Kiss Me Kosher / Kiss Me Before It Blows Up | 2022 | ENG SUB
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:01:00She's making
00:01:19Easy go easy go easy go. I think I bet me me on the road
00:01:23I
00:01:26Think it's not me. I'm here to keep us any home. I'm sorry, but I
00:01:33Think it's not
00:01:50Don't let me have to lose him I'm not self-assessed at all. She'll eat a shabba. Oh my god
00:01:54If there's a low shot, I don't need a select a shabba
00:01:58I am it's a young time. It can I'm just a soft. I should eat. I said I'm if so hot
00:02:03I'm it's your dad's and I'm supposed to have a roll of his bonnets. She'll about me. She's a masquerade
00:02:07It's what's up. She'll say it's a lot of Hodesh
00:02:11No, I'll tell silly time about the Z. It's a little shiny to cut without BD or Mugan
00:02:16Bentayga
00:02:18Because I love her. I had a shot. I thought she left
00:02:20He lost them cover. I had a shot. I thought I should name
00:02:24Maria
00:02:27She took a look at what I
00:02:29Think I'll take this picture. But what should I?
00:02:31I mean, I think you're gonna leave so I'll have my Ria. So now I'm a big guy
00:02:35She's a shame. So I don't know. I have a big guy. She'll own him or not
00:02:37No, because it's a business man. It's a business man. Call him. I read it
00:02:41I'll let you do that. I need to share it. So they'll have all the gory Mishy. I have a dead. I could say like it was
00:02:47It's a momma. So I mean, I'm sure she
00:02:50I'll tell Marie to fuck our gazeam
00:02:53Casanova
00:02:56Because of romantic Anit
00:03:00Romantica
00:03:01the lashing see what
00:03:04bleeds a little bit by Rekha in
00:03:07time
00:03:09Soraya to be in the road. I Oh
00:03:11Ibraheem bull was mine
00:03:13Playmate shall I give you a book? I'll take it. Say she'll be about it. Is there anything?
00:03:19What does it look like?
00:03:21Money is out of it. I'm are she's like Sydney Bakir. No, I tell her fair. I'm gonna tell her he's coming back. No she puts me
00:03:27I need to finish back
00:03:30I'm a coma. They say to go tip-top by your shirt. I bet the baton. She doesn't have a
00:03:36Fair enough to ship a list in mid-March even a knock back me a marshall in the day
00:03:45Yeah, yeah, I think I see she's a ball. I say she left
00:03:48I think I read it
00:04:01The hell I will I'm a bit hip
00:04:03Hellas no speaking much much
00:04:05Don't say he'll do it
00:04:07Take it. You're about to catch up to me. She told her I'm in March on ammonia
00:04:11Today's Yom Yom. Oh by the team shall ha it's a little bitch. You don't know the beautiful Germania. She's a visa can
00:04:19Nudnik she may because I'm you tell me die
00:04:24Honey, we'll let the kentucky she left
00:04:42What
00:04:45Honey, I'm here. I'm with it. Honey. I'm about to go. No. No, no, I need my mother
00:04:49I need to come with my phone. I shall not have to shop. I'm gonna take a little fun. She's a little
00:04:53So that's it
00:05:06Yes
00:05:11Oh
00:05:21Is this for me? Mm-hmm
00:05:26Yeah, they missed you, okay
00:05:31Thanks
00:05:34I can't believe you're really doing it. Yes
00:05:39No, no, no
00:05:41She
00:05:53This is Maria my girlfriend hi, this is Neta
00:05:59Have you been to the bar
00:06:01Should come to the bar. Well, the ex-girlfriends get a discount
00:06:06You want me to go bankrupt?
00:06:08What about excess we spent three months with you in India, yes
00:06:13We better go now take everything inside
00:06:17Great seeing you. Yeah. Ah
00:06:23Yeah, bye
00:06:28Repark your car, of course
00:06:35India yes
00:06:38Best landscapes worst indigestion. Don't ask maybe I should start asking
00:06:45Do you have to be so nice to them?
00:06:48Do you have to be so sweet?
00:06:53Yes, you know why animals mark their territory
00:06:57Do you mean you wanna?
00:06:59Because I'm not sure I'm into that
00:07:02I have a better idea. Okay, a very romantic one
00:07:13Found it
00:07:22I'm mean
00:07:25I said
00:07:28It's okay Mookie. It's not like I expected this moment to be a full-blown 90s rom-com
00:07:33Oh, this is not how I meant it. I know and believe me. I say isn't really what I had in mind for this moment, but I
00:07:42Guess it will be a pretty good story to tell the kids
00:07:55I
00:08:02Nothing
00:08:24I
00:08:54I
00:09:24Mm-hmm
00:09:32Whoever coined the term lesbian badass hasn't met you Mookie. What is it? Oh my god. I loved it. I'm your first
00:09:43Can we borrow your phone for a sec, I really need to call my mom and tell her I found the woman of my dreams
00:09:55Pick-up
00:09:57And I fall for them every single time okay. Mm-hmm. No, that's what I call you
00:10:05You need to find me a nickname and before we get married, okay, I can't do that
00:10:16How about you're going to look so beautiful in a white dress
00:10:25I
00:10:28Didn't know you had this kind of heterosexual fantasy
00:10:36Who you calling heterosexual
00:10:39You're the one who went down on one knee in the middle of the street making me feel like Julia Roberts
00:10:48Let's go get breakfast. Mm-hmm. Okay, but first
00:10:54I
00:11:00Know no, no woman. Are you trying to kill me? I need water
00:11:09You gotta call me by the end of the day
00:11:14You gotta hold me till the end of
00:11:19Oh
00:11:21You gotta be my darling
00:11:31When I see my boy
00:11:40That's right for you
00:11:43If I have a cigar
00:11:46And the economic stuff is a pot. Yeah, that's what I do there
00:11:53That's a silly pet kind of suits you Liam
00:11:59Care to explain the fluff monster the rabbit is for you small token of my appreciation. I
00:12:06Have no idea what you're after but the answer is no. How can you say no without even knowing what he wants?
00:12:12Let me show you
00:12:14What you want?
