Mere Baap Pehle Aap मूवी के TOP 3 कॉमेडी सीन्स - Rajpal Yadav_ Paresh Rawal_ Om Puri- Indian Comedy(
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00:30What will you say? I'll call the police.
00:33Come on.
00:34He's running away.
00:36Hey, you shirtless guy.
00:38Wait.
00:44Tell me your name.
00:46Rane.
00:49Rane.
00:50And my name is Mathur.
00:52Hey, idiot. Did I ask you?
00:55Hey, just Rane?
00:56No, Janardhan Vishambhar Rane.
00:58You idiot. Why did you jump in between?
01:02You told me not to say my name.
01:04So, I told him.
01:05Now, if he wants, he can tell me my name.
01:07Do you think I'm an animal?
01:09Rascal.
01:11Take everything off.
01:12Take it off.
01:14Hey, animal.
01:15You write.
01:17Mr. Janardhan Vishambhar Rane,
01:20was caught red-handed today.
01:22Who all are there in the house?
01:24What are you doing?
01:28Hey, rascal.
01:29What are you doing?
01:30Stop it.
01:31Stop it.
01:34You told me to take everything off.
01:36I told you to take your pants off.
01:38Rascal.
01:39I told you to take your pants off.
01:43What was I saying?
01:44Who all are there in the house?
01:45Shut up.
01:49Who all are there in the house?
01:51Two sons.
01:52Wife.
01:54She passed away.
01:55When?
01:58It's been 30 years.
02:00Write, animal.
02:01Rane has been red-handed for 30 years.
02:02Vidur.
02:03Whatever.
02:04Write.
02:05It's not surprising
02:06that the hungry man
02:07has become a red-handed rascal.
02:10How did this trophy come here?
02:11Put it back.
02:12Put it back.
02:15What's your story?
02:17I'm unmarried.
02:19Hey, old man.
02:20Aren't you married?
02:21What am I asking you?
02:22Aren't you married, old man?
02:25I was married once.
02:27Then how did you become unmarried?
02:30My wife left me.
02:31That's why I divorced her.
02:33Wow.
02:34You hit the jackpot.
02:36Kid.
02:37I didn't get the time.
02:38She ran away from the wedding.
02:40That's good.
02:41That's good?
02:42Where are you?
02:43Shut up.
02:45Write.
02:46Whatever.
02:47Rape cases.
02:48The accused are missing.
02:49I don't care.
02:50I don't care.
02:51I just don't want these dogs to accept me.
02:54What are you staring at?
02:55Stand up straight.
03:00What other things have been stolen from your house?
03:03All the jewellery.
03:04What time was it that night?
03:052 o'clock in the night.
03:07Were you sleeping?
03:08Yes.
03:09Is the ACP here?
03:10Yes.
03:11He's beating up two thugs.
03:13Oh.
03:14What's their name?
03:15Inspector BB.
03:19And these two cruel thugs, with a 14 year old girl, when they were...
03:34Who are you?
03:37I was just...
03:42Have I ever seen you before?
03:46No, I'm coming to the police station for the first time.
03:50Gaurav!
03:54How do you know my name?
03:57It's me, Bhawani Bhaagmar.
04:00Your old gang. Don't you recognize me?
04:02You used to throw so many parties on our terrace.
04:04Vicky's elder sister.
04:08Bhawani!
04:11You ran away with Chaprasi. Your family brought you back from college.
04:14What are you doing here?
04:16It's okay. We won't tell anyone.
04:18Get back here!
04:21He's talking in the middle of the road.
04:23An innocent girl who was scared of an ant, has become a police officer.
04:27What do I tell you, Gaurav?
04:29The situation makes a person a police officer.
04:31But what are you doing here?
04:33Are you here to file a complaint?
04:34Just tell me your name. I'll have your bones resurged.
04:37No, I'm not here to file a complaint.
04:39I'm here to get them released.
04:43How are you related to them?
04:46If you ask me, they look like my cooks.
04:52Who? Chhel Chabila?
04:54He was out to get vegetables in the morning.
04:56I heard the police caught him, so I came here.
04:58And Nanga?
05:02I don't know him.
05:03What? You don't know me?
05:06All I know is that he comes to clean the toilet.
05:10Sister, please let the cook go.
05:13How can I let him go?
05:15He has already filed an FIR.
05:17Sister, I'll starve to death.
05:19These days, you can easily find a father, not a cook.
05:23Okay, fine. Take the cook with you.
05:25But put this naked man in the cellar.
05:28Make him walk 100-200 steps.
05:31Hang him upside down.
05:32Give him the smell of red chilies.
05:34It'll be cheap.
05:39Now get lost.
05:40But don't show up in front of the college again.
05:44Rane, leave me alone.
05:46Hey, stop right there.
05:54What did I tell you to do?
05:56If I'm in a hurry, it'll be over soon.
05:58So I can go home in their car.
06:01You're in the police jeep.
06:02You'll go in the ambulance.
06:03Understood?
06:04Get going.
06:06Start.
06:09Start.
06:18Hello.
06:19Yes?
06:20There's a letter for you.
06:25I think it's from Gaurav.
06:27Hmm.
06:52Hello.
06:53Police station.
06:57Namaste, Tamru.
06:59But why is he dancing like that?
07:02Now you'll see how I make him dance.
