand.
01:15:39Look at little Vel.
01:15:41See her? She's from hell.
01:15:43Ain't she?
01:15:45Do it granted.
01:15:47She's got me now on her hands.
01:15:49Then, I thought it would all be too much
01:15:51and I get really dramatic.
01:15:53Then I say,
01:15:55Oh, Hershey, please.
01:15:57Someone, can I have a glass of water?
01:15:59When Velma takes the stand.
01:16:01See that?
01:16:03Can this girl make that
01:16:05jury work?
01:16:07When she turns it on,
01:16:09she's gonna get it done.
01:16:11Then,
01:16:13then I cry.
01:16:15Buckets.
01:16:17Only, I don't have a handkerchief.
01:16:19I left that popcorn to
01:16:21light it up and I tried to walk,
01:16:23only I'm too weak.
01:16:25So, I slumped and I slumped
01:16:27and I slumped and I slumped
01:16:29till finally,
01:16:31I faint.
01:16:33When she
01:16:35turns it on,
01:16:37she's gonna get it done.
01:16:39When Velma takes the stand.
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:55Is that
01:16:57really what you're gonna do
01:16:59on the witness stand?
01:17:01Yeah!
01:17:03I thought so.
01:17:05Could I just offer you the teensiest bit
01:17:07of criticism?
01:17:09Okay.
01:17:11It stinks.
01:17:15Oh, I'll talk to you later.
01:17:17I'm not hurt.
01:17:19I guess I'll just
01:17:21go now.
01:17:23But not quietly.
01:17:25May I have my exit music, please?
01:17:27When
01:17:29she turns it on,
01:17:31she's gonna get it done.
01:17:33When Velma takes the stand.
01:17:35Woo!
01:17:37Woo!
01:17:39Woo!
01:17:41Woo!
01:17:43Woo!
01:17:45Woo!
01:17:47Woo!
01:17:49Woo!
01:17:51Woo!
01:17:53Woo!
01:17:55Woo!
01:18:01I've been waiting on you
01:18:03for ten minutes.
01:18:05Don't do that again, okay?
01:18:07I got
01:18:09Amos to file for divorce.
01:18:11Yeah, so now what?
01:18:13So now I can get him
01:18:15on the stand and get him to admit that he's
01:18:17made a terrible mistake
01:18:19and he still loves you.
01:18:21And of course, you still love him.
01:18:23And the jury will be falling over themselves
01:18:25to play Cupid and get you
01:18:27two back together again.
01:18:29Smart, huh?
01:18:31Smart? Huh.
01:18:35And another thing.
01:18:37And another thing.
01:18:39When you're
01:18:41on the stand, I want you to be
01:18:43knitting a baby garment.
01:18:45I don't know how to knit.
01:18:47Then learn.
01:18:49Listen, I am sick
01:18:51of everyone treating me like some dumb
01:18:53common criminal.
01:18:55But you are some dumb
01:18:57common criminal.
01:18:59Well, that's better than being
01:19:01a greasy lawyer who's out
01:19:03for all he can steal.
01:19:05Oh, then I guess you could just appear in court
01:19:07without me then, too. Huh?
01:19:09Maybe I could.
01:19:11Haven't you read the morning
01:19:13papers, pals? They didn't like me.
01:19:17You're a phony celebrity, kid.
01:19:19In a few weeks,
01:19:21no one will even
01:19:23know your name.
01:19:25That's Chicago.
01:19:27No! No!
01:19:29No! Not guilty!
01:19:31Not guilty!
01:19:33No!
01:19:35No! Not guilty!
01:19:37No! Not guilty,
01:19:39Uncle Sam!
01:19:41No!
01:19:43Ladies and gentlemen,
01:19:45for your pleasure and entertainment,
01:19:47we proudly present the one,
01:19:49the only, Katalin Honiak
01:19:51in her famous Hungarian
01:19:53rope trick.
01:19:59After 47 years,
01:20:01the cook-cutting president was shattered
01:20:03as Katalin and her pen
01:20:05died for the brutal axe murder of her husband.
01:20:07The Hungarian woman's last words
01:20:09were not guilty.
01:20:15I'm sorry, Billy.
01:20:17I'll do anything you say.
01:20:21Now, we're clear about what you're doing on the stand?
