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00:30Do you want me to sit in the air?
00:31Sit properly.
00:32Take off your shoes.
00:34I don't want to wear shoes and roam around the house.
00:36Take off your shoes.
00:37Without you, Babu Bhaiya, you will remain a poor man.
00:39Cheap thinking will remain.
00:40A rich man sleeps on the sofa wearing shoes.
00:43Babu Bhaiya, live in style.
00:44Eat food with a fork and spoon.
00:46How will I eat?
00:47How will I eat vada pav with a fork and spoon?
00:50What is this?
00:51I left from here 15 minutes ago.
00:53I am wearing the same clothes.
00:55Become rich.
00:57A rich man changes his clothes in 15 minutes.
00:59In half an hour, he changes his house.
01:01In an hour, he changes his business.
01:03And in two hours, he changes his wife.
01:05Panduranga, where is my wife?
01:08Should I change the one next to me?
01:10Okay, forget all that.
01:12Change this phone.
01:13After spending so much money, you have kept the same number.
01:15Change this model.
01:17Don't touch the phone.
01:18Move.
01:19Did I change you?
01:21No, right?
01:22Don't talk about changing my phone.
01:24If you want, change your name, change your clothes.
01:26If you want, change your father.
01:28Don't talk about changing the phone.
01:30This bungalow, this car, this money.
01:32Your shoes and underwear are because of the phone.
01:36This is not a phone.
01:37This is the bell of fate.
01:39The bell of fate.
01:42Hello.
01:44Whose phone is it?
01:45Kabira.
01:46Kabira speaking.
01:48He thinks Baburao is dead.
01:49Baburao died in the morning.
01:51He thinks Baburao is dead.
01:52He is not my uncle.
01:53Kabira speaking.
01:57Kabira speaking.
01:59Jai Maharashtra.
02:02Star Fisheries?
02:03Are you joking?
02:05Half of the fish died in the water.
02:07And half died of thirst.
02:09And Baburao's dhoti also opened.
02:13Dhoti opens?
02:16Pick it up.
02:18Pick it up.
02:20I don't want it.
02:21Pick these two poor people up.
02:43Oh God.
02:46What will we do with Babu?
02:48We gave him a golden pot.
02:50But he is begging.
02:51It's such a big swimming pool.
02:53But he will tie a rope in the bucket and go for a swim.
02:55What respect will the neighbors have?
02:57I have dug a well here.
02:58He is innocent. I will explain.
03:00Brother Babu.
03:01What are you doing?
03:02What you haven't done in the last five years.
03:05I am taking a bath.
03:06No one bathes like this.
03:08Then how do I take a bath?
03:09Brother Babu.
03:10What is the need to pull the rope like this?
03:12Put the bucket inside.
03:13Take out the water and take a bath.
03:15He doesn't have common sense.
03:18What is the need to put the bucket inside the swimming pool?
03:21Go directly.
03:22How can I go directly?
03:28Oh Lord Ganesha.
03:31Oh Lord Ganesha.
03:37Give it to me.
03:38What should I give you?
03:39You said you will give me five crores.
03:41I haven't seen a rich man beg like a beggar.
03:45Let me invest.
03:46Let me invest.
03:47You people give me.
03:48What?
03:49Give me ten lakhs and sign this form.
03:51I won't give.
03:52I won't give.
03:53If you give me one crore, I will invest it.
03:55I will get two crores in 21 days.
03:57Take this.
03:58You are educated.
03:59Read it.
04:00Read it.
04:01What is written?
04:02Read it.
04:05It is written that the money will double in 21 days.
04:07If you give me one crore, it will double.
04:09It will double.
04:10It is written.
04:11Give me.
04:12I trust Raju.
04:13Take this.
04:14I will give you my ten lakhs.
04:15Come on.
04:16Come on.
04:17Sign it.
04:18Sign it.
04:19But...
04:20Come on.
04:21Sign it.
04:22Come on.
04:27What happened?
04:28Did you hear anything?
04:29He always hears something.
04:31There is no music.
04:32There is no radio or TV.
04:33Sign it.
04:34Come on.
04:35Come on.
04:38I can hear.
04:39You people...
04:40Do it.
04:41Do it.
04:42Come on.
04:43Sign it.
04:44Do it.
04:47That is fine.
04:48But listen.
04:49We have 30 lakhs.
04:50How will you get the remaining 70 lakhs?
04:52You people trust me, right?
04:54Yes.
04:55I have faith in God.
04:56Yes.
04:57I will get the remaining 70 lakhs somehow.
04:59Okay?
05:00Okay?
05:01He is a very good man.
05:03Brother, I am telling you.
05:05Raju will kill us.
05:06Sign it.
05:07You don't worry.
05:08Don't worry.
05:11Mangal Murthy.
05:12Deva, my money will double, right?
05:19Raju.
05:23Unload the luggage.
05:24Yes, sir.
05:25Who is it?
