Emmerdale 8 August 2024
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00:0026, 27... I'm going to enjoy this. Back to it. The open road.
00:1028. You were the last resort. No offence.
00:16You could do with some Botox. No offence.
00:20Will's gone to ground for a while. Woman aggro.
00:25Well, you marry Kim, you sign up for aggro.
00:31You know, I'm surprised that you've hitched your wagon to this lot.
00:36You know, Home Farm is cursed.
00:40Thanks for the reminder.
00:42But the curse was lifted the day that you met my Nicola.
00:48Why's that? Because I inherited you? Yes.
00:52Just get this lot dropped off safely and come back here.
00:56I have driven these before, you know.
00:59What? Cab's that way. In France.
01:06Keep still. You're like a child. It's fine.
01:10Who's dead? Oh, no-one close.
01:13Oh, so you're just going for the free signings, then?
01:16Barbara, 90 years. Old friend.
01:20And she was getting jiggy with the council bigwig,
01:23so he could be hobnobbing galore.
01:25What can I get you? Flat white, please.
01:28Ah, there he is. Car done?
01:32No. No, unfortunately not. It's not ready.
01:35It's ready for service. A minor one at that.
01:38Yeah. Yeah, I've been busy.
01:40But it's August.
01:42This is a busy time for any motor trade.
01:46Hi.
01:48Er, Pauline.
01:51I'd better get the keys and drop it off later.
01:54Er, well, Cain. Cain's already on with it.
01:57Yeah. Yeah, Cain's doing it.
01:59I walked past him earlier.
02:01Saw his little legs poking out from underneath.
02:03Maybe Vic could take it.
02:05Me? I don't think she owes me any favours.
02:08I certainly don't.
02:10But I do owe you my thanks for convincing him to come clean over Pizza Gate.
02:14Well, he's a decent fella, really.
02:16I just hide it rather well.
02:18Well, lucky for you, I'm openly kind.
02:20And I have a few hours to spare, so...
02:23I don't want to take up your day.
02:25Excellent! It's all sorted.
02:27So you guys can go and do that,
02:29and I will have your wheels all shiny new by tea time.
02:32Not trying to fleece me, are you?
02:34No. He is paying for your coffee.
02:39Oh, she looks like a little mobile.
02:42Cherry! These are all cheese and onion.
02:45What?
02:46Yeah, I printed loads off my phone, and I'm gonna stick some in frames, put them in my bedroom.
02:49Gives Esther something to cringe about when she's a little older.
02:52Well, that makes no sense. It's as though it says salt and vinegar on the box.
02:55Yeah, I know.
02:56Kind of strange.
02:58Maybe it was a wild night in the packing department.
03:00Well, thanks for parting with a few.
03:02I'm sure they'll brighten up Samson's day.
03:05And his cell.
03:08Yeah, I mean, he can hardly string up one in, can he?
03:11Time's visiting.
03:13Half one. Sam's going.
03:15I thought I might take Esther shopping while we're waiting.
03:18Well, hey, Noah's at home feeling sorry for himself.
03:20You wanna go see him?
03:23Er, possibly not.
03:27We've split up.
03:29Since when?
03:30Yesterday.
03:32So that's why he pulled a sickie this morning.
03:34Dark horse. He never said a peep.
03:36He's not done the dirty, has he?
03:38No.
03:39No, we've, er...
03:41We just got a bit bored growing apart.
03:43Oh.
03:44Well, hey, listen, Esther's future's not gonna be boring, is it?
03:47With all Noah's trust fund coming her way.
03:50Well, that's for them to discuss.
03:52Hey, come on, why don't we go and check if Madam's woken up from her nap yet?
04:0120 quid says there's way more to this.
04:05Yes, Eric, Cain's on it with the repairs.
04:07How is that a wise move?
04:08Just call the locksmith again.
04:10I have, Aaron, but he can't be there till five.
04:13And then he was giving it all,
04:14No, no, it might not be till tomorrow, pal.
04:16Right, well, Cain's gonna start asking questions now.
04:19You were the one who wanted to go off in Eric's car
04:22on the pool with that guy. What was his name?
04:24Rats, will you stop asking that? It's getting needy.
04:26What about spare keys? Eric must have some.
04:28What's this? Lightering?
04:30Thought you were up against it.
04:31Yeah, yeah.
04:32Thought you were up against it.
04:33Yeah, you lazy git.
04:35Oh, flowers.
04:37Er, I forgot, flowers.
04:40So, in other words, Victoria, go to the shop.
04:43Right, my car is parked round the back.
