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00:00I don't know what to do with myself.
00:08Which side are you on?
00:10The girl's side or the boy's side?
00:14How do I tell you which side I'm on?
00:17I...
00:19Tell me, tell me.
00:21I'm with...
00:23Nirenya!
00:26Tell them which side I'm on.
00:31How do I tell them which side I'm on?
00:37Pramod?
00:39You tell me which side I'm on.
00:45There.
00:46Look at him.
00:48Huh?
00:49He's late to dance with me.
00:51And he doesn't even talk.
00:54So much insult. So much insult.
00:57So much insult. So much insult.
01:00I didn't think you'd ask me which side I'm on.
01:06I was so scared.
01:08And you're asking me which side I'm on.
01:11Now I...
01:12I'll tell everyone which side I'm on.
01:21Forget it.
01:22Lado didn't think you'd ask him which side he's on.
01:27But now if you ask me, I'll tell you.
01:32Nirenya, run!
01:49Nirenya, hold this.
01:52Let's go, let's go.
01:54I don't know how to drive.
01:55Get in.
01:56Get lost.
01:58Keys.
02:00Let me drive.
02:06Thank God, we're safe.
02:07They didn't leave anything behind.
02:09I can't believe I crashed a wedding.
02:14And I can't believe...
02:16...that Jatta's son doesn't know how to drive a bike.
02:19Do you know?
02:20If the police caught us, my life would've been ruined.
02:26You're already ruined.
02:28How much more will you ruin?
02:32Tell me something.
02:33Did your parents send you from a fair?
02:37What do you mean?
02:38Isn't Har Niren the name of a farmer's son?
02:42Narayan Singh Sandhu is my great-grandfather.
02:44And Hari Singh Sandhu is my grandfather's name.
02:47Even if two people work together to make a piece...
02:50...the material will be ruined here too.
02:53Do you know how stressful my life is?
02:58You must be stressed.
03:00I don't know who gave you this pant.
03:03And this shirt.
03:05And this belt.
03:07And this face.
03:09And you don't let stress get out of you.
03:12If you drink four glasses at a wedding...
03:15...all your stress will go away.
03:17And you'll be brave too.
03:19If you drink four glasses at a wedding...
03:22...all your stress will go away.
03:25And you'll be brave too.
03:27You'll be able to ride this bike on your own.
03:31Smile a little.
03:33So that when you feel like smiling...
03:36...these four teeth will also disappear.
03:38Like this.
03:39Go away.
03:40I was the crazy one who came to ask for your help.
03:43We're done.
03:44You don't know me anymore.
03:45I don't know you.
03:46I don't know you.
03:47But I love you.
04:12Police?
04:13I forgive you.
04:14Love you all.
04:15Come, let's hug.
04:17Hey, get out of here.
04:18Who is this man who drinks beer?
04:20He's a drunkard.
04:22Oh, I see.
04:23Now you know that Lado drank beer and not alcohol.
04:28Look at how drunk he is.
04:31When he comes to the bathroom, he's drunk.
04:34Be happy.
04:36Hey, get out of here.
04:37Ms. Kaur, please behave.
04:40Mrs. Faiza Khanam wanted to take your harassment charges.
04:43What?
04:44I made it very difficult for her.
04:46And remember,
04:47if the charges were taken,
04:48you'd be in jail for at least a year or two.
04:50Sorry, sir.
04:51Thank you, Ms. Faiza.
04:52I won't make the same mistake again.
04:55Okay?
04:56Okay, let's not waste any more time.
04:58I'm leaving.
04:59I'm very sleepy.
05:00Sat Sri Akal.
05:01Ms. Kaur, you have to leave.
05:04Ms. Faiza has dropped the charges on the condition
05:06that you have to leave the house at this time today.
05:09What?
05:11Please, leave now.
05:15I was a village doctor for two years.
05:17Then I worked at a medical store for a year.
05:19Then?
05:20Then I became a driver.
05:21I hope your dreams come true.
05:23What are you doing here?
05:25No, no. Come, you also get two purkis.
05:27Why are you here?
05:28Balli, you brought him here, right?
