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02:43Look at this.
02:45They have a portrait of Junior Xu.
02:47Oh, and a wanted poster.
02:50It's so ugly.
02:51Oh, I see.
02:54Huh? What's going on?
02:57Junior, look at these clothes.
02:58They belong to the Thousand Sword Sect.
03:00Now you understand, right?
03:02Oh...
03:04No.
03:07Xu Changming, the one who took your Supreme Valley,
03:09is the son of the Thousand Sword Sect.
03:10Oh!
03:12So?
03:13So, of course, they came to take revenge on you
03:16because you took their lives.
03:17Oh, let's do it first.
03:20Good idea!
03:21No, no, no.
03:22We should do it as planned.
03:24Oh!
03:25Senior, you have a good idea.
03:27Junior, what are you doing?
03:40What are you guys doing?
03:43We caught a wanted criminal of the Thousand Sword Sect.
03:45We're here to hand him over.
03:46Well...
03:48Oh, Xu Changsheng!
03:50Oh, you guys caught Xu Changsheng?
03:52Bah!
03:53Damn it!
03:54The tiger fell off the cliff and was abandoned by the dog.
03:56Ha ha ha!
03:57Come on, take this prisoner to the prison.
04:00Oh!
04:03Thank you for your help.
04:04We have one more thing to do.
04:06Hmm?
04:07Please go ahead.
04:08We...
04:09Actually, we've admired the Thousand Sword Sect for a long time.
04:12This time, we're here to pay our respects.
04:14Oh!
04:15You have a good taste.
04:17Please come in.
04:19You two came a long way
04:20and did such a great job for the Thousand Sword Sect.
04:24Please allow me to drink with you
04:26and welcome you with a toast.
04:30Okay, okay.
04:31Senior,
04:32don't talk nonsense later.
04:33Let me get the information as much as I can.
04:35Come on.
04:36You don't read much.
04:37Be careful of your words.
04:39Oh,
04:40you're so thoughtful.
04:43Ha ha ha!
04:44It's a great honor for the Thousand Sword Sect
04:47to have you two joining us.
04:49Come on, cheers!
04:50Come on!
04:55Seniors,
04:56I have a question for you.
04:58Ha!
04:59What do you want to ask, Junior Luo Li?
05:01Just say it.
05:03Senior, you know nothing
05:05and have nothing to say.
05:07Oh,
05:08I'm new to the Thousand Sword Sect,
05:11so...
05:12Oh,
05:13don't worry, Junior.
05:15Since you joined the Thousand Sword Sect,
05:17it's like you're back home.
05:19Oh,
05:20that's too close.
05:22The Thousand Sword Sect has a lot of land,
05:25a lot of talents,
05:26and a lot of businesses.
05:29Even the sword ink has shares.
05:32Oh,
05:33I was just about to ask about the sword ink.
05:34But...
05:36Although the Thousand Sword Sect has everything,
05:38it lacks a beautiful girl
05:42like Junior Luo Li.
05:46You said beautiful twice.
05:48That's right.
05:49The moment I saw her,
05:50I felt like,
05:51my goodness,
05:52how can there be such a beautiful woman in the world?
05:56Senior, you're a wonderful man.
05:58Damn it,
05:59I can't keep up with you.
06:01Oh,
06:02Junior Luo Li and I
06:04are as beautiful as flowers.
06:07Now I feel like
06:09I've seen them before.
06:12Senior, please be respectful.
06:14Why don't you just kill them?
06:16Nowadays,
06:17there are nine continents in the world.
06:19I'm afraid that only the Goddess of Light
06:21can be on par with Junior Luo Li.
06:26You've seen the Goddess of Light?
06:27Of course.
06:29No, we haven't.
06:30How can we see the Goddess of Light
06:31just because we want to?
06:33But...
06:34But...
06:35We've collected her handkerchiefs.
06:37Oh?
06:38You're the followers of the Goddess of Light?
06:41What are you talking about?
06:42In this world,
06:43is it still considered a man if you don't follow her?
06:46Then, do you two know
06:48what animal the Goddess of Light likes the most?
06:52Well, well, well,
06:54I really don't know.
06:56I know.
06:58Oh?
06:59I'm all ears.
07:01Senior, please tell us.
07:02Tell us.
07:03It's been a long time.
07:04Why does he make me feel a little reluctant?
07:09I'll tell you about this.
07:11Okay, okay, okay.
07:12The fifth Goddess of Light, Xuan Yue,
07:15likes...
07:16What?
07:17Chickens.
07:18Chickens?
07:19Chickens.
07:21Because...
07:22their feathers look like chicken feathers.
07:24That's because...
07:25they make a lot of noise.
07:27That's right.
07:28Senior, please tell us.
07:29Of course, because...
07:31they're nice.
07:32Oh?
07:34Of course.
07:37Senior Chen,
07:38we're all family.
07:40I'll give you a toast.
07:42I'll give you a toast, too.
07:43Okay.
07:45We haven't had a drink together for a long time.
07:46Today,
07:47let's get drunk.
07:49Cheers.
07:49Cheers.
07:55Senior, you still have something.
08:03Little chicken.
08:05Are you drunk?
08:06Don't talk nonsense.
08:10I'm not drunk.
08:12Then I'll test you.
08:14You can test me as you like.
08:17How can I enter the sword tomb?
08:23It's too simple.
08:26As long as you have a sword...
08:28sword...
08:32you can enter.
08:33Then...
08:34how can I get the sword?
08:36That's right.
08:39Every Saint of the Thousand Sword Sect...
08:41will give it to you.
08:47Senior, I got it.
08:48I got it.
08:51Junior.
08:53Thank you.
08:55No, Senior.
08:57It's all thanks to you.
08:58I shouldn't have underestimated you.
09:01Junior.
09:03Get out of the way.
09:09Junior.
09:10We're here to save you.
09:14Intruders!
09:16Run!
09:17Wait! No!
09:23Senior, Senior.
09:24Why are you doing this?
09:27They are not bad people.
09:29They are diligent.
09:32What are you doing?
09:34It's because it's too dirty and messy here.
09:37So I suggest we clean together.
09:39So we can work together.
09:43Who are those people?
09:46Them?
09:47They don't want to clean.
09:48So I let them sleep first.
09:51Well...
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