04:45Go get settled.
04:46Right.
04:47Can you hurry? I want a decent seat.
04:51You owe me way more than a flat white.
04:53I know, Vic.
04:54You've got three hours maximum.
04:56Get it sorted.
05:03I found that missing sheet.
05:05Penned it in, but she's covered in brambles.
05:07Any shears?
05:08Er, yep, top of the fridge.
05:10Er, do you fancy a brew?
05:12No, I'm not thirsty.
05:14Well, I was about to make a sandwich.
05:16I've eaten.
05:18Hey.
05:19Have you and Amy had words?
05:21Me and Amy?
05:25What?
05:26Hang on, what's all this?
05:28This?
05:29Oh, yeah, this is obviously my problem.
05:32Maybe I just need to, er, man the hell up.
05:35Um, yesterday, Mum.
05:38Oh, that.
05:41Look, maybe it just came out wrong.
05:44You proper went in.
05:47Right, then, well, maybe it was a bit unsettled.
05:50Unsettled?
05:52Mum, you were brutal.
05:54Look, I'm sorry, love.
05:57Look, it's not you.
05:59It's me just being ratty.
06:01Look, all I seem to do is work.
06:04And if I'm not working, I'm cooking or washing
06:07or bugging the kids about mess.
06:09But the last thing I want to do is upset you.
06:13Friends.
06:15Look at you.
06:16You and your Glaswegian charm, eh?
06:20Look, if there is a problem with you and Cain...
06:23No, there isn't, honest.
06:25I always said that I would turn into a cantankerous old bag.
06:28Now, do you need a hand trimming the sheep?
06:30No, no, you relax. I'll be the barber.
06:33OK.
06:34Permission to leave.
06:35All right.
06:44Oi.
06:45You left these.
06:47Oh, I don't really know what to do with them, Mum.
06:52Can't you put them on the coffee?
06:55Yes, it's a bit awkward.
06:57I tell you what.
06:59You hold on to them for now
07:01and I'll go and ask counsellor Fitztilly
07:03how his wife's shingles are.
07:22What time's it due to start?
07:26Ten minutes.
07:29Oh, don't judge. I'm just the chauffeur.
07:32The hat gave it away.
07:34Every time.
07:38So, ex-pupil?
07:41No.
07:43But she was a teacher, right?
07:45Belinda?
07:47Barbara.
07:49OK.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Bit of a battle axe.
07:56Is that why there's not many here?
07:58No, there's more around the back.
08:00You're avoiding the idle chit-chat.
08:03And sympathy.
08:07Barbara was my mum.
08:09Right.
08:10Oh, God.
08:12I'm so sorry for your loss.
08:16Look, get to the salon.
08:18At least try and bring in some dollar.
08:20I've got no bookings.
08:22The salon's on divert.
08:23I'd prefer to just sit here and cake myself into oblivion.
08:26Ladies, £9.80, I believe.
08:29Um, I'll get this.
08:31I'll shout you next time.
08:33Keep the change.
08:36Oh, while you're here,
08:38I'm going to have to cancel my trim tomorrow.
08:40I've got hot yoghurt and I'll burn you off my list.
08:46You need to start the installation charges.
08:48Hey!
08:50Just wondered if you fancied a little mooch round town.
08:52I'm kid-free and that fancy shoe place has a salon.
08:55Uh, she's working this afternoon.
08:57Oh, that's a shame.
08:59Chas's got some really nice wedges from there.
09:01Proper landlady power shoes.
09:03But I'll see you later.
09:05Enjoy.
09:07And you wonder why I can't sell Padley?
09:09His ex-wife does need to buy a pair of nice shoes
09:11and it's for our Chas Dynamic Boozer Boss.
09:14Stop it!
09:15Mandy, please.
09:17You are a successful business owner
09:20who's just hit a glitch.
09:22Paddy'll help.
09:24Chas, I've got that many bills I can turn them into bog roll.
09:27There's only one woman that can sort this mess out.
09:31I just need to work out how.
09:35Well, this is my queue.
09:37I really am sorry.
09:38I can be a right dipstick at times.
09:40Not much of a turnout.
09:42Why don't you come in?
09:44It's well done on this.
09:46I'm sure there's plenty of people.
09:48You're saying Mum wasn't popular?
09:51No, no, not at all.
09:53Um...
09:54No, no, small and intimate.
09:56Creme de la creme.
09:59I didn't realise that you were Barbara's son.
10:03Eric Pollard.
10:06Your mother and I go way back.
10:09Go way back.
10:11John Sugden.
