योगी बाबू बर्थडे स्पेशल सुपरहिट साउथ कॉमेडी हिंदी फिल्म - गुरखा (HD) | K-B-All Cinema | इलीसा एर्हार्ड, आनंदराज
योगी बाबू बर्थडे स्पेशल सुपरहिट साउथ कॉमेडी हिंदी फिल्म - गुरखा (HD) | इलीसा एर्हार्ड, आनंदराज
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00:00:00You
00:00:31Where there are wheels, there are wheels.
00:00:34Where there is itch, there is softness.
00:00:37What happened? Are you feeling dizzy?
00:00:39Don't worry, you will understand it now.
00:00:41Gradually your mind's tube light will be on.
00:00:43For the world, the sky is up and the earth is down.
00:00:47But for me, it's vice versa.
00:00:49You didn't understand what vice versa means?
00:00:52It's the opposite.
00:00:54Now look carefully.
00:00:56The one hanging like a pendulum on the wall is me.
00:01:00There is police, media and public.
00:01:04But no one is worried about my life.
00:01:06The reporter is worried about TRP.
00:01:08And the boys and girls in the public,
00:01:10they are worried about my body hanging upside down like a pendulum.
00:01:14Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
00:01:19Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
00:01:26When there is a far off whistle in the silence of the night,
00:01:31the mother tells her son to sleep peacefully.
00:01:35Gorkha has come.
00:01:37It might be raining or it might be snowing.
00:01:40but Gorkha never leaves his side.
00:01:45He is not an ordinary man.
00:01:47Along with protecting the colony,
00:01:49he also protects the borders of our country, which are miles away.
00:01:54If the enemy ever raises an eye against our country,
00:01:58he is shot so many times in the eye
00:02:02that he…
00:02:03What are you thinking?
00:02:04He is finished.
00:02:07Because of his poverty and lack of employment,
00:02:11people migrate to other states.
00:02:14Many Gorkhas are unable to find another job.
00:02:18That's why they look for a guard job.
00:02:21Oh sir, I have to do something for a living.
00:02:24One of them reached Delhi.
00:02:27His name was Gulbiya Thapa.
00:02:29A friend of Bhugu.
00:02:31A 6 feet tall young man's heart
00:02:34fell flat on seeing a girl.
00:02:37Then he got married.
00:02:39And in a year, he became a soldier of the country.
00:02:43He has a lot of stories in his life.
00:02:46Let's come to the point.
00:02:48His grandson, Pandu.
00:02:50You can also call him Pandurang.
00:02:52So this is Pandu.
00:02:53He is a hungry and lazy man.
00:02:56He eats all day and snores on the terrace with his friends.
00:03:01If I tell you everything, will you come to the wedding?
00:03:04Just watch and enjoy.
00:03:06For now, let's rest on our words.
00:03:09You watch the movie and leave all the work.
00:03:14Really?
00:03:16It's my birthday next month.
00:03:18Is everything fine at home?
00:03:19You look beautiful.
00:03:25Hey Goti, what are you doing? Give it to me.
00:03:27The grandson has to apply tilak.
00:03:32What are you doing?
00:03:46You look beautiful.
00:03:49May God bless you.
00:04:01Wow!
00:04:11The whole area is a bar.
00:04:13Wow!
00:04:16Now I will have fun.
00:04:18Pandu, wow!
00:04:19Ding dong!
00:04:21Hey, who are you?
00:04:23The public is sleeping there.
00:04:24And you are dancing here like peacocks.
00:04:27You have been snoring all year.
00:04:29Have you forgotten?
00:04:30Give me 15 more minutes.
00:04:31The function will be over.
00:04:32Only a little is left.
00:04:33Do you want 15 more minutes?
00:04:34Hey, all day you whistle and spoil my mind.
00:04:36Now your drama has started at night too.
00:04:38Stop snoring and go to sleep.
00:04:39Otherwise, I will call the police.
00:04:40She will beat you so badly that you will forget everything.
00:04:43Sir, why are you saying this?
00:04:44We protect your family.
00:04:45For us, this is...
00:04:46CCTV is going to be installed in the entire colony.
00:04:48Now you don't need anything here.
00:04:50Hey, if a thief comes, won't your father come?
00:04:52Hey, a man of 2.5 feet is giving big promises.
00:04:54If you talk too much, I will cut your tongue.
00:04:56Will you cut my tongue?
00:04:58Come on.
00:05:01Leave him.
00:05:07He has left.
00:05:08Leave me.
00:05:09What are you doing?
00:05:10I am telling you.
00:05:11If you had not caught me, I would have torn his lungi by now.
00:05:14He would have taken a rope and gone home.
00:05:18But three people were caught.
00:05:19Yes, they were caught.
00:05:22Oh, my God!
00:05:23A car without a license plate in our area.
00:05:25Pandu, you think they are new people.
00:05:27Whether they are new or old, they are not criminals.
00:05:31Yes, I am coming.
00:05:40Pandu, a car without a license plate is parked here.
00:05:44The car is parked in front of Lungilal's house.
00:05:46I hope his lungi is not ringing.
00:05:56Meow.
00:05:59I will kiss you.
00:06:06Meow.
00:06:08I will kiss you.
00:06:09Forgive me, Pandu.
00:06:10I misunderstood you.
00:06:11If you were not there, I would have been ruined today.
00:06:13This is a small gift from me.
00:06:14No, sir.
00:06:15Take your money back.
00:06:17I don't want money.
00:06:18Your respect is enough.
00:06:19Greetings.
00:06:20Can you see?
00:06:21They are angels.
00:06:22And I was going to fire them.
00:06:26Okay.
00:06:271,002.
00:06:282,003.
00:06:30Will you give me some information?
00:06:32At about 10 o'clock in the night,
00:06:34a gang called Dhawa came to his house.
00:06:37They came to steal his liver.
00:06:39And the left lung too.
00:06:40You also tell me something.
00:06:42What happened to you?
00:06:43That was that Gurkha.
00:06:44Yes.
00:06:45It so happened that they hit him on the nose and face.
00:06:48And blood came out of the nose.
00:06:49But I reached with my team.
00:06:51Okay, the photo will be half in the paper.
00:06:53Okay, the photo will be half in the paper or full?
00:06:55As you say.
00:06:56First take half, then take full.
00:06:58And write below the photo.
00:07:00A brave policeman saved the secretary's liver and lungs.
00:07:03And if you want to write the kidney, write a few.
00:07:05Okay, sir.
00:07:06And write my name in front.
00:07:07Harris the Greatest.
00:07:08Did you click the photo?
00:07:09Yes.
00:07:10Do you want the video now?
00:07:11Yes, sir.
00:07:12You take it.
00:07:13His liver was a little damaged by drinking red water with government money.
00:07:16Take a photo with the liver.
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:18It's done.
00:07:19Send me a photocopy of the photo.
00:07:21Okay, sir.
00:07:24Hey, Goti.
00:07:25Yes.
00:07:26You know, I have taken 9000 punishments today.
00:07:28I even left Deepika behind.
00:07:30Why did you take so much?
00:07:31I have to wear a thin waist and join the police.
00:07:33The people of the family protected the colony by becoming watchmen.
00:07:36I will become a policeman and protect the country.
00:07:38No matter how big a terrorist he is.
00:07:39Hit him.
00:07:40Hey, Pandu.
00:07:41Hey, Pandu.
00:07:42My throat is burning.
00:07:43Don't hang up the phone.
00:07:44What nonsense are you talking?
00:07:45I will reply in half an hour.
00:07:46Because of your half an hour, we will be late for work.
00:07:48Is work more important than friends?
00:07:49You used to wear my underwear in childhood.
00:07:51Have you forgotten?
00:07:52There used to be 506 holes in it.
00:07:54If you want to show off, I will get a hammer.
00:07:56What is the need of a hammer?
00:07:57I will hit you with my mobile.
00:07:58Hey, what are you doing?
00:07:59Why are you breaking your grandfather's head?
00:08:01What is it?
00:08:02Yesterday, your grandfather's one mark was left after taking me.
00:08:04If he won't ring, how will I ring?
00:08:06Hey, how much more will it ring?
00:08:07All day it rings like FM radio.
00:08:09If nothing happens, it keeps giving big abuses.
00:08:11I am going to become a policeman.
00:08:12Go and get something to eat for me.
00:08:13Hey, if you eat so much, one day it will burst.
00:08:16Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
00:08:17Quickly bring something to eat.
00:08:19I have eaten nothing since morning.
00:08:21Take, take grass.
00:08:22If you ask again, I will hit you with a broom.
00:08:24What is this?
00:08:25Grass?
00:08:26She won't listen like this.
00:08:27I will break her husband's head.
00:08:28Hey, hey.
00:08:29Why are you after my husband's life?
00:08:31You will listen only if you break his head.
00:08:33Okay, leave all that.
00:08:34Come here, come here.
00:08:35Climb on this stool.
00:08:36Hey, what are you standing and watching?
00:08:37Come quickly.
00:08:38Granny, you don't give me food, right?
00:08:40Will you climb on the stool till now?
00:08:41What will I do to you?
00:08:42Will you hit me?