01:20:23Yes, I've been on my
01:20:25rehearsing.
01:20:27You ready?
01:20:29Oh, Billy.
01:20:31I'm scared.
01:20:33You've got nothing to worry about, kid.
01:20:35It's all a circus.
01:20:41A three-ring circus.
01:20:43Mounties, trials,
01:20:45the whole world. It's all show business.
01:20:47But kid,
01:20:49you're working with a star.
01:20:51The biggest.
01:20:55Here comes the old
01:20:57razzle-dazzle.
01:20:59Here comes the old
01:21:01razzle-dazzle.
01:21:05Give on an act with
01:21:07lots of flashing
01:21:09and the reaction
01:21:11will be touchless.
01:21:13Give on the old
01:21:15hocus-pocus
01:21:17feed and fedder up.
01:21:21How can they see
01:21:23with sequins
01:21:25in their eyes?
01:21:29And your hinges
01:21:31all are rusting.
01:21:33What if, in fact,
01:21:35you're just discussing
01:21:37razzle-dazzle on
01:21:39and they'll never get
01:21:41white?
01:21:43Give on the old
01:21:59Give on the old
01:22:01razzle-dazzle.
01:22:03Razzle-dazzle on.
01:22:07Give on a show
01:22:09that's so splendid
01:22:11and throw those siphoners.
01:22:13Give up the old,
01:22:15flip-flap plumbing.
01:22:17Pull the cratcher up.
01:22:21How can they hear
01:22:23the truth above
01:22:25the roar?
01:22:27Pull, pull, pull.
01:22:29Throw on the
01:22:31bacon up an
01:22:33angle they'll never
01:22:35know. They're just
01:22:37a bagel.
01:22:39Dazzle, dazzle them
01:22:41and they'll beg us for
01:22:43more.
01:22:51Give up the old.
01:22:53Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:22:55Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:22:59Since the days of
01:23:01old Methuselah,
01:23:03everyone knows the
01:23:05big, bad booze-a-lot.
01:23:07Give up the old,
01:23:09three-ring circus,
01:23:11sun and saccharum.
01:23:15When you're in trouble,
01:23:17go and do your
01:23:19dance.
01:23:23Though you are
01:23:25skimper, get under
01:23:27and you'll learn to dance
01:23:29away.
01:23:31Dazzle, dazzle them
01:23:33and you've
01:23:35learned to dance.
01:23:37Give up the old.
01:23:39Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:23:41Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:23:45Give up an act
01:23:47that's unassailable.
01:23:49They'll wait a year
01:23:51till you're available.
01:23:53Give up the old,
01:23:55the trouble, the revelry.
01:23:57Dance and
01:23:59get to the beat.
01:24:01Show them the first place.
01:24:03You're so right.
01:24:05You are.
01:24:09Long as you keep
01:24:11away our ballads,
01:24:13how can they spot
01:24:15you've got no talent?
01:24:17Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:24:19Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:24:21Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:24:23And you'll make it
01:24:25look smart.
01:24:33Ladies and gentlemen,
01:24:45we present
01:24:47Justice.
01:24:49Dazzle, dazzle them.
01:24:53The state of Illinois versus Roxy Harbor
01:24:55for the murder of Fred Casely.
01:24:59Thank you.
01:25:01The state calls
01:25:03Mr. Amos Hart.
01:25:11La, la, la. La, la, la.
01:25:13Truth, truth, truth to the honest.
01:25:15Certainly do.
01:25:17Questioned by Sergeant Fogarty.
01:25:19What happened next?
01:25:21Answered by Roxy Hart.
01:25:23I shot him. He was walking out on me.
01:25:25The Laos
01:25:27signed Roxy Hart.
01:25:29Do you recognize this signature?
01:25:31Yes, sir. That is the
01:25:33signature of the lady who used to be
01:25:35my wife.
01:25:37Exactly.
01:25:39Bring the witness.
01:25:47Hello, Amos.
01:25:49Amos?
01:25:51That's right, Mr. Flynn. Amos.
01:25:53Amos. Now you are at
01:25:55present obtaining a divorce
01:25:57from the defendant. For any reason?
01:25:59I'll say.
01:26:01The newspaper said she's expecting a little
01:26:03stranger. But that hardly
01:26:05grounds for divorce, is it?
