• 2 months ago
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00:00Three, two, one, upload.
00:06I notice you're really lonely and sad,
00:09and you often express your feelings as anger.
00:12F*** you, Helen.
00:14Baby, I'm not dead.
00:16Welcome to Upload, your digital afterlife.
00:19Uploads live a life of luxury, pleasure, but they laugh.
00:24Something that makes death worth living.
00:27Prototypes!
00:28Congrats, Mommy.
00:34Welcome back, Nora Anthony.
00:36Thanks, it's been a long time.
00:37Next.
00:40I got so much to tell you.
00:42We have an extremely difficult case.
00:44Let me speak to a manager.
00:47What seems to be the problem?
00:48You're a moron.
00:49You've been cheating on, cheating on me.
00:51Ingrid gave up everything and uploaded for me.
00:53I'm with someone too.
00:55I've been cheating on, cheating on you.
00:57Oh.
00:58It's all good, brother.
01:01That was weird.
01:02So weird.
01:03Uploading should be accessible for everyone.
01:06We need to hold the greedy, powerful people accountable.
01:10He likes Bloody Marys and the rollback of environmental laws.
01:14Well, we can handle one of those.
01:18We're taking this place over.
01:24Focus on!
01:28Place your bets.
01:32You can listen in on any upload.
01:34Do me.
01:35My God, look at her.
01:36She's so beautiful.
01:42Anything else about me?
01:43You were considering bicep inflation.
01:45A little bigger.
01:48Just a little more.
01:50Perfect.
01:54It's so ridiculous.
02:00Dad, why'd you name yourself Richard?
02:02He was like, because I want to be rich.
02:04Did you wash your hands?
02:05Of course not.
02:06Oh my God.
02:08You ever use Schmaltz?
02:09Same heart attack, different afterlife.
02:11High five.
02:13Even if I did know where the Antichrist was, I wouldn't tell you we're on opposite sides.
02:17I rather enjoy being on fleek.
02:19I ate a bug.