Spider-Man Kiss Ruined My Life

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Life’s full of surprises, isn’t it?

While Liz was rushing to meet her boyfriend, a masked man swooped down on a rope and kissed her. It caught her by such surprise that she couldn’t move or realize that the guy had also stolen her purse. He then smiled and climbed back up. When William finally showed up, he saw his lady with the smeared lipstick and a shocked expression. Of course, he immediately thought that she had just “met up” with another guy. He called her a cheater, threw the bouquet to the ground, and left.

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00:00
00:05Hey.
00:06
00:08Hey, you!
00:09What are you doing?
00:10
00:18Ciao.
00:19
00:22Lise!
00:23
00:25Hi.
00:26
00:29Uh-uh.
00:30I can explain everything.
00:33You damn cheater!
00:34
00:36William, wait!
00:38
00:47A woman can endure a lot,
00:49but not a ruined date and a torn purse.
00:52Here up the wrong girl.
00:54
01:02I'm calling the cops.
01:04Thief.
01:05
01:10Ah!
01:11
01:14Not anymore.
01:15
01:17Then you won't live here.
01:18
01:22What are you doing?
01:23
01:28Hey!
01:29
01:36What have you done?
01:38You ruined my relationships.
01:40And you trapped us here together.
01:42What?
01:43
01:55We were supposed to get married.
01:58Have two kids.
02:00And a golden retriever.
02:02And have a fairytale life.
02:06Sounds like a lame plan.
02:08It's a perfect plan.
02:11He's handsome.
02:12And wealthy.
02:13With a wonderful apartment.
02:17With a beautiful terrace.
02:19
02:25Wait.
02:26Is it that preppy guy from apartment 57?
02:31
02:33Yes.
02:34
02:38All right, listen.
02:39Come here.
02:40I'll show you something.
02:41
02:43Hey, come on.
02:45
02:50Hey, what are you doing?
02:52Destroying your fairytale.
02:54What?
02:55Hold on.
02:57No, no, no, no.
02:59What the hell?
03:00As I said.
03:01I just want to show you something.
03:03What?
03:05Come here.
03:06
03:11Just look at this.
03:13
03:16Oh, sweetheart.
03:18You're gorgeous.
03:19I finally done that for you.
03:21Now I'm all yours.
03:23
03:25What's this?
03:26
03:28First of all, I want a fantastic romantic date.
03:33Fantastic.
03:35Hey.
03:36
03:41Okay, you win.
03:43Come on.
03:44Yes.
03:45
03:46Oh, what is he?
03:47Face me.
03:48Shh.
03:50Hey.
03:51Where are you going?
03:53Hey.
03:54Huh?
03:55
04:10Hey.
04:11Where are you going?
04:13Hey.
04:14Huh?
04:15
04:23Ooh.
04:24Nice.
04:25Hey, what are you doing?
04:27We can't be here.
04:29Why not?
04:31You want a Levi in fairy tales.
04:33Here it is.
04:36But he dumped me.
04:38All the more reason.
04:40You can get back at him
04:42and do whatever you want
04:44in his apartment.
04:46
04:50Hmm?
04:51
04:58Oh, yeah, girl.
05:00You got it.
05:02
05:05Hmm?
05:06Shh.
05:08
05:11He destroyed my fairy tale.
05:13
05:18But in doing so,
05:20he awakened a fire in me
05:22
05:24that I never imagined.
05:26
05:32He was wrong,
05:34but somehow I felt
05:36he wasn't like that at all.
05:40
05:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
05:46Whoo.
05:47Maybe I should become a millionaire
05:49instead of a thief.
05:51Shut up.
05:54You're nothing, Megahuman.
05:57Yeah.
05:59That's true.
06:00
06:05I would never live with a woman like you.
06:08What?
06:10
06:12Even bad boys can fall in love.
06:15
06:20Hmm.
06:22
06:29
06:34Have you ever thought about not stealing?
06:38About becoming good?
06:41
06:43Have I thought about it?
06:45
06:48I dream of it.
06:51I dream of being free from all of this.
06:54
06:57But I have to confess something.
06:59
07:06
07:13
07:18It's not real.
07:20Hey.
07:22Rise and shine, sweetheart.
07:24
07:27Just look at yourself.
07:29You're so pathetic.
07:31You know, I'm glad I broke up with you.
07:33What is this?
07:34It's your revenge?
07:36W-W-William.
07:37I'm tired of your complaints.
07:40Explain this to the cops I called, okay?
07:43Ah!
07:44Ah!
07:46Get up.
07:49Miss, stay where you are.
07:51Arrest him, officer!
07:53Sir, you need to untie these men
07:55and raise your hands right now.
07:57Are you sure, officer?
07:59This culprit in front of you
08:00robbed dozens of women in this neighborhood.
08:03What? No!
08:05Do you have any proof?
08:07
08:10Sure.
08:12
08:21I have no idea how this got here, officer.
08:23I swear!
08:25We need to sort this out.
08:27You have to go with me.
08:28No, no!
08:29Leave me!
08:30Leave me alone!
08:32Now you are the one who is pathetic.
08:35I'll destroy you, Stefan!
08:37I will destroy you!
08:40Stefan?
08:43How does he know your name?
08:47Because he's the one who first met you still.
08:50What?
08:52But you changed everything.
08:55Now I'm free.
08:58Let's get out of here.
09:00Listen.
09:04Maybe
09:06if the jerk go into prison and...
09:11and the cops are gone, maybe...
09:13Maybe what?
09:16Maybe let's stay
09:18be longer in this millionaire's world.
09:24I'm such a bad influence on you.
09:27I know.
09:29But it's more fun this way.
09:34Right.
09:37Sometimes true love doesn't look like romantic fairytale.
09:43The main thing is to have someone by your side
09:47with whom you'll have a happy ending.