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00:00Thank you to all the viewers of Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan.
00:07While we were nervous about the Shika Aigo Dantai speech,
00:10we were able to safely wrap up the broadcast.
00:14So this time, in addition to the usual story,
00:18we will send you a mini-episode of 18 Date.
00:22Wow, 18 Date is a great deal!
00:25Hajimare Nachi!
00:28Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
00:38Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
00:49Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
00:59Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
01:09Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
01:19Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
01:29Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
01:49Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
01:57Shika
02:02Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
02:05Koshi-tan, Koshi-tan!
02:07I'm going to use my psychic power, so watch me!
02:10Okay.
02:11Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshi Tantan
02:21Is it shining?
02:22Is it really?
02:26You are over there.
02:31I want to drink coffee.
02:34Do you want to drink?
02:35Do you have coffee?
02:41I knew it was a good idea.
02:48Musha, musha, musha, musha.
02:51An underground rice cracker stand.
02:53The cost of repairing the material destroyed by Anko and Shikanoko.
02:56The cost of the final battle between Toshi and Rako.
02:59I don't have enough weapons!
03:02And that final battle is also in the hands of a guard!
03:05Damn it!
03:07Koshi-tan.
03:08Yeah.
03:11Mercury Day.
03:12Sold.
03:26Sold!
03:27Weapons get!
03:35What's the principle?
03:38An underground rice cracker stand.
03:42Shika.
03:45Shika.
03:49Shika.
03:54It's not Shika anymore?
03:56Look forward to the next life.
04:02I think it would be good to put out a pillow cover in the basement.
04:06What's wrong?
04:08I made it to try it.
04:10Is it the embodiment of mobility?
04:12And it has horns.
04:14Koshi-tan, try it.
04:18How is it?
04:19The horns are in the way.
04:22So, what about Shikabu's T-shirt?
04:26Well, that's about it.
04:30It's done!
04:31It's the embodiment of mobility again.
04:33I'll wear it right away.
04:37Koshi-tan's T-shirt.
04:41Did you drop a golden horn?
04:44Or a silver horn?
04:45What is it all of a sudden?
04:47Did you drop a golden horn?
04:49Or a silver horn?
04:51I can't go on if I don't answer.
04:55I didn't drop either.
04:57To be honest, Koshi-tan, I'll give you a gaming horn.
05:01A gaming horn?
05:04It's an eye! It's an eye!
05:24It's not a straw.
05:25It's a horn.
05:28A horn.
05:30Anko
05:31Anko looks just like a high school student.
05:35Her middle school uniform looked good on her, but her sailor uniform looks good on her, too.
05:41It's the same size as you.
05:43It's the same size as everyone else, though.
05:46But it's a little big.
05:49Didn't you make it the perfect size?
05:51It's because it's your size.
05:55Oh, it's mine.
05:59Huh?
06:14It's delicious.
06:15It's delicious.
06:16It's delicious.
06:17It's delicious.
06:18It's delicious.
06:20Everyone watching TV, it's time to shop again this summer.
06:26This is what I'd like to introduce to you this time.
06:29It's a human horn-shaped case.
06:31It's popular right now, isn't it?
06:33I just wanted it.
06:36Usually, it costs 29,800 yen including tax.
06:39This time, it's 99% off, so it's 2,980 yen.
06:462,980 yen?
06:48Really?
06:49And if you buy three sets, you get free shipping.
06:52If you buy three sets, you get free shipping.
07:03No, it's a human horn-shaped case.
07:11Chiharu, you look happy.
07:13What's that?
07:14It's a human horn-shaped case.
07:17A human horn-shaped case?
07:19That's wonderful.
07:22There are other things, too.
07:23A stuffed animal with a horn.
07:25A nail salon.
07:26A wooden horn.
07:29A stuffed animal is so cute.
07:33I'll give you one, too.
07:36Are you sure?
07:37I'm not good at this.
07:41Chiharu...
07:43I'm always grateful to you.
07:48A human horn-shaped case
07:50A human horn-shaped case?
07:52Is it really popular?
07:55No, no.