05:26Dattu.
05:27Unload the luggage quickly.
05:28Yes, sir.
05:29Who is Mr. Uday among you?
05:34Hello, Mr. Uday.
05:35Purushottam.
05:36Pappu.
05:39I am the municipal officer of this area.
05:41I am new.
05:44You must be knowing that this house is illegal.
05:48I know whose house it is.
05:50It is RDX's house.
05:51And I also know who he is.
05:56Is there anything called law or not?
06:00No, no. Don't be scared.
06:01I only look dangerous.
06:02But I am a very good man.
06:04I work within the limits of the law.
06:08If there is any valuable thing, then take it out.
06:11I am going to break the house.
06:12Go.
06:13Help him break it.
06:15Yes, sir.
06:17Come on, guys.
06:18Sir, I will also help you.
06:19Yes, let's go.
06:20Take care.
06:21What is the matter, Mr. Uday?
06:24Has the hero of the film given you a complex?
06:27Ballu.
06:28Yes, sir.
06:29Tell me.
06:30One of my legs is fake.
06:31I am a big fan of hockey.
06:32Not that.
06:33Tell me what happened at the auspicious time.
06:35Auspicious time?
06:37That is amazing.
06:38The director took out Sunil Shetty and made him the hero.
06:42He said that he will pick anyone from the road and..
06:45No, no.
06:46He said that he is not picking anyone from the road.
06:48In fact, he is taking a very big actor.
06:51He is a very great director.
06:53And look, brother.
06:54Brother's photo has also come in the paper.
06:56Give it to me.
06:57Take it, brother.
06:58Look at this.
07:00But..
07:01What news is this?
07:03Now donkeys will also run in the horse race?
07:05Now donkeys will also run in the horse race?
07:14What is burning?
07:15What is burning?
07:16Is something burning for you?
07:17No.
07:18I smell something.
07:19Hey, Majnu, fly.
07:20Turn around.
07:21Look, smoke is coming out from behind.
07:30Take him.
07:32I had told you that this house is illegal.
07:35Not me.
07:37Why did you break me?
07:39Come on, pick him up.
07:46Take potatoes.
07:50Take onions.
07:56Take potatoes.
07:58Majnu.
07:59Take it.
08:02Great.
08:03You have given a great shot.
08:04Great.
08:05Note one thing.
08:06I am giving a very big actor to this world.
08:08Keep it up.
08:09Well done.
08:10Let's prepare for the next shot.
08:11Take the unit ahead.
08:12Yes, okay.
08:13Let's go.
08:16Wow, brother.
08:18You have done a great job.
08:20You are so talented.
08:22Amazing.
08:24Sanjana, won't you say anything?
08:26Brother, I thought it would be very difficult with you.
08:29But everything happened so easily.
08:32Isn't it, Rajeev?
08:33Look, look, look.
08:34You have written a great dialogue.
08:35Yes, brother.
08:38Neither a potato has been sold since morning.
08:41Nor half an onion has been sold.
08:46Neither a potato has been sold since morning.
08:48Nor a potato has been sold.
08:50Nor half an onion has been sold.
08:52Brother, in which line have you come?
08:53In the film line.
08:54No, no, I am talking about tissue.
09:00You are made only for acting.
09:03Wow.
09:04Neither a potato has been sold since morning.
09:06Nor half an onion has been sold.
09:07Half.
09:08Yes, half, half, half an onion.
09:09Brother, they are calling for this shot.
09:11Madam wants to meet you.
09:13Who madam?
09:14Your film's heroine, sir.
09:16Come.
09:25Come, sir.
09:26You are Ms. Isha.
09:28Hello.
09:29Superb.
09:30Mind-blowing.
09:31Fantastic.
09:33No one can even think that this is your first film.
09:36And the first day of shooting.
09:38I am glad to meet you, Uday.
09:39Same, same here.
09:43I hope you don't mind me calling you Uday.
09:44No, not at all.
09:46Madam, your shot is ready.
09:47It is coming.
09:48It is coming.
09:50Yes.
09:51Look, Uday.
09:52Please don't mind.
09:53No.
09:54I came here to leave this film.
09:55Why?
09:56Because when I came to know that the director has removed the hero.
09:59I wasn't very comfortable, you know.
10:01I know.
10:02But when I saw your acting.
10:04Oh my God.
10:06I mean, the way you said that dialogue.
10:08Take the potato, take the onion.
10:11I became your fan.
10:12No, I was just trying to do it after seeing a small, fat actor.
10:17I want your autograph.
10:18Oh, yes.
10:21Yes.
10:22Take this.
10:32Thanks.
10:33Welcome.
10:34It will be fun to work together.
10:35A lot.
10:37Welcome.
10:38Bye.
10:39Bye, bye.
10:44Brother.
10:45Yes.
10:46I think this heroine fell in love with you.
10:48No.
10:53Brother, leave.
10:55Son-in-law.
