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00:00:00Good morning, Mumsie.
00:00:29Oh, good morning, Nanny. Six o'clock already.
00:00:34What a lovely morning it is.
00:00:36Oh, why haven't you brought the dear children to give me my good morning kiss?
00:00:43Master, some of you Miss Gurley were up very early, Mumsie.
00:00:46They're off playing. They do love their game, so found some new friends, most likely.
00:00:59Bless them. Heaven bless them.
00:01:23Did Miss Gurley brush her hair this morning?
00:01:25Of course, Mumsie. A hundred strokes for Nanny.
00:01:28She does have beautiful hair.
00:01:30Of course, Mumsie. Nanny sees to that.
00:01:33You're really too good to them, Nanny.
00:02:03Good morning, Mumsie.
00:02:32Good morning, Nanny.
00:02:46And Master Sonny's toenails, did you cut them?
00:03:08Of course, Mumsie.
00:03:10Oh, but he did struggle.
00:03:13That's because the little chap's growing up.
00:03:16Mind you, Mumsie, for such a little chap, he does get on his high horse sometimes.
00:03:21Oh, like his sister, the little loves.
00:03:24The dear little loves.
00:03:26Did you give them a nice breakfast, Nanny?
00:03:39Nearly the elephant packed her trunk.
00:03:45Went to join the circus.
00:03:52Have a sweetie.
00:03:53Thank you, Mister.
00:03:57Here.
00:04:07Do spoil me, Mister.
00:04:08Brothers should spoil their sisters.
00:04:13Do you know, Mumsie, those little rascals hardly touched their brekkie this morning.
00:04:18The dear little rascals.
00:04:20That's not at all like them.
00:04:22Oh, well, come along, Nanny.
00:04:24Let's get room number two all ship-shape.
00:04:27I was on my knees half the night scrubbing them.
00:04:30All stick and span. Lovely.
00:04:32Sheets. I thought linen.
00:04:34Oh, no.
00:04:35No flannelettes.
00:04:36Flannelettes, it's cheap.
00:04:37But very cosy.
00:04:39No, definitely the flannelettes, Nanny.
00:04:42Come on, help me turn the mattress.
00:04:44Tell you what, Mumsie.
00:04:45What, Nanny?
00:04:46The little loves must be starving.
00:04:47You carry on here in two, and I'll make them a glass of hot milk and a nice bikkie.
00:04:52A chocky bikkie.
00:04:55Guess what?
00:04:56What?
00:04:57Nothing.
00:04:58What?
00:04:59Mind your own business. Fry your own fish.
00:05:00Don't poke your nose in my clean dish.
00:05:02Are you going to tell?
00:05:04Ask me no questions, you'll get no lies.
00:05:05Shut your gob and you'll catch no flies.
00:05:07Are you going to tell?
00:05:08It's a secret.
00:05:09Come on, tell.
00:05:10You're hurting me.
00:05:11Give in, then.
00:05:12Promise not to let on.
00:05:14Cross my heart.
00:05:15Cut your throat.
00:05:16Cut my throat.
00:05:17Children!
00:05:19Children!
00:05:22Don't hide from Nanny.
00:05:24Nanny's got nice milkies and bikkies.
00:05:27Chocky bikkies.
00:05:29Nanny.
00:05:30It's all right, Nanny.
00:05:32Come inside and give Mumsy a hand.
00:05:36I heard Mumsy and Nanny discussing a certain person.
00:05:40And this certain person.
00:05:41Do I know this certain person?
00:05:42This certain person.
00:05:44What about him?
00:05:45He's been getting a little bit uppity with Mumsy and Nanny.
00:05:50We'll have to find someone else, then.
00:05:54That was the idea.
00:05:58Do you suppose his room's ready yet?
00:06:02It looks ever so much nicer here than it did in number five, Mumsy.
00:06:29Come on, then.
00:06:30Come on.
00:06:31Come on.
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:33Come on.
00:06:34Come on.
00:06:35Come on.
00:06:36Come on.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Come on.
00:06:40Come on.
00:06:41Come on.
00:06:42Come on.
00:06:43Hello.
00:06:44Come on, you're friendly.
00:06:45Come on.
00:06:46Come on.
00:06:47Come on.
00:06:48Oh, come on.
00:06:49We won't hurt you.
00:06:50There we are, Mumsy.
00:06:51All done.
00:06:52Elevens.
00:06:53There's our pretty pattern where we can both see it.
00:06:54Not tens.
00:06:55Elevens.
00:06:56Tens are for booties.
00:06:58Better hurry up, or I'll be finished before you.
00:07:01You're not allowed to finish before me.
00:07:04That's right, I'm not.
00:07:07Just remember, you're only the nanny.
00:07:12I'm the Mumsy.
00:07:17Come on.
00:07:19He's usually friendly, you know.
00:07:21Come on.
00:07:22Come on.
00:07:23Here, boy.
00:07:24Come and eat your dinner.
00:07:25Come on.
00:07:27Come on.
00:07:28Ah, isn't he sweet?
00:07:29Oh, isn't he?
00:07:30Hey!
00:07:31What?
00:07:32Hey!
00:07:33What are you two doing here this hour in the morning, eh?
00:07:36Me?
00:07:37Me?
00:07:38Well, I'm not talking to myself, am I?
00:07:40Of course not.
00:07:41That would be silly.
00:07:42Now, don't try to be funny.
00:07:43You heard the gentleman.
00:07:44And that goes for you too.
00:07:46Now, hop it.
00:07:47I might have to get a policeman.
00:07:49Don't do that, mister.
00:07:50Don't call a policeman, mister.
00:07:51We weren't doing anything.
00:07:53How did you get in here?
00:07:55Easy.
00:07:57Go on.
00:08:00Go on, will you?
00:08:01Come on.
00:08:07Hey!
00:08:10Come back here.
00:08:11Come on.
00:08:12Come on.
00:08:13What have you been up to, eh?
00:08:15Sneaking in here before the place is open?
00:08:18What have you got in that box?
00:08:22Come on.
00:08:24Let's have a look at it.
00:08:26Come on.
00:08:28Bring it here.
00:08:30I can see you've got something in the way there.
00:08:34Open it up.
00:08:42Bless their little hearts.
00:08:44Their darling little hearts.
00:08:48Mama's is so proud of her dearest things.
00:08:52Of course she is.
00:08:55Mumsy.
00:08:58Do you think they'll bring anybody home?
00:09:01Not anybody.
00:09:23Wake up, mister.
00:09:26Wake up.
00:09:28Drinky.
00:09:30What was that?
00:09:32Drinky.
00:09:34Nice drinky.
00:09:42What's that?
00:09:44Who are you?
00:09:45My name's Girlie.
00:09:47Yes, this is my sister.
00:09:49Girlie?
00:09:50Yes, this is my sister.
00:09:52Her name's Girlie.
00:09:53You can call her Girlie.
00:09:55My name's Sonny.
00:09:56I'm her brother.
00:09:58Drink up.
00:09:59Plenty more where that comes from.
00:10:02If you come with us.
00:10:07The little angels should be home soon.
00:10:10It seems ages since they went to the playground.
00:10:14They shouldn't make friends so easily.
00:10:16But it does them good to get out and about.
00:10:19Meet lovely new friends.
00:10:26And what's your name?
00:10:27Girlie.