07:56I don't think I'll use it.
07:58But it's free shipping.
08:0090% off.
08:02A stuffed animal with a horn.
08:04A nail salon.
08:062,980 yen.
08:07It's a bargain.
08:10I bought it.
08:11A human horn-shaped case
08:18It's a cat.
08:19It's cute.
08:20A deer is cuter.
08:22Don't fight with a cat.
08:26It's windy.
08:28A horse is stronger.
08:30What are you fighting with?
08:37I brought you some tea.
08:43I brought you some snacks.
08:45I brought you some snacks.
08:49I brought you some snacks.
08:54I brought you some snacks.
08:55Can I be alone for a moment?
09:05Newcomer!
09:06Say hello to Senpai!
09:07Hello!
09:11Let's be friends!
09:13Did you get influenced by a new anime?
09:15So, I brought some instruments.
09:20What kind of lineup?
09:22I can't imagine a melody being played.
09:25Then, I'll play Bubuzera.
09:28I'm in!
09:29What do you mean, you're in?
09:30It's not in the lineup.
09:32I'll play Bashame Kuchibue.
09:36I'm in!
09:37There's no reason to put Kuchibue in a band sound.
09:40It's not in the lineup.
09:42I'll be the vocalist.
09:43I'm in!
09:44Koshitan
09:45Voodoo Drum
09:47Terumin
09:48Shakuhachi
09:57Finally, summer has come to Hino City.
10:02I didn't expect summer to come to Hino City, too.
10:05Sis!
10:06No, summer will come to Hino City, too.
10:09Anko and Narration, don't you think that Hino City is a paradise for people?
10:14The original work didn't have summer for more than three years.
10:17Anyway, summer clothes are good, too.
10:20That's right.
10:21If you wear your usual uniform in short sleeves, it will be refreshing and eye-catching.
10:28That's right.
10:30Sis, you're wearing a sleeveless shirt.
10:35You're wearing a sleeveless shirt.
10:39You're wearing a sleeveless shirt.
10:42What are you looking at?
10:44Of course.
10:46I can see it through the back of your summer clothes.
10:49You're wearing a white bra.
10:51You're wearing a white bra.
10:52You're wearing a white bra.
10:53Sis, you're shy.
10:55You're cute.
10:56Don't get close to animals!
10:59Oh, it's Koi and her sister.
11:01They've been getting along well since this morning.
11:04They're like sisters.
11:06Oh, it's Koi and her sister.
11:08There are more animals.
11:10Let's do our best today, too.
11:13What happened to you this time?
11:16After school
11:20It's been a while, but it's still the same.
11:22Is there anything wrong?
11:24Not at all.
11:25The horns are moving properly.
11:27Normally, the horns don't move.
11:29No, it's really too late.
11:32Did you pick up something to eat?
11:34I don't think you got a weird disease.
11:37Don't be rude!
11:38I've only eaten deer crackers.
11:41You're eating it.
11:43It's a little rare to see deer crackers on the street, other than in Nara.
11:48I understand.
11:50I remember seeing that body.
11:53That's definitely a disease.
11:56Are you serious, Basha?
11:58Yes, Nekotan's disease is...
12:01The disease is...
12:04The disease is...
12:06Ine's predecessor, Ine's disease!
12:10Ine's disease is one of the diseases that occur in Ine.
12:15Ine, infected with Ine's disease, has a reversal.
12:19When Ine's condition worsens, Ine will eventually die.
12:23Ine's disease is the most feared disease in Inasaku.
12:31It's an animal disease!
12:33I'm sure of it.
12:35Basha is familiar with Ine's disease.
12:40I'm sure Ine's disease is a disease.
12:43But that's not all.
12:45Ine's face is irritating!
12:47I'm not a deer, I'm Ine.
12:50Deer or Ine...
12:52It's common in the names of old Japanese women.
12:55Basha, I respect Nekotan as a deer.
12:59But...
13:01As someone who is jealous of Japan's declining food supply,
13:04I can't stand the disease!