10:57Oh, what a long ladder.
11:00Son-in-law.
11:01Come on, come on, come on.
11:02Come to the police station quickly.
11:03Why to the police station?
11:04I have written a letter to the police.
11:07Have you written?
11:08See if the English is correct or not.
11:10What is this?
11:11I have written in the letter that there is a big goon of India next to us.
11:14And did you see my sign?
11:15I have signed in the name of Ajit.
11:18Who is Ajit?
11:19Your mother-in-law, my wife.
11:21But daddy, this.
11:22When the goon will come to know that these two have written this letter.
11:25Then the goon will finish these two.
11:27And later the police will finish the goon.
11:29Did you see?
11:30This is a letter.
11:31Both have a letter.
11:32Come on, kick it quickly.
11:33This is a car.
11:34Yes, so kick it with your hand.
11:35It is getting late.
11:36Okay, I will have to push.
11:37The battery is down.
11:38His battery is down.
11:39If you say, I will leave.
11:40He is dangerous.
11:46We will go on our own.
11:48We will go on our own.
11:49Come, I will give you a lift.
11:50What will you do with the lift?
11:51We live on the ground floor.
11:52We don't have to go up with the lift.
11:54We will go.
11:55We will go.
11:56I mean in my car.
11:58No, no, we will go.
12:00We have to go 15 miles.
12:02We will go 7.5 miles.
12:03We will go 7.5 miles.
12:04Where do we have to go?
12:06We don't have to go to the police station.
12:17Police station?
12:18No, no, no.
12:19Not police station.
12:20Post office.
12:21Yes, we have to go to the post office.
12:23Look, I have a letter to post.
12:25Keep it carefully.
12:26You keep it.
12:27You are elder.
12:28You are younger.
12:29You keep it carefully.
12:30Dad, you are elder.
12:31Give it to me.
12:32I will post it.
12:33No, no, no.
12:34Why are you troubling?
12:35We will post it.
12:36What is the matter?
12:37You are very young.
12:38Is there anything special written inside?
12:40What is special?
12:41It is not written about you.
12:42It is not special.
12:43Not about you.
12:44Don't even write about me.
12:46Because I don't like anyone to write or read about me.
12:50Got it?
12:52It is right.
12:53Look, we don't even know you.
12:54We don't even know that you are from India.
12:56Dad.
12:57And he doesn't even know that you have a reward on your head.
13:00And that too for 2 crores.
13:01Do you have an idea?
13:02No.
13:03Tell me.
13:05Let's go.
13:17What is it?
13:18I don't like anyone to talk about me.
13:23My blood boils.
13:25When I was born, the doctor cut me.
13:28Why did he cut you?
13:29Why?
13:31He started shouting.
13:32Tell me that you have a son.
13:34Tell me that you have a son.
13:35Is this something to say?
13:37He cut me and died.
13:41No, no, no.
13:42But I don't cut now.
13:45I don't cut.
13:46Good, good.
13:47You controlled your anger.
13:49But a man who is grown up always improves.
13:51Now my talking parrot cuts.
13:54Talking parrot?
13:55You have a parrot?
13:56I have never seen it.
13:58I will show you.
14:00You keep the parrot in your pocket.
14:01And if you keep it in your pocket, it doesn't fly.
14:04It stays inside.
14:12This is not a parrot.
14:14Right?
14:15Someone fooled you.
14:18This is a knife.
14:19Knife?
14:20They cut vegetables at home.
14:22This is not a parrot.
14:26This is a talking parrot.
14:29If its beak touches a man, it starts talking like a parrot.
14:36No, no, no.
14:39You both look very innocent to me.
14:41That's why I give you three lifelines.
14:45Time play.
14:46Brother, do a joke.
14:48Three means his three and mine three.
14:50Total six.
14:55You don't understand.
14:56Total three.
14:57One and a half yours and one and a half mine.
14:59Why?
15:06Don't laugh.
15:07Laugh.
15:09I love your smile.
15:10I love your smile.
15:11Mine is also good.
15:13Come on.
15:14Let's have coffee.
15:15No, no.
15:16Mine is upstairs.
15:17Mine is also upstairs.
15:18Let's have coffee.
15:22You liars.
15:23You cheats.
15:24You enter this house only when you have money in your pocket.
15:27Shameless people.
15:28Go and find a job.
15:38Wait.
15:43I have to find a job.
15:47I found it.
15:48What did you find?
15:49I found a job.
15:51This dead man will give us a job.
15:53He can give us money.
15:54How?
15:55Manav, bring that painting of a horse eating grass.
15:59Go.
16:00And listen to me.
16:01I have a mind blowing idea.
16:08No.
16:14Sorry, aunty.
16:30Who is it?
16:31I don't know.
16:38Come.
16:49Mr. Daivedi, your relatives...
16:53Your friends...
16:56Your neighbours...
16:59Why are you crying so much?
