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00:00This is Mr. Marquez. He is here to teach you all about non-binary.
00:04A non-binary person is somebody who does not identify as male or female.
00:08Like a hermaphrodite.
00:09No. Yes. Not at all. And that word is not in use anymore, is it?
00:13I don't know, I...
00:18Here you go. An F?
00:19With grades like this, I'm gonna have to hit the corner, sir.
00:22No vaping, I can smell it.
00:25You're being investigated.
00:26Why doesn't Marky ever get investigated for all that stuff he says?
00:29There he is. Eric Not-So-Speedy Gonzalez. 1751. Wow.
00:36The kids this year, they're not into being woke anymore.
00:38It's circled back around.
00:39It's circled all the way around.
00:40They're saying the R word again.
00:41Are we getting behind on the state curriculum here?
00:43A lot of questions for a doctor.
00:45Do you even have a master's? What did you major in? Ranch?
00:49This job is important to me. I like watching young kids bloom and grow.
00:53Don't say that. It sounds creepy.
00:55Becca, go sit next to Tiffany.
00:58She told me it was offensive to learn Mandarin.
01:00Because you're not Japanese.
01:03I was diagnosed with asymptomatic Tourette's.
01:06What?
01:07It's like Tourette's Syndrome, but without any symptoms.
01:16Fruit Loop!
01:17You can't call me Fruit Loop, Marky.
01:19That's just the name of a cereal, buddy.
01:20Then why don't you say Cheerios?
01:21Because there ain't nothing gay about Cheerios.
01:24Every night
01:25The smash of Mercedes-Benz
01:27First we run
01:29Are you flat there?
01:30When?
01:31Okay, but it's on Broadway.
01:32You only get what you give