00:12:16Thank God you're here Maria. She's way nicer when you're around
00:12:23Spit it out furball. I need to make a documentary film for my final school project
00:12:28They told us to find an Arab or an Orthodox or you know, one of those things that always looks good on camera
00:12:33So I figured nothing can top my favorite Israeli German die couple
00:12:38ah
00:12:41And
00:12:42That's why you first say no and then ask
00:12:45Survival 101 you'll get the hang of it. Oh, you can't say no. It's only a film a short one
00:12:56Okay, okay, but we decide exactly when and where you get to poke around with your camera fine
00:13:02You can take some nice pictures of the princess. I'll put them on Facebook. She aimed for a Jewish princess and found me
00:13:09Royal and Stasi, I'm from Stuttgart. Don't cough Southwest, Germany
00:13:16Google it East West. I don't discriminate at one point. You were all Nazis. Not everyone everyone
00:13:25Talk any kind of love even shall have to look at what I need to know. It's not about it
00:13:30Mm-hmm
00:13:36Fuck that, huh? Hey, I'm Marshall. It's about you. I'm definitely tool
00:13:51Hey, I love that. I love it. Oh, shalom. Shabbat. It's your bachelor
00:13:57I memorized the important stuff
00:14:05Your mother's going to feed me if I want or not resistance is futile
00:14:10Your father always needs to have the last word. You're the only one who can withhold in this prerogative. That's what you do best
00:14:16I am not to try it without adult supervision
00:14:20I'm allowed to say no next time Ella asked me if I want to see her rifle and I
00:14:25Shouldn't shake Liam's hand if he offers it cuz he never washes them. Ha I got it. All right, I
00:14:34Don't want you to regret proposing to me, so I'm going to say yes
00:14:45Speaking of proposing I
00:14:48I
00:14:50Was thinking maybe we shouldn't tell our families it
00:14:55How did you know? I know my parents and I've met yours. So I'd call it an educated guess
00:15:01And because we're match made in lesbian heaven
00:15:10What just imagining how lesbian have you do a cry
00:15:16But I really want to tell my grandma, okay, sure I'll get it she'll be happy for you
00:15:22Happy, let's not exaggerate. My grandma wouldn't know happiness if it smacked her in the face with a tall scroll
00:15:28How can you talk like that about a Holocaust survivor? She's not a Holocaust survivor. She's my grandma
00:15:46You
00:15:51Can you translate it
00:15:54Schnitzel schnitzel, is that supposed to be a nickname or is that the way you sneeze in German?
00:16:09My girl
00:16:15I
00:16:23Listen I've been craving it ever since my student exchange program in South Germany. Wow. Oh
00:16:30Here are the other provisions
00:16:34It's you can get that excited about pork
00:16:38I better hide it in the back of the fridge. You're here. Hey
00:16:44I can't believe the two of you crazy lovebirds. Yeah, you should come over and see the new place
00:16:49I've been there already. I have to remove some of her crap
00:16:53Bitching and whining qualifies as helping
00:16:56Why don't you go back to Europe if you don't like it?
00:17:02It's an Israeli thing we don't protest we have the TV or up can we start the kiddush already?
00:17:14I
00:17:17Mean you must wait since the last time you were here. No, I don't think so
00:17:35She's so happy to have the whole family in the kitchen, I'm also very happy to be here
00:17:43You should take some Hebrew lessons
00:18:13I
00:18:44I
00:18:50Mean
00:18:54If you stop yelling already
00:18:58Is the allergy back no the other hand you please stop it with the yelling I
00:19:03Think they've noticed the ring
00:19:06Ring
00:19:11Oh
00:19:14How many carrots
00:19:16Let me see. Let me see. No, it's not a diamond it
00:19:21It was spontaneous. I get to plan a wedding
00:19:24You're going to pay for stealing my moment pay for it you should thank me for capturing it on film
00:19:54Fish
00:20:01Okay, but you can shovel a hole
00:20:06But better honey, it's all and by a bye
00:20:11Grandma summons you and the current one
00:20:15That would be you
00:20:24Oh
00:20:30I'm pleased at the Mosey
00:20:32Zamozzi novela is a coalition. Oh, really. I'll remind you of his beautiful voice
00:20:37The next time you grumble about him at 5 o'clock in the morning. I mean, I never complained
00:20:41Oh, no, you never complained and I'm not fat. I'm just exaggeratedly beautiful quiet. Yeah, I prepared some questions
00:20:49Hmm
00:20:51When did he first learn about your sexual orientation sexual orientation Wow
00:20:56Sounds like a medical term. Okay being a lesbian sounds like a disease
00:21:01I'm out of synonyms, you know
00:21:04Homosexuality was considered to be a disease not so many years ago
00:21:09Do you consider it to be a disease? No, but Rochelot
00:21:12How come I open up my mouth and your voice comes out because it's trying to make it look as if we have a problem
00:21:16It's fake news. He's not that sophisticated. He's right. I'm not
00:21:22To get back to my question. Do you think it's a disease? I love my daughter exactly as God created her
00:21:29When did she come out at 13? Your mother thinks a deed was the one that made her a lesbian because she did
00:21:35Isn't it genetic? Well, if it is it's from your mother's side
00:21:41Do you think getting married after three months is too fast
00:21:44Well, I'm just happy it's the last time we have to host a new girlfriend for Shabbat dinner
00:21:50We get married after six months it's because I knocked you up a
00:21:56Pregnant bride has a double glow. Oh
00:22:00Anyway, Maria is going to be a great addition to our family. Yeah, your sister scored the triple whammy the Holy Trinity
00:22:08lesbian
00:22:10Gentile
00:22:12Lesbian gentile
00:22:21But how can you be so sure she's going to like me
00:22:26Sherry no boring
00:22:28shiksa
00:22:29shiksa
00:22:30You struggle with shabbat shalom, but shiksa you picked up
00:22:33Why did he even hear it? No one uses that anymore. Is it a bad word?