01:26:07A little too much of a
01:26:09stranger. Oh, by that you
01:26:11mean you doubted the paternity of
01:26:13the child? Well, sir.
01:26:17Did you even bother to ask if
01:26:19you were the father?
01:26:21No, sir. But you told
01:26:23me... You just jumped to a conclusion, huh?
01:26:25If Roxy Hart swore
01:26:27that you were the father of her
01:26:29child, which she does.
01:26:31She does?
01:26:33I do.
01:26:35She does.
01:26:37Sit down, daddy.
01:26:43The defense calls
01:26:45Roxy Hart.
01:26:47Roxy Hart to the stand.
01:26:49Blah, blah, blah.
01:26:51Blah, blah, blah.
01:26:53The truth, truth, truth. So, yeah?
01:26:55I do.
01:26:57Ooh.
01:27:01Ooh.
01:27:05Ah.
01:27:07What's your name?
01:27:09Roxy.
01:27:11Roxy, I have here
01:27:13a statement in which you
01:27:15insist that you are
01:27:17having had illicit relations
01:27:19with a deceased friend Casey.
01:27:21Now, is this true or false?
01:27:23I'm afraid that's
01:27:25true.
01:27:27Yes, you were married,
01:27:29Mrs. Hart.
01:27:31I know.
01:27:33And I don't think I would have gone with him
01:27:35if Mr. Hart and I had quarreled that very
01:27:37morning. Quarreled?
01:27:39About what?
01:27:41Oh, Amos,
01:27:43I don't want to work
01:27:45in that cheap
01:27:47Southside nightclub.
01:27:49Yeah, yeah.
01:27:51And I don't like to work in those long
01:27:53hours at the garage either.
01:27:55Sure, sir.
01:27:57I want a real home
01:27:59and a child.
01:28:01Fat chance!
01:28:07So you drifted into this
01:28:09illicit relationship with Casey
01:28:11because you were
01:28:13unhappy at home.
01:28:15Most unhappy.
01:28:17Yet you do respect
01:28:19the sacredness of the marriage,
01:28:21now? Oh, yes, sir.
01:28:23Then why didn't you stop
01:28:25this affair with Casey?
01:28:27I tried to,
01:28:29but Mr. Casey,
01:28:31he'd plead and he'd say
01:28:33I can't live without you!
01:28:35I can't live without you!
01:28:37I can't live without you!
01:28:39Roxy Hart, the state has accused
01:28:41you of the murder of
01:28:43Fred Casey.
01:28:45Now are you guilty
01:28:47or not guilty?
01:28:49Not guilty! Not guilty!
01:28:51Oh, I killed him, yes,
01:28:53but I am not a criminal!
01:28:57There, there.
01:28:59There, there.
01:29:03Roxy,
01:29:05can you recall the night of February
01:29:0714th?
01:29:09Yes.
01:29:11Tell us the journey in your own bed
01:29:13that happened that night.
01:29:15Well, it was after work
01:29:17about 2 a.m. and I snatched an all-night
01:29:19grocery and took a baking pot and made cupcakes
01:29:21for my anus. Oh, anus
01:29:23just loves my cupcakes.
01:29:25Straight home,
01:29:27I was getting ready for bed when
01:29:29suddenly the doorbell rang.
01:29:31Ding dong!
01:29:33Now, I thought it was
01:29:35my girlfriend, Gloria, so I slipped into
01:29:37my room and wrecked the door.
01:29:39And who was there,
01:29:41Roxy? Fred
01:29:43Casey!
01:29:47And what did you say?
01:29:49That note you wrote me? Tell me it was all over?
01:29:51Why did you write it?
01:29:53Because I have seen the error
01:29:55in my ways!
01:29:57And what did you say? I said,
01:29:59go away! Beat it, buddy!
01:30:03I tried to close the door,
01:30:05but he forced his way in.
01:30:07I ran to the bedroom,
01:30:11but he followed me.
01:30:15Please!
01:30:17No good will come of this.
01:30:19And besides, I love
01:30:21my husband!
01:30:23Hallelujah!
01:30:25Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
01:30:31So you told him that you loved your husband?
01:30:33And what did he say to that?
01:30:35It doesn't matter! You're mine!
01:30:37You're mine! You're mine!
01:30:39I can't go on! I can't go on!
01:30:41I can't go on!
