STREET FIGHTER - S01 E08 - The Medium is the Message
William Guile organizes a team of martial artists to take on a criminal who's stolen a dangerous biological virus.
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00:00One of the greatest martial artists in the world travels the global tournament circuit,
00:08using it to conceal his top-secret mission as leader of an elite group of international
00:13crime fighters known only by their codename, Street Fighters.
00:16The heroic man-beast, Blanka.
00:17Hard-kicking fighting machine, Chun-Li.
00:18And the team of the most amazing warriors ever seen have joined forces with Guile to
00:37combat the criminal empire of Shadaloo and its superhuman leader, Bison.
00:42They have their own code of honor, discipline, justice, commitment, and together, they will
00:50triumph against the forces of evil.
01:06Stop him!
01:07He stole my wallet!
01:08Easy, kid.
01:09Did you hurt yourself?
01:10Uh-oh.
01:11Grab him!
01:12Yeah, it was a mistake.
01:13I didn't do anything.
01:14Okay, okay.
01:15But if you're lying to me, you'll wish the welcome wagon got you first.
01:16Hold it!
01:17What's the problem here?
01:18My wallet was in my back pocket.
01:19He bumped me, and now it's gone!
01:20Yeah!
01:21Yeah!
01:22Yeah!
01:23Yeah!
01:24Yeah!
01:25Yeah!
01:26Yeah!
01:27Yeah!
01:28Yeah!
01:29Yeah!
01:30Yeah!
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01:32Yeah!
01:33Yeah!
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01:35Yeah!
01:36Yeah!
01:37Yeah!
01:38Yeah!
01:39Yeah!
01:40Yeah!
01:41You can make it!
01:42Make it!
01:43You can make it!
01:44Go ahead!
01:45Go ahead!
01:46Go ahead!
01:47You got it!
01:48Yeah!
01:49Get out of here!
01:50Get out of here!
01:51Get out of here!
01:52Get out of here!
01:53Excuse me, sir, but I think this belongs to you.
01:56Um, guess I just put it in the wrong pocket.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Uh, thanks, mister.
02:03Come on, kid.
02:07You look like you could use a meal.
02:14My folks weren't all that hot for me to come out here by myself.
02:17It's kind of hard sometimes, you know.
02:20I've been there.
02:22Yeah?
02:23Uh, look, kid, something just came up.
02:30I got a bail.
02:32Take care of it.
02:33Uh, okay, sure.
02:34Thanks.
02:35Uh, I can't pay you back for this or anything.
02:37Yeah, yeah, you can.
02:39Call your folks.
02:40I assume you're aware of the International Street Fighters Tournament taking place in
02:58Chattapur, India?
02:59Yeah, yeah, I thought about going, but my financial advisor said Cancun's a better value.
03:04You've been entered.
03:05Chun Li and the others are already on their way.
03:07All the way to India?
03:09What's up?
03:10We believe some of the new contenders are coming out of Shadaloo.
03:12Bison will be there?
03:14We hope so.
03:19Intelligence reports are sketchy, but...
03:21Giles?
03:22Hm.
03:23Good luck.
03:36Father, please, can we go home?
03:38In a moment.
03:39I wish to see the street fighters.
03:43Magnificent.
04:05Who's there?
04:35Time's up, buckaroo.
04:56You okay?
04:59Bison still gets to me.
05:03What he may douse him do to me.
05:06Look at me, Chun Li.
05:08I'm...
05:09I'm a monster.
05:10Well, you know what?
05:12I like a guy with a full head of hair.
05:14The tournament's started.
05:15Let's go kick some Shadaloo butt.
05:18Make you feel better.
05:19Ah, Chun Li.
05:21Ever the poet.
05:27Congratulate me, doctor.
05:29My street fighter tournament has begun.
05:31Gile and his contemptuous band of roaches have arrived.
05:35And I am about to deliver them into the hands of their destroyers.
05:39Hands that I have created.
05:41Indeed.
05:42Without Darcene's old notes, we'd have nothing.
05:46I don't believe in shared credit, Dr. Cursed.
05:49Too cluttered.
05:51Yes, sir.
05:52Of course.
05:53You are a hired wrist.
05:55Nothing more.
05:56Or need I remind you?
05:57Please, Bison, don't.
05:59It'll explode.
06:00I've done everything you asked.
06:02You talk too much.
06:15Spinning bird kick!
06:25Go, Chun Li!
06:26Yes, go!
06:41Yes!
06:45I did it!
06:46The destruction of the street fighters is at hand!
06:49They respond to your voice.
06:51That's what they're programmed to do, yes?
06:54Welcome, my trio of terror.
06:57What have I done?
06:59You have done my bidding, as was required of you.
07:02And now to destroy the street fighters!
07:14Ice kick!
07:32Look at them, Cursed.
07:33They have my eyes.
07:37Bison, these are monsters.
07:39We must destroy them before they destroy us.
07:42Destroy them?
07:43They are to be glorified.
07:47Behold!
07:48We are witness to the end of Guile and his street fighters!
08:04Cannon drill!
08:07Spinning bird kick!
08:22I want to do that.
08:29I am the strongest woman in the world!
08:34Until next time, sister.
08:42Ryu, I have a hot flash for you, bud.
08:45This isn't the arena.
08:47You know, the place where the action is.
08:50This is a temple of worship.
08:52Act civilized for once.
08:57Are you sure the other street fighters did this?