00:22:37Shiksa is a non-jewish woman and in some circles. Yeah, it's considered a bad thing
00:22:44Does your family belong to these circles? No, no, no god. No
00:22:49My dad only sounds like a fascist, but if you look closely and close your ears
00:22:56He actually resembles a care bear
00:23:00So, why am I not supposed to tell anyone about your grandma's arab lover
00:23:05Because these scare bears start shooting rainbows from his tummy when he hears the word arab
00:23:11And my grandma thinks no one knows
00:23:14Not even me
00:23:18Your family is complicated
00:23:21That's how my grandma calls me when she wants to be extra nasty
00:23:26Sushi
00:23:34Wanna listen to some music? Yes, shushi
00:23:52Oh look
00:23:55That's how my grandma spends her reparation money that's whiskey not coffee
00:24:04If she wanted her to go out
00:24:06She would have to give her money back when she was little
00:24:09She also has a father, you know. You don't want me to really start talking about your neighbor
00:24:19Finally they let me meet you. It's a pleasure to finally meet you
00:24:24I just want you to know that I don't care if she's a lesbian as long as she doesn't look like a truck driver
00:24:32I'm okay with it. Maria, I could use a hand in the kitchen
00:25:02Foreign
00:25:33And one freezer isn't enough it's her vault that's where she keeps her emotions
00:25:41Did you interview maria for your film already not yet, but why not
00:25:46Not nice you should
00:25:48And you should also ask her about your family. We don't know anything about them
00:25:52About my parents and we have to meet them
00:25:55and your
00:25:57Grandparents if they're alive. No, unfortunately not
00:26:03Uh, so
00:26:05What what do you know about your family's uh
00:26:09History
00:26:11It's not as interesting as your family mine have lived in germany in the same place for generations. Oh real german, huh?
00:26:23So they were all jew eaters liam
00:26:26I
00:26:32Guess he meant to ask what your grandparents did during the war
00:26:49Listen there's a box of cookies up there. Can you bring it with you?
00:26:56Foreign
00:27:10I just told her the cookies are not good anymore. It's okay. I'm, not really hungry
00:27:26Your roses are very beautiful I have to let them wilt they need too much water
00:27:37Is this an epitree seedling yes, she's babysitting it for her, you know
00:27:45Mom
00:27:46Are you seeing someone?
00:27:48me
00:27:50Not since golda meir was in charge of this sinking ship, it was a joke mom
00:27:58Good because she tends to have exotic taste in men
00:28:04Foreign
00:28:19These two are not that interesting yes, they are my teacher said it's the best product in class we have lesbians
00:28:28Shoah and now marriage liam
00:28:34Foreign
00:28:36Why the look
00:28:38You should be happy for me
00:28:54My grandma is really happy for us. Unfortunately, she was born without the facial expression to match
00:28:59Why would you want to buy the first pair of shoes you ever try on
00:29:10Actually it it was
00:29:18You don't have to answer where can I find the toilet
00:29:29Foreign
00:29:44Foreign
00:29:59Foreign
00:30:08Mookie let's go the shoe last of room, but I should say goodbye. It's okay. Let's go
00:30:25Why would she even care about how many women i've been with
00:30:29And why would you even talk to your grandma about such an intimate topic?
00:30:32She's my grandma. We talk about everything you make it sound creepy
00:30:36It's totally normal to share things with your family. Can I ask you not to share intimate details about me with them, please?
00:30:41I don't even recall telling her
00:30:44Really i'm as surprised as you are. Okay
00:30:47Okay, I got it
00:30:54Aren't you going to rinse that
00:30:57It's full of pesticides not to mention all the dirty hands that touched it before it landed in our fridge
00:31:03Pesticides it's good for the immune system
00:31:13I like my decisive woman
00:31:18Can I ask you a question
00:31:20Is that a german thing?
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Asking permission to ask questions
00:31:26It's a polite thing
00:31:28It seems like a terrible waste of time
00:31:44Did my mom ask you about your family already yes
00:31:47Yes
00:31:54Are you interrogating me look you have parsley in your teeth
00:32:08I told you already
00:32:09They were farmers. That's all we know
00:32:11Why are you asking again?
00:32:13Did your grandmother say anything?
00:32:16And your mother's parents died before I was born and my mom said they never talked about it
00:32:21Okay
00:32:23Where i'm from that's all we talk about
00:32:25And if we're not analyzing it or using it as an excuse for something we're not supposed to be doing we're eating
00:32:32And that's connected to the holocaust too. Well, they didn't talk now they did
00:32:42Would it change anything
00:32:46World
00:32:48Okay, let me get that straight. Hey
00:32:51We don't use the word straight as a synonym for right? No, i'm not joking right now. I really want to know
00:32:57If my grandfather was a farmer working his land, then i'm a good german
00:33:02But if my grandmother ate juice for breakfast, then i'm a bad german and now I have to go pack my bags and leave
00:33:07No, it wouldn't change anything for me, but it doesn't contradict the need to know
00:33:12How
00:33:14I asked farmers
00:33:29Maria
00:33:30Scheiße, huh?
00:33:32That's an original proposal. Love it. It's a bit vulgar if you ask me. Oh, no one did. Hey play nice ladies
00:33:42So
00:33:44About the wedding, what's the plan? What's the budget?
00:33:49um
00:33:51I always wanted a beach wedding small 300 guests max
00:33:57And who's going to pay for that
00:33:59the guests
00:34:01You just put down a down payment
00:34:04I mean have you talked to your parents yet?
00:34:07Are both of them willing to chip in?
00:34:09Is it even legal in israel?
00:34:11No
00:34:12But we fake it
00:34:14But why I mean
00:34:16Who needs a big wedding anywhere?
00:34:19Everyone everyone
00:34:22Yes a big wedding at the end of your 20s then popping out kids in your 30s
00:34:26Even lesbians the jewish need to couple and reproduce does not skip even us homos
00:34:32Are you aware of our somewhat?
00:34:35Progressive approach to the whole wedding topic. We haven't really talked about it yet
00:34:41So
00:34:54I give it two months
00:34:56And I don't like you pulling double shifts for her to play house with yet another tourist
00:35:00That's what you do when your business partner is your best friend
00:35:06I give it till just before the wedding
00:35:11Foreign
00:35:21Ready to go
00:35:30You yo
00:35:41Foreign
00:35:46Uh, this is maria my fiance, so i've been busy
00:35:51So you're the reason we don't see shushi at the surf club anymore and I cracked my surfboard so i'm getting it fixed
00:36:04See you around
00:36:12Surfboard
00:36:15Totally forgot to pick it up need some water
00:36:19And she is she an ex
00:36:24So sweet when he hiccup
00:36:42I should wait a few minutes to be on the safe side. I wonder what's sending it off constantly
00:36:48Could always be one of your exes hiding in the storage room
00:36:52I think I finally found a fitting nickname for you
00:37:11Foreign
00:37:16Can I spend the night at your place
00:37:19My bed is broken
00:37:22Not everything can be solved with sex, you know, you want me to prove you wrong, don't you?