00:08:43Come on, come on.
00:08:44Climb on the stool quickly.
00:08:45What do you want?
00:08:46Do you want a hand?
00:08:47Yes, take my hand.
00:08:48What is the matter?
00:08:49Bless me, granny.
00:08:50Because I am going.
00:08:51Police.
00:08:52Don't go.
00:08:58Sir has come.
00:09:01Sir, sir.
00:09:02Yes, okay, okay.
00:09:03Listen.
00:09:04Now all of you are small Pillu's.
00:09:07And you are thinking that why did I call you at night?
00:09:10You don't understand.
00:09:11But don't take tension.
00:09:12I will tell you.
00:09:13Pillu's.
00:09:14I do night work in day and day work in night.
00:09:16This doubles the energy.
00:09:17So I choose night.
00:09:19Now you will exercise to increase stamina.
00:09:22You will do running, jumping, racing.
00:09:24The one who will come first in training.
00:09:26I will give him a big reward.
00:09:28Get ready to take the reward.
00:09:29Super.
00:09:30Make their diet plan.
00:09:31I want strong people in Pillu's gang.
00:09:33How is it, Harish?
00:09:34Very good.
00:09:35See who has come.
00:09:41Sir.
00:09:42Mr. Harish Chitkule.
00:09:43Three star inspector.
00:09:45I am proud of you, baby.
00:09:49Thank you, sir.
00:09:50Good boy.
00:09:51It is my pleasure.
00:09:52Welcome.
00:09:53Sir, IG sir is in uniform even at night.
00:09:54I don't understand anything.
00:09:55Keep quiet.
00:09:56Will he come naked if he is not in uniform?
00:09:57Sir.
00:09:58Nonsense.
00:09:59IG sir has come to do inspection leaving his daughter-in-law.
00:10:01And he has come in uniform and not in night suit.
00:10:03This is his greatness.
00:10:04He could have come in underwear.
00:10:05But he has come with a pillow.
00:10:06He is one of four kilos.
00:10:07And you are asking him useless questions.
00:10:09Shut up.
00:10:10What is going to happen by shouting at him?
00:10:12What he is saying is absolutely correct.
00:10:14What are you saying?
00:10:15I don't understand.
00:10:16I am saying absolutely correct.
00:10:17This is IG's uniform.
00:10:18But I am not IG.
00:10:20What happened?
00:10:21Are you feeling dizzy?
00:10:22This uniform was given by my washerman.
00:10:24The washerman's dog was sick since three days.
00:10:26And there was no money in his pocket.
00:10:27So I took advantage of his helplessness.
00:10:30I took his dog to the hospital.
00:10:32After that he gave this uniform and medal on rent to repay my favor.
00:10:36Did you understand?
00:10:38That's it.
00:10:39I made a mistake by mistake.
00:10:40How?
00:10:41I thought he was IG even after seeing a fool like you.
00:10:44It's a big mistake.
00:10:46Billu.
00:10:47Have you seen the first idiot of three idiots?
00:10:49I have seen.
00:10:50See.
00:10:51Take a selfie.
00:10:52Guys.
00:10:53Do you want to see the second idiot of three idiots?
00:10:55He is standing behind me.
00:10:57Out.
00:10:58Get out.
00:10:59Shut up.
00:11:00One day he will salute me.
00:11:03Hey.
00:11:04Get out of here.
00:11:05Who allowed him to come?
00:11:06Make fun of him.
00:11:08If I don't get you buried in this ground tomorrow.
00:11:11Surface's joker in this academy.
00:11:13Two.
00:11:14One.
00:11:15Two.
00:11:16One.
00:11:17Two.
00:11:18One.
00:11:19Two.
00:11:20One.
00:11:21Two.
00:11:22One.
00:11:23Two.
00:11:24If you drink mother's milk, you will die.
00:11:25Make fun of him.
00:11:26Two.
00:11:28One.
00:11:29Two.
00:11:30One.
00:11:31Two.
00:11:32One.
00:11:33Two.
00:11:34One.
00:11:35Sir.
00:11:36Your dog has come.
00:11:37Two.
00:11:38One.
00:11:39Two.
00:11:40One.
00:11:41One.
00:11:42One.
00:11:43One.
00:11:45One.
00:11:46One.
00:11:47One.
00:11:48One.
00:11:49One.
00:11:50One.
00:11:51One.
00:11:52One.
00:11:53One.
00:11:58Sir.
00:11:59What did you say?
00:12:00I said your dog...
00:12:01Don't call him dog.
00:12:02His name is undertaker.
00:12:03Is that his dog?
00:12:04Yes.
00:12:05Good question.
00:12:06Yes?
00:12:07How did undertaker's body formed?
00:12:08By eating pedigree.
00:12:09You'll have to go deep.
00:12:10Deep?
00:12:11We go there after we die.
00:12:13Don't talk about dying. It's very dangerous.
00:12:14But, he's the only winner.
00:12:18He'll leave everyone behind with a snap of my finger.
00:12:25Did you see how he ran like a lion?
00:12:27He's gone now, sir.
00:12:31He's only jumped three feet.
00:12:33He started this art of fighting when he was born.
00:12:35This is nothing.
00:12:36Oh my god! He jumped from four feet, sir.
00:12:38Is it? This is nothing.
00:12:41Did he fail in this?
00:12:42Correct, sir.
00:12:42My dog, Undertaker, jumps buildings.
00:12:45Once he jumped the tower of the IG office.
00:12:47Yes.
00:12:48Watch now.
00:12:49Come, my lion. Come, my Undertaker.
00:12:54Wait. Give me my BP pills.
00:12:56Here you go, sir.
00:12:58Sir, Undertaker is running away.
00:12:59Your BP is increasing.
00:13:00I can't digest it.
00:13:01People think that BP increases due to stress.
00:13:03Sometimes, BP increases due to too much happiness.
00:13:06I'm taking pills for the happiness that my Undertaker is going to give me.
00:13:10Oh, is it?
00:13:11Yes.
00:13:15Come. Come.
00:13:17He'll jump eight feet.
00:13:19Come. Come.
00:13:20Come on, Undertaker.
00:13:21Come. Come. Come, my lion.
00:13:23Come.
00:13:25Come. Come. Come.
00:13:26Is it?
00:13:27Did he go to the moon?
00:13:29He's tired of running.
00:13:30Sir, Undertaker has got a habit of jumping from under the building.
00:13:33I'm jumping instead of you, sir.
00:13:35Sir, I think this dog belongs to the washerman.
00:13:36It doesn't belong to the house or the ghat.
00:13:37Give me the BP pills.
00:13:39Yes, that's important.
00:13:40Here you go.
00:13:41Is he playing Kabaddi or is he here to throw the spear?
00:13:44Will you break my hand?
00:13:48Hey, get lost.
00:13:54Inspector, you called me unfit.
00:13:58Watch now.
00:13:58This spear will hit you.
00:14:02Go. Go. Go. Make a big hole.
00:14:07Sir, what happened?
00:14:08Did you spill the water?
00:14:13Hey, you fool.
00:14:15How dare you throw it? You could've got hurt.
00:14:17Everyone walks here as per your wish.
00:14:19You got hurt because I didn't.
00:14:21I'll put a chili on this spear and put it inside you.
00:14:28Listen, Mucchad.
00:14:29Yes, sir.
00:14:30I've trained the undertaker to find the bomb.
00:14:32He'll forget to hide the bomb.
00:14:34My undertaker will find it.
00:14:36Wow!
00:14:37Now watch and learn from him.
00:14:56Wow! He got discharged in a jiffy.
00:14:58He's gone mad.
00:15:02Where are you going?
00:15:03Undertaker, stop.
00:15:04Where are you going?
00:15:05Come here.
00:15:05I want to smell the bomb.
00:15:07Why are you going this way?
00:15:08What are you doing?
00:15:09Stop.
00:15:10Undertaker, the one who has the bag will hit us.
00:15:12Oh no!
00:15:16Sir, I've arranged the biscuits.
00:15:18Look at this.
00:15:19Shall I get tea for you?
00:15:22Sir, if he keeps searching for biscuits like this
00:15:23we can open a biscuit shop.
00:15:29Hey, Pillu, jump.
00:15:32Good.
00:15:33Very good.
00:15:34If I jump, the entire history geography will be exposed.
00:15:37Come on, hurry up.
00:15:38There's only one way to reach there without jumping.
00:15:41Pick up the sticks one by one.
00:15:42What are you doing?
00:15:44Hey, I'm jumping, not lifting weights.
00:15:47Sir, hold this.
00:15:48I'm tired.
00:15:50Anyone can jump and cross this.
00:15:52But, no one has ever crossed this without jumping.
00:15:54I did that miracle today and you're still standing here.
00:15:56Forget it, sir. You're unfit for me.
00:15:59You're jealous of me.
00:16:00Will you listen to me?
00:16:01Pick up all this junk and sell it to the scrap dealer.
00:16:03You'll get a good amount of money.
00:16:05With that money, buy a ticket to the village and get lost.
00:16:07But, why, sir?
00:16:09Go.
00:16:09Sir, why are you shouting? Listen to me.