05:31Balli, I'm asking you something.
05:33One minute.
05:36Hey.
05:37Why are you heating up the engine?
05:39Are you a machete?
05:40You make flatbreads like flatbreads.
05:43After two days, you'll get to eat at home.
05:45After two days, you'll be free to go.
05:47You don't know what a big mess this is.
05:49We'll get spoilt here.
05:51Sorry, there's no space to stay here.
05:53I don't think there's any space.
05:54You brought this trolley.
05:56I took my time to get it fixed.
05:58That's what I heard from you.
06:00The dogs bit me.
06:02Lado, eat your purki.
06:03He's not in his right mind.
06:05He's getting too cocky.
06:07You do one thing.
06:08Arrange for 25 pounds.
06:10It's not that big of a deal.
06:12With 25 pounds, you can even go to jail for 21 years.
06:15Yes.
06:18One minute.
06:21Two days.
06:23Two days, two days.
06:25Come.
06:26It's not cold anymore.
06:28No, it's not. Come.
06:30Shall we make curry rice tomorrow?
06:31Yes.
06:31You do one thing.
06:32Open the curd rice container.
06:34I'll make the fritters myself.
06:35Ready?
06:37Give me some too.
06:39Oh!
06:41You need a clutch plate.
06:46Can't you do it yourself?
06:48If there's a jungle in the house,
06:50people will run away.
06:52If I want to pee,
06:53I'll pee on you.
06:54Do it yourself.
06:55Rinse?
06:57With this?
06:58You're using it for that?
06:59No, no.
07:00You'll get a hundred if you ever touch it.
07:07What?
07:11What?
07:12I think...
07:13the water in the jungle isn't clean.
07:15What?
07:15It was like this this morning.
07:22Laddo,
07:23I didn't even realize it was two days.
07:25Days with you are like days with girls.
07:27If we could even pee in our apartment,
07:29we'd feel like girls.
07:31Can't you give me a few more days?
07:33I can easily give you a few more days.
07:36But get me out of this Punjabi apartment.
07:39Laddo,
07:40tell her.
07:41She'll get me out.
07:42Why?
07:43She pays the rent.
07:44I live in the apartment.
07:45Really?
07:46Yes.
07:48But don't you want to live with a guy like him?
07:51In Kishanpura,
07:52guys like him are the nash.
07:56The ones who can change paths.
07:57Laddo.
07:58Ms. Lakhwinder Kaur and Mr. Sandhu.
08:00Come on, come on.
08:01Sit down.
08:04Please sign here.
08:10Mr. Sandhu.
08:16What did you call me?
08:17Naresh.
08:18Not Naresh, Nash.
08:20Naresh is the name of this village.
08:23I've made a lot of mistakes.
08:25Like a mountain goat.
08:27It keeps barking all day.
08:29Look at you.
08:30You've become a servant girl.
08:33Don't make me laugh.
08:36Please sign here.
08:38Just a second, ma'am.
08:39Let me talk to her first.
08:42Pendu.
08:43Uneducated scoundrel.
08:44I don't know who gave you the visa to the UK.
08:48Because of this,
08:49even Faiza aunty couldn't get you here.
08:51Do you know what I think?
08:53Even your parents sent you here
08:55because they couldn't stand your nonsense.
08:57Stop it.
08:58Why are you making me stand here?
09:00Think before you speak.
09:01Her luggage is in the car.
09:03You can take her with you.
09:04Let's go to Kishanpur.
09:13That looks good.
09:14I'll see you in a month.
09:15Sorry, what?
09:16In a month's time,
09:17you need to come back to collect your application.
09:19And please bring Ms. Lakrinda Kaur with you.
09:23What did she say?
09:27We'll have to come back in a month.
09:29Let's go.
09:39Stop it.
09:40How much more will you drink?
09:41Bhalli, don't stop her for a month.
09:44Everything is in your hands now.
09:50He goes to the city every day.
09:52He says he'll spend the rest of his life there.
09:57I can't bear to see him.
09:58He looks like a woman,
10:00but he doesn't look like a man.