00:10:28Girlie what?
00:10:29My name is Addy, Addy, Shikarie, Shikarie,
00:10:33Poonie and Pommelary,
00:10:35Alabama, Whiskey, Chinese, Salt.
00:10:39Just call me Girlie.
00:10:42Just call me...
00:10:43You're our new friend.
00:10:47You never run out of film, do you?
00:10:49Who are you?
00:10:51They call me Funny.
00:10:52Who's that?
00:10:53All the new friends.
00:10:55My name's Ip.
00:10:57What's your name?
00:10:58Mary Jane.
00:10:59Where do you live?
00:11:00Downstairs.
00:11:01What do you keep?
00:11:02A little shop.
00:11:03What do you sell?
00:11:17I'm sorry.
00:11:36Lucky new friends.
00:11:37Not everybody's allowed a free film show.
00:11:40Necessary tea?
00:11:41Cakes?
00:11:42Lemonade?
00:11:43Crackers?
00:11:46Do you think they've found anybody yet?
00:11:51Mumsy sounds rather nice.
00:11:54He is.
00:11:56Will I meet her?
00:11:57If you're lucky.
00:11:58Will I meet your nanny too?
00:12:00If you're a good boy, you might.
00:12:02What have I got to do to be good?
00:12:04Stop asking questions.
00:12:06That's it.
00:12:08Is that where you live?
00:12:10Where?
00:12:11That bench.
00:12:12Over there on that bench.
00:12:13No.
00:12:14Where do you live?
00:12:15Come on, where?
00:12:16You can't meet Mumsy and Nanny unless you tell us.
00:12:19After all, we can't just make friends with anybody.
00:12:21Can we?
00:12:22We've got to know things.
00:12:24You could be anybody.
00:12:25Couldn't you?
00:12:26I'm nobody.
00:12:27You must be somebody.
00:12:28I'm nobody.
00:12:29Don't keep saying that.
00:12:30I'm nobody.
00:12:31I keep telling you.
00:12:32I've got nowhere.
00:12:34Nowhere, have you?
00:12:36Nowhere.
00:12:37I bet you're lonely.
00:12:39Got nobody in the whole wide world.
00:12:41Are you what Mumsy would call him?
00:12:44You what?
00:12:45Nobody can miss you.
00:12:47Nobody.
00:12:50Come on, get me out of here.
00:12:52Come on, you got me in the way.
00:12:54Get me out of here.
00:12:56Soldier.
00:12:58That's a nice name.
00:13:02Eat up your jelly like a good boy, and then you can have some tea cake.
00:13:07Tea cake?
00:13:09Toasted tea cake.
00:13:11With currency and sultana.
00:13:15Why are you laughing at your little friend?
00:13:18You're not to laugh at, Soldier.
00:13:20Sorry, Mumsy.
00:13:21Sorry, Soldier.
00:13:23Now, children, get on with it.
00:13:25And afterwards, we can all play games.
00:13:28Games?
00:13:29And then we can pull crackers.
00:13:31What do I want to pull crackers for?
00:13:33Hats.
00:13:34Paper hats.
00:13:36Tin whistles.
00:13:37Playful games.
00:13:39Whistles.
00:13:40Plastic whistles.
00:13:41They simply mean, dear, that no party is complete without crackers.
00:13:49And what about these tea cakes?
00:13:50The alarm is set for five o'clock.
00:13:53Tea cake time.
00:13:54It's one of the rules.
00:13:56Rules?
00:13:57In a happy family, you must always have rules.
00:14:00To abide by.
00:14:01See?
00:14:02Mumsy says.
00:14:03What?
00:14:04If you don't have rules, where are you?
00:14:10I'm standing here with me bleeding guts hanging out.
00:14:13That's where.
00:14:14Sod the rules.
00:14:15What about my tea cake?
00:14:17Oh, tea cake time.
00:14:20Patience is a virtue.
00:14:21Possess it if you can.
00:14:23There we are.
00:14:24Here's a lovely paper hat for Soldier.
00:14:31Now it's medicine time.
00:14:34Medicine?
00:14:36All of us get medicine in this house.
00:14:38All girly.
00:14:39And you.
00:14:40Oh, I can't stand this stuff.
00:14:42Then you'll have to go without.
00:14:51Mind you, not all medicine.
00:14:53I mean...
00:14:55Some medicine's not so bad as others.
00:14:57It's quite nice, in fact.
00:15:00Come on, where's my medicine?
00:15:02Where's my bleeding medicine?
00:15:04Don't worry, dear.
00:15:05You'll get your medicine.
00:15:07You'll get your medicine.
00:15:08Ring-a-ring-a-rosies.
00:15:10A pocket full of posies.
00:15:12Hush-a, hush-a.
00:15:14We all fall down.
00:15:24You didn't fall down.
00:15:26You should have fallen down.
00:15:28Stupid, isn't it?
00:15:30But you've got to play games.
00:15:32We did tell you about the rules.
00:15:35Not one more game.
00:15:36Just one more game before bye-byes.
00:15:39Stop this.
00:15:40Mucking about like kids.
00:15:42We're not kids.
00:15:43That's not nice.
00:15:45And now you won't play any more.
00:15:47You would like a nice little drinky before bye-byes, wouldn't you?
00:15:51Nanny tuck you up.
00:15:57All that I've ever tucked me up.
00:16:00Well, Mumsy?
00:16:04All right, then.
00:16:06One more game, but only one.
00:16:09What shall it be, Mumsy?
00:16:10What shall we play?
00:16:13Let's play...
00:16:16Oranges and lemons.
00:16:20Come along, Nanny.
00:16:22Come along, Nanny.
00:16:53I'm sure I don't know.
00:16:55Says the old girl at home.
00:16:58Here comes a candle to light you to bed.
00:17:00Here comes a chopper to chop off your head.
00:17:03Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.
00:17:14Scrub my fingers to the bone trying to get these stains out.
00:17:18Girls should take greater care.
00:17:21Do hope they won't show when they're dry.
00:17:23She really is very naughty.
00:17:25Smashing her dolls like this.
00:17:28They do. I'll have to try bleaching them.
00:17:30Do you think you could glue his head on again, Nanny?
00:17:33They'll shrink a bit.
00:17:35I might have to order them for the next new friend.
00:17:46I tell you, we're wasting our time.
00:17:48The Mumsy doesn't want new friends from the park anymore.
00:17:51I still think we're wasting our time here.
00:17:55Yes?
00:17:57Who says so?
00:17:59Why do we have to leave now?
00:18:00Because you're drunk and I am bored, that's why.
00:18:03I know I'm not everybody's favourite lair bar, but I thought I was yours.
00:18:07I was just beginning to enjoy myself.
00:18:09You and that red-headed trollop.
00:18:11She can't afford you anyway, lover boy.
00:18:14And you can?
00:18:16I can.
00:18:18And I do.
00:18:19You bitch.
00:18:21You bastard.
00:18:27That's better.
00:18:29Start with that lousy party.
00:18:33Come on.
00:18:34Let's go or it's all happening.
00:18:38Come with us and something's bound to happen.
00:18:41Is this your car?
00:18:42Where the hell did you come from?
00:18:44Get out of here before...
00:18:49Okay, let's go.
00:18:51Come where?
00:18:52Anywhere.
00:18:54You heard what he said, let's go.
