Badman vs The Scarecrow
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00:00Leave no traces towards the place you gotta take a piss why does he do that
00:11every time we're committing a crime
00:27Oh having trouble? I'm Drake. You look like a guy who takes himself way too seriously. You are my opinion.
00:38Girl Scouts, you need the lightening. Wait, what? Girl Scouts!
00:47Wait, you're scared of Girl Scouts?
00:48Knock on the door. I don't have any cash. Maybe I didn't use enough of this stuff.
00:58Yes, feel the fear. No, sleep with DJ.
01:05Sleeveless shirts. Your torso is warm, but what of your arms?
01:11Wait, hold on, hold on.
01:18Roomba!
01:21You jump off of buildings and you fight criminals and you're scared of Roombas?
01:26How does it know where to go if we don't push it?
01:31Wow, just wow. Oh my god, what is it now?
01:42Why would you be afraid of that?
01:51Okay.
01:58I don't understand.
02:01Wait, I've got to check this. Hold on. Hey, hey, wake up.
02:09Now what do you see?
02:13Fire.
02:15Oh god, make it stop.
02:17See, that makes sense to me.
02:22Hey Batman, how you doing?
02:23Oh my god, are you kidding me?
02:25Goose McKenzie, you keep your distance.
02:28Goose McKenzie, that...
02:29Going way back.
02:30You know, most people know me as Shooter McGavin, but thanks for knowing my look.
02:36The television show Double Dare.
02:38Invisalign braces.
02:40A bag of sun chips.
02:42Babe Ruth's tiny legs.
02:45Bats, bats. See, that makes sense because you're afraid of bats, so you dress like a bat so you can frighten your enemies.
02:52Dress like a...
02:53Not bats.
02:55Baths.
02:58Baths.
02:59Baths, like a bath.
03:00Yep.
03:01Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing and uses one-third the water.
03:07And you're Gotham's savior.
03:09It's wasteful!
03:12Screw this.
03:18You're burning alive. This doesn't scare you.
03:21You know, it's actually kind of a relief.
03:23Just keep those rumors away from me.
03:26They're like little electronic Alfreds.
03:28I mean, I mean nobody.
03:30Certainly not the butler who raised me.