17:08Oh my God!
17:12Yes, tell me.
17:13I am Dheeraj's son.
17:14You don't like your father's belongings.
17:16Belongings?
17:17A few days ago, your father came to our art gallery
17:20and he really liked this painting worth Rs. 20,000.
17:23He has already given Rs. 1000 in advance.
17:24The rest of the money will be taken on delivery.
17:27Painting?
17:28That's strange.
17:29My father didn't like painting at all.
17:31Did he like to die?
17:32No.
17:33But he died, right?
17:34See, sometimes a person does something out of excitement
17:37which he is not interested in.
17:38How shocking is that?
17:39It's shocking.
17:40Leave it, brother.
17:41Give the money quickly.
17:42Absolutely.
17:43Uncle's wandering soul will find peace.
17:45Correct.
17:46I don't know where she is wandering.
17:47Father's...
17:49Painting.
17:50Our money.
17:51Rs. 20,000.
17:52Thank you.
17:53Here, take this.
17:54Hold this in your hand.
17:55Give him Rs. 1000.
17:56Thank you very much.
17:57Namaste.
17:58He has worked so hard to get the painting.
17:59Open it and see.
18:04Wait.
18:07Don't ask for a discount.
18:09What is this?
18:10It's a painting.
18:11What else?
18:12Oh.
18:13What kind of painting is this?
18:15It's a painting of a horse eating grass.
18:17Really?
18:19Then where is the grass?
18:21The horse ate the grass.
18:24Then where is the horse?
18:26Why did the horse stop after eating the grass?
18:28It left.
18:29Right, brothers?
18:30That's right.
18:31It left.
18:32The horse left.
18:33Namaste.
18:34Thank you.
18:36Don't worry at all.
18:38Once the grass leaves, the horse will come back.
18:49Munna, please agree.
18:51I will do everything.
18:53I will paint the colony.
18:54Move aside.
18:55Down, down.
19:00Wait, wait, wait.
19:03I will fight for you.
19:05But you will have to do one thing.
19:07Not just one, Munna.
19:08You will fight for me.
19:09I will do two things.
19:10Tell me.
19:11What do I have to do?
19:12Tell me.
19:14No, no.
19:15He won't be able to do it.
19:16There is no such thing in his body.
19:17There is.
19:18There is.
19:19Body, body.
19:20There is everything, Munna.
19:21I will do it.
19:22Catch the tiger and put it in the cage.
19:23I will catch it.
19:25Tiger?
19:27Tiger.
19:33You will catch it, won't you?
19:36Where is it?
19:37Behind.
19:46Hey, up, up.
19:47Not down, up.
19:52This, this, this is the tiger?
19:56I will go and catch it right now.
19:57Okay, dad.
20:04Good boy.
20:05Come.
20:06Come, my son.
20:08Come, my tandoori chicken.
20:11Come.
20:15Catch it, Lucky. Catch it.
20:18Tiger.
20:21Naughty.
20:24Catch it.
20:26Stop.
20:27Tiger.
20:28Catch it.
20:29Tiger.
20:30Catch it.
20:31Catch it, Lucky.
20:33Stop.
20:34Tiger.
20:37Catch it.
20:38Catch it.
20:39Catch it.
20:42Catch it, man.
20:48Catch it.
21:04Catch it.
21:12Wow, wow, wow.
21:18Munna.
21:19I have caught the tiger.
21:21It is in the cage.
21:23Second task?
21:24What second task?
21:26You said you will do two tasks.
21:27When did I?
21:28When did I?
21:33Whom do you want to catch now?
21:34Minto Tiger's uncle.
21:36Okay, okay.
21:37Chicken's brother.
21:38I will catch him too.
21:39I will be right back.
21:40Hey, Lucky man.
21:41I will catch him this time.
21:42You must be tired.
21:43Rest, man.
21:44Rest.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:46Okay, dad will catch Minto.
21:47Where is Minto?
21:48Behind, behind.
21:49Down, down.
21:53Hey, this is a dog.
21:55How can this be a chicken's uncle?
21:58Keep asking while running.
21:59He will catch and tell you.
22:04Run.
22:25Don't do it like that.
22:27Like that.
22:33So, you don't know me.
22:34I don't know you.
22:36That means you have never seen me before.
22:39I told you I have never seen you.
22:41Then how did you take money from me?
22:45Which money?
22:46This rascal.
22:47He is very dangerous.
22:49I have never seen a liar like him in my life.
22:52He is taking money from me and saying that he has never seen me.
22:56He is not a police.
22:57He is a thief police.
22:58Beat him up and make him say what these stupid people know about me.
23:05Tell me, what do you know about my business?
23:08Don't you know what happens in your business?
23:10Hey, stop this nonsense.
23:11And tell me the truth.
23:13What do you know about Gandhi?
23:15He is our state minister.
23:16Hey, stop this nonsense.
23:18And tell me the truth.