00:37:30Is that anger i'm detecting on that beautiful stop it shushi
00:37:42So
00:37:57Is everything all right moki no care to elaborate
00:38:12I don't want to ruin what we have
00:38:15Why does it sound like you're about to tell me you're married to a klaus jorgen who's grilling sausages for you as we speak
00:38:21I'm, not joking about klaus. Stop it. So talk. I can't why I didn't mean to propose the day I arrived
00:38:35There I said it
00:38:42I
00:38:52Wanted to
00:38:53God, it's not so stupid
00:38:55Mark my territory. So
00:38:57I thought it's a great timing for giving you the perfume. I got you as a present and then the ring fell out and you thought
00:39:04But i'm sorry i'm so sorry
00:39:08You didn't want to propose no, I mean I did not not want to propose it hadn't even occurred to me
00:39:19I love you more than I ever thought is humanly possible
00:39:24But you don't want to marry me
00:39:38You
00:39:43So, why didn't you tell me right there and then it's a misunderstanding
00:39:48Because you were so happy yes
00:39:52And I was so happy I really was
00:40:01I am
00:40:04You
00:40:06But it is so fast and we don't really know each other and maybe we don't even fit
00:40:13I know we shouldn't fit but we do somehow
00:40:34Yeah
00:40:36Isn't this are you sure you can you shut up and see if it fits sure
00:40:42Almost as romantic as shice
00:40:57See shouldn't fit but somehow it does
00:41:04So
00:41:14I don't need 300 guests on the beach. I just need you
00:41:24Will you marry me
00:41:29I just really need to hear you say it this time
00:41:34Yes, I want to marry you
00:41:41And i'm going to need an authorized copy of this declaration
00:42:03So
00:42:33Foreign
00:43:03Foreign
00:43:34Foreign
00:44:00Yeah
00:44:03This is
00:44:22Foreign
00:44:34Foreign
00:44:50That's
00:45:04Foreign
00:45:16You gotta start
00:45:33Foreign
00:46:03Is it because of Maria?
00:46:05No.
00:46:06Then what's your problem?
00:46:07Ah, is it because of the leftist or feminist side?
00:46:11You really don't know the results of the tests?
00:46:13Wait, there's a situation where it's getting complicated.
00:46:15Enough, man, I'm serious.
00:46:17I don't invite you to go against everything.
00:46:19So listen like a grandma.
00:46:21Listen.
00:46:22Don't call me a man and don't tell me to listen like a grandma.
00:46:26Even a grandma doesn't listen like a grandma.
00:46:34You know what I love about Israel?
00:46:37It entails everything.
00:46:39Warm and cold.
00:46:40Earth and wet.
00:46:41Clean and beautiful.
00:46:43Don't you think that's amazing?
00:46:45You said you're a scientist, right?
00:46:47Yes.
00:46:48So why aren't we sitting in a cool lab?
00:46:51And what is this PhD of yours even about?
00:46:54I'm writing a PhD about climate change.
00:46:56So I need to collect data, seeds.
00:46:59You see?
00:47:00This bush, or by its scientific name,
00:47:02Sacropoterium spinosum,
00:47:04exists across the entire climatic gradient of...
00:47:11Can we go now?
00:47:12I'm sweating for my ass.
00:47:15Thanks for sharing this information with me.
00:47:17You're welcome.
00:47:24Hello.
00:47:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:26What are you doing? Stay here.
00:47:28It's not safe.
00:47:29I know him.
00:47:30So? Are you out of your mind?
00:47:32There is a fence for a reason.
00:47:33True, it's an order to protect experiment.
00:47:36Yeah, but no, you can't...
00:47:38So you wanted something to film.
00:47:39So come with me and talk to him.
00:47:40He's your age.
00:47:51Hamza.
00:47:54Okay.
00:47:58Come on.
00:48:03Don't forget to take the sheep with you.
00:48:14So if you're not going to help,
00:48:15you can at least teach me some Hebrew.
00:48:18What else do I absolutely need to know how to say?
00:48:29What does it mean?
00:48:30I'm not Jewish.
00:48:59Amen.
00:49:05I told you, I don't want you to film while we're eating.
00:49:08So throwing things at him is your solution?
00:49:10Originalism.
00:49:11Not in the occupied territories.
00:49:13Liberated, not occupied.
00:49:15Maria, how many pieces would you like?
00:49:17One, please.
00:49:29They forget how to defend their schnitzel.
00:49:31I will never understand why you willingly pay
00:49:34horrendous prices for apartments and neighborhoods
00:49:37that look like Dresden after the Allies finished with it.
00:49:40They had it coming, you don't.
00:49:42You're right, Dad.
00:49:43We really should be looking into renting a trailer
00:49:45and move to the neighboring hill.
00:49:46Or to the desert.
00:49:48I know what ruined you.
00:49:50It was your Arab-loving, tree-hugging mother.
00:49:52You're right.
00:49:53She also installed a gate chip right here underneath the skin,
00:49:56drowned the Antalena, signed the Oslo Accord,
00:49:58and started the first Intifada.
00:50:01Carrots?
00:50:27Tsk.
00:50:30Tsk.
00:50:57These aren't politics, these are facts.
00:50:59An Arab who appears in the first act, explodes in the last.
00:51:02I wish you'd put your creative copywriting skills to a better use.
00:51:06He used to be a nice American boy when we got married.
00:51:09He only changed his politics once he figured out
00:51:12that growing up in the West was bad for his health.
00:51:15And now he's in the middle of a war.
00:51:17It's not good.
00:51:18It's not good.
00:51:19It's not good.
00:51:20It's not good.
00:51:21It's not good.
00:51:22It's not good.
00:51:23It's not good.
00:51:24It's not good.
00:51:25He only changed his politics once he figured out
00:51:26that Grandma wouldn't cross the green line.
00:51:27Oh ho ho.
00:51:28That was indeed the cherry.
00:51:30On top of it being cheaper to buy a house on this beautiful hill
00:51:33that I would one day be able to pass on to my children.
00:51:35You keep the hill, I'll take cash.
00:51:38You're such a condescending ass.
00:51:40You think we're all stupid for serving our country
00:51:42and standing strong against terror.
00:51:44I never said that.
00:51:45Because of people like you,
00:51:46the whole world thinks we don't have the right to defend ourselves.
00:51:49You're doing real damage.