01:30:43Please, you must go on.
01:30:45The jury deserves
01:30:47to know the truth.
01:30:49Okay.
01:30:55Amos and me
01:30:57are going to have a baby.
01:30:59And what did he say to that?
01:31:01I'll kill you before I see you have
01:31:03another man's child.
01:31:05What happened next?
01:31:07In his passion,
01:31:09he ripped off my collar and threw me
01:31:11across the room.
01:31:13Mr. Holmes' revolver was lying there
01:31:15between us. He grabbed
01:31:17for the gun, but I knocked it out
01:31:19of his hand.
01:31:21He rolled me aside.
01:31:23And then?
01:31:25And then, we both
01:31:27reached for the gun,
01:31:29but I went first.
01:31:31Yippee!
01:31:35And then,
01:31:37he came towards me with that funny look
01:31:39in his eyes.
01:31:41I mean to kill you.
01:31:43Did you think he meant to kill you?
01:31:45Oh, yes, sir.
01:31:47So it was his life or yours?
01:31:49And not just mine.
01:31:53So I closed my eyes
01:31:55and I shot.
01:31:57You shot?
01:31:59To nothing!
01:32:01Stop your rotten life!
01:32:03In defense
01:32:05of your life?
01:32:07Dazzle, dazzle,
01:32:09oh, dazzle, dazzle,
01:32:11save my husband's unborn
01:32:13and I'll make you
01:32:15a star!
01:32:27Woo!
01:32:29Mrs. Hodge
01:32:31behaving through this whole ordeal
01:32:33has been extraordinary.
01:32:35I bet it has.
01:32:37See the next attorney, Mr. Billy Flynn.
01:32:39She weeps, but she weeps in a handbag
01:32:41and cannot find her handkerchief.
01:32:43Handkerchief?
01:32:45Luckily, her attorney, Mr. Billy Flynn,
01:32:47hands her one.
01:32:49That's my bitch!
01:32:51Mrs. Hodge, her usual radiant self,
01:32:53thanks the ordeal,
01:32:55looks absolutely radiant
01:32:57in her blue lace vest and gold shoes.
01:32:59With rhinestone buckles?
01:33:01With rhinestone
01:33:03buckles!
01:33:05Velvet, take it easy.
01:33:07But those are my shoes.
01:33:09Well, you should not let them hang around.
01:33:13Ladies and gentlemen,
01:33:15the final day of Mrs. Hodge's trial
01:33:17has come. A hush,
01:33:19all around the courtroom, as Mrs. Billy Flynn prepares
01:33:21to hypnotize the jury.
01:33:23The next voice you will hear will be of Mr. Flynn,
01:33:25champion of the downtrodden.
01:33:31Ladies and gentlemen,
01:33:33you and I,
01:33:35we've never killed.
01:33:37We can't know
01:33:39the agony, the hell
01:33:41that rocks you hard to live through then.
01:33:43This drunken
01:33:45beast, Frank Casely,
01:33:47forced his way into her home,
01:33:49forced liquor upon her,
01:33:51physically abused her,
01:33:53and threatened her life.
01:33:55Just then,
01:33:57a motherly love and a deep
01:33:59concern for her neighbor
01:34:01spurred within her.
01:34:03She shot him.
01:34:05We can't deny that.
01:34:07But she has prayed to
01:34:09God for forgiveness for what she
01:34:11has done.
01:34:13Yes, you may take her life,
01:34:15but it won't
01:34:17bring Casely back.
01:34:19Look, look closely
01:34:21at that frail figure.
01:34:23Hasn't she been
01:34:25punished enough?
01:34:27We can't
01:34:29give her happiness, but we can
01:34:31give her another chance.
01:34:33The defense
01:34:35rests.
01:34:43Members of the jury,
01:34:45have you reached your verdict?
01:34:47We have,
01:34:49Your Honor. Will the defendants
01:34:51please rise?
01:34:53And what is your verdict?
01:34:55We find the defendants
01:34:57guilty.
01:35:05You should see what's going on in there.
01:35:07Those with the voice action in her face,
01:35:09her boyfriend, his mother, and the voice
01:35:11attorney, there's blood all over the walls.
01:35:13It was absolutely horrible,
01:35:15but what have I started?
01:35:19I'm Roxy Hart.
01:35:21I'm Roxy Hart.
