Scooby-Doo-Lights-Camera-Mayhem episode 12
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00:00Im TRYING TO ENJOY THE JOB
00:04WHAT DOES SCOOBY DO?!
00:06I'M COMING AFTER YOU!
00:07WE'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY.
00:10I SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO,
00:12BUT DON'T LOOK AT ME.
00:13WHAT DOES SCOOBY DO?
00:16WHAT DOES SCOOBY DO?!
00:18WE'RE GONNA FOLLOW YOU!
00:19WE'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTERY.
00:22WE SEE YOU SCOOBY DOO,
00:24WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU.
00:25What Does Scooby Do?!
00:28You'll look back, you may find another clue
00:34The Scooby Snacks will be waiting here for you
00:40Watch the Scooby-Doo, we're coming after you
00:43We're gonna solve that mystery
00:46I see you Scooby-Doo, the trail leads back to you
00:49Watch the Scooby-Doo
00:52Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
00:55Na-na-na, na-na-na-na
00:58Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na
01:01Watch the Scooby-Doo
01:04So, teen super-spy Deek Rivers, at last you face me, the insidious Dr. Bikini
01:29A pity our first meeting shall also be our last
01:36I hate long goodbyes, Doctor
01:39They get me all choked up
01:43After him, you incompetent dogs
02:11Cut!
02:14Great job, Jim
02:15Okay, swap in the stunt double
02:17All set, Bull?
02:22Settle, everyone
02:24And action!
02:42Abandon this production, all who wish to live
02:54Hollywood, California
02:56I can't believe we're here
02:58It sure was nice of your aunt to arrange a studio tour just for us, Velma
03:02What's the point of having a glamorous job like chief studio accountant if you can't pull some strings?
03:08Welcome to Piranha Studios
03:10May I help you?
03:11We've, like, come to see the movie stars
03:14Well, look here, you can't just waltz onto a...
03:17Mrs. Dinkley from accounting left a drive-on pass for us?
03:20Oh, that's different
03:23I'm sorry, kids
03:24It's just that security's been tightened ever since...
03:27Well, never mind
03:28You kids go on, have a good time now
03:33I wonder why studio security's been tightened
03:36Like, who cares?
03:37As long as we're in Hollywood surrounded by nice, normal movie stars instead of some group of ghoulish creeps
03:43Oh, yes, of course
03:49Here we are, stage 27
03:51Now remember to play it cool around these movie stars, okay, girls?
03:55Girls?
03:57Hi!
03:59And to what do I owe the pleasure of receiving the rapt attention of two such very lovely ladies?
04:07Are you a movie star?
04:09I am an actor
04:11Alas, the thespian gifts of Roderick Kingston, yours truly, are currently being wasted
04:17I am but a mere stand-in for...
04:21Chip Hernandez, Jr.!
04:23Where? Where?
04:29Wow, I've never seen him act like that before
04:32Yes, I'm quite used to it
04:34You can't quit! What are we going to do without your stunt team?
04:37Sorry, Mr. Wong, I'll risk my neck doing any fool's stunt
04:41But when it comes to ghosts, count me and my team out
04:45You must be Vincent Wong, the famous Hong Kong action director
04:49More importantly, didn't he also just say ghosts?
04:53Sadly, yes
04:55I started out directing this teen spy beach movie
04:58But it's turning into a horror film thanks to that faceless phantom
05:03A faceless phantom?
05:05According to studio legend, the ghost of movie idol Rip Bannon has haunted the backlot
05:10Ever since he was lost in a tragic fire many years ago
05:14Oh, right! Rip's most famous role was in the Deke Rivers teen super spy film
05:19Spy Near River
05:21The very film we're remaking
05:23Looks like we're not remaking anything
05:25No stunt team, no movie!
05:27Okay, all done here, thanks
05:30Bye
05:31No, don't go!
05:33We solve mysteries all the time
05:35Stay
05:36We'll do the stunts
05:37We're always in crazy situations
05:39Right, gang?
05:41Sure! If we were the stunt team, that would keep us close to the action
05:46It's a bit unorthodox
05:48Okay, let's get you to wardrobe
05:50Our costumer Vicky will make you look the part in no time
05:52Hold on, I have just one little word for this idea
05:56No, no, no!
05:59No, no, no!
06:01But Shaggy, you look fabulous in this!
06:04Blue certainly doesn't cramp your style
06:07I'm not worried about cramping my style
06:09I'm worried about breaking my neck!
06:11Chip Hernandez Jr. is counting on us
06:14I can hear his dreamy voice even now
06:18Shh, that is his voice, listen
06:21No, it really is that bad
06:23I want off this picture, Sid
06:25I can't follow up a mega hit like The Modem with this piece of teen fluff
06:29Dude, make it happen or I walk
06:31I love The Modem!
06:33Who'd have thought an exciting sci-fi picture could take place inside a fax machine?
