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00:00How are you, brother?
00:17Why are you crying?
00:19I went to the hospital twice to see you.
00:22But no one let me go inside.
00:24I even prayed to God twice for you.
00:28May God bless you.
00:36Am I really a hooligan, dad?
00:39I don't know.
00:41But how can anyone love a hooligan so much?
00:48I'll leave now.
00:49Why?
00:51Dad, you came all the way here and left me at home.
00:54There are so many people waiting to meet him.
00:56Should I also wait in line?
00:57At least tell me what you came here for.
00:59If I tell you, you'll know.
01:00I'm going back.
01:01So, let's go quietly.
01:03Move aside, brother.
01:04Easy, easy.
01:08Be careful.
01:10Long live, brother!
01:12Long live, brother!
01:14Long live, brother!
01:16Long live, brother!
01:18Long live, brother!
01:20Long live, brother!
01:28Yes, Munna?
01:29You left?
01:30Yes.
01:31I was jealous of your respect.
01:34Please come back.
01:36I won't like it.
01:38Otherwise, I'll go back to the hospital.
01:42You're really Munna.
01:45Make tea for me.
01:47I'm coming.
01:49What happened now?
01:50He's asking me to come back.
01:51Otherwise, I'll go back to the hospital.
01:57Brother.
01:59Rahmati has sent these flowers.
02:02Hmm.
02:04Keep it there.
02:06Yes, brother.
02:07And listen.
02:10Don't tell your wife that Rahmati has sent these flowers.
02:14Yes, brother.
02:15Hey, hey, hey.
02:16I threw these flowers in the street.
02:18I won't keep them there.
02:19Hey.
02:20Do as I say.
02:22Look at the flowers.
02:23Don't look at the intentions of the sender.
02:29Go and keep it there.
02:33She's also here?
02:34She came and left, brother.
02:36Then she's back.
02:37What is she here for?
02:38Ask her, brother.
02:40You'll ask her, rascal.
02:43Put the phone down.
02:46Hmm.
02:48Hey, will anyone ask me for tea?
02:58Thank you, son.
03:02Call Zarnab too.
03:04Tell her to come and have tea.
03:07She won't come now.
03:12She has gone upstairs to see the pigeons.
03:16Munna watches them too?
03:19Yes, brother.
03:20He watches them too.
03:22He plays with them too.
03:23He talks to them too.
03:24If he has time, he even feeds them.
03:29Look at him.
03:30He's so mischievous.
03:31Take this out.
03:32This is that one.
03:35The tea is here.
03:36Take out the tea that father will drink.
03:39This.
03:40This white one.
03:41One minute.
03:45Yes, yes.
03:46Come, come.
03:47Enough, enough, enough.
03:50It's here.
03:51Your card is here.
03:55You know a lot of mischief.
03:57Huh?
03:58Look here.
03:59Are you a goon?
04:00You trouble girls?
04:03Not girls, but pigeons.
04:05It's girls.
04:10If you stay with me for two days,
04:13you'll become a gentleman.
04:15Yes, that's true.
04:17I ate your food for ten days.
04:20I've become a gentleman.
04:23Tell me something honestly.
04:27Are you innocent or
04:30very clever?
04:31No, no.
04:33There's no one clever here.
04:35There's no one innocent here either.
04:38If they were innocent, they would've died long ago.
04:41If they were innocent, they would've lived longer.
04:44What's the age of goons?
04:45Mostly 30 to 35 years.
04:47Where there's no law,
04:48the cowards are called innocent.
04:51And there's no need to kill the cowards.
04:54They live long.
04:56They don't even die.
04:57They are buried.
05:00Wow, everyone here is a professor.
05:04What do you say, Dilbar?
05:07You give this to me.
05:09And you go down.
05:10One minute.
05:12If you trouble the girls again,
05:16I'll take you with me.
05:18She's so mischievous.
05:19Make her understand.
05:20I got it.
05:21You got your bet.
05:25Come, come.
05:27I'll teach you a lesson.
05:28Wait, wait.
05:30Come here.
05:33Hello.
05:34Why don't you pick up the phone?
05:35It was charging.
05:39Did she leave?
05:40No, she's still here.
05:41Give me the bomb.
05:42I don't have a bomb.
05:43I have a pistol.
05:44Okay.
05:46Is her car parked?
05:47Yes, it's parked.
05:48It's right in front of me.
05:50Blow out all four tires.
05:52Yes, I'll do it right away.
05:53But...
05:54But what?
05:55But she won't be able to leave like this.
05:58Then let her stay.
06:02Turn your face towards Munna's house.
06:06Curse him.
06:07What?
06:08Curse him.
06:09Okay, I'll do it right away.