23:19What do you know about Gandhi?
23:20What do I know?
23:21The whole of India knows about him.
23:23What will I know?
23:24What?
23:26What else do you know?
23:28When he used to walk, the whole world used to walk with him.
23:31And when he used to walk with him, he had to run.
23:33That's it.
23:34That's right.
23:35He had to run.
23:37What do you know about his business?
23:39Business?
23:40He used to run a mill.
23:41Mill?
23:42Yes.
23:43What kind of mill?
23:44He used to do all these things.
23:45He used to do all these things.
23:50Hey, who are you talking about?
23:52What kind of an Indian is he?
23:54Did he come to London and forget Mahatma Gandhi?
23:56Hey, not Mahatma Gandhi.
23:59MG Gandhi.
24:01What do you know about Manu Bhai Gandhi?
24:04Then who are you?
24:08Hey, where is my Champu?
24:10Hey, he has a lot of money.
24:12He must be enjoying somewhere.
24:13Really?
24:14We are sitting here hungry.
24:17He must be eating 7 course meal in some 7 star hotel.
24:23Boss, I plucked his teeth.
24:26I plucked his nails.
24:27And I plucked that too.
24:29What?
24:30Still he doesn't say anything.
24:33Very tough guy.
24:36Now you will speak.
24:39I can't breathe.
24:40Now your daughter-in-law will also go.
24:42Sir, there is a call for you.
24:44Manu Bhai Gandhi is here.
24:48No, no, no.
24:50Sher Khan, listen to me.
24:51Give me one more chance.
24:54Because from now on,
24:56the police will reach you.
25:02What name did you say?
25:03Sunil Nahata.
25:05What does he look like to your friend?
25:06Brother-in-law.
25:08Big job, big house, uncle is a big man.
25:10But I clearly said that there is no friendship in business.
25:13Give and take.
25:15What?
25:16No, uncle.
25:17Jewels.
25:18Jewels of gold and diamonds.
25:19We have jewels.
25:20And they have money.
25:21If we don't return the money...
25:22Then I will make a big grave of your friend.
25:25Remember that.
25:27Bribery money is not a joke.
25:30Honesty money requires hard work.
25:32Bribery money requires both hard work and risk.
25:36Uncle, if something goes wrong,
25:37sell the jewels and collect the money.
25:39Say yes.
25:41First I will see the house.
25:42Then I will decide.
25:44If something goes wrong,
25:45then I will fill your pipeline with bullets.
25:53What kind of money is he giving?
25:55What mortgage has he kept?
25:56Maru.
25:57He is Maru's uncle.
25:59He is a very good person.
26:00What did we think of doing business?
26:02He decided to give loan.
26:03When we refused, he said,
26:05take on interest.
26:06Yes, but every week you will have to pay interest.
26:08What is his concern, sister?
26:09The business money will start flowing by then.
26:13Spill a few drops on your brother-in-law too.
26:15It will cool my heart.
26:16Move aside.
26:17Sister.
26:18He is helping us so much.
26:19Please give us sweets with your own hands.
26:22It is of two kilos.
26:23It is gold work.
26:24Really?
26:25Yes.
26:26Earlier sweets were made of silver.
26:28Give him sweets with your own hands.
26:30And take money from him and give it to us.
26:31With blessings.
26:32That is why we have come here.
26:39Door.
26:40Let's go.
26:41He is here.
26:44Greetings.
26:45Come.
26:50The house is good.
26:52Is it his stuff or did you rent it?
26:53It is his uncle's.
26:55Please sit.
26:56I will call sister.
26:57Sister.
26:59Sister.
27:01Who are these two?
27:02They are humans.
27:03I think they are devils.
27:04Friends.
27:05This, this and that.
27:06All three are friends.
27:07I have brought money.
27:09You will have to give interest every week.
27:1010 paise.
27:12The day you give interest, the gold will be gone.
27:16Sister.
27:17This is uncle.
27:18Uncle.
27:19This is sister.
27:20Greetings.
27:21You are helping the children so much.
27:23I am very happy.
27:24Thank you so much.
27:26I am also happy.
27:27Because I am going to take interest.
27:31You really have a big heart.
27:33The children were praising you a lot.
27:35Sister.
27:36Sister, give me.
27:37Give me the box.
27:38Take it.
27:42How much is it?
27:43Two.
27:44Two kilos.
27:45Two kilos.
27:47It is gold, right?
27:48Yes.
27:49Gold work.
27:50Yes.
27:51It is gold.
27:52These days, the world of silver is gone.
27:56Thank you.
27:57Take this.
27:58You keep this with you.
27:59You bring coffee for uncle.
28:00Please.
28:02You bring it.
28:03You keep it.
28:04Coffee.
28:06Coffee.
28:21Here is the agreement.
28:22And this is the shop key.
28:24Now the shop is yours for a year.
28:27Whether you do business or worship,
28:29it doesn't matter to me.