07:14What's your name?
07:26Who the hell are you?
07:29Namaste, sir.
07:30How dare you write abusive letters?
07:32Even that to decent women?
07:34He's the rascal.
07:36And here's the letter.
07:40I...
07:48You son of a bitch.
07:51Have you forgotten your place?
07:52You want to dig a camel's neck?
07:54You...
07:57I'm not one of them.
08:00Then I'll make you one.
08:03Hey!
08:04Stop!
08:05Catch him.
08:14Oh my God.
08:15I think he's drunk.
08:17Let him come.
08:18Let's see when Tamru dies.
08:21Let's go.
08:23Hello, Gaurav.
08:24Yes.
08:25I'm Bhawani Bhagmar.
08:26From the police station.
08:28What happened now?
08:29Come here.
08:30Right now.
08:31Is there a problem?
08:33I told you.
08:34Right now.
08:35That's it.
08:38If he falls, you'll fall too.
08:40Your dead body will go from here.
08:42Got it?
08:49You?
08:51How did he come here?
08:53Oh.
08:54So you know him?
08:56No.
08:57I mean, yes.
08:59He works for my shopping mall.
09:01What happened, sister?
09:02What happened?
09:03Do you know what a disgusting job this rascal has done?
09:07He has given dirty letters to decent women.
09:11Rascal.
09:12Bend down.
09:13Don't move.
09:15Really?
09:16Don't be shy to say such dirty words.
09:20When I asked him, he said the boss had given the letter.
09:23Yes.
09:24Me?
09:25When?
09:27Shut up.
09:28Shut up.
09:30I'll find you here.
09:32Rascal.
09:33Sister.
09:34Sister.
09:35Just a minute.
09:36Stand there.
09:38Tell me the truth.
09:39He has a disease.
09:41So what?
09:42Do you want me to make you drink tea?
09:43Two drops in your mouth and you'll die.
09:48Come here.
09:50I don't understand one thing.
09:52Your neighbor, your cook, your servant.
09:54All of them are women.
09:55Is he a small bull?
09:58No.
09:59Actually, his mother ran away with his neighbor.
10:01That's why he is like this.
10:02My mother?
10:03Don't talk about your mother.
10:04Otherwise, I'll pull out your tongue.
10:06Sister.
10:07Please.
10:08He was in the mental asylum for some time.
10:10That's why I kept him with me in school.
10:11Otherwise, nothing like this will happen in future.
10:14I guarantee.
10:24Move.
10:26If I hear that you have even looked at a woman's puppet.
10:31Then I'll put you in your eyes.
10:34Get out.
10:36You fool.
10:37You have ruined my reputation.
10:39Me?
10:40I went to the same place where you wrote the address on the letter.
10:43And I wrote the name Rose in big letters like football on the letter.
10:48You should have asked me before giving the letter.
10:49Is she Rose or Chameli?
10:50No.
10:51You should have slapped me for sending a fool like you.
10:53Excuse me.
10:55I told you to drive fast at 11 o'clock.
11:02Why did this girl call us to the garden?
11:03Will she call us to the cremation ground?
11:06Just come with me.
11:09Look.
11:10You have always used my money.
11:12Today I will show you my market value.
11:15I have heard that small girls like big people like us.
11:19This is happening with me for the first time.
11:22Are you sure?
11:24Is she looking for her father?
11:28But why will she throw flowers at her father?
11:31Where is he?
11:34I told him to meet me in the garden.
11:35But where is he?
11:37Didn't he tell you his number?
11:38No.
11:40Why are these gardens so big?
11:42One flower, one breeze.
11:43That's it.
11:44What is the need of all this?
12:01Hey.
12:02I found him.
12:04He is the one.
12:08Let's go.
12:26Hey, come here.
12:27Yes, madam.
12:29Is he the same crazy cook?
12:32Yes, madam. He is the one.
12:33Oh.
12:34The market.
12:35Rain without clouds.
12:37That too in front of women.
12:38Catch him.
12:39Yes, madam.
12:58The second brother-in-law must have gone here.
13:01Stupid.
13:04Stupid.
13:08Stop, you old man.
13:09Stop.
13:11Stop.
13:13What are you doing?
13:14Come on.
13:15Look ahead.
13:16Listen to me.
13:17Come on.
13:18Sit.
13:19What have I done?
13:20I will show you what you have done.
13:34Get down.
13:36Get down.
13:37This is not an elephant's cage.
13:38Sit quietly.
13:39Come on.
13:42I went to the mall on purpose.
13:44To see what you do as soon as I am around.
13:47Was it my father's good karma that I thought of something?
13:50And I followed you till the park.
13:52Otherwise, if it was in a father's hands today,
13:54my son's values would have been tarnished.
13:57Come on.
13:59Come on.
14:01Come on.
14:02Come on.
14:07Right now.
14:09Stand inside.
14:12Open the door.
14:13Why?
14:14Do you want to go to the police station?
14:15Do you want to play hide and seek with your friend?
14:19Mother slapped me and the cat broke the pot.
14:22But the pot reminds me.
14:23There is no milk, curd, peas or cottage cheese at home.
14:26I will have to go out.
14:27Otherwise, what will you eat in the evening?
14:28Such a big chicken is locked in the cage.
14:30I will fry it and eat it.
14:32Open the door.
14:34Shut up.