00:51:50People like me, who mean citizens
00:51:52who have the right to express their opinions
00:51:54Can we at least try to get through one Shabbat dinner without fighting over politics?
00:52:00I don't think so.
00:52:01It's a rhetorical question, you idiot!
00:52:06Oh, no, no, no, sweetie, we're not fighting!
00:52:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:52:10We're not fighting!
00:52:11It's a Friday foreplay!
00:52:13Ugh, foreplay. Disgusting.
00:52:15Can we finally talk about the wedding?
00:52:17Yeah! Let's talk about the wedding.
00:52:25Mom.
00:52:30We're not going to live according to social constructionism.
00:52:37Of course you're not.
00:52:39You're going to adopt a blonde baby whom you're not going to have circumcised.
00:52:43Then you're going to move to Germany like the rest of the freeloaders that use their grandparents' passport
00:52:48because you'd rather live in a place where your blonde baby won't have to serve in the army like the rest of us idiots.
00:52:53And I'm going to join the Wehrmacht.
00:52:55Excuse me, young ladies.
00:52:59I've been going to weddings for years and paying good money so that when the day comes
00:53:03and it's my children's turn to get married, it will be my turn to collect.
00:53:09So now it's my turn.
00:53:16Now give me your plate, Maria.
00:53:19I don't want your mother thinking we're not feeding you when she sees you tomorrow.
00:53:28I guess I can squeeze in a few more potatoes.
00:53:31Good girl.
00:53:49All right, I'll let you win this time.
00:53:53Berta.
00:53:54Your turn.
00:53:55We don't have to talk.
00:53:57Your name is still Ibrahim.
00:53:59We're still in the Middle East, so no.
00:54:02There's no reason to be in charge of this conversation.
00:54:04You can take this page from your grandson's book.
00:54:06It's the right shape.
00:54:08I, at the age I need it, am a Filipino doctor, not an Arab lover.
00:54:13Exactly.
00:54:14We're not kids anymore.
00:54:16We have a chance to do something.
00:54:18Don't you see?
00:54:20Berta.
00:54:22Everyone who gets in our way is dead.
00:54:24It's over.
00:54:30And I'm a doctor.
00:54:33Hmm?
00:54:40You're not done yet.
00:54:43But doesn't your mother want a proper wedding?
00:54:46My mother believes the state shouldn't interfere in private matters of the heart.
00:54:50That's why my parents never got married.
00:54:52Take it like a man.
00:54:58Oh, by the way.
00:55:00I found a rabbi who's willing to perform your wedding ceremony.
00:55:03But he did what?
00:55:06What did I say?
00:55:10You eat pork on Yom Kippur.
00:55:12Never learn anything from the Arabs.
00:55:16I wanted to say, I'm not Jewish.
00:55:19Well, you can always convert, you know.
00:55:23Can you be more condescending?
00:55:26I'm not Jewish.
00:55:27I'm not Jewish.
00:55:28I'm not Jewish.
00:55:29I'm not Jewish.
00:55:30I'm not Jewish.
00:55:31I'm not Jewish.
00:55:32I'm not Jewish.
00:55:33I'm not Jewish.
00:55:34Can you be more condescending?
00:55:37I just find it funny that dad thinks Maria would ever convert.
00:55:43Why?
00:55:46I'm not telling you to convert, but if you want to have kids...
00:55:50What does giving birth have to do with anything?
00:55:54Well, if she's not Jewish, she can't carry my grandchildren.
00:56:05You need to keep your religion out of our reproductive systems.
00:56:10Okay?
00:56:12Let's go home now.
00:56:13I can do Friday foreplay.
00:56:17Can I please have another piece of schnitzel?
00:56:34He's very useful for when my parents get on my nerves.
00:57:05Wow!
00:57:07Wow!
00:57:08Woohoo!
00:57:15Welcome to Big Shout Schnitzel.
00:57:17Wow.
00:57:18Call me impressed.
00:57:20Excuse me, Miss Impressed, but if the dancing queen over here wants to marry a Jew,
00:57:25she better accept that Mommy Dearest is going to demand a big old wedding.
00:57:30And you, Miss Self-Hating Jew,
00:57:34that Papa's going to preach his grandkids lose their foreskin.
00:57:39You can always open a Jewish princess in Germany.
00:57:42Play by the rules or be exiled.
00:57:45I was trying to be funny.
00:57:56Hey, Dr. Bluntberry.
00:57:59Oh, Katzani.
00:58:03I'm so sorry.
00:58:05No more Friday foreplay for you.
00:58:09Yes, but you can always...
00:58:11Shh.
00:58:12No, don't shush me.
00:58:16My mom's right.
00:58:17It's no place to live.
00:58:48I love you.
00:58:49Keep the change, yeah?
00:58:50Bye-bye.
00:58:55Are you Maria's parents?
00:58:59Who's asking?
00:59:00The Mossad.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:03No, no, no, no.
00:59:04It's a joke.
00:59:05I'm Liam.
00:59:06Shira's little brother and Maria's biggest fan.
00:59:09Didn't she tell you about the documentary?
00:59:12Um...
00:59:14You're from Stuttgart, right?
00:59:16Southwest Germany.
00:59:17I googled it.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:23It won't take long.
00:59:24I'm going to ask you the same questions I ask my parents.
00:59:27All right?
00:59:28Okay.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:30Ready?
00:59:32When did you first learn about Maria's sexual orientation?
00:59:35What do you mean?
00:59:36When did she tell you she's a lesbian?
00:59:38She didn't.
00:59:39Oops.
00:59:40We know.
00:59:41She didn't have to come out or anything.
00:59:43Love is love.
00:59:44We don't care as long as she's happy.
00:59:46Even if it's a Jew?
00:59:47Are you suggesting anything?
00:59:49No, no.
00:59:50I'm not suggesting.
00:59:51I'm asking.
00:59:52Look, it's in my notes.
00:59:53But why are you asking?
00:59:55I also asked my parents.
00:59:56They didn't seem to mind.
00:59:57And what did you ask them?
00:59:59About Maria.
01:00:00What about Maria?
01:00:02I don't know.
01:00:03You know she's not Jewish and German.
01:00:06What did they say?
01:00:08Hey.
01:00:09I'm supposed to be the one asking the questions around here.
01:00:11Mama?
01:00:12Hey.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Is it your fruit run?
01:00:15Yeah.