28:33No.
28:34I can't give you a loan.
28:37What are you saying?
28:38You had a bald manager.
28:40He asked you to show the papers of the showroom
28:41and take the loan.
28:42Yes.
28:43He was bald.
28:44I am not.
28:45How will we repay uncle's loan?
28:47Don't do this.
28:48We will be ruined.
28:49We have taken a lot of interest
28:50for the showroom.
28:52Look, if you don't give the loan,
28:53our life will be ruined.
28:54Please see.
28:55I can't give the loan.
28:56This is my final decision.
28:58Why?
28:59Is this bank your uncle's?
29:00Get out.
29:01Get out, you fools.
29:06Get out.
29:13What happened?
29:14What happened?
29:15Why did you become Rudali's dimple?
29:16He hit me.
29:17Who hit you?
29:18He hit me.
29:19I don't know where he hit me.
29:20Tell me his name.
29:21How dare he hit you?
29:22If you don't tell me,
29:23how will I know?
29:24Tell me who hit you?
29:25I will skin you alive.
29:26Tell me his name.
29:27Uncle.
29:28Uncle?
29:29Uncle hit me.
29:32Uncle is going to make
29:33a big mess of you all.
29:34Until you return his money,
29:35I can't go back home.
29:39What do you mean you won't?
29:40As if we are
29:41feeding him money.
29:42He talks nonsense.
29:44There is a fire under me.
29:46Do you know?
29:47That demon
29:48took me to take medicine.
29:49That's a good thing.
29:51That's a good thing.
29:52Don't bite me.
29:54He went to sell my kidney.
29:56Did you take it out?
29:58He hit me and I ran away.
30:00Now see,
30:01I will take out your eyes,
30:02ears, nose, nails
30:03and sell my empty shop.
30:05You will see.
30:06You will see.
30:13Don't sit like this.
30:15My heart is sinking.
30:16Say something.
30:18Hail Mother India.
30:23What does it have to do with him?
30:24I told you to say something.
30:25You said it.
30:26Should I say something else?
30:30If we find someone,
30:31it will be houseful.
30:32Then let's go to our house.
30:33No.
30:34If we go there, we will find someone.
30:35What?
30:36No, no.
30:37I mean we will find someone.
30:38We will find someone.
30:39We will definitely find someone
30:40from some other film.
30:41There is a very educational film
30:42in the neighborhood.
30:43Night Queen.
30:44Night Queen?
30:45Night Queen?
30:46Sounds interesting.
30:47Very interesting.
30:48Mom, I will tell you.
30:49Let's go.
30:50Hey.
30:53Boss,
30:54I think there is no one at home.
30:55That means it's empty.
30:56That's a good thing.
30:57We will make the empty house
30:58even more empty.
30:59Come on, open it.
31:00Hurry up.
31:02Boss,
31:03the door of the house is also open.
31:04Looks like
31:05the door of our fate
31:06is also open now.
31:07Come on, let's go inside.
31:09Open it.
31:20Come, come.
31:29The door is closed.
31:30I told that idiot Amar
31:31to keep the door open
31:32at least.
31:33What will we do now?
31:34How will we get in?
31:35Idea.
31:36No, no, no.
31:37Your idea is very dangerous.
31:38I am going home.
31:39Trust me.
31:40Let's go from the terrace.
31:41What?
31:42Let's go from the terrace.
31:43Let's go.
31:44Let's go.
31:45Oh, God.
31:47Yes.
31:48Yes.
31:49Yes.
31:50Yes.
31:51Yes.
31:52Yes.
31:55Yes.
31:56Yes.
31:57Yes.
31:58Yes.
31:59Yes.
32:01You feed popcorn
32:02and show me soft one.
32:03Idiot.
32:05Bindu,
32:06close your eyes
32:07and follow me.
32:08Idiot.
32:09Mom,
32:10Bindu.
32:15Do one thing.
32:16You go.
32:18Why should I go?
32:19I am your third husband.
32:20I am younger.
32:21You go.
32:22Idiot.
32:27Try harder.
32:28Try harder.
32:29Give me the second key.
32:30Give me the third key.
32:34Give me proper support.
32:35I am telling you.
32:36I don't have it.
32:37Where should I give you?
32:38Leave my leg.
32:39Leave my leg?
32:40What should I hold?
32:41I will fall.
32:42Leave my leg.
32:48God.
32:49I can't believe it.
32:50I will go to show an educational film.
32:52Karate is my education.
32:53I have never been in such an awkward position in my life.
32:56I am feeling dizzy.
32:57I need some fresh air.
32:58I am going to the terrace.
33:01Bindu,
33:02you go and sleep in the bedroom.
33:03I will go and drink bitter gourd juice.
33:05Will you make it yourself?
33:06Yes, I will make it.
33:07Good night.
33:08Good night.
33:12Bindu.
33:13How long does it take you both to make one apple?
