Deadpool All Fights Scenes Ultimate SpiderMan Marvels Midnight Suns
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00:00Excuse me, I'm Eric Lensherr.
00:03Sounds like Xavier.
00:04Go fuck yourself.
00:05Fuck off.
00:07Listen to me, little shit.
00:10Ultimate Deadpool! Yeah!
00:13You got pulled!
00:18A kung fu fiesta! Arriba, son!
00:22Dang, Skippy! Where are my manners?
00:25Introductions!
00:28Call me Deadpool. It rhymes with no school.
00:31Too cool, ain't no fool, and...
00:33I'm the best that there is at what I do.
00:35Moving on!
00:36I'm on a mission to find the secret HQ of Taskmaster.
00:39A stash, Dr. Doom!
00:41You? Stash, Dr. Doom?
00:44Check it!
00:46I will crush you! Crush you all!
00:50The big boss for these cheese clowns.
00:52And nothing but nothing better get...
00:54Don't have swords in my...
00:56Yuck, gonna go hurl now.
00:58That's gonna leave a mark.
01:00Oh wait, no it isn't! I have a healing factor!
01:11Double wedgie it!
01:19Told you I had a plan!
01:26Easy come, easy go!
01:37Shiny! What is that?
01:39You see my spidey sense?
01:41It's this thing in my brain that warns me of danger.
01:43I'll give you a thousand bucks for your brain!
01:45Agent McGuffin, snag the list,
01:47then unalive Taskmaster and his acolytes, capiche?
01:50Wait, unalive them?
01:52Yeah, yeah, here's the thing.
01:54Did I really say the K word out loud?
01:56It's a weird mental tick.
02:08I said no!
02:11Boy, you got a short fuse.
02:13Me too!
02:18Run!
02:20Break dancing!
02:25What's your hang-up, webs?
02:30Ow. Eh, whatevs.
02:32You know, I got a healing factor that makes Wolverine go like...
02:34I wish I had Deadpool's healing factor, bub.
02:37It's all in my origin story.
02:39He's here!
02:41What?
02:43Boogity boo!
02:49Did you miss me?
02:51I'll destroy you!
02:55Oh, we're gonna fight, then.
02:57Yeah, pretty much.
02:59Okay.
03:01Boom.
03:03Seriously?
03:05I hate you, Deadpool.
03:07I know you mean love!
03:11Whoa, don't break that! That's a collector's item!
03:19Taskmaster can copy your moves just by watching you fight.
03:22Maybe your moves, Binky.
03:24Check it.
03:26How do you like this?
03:32That's about it. Too stunned.
03:36I'm gonna catch you.
03:39Oh, what'd I tell ya?
03:43I'm shaking my milkshake.
03:45Shake it back and forth.
03:47You love it.
03:51Open up wide, Tasky.
03:53No!
03:55So hand it over, and I'll only partially un-alive you.
03:58Yikes.
04:05I can't believe I actually look up to you.
04:07You're just as bad as Taskmaster.
04:09Sometimes.
04:11Sometimes I'm bad for money.
04:13Sometimes I'm good for money.
04:15Having fun with said money?
04:17I make my own rules.
04:19What was that?
04:21You can't just do whatever you want without the consequences.
04:23That's how people get hurt.
04:25Come on! You sound just like Fury.
04:27Except not as cool.
04:29It'll help if I pop out your eye.
04:33What?
04:35Fantasy fight!
04:37Spider-Man!
04:39Go soak your head!
04:41And this is just the tip of the spear.
04:45This fight is getting fishy.
04:49Smooth moves, but I gotta give you the hook.
04:53You can't just string this along.
04:57Fancy meeting you here, me wee squiggly spider.
05:03Fight me any way you want.
05:05You're not getting that list.
05:09Forget shield!
05:11Forget rules!
05:13Just use these shiny sticks or swords and hop right on.
05:15Fury's hero school was the boost he needed.
05:19After a while, the kids bought what Fury was selling.
05:23Until he realized it was more fun to laugh at the pain.
05:25To hurt those that hurt you.
05:27You have to face Fury.
05:29You have to face Fury.
05:31You're hilarious.
05:33See you later, sucker!
05:35Bye, Spider-Man!
05:37That's what I'm talking about!
05:39Where is the fight going on?
05:41What's that?
05:43You guys are out of frozen chimichangas?
05:45Worst house ever!
05:47Who are you?
05:49Seriously?
05:51Are you saying
05:53you don't know this face?
05:55This suit?
05:57What are they teaching you kids in school these days?
05:59Alright, I'll tell you.