06:39I'll do it right away.
07:09I'll do it right away.
07:39I'll do it right away.
08:10Your silence and my tone
08:19Your silence and my tone
08:24We'll talk when we meet
08:32Our eyes, your face
08:38We'll talk when we meet
08:46Your silence and my tone
08:51We'll talk when we meet
09:07Our eyes, your face
09:14We'll talk when we meet
09:32Actually, I...
09:33Actually, I...
09:36Actually, I...
09:40I was just...
09:43Actually, I was wondering whose pictures are these.
09:54These are my father's.
10:04These are my mother's.
10:11These two were not from this world.
10:16That's why they didn't live in this world.
10:20Why weren't they from this world?
10:28My mother used to say,
10:29My mother used to say,
10:30Munna,
10:33if I die of the hunger for Halal,
10:34Munna, if I die of the hunger for Halal,
10:39then I'll kiss your forehead on the day of judgement
10:41then I'll kiss your forehead on the day of judgement
10:43and I'll say with my chest out
10:48that I'm his mother.
11:00And I don't know what my father used to say.
11:10What?
11:12I'll tell you one thing,
11:14I'll tell you the rest later.
11:19Sit.
11:25Once he called me to his place,
11:27made me sit
11:29and put his hand on my neck
11:32and put his hand on my neck
11:33and put his hand on my neck
11:34and said,
11:36move ahead in life
11:40but stand firm on one point.
11:41but stand firm on one point.
11:43Ask me what?
11:45What?
11:46No, he...
11:48He asked me to ask him.
11:49He asked me to ask him.
11:52When I asked him, he said,
11:57remember when the dirt of the house
12:00reaches the dirty drains,
12:04then no one recognises
12:05whose burger is expensive
12:06and whose roti is cheap.
12:12So did you listen to your father?
12:18No.
12:22Then why are you telling me?
12:24I said I'll tell you one day.
12:25When?
12:27When I'll feel
12:30that I won't cry today.
12:35Hey, Munna.
12:39Don't cry.
12:48You're talking just like me.
12:57You're talking just like me.
13:27You're talking just like me.
13:51You knew she was my fiancée.
13:58You knew.
14:00Still, you weren't scared.
14:07I found out after falling in love.
14:15How much love?
14:17So much,
14:19that I shot Munna.
14:22I called you and you came running.
14:24I called you and you came running.
14:29Do you know what I started doing to you?
14:32You won't do anything.
14:36That,
14:38what do you call it?
14:40Fiancée?
14:44She's not yours anymore.
14:50Right now,
14:51she's at Munna's house.
14:55And we both
14:57are sitting here at your house.
15:24And
15:30the sad part is
15:33that even after so many bullets,
15:37you didn't die.
15:43He died.
15:47But he brought him back to life.
15:51This Munna
15:54is mine.
15:57He's very smart.
16:01It's said that
16:03a woman who dies in love
16:06brings a dead man back to life.
16:13Do you still love her?
16:18Not at all.
16:20You're lying.
16:25Your love is in your anger.
16:35When will you kill her?
16:48I said,
16:50when will you kill her?
16:52Munna,
16:55kill her.
16:56This time, full and final.
17:09I kill her
17:10and hang myself.
17:14And you take her away.
17:16You didn't touch her while I was alive.
17:20You kill Munna.
17:21I'm telling you,
17:23I'll give you a head massage
17:26as a gift.
17:32And then,
17:33you marry her.
17:39And tell her to dance on the henna and henna.
17:48I want to see her dance.
17:52She says I dance very well.
17:58I'll see her dance once.
18:03Then I'll give you
18:06full
18:08and final.
18:21I want to see her dance.
18:51I want to see her dance.
19:01He was crying, dad.
19:04Why was he crying?
19:06He's not a brother.
19:08When a brother speaks,
19:10it sounds like a brother.
19:16He's so heartless
19:17that
19:19he'll break if he gets hurt.
19:24He's not heartless,
19:26but he's eating pills like a drug.
19:32Brother-in-law?
19:35I've heard it so many times,
19:36it's on my mind and tongue.
19:42Brother-in-law.
19:44Shh.
19:46Who's that?
19:47The one who's farting.
19:48Get him out.
20:00Take it easy.
20:10You tease girls?
20:13She said that.
20:16She calls pigeons girls too.
20:18What can I do?
20:21I'm punishing you.
20:23Go.
20:25Find your girl.
20:32Punishment is the way of the world.
20:35Mine and hers.
20:39Brother, look.
20:44Are you okay?
20:49It's an unknown number.
20:51Check who it is.
20:53Hello.
20:56Yes, one minute.
20:59Minister.
21:00What's the key?