09:05It's been the custom for centuries to come here before a battle.
09:08The tournament counts.
09:19Hey, Chun-Li!
09:21Looks like you were hit last night.
09:27I saw you last night.
09:28You were awesome.
09:33My, my, Chun-Li, superstar.
09:35I'll just wait till I win next time.
09:44My, my, tough room.
09:47Gotcha.
09:51Excellent.
09:52Begin your work, Balrog.
09:55The tape will be ready in a few more minutes.
09:58I am in the presence of a maestro.
10:00Well done, Balrog.
10:02Either my trio of terror shall rid me of the street fighters...
10:14...or the good people of Shatapur will do it for me.
10:30Balrog!
10:42Patience, my pets. Your turn is coming.
10:55Nice kick!
10:56Hadouken!
11:26Man, that was rigged!
11:29Which part? Kyle kicking your backside or Blanca?
11:37You know, you've fought better underwater.
11:39Yeah, I've seen mold with better moves than you up there.
11:41Oh, yeah? I'd like to hear you say that now.
11:43Come on!
11:55Where are the lights?
11:56What happened?
12:16What are they?
12:23Spinning Bird Kick!
12:46Oh, this is delicious!
12:49Guess you won't be needing those tapes I made for you.
12:51You want me to get rid of them?
12:53Don't be hasty.
12:54Not until I see those street fighters pummeled to dust,
12:58which should be any moment now.
13:02Yes! Yes!
13:16I can't open this thing!
13:18Oh, then let someone with talent try.
13:20Uh, no offense.
13:28Mutations!
13:32Kyle, they're not human!
13:35No kidding!
13:36No, somehow their dance seams work.
13:40They're giving off a green light.
13:42I've seen that before.
13:45Well, good for you.
13:47The rest of us are seeing stars.
13:49Sonic Boom!
13:56Flash Kick!
14:00The lights!
14:01Sonic Boom!
14:08I get it!
14:21What were those things?
14:23Two years ago, back in Shadaloo,
14:26I thought Del Seam's lab was destroyed.
14:29But somehow, someone is carrying on his worst work.
14:33My biggest nightmare.
14:41Ah!
14:42What have they done to my creations?
14:45All wrong!
14:48Time for the tape.
14:50Time for the tape.
14:52And the wrath of the world will crush the street fighters for me
14:56once and for all!
15:11Hey, we didn't do that!
15:17They defiled our holy temple?
15:23Where are we supposed to go now? Up?
15:25Sonic Boom!
15:31Well, long time no see.
15:33Let's move!
15:37Oh, that's right, Colonel.
15:39Always leave them wanting more.
15:50This is Escher.
15:51I need an airlift out of Chattopoor, now!
15:54We have an hour to get there.
15:55The street fighters don't have an hour!
15:57If that mob hasn't ripped them apart already!
16:11Bison's behind this somehow.
16:13Now all we have to do is find him.
16:15Well, we could take out a personal.
16:17Wanted, one flaming jerk.
16:19Likes midnight strolls through minefields and moonlight invasions.
16:22I saw some kind of light coming from those things up in the arena.
16:26Find the light, we may find Bison.
16:29No, I lost the trail back inside.
16:46One diversion coming up.
16:48Come on, love. Let's go show them what you got.
16:51Next time, could you recruit someone less... perky?
16:54Good luck, Guile. We'll wait for your signal.
16:56Yeah! What signal?
16:59The Defilers! They're over there!
17:01Next time, Cammy gets to be the Defiler.
17:16This is it. Bison must have bolted.
17:20Look, Delthim's notes. My one chance at recovery.
17:27Go away! Get out of here!
17:29He'll destroy this place any moment now. You have to leave!
17:32Who will?
17:33Bison? Where is he?
17:35He and that Balrog fellow are gone.
17:37Balrog?
17:38Bison intends to detonate this place as soon as they're safely out of range.
17:44Then come on. Let's get out of here.
17:46Impossible! I am his means of detonation.
17:50Down here, I may harm the fewest people.
17:54I think I can override the electronic lock, but I doubt I can defuse this.
18:00Just get it off of him first.
18:04Bison's control room.
18:20How can I thank you?
18:22Don't thank us yet.
18:24I'll take it from here.
18:26Doctor, maybe you can help us after all.
18:35Imran Shatafur! Listen to me!
18:38I implore you, hear me now!
18:40My name is Doctor Cursed.
18:42I've been held hostage by an evil one for several weeks now.
18:46By a monster called Bison.
18:48These street fighters have done no harm.
18:51They have not defiled our temple.
18:53Instead, they have come to help us.
18:55To rid us of Bison.
18:57And here is your proof.
18:59Believe your eyes now.
19:01This man, Guile, is risking his life to save us all.
19:04Bison has deceived you.
19:07Don't let Bison turn you into animals.
19:10Don't turn into Bison.
19:12Turn away from your anger and calm yourselves.
19:16In the name of peace, I...
19:18Blast off!
19:31Guess that's Guile's signal.
19:33Show off.
19:35Hmm...
19:46Caged competition? This is the next big thing?
19:49Yeah, so they're in a cage.
19:51I can fight in a cage.
19:54I'm not going to touch that line, Ken.
20:02So much for my 15 minutes of fame.
20:04Kami, you forget I'm the one who won.
20:07Yeah, and who's asking for your autograph, sister?
20:11When's our rematch, huh?
20:13Are you that anxious to lose again?