00:18:56Come on, let's go.
00:19:00Did the dear sweet love say where they were going?
00:19:03This time?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05No.
00:19:06No.
00:19:12Come on.
00:19:13Come on.
00:19:14Come on over.
00:19:15Come on.
00:19:16Come on.
00:19:17No, you.
00:19:22Oh, come on, slow coach.
00:19:24Oh, you're lazy.
00:19:25Come on.
00:19:26Oh, I'm tired.
00:19:30Hurry up.
00:19:32Hey.
00:19:45Come on.
00:19:46That's it, boy.
00:19:47Come on, boy.
00:19:55Come on.
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:57That's it.
00:19:59Come on, boy.
00:20:01Come on.
00:20:03Come on, dear boy.
00:20:19Faster.
00:20:22Whee.
00:20:26Come on.
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Go on, up you go.
00:20:31Go on.
00:20:34Fun, isn't it?
00:20:35Up you go.
00:20:41Go on.
00:20:45Whee.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:58Whee.
00:21:03I want to go home.
00:21:05Why are you always spoiling everything?
00:21:07I'm not spoiling anything.
00:21:08You're having a good time.
00:21:09Why don't you join in, the same as everybody else?
00:21:12Now, come on, ladies first.
00:21:13Come on.
00:21:15Truth, dare, crime, or prophecy?
00:21:18Stop being so childish.
00:21:20Now, sing everything up.
00:21:21These two are a couple of rainbows.
00:21:26Get up the top.
00:21:27I don't want to.
00:21:28Come on.
00:21:29Leave me alone.
00:21:32Come on, behind me.
00:21:33No, let me go.
00:21:34Stop it.
00:21:35I don't want to go.
00:21:36Come on.
00:21:37Go down the slide.
00:21:39It doesn't hurt.
00:21:40It's all right.
00:21:41Go on.
00:21:42I don't like it.
00:21:43Why don't you go down?
00:21:44Leave me alone.
00:21:49Everybody's having a...
00:21:51Silly bitch.
00:21:52Leave me alone.
00:21:53Come on.
00:21:54Now, down you go.
00:21:55No!
00:22:07What's your pusher for, mister?
00:22:12Do you know what the nice Mr. Dickens says about children?
00:22:19I love these little people.
00:22:22And it is not a slight thing.
00:22:25When they, who are so fresh from God,
00:22:30love us.
00:22:35Hurry up, get your heads down.
00:22:37I'm going to jump over you.
00:22:39Come on then, hurry up.
00:22:40Quick, come on.
00:22:44Spoilsport.
00:22:48Come on.
00:22:49It's your turn.
00:22:56Come on.
00:22:57You're not that bad.
00:23:11Go on.
00:23:12It's your turn.
00:23:26Nanny.
00:23:28Nanny, wake up.
00:23:29What's the problem, Mr. Dickens?
00:23:31Shh.
00:23:32Don't shush me.
00:23:33Wake up.
00:23:43It's the children.
00:23:47They found a new friend.
00:23:55Come on.
00:24:16Hurry up.
00:24:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:24:23Get it in the trunk.
00:24:25Whatever you need.
00:24:26Oh.
00:24:27Come on.
00:24:29Oh, don't drop it.
00:24:30Oh.
00:24:31Oh.
00:24:34Oh.
00:24:38Jet.
00:24:48Little Miss Gurley packs her trunk.
00:24:51And somebody join the angels.
00:24:55Don't worry.
00:24:56You'll be safe with us.
00:24:58The mumsie will love you.
00:25:00Don't worry.
00:25:01You'll be safe with us.
00:25:03The mumsie will love you.
00:25:31Children.
00:25:32Don't fuss so, Nanny.
00:25:34That's right, Nanny.
00:25:35Don't fuss.
00:25:36We'll have none of your naughtiness.
00:25:37What do you say to dear Nanny?
00:25:39Come along.
00:25:41Sorry, Nanny.
00:25:42I shall think so.
00:25:46Mumsie.
00:25:47Dear.
00:25:48Can I take new friend his breakfast?
00:25:50May I?
00:25:51Friend in five has been a naughty boy.
00:25:53Friend in five has been forbidden breakfast.
00:25:56No, not him.
00:25:57The new one.
00:25:58Is he awake yet?
00:25:59We've put him in room two.
00:26:00I've taken his clothes up.
00:26:02Those clothes won't dry.
00:26:03You'll catch his dead.
00:27:00What's this?
00:27:01They're for you.
00:27:02I can't wear these.
00:27:03It's kid's gear.
00:27:04Why?
00:27:05Are you going somewhere?
00:27:06I can wear my clothes.
00:27:08You have to burn them.
00:27:12You're lying.
00:27:16I gave you a bath last night.
00:27:18You're lying.
00:27:19I gave you a bath last night.
00:27:21You're lying.
00:27:22I gave you a bath last night.
00:27:24You're lying.
00:27:25You're lying.
00:27:26You're lying.
00:27:27You're lying.
00:27:28I gave you a bath last night and tucked you up.
00:27:30And Sonny put your clothes in the incinerator.
00:27:33But you gave me a bath.
00:27:35You looked ever so cosy.
00:27:39You're not embarrassed.
00:27:42You had blood everywhere.
00:27:43All down your chest.
00:27:44All right, all right.
00:27:47And all inside your thighs.
00:27:48Shut up.
00:27:50Sorry you don't like being reminded.
00:27:54It was an accident, see?
00:27:56We were struggling and she fell.
00:28:01Liar.
00:28:03You pushed her.
00:28:08Saw you with my own two eyes.
00:28:11Sonny saw you too.
00:28:13Anyway, truth, dare, crime, all promised, we said.
00:28:17And she...
00:28:18Nobody else saw anything, did they?
00:28:20Might have.
00:28:22Might have.
00:28:26Anyway, no one will find you.
00:28:29And they won't find her.
00:28:31Not in a month of Sundays.
00:28:38What the hell do I do now?
00:28:40You're safe with us.
00:28:44We're a happy family.
00:28:48Come on.
00:28:50Eat up.
00:28:54The mumsie likes having people in.
00:28:58Don't you like being looked after?
00:29:04That's naughty, mister.
00:29:07You're going to need to learn the rules.
00:29:14Well, he's rather spirited.
00:29:21As long as he doesn't get too high-spirited.
00:29:27Give me that thing.
00:29:29It's mine, that one.
00:29:30No, that's mine.
00:29:31Mumsie bought it for me.
00:29:33No, I need it.
00:29:34No, it's not yours.
00:29:36No, it's not.
00:29:38There.
00:29:40I'm going to tell Mumsie.
00:29:42Come on, hurry up with that water.
00:29:46There.
00:29:49When do we get something to eat?
00:29:51We'll have to wait.
00:29:52Not dinner time yet.
00:29:54You have a lot of rules in this house?
00:29:56Of course.
00:29:57They're for our own good.
00:29:59And yours.
00:30:00Who says?
00:30:01Mumsie and Nanny, that's who.
00:30:11What do you think we'll get for our dinner?
00:30:14Fish's eye and glue, filleted worms, yum-yum, pig's bums.
00:30:18Scabamatta custard, green snot pie, dead dog's giblets, dead cat's eyes, and a cup of...
00:30:22And a cup of sick to wash it down.
00:30:24You'll like it here when you've learnt the rules.