01:00:18You're here.
01:00:20So happy to have you here.
01:00:24Was he being impolite?
01:00:25Me?
01:00:26You should ask her.
01:00:29Let's go up.
01:00:30Yes.
01:00:31No, no.
01:00:32Wait, wait.
01:00:33I'm not done yet.
01:00:34Oh, yes you are.
01:00:35I'm going to grandma's tomorrow.
01:00:37You can join them, you little vulture.
01:00:39You wanted them to meet your grandma?
01:00:41Well, we would love to meet your grandmother,
01:00:44but my wife went ahead and booked us a tour for tomorrow.
01:00:48What?
01:00:49The two of you alone?
01:00:50Where to?
01:00:52To a refugee camp.
01:01:03Let's go?
01:01:04Yes.
01:01:09Didn't you want me to come?
01:01:10You just moved here.
01:01:11You really have a lot to do.
01:01:13You don't have to worry about us.
01:01:15Right?
01:01:17Thank you.
01:01:18I already have the handshakes.
01:01:20Oh.
01:01:21Ah.
01:01:22That's great.
01:01:23Great.
01:01:26So you're going to your grandma's tomorrow?
01:01:28Mhm.
01:01:30The schicksal is coming with you.
01:01:40Ah.
01:01:50Are you trying to commit suicide by onion?
01:01:53Less than one shekel a kilo.
01:01:55I bought 20 kilos.
01:01:56Ah, what a joyous event.
01:01:58Close the door.
01:02:00So it's murder-suicide you're going for?
01:02:01What are you doing here anyway?
01:02:05I left without saying goodbye last time.
01:02:08Have a seat.
01:02:19We don't have to eat them now.
01:02:20You can keep them for later.
01:02:38Open the door.
01:02:47The word is you're unbeatable in Monopoly.
01:02:51Want to see for yourself?
01:02:53I would love to.
01:03:02I'm sorry.
01:03:03It's okay.
01:03:04It's okay.
01:03:05It's okay.
01:03:09Liam showed me an interview he made with your friend,
01:03:13the Bedouin boy.
01:03:15What Bedouin boy?
01:03:16Ahmed.
01:03:17I give him water and some of your cigarettes,
01:03:21and he keeps his sheep out of my research station.
01:03:25Well, he tries to.
01:03:27It seems you are good with impossible things.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:33I'm afraid I killed it.
01:03:41You over-watered it.
01:03:44But I think I can save it.
01:03:46First let's put it outside, but no direct sun.
01:03:50I'll find a place for it.
01:04:02But you still can't marry her.
01:04:05But that's what I'm going to do.
01:04:08I even brought her the ring.
01:04:10You did what?
01:04:12You gave her my ring?
01:04:13I wanted to give her the most precious thing.
01:04:16But I gave it to you.
01:04:17It's the only thing I have left of my mother.
01:04:20It's because I'm German, right?
01:04:22She didn't say that.
01:04:23Stop pulling.
01:04:24I'm sorry.
01:04:25I shouldn't have accepted the ring.
01:04:26I knew it's history.
01:04:27Don't apologize.
01:04:28You have to apologize.
01:04:29Yes, you're absolutely right.
01:04:30There is no apologizing for that, and no forgiveness.
01:04:33Will you please stop pushing your Hitler where it doesn't belong?
01:04:37Grandma!
01:04:39I need to replace Manolim?
01:04:41And she loses her monopoly?
01:04:42She lost her mind.
01:04:44She gave her my mother's ring.
01:04:47Despite all my efforts,
01:04:49she grew up to be a human being with no imagination.
01:04:52Me?
01:04:53You're looking for my most beautiful place in the kingdom of the king.
01:04:57I'm sorry that I left the point of the snake
01:04:59that my German doesn't bother a woman who loves an Arab.
01:05:02What?
01:05:04Me?
01:05:05Never.
01:05:07Unlike you.
01:05:08I can't be with someone and ignore all the rest.
01:05:14What do you mean all the rest?
01:05:15The reality, Ibrahim.
01:05:17The reality.
01:05:22Tell her to give me back my ring before she dies.
01:05:27I...
01:05:57I'm sorry.
01:06:27What we had was gone
01:06:31and nowhere, nowhere to be found again.
01:06:43Can we go back to where we started?
01:06:49Can we go back and stay?
01:06:54Can we go back to where we drew the line?
01:07:01Can we go back?
01:07:32I heard you should...
01:07:42Kennedy.
01:07:46Stop looking at me like that.
01:07:50Loki, thank God.
01:08:02Get it off me.
01:08:07Only if you promise you're not going to leave me.
01:08:09I need to get it off me now.
01:08:13I shouldn't have let you come with me.
01:08:15I'm sorry, I really am.
01:08:16You have to believe me.
01:08:19Look at me.
01:08:24Look at me.
01:08:31Look at me.
01:08:43The ring doesn't fit.
01:08:44Fuck the ring, fuck any ring.
01:08:46I'm going to buy you a new ring.
01:08:48No history attached.
01:08:52I love you.
01:08:55More than anything.
01:09:02How about I promise to kick my grandma
01:09:04and the rest of the crazy way
01:09:07and you promise to stay here with me?
01:09:13Deal?
01:09:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:09:28Okay.
01:09:29You have it?
01:09:31Top of the Monarch.
01:09:34Shit.
01:09:47What are you doing here?
01:09:49I came to make sure the bills are paid.
01:09:53The place is in my possession,
01:09:55but don't let me disturb you.
01:09:57Go.
01:10:00Wait.
01:10:05Take it.
01:10:06I don't want it anymore.
01:10:15So I guess
01:10:18you also want to give me back the money
01:10:20I invested in your business.
01:10:27Wow.
01:10:29Okay.
01:10:31I need at least 60 days to get the money.
01:10:58I love you.
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01:12:00Maria told us you spent some time
01:12:02in a student exchange program in Germany.
01:12:04Yes!
01:12:06And I also remember all the important things.
01:12:09Fischer, Fritz—Frizze, fisches, fishe, fische,
01:12:12Fischer-Fritz, fischt fische, fische—
01:12:14Mom, people are praying here.
01:12:18And this is Ella, our beautiful soldier.
01:12:22And you already met Liam, right?
01:12:25Yes, yeah
01:12:27I'm also your tour guide for today. Would you like to start at the Via Dolorosa or the Holy Sepulchre?