00:16:27Hey, sir, you're here.
00:16:28Let's play together.
00:16:29I'll sing a song for you.
00:16:30Which movie is it?
00:16:31It's about a donkey.
00:16:33Donkey?
00:16:34Yes.
00:16:34Where did you hear Sunny Deol?
00:16:36On Vivid Bharti, sir.
00:16:37His songs are my favourite.
00:16:39Good.
00:16:40What other junk do you like?
00:16:42Nothing else, sir. I like eating and snoring.
00:16:44Okay.
00:16:44Sir, take this.
00:16:45Sir, take this.
00:16:46I won't eat and I won't snore as well, sir.
00:16:49Hey, even in this day and age, you're working so hard.
00:16:51I'm not going to spare you.
00:16:53I'm not going to spare you.
00:16:54I'm not going to spare you.
00:16:55Hey, even in this day and age, you're working so hard.
00:16:56Where's the lift?
00:16:57I'm not going to climb up.
00:16:58Hey, you're here again.
00:16:59Sorry, sir.
00:17:00Listen, this is your last test.
00:17:04Then, you'll be selected.
00:17:06You just have to climb this rope.
00:17:09Sir, is it necessary to climb this rope?
00:17:10For now, climb this rope quietly.
00:17:11Okay, sir.
00:17:12It's not too high.
00:17:13It's just eight feet.
00:17:15Climb up quickly.
00:17:16You'll get a big reward.
00:17:18The reward is ready for you.
00:17:20After that, I'll get a job.
00:17:21It's a promise.
00:17:22Either you'll get an appointment letter or my resignation.
00:17:25Don't break your promise.
00:17:26Don't you trust me?
00:17:27Now, watch how I climb up the rope.
00:17:28You'll give me a job right away.
00:17:30I told you to climb up as soon as possible.
00:17:32Either you'll get an appointment letter or my resignation.
00:17:33What if I get Rs. 35,000 in my account?
00:17:35Sure.
00:17:36Sure?
00:17:36Promise.
00:17:37Are you sure?
00:17:37Promise.
00:17:37Don't think twice.
00:17:38Start now.
00:17:43Sir, actually, my day was a little bad today.
00:17:47Give me a job.
00:17:48We'll adjust it later.
00:17:49After that, I won't kick you.
00:17:51I'll kick the person next to you.
00:17:52After that, we'll practice.
00:17:53We'll do running, shot put, and shooting.
00:17:56You want a job?
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:57You'll get an egg.
00:17:59I didn't get you, sir.
00:18:00You're a fool.
00:18:02You're not fit to live.
00:18:04Got it?
00:18:05You and him are the same.
00:18:09He's equal to me.
00:18:10Hey, think you're lucky.
00:18:11You're equal to him.
00:18:13Now, get lost.
00:18:14Sir, what should I do with this lazy dog?
00:18:16Either gift him to your father-in-law or leave him.
00:18:18Take the burden of the earth along with you.
00:18:20Both of you are useless.
00:18:20Sir!
00:18:21Enough is enough, sir.
00:18:23Look, I've been quiet for a long time.
00:18:25Don't take advantage of my decency.
00:18:27Are you trying to be my brother?
00:18:27Yes, sir.
00:18:28You know where you are, right?
00:18:29I'll put you behind bars in the case of ganja smuggling,
00:18:30theft, or murder.
00:18:34You're talking too much.
00:18:36I'll teach you a lesson when I grow up.
00:18:39You can abuse me today.
00:18:40But, you'll bow your head in front of me tomorrow.
00:18:42Okay.
00:18:43What else?
00:18:43I'll bow my head in front of you.
00:18:44Shut up.
00:18:44You're spitting hot water.
00:18:47I'll bow my head in front of him.
00:18:50Spit it out.
00:18:56Pandu, the police job is a handicap for you.
00:18:59Grandma has asked you to be a watchman.
00:19:00Why don't you listen to her?
00:19:02Hey!
00:19:02What?
00:19:03It's okay if I become a zero watchman.
00:19:05But, how will I look if I become a hero watchman?
00:19:07You've made a mistake.
00:19:08If you treat a monkey like that,
00:19:10he'll slit your throat.
00:19:13Sorry, brother.
00:19:14I'll leave now.
00:19:20Pandu, what happened?
00:19:22Did you get thrashed this time as well?
00:19:24Yes, granny.
00:19:24Look at my son.
00:19:26The one who thrashed me will pee on the bed.
00:19:28This is my curse.
00:19:29Hey, granny.
00:19:30Tell me, my son.
00:19:31Don't look for me for the next three years.
00:19:33Why?
00:19:34That scoundrel rejected me.
00:19:36I'll study IAS.
00:19:38I'll give an interview for IPS.
00:19:39I'll spit on the person who spat on me.
00:19:42I'll slap you so hard that you'll lose all your hair.
00:19:45I know everything.
00:19:47You want to send me there, right?
00:19:48You want to send me there, right?
00:19:50To do the work of a scoundrel.
00:19:51Go and do it yourself.
00:19:52What did you say?
00:19:53The work that you're calling a scoundrel, Pandu..
00:19:56..your grandfather risked his life for it.
00:20:02Your grandfather was a scoundrel of the colony.
00:20:05But, no one respected him.
00:20:08Sir.
00:20:10Sir.
00:20:13Hello, sir.
00:20:15Don't you understand what I'm saying?
00:20:17Go and be a watchman.
00:20:18There are still 10 days left for Deepavali.
00:20:19You come to beg. Get lost.
00:20:22Thank you, sir.
00:20:23Despite being abused by people..
00:20:25..he used to do his work happily.
00:20:28One day..
00:20:30..someone got engaged in the colony.
00:20:32All the people of the colony attended the engagement.
00:20:35Some goons came there.
00:20:48Pandu.
00:20:56You..
00:20:59You'll die now.
00:21:02He calls his work a nonsense.
00:21:05Granny, when grandfather can play with fire..
00:21:08..then he can play with fire by sitting on the pile of gunpowder.
00:21:13Hang up the phone.
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:20This old woman is so troublesome.
00:21:22She won't leave me so easily.
00:21:24I think I'll have to become a watchman.
00:21:35How did the phone come back?
00:21:39Does she have wings?
00:21:42Go back.
00:21:48What?
00:21:52Did grandfather come in this?
00:21:53Oh!
00:21:55I hate you.
00:21:59He came again.
00:22:00I'm sure there's something wrong.
00:22:04Is it you?
00:22:05Hey, come here.
00:22:07Oh! I made you run away.
00:22:11Hey!
00:22:12I want to get rid of this problem and you're troubling me.
00:22:15You're very smart.
00:22:18You want to become a police dog.
00:22:19Similarly, I want to become a police officer.
00:22:22Let's become friends.
00:22:23We'll both benefit from it.
00:22:25By the way, my name is Pandu.
00:22:26What did he call you?
00:22:29Yes, undertaker.
00:22:32Am I right?
00:22:34The ACP called you a workaholic, right?
00:22:38I promise that I'll become a police officer..
00:22:40..and the ACP will salute you.
00:22:42Now, power nap.
00:22:4415 minutes.
00:22:45You'll sleep.
00:22:46Relax mind.
00:22:47Okay?
00:22:49One.
00:22:50Two.
00:22:51Three.
00:22:52Four.
00:22:56He's lazier and more of a workaholic than me.
00:22:59Okay, good night.
00:23:14I'm Diwa who stuck the pamphlet.
00:23:17What?
00:23:19Whose photo is this?
00:23:20I think a cockroach is wearing a frock.
00:23:23Shaktimaan security service.
00:23:25What?
00:23:25I want a man like Shaktimaan who is full of energy..
00:23:29..and has a steel body.
00:23:31Your Shaktimaan.
00:23:33Undertaker, it's time for the show.
00:23:36Tomorrow morning, Shaktimaan security service.
00:23:40Japan, Bhutan, America, Pakistan.
00:23:44He knows so many countries.
00:23:46Appa Pada.
00:23:48Enough of your trouble.
00:23:49Shaktimaan is coming to save you.
00:23:53Shaktimaan security service.
00:23:57Yes.
00:23:57I don't need an answer from you.
00:23:59Just keep your body like a bed sheet.
00:24:01Everything else is fine.
00:24:02What are you saying?
00:24:02Pick it up. Pick it up quickly.
00:24:04You scoundrel.
00:24:05What happened?
00:24:05Pick it up or I'll pick you up.
00:24:08Who are you picking up?
00:24:09What do I do? I don't understand anything.
00:24:11I'll kill everyone.
00:24:12I'll have to go inside and check.
00:24:13I hope Shaktimaan's dead body didn't fly away.
00:24:16You old man.
00:24:17You're under the minister's orders.
00:24:20Don't do it. Don't do it.
00:24:22I'm telling you not to do it.
00:24:25Everyone is on an expiry date.
00:24:27Why? What did I do to you?
00:24:30Who is he?
00:24:34James Bond's son.
00:24:36You're all dead.
00:24:37You can't even pick up a can.
00:24:38What?
00:24:42You'll lose your job from today.
00:24:44Thank you, sir.