00:30:26Yeah, well, I'll try.
00:30:29He might as well, huh?
00:30:31Come on.
00:30:37These rules, tell me some of them.
00:30:39You'll find out, won't you?
00:30:41He'll find out.
00:30:43These games, for example.
00:30:45Games are what you might call your rent money, your dues.
00:30:48You have to play games because you're our new playmate.
00:30:51It's like being back at school.
00:30:54Suppose I get fed up with these games.
00:31:02Where do you think you're going?
00:31:04The lavatory.
00:31:06You know, shed a tear for Nelson.
00:31:09For your girlfriend, more likely.
00:31:11He wants to go to the lav.
00:31:13In this house, you have to ask to go to the lav.
00:31:15You don't just go to the lav without asking.
00:31:18You've got to say...
00:31:19Please, may I be excused?
00:31:22Please, may I be excused?
00:31:24Of course.
00:31:25Do you know where it is?
00:31:26Yes.
00:31:28Go on, then.
00:31:34He needs washing, that one.
00:31:37Itching powder in his bed.
00:31:39Getting fed up with the itching powder bit.
00:31:42I've got it!
00:31:48Didn't he say it nicely?
00:31:50What? Say what nicely?
00:31:52Please, may I be excused?
00:31:54He said it ever so nicely.
00:31:58The Munsey likes well-spoken people.
00:32:01Oh.
00:32:07Ah!
00:32:26Obelisk door!
00:32:28Obelisk door!
00:32:31I don't give him long.
00:32:34We open the door!
00:32:49Go on.
00:33:01He's coming.
00:33:31He's coming.
00:34:01Come on.
00:34:02Come on.
00:34:28Come on.
00:34:29He's made his bed.
00:34:30Now he can lie in it.
00:35:00He's made his bed.
00:35:01Now he can lie in it.
00:35:31Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
00:35:35Our new friend got locked in the lavatory.
00:35:39He'll be...
00:35:40Shut up! Shut up!
00:35:42Is something the matter, dears?
00:35:44Now, then, have we all washed our hands?
00:35:47If there's one thing I do like to see,
00:35:49it's nice, clean hands at the lunch table.
00:35:52Remember, children?
00:35:54Cleanliness is next to godliness.
00:35:57Cleanliness is next to godliness.
00:36:00What is cleanliness?
00:36:02Cleanliness is next to godliness.
00:36:06Now, then, whose turn is it to say grace today?
00:36:09Me, me.
00:36:10Is it Master Sonny's turn, Nanny?
00:36:12Yes.
00:36:15Through the lips, round the gums.
00:36:17Watch out, stomach, here it comes.
00:36:24What do good boys say?
00:36:28Please may I have some bread?
00:36:31Please may I have some bread?
00:36:37Please may I have some bread, Mumsy?
00:36:40Shall the new friend have some bread, children?
00:36:44Nanny, shall the new friend have some bread?
00:36:48Only if he sings us a song.
00:36:50What a good idea.
00:36:51What song shall the new friend sing, children?
00:36:54Mumsy?
00:36:55Well, I hope you like it.
00:36:57Roll out the barrel.
00:37:01Any old iron?
00:37:05Onward, Christian soldiers.
00:37:06Do you like that?
00:37:07We'll have no blasphemy at the meal table, thank you very much.
00:37:11I only thought...
00:37:12The Siamese national anthem.
00:37:16I don't know that one.
00:37:19O, wa, ta, na, Siam.
00:37:25O, ye, Siam.
00:37:29N, S.
00:37:34See?
00:37:36What tune?
00:37:37Tune, do you think?
00:37:39Try the national anthem.
00:37:42Go on, if you're going, come on.
00:37:44O, wa, ta, na, Siam.
00:37:50O, ye, Siam.
00:37:57O, wa, ta, na, Siam.
00:38:01O, ye, Siam.
00:38:14O, wa, ta, na, Siam.
00:38:44O, ye, Siam.
00:38:45O, ye, Siam.
00:38:51Ah!
00:38:56Oh!
00:39:09Thank you very much.
00:39:14Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh
00:39:44first of all she tried fire the best bet that that was to hard next to tried
00:40:06mother bear's bed, but that was too soft. Last of all, she tried baby bear's bed.
00:40:20You have been a great disappointment to all of us, certainly to me. However, bearing in
00:40:28mind the fact that new friends often feel a little strange at first, that is to say
00:40:34and invariably try to run away, we usually give them a second chance. In fact, it might
00:40:43almost be said that giving them a second chance is part of the rules. Mark you, not all new
00:40:51friends get a second chance. I remember only last year there was a... Get on with it, Mumsy,
00:40:56I'm tired. Don't interrupt. You know Mumsy doesn't like naughty boys who interrupt. He
00:41:01needs his sleep, he's grown. Mumsy doesn't like Nanny to interrupt either. We have decided
00:41:08to sentence you to do the shopping. Shopping is a lenient sentence when there are certain
00:41:17mitigating circumstances. What Mumsy means is that... New friend's not stupid. New friend
00:41:24knows what Mumsy means. Just remember, in future stick to the rules and don't do anything
00:41:37silly. Now I think it's time we adjourned again to bed. Come along, Master Sonny, back
00:41:49to bed, Mums.
00:42:08A great disappointment to me. It's very silly to panic. Only little boys do silly things
00:42:17like that. And you're not a little boy anymore, are you? Show Mumsy you're not a little boy
00:42:31anymore.
00:42:47Oh!
00:43:18Where are you off to? I'm hungry. But you're never hungry. I'm now. I'm a growing girl,
00:43:26aren't I? Mumsy says so. Sometimes a growing girl gets an appetite.
00:43:48Oh!
00:43:49Oh, my baby, you're a treat. Now New friend knows what Mumsy meant by mitigating circumstances.
00:44:19Come on, hurry up!
00:44:49Quick!
00:45:01Careful. That's it. And a loaf of bread, please, Miss.
00:45:28Yes, sir. Good day, sir.
00:45:31Good day. Thank you, Miss.
00:45:45Hello.
00:45:46Yes, sir. What would you like?
00:45:51Mumsy and Nanny sent me. They gave me a list.
00:45:55How is the Mumsy? And the Nanny?
00:45:57Oh, they're very well, thank you.
00:45:58Ah!
00:45:59Anyway...
00:46:00Yes?
00:46:01I'd like a pint of strap oil, two left-handed screwdrivers, a pound of elbow grease, a pint
00:46:14of cooking glue.
00:46:15You've come to the wrong shop. You should have gone to Hardware down the road.
00:46:22Oh. Well, then, um, you wouldn't have any stripe paint, would you? Mumsy and Nanny want
00:46:29some stripe paint for the last post.
00:46:37Like I said, Hardware. But let's see what we've got.
00:46:51Ah!
00:47:15Ah!
00:47:22How about a picture?
00:47:26No, that's no good.
00:47:28Why?
00:47:31The stripes are too wide.
00:47:32Then you'd better try Hardware. Sorry I couldn't help you.
00:47:38Mumsy and Nanny will be cross.
00:47:44You can't go yet!
00:47:47The shop's always so crowded these days, you get quite worn out. So why not take the weight
00:47:53off your feet, I say, and have a nice cup of tea?
00:47:58Do I have to?
00:47:59It's part of the game.
00:48:02Oh.