10:14Excuse me.
10:18Wait, did he just say...?
10:34He said Sugden.
10:37I didn't quite hear.
10:38And gone.
10:39How well did you know his mum?
10:41Music, it started. I need to get in there.
10:43Are we related?
10:45I hate getting stuck in the back.
10:47Eric, stop and speak now, or it'll be you in a box.
10:53I met Barbara...
10:55through Jack.
10:57They were friends.
10:58With benefits?
11:00More than likely.
11:02Um...
11:031987...
11:0588.
11:06So that man, John, he could be my...?
11:10Half-brother.
11:25Got your prezzie?
11:29Pop and crisps.
11:31Don't want five.
11:34And I don't like cheese and onion.
11:36Well, me neither.
11:37But, you know, it's a long story.
11:40Not at all.
11:41I'm ill.
11:44Lurgy?
11:46Heartbreak?
11:47Or maybe the dawning realisation that you've handed over your life savings to your ex's brat?
11:52I mean, come on, why didn't you come to me about it?
11:58What's there to say?
12:00We're done.
12:03Found some hotter totty, have you?
12:06Course not.
12:09I've messed this one up all by myself.
12:11By doing what?
12:14Oh, no.
12:16Please tell me you haven't done another Chloe on me.
12:21Great.
12:22Yeah, cheers.
12:23Just go straight for the worst.
12:25OK, well, then, it can't be that bad, then.
12:29I didn't say that.
12:33Babe, just tell me what you've done.
12:38Mum, you're gonna hurt me.
12:41OK, you're scaring me now.
12:44I called the police on Samson.
12:49It was me.
12:55Any dinner going?
12:58I thought you'd be eating at work.
13:00No, I've been fixing a battered wreck up the road since 9am.
13:05Thought it'd be quicker to come home.
13:08I, um...
13:10saw our Sam this morning.
13:12Off to visit Samson.
13:14Oh?
13:15Well, I'm sure you'll get used to it.
13:18Just like you got used to visiting Matty.
13:20Look, if you're here for another one of your very boring arguments,
13:24then I suggest you get lost.
13:26Hang on, what?
13:28I thought we'd been through all this. Why are you spawning for another fight?
13:31Well, maybe because I work all hours,
13:34I ferry the kids all over,
13:36I try and keep us afloat while you tinker with a few cars,
13:39and meanwhile you're convinced that you're the big breadwinner.
13:42Oh, so it's all about money?
13:44No, it's about you, Cain.
13:46Using your time to teach that spineless nephew of yours how to fight
13:50when you should be earning to support your own kids.
13:52They don't go short.
13:53Aye, thanks to me.
13:55Why don't you say I'm completely useless?
13:57Come on, Cain.
14:03I knew you'd hate me.
14:04Well, that's the least he worries. Sam will bury you.
14:07You can't tell Sam.
14:09Lydia said not to.
14:11Lydia?
14:12I told her yesterday.
14:15She said it'd be all pitchforks and argument if you found out,
14:18and she can't handle it.
14:20And what about poor Moira?
14:21Everyone's pointing the finger at her and she's squeaky clean.
14:24And her Noah shouldn't have grasped on Samson,
14:26he's hardly innocent, is he?
14:29You agreed.
14:31He's only got himself to blame.
14:33But, Noah, you knew he was already going down.
14:35I got jealous.
14:37All right.
14:39He started to worm his way back in with Amelia and I...
14:43I hated it.
14:45What, so you just figured that if he rocked up at court in handcuffs,
14:49what, they'd throw the book at him?
14:51Well done. Full marks, Noah.
14:57Amelia thinks I'm scum.
14:59You do and all.
15:01Oh, come here, you prawn.
15:08Do you think Sam will kill me?
15:10Well, if there's anything left.
15:12After Cain's gouged out your innards.
15:16No-one's going to hear anything.
15:18All right?
15:27Well done, my boy.
15:28Tell that parrot it's on.
15:30John?
15:31We need to be on our way.
15:33Don't want to get a parking ticket, do we?
15:35Hi.
15:36I didn't introduce myself earlier.
15:38I'm Victoria Sugden.
15:40Hi.
15:43You did hear what I said?
15:45Yeah.
15:46We need to go.
15:48I'm a Sugden, Jack's daughter.
15:50Right.
15:52Well, I did think he had kids other than me.
15:55You knew?
15:56You're my brother and you've always known.
15:59You take care, love.
16:03Look, Mum never made a secret of it.
16:06She was straight down the line.
16:07Everything proper.
16:08That's why she insisted I took his surname.