21:06Yes, Minister.
21:07Munna here.
21:09Looking good.
21:11What's up?
21:13What's up?
21:14Munna here.
21:16Looking good.
21:18Tell me.
21:20I need to meet you.
21:22Urgent.
21:24The doctors said
21:25I shouldn't leave the house.
21:28I can't come here.
21:30Who told you to come?
21:32I'll come to you.
21:34I need to talk to you.
21:37How many people?
21:38I'll come.
21:40I'm the only one.
21:42We meet in the private car
21:43when we need to talk about the government.
21:46Okay, 7 o'clock.
21:48I'll be at your door
21:50at 6.69.
21:53Okay.
21:56What?
21:58I need to talk to you.
22:00I can't come.
22:07When you went to the terrace
22:09to see the pigeons
22:11I heard Munna's voice.
22:15I thought I should call the priest.
22:19Who is this priest?
22:27He calls me a priest.
22:30Dilbar named me.
22:32He says Munna didn't recover from the medicines
22:36but your prayers.
22:38He's right.
22:41You saved him from death.
22:44I think
22:46if something had happened to him
22:49I would've been in debt all my life.
22:54I wouldn't have been able to repay it.
23:05Can I sleep for a while?
23:06Yes.
23:09Listen.
23:12Before making any decision
23:15think again
23:17that he's a goon.
23:21Even if you and I
23:23don't consider him a goon.
23:26I know, Dad.
23:30And I still consider him a goon.
23:34He'll leave everything if you say so.
23:41Why would I say so?
23:43No, I mean
23:47he can't refuse you.
23:50So?
23:59Tell me more.
24:11You've fallen in love with him.
24:16I don't feel bad.
24:20I'm just scared, Sarna.
24:36It was sunny when you left the car.
24:38Did you feel hot?
24:41Hot?
24:43Go and take a bath.
24:45Put some cold water on your head.
24:47And trust me and sleep for two hours
24:50that you haven't fallen in love with him.
24:58It's not sunny today.
25:00What if it's not sunny?
25:09Sudhir
25:13Who are you?
25:20Sunial
25:29Before making any decision
25:31think again
25:33that he's a goon.
25:35Even if you and I
25:36You don't think of him as an old man.
25:50You have fallen in love with him.
26:02Please come back.
26:04I won't like it.
26:07Or else I will go back to the hospital.
26:31You didn't sleep?
26:34No.
26:39Your words didn't let me sleep.
26:42What are you talking about?
26:46You said that I have fallen in love with him.
26:54I haven't.
26:57And I never will.
27:00Yes.
27:03I am waiting for you.
27:06Tell me the car number.
27:09Zulmi.
27:12It's a black car.
27:15He is outside.
27:21We are left with sister-in-law's tiffin.
27:24Thank God, she was very hungry.
27:26The food didn't come.
27:29Only the tiffin came.
27:32When sister-in-law brought the food yesterday,
27:35she left the tiffin here.
27:38Shall I call her?
27:41Will you call her back?
27:44I will tell her that brother is very hungry.
27:47The food won't come.
27:50The minister must be here.
27:53Bring him to me.
27:57Welcome, minister.
28:00How are you?
28:02Remove your mask.
28:05Good sense of humor.
28:08Come.
28:14Let's start.
28:17Wait, Munna.
28:20Let me see you alive and be happy.
28:23It's done.
28:26Who is happier than life?
28:29I will tell you later.
28:32Let's get to work.
28:35I can run.
28:38Miracle.
28:41How many people have you killed?
28:46With my life.
28:49And what?
28:52No one.
28:54No murder?
28:56No murder.
28:58It's been recorded.
29:01No one died from the hands of the person
29:04who did this.
29:07This is my record.
29:10Break this record.
29:13You know who reaches the victory stand.
29:16The one who makes the record
29:19or the one who breaks the record.
29:21Break it.
29:23Break the record.
29:26You could have told me this on the phone.
29:29Would you have agreed if I had told you on the phone?
29:34I wouldn't have called you.
29:38I got you a private car for no reason.
29:41I put on a mask.
29:43I wore a P-cap.
29:47I want to be a brother, minister.
29:51I can't kill anyone.
29:54How will you become a big man?
29:56You are a big man.
29:58You just have to become a minister.
30:01And to become a big man, you have to forget
30:04that there is a small man too.
30:06Noroz was saying that you are very brave.
30:09You are not afraid of anyone.
30:11You are lying.
30:14I am neither intelligent nor brave
30:17that anyone would think that I am not afraid of anyone.
30:21You are afraid of Rehmati.
30:31Excuse me.
30:34Hello.
30:36Hello.
30:38Our tiffin has left with you.