06:01You, my friends,
06:03are feasting your eyes upon the master of mercenaries.
06:05Deadpool!
06:07Deadpool?
06:09Yeah, you heard me right.
06:11Deadpool.
06:13You say my copy, you're gonna be dead, fool!
06:15Wait, no!
06:17Deadpool!
06:19It doesn't matter to him whether his client is a hero or a villain.
06:21And he'll take any job.
06:23As long as the pay's good,
06:25he'll always see it through.
06:27You forgot to mention,
06:29he's super popular all over the world.
06:31Especially with the ladies.
06:33Bad guy today.
06:35Then we don't want you here!
06:37Apprehending.
06:39Whoopsie!
06:43Here we go!
06:45Bam bam!
06:47Just like I said,
06:49bad guy.
06:51You really want to take me on?
06:53We sure do!
06:55Aerial act!
06:57Type one!
06:59Impact!
07:01No!
07:03No!
07:07Oh, and I haven't even done laundry yet.
07:09Now, Chloe!
07:13He's fast!
07:19This smells awful!
07:23Gross!
07:25Ugh!
07:29Hmm.
07:31Interesting technique.
07:35Why is everyone insulting Japanese anime?
07:37That is the second time today.
07:39So what?
07:41What are you gonna do about it?
07:43Good question! Hold on a sec.
07:47Let me set this whole thing up.
07:49What are you doing?
07:51I just wanted to give the animators a break,
07:53so let's do some action packed sequences!
07:55Let's get started!
07:57I'm gonna provide the audio, so here we go.
08:01Bam bam! Fire in the hole, baby!
08:03We actually thought we could take this guy down?
08:05Clearly, he was going extremely easy on us.
08:07Stay out of this, kid!
08:17Who gave you permission to blab my life story?
08:19But I am surprised.
08:21Wittle Skullface here has been reading his comic books!
08:23Enough of that.
08:35Look, Mom, I'm Spider-Man!
08:37Oh, and look at this nice view.
08:39Break-in attempt failed.
08:41No, no, not in the face!
08:43Have a nice day.
08:45Ah!
08:47Ah!
08:49I expect some help with these Avengers.
08:51I only fulfill what's in my contract.
08:53Fine, add it into our deal.
08:55I can pay you twice your price.
08:57Wow, those came out of nowhere.
08:59You are a sellout and a disgusting rat.
09:01Haven't you heard?
09:03Don't hate the player, hate the game.
09:05Something tells me we're about to deliver
09:07a primetime action scene for all the viewers.
09:09Watch this. It's gonna be wicked cool.
09:11Who are you talking to?
09:13Bling bling bling!
09:15Whoa, can you believe it?
09:17I'm fighting the Avengers.
09:19Not for long!
09:21How'd you like that move?
09:23Oh!
09:43Deadpool, you're making the wrong choice.
09:45Ring, ring. Hello?
09:47I don't think that's your call to make.
09:49What?
09:51You're gonna finish the episode and leave me hanging here
09:53with my barbecue tongs? That is not fair!
09:55What happens to me? Hey, I wanna know!
10:05Yeah, that one.
10:07Hands up, pants down,
10:09ladies and gents.
10:11This is a robbery.
10:13I'm sorry, have we met?
10:15Aren't you Sloth?
10:17No, no, Sylvia.
10:19Cindy?
10:21I mean, Skell. Whatever.
10:23No!
10:25Now hand over the statue.
10:27Fool! Do you know what...
10:29Monologue free zone here.
10:31It's in my contract. Sorry.
10:33Now, respect the click and hand over the...
10:37Whoa. Big click energy.
10:39I like it.
10:41Wanna help me kill some Nazis?
10:43Hydra aren't Nazis.
10:45Nah, potato frittata.
10:49Ah!
10:57See? I had your back.
10:59Right.
11:19Ah!
11:25Ouch!
11:27Easy enough.
11:29All good. The healing factor
11:31will fix me up.
11:33You do know I have a healing factor, right?
11:49Ah!
11:51Proceed with caution.
11:53No time to dilly-dally.
11:55Of course.
11:57Well, guess what, everybody?
11:59Ah!
12:03I'm okay!
12:13The Magna Core
12:15ego is eternal.
12:17Its darkness shall spread
12:19across the land until the
12:21world is cloaked in endless night.
12:23Blah, blah, blah.
12:25I'm evil. Something, something.
12:27Great domination. Blah, blah.
12:29Going to destroy you.
12:31Prepare yourself!
12:33Something, something, something.
12:35Ah, screw it.
12:37You shall bear witness to the ascension of...
12:39Click!
12:41What?
12:47What?