16:11So Dad knew too?
16:13Used to say.
16:14He never made it known if he did.
16:16No.
16:17No way. Dad wasn't like that.
16:19I'm not dissing him.
16:20I'm just saying he wouldn't have had to dig hard, would he?
16:22Being so local.
16:24If he knew, he would have wanted you in his life.
16:27Maybe he would.
16:28But I wouldn't.
16:29I had an old man, didn't need another.
16:32Now, if you don't mind, I'm bursting for a pee.
16:42Careful!
16:43Sorry.
16:44Didn't mean to moisten your technical bits.
16:46Lift up.
16:50Must be nice running your own business.
16:54Hanging out in the pub.
16:57Gee Sony on the side.
16:59Catching up with you.
17:01I made a million farming llamas.
17:03Oi, can you beak out?
17:05Sorry, but do you have the room for llamas?
17:07What?
17:08If they're going to earn me a million, I'd share my duvet with them.
17:11Oh.
17:12That thing's a bit pinchy.
17:13Ooh.
17:14Even Alan Sugar has cash flow issues.
17:18This girl who wants ten, how are your feet?
17:20Four.
17:21Three, possibly.
17:23Shame.
17:24I read an article the other week about a woman who sold photos of her feet online.
17:28To perverts?
17:29To people with a particular interest in feet.
17:32Perverts, then.
17:33She made 200 quid a piggy.
17:35How much?
17:36Yeah, people will pay for her out these days.
17:38Yeah, but I don't want to flash my beans.
17:40No, no, no.
17:41No, no, no.
17:42I just want some daft minted sucker to give me the money.
17:44Say that again.
17:45Huh?
17:46I just want some daft minted sucker to give me the money.
17:48Pay up, ugly mug.
17:50Now, I will give you a job.
17:51What's my maid?
17:52No!
17:53As in online?
17:55Financial dominatrix.
17:57Obviously.
18:09So it's a silent treatment, then?
18:15She's doing my nutting.
18:16Are you looking for any reason to have a go?
18:18Well, maybe it's because you know I'm right and your ego can't take it.
18:22My ego?
18:24Do you want me to spell it out?
18:26Please do.
18:28I am sick of being the one that always has to bear the brunt.
18:32You know, the pressure's constantly on me, Cain.
18:36If you can't hack looking after this place, then let's get some help.
18:40Well, I could hack it better if you ever had my back.
18:43Yeah, but we share the load. We always have.
18:46Maybe you need to talk to Liam.
18:49Because?
18:50Because obviously something's not right. You might need some pills.
18:55Okay.
18:57Wow.
18:59I can't say anything right, can I?
19:01I'm going to say that, Sam.
19:03That's right.
19:05Forget working, forget picking up the kids.
19:08I'll get it all sorted.
19:09Yeah, well, you did say everyone's better off without me.
19:13I don't get this. Any of it.
19:20Go in there, see if he's still in the loo.
19:22And give me a pen.
19:24Aye.
19:25I'm not going around skulking in a toilet looking for him.
19:31Oh, hey.
19:32Eric.
19:34Wants to know where the wake is.
19:36Oh.
19:37Oh, hey.
19:38Eric.
19:40Wants to know where the wake is.
19:43Ah.
19:44I think John needs to get through the burial first.
19:47No, I'm leaving that to the vicar. I've said my goodbyes.
19:50I think a few council cronies are off to the dog and drake.
19:53Ah, yes.
19:54Politics.
19:55Emotions.
19:56Whiskey.
19:58No, no, no.
20:00Home for me.
20:02Meet you in the car.
20:04The car?
20:05Well, nice to meet you both.
20:08Nice to meet me?
20:10Is that it?
20:14Do you know that Dad passed away?
20:17So it's just me now.
20:19Oh, and our brother Robert.
20:21Half-brother.
20:23Hmm.
20:24Think I've heard of him.
20:25Yeah, well, he's in prison.
20:28And we have another adopted half-brother, too.
20:31Andy.
20:32Nice.
20:34Right.
20:37Nothing.
20:38You're really not interested, are you?
20:40Just not an itch I've wanted to scratch.
20:42Yeah, but now you've met me, surely...
20:45It's nothing personal.
20:48OK, erm...
20:51Do you have paper?
20:59Well, I can't write on that.
21:02Look, I'm sorry that this happened today.
21:04I know it's not ideal, but once you've had time to process it...
21:08I've had 35 years, love.
21:10Yeah, but that was before you clapped eyes on me.
21:13Please, just let me give you my number.