33:15Bindu, I went to show a film to mom.
33:16I kept the door of the house open for you.
33:18And you both haven't left the house yet.
33:23Oh no.
33:24I gave you both a combination.
33:25I gave you.
33:27Oh no.
33:28I think I will have to do everything.
33:29Move.
33:30I will never steal with you.
33:33Not this one.
33:34This one.
33:35Give it to me.
33:44What are you doing?
33:45Give it to me.
33:47Oh no.
33:54He is hitting me from behind.
34:14What are you doing?
34:15Let me go.
34:16Don't talk nonsense.
34:17Let me go.
34:19Hey old lady.
34:20Let him go.
34:21Otherwise I will count to three.
34:22One.
34:23Two.
34:24Three.
34:27You got guts.
34:39Who switched off the lights?
34:46Hey.
34:52Someone.
35:07Why can't I open this?
35:09Did the old lady change her coat?
35:11Where are you?
35:12I will wear my underwear and come.
35:14Don't you have any shame?
35:16What is the name of your gang?
35:17Chutney gang.
35:20Caught you.
35:23Do you want to see?
35:24I will kill you.
35:26I will kill you.
35:33The baby is hurt.
35:35Very good.
35:39Idiots.
35:41Take out the bag.
35:45Go to hell.
35:48You too.
35:56To hell with your golden club.
35:58Do you think you are a member of the real gang?
36:00If the mother of the undertaker comes,
36:02she will break our bones.
36:03Tell me one thing, friends.
36:05We have done it.
36:06We have done it.
36:07We have done it.
36:08Yes, yes.
36:09We have done it.
36:10Run.
36:11Run fast.
36:14Run.
36:20Leave me.
36:21Leave me.
36:26Pintu.
36:27Pintu.
36:29Run.
36:30Run.
36:31Run.
36:34Run.
36:35Run.
36:36Run.
36:37Run.
36:38Run.
36:40Pintu.
36:42Name your gang again.
36:44Mouse gang.
36:45Run.
36:46Run.
36:47Run.
36:48Run.
36:49Run.
36:50Run.
36:52Run.
36:56To hell with you.
36:57Oh!
36:59Nobody takes fun with me!
37:03Mr. Sameer!
37:08Sorry!
37:11Stop it.
37:12When did you get this bike?
37:14The company gave it to me this morning.
37:16Not today, you got it yesterday.
37:18No, I got it today.
37:19You're talking about the bike and I'm talking about your eyes.
37:22You got your eyes from Rani yesterday, right?
37:25Rani? Who Rani?
37:26I'm looking at the kids while playing.
37:28Really?
37:29I'm not a name, I'm an astrologer.
37:31Really?
37:32I've seen your horoscope.
37:34Okay, I'll introduce you to Rani.
37:36Otherwise, you'll keep staring at the window, right?
37:40We are worshippers of love.
37:42Two hearts meet because of us.
37:44One house is built.
37:45The kids make fun of us.
37:46What could be happier for us than this?
37:48Sorry!
37:50I heard his father Colonel is a very strict man.
37:52He's retired now.
37:53He can call anytime.
37:55And he won't get a better son-in-law than you.
37:57Not at all.
37:58You'll see, he'll hug you in the first meeting.
38:01Okay, I'll leave now.
38:02Thank you for the coffee.
38:03Bye, you guys.
38:04Is Rani upset with you?
38:05No.
38:06Then why is she going in that direction?
38:08Rani!
38:10Yes, priest?
38:11Come here.
38:14She's coming this way.
38:15Yes.
38:16Just wait and watch.
38:17She won't take long to get her heart.
38:21Come, get ready.
38:23I don't see Colonel around these days.
38:26He's gone because his car broke down.
38:29I've told him so many times...
38:30...that your carburettor is in a bad shape.
38:32At least fill it with petrol worth Rs. 125.
38:34He doesn't even let me fill it with Rs. 25.
38:36Anyway, forget it.
38:37This is my childhood friend, Sameer.
38:43Although we didn't meet in our childhood.
38:45We met in our youth.
38:46And this is Rani.
38:48Sameer, lifeguard.
38:49Rani, fashion designer.
38:51Don't shake hands.
38:57Mummy!
39:00Can't you handle a kid?
39:06What happened?
39:07Did the tire explode?
39:08No.
39:09Someone beat him up.
39:10Who beat him up?
39:11Daddy!
39:16What a meeting with the Colonel!
39:19Who slapped him?
39:20It felt like the bomb exploded.
39:22Dad, are you okay?
39:24Don't ask, son.
39:26It feels like...
39:28...someone melted hot iron and slapped him.
39:32You shouldn't have slapped him so hard.
39:34He's a devil.
39:35The Colonel saved him by braking him.
39:37Are you out of your mind?
39:39How could you slap my dad?
39:42I didn't know he was your dad.
39:43And...
39:44But this kid...
39:45What kid?
39:46The kid's mother is here.