00:48:07Are you going to have one?
00:48:08It's only for customers.
00:48:11Oh. Well, if it's part of the game.
00:48:15Ah!
00:48:22Ah!
00:48:35HE WHIMPERS
00:48:46Castor oil's good for you, dear.
00:48:48If I'd told you, you wouldn't have touched it.
00:48:51Castor oil?
00:48:53Sonny takes his with black carrot juice, and I take mine with lemonade.
00:48:57Castor oil?
00:48:59I thought... I really thought...
00:49:02Castor oil.
00:49:04Aargh!
00:49:06Miss Gurley says the new friend's a good boy.
00:49:11Friend in two?
00:49:14Well, I wouldn't mean the naughty boy in five, would I?
00:49:17Five is in disgrace.
00:49:21Miss Gurley says our friend in two did the shopping like a good boy.
00:49:26Miss Gurley said he'd prefer his castor oil in ginger beer, though.
00:49:30HE CHUCKLES
00:49:31I don't imagine he'll give us any more trouble.
00:49:35And he hopes not.
00:49:41HE SIGHS
00:49:43He's so very different.
00:49:48Mumsy.
00:49:50You're not fancying him, are you?
00:49:52Fancying new friends is against the rules.
00:49:55You can have them, but you mustn't fancy them.
00:49:58Fancying them only complicates matters.
00:50:01Rules are for the children, Nanny dear.
00:50:04And rules are for us, too.
00:50:05Now, don't upset yourself.
00:50:07Just remember...
00:50:08Must I remind you, Nanny dear, that you are only...
00:50:12Yes, I know.
00:50:13I'm only the Nanny.
00:50:16You're the Mumsy.
00:50:24Do you think he likes it here?
00:50:26Friend in two?
00:50:28Well, you don't get cakies in prison.
00:50:31Prison?
00:50:33Our friend in two is a murderer.
00:50:40A murderer? In our house?
00:50:45No! No!
00:50:47No, leave me alone! Leave me alone, please!
00:50:50Help! Help!
00:50:52Help! Help!
00:50:55Help!
00:50:57Help!
00:50:59Help!
00:51:01Help!
00:51:16The dear things.
00:51:23The dear sweet things.
00:51:34Like I said, Mumsy, him in five's been very restless lately.
00:51:38Very restless.
00:51:39Is that who they're playing with, friend in five?
00:51:41I didn't see the rota this morning.
00:51:43No, friend in five is not allowed to play any more.
00:51:46They're playing with new friend in two.
00:51:48Ah.
00:51:50He seems to have lots of energy.
00:51:54Just like the dear children.
00:51:56I do like to see all the dear hearts happy,
00:51:58even if they do have too much energy.
00:53:51Oh!
00:53:57The jenoir.
00:53:59I thought you were trying to escape.
00:54:01No, you thought wrong.
00:54:06Let go of my hand.
00:54:08I'm not afraid of you.
00:54:10I'm not afraid of you.
00:54:12I'm not afraid of you.
00:54:14I'm not afraid of you.
00:54:16I'm not afraid of you.
00:54:19Let go of my hand.
00:54:22I said, let go of my hand.
00:54:27You've not been learning the rules.
00:54:30Rules can be broken.
00:54:34I thought you were trying to run for it.
00:54:37No.
00:54:39You must never try to run for it.
00:54:41Not a second time.
00:54:44Because if you try to run for it,
00:54:46we catch you.
00:54:48I'm not joking.
00:54:50We put you on trial.
00:54:54Probably this time.
00:54:56Then what?
00:54:58If we found you guilty of trying to run for it,
00:55:02of trying a second time,
00:55:05if we caught you breaking one of the rules,
00:55:15we'd send you to the angels.
00:55:19You wouldn't like that.
00:55:22Would you?
00:55:35No.
00:55:37No.
00:55:40Don't go.
00:55:42Don't ever try to run for it.
00:55:48Don't go.
00:56:18Don't go.
00:56:44Do you think he settled in?
00:56:46Do you think he's settled in?
00:56:48Oh, I think he's settled in extremely well.
00:56:51Indeed, he's the one with too much energy.
00:56:56That's why I put bromide in his cocoa mumsy.
00:57:16You'll forget this if you know what's good for you.
00:57:43You won't now.
00:57:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:46They say you never do.
00:57:47Not the first time.
00:57:48Just forget it.
00:57:51Suppose I don't want to.
00:57:52You'll be so bloody naive.
00:57:56You and your stupid games!
00:58:08Ow! Ow!
00:58:11You and your stupid games!
00:58:17Anyway, it's like you say, dear. His five's the worry.
00:58:20He's had his opportunities.
00:58:22Now that two's all cosy, where's the point in five?
00:58:24Why do we bother with five anymore?
00:58:25I've said to him more than once.
00:58:26He never listens.
00:58:27He plays us all up.
00:58:28Not like two. Two's a good boy.
00:58:31Anyway, I think it's time friend in five was made to play the game.
00:58:41The Humpty Dumpty game.
00:59:01Who's that for?
00:59:24I said, who's that for?
00:59:27Him in five.
00:59:28What about him?
00:59:30The clumsy nanny say he's to be put on trial.
00:59:33Why?
00:59:34You know why.
00:59:35Because he tried to run away.
00:59:37A second time.
00:59:43When?
00:59:44The other day.
00:59:46No, I mean when?
00:59:48Oh, soon.
00:59:53Here, make yourself useful.
01:00:01You seem sure he's guilty.
01:00:03And you're getting soft.
01:00:05Mind yourself.
01:00:06No, I'm not.
01:00:07And getting soft's against the rules.
01:00:09I know, getting soft's against the rules.
01:00:11Just remember.
01:00:12What?
01:00:13Rules are applied rigidly.
01:00:14You needn't think otherwise.
01:00:16Why should I?
01:00:17Just don't start getting soft, that's all.
01:00:24Come on then, Robbie.
01:00:26Come on.
01:00:36Come on then, have your Bicky.
01:00:38Come on then.
01:00:39There's a good boy.
01:00:40Come on then.
01:00:43New friend like a nice Bicky.
01:00:46Thank you, Nanny.
01:00:48Come on then.
01:00:50Come on then.
01:00:51Why doesn't Nanny like the new friend anymore?
01:00:55Why would new friend think that?
01:00:57Well, Nanny didn't help the Mumsy give new friend his bath last night.
01:01:02Last night?
01:01:04Hm?
01:01:05Mumsy said the new friend had the sniffles and wasn't to have a bath last night.
01:01:13I wonder why Mumsy would say a thing like that.
01:01:16Yes, I wonder.
01:01:40Spoilsport.
01:01:43You're not allowed.
01:01:47That's a grown-up's game.
01:01:48I thought you liked grown-up games.
01:02:03I suppose you'd call him mothers and fathers.
01:02:08You showed me a game.
01:02:10Now I'm going to show you one.
01:02:12Oh, yeah?
01:02:14What do you call your game?
01:02:19This game's got no name.
01:02:23But if you tell tales about you and me, you'll finish up in the sand pit.
01:02:30Up to your neck in it.
01:02:34And when you're struggling, buried in it.
01:02:41And when you're struggling, when you're struggling to get out but can't,
01:02:48we'll all be taking hot shots.
01:02:59At you.
01:03:03Only we won't be using cues.