21:20I just don't see any point.
21:24Bye.
21:31Bye.
21:42Hiya.
21:43Amy says she can get the kids from summer club.
21:46Mum?
21:49Hey.
21:50Are you all right?
21:53Mum?
21:55Mum?
21:56Mum?
21:57Mum?
22:00Were you just having a kick?
22:07I didn't plan to, but I must have dozed off.
22:11Oh.
22:12Are you feeling all right? Do you want some cocaine or something?
22:15No.
22:16Definitely not.
22:18No, I've just had a few mad early starts this week.
22:22And I did leave half my lunch.
22:24You're not eating properly.
22:26No.
22:28Cain came home and...
22:30I don't know, we had a bit of a set-to.
22:33I knew it.
22:35What's his problem now?
22:37Well, I told him that I was too stretched
22:42and I asked for his support and he chucked it back in my face.
22:46Mum, if you're conking out from stress, that's serious.
22:50You guys need to communicate better.
22:52No, I...
22:54I just don't feel like he's on my side anymore.
22:57Oh.
22:59Have I caused all this?
23:01Getting banged up?
23:02No.
23:03No, it's not you, it's me.
23:06It's just like he's...
23:08He's waiting for me to trip up.
23:10He's always on my case
23:12and if he finds out that I'm falling asleep during the day,
23:15he'll say I'm not coping.
23:17Who cares what he says?
23:19Look, do you want me to talk to him?
23:21No, no.
23:22Look, I'm going to eat some food and chill out for a bit
23:26and I'll be tipped up.
23:27Honest. Don't mention anything, please.
23:30Right, well, if this happens again,
23:33then you're seeing a doctor, all right?
23:37I'll make you a coffee.
23:38Oh, that'd be lovely, son.
23:40Thanks.
23:52ALARM BEEPS
23:55Ah, brilliant.
24:21DOOR SLAMS
24:27Find garages near me.
24:32DOOR SLAMS
24:35Won't you even do it?
24:37Anything, Aaron. I'm trying to do anything.
24:40If I can at least pop the bonnet,
24:42I can get started in this goddamn service.
24:45Is it still time to go and rub Pollard's gaff?
24:47No, no.
24:48I actually think we're in deep enough bung as it is.
24:50Thank you, though.
24:51Thinking on your feet. Well done.
24:53Let's hope that's the lock monkey.
24:55Well, if it's Keen or Eric, you're welcome to take the call.
25:00Barn and Dingle?
25:01Free cock-up with any service.
25:04Yeah, where are you?
25:07Oh, OK. Yeah, I know where you are.
25:11Yeah, yeah, I'll come and get you now.
25:13Yeah, OK, bye.
25:15You're not being serious. Now?
25:17Priorities, man. This is a time bomb.
25:19Eric could be back any minute.
25:20Yeah, listen, as soon as Keen finds out about this, I'm dead.
25:24But if Keen finds out that I've pied off other work because of this,
25:27I'm even more dead.
25:28Fine.
25:29Do you want me to just keep fiddling with this thing?
25:31No, no, Aaron.
25:32I want you to sit here and I want you to wait for the locksmith.
25:35I don't want you to try and break into Eric's car
25:37and I don't want you to break into his house.
25:39I don't want you to swan off
25:40like some kind of tomcat in heat in search of a mate.
25:43Comprende?
25:44Comprende. Yeah.
25:45Do you understand?
25:46Yes.
25:50Of course I'll talk to our driver, but...
25:53Yes, I understand your frustration.
25:55I'll get back to you as soon as I've grilled our team.
25:59Bye.
26:00College is a joy!
26:02Here.
26:03I truly think I have found my rightful place in the world.
26:08Unlike part of your delivery which never found its rightful place.
26:12What?
26:13That was Gorman's giving me earache.
26:15Two boxes of goods have gone missing.
26:17Well, it's got nothing to do with me.
26:19You loaded the van, I just drove it there and back, no stops.
26:22I checked that in and counted it up and it was fine.
26:25Maybe you need your eyes testing.
26:27I won't be able to afford it.
26:29This is one of our biggest clients we're talking about
26:31and they're threatening to walk.
26:32It could end us. I'm serious.
26:35I'm sure the stock will turn up.
26:37Are you sure you didn't stop at a service station?
26:39You know what your bladder's like.
26:41So now I'm an incontinent geriatric, eh?
26:45Or did you do a side hustle and flog them?
26:48I'm not listening to this!
26:50Well, they must have gone somewhere!
27:01All right.
27:03What's this? Picket line?