00:24:45I was kicked out of all the places I went to apply for a job.
00:24:48But the job for which the engineer and the graduate are wandering around..
00:24:51..you gave me that job.
00:24:53I'm very happy for that.
00:24:55Thank you, James Bond.
00:24:56Shake my hand.
00:25:02You don't have many days left.
00:25:04Just two weeks.
00:25:05So enjoy as much as you can.
00:25:07Just two weeks.
00:25:08So this is what you got.
00:25:18Jai Hind.
00:25:23You're drinking and creating a scene on the streets.
00:25:26And you hit him again when I told you not to.
00:25:30Sir, this old man is lame.
00:25:33Sir, he's my husband.
00:25:36Let him go.
00:25:37I beg of you, sir.
00:25:38He was drinking and creating a scene on the streets.
00:25:39And when the police went to stop him, he got down on his hands and legs.
00:25:42If you don't have a job, why don't you sit at home?
00:25:44Why are you making us work?
00:25:45And what happened to his leg?
00:25:46Sir, he must have fallen in the gutter.
00:25:48Or some truck must have blown him up.
00:25:50He's a drunkard.
00:25:51No, sir. He's an ex-serviceman from the Indian Army.
00:25:56He lost his leg in the Taj Hotel attack in Mumbai.
00:26:01Are you okay?
00:26:03Sorry, sir.
00:26:05I didn't know that you're from the army.
00:26:07Sorry.
00:26:07What difference would it have made?
00:26:08You could've given me a little more respect.
00:26:10I wish I had died in that attack.
00:26:12You could've shown me a photo in the newspaper.
00:26:14You could've given me Shraddhanjali on WhatsApp and Twitter.
00:26:18Since the day I've become a pauper, I've been tolerating humiliation.
00:26:35I'm sorry.
00:26:42Be careful.
00:27:01If you don't look good, you could've given me a better area for my duty.
00:27:04Did you get this haunted house for me?
00:27:06I hear the sound of wolves every night.
00:27:08It's not the sound of the wolves.
00:27:09It's the sound of the neighbour's snoring.
00:27:11Okay, fine. Don't waste my time. Got it?
00:27:13I've to become an IPS officer to be saluted by someone.
00:27:15Do you know, Shaktimaan?
00:27:17He had humiliated me.
00:27:19Where are you going? My sad story isn't over yet.
00:27:21Hey, where are you going?
00:27:22I'm going to the gym.
00:27:23Okay, come tomorrow morning.
00:27:24I'll throw up the rest of it.
00:27:25Now, get lost.
00:27:26Why are you still standing there?
00:27:27I've got piles.
00:27:28Go to the doctor. You'll get worse.
00:27:34It was in English till now. How come it's in German now?
00:27:37Oh, it's the other way round.
00:27:40Gandhi is known as the father of the nation.
00:27:42But, do you know what his father's name is?
00:27:44His father's name is...
00:27:51His name is Karamchand Gandhi...
00:27:55Who's hitting me?
00:27:56Hey, you little kids.
00:27:59Hey, give me the gun.
00:28:00Uncle, take this.
00:28:05Hey, Kalia, where are you hiding?
00:28:07Get out of here.
00:28:08No one can save you from me today.
00:28:10Will you get out of here or not?
00:28:13Oh, you're hiding there.
00:28:14Wait, I'll be back.
00:28:15Hey, stop.
00:28:18Someone is coming with a gun.
00:28:19Be alert.
00:28:22A terrorist has entered the house. Let's go.
00:28:29Hey, don't hide your face like a coward.
00:28:32Get out of here.
00:28:33Get out of here.
00:28:34Don't face me like a man.
00:28:49Jalpari...
00:28:57Granny, I've found my daughter-in-law.
00:29:02There must be a dozen kids in the house.
00:29:08Hi, ma'am.
00:29:09Hi.
00:29:11This is a fake gun.
00:29:13Okay.
00:29:14Stop him, ma'am.
00:29:15Is that your boy?
00:29:17Speak in slow motion.
00:29:18He'll understand if I speak in slow motion.
00:29:20I can smell it from here. Move aside.
00:29:21Yes, ma'am.
00:29:22Is that your boy or son?
00:29:23Ma'am, tell me if that farm is yours.
00:29:26No, no, no.
00:29:27I'm only one single.
00:29:30I'm a very rich man.
00:29:32I'm always ready for dating.
00:29:33What's your name?
00:29:34Pandu.
00:29:35Bahadur Pandurang.
00:29:36Nice to see you, Pandu.
00:29:38I can speak in English and Hindi as well.
00:29:41See you.
00:29:42Ma'am, what is your sweet name?
00:29:43Margaret.
00:29:45Market.
00:29:46It's nice to meet you, Pandu.
00:29:49I think she was born in a market.
00:29:51Let's go.
00:29:53The market is over there.
00:29:54If you bring your ATM next time, I'll shoot you.
00:29:56If I kill him, all the shops in the market will be in my name.
00:30:00Get lost.
00:30:05What's going on, ma'am?
00:30:06I'm getting a lot of complaints about you.
00:30:08See, so many companies have applied for a visa.
00:30:10One of them is my brother-in-law's company.
00:30:12You canceled all of them.
00:30:14You also cancelled my brother-in-law's company.
00:30:15Is it your father's secret?
00:30:16You've spoiled my mind.
00:30:18Excuse me.
00:30:19Ma'am.
00:30:20Can I get some coffee?
00:30:21Okay, ma'am.
00:30:21Birju.
00:30:22Yes, sir.
00:30:22Do you see the queen?
00:30:23She's not even listening to me.
00:30:24Ma'am, you'll have to deal with a CM.
00:30:27Sir.
00:30:28Yes.
00:30:28Don't exaggerate.
00:30:30These people from the U.S.
00:30:33They mess with anyone who messes with them.
00:30:36Then they don't stay anywhere.
00:30:37Why are you interfering unnecessarily?
00:30:39Is that so?
00:30:40Ma'am, we give jobs to Americans in India.
00:30:43So, our people can't even sell chickpeas there.
00:30:45You make sure your employees get employed in your country.
00:30:48And I'll make sure mine get employed in my country.
00:30:49What nonsense is she talking, Birju?
00:30:51I'm doing a favor for you.
00:30:53Say thank you for this.
00:30:54Birju, she's thanking me for no reason.
00:30:56This meeting is over, guys.
00:30:58I have more work to do.
00:31:00Is she leaving?
00:31:01Ma'am, I'm not done yet.
00:31:02She's gone.
00:31:03Shut up.
00:31:03Idiot, why didn't you stop her?
00:31:05If my brother-in-law doesn't get a visa,
00:31:06his wife will divorce him.
00:31:07It's not my fault if she left.
00:31:09Make amends.
00:31:09Otherwise, the CM won't take long to become a PA.
00:31:24No!
00:31:31It's not easy to kidnap the American ambassador.
00:31:33How many guards are there with the CM?
00:31:35There are around 36 guards with him.
00:31:37If it's not more important than the CM,
00:31:39there will be fewer guards.
00:31:40Kidnapping him will become an international issue.
00:31:42And we'll need an international account.
00:31:45So, he's our real target.
00:31:48Guards don't matter, Tyagu.
00:31:50But if NSG gets involved,
00:31:51I won't be able to harm them with just 10 people.
00:31:53In the Taj attack in Mumbai,
00:31:55did the NSG commandos take 9 hours to reach there?
00:31:584 hours is enough for us.
00:31:59We'll finish the job and leave.
00:32:00What nonsense are you talking?
00:32:01I didn't lose my leg while playing cricket.
00:32:03I was attacked by the terrorists in Mumbai.
00:32:06It's true that our team reached there after 9 hours.
00:32:08Because there was a lot of traffic and we were far away.
00:32:10But in Chennai,
00:32:11the NSG commandoes are being targeted.
00:32:14In 20 minutes,
00:32:16240 commandos will come and kill us.
00:32:19When do we execute the plan?
00:32:21October 16th.
00:32:23Dilip, was there any major event on October 16th last year?
00:32:29It was a racing day that day.
00:32:31Mohan, how did you forget about it?
00:32:34All the guards should be there.
00:32:36At least 90 percent.
00:32:38If they find out, it'll take them 6 hours to reach there.
00:32:41By then, our job will be done.
00:32:42And they won't be able to harm us.
00:32:45Because the ambassador will be our hostage.
00:32:53No!
00:32:59The people who work in AC get salaries of lakhs.
00:33:03In movies, they get millions to play the role of soldiers.
00:33:06And those who die on the border,
00:33:08they get only alms in the name of pension.
00:33:10The rich keep packing their pockets.
00:33:13And we get bullets.
00:33:15We won't be slaves anymore.
00:33:17If they don't give us our rights,
00:33:19we'll snatch it from them.
00:33:24Jalpari
00:33:26Gote, I can't bear this separation anymore.
00:33:29Jalpari has gone away like the moon.
00:33:31Arrange for a rocket.
00:33:33Your rocket will crash on the moon.
00:33:35Hey!
00:33:35You're hitting me in your youth and you're my friend's enemy?
00:33:38I'm saving you from dying.
00:33:39It doesn't look like it.