06:37I wonder
06:39Velma, you can't suspect Chip
06:42Even the amazingly cute are not above suspicion
06:45Yeah, like he may be a wolf in Chip's clothing
06:56Split up, gang!
07:09Hey, Scooby, Shaggy, what's going on here?
07:12Like ask him!
07:16A phantom?
07:18Well, I'm not going to let a small detail like this
07:22Well, I'm not going to let a small detail like the ghost of a disfigured teen idol stop me
07:28Let's start ruling!
07:30Right on, Vincent, we're with you
07:36Scooby, where are you going?
07:41What do you know? That spooky samurai armor
07:44Good going, Scoob
07:46Shh!
07:51Hey, what's Roderick Kingston doing in Chip Hernandez Jr.'s trailer?
07:55Hey, you! Who's there? Let me see your rod pass
08:00Don't shoot! I'm wearing studio property!
08:03Oh, it's you two
08:05I heard the phantom was around here
08:07I wonder what he could want
08:09Like maybe a dressing room?
08:11I guess studio phantoms don't get their own trailers
08:14I'd rather have a limo
08:18It's no use, Fred. Your head's just too big to fit into Chip's helmet
08:23Too much brain, I guess
08:25Then we're just going to have to find someone with a smaller head
08:32What? Whatever it is, I'm not going to do it
08:37Mmm, delicious
08:39But I still don't want to do it
08:41Shaggy is right. He can't possibly do the stunt like this
08:45Ah, finally! Sanity prevails!
08:52It's a much better stunt with the dog on the back
08:55Wait, wait, this isn't in the script
08:57I didn't write this. It doesn't make any sense
08:59Trust me, it's better like this
09:01Okay, pacing! Roll sound!
09:03And... action!
09:07No worries, pal. We are not budging
09:18Never thought I'd see Scooby-Doo jump the shark
09:34Whoa!
09:37Abandon this film or face my wrath!
09:48You okay, Shaggy?
09:50Talk about a bad facelift
09:52That guy had his face lifted clean off
09:54Did you get it? Where were you holding it?
09:56That was gold! Pink gold!
09:59Ah!
10:01That came from Chip's trailer
10:03Come on, hurry!
10:08Chip, are you alright?
10:10What happened? What's wrong?
10:13What's wrong? Look at my face!
10:16My beautiful face!
10:20It can't be my makeup. It's hypoallergenic
10:23Mmm, avocado! I'm allergic to avocado
10:27That's it, man!
10:28I quit!
10:29You can't walk off this movie! We got a contract!
10:32Contract or no contract, I'm done!
10:38Spoiled brat
10:40Looks like the only way to get film in Cannes today is to shoot more stunts
10:44You game, Fred?
10:46I'm in!
10:48Okay, Freddy. Remember, you're Dick Rivers' teen super-spy
10:53And you're crossing the bridge of death into Dr. Bikini's infernal lair
10:57Halfway across, you're attacked by an angry swarm of bees
11:01Your costume will protect you a little, but act scared, okay?
11:04Scared, right!
11:06Roll him! Laces!
11:08Everyone settle and action!
11:12Kill bees!
11:18Oh no! It's the Faceless Phantom!
11:23That bee suit won't protect Freddy for long. Come on!
11:36You'll be okay. There's first aid ointment in the security office
11:40I think Shaggy and Scooby are gonna need it a lot more than I do
11:43No!
11:45Honey!
11:46Honey!
11:51Hey guys, look what I found
11:53An old scrapbook filled with pictures of classic movie stars
11:57Looks like old Pete's been saving these clippings as souvenirs
12:01Look, here's a photo of Rip Bannon, the Faceless Phantom himself
12:05Yeah, like back when he had a face
12:07There's a whole bunch of Rip Bannon photos
12:10What would old Pete be doing with these?
12:12Venomlin, you'll need it on the set, right now
12:15Okay Velma, we're ready for you
12:18Come on, you look great
12:20I can't do it. Everyone will be looking at me
12:24Yeah, isn't it great? Ready for your stunt?
12:27Oh, I was so mortified by the costume I forgot to be nervous about that
12:32What am I doing?
12:34All you have to do is jump off this ledge
12:36And free fall until these nearly invisible guide wires slow your drop
12:40And voila, you're finished
12:42Yeah, that's what I was afraid of
12:44Do you want a Scooby snack?
12:47Ready up there
12:49Okay, camera and action
12:54Here goes nothing
12:55Jakey!
12:59Okay, everything's fine, perfectly safe
13:01Falling according to plan
13:06That wasn't a part of the plan
13:09Jakey!
13:23Hang in there, Velma
13:32Okay Scoob, let her rip
13:39Good catch, Shaggy
13:43Who would have thought the emergency nap center I installed for Shaggy would be used in an actual emergency
13:48Man, like when I need a nap bad, that is an emergency
14:00That's strange, your harness and wires look fine
14:03It wasn't sabotage
14:09Like Fred, if those are Velma's wires, whose are these?