10:02He's got a beard,
10:03but he doesn't look like a man.
10:04He's got a beard?
10:06Sit down.
10:07I'll clean it for you.
10:12Now you're talking.
10:13Yes.
10:14I've done so many things in Kishanpur.
10:18So many things.
10:20Taste it.
10:29He says Bittu will stay in the flat for a few days.
10:32He'll stay with us.
10:34Really?
10:35Yes.
10:38We'll live together.
10:43He's such a nice boy.
10:51You'll never forget me.
10:54You'll see.
10:56Billi.
10:57Will you wear this dress?
10:59Yes.
11:00Sister.
11:04You.
11:05No.
11:06You're not a man.
11:08You're just a man.
11:11This is your brother.
11:13He loves you so much.
11:16He loves you so much.
11:18A lot.
11:22Hold this.
11:24Hold this.
11:28Take this.
11:34Oh, Billi.
11:35My head.
11:37Give me a glass of lassi.
11:39It's so cold.
11:40My head is burning.
11:42Everything is spinning.
11:45I told you.
11:46I can't do it.
11:47I can't do it.
11:49Oh, God.
11:51Everything is spinning.
11:53Oh, God.
11:58I see.
12:01The ice was inside.
12:03It was supposed to be cold.
12:07Son.
12:09You should always be careful.
12:12If you run away from a girl,
12:13she'll run away from you.
12:16I'm sorry.
12:17I won't do it again.
12:21Hey, Kamla.
12:22If you don't make a mistake at this age,
12:24when will you?
12:25At my age?
12:27You'll get success.
12:29Enjoy.
12:30What are you saying, Dad?
12:32Hey, boys.
12:34Who is this girl?
12:37Why don't you tell me?
12:38Tell me.
12:39I'm asking you.
12:40She's my girlfriend.
12:46You can decide later.
12:48But if my boyfriend runs away
12:50and brings me lassi from the fridge,
12:51I'll be heartbroken.
12:52Laddo.
12:53This is my grandpa.
12:54This is my dad.
12:57Hello.
12:58Hello.
13:01Okay, then.
13:02Put me on top of the lassi.
13:11Madam, may I come in?
13:17Naren.
13:22Naren, you're ruined.
13:23You're ruined, Naren.
13:24Your soul has left your body.
13:27Grandpa.
13:28Grandpa.
13:30Father.
13:31Big father.
13:32Go up.
13:35I have to go.
13:37I have to go.
13:40Patti, wait.
13:45Sit down.
13:46Your grandpa is here.
13:47You can come for your studies.
13:48You'll get a holiday.
13:50Thank you, Patti.
13:51Well, okay.
13:53Where were we?
13:54So, yes.
13:55Treatment for your hallucinations
13:56will depend entirely
13:58on their underlying causes.
14:09Naren.
14:13Two ice cream, please.
14:15Grandpa is there.
14:17What are you doing here?
14:18I think it's Sunday.
14:21Didn't I tell your grandpa?
14:23He would've given me two slaps
14:24if I had waited for him.
14:26What?
14:27You lied to me there?
14:28When I was bored at home,
14:30I told him,
14:31go to class.
14:32Then I got ice cream.
14:33You know,
14:34I and my friends in Kishanpuri
14:36beat up our grandparents
14:38twice a year.
14:39Shut up.
14:41Shut up, man.
14:42Listen to me.
14:43You know,
14:44my friends are such devils
14:46that when the teacher asks,
14:48if you beat up your grandparents twice a year,
14:50do you know what he'll say?
14:52He'll say,
14:53our grandparents got married twice.
14:54What are you doing, Meera?
14:55I'm not going to...
14:56Calm down.
14:57Tomorrow,
14:58you have a photography class
14:59with your teacher.
15:00Do you know
15:01how sweet photographers are?
15:03Sister,
15:04look here.
15:05Brother-in-law,
15:06smile a little.
15:07Hold this.
15:09Everything is a joke to you, isn't it?
15:11It's not a joke to die on your own.
15:14And remember one thing,
15:15listen to me.
15:16When life plays a joke on you,
15:18all the laughter stops.