• 2 months ago
An irresistible mix of art and genitals! Featuring real sex (thanks to a porn baron), it was one of the most notorious films ever. Now Caligula's been re-cut using unseen footage

Despotic, debauched and deranged: the Roman Emperor Caligula was a cruel sadist who reputedly slept with all three of his sisters and wanted to make his horse a consul.

He was also so touchy about his bald spot that if he saw anyone standing on higher ground than him, looking down on it, they were sentenced to death.

He was similarly sensitive about his excessive body hair and declared that if anybody ever mentioned goats in his presence, whatever the context, they too would die. Yet for his insane levels of depravity, Caligula surely ranks as the ‘GOAT’ (greatest of all time) – a term we can safely use since the emperor’s assassination in 41AD aged just 28.

It comes as no great surprise, therefore, that the 1979 biopic Caligula, starring Malcolm McDowell, Helen Mirren, John Gielgud and Peter O’Toole – produced and bankrolled by Bob Guccione, the American founder of the soft-porn magazine Penthouse – remains perhaps the most controversial and notorious movie ever made.

For years it was banned in numerous countries (Belarus is the only one still holding out), while many cinemas that did show it on its global release in 1980 were picketed by enraged ‘morality’ campaigners.
Transcript
00:00Caligula, Isis loves us. We have everything, everything.
00:26Why can't you be happy?
00:28Happy? A happy emperor on the throne of Rome? That would be unique.
00:40Today, we begin a new era.
00:48I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night.
00:53Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am no man as I am all men. And therefore I am...
01:03...a god.
01:10Do you have to make your contempt for the institution so obvious?
01:14I hate them!
01:17Why did you make the senate declare you a god?
01:24Let them hate me, so long as they fear me.
01:33Now the fun begins.
01:47Caligula, Isis loves us. We have everything, everything.
01:51Why can't you be happy?
01:54Happy? A happy emperor on the throne of Rome? That would be unique.
02:00Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am no man as I am all men. And therefore I am...
02:06...a god.
02:17you

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