01:03:15You do understand.
01:03:17Kiddy billiards, huh?
01:03:22So don't do anything silly like friend in five did.
01:03:26So there is another one in five, then.
01:03:29Plenty of dollies in the toy cupboard.
01:03:32Yeah, but this one in five.
01:03:34He's being sent to the angels.
01:03:36He's what?
01:03:38We're putting him on trial.
01:03:42Hey.
01:03:49I don't want to see you get hurt.
01:03:54Just remember, Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and me, we're a happy family.
01:04:10Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
01:04:13Humpty Dumpty had a...
01:04:16Why do you suppose Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Nanny?
01:04:20Well, if the Mumsy doesn't know why, then Nanny isn't allowed to know why, is she?
01:04:26Look out.
01:04:27Here comes a certain person.
01:04:33Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
01:04:36Humpty Dumpty had a...
01:04:38All the king's horses and all the king's men.
01:04:41Girley says...
01:04:42Girley has far too much to say for herself sometimes.
01:04:45There's Miss Girley.
01:04:48Girley says you're sending number five to the angels.
01:04:52She said you put him on trial and found him guilty of not sticking to the rules.
01:04:57And he's to be sent to the angels.
01:04:59Now, you're being curious.
01:05:01And curiosity killed the cat.
01:05:04I just wondered, that's all.
01:05:06Little boys should be fiend and not her.
01:05:08Otherwise, little boys get sent to bed.
01:05:12Who wins?
01:05:14Come on, who wins?
01:05:17That's not very nice.
01:05:19Not nice? What do you mean, not nice?
01:05:24You don't mean to say you...
01:05:26Nanny means you're speaking out of turn.
01:05:29I know what Nanny means.
01:05:32Does she put all her new friends to bed?
01:05:34Mumsy thinks you'd best go to your room.
01:05:38All right, Mumsy.
01:05:40Nanny.
01:05:47Join me later.
01:05:52I don't like his tone.
01:05:55No.
01:05:59I'm sure you don't.
01:06:02Are you trying to tell me something, Nanny dear?
01:06:16LAUGHS
01:06:46WHISTLE BLOWS
01:07:16WHISTLE BLOWS
01:07:41We have deliberated.
01:07:44And we have decided that you shall play the Humpty Dumpty game.
01:07:49But we will give you a little start.
01:07:52Fair's fair.
01:07:54So I shall count to ten,
01:07:56and then Sonny will try to catch you.
01:08:00Off you go, then.
01:08:02One.
01:08:04Two.
01:08:06Three.
01:08:08Four.
01:08:10Four.
01:08:18Seven.
01:08:24Ten.
01:08:40WHISTLE BLOWS
01:09:10WHISTLE BLOWS
01:09:20WHISTLE BLOWS
01:09:40WHISTLE BLOWS
01:09:54SCREAMS
01:10:10WHISTLE BLOWS
01:10:40WHISTLE BLOWS
01:10:59Girlie gets naughtier every day,
01:11:02spoiling all her lovely toys.
01:11:05That's right, Sonny dear, let's all see the lovely film again.
01:11:09And this time, Girlie, you're to stop fidgeting and watch properly.
01:11:13I don't have to remind you that in a happy family, fidgeting is not permitted.
01:11:21New friend is not to fidget either.
01:11:29Switch the lights off, Nanny.
01:11:39WHISTLE BLOWS
01:12:09WHISTLE BLOWS
01:12:30You're not to talk to me.
01:12:32Listen.
01:12:33You're just sticking your neck out, and for what?
01:12:35Because something's got to be done.
01:12:37What can you do?
01:12:39Have you forgotten that girlfriend of yours?
01:12:43All right, all right, I'm across a barrel, I know.
01:12:45But then so are you.
01:12:47Just shut up and listen.
01:12:50You and me, we've got to get out of this madhouse.
01:12:52We're not mad.
01:12:54We're happy.
01:12:56We're a happy family.
01:12:58About how long?
01:12:59Go on, how long are you going to be happy carrying on like this?
01:13:04I tell you, we've got to clear off and leave them to it.
01:13:06We?
01:13:08What happened between us was just part of the game.
01:13:12Don't stick your neck out.
01:13:15What am I supposed to do then?
01:13:16Don't ask questions.
01:13:18Don't you understand?
01:13:20You just play the game and stick to the rules.
01:13:22The rules?
01:13:23We are.
01:13:25We are, we're a happy family.
01:13:32You know, I've warned you.
01:13:33You can have them, but you mustn't fancy them.
01:13:37Anyway, we've always bathed new friends together before.
01:13:39That's the rules.
01:13:41There's no need to upset yourself, Melody.
01:13:44I assure you that on this occasion...
01:13:46You went in when friend two was in the bath.
01:13:49He left the door open.
01:13:50I bet you didn't even knock.
01:13:51I had to take him in his baby powder.
01:13:56Then what?
01:13:57He looked so sweet.
01:13:58Then what?
01:13:59Just like one of nice Mr. Kingsley's water babies.
01:14:02Are you listening to me?
01:14:03Splashing about with that plastic boat we gave him.
01:14:06You gave him.
01:14:08Don't you remember, Nanny dear?
01:14:11We took it away from number six.
01:14:21I still think you should have knocked before you went in, Mumsy.
01:14:30Wake up.
01:14:32Wake up.
01:14:33Come on, please.
01:14:35Wake up.
01:14:36Why did you wake me up?
01:14:38Hansel and Gretel were just going to invite me to tea.
01:14:41Mumsy and Nanny have had a row.
01:14:42What about?
01:14:43Friend in two.
01:14:44He's been playing them off against each other.
01:14:46Why would he want to do that?
01:14:47Don't you see?
01:14:48No, I don't see.
01:14:49What's there to see?
01:14:50He's trying to rule the roost.
01:14:51He thinks if he can get Mumsy and Nanny to each other's throats...
01:14:54Well?
01:14:55He thinks something might happen.
01:14:56Such as?
01:14:58Do I have to explain everything?
01:15:01Since you asked, yes.
01:15:02You're really thick, you are.
01:15:03You're thicker than two short planks.
01:15:05Brothers shouldn't talk to their sisters like that.
01:15:08Talk to you how I like.
01:15:09In fact, you're thicker than two short planks.
01:15:11You're thicker than...
01:15:12I know. Thicker than mule turd.
01:15:14I'll tell Mumsy and she'll wash your mouth out.
01:15:17Anyway, get on with it.
01:15:18I want to go back to tea with Hansel and Gretel.
01:15:21I wouldn't be surprised
01:15:22if friend in two tried to stir things up so much
01:15:25either Mumsy or Nanny does something terrible.
01:15:29To each other, you mean?
01:15:32What are we going to do then?
01:15:34Oh, I don't know.
01:15:35I don't want to go bothering with a trial though.
01:15:37Trials are a bore.
01:15:40What started it all?
01:15:42Thought he wanted to go back to sleep.
01:15:45Oh, get on with it, will you?
01:15:47Well, he let on to Nanny
01:15:49that he and Mumsy did something together.
01:15:52And that upset Nanny, of course.
01:15:54Because he's never done that with her.
01:15:57Does Nanny want him to then?
01:15:58Of course she does.
01:16:00Clear as the nose on her face.
01:16:03Her age?
01:16:04Her age.