27:05Why not make it really authentic, set fire to the coffee table?
27:08It's funny you should say that, cos I kind of have been striking.
27:11While the iron's hot.
27:12What? You put a new iron?
27:14No.
27:15These are full of microchips.
27:18Fell off the back of a lorry.
27:20I didn't think Del Boy was really your style.
27:23How much do you get for a chip thing?
27:25I'm not going to sell them.
27:27These have already served their purpose.
27:29What, as a footrest?
27:30As a way of making home James Horridge
27:32look like a bunch of unreliable amateurs.
27:34Oh, thank God.
27:35That was me thinking you'd turned into a cyber geek.
27:38More beer?
27:39Yeah, why not?
27:41So what's Jimmy King done to you?
27:44Nothing, really.
27:46He's collateral damage.
27:48Although I did manage a sneaky peek at their books
27:50and things are looking great there.
27:53Might turn out I've done him a favour.
27:55What, stealing his chips?
27:57I didn't do it, I've got a mate who works at Gorman's.
27:59He swiped this lot for a home James delivery.
28:02Now Mr Gorman's not happy with Jimmy at all.
28:05Poor Jimmy.
28:07A rumour has it it's one strike and you're out.
28:10Poor, poor Jimmy.
28:13Chips for tea.
28:17I mean, how's it different, really, to what I do?
28:20I sometimes have to be firm with people.
28:22Yeah, but telling Bear that you're out of scamp
28:24is either the same as extorting cash from kinky online weirdos.
28:27Not necessarily kinky, just rich.
28:30Right.
28:31So all I need to do is just, like, insult them.
28:35Yep, be my dream job, to be fair.
28:37So you do it?
28:38Andy, I'd do most things for a bag of dry roasted and 50 quid.
28:41No, I'm not sure about the bottle.
28:43Oh, why not?
28:45Look, it's just two consenting adults
28:48engaging in a mutually beneficial activity.
28:51Without the bottle?
28:53I'm not sure.
28:57I'll just get that table over there.
28:59OK.
29:05Chef!
29:06Hello.
29:08I'll rotest on it, right?
29:10Yeah.
29:15Right then, big boy.
29:19You going to buy me one first?
29:23Are you drunk?
29:26No, no.
29:27We're just messing.
29:29Oh.
29:31We just come from a funeral.
29:34Orange juice and a single mot.
29:37You can bring them over?
29:39Yeah.
29:41On the house.
29:43I should think so.
29:45Cheeky, madam.
29:48Have another brother.
29:51How mad's that?
29:53Do you think I upset him?
29:56I have a feeling he is made of sterner stuff.
29:59Yeah, like ice.
30:01He wants nothing to do with us.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:05If Mackenzie had sorted my car out,
30:08he would have been none the wiser.
30:10Oh, no, I'm glad I know.
30:11And I need to tell Robert, too.
30:13Surely we'd be able to find him again.
30:15Or maybe he'll find me,
30:18once he's had time to think.
30:21I wouldn't get your hopes up too soon.
30:24No.
30:25No, I won't.
30:26Of course I won't.
30:32You're right.
30:33This is comfy.
30:35You always have kept me in the lap of luxury.
30:37Yeah, well, get used to it.
30:39Because once this new firm's up and running,
30:41it'll be LOI life.
30:43You do have one or two teeny-weeny hoops
30:45to jump through first, my love.
30:47I'll just flash me dimples.
30:49Council planning departments are a tough crowd.
30:53Have you seen my dimples?
30:56There are still members of the human race
30:58who don't go weak at the knees at the sight of your face, you know.
31:00Oh, yeah, it's funny you should say that,
31:02because I checked.
31:03I couldn't find a single one.
31:07So, where does trashing home James Haulage fit in?
31:12Well, I need trucks.
31:14Loads of them.
31:15I want Jimmy on his knees
31:18and his reputation shot.
31:20You'll swagger in with an offer he can't refuse?
31:23You evil man.
31:25You'll love it.
31:28Can't you just keep him there a bit longer?
31:31Yes, I know, Vic,
31:32but this locksmith geezer's been messing us around all night.
31:35All right, fine, I'll just drop myself in it, then, shall I?
31:41I said stay put.
31:43What, are you going to let a man starve?
31:45Eric's on his way.
31:46Any more bright ideas?
31:47Well, he's a little bit older than you.
31:49Surely you could outrun him.
31:51Thanks.
31:53Just give me the keys.
31:54I'll take it from here.
31:56You?
31:57You got off with all my stuff.
32:00Keys, hoodie and wallet.
