• 3 months ago
An openly glamorous, decidedly horny exploration of what it means to be a woman entering her 30s. | dG1fdXhMSEp6WDY5SUE
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00:00You know, I saw a guy play one of these ones and I thought, huh, what if girl?
00:09My god uncross your arms because it closes you off to opportunities from the universe
00:15Thank you. I don't suffer from imposter syndrome. In fact, I think I deserve more stuff
00:23Yeah, I've got a perfect face perfect body I even get paid to do my hobby
00:28I didn't do stand-up before I got the vaccine. I
00:32I was a bookkeeper in a quiet village
00:36Got a flat that's British for apartment
00:39Recently, I randomly got a boyfriend
00:42Have y'all ever filmed yourselves having sex?
00:46Bit humbling in it my boyfriend I'd watched it back. We were like they need to be recast
00:53Still there's a hole in me and for once I don't mean sexually
00:58My moods have just been very up and down ever since I discovered I will one day pass away
01:07I have this aching need to fill the boy. Y'all believe in God
01:13Step in water's warm come inside
01:28You

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