14:13Hmm, an extra set of wires
14:15Looks like Velma wasn't the only one using special effects to fall
14:19That explains why the phantom just hung there for a minute after the bridge collapsed
14:24Our faceless phantom is a phony fake
14:28And you know what that means
14:30That we phone the cops and head to the beach?
14:33That we flush out that make-believe mischief maker
14:36Looks like the man with the van has got a plan
14:39I'd like rather get a tan
14:46Yo, Vincent, I'm like back
14:49Oh, the prodigal star returns
14:52Huzzah
14:53So, you're back to finish the movie?
14:56Why the change of heart?
14:58My lawyer said I had to
15:00Good enough for me
15:07People, people, we're about to shoot the most exciting climax ever
15:12So let's focus
15:13Daphne, you'll be doubling for Deke River's flirtatious love interest
15:17And Russian military contact
15:19Major Smoochie
15:20You'll jump your horse over Dr. Bikini's minions
15:23And land on the speeding train where Deke is bound and gagged
15:26Save him, then we cut
15:27Roll camera
15:28Cue train and action
15:36Yeah!
15:52Like, sorry, Mr. Facelister
15:54Believe me, this wasn't my idea
15:58Okay, gang, now!
16:03Good work, Fred, you got him
16:06You don't got him
16:07Is there a plan B, Freddy?
16:10Yeah
16:11Run!
16:37I don't wanna walk around with him
16:41I don't wanna walk around with him
16:44I don't wanna walk around with him
16:46Nobody wanna walk around with him
16:49I don't wanna walk around with him
16:52I don't wanna walk around with him
16:54All right
17:06I don't wanna walk around with him
17:08I don't wanna walk around with him
17:11I don't wanna walk around with him
17:13Nobody wanna walk around with him
17:16I don't wanna walk around with him
17:19I don't wanna walk around with him
17:23It's in one!
17:25I'm befuddled, bewildered and befogged
17:28What's going on here?
17:29It's all very simple
17:31We arranged for Chip to pretend to return to the movie
17:34In order to act as bait
17:36But how did you know Chip himself wasn't the Phantom?
17:39Because Chip can't do anything
17:41The Phantom could scale walls, do acrobatics and seem to fly
17:45Chip can't even act
17:47Yeah, but check out my cheekbones
17:50We knew the Phantom must be someone trying to shut down the production
17:54But that could still be anybody
17:56Yeah, spy me a river?
17:59Come on, nobody wants to make this picture
18:03Especially Vincent Wong
18:05An important Hong Kong action director
18:07Dreams of making an American film
18:09And gets stuck with this
18:11Then I remembered that Vincent started his career at the Peking Opera School
18:15From childhood the students are trained to do amazing feats
18:18Which come in handy in the world of Hong Kong action films
18:21Or creating a convincing faceless Phantom
18:24It's true
18:25I was so excited to make a Hollywood movie
18:28I didn't even read the script till after I signed on
18:30By then it was too late
18:32Ugh, doesn't anybody read the script?
18:35Then I thought if enough people quit
18:37The studio will shut us down and I get to direct a different movie
18:41So you played up the old studio legend about the faceless Phantom
18:45Yes, I'm so sorry
18:48Scooby's right
18:50You were with us when the Phantom chased us around in that samurai suit
18:54Yeah, I'm afraid that was me, Shaggy
18:56I've been keeping a close eye on every aspect of this movie
18:59But like why?
19:01Old Pete is really Rip Bannon
19:03Isn't that right, Rip?
19:05Afraid so
19:06You see, Spymere River was my biggest film
19:09I just wanted to see it done right
19:11You see, way back when, during that fire
19:15Nobody saw me get out of there
19:17But my face, I'd been so handsome
19:20I couldn't let my public see me
19:22Not, not like, like this
19:25Why Pete, it's the tiniest scar I've ever seen
19:29It's barely even noticeable
19:31You really think so?
19:33Oh well, I suppose I'd rather go to jail than to have my name on this movie
19:38Jail? What for? Nobody got hurt
19:41You were only using your mastery of theatrical effects to scare us
19:45I just hated this movie so much
19:48Join the club, dude
19:50Hey, maybe there's a way this could work out for all of us
20:00A real live movie, Spymere
20:03Talk about glamorous
20:05Chip Fernandez Jr. in Vincent Wong's The Modem 2
20:09Congratulations, it looks like you've got a big hit on your hands
20:13Well, we wouldn't have gotten away with it if it weren't for you wonderful meddling kids
20:19And Scooby-Doo
20:21Hey, where is Scooby?
20:24Scooby-Dooby-Doo
20:26On second thought, hold the popcorn
20:53.