39:47The whole world is here.
39:48He didn't say anything.
39:49Were you trying to be a hero?
39:51No.
39:51What were you trying to do?
39:52Please stop fighting.
39:54And take him to the doctor.
39:56Not the conductor.
39:57Take me to the doctor.
39:59We're going there.
40:00They've gone deaf.
40:02What did you do?
40:03You slapped the one you wanted to slap.
40:07Come on, you troublemakers.
40:09Enemies of love.
40:10Shut up.
40:12It's all because of you.
40:13Oh, because of me?
40:15You told me to open the champagne in a jiffy.
40:17I told you to open the champagne.
40:19I didn't tell you to break the ashes.
40:21Okay, fine.
40:23The ashes are broken.
40:24At least his mother is free.
40:29I think this Colonel is crazy.
40:31No, no, no.
40:33The Colonel is a very sensible man.
40:35He's a terrible sensible man.
40:36He pours his mother's ashes into the Ganges.
40:39He doesn't keep them at home.
40:40And that too, in a bowl.
40:41No, no, it's okay.
40:41We'll talk about this later.
40:43Let's clear this matter right now.
40:44Try to look at it from the perspective I'm looking at.
40:47Try to look at it from the perspective I'm looking at.
40:51Have you ever seen the Colonel?
40:53Looking at him, it feels like he's 20 years old.
40:57Have you seen his wife?
40:58It feels like she's still young.
41:00From which angle does the Queen look like the Colonel's daughter?
41:05Yes.
41:06Tommy definitely looks like his son.
41:08Look, you don't understand what I'm trying to explain.
41:11Do this.
41:11Ask him yourself.
41:12Ask him who?
41:13The Queen.
41:14The Colonel wouldn't have told the Queen.
41:16Samir!
41:19That day, I forgave you for thinking that you made a mistake unknowingly.
41:22But today, you deliberately...
41:27That day, you hit my father here.
41:29On his cheek.
41:30Even then, I forgave you.
41:31But today, you hurt me here.
41:34What about that?
41:35Rani, I...
41:36What were you trying to say?
41:38That my father isn't my father?
41:40No.
41:40That my mother's character is bad?
41:42No.
41:43Don't you talk to me again.
41:44Don't you ever talk to me.
41:46I had a hard time understanding you as a good person.
41:50And you, Panditji.
41:51I'm surprised at you.
41:53That you can consider such a lowly person as your childhood friend.
41:57Who doesn't even know the meaning of someone's respect.
42:00Rani.
42:01Look, you hurt Rani because of you.
42:04Because of me?
42:05I was just joking.
42:06When you knew that Rani was standing behind me.
42:08You should have told me.
42:08I've been telling you for so long.
42:09Try to look at her from my point of view.
42:11You can't understand her.
42:13I don't understand her.
42:14You make mistakes.
42:15I suffer the consequences.
42:18Uncle, ball please.
42:19You want a ball?
42:20Take this.
42:24What happened?
42:26Remove the tire.
42:27No, someone hit me.
42:29Who hit you?
42:30Papa.
42:41Wow.
42:43What a bungalow.
42:44Very nice.
42:45Hey, that's the bungalow.
42:48Oh, this is it.
42:49One balcony, two windows, one main gate.
42:53I don't understand which tree this is.
42:55But I'll write it down.
42:56Are you Dalal?
42:58We're here to spy on you.
42:59We're not here to open an estate agency.
43:01Leave this.
43:02Hold this.
43:04Brother, this is very good.
43:05You brought a stick.
43:06People here keep a lot of dogs.
43:07Don't you know?
43:09This is Mike.
43:11Can I say something?
43:12Don't say anything.
43:13Listen to him.
43:15You go there.
43:17I'll listen.
43:19You'll listen to him?
43:20I won't listen to him.
43:21I'll see him.
43:22I'll listen to him.
43:23You go.
43:24I'll go.
43:38Natasha.
43:39Coming.
43:42Turn around.
43:43Turn around.
43:49Not you.
43:50Mike, turn around.
43:51Mike, turn around.
43:55Mike, turn around.
43:56Do it.
44:12How is it, Natasha?
44:13Sexy, right?
44:14Is this Natasha or a 70mm spectacle?
44:17Look at this.
44:22It's an old item.
44:24Karan, I think it's a junkie.
44:26Natasha.
44:27Why is she calling herself again and again?
44:29I don't know.
44:30Natasha.
44:32What happened, Sweety?
44:39Why are you shouting?
44:40Is Natasha a man?
44:42I don't know what she has done to her name.
44:45I think Karan is full of doubts.
44:48We are getting late for the shooting.
44:49Where is Natasha?
44:51Sweety, Natasha is in her room.
44:56Aunty.
44:57Sorry aunty.
44:58I'm late.
44:59Just five more minutes.
45:00Okay?
45:01She is Natasha.
45:06100% she is Natasha.