00:33:41Look, my Jalpari is flying like a butterfly.
00:33:43If I stay away from her for long,
00:33:45I'll die like a fish without water.
00:33:47Paddu, you won't get Jalpari easily.
00:33:50I didn't get you, Gote.
00:33:51I need an idea for that.
00:33:52You won't get an idea. Think about it.
00:33:54Sir, I've come from Chipkat.
00:33:55Madam had ordered a thermocol.
00:33:58You said that you won't get an idea.
00:34:00Look, he has come on his own.
00:34:09Walk straight.
00:34:10I feel like I'm walking on a dirt road.
00:34:11You've become so fat after eating
00:34:13that you're walking without drinking.
00:34:15Why did you have to walk so much?
00:34:16I was eating. I gained weight.
00:34:18Hey, stop.
00:34:19Hey, he sounds like a bald man.
00:34:22Who are you?
00:34:23I'm a delivery man.
00:34:25Delivery man?
00:34:26You're bigger than me. What's in your parcel?
00:34:28Sir, madam has ordered a black chimpanzee to play with.
00:34:31Hey, you called me a black chimpanzee.
00:34:32I'll tell you later.
00:34:34Okay, black chimpanzee.
00:34:35Remove it from the box and check it.
00:34:37Sir, I've packed it very carefully.
00:34:39If I open it, it'll explode.
00:34:40Boss, you saved me.
00:34:41Rambo, check it with the metal detector.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:46Who's making noise?
00:34:47Okay, fine.
00:34:48Get lost.
00:34:49Kori madam likes black chimpanzees.
00:34:52Chinamal, we've crossed the border. Let's go.
00:34:54Pandu, the gravity is pulling you too much.
00:34:58I can't stop it.
00:34:59Don't drop me on the road.
00:35:00Hey, you! Stop.
00:35:02Keep it down.
00:35:03You're making a mess. Open it and show it to me.
00:35:05Sir, I swear on my grandma, there's a chimpanzee inside.
00:35:08You're hitting your grandma for that?
00:35:09Oh God! If I open it, it'll explode.
00:35:10But, I won't spare him so easily.
00:35:12I'll scan him.
00:35:13You'll hit an old woman?
00:35:15Scan him.
00:35:16Sir, listen to me.
00:35:18Sir, leave me.
00:35:20Sir, where are you going?
00:35:21Be careful.
00:35:23There might be a dangerous bomb inside.
00:35:27Sir, there's a body inside.
00:35:37Catch him.
00:35:38Hey, you!
00:35:39Beat him up.
00:35:40Beat him up.
00:35:42Beat him up.
00:35:43Beat him up.
00:35:45Beat him up.
00:35:49Are you a guard or a cage keeper?
00:35:50How much did you beat him up?
00:35:51He's hurt.
00:35:52Why did you put him in the garbage bin?
00:35:53I'm here today.
00:35:54Once the marriage is fixed, I'll come with a palanquin.
00:35:56You'll come with a palanquin?
00:35:57You won't get it even after 75 births.
00:35:59Don't try to fool me.
00:36:00Just set me up once.
00:36:02I'll rent the upper flat.
00:36:03Hey, do I look like a fool to you?
00:36:05My kids will call you uncle.
00:36:07You'll call me uncle?
00:36:08Hey, I'll go and tell sister-in-law that you're guarding a white girl's body.
00:36:12Only then you'll know.
00:36:13Hey, why are you after me?
00:36:15I lost my job because of you.
00:36:17Who will give lollipop to my kids?
00:36:19We'll give you lollipop.
00:36:21We'll give you lollipop.
00:36:21The entire factory will give you lollipop.
00:36:23Did you hear that?
00:36:24We'll not just give you lollipop.
00:36:26We'll educate you well.
00:36:27We'll treat you like a human being.
00:36:28We won't give you a bone.
00:36:30Hey, the kids are fine.
00:36:31What about the wife?
00:36:31Why are you asking about the wife?
00:36:33I'll teach you a lesson.
00:36:35Did you forget that you took seven vows at the time of marriage?
00:36:37Trust, love, sacrifice, respect, sacrifice,
00:36:39good conduct and loyalty.
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:42He's such a malicious man.
00:36:43We'll teach him a lesson.
00:36:44We'll teach him a lesson.
00:36:45Undertaker, do you see that skeleton?
00:36:46Do you think he's a human being?
00:36:47Do you think he's a skeleton?
00:36:47Let him come.
00:36:48Let him come a little ahead.
00:36:50Yes.
00:36:51Dora Singh, come here.
00:36:53Control. Control.
00:36:54I'm coming, sir.
00:36:55Go to your duty.
00:36:56Speak loudly. I'm deaf.
00:36:57Hey, lift that fat man and sit down.
00:37:00Yes, sir.
00:37:01Who is he? His microphone is broken.
00:37:03Go. Go.
00:37:05Get up. You idiot.
00:37:06But, why?
00:37:07Go. Run.
00:37:08James Bond.
00:37:10Tell me, boss.
00:37:10Today I'm going to take you to a place where you'll win the lottery.
00:37:14Come and warm the seat.
00:37:16Come with me.
00:37:22How are you?
00:37:23Why have you brought me to Marriage hall?
00:37:25Pundit, this is not a hall. This is a mall.
00:37:27If you want to shop, then go by yourself.
00:37:28Why have you brought me along?
00:37:29Use your brain. Use your eyes.
00:37:32This is a shopping mall.
00:37:33He's trying to get rid of me.
00:37:34I'll lose my job.
00:37:35So, you've finally come to the right path.
00:37:37This is the place where I'll get kicked and become Shaktimaan.
00:37:40If you abuse me and shed blood like I did,
00:37:43you'll definitely get promoted one day.
00:37:45Don't talk nonsense or I'll break your bones.
00:37:47You've been hungry for a long time. Eat properly.
00:37:49Go away.
00:37:50Pandu, what happened now?
00:37:52I've met a watchman like you for the first time in my life.
00:37:55Don't go.
00:37:57I go to the bathroom a hundred times.
00:37:58You sit in the bathroom all day.
00:38:00And yes, I'm suffering from diabetes. I'm hungry again and again.
00:38:02What happened?
00:38:02There's a kitchen on the fourth floor.
00:38:04You can eat in the pan.
00:38:05He seems to be very smart. I thought he was simple.
00:38:07He's on the right track.
00:38:08Yes.
00:38:09Timan, this undertaker is just like my brother.
00:38:12We've been eating together since childhood.
00:38:15If you hire an undertaker, I'll also quit.
00:38:18But, dogs aren't allowed in the mall, Pandu.
00:38:21If a pet dog like you is allowed, why not this cute dog?
00:38:24Go. I'll kick your job. Go.
00:38:26I don't want your job.
00:38:27Listen to me. I beg of you.
00:38:28Please do this duty.
00:38:30I'll double your salary.
00:38:32You're not lying, are you?
00:38:33I swear on you.
00:38:34What about my brother?
00:38:36He's the one who feeds me.
00:38:43I can eat air-conditioned food in this mall.
00:38:45But, what about him?
00:38:47He'll wander in the streets.
00:38:48He'll go to a gutter and blacken his face.
00:38:52When he can sacrifice his life for the sake of animals..
00:38:56..we humans can't be his friends.
00:39:06Come on, undertaker.
00:39:07Ali! Ali!
00:39:09No! Ali!
00:39:11You're running like Milka.
00:39:13Madam! Madam!
00:39:15Welcome! Welcome!
00:39:16Nice to see you, Mr. Sharma.
00:39:18Please come.
00:39:19How are you?
00:39:21My life is ruined.
00:39:24Mr. Milka, how do you know her?
00:39:26You mean that friend?
00:39:28She's Margaret. She's from America.
00:39:30We've been close friends since childhood.
00:39:33Did she come in your childhood dreams?
00:39:34Don't joke.
00:39:35She comes to meet me three times a week.
00:39:38She does yoga classes alone.
00:39:41Sir, doesn't a bodyguard stay here?
00:39:45He's allergic to bodyguards.
00:39:47When I come in, bodyguards go in.
00:39:49He's only interested in me because he loves me.
00:39:52He's a bodyguard.
00:39:54Sir, are you telling the truth?
00:39:56I swear on your face that I'll tell you the truth.
00:40:04Sorry, Shaktimaan sir.
00:40:06What did you say?
00:40:07You were going to quit your job and go away, right?
00:40:09No, sir. I saw your Shaktimaan serial on YouTube.
00:40:12After watching it, my eyes opened up.
00:40:14Now I'll go and explain the value of a bodyguard.
00:40:15But, this dog can't go to the mall with you, Pallu.
00:40:18Sir, he's a street dog. I'll leave him in the street.
00:40:21Just say yes once.
00:40:24Okay. But, how will you eat food without him?
00:40:27Sir, God hasn't blessed him with just one hand.
00:40:29He has blessed me with two hands too.
00:40:31Sir, please keep him on the job.
00:40:33What if he falls into the gutter of the gun and turns black?
00:40:35Sir, let him turn black.
00:40:37Why do you want to ruin his life?
00:40:39Sir, I beg of you. Please keep me on the job.