13:06Socialist anime, Deer Girl Nekotan.
13:10You're right, Basha.
13:13With this diseased body,
13:15I can't cause trouble to farmers all over the country.
13:19Deer girl?
13:20Deer don't die, they just disappear.
13:23Kostan.
13:24I'm counting on you.
13:27Hey, what do you mean?
13:29You're the one who started it!
13:32Goodbye, Kostan.
13:35Deer girl.
13:39Deer girl.
13:43Deer girl.
13:49Deer girl!
13:51Kostan is the type to be swept away by the atmosphere.
13:55That's what I like about you!
14:01Tsunoda-san, are you slacking off again?
14:03I can't, it's too hot outside.
14:06Where did the wild animals go?
14:11Hey, deer girl!
14:13That's Tsunoda-san's body!
14:15What?
14:16Oh!
14:17It's matching, Tsunoda-san!
14:20Onee-chan, could this be not a disease,
14:24but a hair transplant?
14:26Hair?
14:28Deer girl.
14:30Deer change twice a year.
14:32They change to summer and winter hair.
14:34And the most impressive change in summer hair
14:38is called the Kanoko pattern.
14:40It's also found in the world-famous Kojika.
14:44Hey!
14:45That's the part you shouldn't touch!
14:48It's okay, I don't have a copyright.
14:50Maybe.
14:52Oh, so it was a hair transplant.
14:55No, it was just a coincidence.
14:57Also, summer hair changes from April to May.
15:01It's a gag anime after all,
15:03so please don't think too much about it.
15:05Don't say it's after all.
15:07I've always believed in you, Nocotan-senpai.
15:11This guy...
15:12But, I'm sure you've had a lot of hair loss since yesterday.
15:16Look, there's this much.
15:18It's not a hair transplant, it's a hair transplant!
15:21What?
15:22No matter how you look at it, it's hair, right?
15:24Hair? I'm scared!
15:26Ah! My hair!
15:33Don't cut it!
15:34You're quite the passenger.
15:37Now that we're done changing clothes,
15:40let's start the deer summer!
15:42Yeah!
15:46Onee-chan?
15:47Well, I thought it would be a crazy summer.
15:52And so, as expected, the deer's hot summer begins.
15:58Huh? Chiharu, is that a new horn?
16:01Yeah, I bought it at Mercari for 2,000 yen.
16:06And so, the hot summer ended without a hitch.
16:11Was there any meaning to the summer before the B part?
16:16Anko-chan, cheese!
16:18Your hair's grown back again, so I'll give you a new hair transplant!
16:22Oops, my hand slipped.
16:25What a waste, Anko-chan!
16:27This feeling is really good.
16:30How long are you going to wear that?
16:33Hair transplant, huh?
16:40Neru!
16:41Huh?
16:44Because she was scared of everything,
16:46Koshitan decided not to think about it anymore.
16:50About the B part plan...
16:53Both of you, please report your progress.
16:56I don't have any progress or anything.
16:58I don't think we're going to do anything special.
17:02Huh?
17:03Tanuki, didn't you say you'd help me?
17:07I didn't say a word!
17:09What did you say?
17:10And why are you already back to winter clothes?
17:13I didn't wear summer clothes during the day,
17:16and I don't remember spending a summer vacation at all!
17:19I'm sorry!
17:21It must be because of the way my hands feel
17:24when I take off my summer clothes,
17:26and that's why the summer ended!
17:29It's a must to have a summer vacation.
17:32Can I have a moment?
17:34Oh, do you have any report?
17:37Huh?
17:39Why are you here?
17:41This is a private meeting!
17:43If you were here...
17:45We don't have time to talk about that right now.
17:48The person involved in the B part plan said that?
17:51No, I didn't say that.
17:54I made a great discovery of the century.
17:57A great discovery?
17:58Look at this.
18:02What is this?
18:03Hmph!
18:04It's Tsuchinoko!
18:05It can't be!
18:07What is this mysterious sphere?
18:12It's moving!
18:14The tentacles are stretching,
18:16and it's moving!
18:17It's creepy!