30:40Yes, Dilbar told me.
30:42So return it.
30:44I will bring it at night.
30:46Don't come yourself.
30:48Just send it to someone.
30:52Okay.
31:00What were you saying?
31:02I was asking if you are afraid of Rehmati.
31:05I used to be.
31:07Now I am very afraid of her.
31:09Take over her.
31:12How?
31:14Kill her.
31:17Rehmati has brought me up as a brother.
31:19I was a small priest.
31:21She has made me her brother.
31:23And I was a brother
31:25who used to do whatever he wanted.
31:29I will not be ungrateful.
31:31I will keep her scared but I will not kill her.
31:34You will have to kill her or else he will kill you.
31:37Because he does not let fear live.
31:41How will you live?
31:45I have your spiritual guide.
31:46I have my spiritual guide.
31:49He will not let me die.
31:51Munna, a bullet
31:53can kill even a spiritual guide.
31:55If you want to make someone your spiritual guide in love
31:59then you will have to kill the bullet.
32:07Sit down and talk.
32:09I can't sit and talk.
32:12I am going to see off now.
32:13You were absolutely right
32:15that you are not intelligent at all.
32:22If we were intelligent
32:24then there would have been ministers like you in the future.
32:27Greet our foolishness.
32:32We make governments for you.
32:34Where do you want to go?
32:36One minute.
32:39Take your cap and mask.
32:44Rehmati's men are roaming around.
32:55I have told him directly
32:57to return our tiffin.
32:59Hmm.
33:01And he must have said yes.
33:03I will return it.
33:05How dare he refuse me?
33:07Good.
33:13Why did you say good?
33:15Because you have convinced me
33:17that he is just a goon
33:19and because of the bullets he took because of you
33:22you were cooking food for him in his sympathy.
33:25And the prayers you were praying for him
33:28Hmm.
33:30That too you were repaying his favor.
33:32Isn't it?
33:34What else?
33:36That is why I said good.
33:38Very good.
33:40I don't care.
33:42I have recognized him.
33:44I will go to him in a day or two.
33:46I will ask him how he is.
33:48Hmm.
33:50This is your greatness.
33:52Otherwise there is no need to go.
33:54The last time I saw him
33:56I thought he will be fit
33:58till the next bullet is fired.
34:01Why will he get shot now?
34:03He is a goon.
34:05This is what happens in a goon's fate.
34:07Either kill him or die.
34:09Anyway, why do you care?
34:16No, there is nothing like that.
34:21Sympathy feels like this.
34:23It gets suspended all of a sudden.
34:26And I have become friends with him too.
34:28Dilbar and Zulmi.
34:30Hmm.
34:32Dilbar sings very well.
34:34We will keep a party there day after tomorrow.
34:35And Zulmi
34:37listen to his jokes.
34:39He makes me laugh and makes me feel bad.
34:43By the way, you also make me laugh and make me feel bad.
34:47Don't you believe it?
34:49Get my CT scan done.
34:51You will know how much I am laughing from inside.
34:54Why?
34:56On what?
34:58I have never seen in my life that you are scared of anyone.
35:00I have never seen in my life that you are scared of anyone.
35:04And I have never heard in my life that you have ever lied.
35:09And that too with so much honesty.
35:14Eat food.
35:16I had told you that you are a very bad actress.
35:18That's why I have become a host.
35:20I won't eat but even you won't eat.
35:22Keep the spoon at the back.
35:26And tell me
35:27when did you see that I am scared of anyone?
35:30And when did you hear that I even lie?
35:36You have never lied to anyone.
35:41But now you have started lying to yourself.
35:46And you have never been scared of anyone.
35:50But you are scared of the fact that he is a goon
35:53and you can't fall in love with him.
36:02You loved a goon for 8 years.
36:06You were engaged for 4 years.
36:09And if he hadn't cheated you,
36:11you would have been married last month.
36:16I have tested this goon.
36:19I have tested him.
36:21He is a goon for sure.
36:24But he is not a goon inside.
36:28You have fallen in love with him.
36:31You just don't agree.
36:35Dad.
36:37Listen.
36:39I had told you
36:41to think twice before taking any decision.
36:45You just thought once.
36:50Even I won't eat food without his permission.
36:54He must have understood that you have sent him food
36:57by taking your tiffin to him.
37:02His heart must have broken.
37:08Okay, you eat food.
37:10I won't eat food
37:12because even he wouldn't have eaten food.
37:14If you don't believe me, call him and ask him.
37:17And Zarnab, I am not like you
37:20that I forget someone's favor so soon.
37:26He didn't save your life by taking pills.
37:33He saved my respect.
37:46ZARNAB ZARNAB