01:35:23Doesn't anyone
01:35:25want my picture?
01:35:29What the hell happened?
01:35:31You were found not guilty.
01:35:33That's what happened.
01:35:35What does that matter?
01:35:37I saved your life.
01:35:39Where are
01:35:41the photographers?
01:35:43The reporters?
01:35:45The publicity?
01:35:47I was counting on that.
01:35:51I can't believe that.
01:35:59You
01:36:01pay for me,
01:36:03and this is the banks I get?
01:36:05Yeah, you get your
01:36:07five thousand dollars,
01:36:09and what do I get?
01:36:11Nothing.
01:36:13You're a free woman, Roxy Hart,
01:36:15and God save Illinois.
01:36:19My answer, music,
01:36:21please.
01:36:41Roxy,
01:36:43what do you want?
01:36:45I'd like you to
01:36:47come home.
01:36:49You said you still wanted me,
01:36:51and I still love you,
01:36:53and the baby,
01:36:55I mean our baby.
01:36:57Baby?
01:36:59There ain't no baby.
01:37:01There ain't no baby?
01:37:03That's right.
01:37:05Roxy,
01:37:07I still love you.
01:37:09I didn't even
01:37:11want my picture.
01:37:13I don't understand that.
01:37:15Why didn't they want my picture?
01:37:17My exit, music, please.
01:37:39It's good.
01:37:47Isn't it great?
01:37:49Isn't it grand?
01:37:51Isn't it swell?
01:37:53Isn't it fine?
01:37:55Isn't it
01:37:57nowadays?
01:38:05There's jazz
01:38:07everywhere.
01:38:09Booze everywhere.
01:38:11Men everywhere.
01:38:13Life everywhere.
01:38:15Joy everywhere.
01:38:17Nowadays.
01:38:23You can like
01:38:25the life you're
01:38:27living.
01:38:29You can live the life
01:38:31you like.
01:38:33You can even
01:38:35marry everything
01:38:37but mess
01:38:39around with
01:38:41life.
01:38:43And that's good.
01:38:45Isn't it great?
01:38:47Isn't it grand?
01:38:49Isn't it swell?
01:38:51Ladies and gentlemen,
01:38:53thank you very much for the answer.
01:38:55Chicago's finest hour of
01:38:57entertainment.
01:38:59The first time anywhere
01:39:01there's been an act of this nature.
01:39:03One, two.
01:39:05You've heard of them in the papers.
01:39:07And now here they are.
01:39:09A double act.
01:39:11Chicago's very own
01:39:13killer devils.
01:39:15Mr. Oskie Hall
01:39:17and Dr. Kelly.
01:39:27You can like
01:39:29the life you're
01:39:31living.
01:39:33You can live the
01:39:35life you like.
01:39:37You can even
01:39:39marry Harry
01:39:41but mess
01:39:43around with
01:39:45life. And that's
01:39:47good. Isn't it
01:39:49great? Isn't it
01:39:51grand? Isn't
01:39:53it swell?
01:39:55Isn't it fun?
01:39:57Isn't it
01:39:59fun? Nothing
01:40:01stays
01:40:03in fifty
01:40:05years or so.
01:40:07It's gonna
01:40:09change you know.
01:40:11But
01:40:13always have
01:40:15a
01:40:17nice
01:40:19day.
01:40:21Okay, ladies and
01:40:23gents, let's pick up the bass.
01:40:25Let's take the blues away.
01:40:27Let's pick the dice over.
01:40:29Let's make the cards shorter
01:40:31and shorter. Let's go to the
01:40:33fast bar and keep it
01:40:35high.
01:40:57Woo!
01:40:59Woo!
01:41:23Woo!
01:41:27Woo!
01:41:49Woo!
01:41:51Woo!
01:41:53Woo!
01:41:55Woo!
01:42:07Woo!
01:42:09Woo!
01:42:17Woo!
01:42:19Woo!
01:42:25Woo!
01:42:33Woo!
01:42:41Woo!
01:42:47Woo!
01:42:55Woo!
01:43:01Woo!
01:43:11Woo!
01:43:19Woo!
01:43:25Woo!
01:43:33Woo!
01:43:35Woo!
01:43:37Woo!
01:43:39Woo!
01:43:41Woo!
01:43:43Woo!