32:03You think you're smart, do you?
32:08Right where you left them.
32:11Sorry.
32:13This is...
32:14He's the guy?
32:15Yes.
32:16Well done.
32:17Just shut up, will you?
32:19Well, I may as well go in there.
32:21Just shut up, will you?
32:24Well, I may as well go in and cancel that locksmith thing, wouldn't I?
32:26I would have thought so, yeah.
32:29Eager beaver, yet again.
32:32Right.
32:52Look, I know there's a queue, but just give us the part.
32:54I'll try another garage.
32:55Yeah, I'm sorry, mate.
32:56I don't have time right now.
32:57I can ring around if that helps.
33:01Apart from the condom.
33:05Take it you work here as well?
33:06No.
33:07I won't be getting involved in your van again, pal.
33:10No way.
33:11Tell me that this isn't fate.
33:14Or a knackered van.
33:16All right, again.
33:19This is where I live.
33:21Nice.
33:22Close-knit.
33:23Van overheated.
33:24Nearest garage.
33:25How's my car?
33:27Oh, yeah, she's...
33:30She's purring like a kitten in a wheel shop.
33:32I was beginning to think you'd written it off.
33:35No, no, no, no.
33:36This baby's gonna run and run and run.
33:38Isn't that right, Aaron?
33:39Yeah, yeah.
33:40Aaron, this is John Sugden.
33:43My brother.
33:44Half.
33:45Sorry, yes, half-brother.
33:47Robert's half-brother too, obviously.
33:50Oh, goody.
33:51Well, Aaron used to be married to Robert.
33:54Small world.
33:56Yeah, yeah, it is.
33:59I'd better get this stuff on.
34:03Hey, listen, why don't you check out the cafe,
34:05and I can see if I can get that part for you?
34:07Or...
34:09Or you could wait at mine.
34:14Hiya.
34:15You all right?
34:16Mm-hmm.
34:17I've got a blister underneath my big toe
34:19that sounds like a 50 pence piece.
34:20Oh, sweetheart.
34:23Gonna pop it for me later.
34:24I get all the best jobs, don't I?
34:25You don't like, do you?
34:27I quite like them.
34:28I can kind of appreciate an instep.
34:31Would you pay 200 quid for a photo of one?
34:33That'd be ridiculous.
34:35You should come to the salon later for a ballypebby.
34:37Yeah, but you're too busy.
34:40Yeah, we were absolutely wrong today.
34:46Very clever, you.
34:48Building that business up even though Bernice's gone.
34:50Can't have been easy.
34:53Best things never are.
34:55Speaking of which, honeymoon.
34:57I want to book loads of things for Bernice.
34:59I want to book, like, a boozy gondola ride,
35:01jet skis, oysters.
35:03You know what that posh square, what's it called?
35:05San Marco, something or other.
35:07We don't need to go crackers, do we?
35:10The best thing about memories is making them.
35:12I read that on the tea towel.
35:14It's honeymoon.
35:15It's other things, you know.
35:17Less pricey activities.
35:19Jeez, Kate.
35:21Yeah, I'm-a done a gondola.
35:24That'll be wrong. I better get it.
35:27Hiya.
35:29Yeah, it's all right.
35:31I think it's them wellies.
35:34No, I stood up at Dunstables for hours.
35:38Yeah, well, I'm worried that the lambs might have pasturella.
35:42Yeah, I could do with a second opinion of you tomorrow,
35:44if that's all right.
35:46Yeah, yeah.
35:51It's open. Just come in, you div.
35:55How did you know it was me?
35:57Because every time you do that jolly knocking, it does my head in.
36:01Well, you ignored the buzzer before,
36:03so it was Ruby that had to let me in.
36:05What are you doing?
36:07Oh, washing away that sweet scent of frenzied passion.
36:11You are so weird.
36:13Yeah.
36:15So that was a bit of a curveball, wasn't it?
36:18Which bit?
36:19All of it, really.
36:21But my favourite bit was when Big Jolly John arrived
36:24and it turns out he's your ex's brother.
36:26Half-brother.
36:27Yeah, well, of course, half.
36:29That makes all the difference.
36:31Sorry, is there a reason to this visit?
36:37Are you all right?
36:41It's just one coincidence too many.
36:44Don't you ever read Women's Weekly?
36:46Because that kind of stuff happens all the time.
36:50Listen, Vic can never find out that me and him
36:53enveloped each other in a sea of lust.
36:56Yeah, no, she's not going to hear it from me.
37:00I just think he's got an agenda.
37:02Oh, come on, man, you're just being paranoid.