18:18It has a unique shape.
18:20The mystery of life...
18:23It's surprisingly calm.
18:25It's amazing.
18:26I found it when I dug a hole in the school.
18:28What are you doing?
18:30You're burying this in our school?
18:34Tsuchinoko is that thing, right?
18:36The form of an unidentified life form...
18:40This is also an unidentifiable form, right?
18:43That's right, but...
18:45Tsuchinoko doesn't exist in the first place.
18:51It's shining!
18:53Look at this!
18:54It's Tsuchinoko!
18:56Wait!
18:57Do we have a common perception of Tsuchinoko?
19:00It's definitely something more dangerous than Tsuchinoko!
19:03This is definitely different!
19:05What's different?
19:07Don't you respect the fact that you can tell the difference
19:10between a form and a life form just by looking at their tentacles?
19:12Have you ever seen Tsuchinoko in the first place?
19:15Can you really say that this is definitely not Tsuchinoko?
19:19Why do you want to make Tsuchinoko that much?
19:23Wait...
19:24Tsuchinoko...
19:26Chikanoko...
19:27Could this be...
19:29Tsuchinokonokonokonokotantan?
19:32What are you talking about?
19:33Tsuchinokonokonokonokotantan is about to begin.
19:36But if you look closely,
19:39you can see that their tentacles,
19:40and their slender skin,
19:43are so cute!
19:44I've never heard of an unidentified life form expressing that way.
19:49Tsuchi...
19:50Huh? Her name!
19:51Are you going to give her a name or something?
19:54But she doesn't look as energetic as before.
19:58Is it a sign of something that's shining?
20:01Maybe she's hungry.
20:04I see!
20:05Let's feed her!
20:06Feed her?
20:07First of all, Tsuchi...
20:09Do you know what she's going to eat?
20:13Of course, it's shikashinbei!
20:15What do you mean, of course?
20:17Here, it's shikashinbei.
20:19Eat it.
20:25You don't like shikashinbei?
20:27Then what about grass?
20:29Do you want to eat grass, too?
20:31No!
20:32Just one bite is fine, so why don't you try it?
20:35Here!
20:38Is that a threat?
20:39Is that a threat?
20:40No way...
20:41Are you...
20:43not Tsuchinoko?
20:45That's why I've been telling you that for a while now!
20:48While the cat's stable stance,
20:50which doesn't make her feel the presence of Koshitan,
20:52is being disturbed,
20:54as a result of giving her a variety of things,
20:58Tanmo has come to ask for a talk.
21:00I'm in charge of it.
21:02Tsuchi and Nekotan's two-shot...
21:05It's so precious...
21:07You guys...
21:08How could you be so interested in something so unknown?
21:11Once you get used to it, it's the same as dogs and cats.
21:14Senpai, why don't you touch it, too?
21:16Eh?
21:17Touch it?
21:29I'm sorry I'm late.
21:31Wait...
21:32What's with that unknown creature?
21:35That's right.
21:36Nekoyamada-san?
21:38It's Tsuchinoko!
21:40Eh?
21:41It can't be.
21:43Why is Shikanoko-san here, too?
21:46I'm going to raise this cat!
21:48Eh?
21:49I'm going to raise this cat!
21:50Eh?
21:51I'm going to raise this cat!
21:52Eh?
21:53I'm going to raise this cat!
21:54Eh?
21:55I'm going to raise this cat!
21:56Eh?
21:57I'm going to raise this cat!
21:58What are you talking about?
22:00With responsibility, Shikabu and the student council decided to buy it together.
22:27Where did you come from, Shika?
22:31Shika, Shiken, Shika, Shika,
22:35It's not that delicious, Shika-senpai.
22:40It's round and shiny.
22:45Don't scatter it around.
22:49Why do you want it so much?
22:57Shika, Shika, Shika,
23:00Are you smart, Shika?
23:04If you have it, you'll find out why.
23:08Shika, Shika, Shika, Shika,
23:12It's not there.
23:13Whether it's sunny or rainy, it's for Shika.
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