Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Saleem Albela | Agha Majid | Comedy Show | 3rd August 2024
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00:00Assalam o alikum my dear viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariaa.
00:21Friends, in the homes you might be noticing that the elders, many times have started
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31:07The rains though,
31:13the drains have dried up,
31:18I don't have the eyes to speak, I don't have the peace to speak,
31:29My beloved doesn't speak to me,
31:35My beloved doesn't speak to me,
31:41I tried a million times,
31:48I tried a million times,
31:53My beloved doesn't speak to me,
31:58My beloved doesn't speak to me,
32:05I tried a million times,
32:10I tried a million times,
32:15I tried a million times,
32:20My beloved doesn't speak to me,
32:25My beloved doesn't speak to me,
32:30I have heard that the high walls,
32:33Keep this heart in charge of me,
32:39No one should meddle in my heart,
32:42I have heard that my heart has broken before,
32:45My heart has broken once,
32:48I have not built a wall of my heart,
33:00I have not built a wall of my heart,
33:05I have not built a wall of my heart,
33:10I have not built a wall of my heart,
33:15I have not built a wall of my heart,
33:20I have not built a wall of my heart,
33:26You sang very well.
33:27Thank you so much.
33:28Well done.
33:30When a person is at home,
33:32Aunt says,
33:33Son, let's go to Rudial,
33:34We have to drop this shopper.
33:37He is holding a garbage shopper,
33:38So people ask him,
33:39Where are you going?
33:41He says, under our feet.
33:47Why do you call it garbage?
33:49Garbage, garbage,
33:50You are the ones who are spreading garbage.
33:52The real thing is that
33:53All our perceptions about things,
33:56That this thing is good,
33:57This thing is bad,
33:58This is just our personal perception.
34:01For example,
34:02If someone has a biogas plant,
34:05And someone has an animal at home,
34:07Whose house has an animal,
34:08His neighbor thinks that
34:10This garbage is filth,
34:12And whose plant,
34:14When he sees the garbage,
34:16Then he says,
34:17This is my income,
34:18Yes, yes.
34:19My income runs on it.
34:21Absolutely.
34:22So the world's biggest economy,
34:25The biggest is the knowledge-based economy.
34:27People like Elon Musk,
34:28They are born everywhere.
34:30They are also in Lahore.
34:31They are born everywhere in Africa.
34:33But they flourish only in America.
34:35Because they know that
34:36It is a knowledge-based economy.
34:37So garbage,
34:38Which we call trash,
34:40It is a very big industry in the world.
34:43It is a very big economy.
34:45Your packaging,
34:47It is a whole product,
34:48From which a lot happens.
34:50And such things come out of it.
34:52Big things come out of it.
34:54For example,
34:55If you find a cold juice,
34:58If you find a juice,
34:59It is a proof to the fat man,
35:00That you have a house.
35:01And the thing to think about is,
35:03How much has the value of the garbage increased?
35:05This is also garbage.
35:07Look,
35:08You should buy a place for both of them,
35:09And give it to them.
35:10Yes, yes.
35:11You should get a factory,
35:12To collect both the garbage.
35:14Yes, sir.
35:15I know.
35:20I also think,
35:21That one day,
35:22Mr. Agha got a foot on his foot,
35:23So he opened his mouth.
35:29Amanat,
35:30You joke with Mr. Agha.
35:35This dog has attacked me.
35:39What are you doing?
35:40Listen to your brother.
35:41Yes, brother.
35:42Greetings, sir.
35:43Greetings.
35:44How are you?
35:45Alhamdulillah. How are you?
35:46Alhamdulillah.
35:47Is everything fine?
35:48Alhamdulillah.
35:50I would like to recite a poem.
35:52Recite a poem to me.
35:53But Mr. Muneer,
35:54Think before you recite.
35:55We have a very bad poet sitting here.
35:59And seeing him,
36:00He has become brave.
36:03The red lips will never remain.
36:06The black hair will never remain.
36:09Look,
36:10Don't believe in God's beauty.
36:12The cruel youth will never remain.
36:14Wow.
36:15The ones who leave,
36:16They never return.
36:18They wear old shoes,
36:19They wear old clothes.
36:25Mr. Muneer,
36:26There is no poet sitting here.
36:29Yes, next.
36:30Greetings, sir.
36:31Greetings.
36:32My name is Ali Zain.
36:33I am very happy to see you.
36:35I am a big fan of Mr. Agha Majid.
36:37It's been 15 years
36:38Since I have seen Mr. Agha Majid
36:40And Mr. Salim Al-Baila.
36:42So I think
36:43The cartoons that were made in India,
36:45The cartoons that were made in India,
36:46Motu Patlu,
36:47They were made after seeing his pair.
36:48Wow.
36:49Wow.
36:52He fell down.
36:53The whole world is jealous.
36:54Are you mad?
36:56Say it.
36:57Say it.
36:58Samosa.
36:59Samosa.
37:01I want to say a poem.
37:02Say it.
37:03Neither did it appear to him,
37:04Nor did it appear to us.
37:06Neither did it appear to him,
37:07Nor did it appear to us.
37:08Neither did it appear to him,
37:09Nor did it appear to us.
37:10Wow.
37:11Love remained entangled
37:12In the confused gaze.
37:13Love remained entangled
37:14In the confused gaze.
37:15Wow.
37:18Yes Bro.
37:19Assalamualaikum Sir.
37:20Walaikumassalam.
37:21From Ghulam Mustafa Okada.
37:22Oh wow.
37:23From Haroon Rafique Lahore.
37:24Thank you Sir.
37:25Yes Sir.
37:26Today, Sir,
37:27About poetry,
37:28I've watched 2 poems
37:29From Saghar Siddiqui
37:30Oh wow.
37:31And 1 from Punjabi Doda
37:32Yes Sir.
37:33Please give more.
37:34I want to say something.
37:35Please give more.
37:36I want to say something.
37:39These 2 or 4 people
37:40Who appear to be crazy,
37:41These 2 or 4 people
37:42Who appear to be crazy,
37:43There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
37:56Otherwise, these people seem to be awake.
38:00There is nothing but mischief in my gatherings.
38:08There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
38:19There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
38:34There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
38:47There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
39:02There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
39:11There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
39:25There are some people who keep secrets in your gatherings and go to sleep.
39:35Thank you, sir.
39:36Wow, very nice.
39:40Assalamualaikum.
39:41Walaikumassalam.
39:42Sakhawat Ali.
39:43Sakhawat Ali.
39:44I will recite a few verses.
39:45Where are you from, Sakhawat Ali?
39:46I am from Sheikhupura, sir.
39:47Wow.
39:48He was in my control for a long time.
39:50I chose him for a long time.
39:53He was in my love for a long time.
39:55I chose him for a long time.
39:58I chose him for a long time.
40:01I was important, he was an illusion.
40:03I chose him for a long time.
40:04Wow.
40:05Sakhawat Ali, don't come.
40:08I am happy for you.
40:10Your illusion is over.
40:11I am happy for you.
40:14It's time for music.
40:16Yes.
40:17I have a favorite song.
40:18I told Amanat..
40:20No.
40:22No.
40:23This is not possible.
40:24Sir, you listen to another song.
40:26Okay.
40:32Over to you.
40:33Wow, Amanat.
40:35Let him attack.
40:44Viewers, this was today's show.
40:45God willing, we will meet you in the next show.
40:47Take good care of yourself.
40:48Allah Hafiz.
40:51Allah Hafiz.