00:40:41Okay. Okay.
00:40:42Leave my back and join the job.
00:40:44Thank you, Shaktimaan sir.
00:40:51Yes, it was very nice.
00:41:06Oh my God!
00:41:17There are five ways to enter the mall.
00:41:18Basement, parking, entry and exit.
00:41:20The remaining three ways are north, south and east facing.
00:41:22There will be metal detectors everywhere.
00:41:23What about security?
00:41:25They won't be able to do anything.
00:41:26Control yourself.
00:41:28Although you're the sixth child of Pokkal Bambu.
00:41:31Speak up, you fool.
00:41:32I'll speak if you allow me to.
00:41:33People get scared when they see my face.
00:41:35Then why do you need to speak?
00:41:37This mall has a total of eight floors.
00:41:39Okay.
00:41:39There will be two entries on the terrace.
00:41:41We'll have to capture them.
00:41:42Tyagu, there is no need to worry about surveillance cameras.
00:41:44I'll hack them in two minutes.
00:41:45What are you saying?
00:41:46Our ethical hackers from the police department..
00:41:48..will hack our drone cameras and show our live telecast.
00:41:52Nonsense.
00:41:52We won't use the mall's cameras.
00:41:55Uncle, are you breathing or dead?
00:41:57Don't watch TV. You'll catch a cold.
00:41:58This is the control room.
00:42:00Oh, control room.
00:42:01Sir's eyes are on all the TVs.
00:42:03We'll get information from uncle as long as he's alive.
00:42:07Is he the same uncle?
00:42:08Who else?
00:42:09Sir, you were a star in that movie.
00:42:12You did a great job.
00:42:13Hey!
00:42:14He was the security in-charge in that movie.
00:42:16You should've told me earlier.
00:42:17I shook his hand for no reason.
00:42:18What is this?
00:42:19What is this?
00:42:20Walkie-talkie.
00:42:21He'll speak on the go and make us talk to each other.
00:42:24Is it a phone?
00:42:25Yes.
00:42:25I'll switch it on.
00:42:28We'll talk to each other on channel 8.
00:42:30Do you think the government will be able to arrange so much money in three hours?
00:42:33Who will ask money from the government?
00:42:39We'll execute the plan in the mall.
00:42:41We know every nook and corner of the mall.
00:42:43There shouldn't be any mistake.
00:42:44We won't get a chance like this again.
00:42:46There's a nook and corner that no one knows about.
00:42:49Hey, Milka Singh.
00:42:51Look how fair he is. I wish I was as fair as him.
00:42:53Kindle.
00:42:54Now I'll show you Ali Baba's cave without 40 thieves.
00:42:58Where is it?
00:43:00It's here.
00:43:02Follow me.
00:43:03Wow!
00:43:04Welcome to the wealth of the rich.
00:43:07Milka, I heard that the world is round but I've seen it today.
00:43:10There's a lot of work and less space here.
00:43:13That's why there's a roof and a pillow.
00:43:15I'll sleep in the graveyard.
00:43:16The entry is closed.
00:43:18The dead are charged for sleeping there.
00:43:20That's why I made this.
00:43:21Do you understand?
00:43:22What are you looking for?
00:43:23It's your room.
00:43:24Where are the wives and children's rooms?
00:43:25I can't see anyone.
00:43:27Where did everyone go?
00:43:28My children don't care about the helpless.
00:43:31That's why I became a security guard to stay away from them.
00:43:33There's alcohol too.
00:43:34It's not alcohol. It's medicine.
00:43:36This mall is my home and the people who come here..
00:43:38..are like my children. I consider them as my own.
00:43:42Can I say something, Milka?
00:43:43Yes, Genda Mal.
00:43:44You must be aware that Genda kicks very hard.
00:43:47Yes.
00:43:47I've a request for you.
00:43:49Don't ever call me Genda Mal again.
00:43:52Why shouldn't I?
00:43:53If I kick you like Genda, you'll fall in the Vada Pav stall outside the mall.
00:43:58I have a very bad temper.
00:43:59If I don't call Genda as Genda, what else should I call him?
00:44:02Shut up.
00:44:05Do you know, Milka?
00:44:07Security is very important.
00:44:09Whether it's outside the country or inside the country..
00:44:12..history is witness that wherever there's an enemy..
00:44:15..the security guard reaches there.
00:44:17So, be alert.
00:44:19I'm back.
00:44:20If you talk more, you'll become backless.
00:44:22If you talk more, I'll throw the cordless.
00:44:24Can't you be patient?
00:44:30We came back in the evening and it's already so late.
00:44:32He's here.
00:44:36What a neighbor!
00:44:40Milka, I can't be patient when I see a mermaid.
00:44:44Don't worry, my dear.
00:44:46Patience is always rewarded.
00:44:52Flash forward is over.
00:44:53They left half an hour ago.
00:44:55And you're still begging.
00:44:57They left half an hour ago?
00:44:58Yes, of course.
00:45:01Milka, I think there's a baby in the neighbor's house.
00:45:04I can hear the clapping sound.
00:45:15Hey, India is down.
00:45:18India is down.
00:45:20India was never down and it never will be.
00:45:22India is at the top and we'll bring you down.
00:45:24A few years ago some foreigners said the same thing.
00:45:27We've shown them their place and we'll show you too.
00:45:31I mean my friend Pandurang.
00:45:34Here comes Pandurang.
00:45:38Come on.
00:45:56One, two, three.
00:46:00Get up.
00:46:02I can't bear the insults my country is being treated.
00:46:04Because India is in my heart.
00:46:08Yeah!
00:46:11But America is our guest.
00:46:13That's why we love America too.
00:46:17Jalpani is happy.
00:46:21Milka, Jalpani is asking for a cup of water.
00:46:23What are you looking at? Take the cup.
00:46:28Pandurans! Pandurans!
00:46:31Pandu!
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:36You are such a big idiot.
00:46:37Do you know? I saw Jalpani in my dream.
00:46:39If you ever wake me up, I'll break your face.
00:46:42There is a time to dream too.
00:46:45It happens when you see the situation.
00:46:57Who is running?
00:46:59Thief!
00:47:01Go and get your Simran.
00:47:07Don't let him escape.
00:47:09Go Pandu! Go!
00:47:23Jaggu!
00:47:24The card details are here.
00:47:26Tell him to throw the bag somewhere after withdrawing the money.
00:47:31Hey! Caught you!
00:47:34The hero is here. Let's fight.
00:47:38Hey! My neck!
00:47:40I was just kidding.
00:47:43Undertaker!
00:47:49I'll kill you.
00:47:51I'll turn you into a rat.
00:47:58Hey baby! Good boy!
00:48:00My neck is stuck in the window because of his love.
00:48:04How are you doing?
00:48:06Hey! He is not listening to me.
00:48:08And you are shaking hands with him.
00:48:10Who is his trainer?
00:48:11If Shaktimaan is a security dog, who else will train him?
00:48:15His trainer is right in front of me.
00:48:19Hey! What happened baby? Any problem?
00:48:21If you break my neck, I'll book you in the car to catch the dog.
00:48:27I'll book you in the car and make you run around here.
00:48:30Got it?
00:48:31He is scaring me.
00:48:33He is pointing at me.
00:48:41Come my son. Come.
00:48:45He is scolding me.
00:48:46And shaking hands with a girl.
00:48:48Hey Pandu! How are you?
00:48:50Fine.
00:48:51Your dog is intelligent.
00:48:52You are a good trainer.
00:48:54I am his trainer.
00:48:56I taught him.
00:48:58That's so sweet of you.
00:48:59Welcome.
00:49:00Bye.
00:49:03I understand everything.
00:49:05You are falling in love with a girl.
00:49:08Hey Milka!
00:49:09Tell me.
00:49:10Arrange for a band.
00:49:14Bye.
00:49:15The girl is laughing.
00:49:19She is sitting in front of me.
00:49:20But she is looking at her phone.
00:49:22He is eating alone. Feed him too.
00:49:26No problem.
00:49:27Hey Pandu!
00:49:28Tell her.
00:49:29I won't tell her.
00:49:30She will beat me up.
00:49:31Don't be scared.
00:49:32Hey!
00:49:33Speak to the devotee.
00:49:34I am talking about love.
00:49:36And you are talking about spitting at the devotee.
00:49:37Have you gone mad?
00:49:38You didn't tell her.
00:49:39Now I will tell her.
00:49:41Go ahead.
00:49:42Excuse me.
00:49:43What are you talking about?
00:49:45He is asking if you will be his mother.
00:49:48She won't understand.
00:49:49Sorry.
00:49:50I didn't understand.
00:49:51Pungi!
00:49:52Hey!
00:49:53Shut your mouth.
00:49:54Or else I will hit you.
00:49:56Ma'am!
00:49:57Pandu wants to marry you.
00:49:58Really?
00:49:59I think I will have to untie her.
00:50:01Is this a joke?
00:50:02Is there any joke in love?
00:50:03I will tell you directly.
00:50:04I love you.
00:50:05You take care of yourself.
00:50:06Are you serious?
00:50:10I am sorry, Pandu.
00:50:11It's not going to happen.