01:12:33Are you on duty now? No
01:12:35But I get a discount when I'm in uniform and I can get us into cool places. I don't feel comfortable. I
01:12:42believe in peace
01:12:46So do we that's why we fight for it I
01:12:50I
01:12:52Know what we need food food food
01:12:59Yes, I have a better idea
01:13:01The large ghetto was established for Polish Jews following the 1939 invasion of Poland
01:13:08It was the second largest ghetto in all of Nazi occupied Europe after the world
01:13:19Who made all these photographs?
01:13:22Well, they came from various sources
01:13:25a lot of them Germans
01:13:29This is where my mother's family came from
01:13:37And your family from a small village in southwest Germany
01:13:49Maria didn't tell us much about them. Yes, they died before she was born
01:14:03Hmm I
01:14:06Also didn't get to know my grandparents because my mother didn't really know them as well
01:14:12She was four years old when her parents put her and her older sister in hiding
01:14:20That was the last time she saw them
01:14:27What's
01:14:31What happened
01:14:33Years after the war they finally found someone that was in the same transport with their parents and could tell them what had happened to
01:14:40them
01:14:42The whole family was gone
01:14:45No one survived except my mother and her older sister
01:14:52My mother's earliest childhood memories are of a cold dark ethic
01:15:01And hunger
01:15:05She always told me how hungry she was
01:15:14Oh my god, please don't cry
01:15:24They rounded them all up and made them stand in the snow for hours
01:15:32Waiting for the weakest
01:15:35a
01:15:40Holocaust museum seriously, how does he come up with this shit?
01:15:46I envy these people you shouldn't
01:15:51These people are paying a fortune for stories I've been hearing my whole life for free
01:15:55No, it just occurred to me that I never was able to simply be sad as a person
01:15:59Hmm. How come I always experienced it as a German
01:16:05I feel guilty about it as a German. I feel ashamed of it as a German
01:16:11What now it feels when you're not a German
01:16:13stick with me
01:16:14If history repeats itself, you and I are going to be the first in line for the crematorium
01:16:19Then you know how it feels as a victim
01:16:21Okay, wait, it was a joke
01:16:44Maria her fiance fiance Wow
01:16:51You're fast, excuse me four months ago. We're supposed to move in together and now she has a fiance
01:17:12So much for keeping the crazy away
01:17:15It didn't even last a single day. Okay, I can explain. Okay me
01:17:20Wherever I turn there are skeletons
01:17:22It's like I'm living in a minefield. Just waiting to explode right in my face
01:17:26And if that is not enough then there is your exes. Is there a woman in Israel? You haven't fucked
01:17:33sushi
01:17:36Stop
01:17:38Oh
01:17:46Let me go in to break his camera
01:17:57Rocky
01:18:08Yeah.
01:18:09Yeah.
01:18:13Hello.
01:18:14Ibrahim?
01:18:17Ibrahim?
01:18:21I can't believe this!
01:18:25Do you know him?
01:18:27My grandmother sent me to visit him
01:18:30when I was in the exchange program with the students in Germany.
01:18:34How do you know him?
01:18:36We loved each other so much when you came to visit.
01:18:39What about your beautiful wife?
01:18:41She passed away.
01:18:43Wow, wow, I'm so sorry.
01:18:47Wait, so now you're here forever?
01:18:50Children have their own lives.
01:18:52Mine was a bit of a...
01:18:56sunshine.
01:18:59Let me introduce you, my husband,
01:19:02my youngest Leah, my other daughter Ella,
01:19:04Shira's fiancé, Maria,
01:19:07her parents, soon to be my in-laws,
01:19:09and they, you know, they came from Stuttgart.
01:19:11Mom, are you planning on giving him the full genealogy?
01:19:15Hi, nice to meet you.
01:19:17Nice to meet you.
01:19:18I did my fellowship in Tübingen.
01:19:20My children still live there.
01:19:22Oh.
01:19:23Shafi, Shafi.
01:19:25Is there a cousin in Jerusalem that your mother doesn't know?
01:19:31Mom?
01:19:33These are Maria's parents.
01:19:39Mom, Mom, please.
01:19:41Please.
01:19:50Oh.
01:19:54You don't yell at me.
01:19:57Why?
01:19:58You don't yell at me.
01:20:00From all the guys you dated,
01:20:02suddenly, magically, you are cured from your commitment phobia
01:20:06with a German...
01:20:12I'm not taking this shit anymore.
01:20:16Hallelujah.
01:20:18Finally she got the hint.
01:20:21Mookie?
01:20:28It's better for you without her.
01:20:33I have a feeling that it's better for me without you.
01:20:41Here are the numbers of the divorce papers.
01:20:57Thank you.
01:21:16No.
01:21:17No, no, no.
01:21:18I also have the right to be a human being.
01:21:20And not just a German.
01:21:22Not for a woman whose whole family was murdered.
01:21:26We should apologize to Shira's family.
01:21:28Are you crazy?
01:21:30Do you even know what they call me?
01:21:32I'm a fate.
01:21:33And you are Goyim, Merza for non-Jews of all kinds.
01:21:36And these are just the synonyms that this language has produced for non-Jews.
01:21:40When it comes to Germans, then it gets really creative.
01:21:43The connection of two cultures is not easy.
01:21:45And I'm very proud of you, as you master it.
01:21:48Look how many new words you have already learned.
01:21:50Can I please have my parents back?
01:21:54Since when do you cry all the time?
01:21:57And since when does everything you give sound like a damn Beatles song?
01:22:00I told you she should never have come here.
01:22:03Yes, she is here for love.
01:22:06Love?
01:22:08Where?
01:22:10Everyone hates each other here.
01:22:12Everything is controversial.
01:22:14Everything.
01:22:16Except the fact that every German hides a Nazi past.
01:22:20You can explain that there is no Nazi buried in our family.
01:22:25Yes.
01:22:26No.
01:22:28Yes.
01:22:30My grandfather, my father and my mother too.
01:22:32They all believed in all of this.
01:22:35I didn't know anything.
01:22:37They concealed it all.
01:22:39I never met my grandfather.
01:22:41My father died shortly after my birth.
01:22:43And my mother formed saints out of her father and mine.
01:22:47And me too.
01:22:49Until...
01:22:54Yes.
01:22:56But my mother refused to talk to me about it,
01:22:59so I burned our family album.
01:23:01It was all a lie anyway.