37:05Besides, don't forget,
37:07it was him that blocked you on the humping app, wasn't it?
37:11It's just serendipity.
37:13No, it's not. It's a nightmare.
37:15It's a nightmare, Mackenzie, that's what it is.
37:26Erm, I'm really sorry.
37:29I've completely ran out of milk, but I do have oat.
37:33Oat?
37:34Yeah. Oat milk.
37:36You know, made with oats.
37:37And you can't tell the difference in a coffee.
37:39I'll pass, tar.
37:40I can nip to the shop.
37:41Honestly, I'm not bothered.
37:45Sit down, let yourself at home.
37:49Might give the garage another ring.
37:51For goodness sake,
37:53I'm not going to tie you up and keep you under the stairs.
37:58Well, that wasn't worryingly specific.
38:02Fine, you didn't ever want to see me again,
38:05but you're here now, so let's chat,
38:08like we did on the bench.
38:16SHE SNIFFS
38:20You've got kids?
38:22No, I just collect toys.
38:24Yes, erm, Harry,
38:27he's four and he starts school in a few weeks.
38:30Dad on the scene?
38:32We don't mention him.
38:34Right.
38:36Erm, what about you?
38:38Any significant other?
38:40No, just me and the van.
38:42So, just you, then?
38:44Erm, well, look, you're welcome to stay here
38:47if Mackenzie can't get that part in time.
38:49It's hard, but I can bed down in the back.
38:51SHE SIGHS
38:52Well, John, you're hardly dressed to doss down on a garage ball court,
38:56so just sleep here, get showered,
38:59and you can be on the road by tomorrow.
39:01You never have to see me again.
39:05Fine.
39:07Where are you going?
39:10To check on my van.
39:19All right?
39:21I'll get mine.
39:25You been talking to your mother?
39:27I just wish you two would sort it out.
39:29I am sick of being stuck in the middle.
39:31And I'm sick of being in the wrong.
39:33Yeah, well, look, we both know what she can be like,
39:35but just cut her some slack, yeah?
39:37She's struggling with stuff in the minute.
39:39Try living with her.
39:46Ta.
39:49SHE SIGHS
39:52Samson's face lit up when I told him
39:54I'd left some photos on the desk of Arresty.
39:59He's so used to always having his phone.
40:03He hates feeling cut off.
40:05How do you see him?
40:07Oh, he'll be trying to crack jokes.
40:10Caught me a fat egg.
40:14I could tell it were all a big front.
40:18He'll be finding his way through it, that's all.
40:20You will too.
40:23You don't think I'm going to cope?
40:25I do.
40:28Someone's misering you.
40:31Ah, Pascal.
40:33What, I'll leave you crisps?
40:36What's up?
40:42It's Myra.
40:44Yes, Matty.
40:47Yes.
40:49I've eaten some food,
40:51and I'm all rested,
40:53and I feel like a new woman.
40:55Yeah.
40:57I've got a message from Amy
40:59to tell you that she's taking the boys
41:01to the Hyde for their tea.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Oh, and tell her that she is a gem from me.
41:08OK.
41:10All right, right, I'll see you tomorrow.
41:12Now, don't worry about me, I'm fine.
41:14OK, love you.
41:16Bye.
41:19SHE SIGHS
41:21SHE SIGHS
41:25Ah, that's nice.
41:38Hiya.
41:40Finally.
41:42This place is like a ghost ship.
41:44Oh.
41:45Mackenzie must be out on a call.
41:47Are we short of five?
41:48I think he's the bloke who said he'd messaged me about getting a part.
41:51He said someone had called.
41:53Yeah, you're looking at a few days minimum.
41:56Days?
41:57Great.
41:59Well, it won't be cheap either.
42:01Have you thought about trading that thing in?
42:03No.
42:04No doubt I ever will.
42:06Don't want to get attached to a heap of tin, do you?
42:09Anyone would think you lot don't need the business.
42:11Well, it's your call.
42:13Erm, I need to lock up.
42:15So someone's going to ring me?
42:17Yeah.
42:28Oi!
42:30You coming back for more?
42:32You're a Sugden.
42:34You're not telling me this happened by chance?
42:36OK, I won't tell you.
42:38But it did.
42:39You did me over.
42:41You robbed me stuff and then here you are again.
42:44Very observant.
42:45Yeah, I am.
42:47I've been watching you.
42:50You can watch all you like.
42:53I know you like what you see.
42:55But don't you ever start on me again.
43:01Cos who knows where it might end.
43:15Thanks for watching.