00:50:12But why?
00:50:14Is it because I am black?
00:50:15Or is it because my hair is like a buffalo?
00:50:17There must be something.
00:50:18You girls have a thousand excuses to break relations.
00:50:20It's not like that, Pandu.
00:50:24Look at this.
00:50:25These are my parents.
00:50:27Is he your father?
00:50:28Yes.
00:50:29I have seen many such players in the cricket team of West Indies.
00:50:32Isn't it, granny?
00:50:33Did you see?
00:50:34Our looks are the same, right?
00:50:36I like you so much, Pandu.
00:50:38But I can't marry an Indian.
00:50:41I hope you can understand my helplessness.
00:50:43I can't stay in India for long.
00:50:45I have to go.
00:50:47And I love my job.
00:50:50Ma'am, I am getting late.
00:50:51I have to go.
00:50:53Sir.
00:50:54Granny, I am getting late.
00:51:03Pandu.
00:51:04What is this?
00:51:05Are you crying?
00:51:06Hey.
00:51:07Men never cry.
00:51:08Granny has fried chillies.
00:51:10So, my eyes are burning.
00:51:11Pandu.
00:51:12We have the blood of Gorkha.
00:51:14It's our tradition that we never give up.
00:51:16I will go right now and pick up madam.
00:51:24Good night.
00:51:27Wow, Pandu.
00:51:28You love her so much that you are lying to her.
00:51:45Hello.
00:51:46Congratulations, madam.
00:51:47I am calling from Chennai mall.
00:51:48You have got 5000 rupees vouchers as a reward.
00:51:51And a movie ticket is also free.
00:51:53Enjoy.
00:51:54Oh, my God.
00:51:55Movie tickets and 5000 rupees vouchers.
00:52:01Thank God.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:04What is he doing?
00:52:11Hey.
00:52:12I have won three tickets for Bahubali.
00:52:14Free shopping for 5000 rupees.
00:52:16I will confirm it.
00:52:18Wow.
00:52:19Wow.
00:52:20This is great.
00:52:21This is a party.
00:52:22Thank God I won the tickets.
00:52:24Tiagu.
00:52:25I have booked all the tickets.
00:52:27Theatre has blocked 10 tickets for VIPs.
00:52:30As per our plan, everyone will go to the theatre.
00:52:33But it's very difficult to tell who will sit on those 10 seats.
00:52:36This is very bad.
00:52:37This is absolutely useless.
00:52:39Boss, this is a very good movie.
00:52:41How do you know? Have you seen it?
00:52:42I have seen it.
00:52:43Then sit here.
00:52:44Don't talk about the tickets.
00:52:45Listen to me.
00:52:46Book my tickets immediately before the house is full.
00:52:48Sir.
00:52:49You're screwed. You've lost the election.
00:52:51You've got four votes.
00:52:55We have people all over the world, right?
00:52:57And we only got four votes?
00:52:58Leave those four and deduct everyone else's salary.
00:53:00What is this?
00:53:01I mean, the plate we eat in,
00:53:03should we drill a hole in that plate?
00:53:05We'll have to drill a hole in all of them.
00:53:06Go and get the big drill machine.
00:53:08Go, go, go.
00:53:09Did you book the tickets or not?
00:53:10I'm on it.
00:53:11Tell me, brother Lallan.
00:53:12What's this new party?
00:53:13Hey, it's not a new party.
00:53:15It's a new option for the currency.
00:53:17I've lost to him too.
00:53:21Chuniya flew away. Muniya flew away.
00:53:23But the fat bull couldn't fly.
00:53:25Do you know why, guys?
00:53:27Because he was very fat.
00:53:30Uncle, we won the lottery.
00:53:32Dear Comrade 3 has been released.
00:53:33Really?
00:53:34Swear on your grandma.
00:53:35I swear on my grandma, she's dead.
00:53:37Grandma's alive.
00:53:38I swear on my grandma, I'll kill her.
00:53:39There's a white heroine too?
00:53:40Yes.
00:53:41Not just one, but two.
00:53:42Two?
00:53:43Yes, uncle.
00:53:44Then go and get the tickets.
00:53:46He's scaring me.
00:53:49Hello.
00:53:50Only 54 are left in the account, brother.
00:53:52Wait.
00:53:53But only 88 were left last month.
00:53:55Are you looking at my face?
00:53:57I've solved a lot of such cases.
00:53:59Can't you tell by watching the cheap serials on the channel?
00:54:01All the serials have flopped, sir.
00:54:04You're safe this time, son.
00:54:06You won't be safe next time.
00:54:07Are you here to lay an egg?
00:54:08Come on, hurry up.
00:54:09Get out.
00:54:10Follow me.
00:54:13Sir.
00:54:14A Dhinchak movie is going to be released in South India.
00:54:16We should buy the rights.
00:54:19Not now.
00:54:20I'll go and watch the movie first.
00:54:21Get a ticket for me.
00:54:23Get a VIP seat.
00:54:24Okay.
00:54:34It'll be your responsibility to get the US Ambassador to the show.
00:54:39This news is very important for us.
00:54:42Hey, Sam.
00:54:43Hi.
00:54:44You're coming for the movie, right?
00:54:46Yeah, sure.
00:54:47Is Priya coming?
00:54:48Yes, she's coming.
00:54:49Awesome.
00:54:50See you later.
00:55:11Priya.
00:55:27Where's Priya?
00:55:28She'll join us at the theatre.
00:55:29We can leave.
00:55:30Oh, okay.
00:55:31Let's go then.
00:55:32Start the car.
00:55:33Start the car.
00:55:41Long live India.
00:55:44Hey, Milka.
00:55:45I think he's a thief or a politician.
00:55:47God bless you.
00:55:48Don't say that.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50He's a brave man.
00:55:51He's not a coward.
00:55:53If I have to take a selfie with anyone in my life, it's him, Pandu.
00:55:56What did you say?
00:55:57Long live India.
00:55:58Long live Lalit Bhaiya.
00:56:00Long live Lalit Bhaiya.
00:56:01I've booked only three tickets.
00:56:03Now I'll go inside and watch a movie.
00:56:04And you guys go home and play video games.
00:56:07I have diabetes.
00:56:08I can't eat too much.
00:56:09Just go and get Paneer Biryani.
00:56:10I'll get it.
00:56:11Hurry up.
00:56:12Sir.
00:56:13Let's book five more tickets.
00:56:14Then they can watch a movie.
00:56:16How many votes did we get in the last election?
00:56:18Total.
00:56:19And how many spoons do we have?
00:56:20Ten spoons.
00:56:21If my spoons didn't vote for me, why would I get tickets for them?
00:56:24Get lost.
00:56:26Sir.
00:56:27Sir.
00:56:28I want to take a selfie with you.
00:56:31He's here to take a selfie.
00:56:32Come.
00:56:36If I take a selfie with you while kissing you, won't you feel bad?
00:56:40Why would I feel bad?
00:56:41Don't be scared.
00:56:42I've washed my face since morning.
00:56:43It's okay even if you didn't wash your face.
00:56:48But sir.
00:56:49What happened now?
00:56:50Don't tell anyone.
00:56:51Are you crazy?
00:56:52Why would I tell anyone?
00:56:53I'll settle the score.
00:56:54I'll also kiss you.
00:56:55He's going to kiss me.
00:56:58What should I say?
00:56:59This selfie is priceless for me.
00:57:01I'll keep it close to my heart, sir.
00:57:03He's so cute.
00:57:04Let's go.
00:57:05The movie will start.
00:57:07I don't know what magic he did.
00:57:09He's such a great politician.
00:57:11And he's taking a selfie.
00:57:12He's going to kiss me.
00:57:14He's a great politician.
00:57:15Is there a fire in the city?
00:57:20It'll be fun.
00:57:21Hi.
00:57:22You're here?
00:57:23Look at this.
00:57:24I got a movie ticket for free.
00:57:25Me too.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:51I like this large projection scene.
00:57:53We should get a studio like this.
00:57:56I'm excited.
00:57:59Brother, this way.
00:58:05Sir, we didn't get biryani.
00:58:07All the rats ate it.
00:58:08No problem.
00:58:09We'll eat the rats.
00:58:13Where's Priya?
00:58:14She'll be here soon.
00:58:16The movie is about to start.
00:58:17Yes.
00:58:18She'll be here soon.
00:58:21Pandurang.
00:58:22Why are you so sad?
00:58:23My face is like this.
00:58:24I see.
00:58:25You're sad because you didn't get a fair girl.
00:58:27Let's go.
00:58:28Let's have a drink.
00:58:29Everything will be fine.
00:58:30What hotel will be open at this hour?
00:58:33There's a bar near the mall.
00:58:35Let's have a drink, eat snacks and sleep.
00:58:55Everything is under control here.
00:58:57Even a bird can't fly here as long as I'm here.
00:59:00Don't worry.
00:59:04Put your hands up.
00:59:14Let's go.
00:59:15Hurry up.
00:59:25Let's go.
00:59:38No one can come here except us.
00:59:40The mall is under our control.
00:59:45Sir, terrorists have attacked the mall.
00:59:48Everyone has a machine gun.