01:23:08You never asked me.
01:23:13And I didn't want to tell you.
01:23:19Sigh.
01:23:35It started at night.
01:23:37We slept exactly half an hour before the woman started talking.
01:23:40Until seven in the morning.
01:23:45What are you doing here?
01:23:48Can I come in?
01:23:49No!
01:23:53Just like last time.
01:23:55Me and you sitting on your bed,
01:23:57learning from your brothers and talking about girls.
01:24:00Liz!
01:24:02Only last time it was a little simpler.
01:24:06Last time I wasn't aware of the complexity of things.
01:24:09Please, I'm dying of hunger.
01:24:11I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:24:13Oh.
01:24:19Yeah?
01:24:24I'm on my way, yeah.
01:24:26No need to yell.
01:24:28Okay, bye.
01:24:32Adi.
01:24:38If you're okay with hanging a portrait of your mother
01:24:41in front of the whole family,
01:24:43then I'm okay with it.
01:24:46If you're okay with hanging a portrait
01:24:48of my Jewish princess on the wall.
01:25:16Hannah?
01:25:18Mother.
01:25:28We have left our common ground
01:25:35Can barely hear the sounds of what we left behind
01:25:42Sneaky little fuck.
01:25:49Coming closer to the edge
01:25:55We'll take the leap no matter
01:26:00If there's water, if there's not
01:26:05Your hand in mine free falling
01:26:10Your hand in mine free falling
01:26:21Don't look back at what's behind
01:26:29Once upon a time
01:26:33Follow earth, then the rain comes down
01:26:41Seasons change
01:26:46Seasons change
01:26:52Seasons change
01:26:57Seasons change
01:27:02Seasons change
01:27:09What?
01:27:11So Yala sent another one.
01:27:13I can't miss my flight.
01:27:15How long is it?
01:27:17Okay, bye. Bye.
01:27:19Hey, Shira's girlfriend.
01:27:24Of course, poetic justice.
01:27:26Hi. Have a good shift.
01:27:29Going on vacation?
01:27:33One second.
01:27:37Sorry, I really can't stay in chat.
01:27:40I got to get to the airport.
01:27:42Oh, good luck with that.
01:27:44There was a huge accident around the corner.
01:27:46Two trucks. Don't ask.
01:27:48Everything is blocked.
01:27:50Didn't you notice the road is almost empty?
01:28:03I really need to get to the airport.
01:28:05Can you help me?
01:28:08Of course.
01:28:13My car is parked right across the accident,
01:28:15so trust me, you'll catch your flight.
01:28:18Thank you. I can't tell you how much I appreciate your help.
01:28:21But I insist on compensating you for your time.
01:28:24No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
01:28:25My shift is over, and besides,
01:28:27it's always my pleasure to help a beautiful lady.
01:28:33No, my dad is right.
01:28:35We really insist on paying you for this.
01:28:37All right.
01:28:42You know, it feels like shit now, but it gets better.
01:28:46I doubt that.
01:28:47Believe me, being there, I regretted that.
01:28:51No, I don't regret any of it.
01:28:54Don't be so sad.
01:28:56It probably means she wasn't the one.
01:28:58She's definitely the one.
01:29:02Okay.
01:29:13Shit.
01:29:18I can't go.
01:29:23Thank you.
01:29:26What?
01:29:27I told you too.
01:29:30So you're staying? What happens?
01:29:32It's gone.
01:29:56I love you.
01:30:03Did you bring the keys to the car?
01:30:05Of course.
01:30:25Bye.
01:30:41Take it.
01:30:43Give it to your German girl
01:30:45before all this good stuff runs away.
01:30:55I love you.
01:31:25I love you too.
01:31:40You can't find this biblical beauty anywhere else in the world.
01:31:44It's just magical.
01:31:46Come on, calm down.
01:31:51I just can't cross the green line.
01:31:54Look at me.
01:31:56Hans, stop it. Stop it.
01:31:58I just can't do it.
01:32:00I'm sorry, but I just can't do it.
01:32:02Did you see that?
01:32:03They have separate border crossings for Israelis and Palestinians.
01:32:06Stop it! My leg is broken, so you'll bring me to Shira.
01:32:11Then you can make your own decisions for your own life.
01:32:14And I mean mine, even if they don't suit you.
01:32:19Exactly.
01:32:21For love.
01:32:28Katz, but...
01:32:52I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have run away.
01:32:55No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:32:58God, I love you, Mookie, so much.
01:33:02You and me. That's the only thing that matters.
01:33:05You don't understand it. My mother's parents were Nazis.
01:33:10You Germans sure know how to kill a romantic moment.
01:33:21I'm sorry.
01:33:28We did the right thing with her.
01:33:44We can get married.
01:33:51Yes.
01:34:17Two couples that shouldn't fit, but somehow do.
01:34:21To life.
01:34:30Gramps, love is a mess.
01:34:34A beautiful mess.
01:34:36And it's a mess worth celebrating.
01:34:40I'm really happy for the two of you.
01:34:42To life.
01:34:45And this here settles the issue of who gets the house?
01:34:51No.
01:34:57Mom, I'm really happy for you.
01:35:02And it's a beautiful, beautiful wedding.
01:35:06Cheers.
01:35:10Dear Bertha, dear Ibrahim, congratulations.
01:35:13People like you are the proof that the two-state solution is the...
01:35:18To love.
01:35:20To love.
01:35:39Dad, now would be a good time to climb down the tree.
01:35:45I know you're busy rubbing my face in this blissful reunion.
01:35:49But am I the only one concerned they didn't hire a security company?
01:35:54Jesus.
01:36:13Weddings are so much fun when they're not yours.
01:36:24My grandma insisted.
01:36:45Schatzi.
01:36:47Schatzi.
01:36:49It rhymes with nuts.
01:36:51It rhymes with Nazi.
01:36:55It has potential, right?
01:37:22Bomb!
01:37:28How was I supposed to know it wasn't a bomb?
01:37:51It's gonna get warm.
01:37:58Peace, peace.
01:38:00I believe in peace, you know.
01:38:02That sounds like a little peace.
01:38:21I think I'm looking.
01:38:51Hail Mary, Hail Mary Hail Mary, Hail Mary
01:39:01Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
01:39:31you, thank you, thank you.
01:40:01Ha to da, ha to da
01:40:18Ha to no
01:40:31Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
01:41:01na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na