01:16:08Yes, we'll have to send him to the angels.
01:16:31KNOCKING
01:16:46Nanny, dear.
01:16:47Not now, sweeties.
01:16:48You can see the nanny's busy.
01:16:50It's important.
01:16:51You have to wait, dearest.
01:16:52But Nanny.
01:16:53Can't you see how busy I am?
01:16:54I go along and play.
01:16:57Friend in five in there?
01:16:58That's right.
01:16:59On his way to the angels?
01:17:01I expect he's there by now, sweetest love.
01:17:04Nanny, I've got to talk to you.
01:17:06It's important.
01:17:07All right, then.
01:17:08Now, what's all this that it's so important
01:17:10that you can't wait?
01:17:12Sonny doesn't like the new friend.
01:17:15Sonny broke a rule.
01:17:17Are you telling tales out of school?
01:17:19No.
01:17:20But Sonny did.
01:17:22What did he say?
01:17:23I won't tell you what he said.
01:17:25But because he said it,
01:17:26I know he doesn't like the new friend.
01:17:29You like him, though, don't you?
01:17:32Say what you mean, dear.
01:17:45Sonny wants to send new friend to the angels.
01:17:48Why?
01:17:51Mummy's not to tell.
01:17:53Sonny said to Mumsy that you told new friend in two
01:17:56that you want him to do to you what he did to Mumsy.
01:18:00Mumsy's going to get you, so there.
01:18:03And Sonny didn't bargain on Mumsy saying that.
01:18:06He bargained on Mumsy sending friend in two to the angels.
01:18:11See?
01:18:13All right, Miss Gurley.
01:18:16Off you go to bed.
01:18:17All right, Miss Gurley.
01:18:19Off you go to bed.
01:18:48How many rows have you done, Nanny?
01:18:52Fifteen.
01:18:55You?
01:18:57Twelve.
01:19:00It's because I knit faster than you.
01:19:02I can't help that.
01:19:06I'm sorry.
01:19:08I'm sorry.
01:19:10I'm sorry.
01:19:12I'm sorry.
01:19:14I'm sorry.
01:19:16I think it's time to call it a day.
01:19:20Yes, Mumsy.
01:19:22It's time we called it a day.
01:19:25Are the dear things all tucked in?
01:19:29Are they nicely cosy?
01:19:32Very.
01:19:34Very cosy.
01:19:35That's good.
01:19:38Good night, then, Nanny.
01:19:40I'm so tired.
01:19:43I could sleep for a hundred years.
01:19:49You do that, then, Mumsy.
01:20:10Good night.
01:20:40Good night.
01:21:10Good night.
01:21:40Is she asleep?
01:21:59My nightlight's gone out.
01:22:03You mustn't be afraid of the dark.
01:22:07But I am.
01:22:08I've been crying.
01:22:11I feel.
01:22:26I'd better take a look at your nightlight, then.
01:22:38Good night.
01:23:08Good night.
01:23:24Do you brush your teeth?
01:23:25After every meal.
01:23:26Why?
01:23:27You know why?
01:23:28Mumsy and Nanny say if I brush my teeth after every meal,
01:23:31I'll grow up to be a big boy.
01:23:33That's why.
01:23:34Big and fit and strong?
01:23:35Do you always brush your teeth?
01:23:36Of course.
01:23:37With a brush?
01:23:38Do you clean your top teeth with a brush?
01:23:40Of course.
01:23:41What do you clean your bottom with?
01:23:42A brush.
01:23:43Oh, I bet that hurts.
01:23:47We'll have to go out tonight, find ourselves a new friend.
01:23:50What for?
01:23:51We'll want someone to play with.
01:23:53Now that Five's gone.
01:23:55We've still got Friend in two.
01:23:57Not for much longer.
01:23:59He's being sent to the Angels.
01:24:03Who says so?
01:24:05He hasn't had a trial.
01:24:06He won't need one.
01:24:07Not when I tell Mumsy and Nanny certain things I know.
01:24:11What sort of thing?
01:24:13Mind your own business, fry your own fish.
01:24:15Don't poke your nose in my clean dish.
01:24:17Come on, out the way.
01:24:19Listen.
01:24:20What?
01:24:21You know that boy?
01:24:22What boy's that?
01:24:23You know that boy.
01:24:24What boy?
01:24:25That boy, Tony Chestnut.
01:24:26Tony Chestnut?
01:24:27Who's Tony...
01:24:28Tony...
01:24:30Chest...
01:24:36Who are you going to send to the Angels?
01:24:38Who?
01:24:39Go on.
01:24:40Who are you going to send to the Angels?
01:24:42Do you like ice cream?
01:24:43Do you like foamy ones?
01:24:44Well, he's a foamy one!
01:24:48No!
01:24:57He's the nicest new friend I've ever had.
01:25:01He's my friend, not yours.
01:25:04You leave him alone in future!
01:25:18I didn't mean to...
01:25:19I didn't...
01:25:20I didn't mean to...
01:25:21Honestly!
01:25:24I didn't want to break my little drummer boy!
01:25:27Why?
01:25:32Girlie dear, if I told you once, I've told you a hundred times,
01:25:36you must learn to take more care of your toys.
01:25:40Now you've gone and smashed that lovely little china drummer boy.
01:25:45Honestly, girlie dear, if you go on like this, you won't have any toys left.
01:25:50Here's your lovely nanny doll.
01:25:53There.
01:25:54Are you quite comfy?
01:25:58Where's new friend?
01:26:00Just putting Sonny on the train for heaven.
01:26:04He won't get on it himself, will he, Mumsy?
01:26:07Now, what on earth makes you think that?
01:26:10Sonny wants to send him to the Angels.
01:26:14Well, Sonny's gone instead, hasn't he?
01:26:22I'm all asleep, Mumsy.
01:26:24That's right, dearest child.
01:26:26You go to bye-byes,
01:26:28and the Sandman will come and put the lovely sleepy dust in your eyes.
01:26:35Hansel and Gretel invite me to tea.
01:26:38If you're a good girl and take the thumb out of your mouth.
01:26:44That's right, dearest.
01:26:46Just go to bye-byes.
01:26:54Bye-bye.
01:27:16Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
01:27:19Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
01:27:22All the king's horses and all the king's men
01:27:26Couldn't put Humpty together again
01:27:30Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
01:27:34Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
01:27:38All the king's horses and all the king's men
01:27:43Couldn't put Humpty together again
01:27:53Eleven's his dear.
01:28:03Couldn't touch a thing.
01:28:05What not nice puppy toast.
01:28:08I'm sorry, dear.
01:28:10I'm sorry, dear.
01:28:12I'm sorry, dear.
01:28:14I'm sorry, dear.
01:28:16I'm sorry, dear.
01:28:18I'm sorry, dear.
01:28:20Nice puppy toast.
01:28:23You're not ailing.
01:28:25How is she?
01:28:27Girly.
01:28:30After all.
01:28:31After all what?
01:28:33What's after all?
01:28:36Girly.
01:28:37Ah, poor girl.
01:28:39It was quite a shock.
01:28:42She was always so fond of that little drummer boy.
01:28:46Do you think she'll be all right?
01:28:47Why?
01:28:48He was her brother.
01:28:49Mark Yields, he wasn't at all nice.
01:28:51The nanny spoiled him so it coarsened him.
01:28:54Why, you only had to hear him speak.