00:59:50Come and save everyone.
00:59:54No.
01:00:10No one will get up from the seat.
01:00:12I don't want to kill anyone.
01:00:14But if anyone acts smart, he won't leave alive.
01:00:18I'll lay a pile of corpses.
01:00:24No.
01:00:31You mean a lot to us, Margaret.
01:00:35Priya is safe.
01:00:54Let's go.
01:00:58They kidnapped everyone inside and sent us out.
01:01:12Hurry up.
01:01:19Tell the commissioner to reach here in 10 minutes.
01:01:25It's fun.
01:01:27Everyone is living on my mercy.
01:01:30Their security guards are standing outside like cowards.
01:01:35Even Yamraj doesn't know when and how to kill someone.
01:01:39Only I know.
01:01:40Today, I'm their God.
01:01:54Where is this?
01:02:12As you can see,
01:02:13someone has hijacked the mall of Chennai.
01:02:17Only train and plane used to be hijacked.
01:02:20For the first time a mall has been hijacked.
01:02:23They come here and everything gets looted.
01:02:26That's where they got their training.
01:02:27Pandu, this looks like our mall.
01:02:31It doesn't look like it.
01:02:32We have just got information that there is an American ambassador..
01:02:34..with hostages inside.
01:02:36The officials of both the countries are discussing this matter.
01:02:39Milka, even Jalpari is trapped inside.
01:02:43Pandu, this is the right time.
01:02:46Let's hang the rope and run from the back door.
01:02:49You coward!
01:02:51Instead of saving Jalpari, you are running away.
01:02:54How will I face his future son?
01:02:57What are you saying?
01:02:58Have you forgotten Giranga?
01:02:59She was trapped in the well.
01:03:01Do you know how big the river was?
01:03:03A super duper movie was made on it.
01:03:04Didn't you watch that movie even once?
01:03:06I watched that movie for free on this TV.
01:03:07Who will pay for the favor of the TV?
01:03:09Oh no! The battery is charged.
01:03:11Take out the charger.
01:03:13Now we will cut the connection of all the terrorist networks.
01:03:16So Milka, tighten your lungi.
01:03:18Let's break their backs.
01:03:20Ready.
01:03:21I won't spare you.
01:03:22Today this watchman will free everyone.
01:03:25Come on. I will answer for every attack.
01:03:28Calm down.
01:03:29Milka, at least tighten the knife.
01:03:31You are forgetting that those terrorists..
01:03:34..must have many high tech guns.
01:03:35If we enter at the wrong time..
01:03:38..then we will die.
01:03:39But the innocent people inside will also die like cockroaches.
01:03:42So what should we do now, Pandu?
01:03:44Brother, let's do something.
01:03:47Are you putting the watch in the key or giving the key in the watch?
01:03:50What are you doing? Tell me.
01:03:51Milka.
01:03:52Till date people have seen only the watchman of Gurkha.
01:03:56But today they will see the real Gurkha.
01:03:59I didn't understand.
01:04:04Gurkha.
01:04:05Coming.
01:04:11Tyagu, we had only 10 walkie talkies.
01:04:13Now where is this 11th frequency coming from?
01:04:16All of you switch off your walkie talkies.
01:04:19You go and check.
01:04:24Tyagu, I think something is wrong.
01:04:43Sir, what is this?
01:04:46I had heard such sounds in Kachna 3.
01:04:52Did you hear that?
01:04:59The elders have said that before doing any great work..
01:05:03..you should charge yourself well.
01:05:08And at this time the Japanese have found a good way to charge.
01:05:11Power nap.
01:05:12Give the hook a nap for 15 minutes.
01:05:43Shit.
01:05:46Listen.
01:05:47Check the frequency and find out its location.
01:05:51Move aside.
01:05:53He is irritating me for no reason.
01:05:57Sir, good evening.
01:05:58How are you, Mr. Dhanraj?
01:05:59Are you fine?
01:06:00Are you getting your salary on time?
01:06:02Sir.
01:06:03Someone has hijacked the mall.
01:06:05And you are having fun in the car.
01:06:07Sir, the thing is..
01:06:08Cut the call, idiot.
01:06:10Who did you call an idiot?
01:06:11Sir, it was my wife's call on the second line.
01:06:13Forget about your wife.
01:06:14Why are you calling me?
01:06:16You are cursing on Twitter.
01:06:17And that foreign ambassador is trapped there.
01:06:20That's why the central government is pressuring me.
01:06:22Listen carefully.
01:06:23Your rescue operation should be successful.
01:06:26And I should get its credit.
01:06:27Find every kidnapper.
01:06:29If the public dies there, let them die.
01:06:31I want the result in an hour.
01:06:33Otherwise you will lose your job.
01:06:34Munni, take it out.
01:06:37Pandu.
01:06:38All the lives trapped in this mall..
01:06:40..are in our hands.
01:06:42Milkha, how much time will it take to complete the mission?
01:06:44If you don't eat the footage, it will take 3 hours 20 minutes.
01:06:46And if you eat the footage, it can take 3 days.
01:06:48So pay attention to the situation.
01:06:50Correct.
01:06:51But when a person's stomach is not clean..
01:06:53..then his attention stays inside, not outside.
01:06:56It's good that you came on time.
01:06:57Otherwise it would have been outside.
01:06:59The traffic is clearing.
01:07:00Milkha, stop talking nonsense.
01:07:02And listen to my plan carefully.
01:07:04Whatever plan you have made..
01:07:06..I will support you till my last breath in that plan.
01:07:09This is my plan.
01:07:12Hey, will you wash your hands from here?
01:07:14Pandu, you look handsome when you pee.
01:07:17Shameless fellow.
01:07:18Come on, Pandu. We don't have much time. Hurry up.
01:07:21It's a small piece. Let it come out.
01:07:23Someone is coming.
01:07:25Milkha, sit quietly.
01:07:27Don't say anything. Stop everyone. Stop.
01:07:28The watchmen here are useless.
01:07:31They take salary for nothing.
01:07:32Pandurang, I can't hear a word against watchmen.
01:07:36Try to understand the situation.
01:07:37Be patient. Sit quietly.
01:07:38The security guards of the mall were very rude.
01:07:41And I was thinking that they will hit us.
01:07:43Pandu, if he says another word, I will break his face.
01:07:46I can't control myself.
01:07:48Hey, drink what he is saying as poison.
01:07:50It's just a matter of two minutes.
01:07:51Later you can vent out your anger.
01:07:53We kicked each one of them out.
01:07:58He left.
01:07:59We shouldn't have left them.
01:08:00We should have hit them.
01:08:01This is their limit.
01:08:02Scoundrel, I won't spare you.
01:08:07Who is a scoundrel? Tell me.
01:08:08I will flush him.
01:08:10And my friend Pandu will help me in this.
01:08:13He will make me vomit too.
01:08:15He has made the elders vomit.
01:08:16Come and face me.
01:08:18I am fed up of your talks.
01:08:20Come on.
01:08:25Your work is done.
01:08:26Boss, there is a small piece left. It will take two minutes.
01:08:30You must have it too.
01:08:31Boss, please understand my helplessness.
01:08:33I have taken out 10.5 kgs.
01:08:34I have less than 250 grams left.
01:08:35I will take it out in 10 seconds.
01:08:37Don't hit me, sir. No, sir. No.
01:08:42Oh, God!
01:08:45I had sent you out.
01:08:47Why didn't you stop me?
01:08:48What if we had been shot?
01:08:49Go out and guard.
01:08:51Pandu, I am badly hurt.
01:08:54I have to go.
01:08:56Shall we go back to the bathroom?
01:08:58Hey, if you mention the bathroom again, I will shoot you right here.
01:09:01We are standing in front of the mall that has been hijacked.
01:09:05We have come to know that the terrorist police commissioner..
01:09:07..wants to talk to Dhanraj.
01:09:09Many innocent people are trapped inside.
01:09:10Sir.
01:09:11Their lives are in danger.
01:09:12What is the status at the moment, Nagraj?
01:09:13Dhanraj has come out, but still..
01:09:15You cannot enter from the building nearby, right?
01:09:17No, sir.
01:09:18Are all the drones ready?
01:09:19They are ready, sir.
01:09:20Wait there.
01:09:20Don't move from there until I tell you to.
01:09:23Yes.
01:09:24Hello, sir.
01:09:25Where did this scoundrel come from?
01:09:27I will kill him now.
01:09:28Inspector Harris is at your service, sir.
01:09:31It is my pleasure to take orders from an officer like you.
01:09:33My yellow gang is standing there.
01:09:35Tell me, what do I have to do, sir?
01:09:36Order me, sir. Order me, sir.
01:09:38Will you keep quiet?
01:09:39First, we will find out the demands.
01:09:41We will decide what to do after that.
01:09:42It is an old formula.
01:09:44Okay. Okay. Do it.
01:09:45Are you listening to me?
01:09:47I am the city commissioner, Dhanraj.
01:09:48Tell me your demands.
01:09:49And release everyone as soon as possible.
01:09:54You are not giving me a chance, right?
01:09:55Order me, sir.
01:09:56Order me. Order me.