360 ' Batman Virtual Reality Experience -
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00:00Okay guys, check it out, we're in the Batcave. Believe it or not, look, this is where we are.
00:13Experience the Batcave in 360. Bang. Look man, I tried to do my own subscription over
00:20here, I couldn't do it. Alright, here we go guys. Enjoy.
00:25Initiating bat playlist. Welcome to the Batcave. Loading VR experience.
00:55Hey, huh, looks like you've only got 8 abs. I know, achieving a full 9 pack is a pretty tough goal, but I think you just might have what it takes.
01:05So I'm gonna put you through my Batnursa VR sidekick experience. Trademark Batman.
01:11So get ready bro, or girl bro. Here, put this on. Computer, activate sequence 1.
01:17Activating sequence 1. Batmobile ride along.
01:21Don't touch any of the buttons. This is a dangerous machine. I mean, it's VR, you won't get hurt, but I'm going for the high score.
01:31Don't you love the feeling of wind in your hair? Baby comes fully loaded too. Check it out.
01:37Bat seat warmers, bat cup holders, bat neck massager, and bat collision detector.
01:43Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. What was that, a chicken? That's super weird.
01:48Listen, as soon as I get back to the Batcave, I'll make sure Alfred gets rid of all the chickens in the simulation, and adds seatbelts.
01:56But for the time being, let's take off brother.
02:00Let's do it.
02:02Oh yeah, we're flying free as a bat now.
02:06Below you'll see Arkham Asylum, aka the house that Batman built.
02:11Is your face getting itchy in that headset? That's what I feel like in my bat cowl. Embrace it.
02:17Beautiful. Looks like the bat signal, so the Joker's cruisin' for a bruisin'.
02:22The view from up here is wild. Everything looks like little toys. Littler toys. You know what I mean.
02:29All right, the superheroing is about to get real. Get ready for the maximum overdrive.
02:35Here, take a bat air sickness bat just in case. Time to unloot your dogs.
02:42Here, load the next sim.
02:46Loading sequence two. Fighting the Joker.
02:49This'll be easy. Two lessons here. Hurting bad guys, and awesome one-liners customized for each villain. Ready?
02:57Yes, Batman! Get him!
02:59Man-bat, nocturnal, huh? Lights out.
03:02Catwoman, me-ouch, is what you'll say.
03:08Riddler, what rhymes with humiliation?
03:11You!
03:12Mr. Freeze, I still breathe.
03:15You!
03:16You!
03:17Wait, wait, wait.
03:18Stupid idiot.
03:20Pewter, hit rewind.
03:23You know what I'm about to say, right?
03:27Ow!
03:28First try.
03:29Okay, Pewter, what's next?
03:31Loading sequence three. Fortress of Solitude.
03:34Fortress of Solitude, huh? How about Fortress of Loser Dude?
03:40Smart move, wanting to be Batman's sidekick and not some wannabe like Supes.
03:45Super Nerd is more like it.
03:47Now, get ready for your next mission.
03:50Seeing how everything about Superman is totally... lame.
03:57Like I said, this place is a den of sadness. Mission accomplished.
04:01Hey, what are you doing?
04:03Batman's sidekicks don't dance, they brood.
04:06Ugh, are they crumping? What is this, 2006?
04:10Come on, guys, have some respect for yourselves.
04:13I mean, this Pete is pretty catchy.
04:15You know what? I'm gonna dance, but only so the rest of you don't feel left out.
04:19Hey, guys, remember the Bat-Toosie?
04:21That's right, it's just bats being bats.
04:24Hey, who turned off the Sim?
04:26I was busting sweet moves and everybody was lo-
04:29Oh, Lobster Thermidor. Alfred, that is my favorite.
04:33Listen, kid, you weren't bad out there.
04:35You were like a miniature version of me, only not quite as good.
04:39Give it up and we can definitely save Gotham City together.
04:42Superhero and super sidekick style.
04:44But for now, it's back to your regular non-superhero reality.
04:48Lame. Alfred, get the kid a taxi.
04:51And Pewter, initiate bat outro playlist.
04:54Now playing, Fat Beats.
04:57Hey, guys, like the video?
04:59Like, comment, subscribe.
05:13See you next time, guys.