01:28:56He was vulgar.
01:28:58And extremely devious.
01:29:00Devious?
01:29:01He was jealous of you.
01:29:03Of me?
01:29:04Silly Sonny.
01:29:06I do believe he thought you were fraternizing with my little Girly.
01:29:11Do you know he always was a silly Billy.
01:29:14You and Girly indeed.
01:29:17I know.
01:29:18Can't imagine what gave him that idea.
01:29:20You see, dear, he was plotting against you.
01:29:23He had a word in Girly's ear.
01:29:25And she told me that he suggested it was time all of us conspired against you.
01:29:32You wouldn't do that, would you?
01:29:35Why on earth would I want to do a thing like that?
01:29:38Well, if Sonny was jealous of me, he might have invented stories.
01:29:42What stories could he have invented about you?
01:29:45You wouldn't have believed him though, would you?
01:29:47And you wouldn't believe nanny if she told you stories.
01:29:51The nanny?
01:29:53Well, if nanny said things to you and you believed them, what would there be to stop you getting jealous?
01:29:58Now, now.
01:29:59I do believe you're allowing yourself to become upset.
01:30:06You mustn't let the nanny distress you.
01:30:10Oh, I don't.
01:30:12She's harmless enough.
01:30:15I know.
01:30:46Er...
01:31:02I just thought your pillow looked a bit uncomfy, dear.
01:31:10That's not very nice.
01:31:13Snatching isn't very nice, Miss Girly.
01:31:16What do you say?
01:31:19Sorry.
01:31:21That's better.
01:31:22No, I'm not.
01:31:24What?
01:31:25I'm not sorry, so there.
01:31:27Not nice at all.
01:31:29Girly's not been at all nice lately.
01:31:31Why does Girly suppose she's not been very nice?
01:31:33You've not been very nice lately either.
01:31:36And what does Girly suppose she means by that?
01:31:38Making my pillow comfy.
01:31:41My foot!
01:31:43You try to say something, because if you're trying to say something, you ought to just say it
01:31:47instead of sitting there all sulky like some toffee-nosed young madam!
01:31:57Nasty nanny is no good!
01:32:00Chop her up for firewood!
01:32:03When she's dead, boil her head,
01:32:06make it into gingerbread!
01:32:09Girly!
01:32:11What are you doing here?
01:32:13It's far too soon to be up and about.
01:32:15You should be in bed.
01:32:17Come along inside like a good little girl.
01:32:20I don't want to go to bed!
01:32:21Yes, you do.
01:32:23And Mumsy will read you a nice story before she tucks you in.
01:32:26No, I don't want a story!
01:32:28Perhaps Girly would like Nanny to read her a story.
01:32:31No, I don't want Nanny!
01:32:32Nanny, no!
01:32:34Please, I want to stay out here.
01:32:37Don't leave me!
01:32:43My word!
01:32:45Girly doesn't want a story.
01:32:47And she doesn't want to go to bed.
01:32:49But Girly must want something.
01:32:51Girly always wants something when she's in a tantrum.
01:32:54I'm not in a tantrum!
01:32:56Mumsy will get you a nice story to cuddle up with.
01:33:01Oh, where's your lovely Nanny doll?
01:33:04Don't want Nanny doll!
01:33:07Nanny's nasty.
01:33:09You're not frightened of Nanny, are you?
01:33:12She hasn't been telling you about the bogeyman.
01:33:16Not frightened.
01:33:18That's right.
01:33:20You just cuddle up nice and warm,
01:33:22and I'll go and see if Nanny has the lunch ready yet.
01:33:35Nasty Nanny is no good.
01:33:39Chop her up for firewood.
01:33:44When she's dead.
01:33:47Nanny?
01:33:50Nanny, where are you?
01:34:05Nanny?
01:34:08Nanny!
01:34:11Nanny, where are you?
01:34:18Nanny!
01:34:22Nanny!
01:34:24Nanny!
01:34:35Nanny!
01:34:38Oh, Girly!
01:34:43What could you expect?
01:34:45Well, go on, what could you expect?
01:34:47I really don't know.
01:34:49You must have.
01:34:50What do you mean, I must have?
01:34:52It must have happened sooner or later with me and one of these new friends.
01:34:56So much for all the rules.
01:34:58What good did rules ever do?
01:35:00But you must have rules.
01:35:02A happy family needs rules.
01:35:06Now that the rules count for so little,
01:35:08I really don't know what's going to happen to any of us.
01:35:11To you, to me, or to Nanny.
01:35:16Where is Nanny, anyway?
01:35:18If I don't find her soon, this meal will be ruined.
01:35:23Girly!
01:35:26When she's dead,
01:35:28boil her head,
01:35:30make it into gingerbread.
01:35:52Nanny!
01:36:16What are you doing?
01:36:18Putting Nanny on the train to the Angels.
01:36:20That's your room.
01:36:22Mumsy says I won't be needing it anymore.
01:36:24Mumsy says she's going to be lonely without Nanny.
01:36:51Girly's in the wrong chair.
01:36:56Nicer.
01:37:00Just this once, then.
01:37:06There we are.
01:37:08Nanny.
01:37:10Nanny.
01:37:12Nanny.
01:37:14Nanny.
01:37:16Nanny.
01:37:18There we are.
01:37:20Elevens.
01:37:22Tens are for booties.
01:37:26What have you done with friend in two?
01:37:28Putting Nanny on the train to Heaven.
01:37:31I do hope he gave her a blanket.
01:37:33She does feel the cold, so...
01:37:36And here's our pretty pattern,
01:37:39where we can both see it.
01:37:41Can't I have one of my own?
01:37:43In happy families,
01:37:45it's nicer to...
01:37:47Share and share alike.
01:37:49That's right, dearest.
01:37:57Dearest.
01:37:59You're knitting faster than me,
01:38:01and it's not allowed.
01:38:03Can't help it if I'm better.
01:38:09Mumsy.
01:38:11If we share everything...
01:38:13Mumsy understands, Sugarplum.
01:38:17Friend in two shall be your playmate
01:38:20on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
01:38:23He'll be mine on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.
01:38:30What about Sundays?
01:38:32Miss Gurley.
01:38:34Sorry, Mumsy.
01:38:40What day is it today, Mumsy?
01:38:42Why, dearest, it's Saturday.
01:38:45My day.
01:39:04I think I should find you a new friend.
01:39:07You'd like that, wouldn't you, Mumsy?
01:39:10Hmm. Somebody younger this time.
01:39:13You might tire a friend in two,
01:39:16and so might I.
01:39:18After all, suppose we both...
01:39:21There's no suppose about that.
01:39:44All right, dearest.
01:39:46You can go to the playground.
01:39:48But do be careful, my cherub.
01:39:51You'll be alone this time.
01:39:54Can new friend come?
01:39:56Must I remind you, Gurley?
01:39:59Oh. Yes.
01:40:02I know.
01:40:04I know.
01:40:06I know.
01:40:08I know.
01:40:10Yes. I know.
01:40:13It's Saturday.
01:40:16Off you go, then.
01:40:25Watch your step, dearest.
01:40:28And you watch yours.
01:40:41BELL RINGS
01:40:56Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall.
01:41:02Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
01:41:06All the king's horses and all the king's men...
01:41:14..couldn't put Humpty together again.
01:41:35THE END