We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

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We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
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00:00:00Today, I got divorced by my husband, Ivan Valentino.
00:00:22We've been married for three years, but as fate would have it, he doesn't even know what
00:00:27I look like.
00:00:29Miss Lisa Sampson, I'm here on Mr. Ivan Valentino's behalf.
00:00:33Your three year marriage contract with him has come to an end.
00:00:36These are your divorce papers.
00:00:38You may keep this mansion as well as the two million dollars you previously borrowed.
00:00:42Please sign.
00:00:48Couldn't be bothered to show up to the wedding and now he can't show up to what, his divorce
00:00:52either?
00:00:53Unfortunately, Mr. Valentino has business in France at the moment.
00:00:57Right.
00:00:58He's probably doing that with his piece of shit little girlfriend, Patricia Brown.
00:01:09Um.
00:01:15I'm sorry.
00:01:16If you could just pass along the message to him, you know, for me.
00:01:23Sure.
00:01:24Could you just tell him?
00:01:26Like, in this exact wording.
00:01:29Okay.
00:01:30He was so disappointing as a husband, I'd have been better off marrying a goldfish.
00:01:37Got that?
00:01:39Goldfish.
00:01:40Got it.
00:01:47We're here.
00:01:49You can't lose, Lisa.
00:01:50Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:01:57I don't know about this.
00:01:59Girl, don't be hung over that scumbag.
00:02:02He never even gave a single damn about you.
00:02:05I'm still hopelessly in love.
00:02:07But today I have to let go.
00:02:10Yeah.
00:02:11You're right.
00:02:12That arrogant asshole isn't worth it.
00:02:24Thank you.
00:02:25Thank you.
00:02:29Someone sparked my drink with aphrodisiac.
00:02:39Smash.
00:02:40I found my target.
00:02:42Have fun, okay?
00:02:43I'll meet up with you later.
00:02:44Wait.
00:02:49No.
00:02:50Holly, wait.
00:02:56Hold on.
00:02:58Oh, sorry.
00:03:01Sorry.
00:03:04Are you okay?
00:03:05Yeah, I think somebody might have actually drugged my drink.
00:03:16I am Valentino.
00:03:18My ex-husband.
00:03:22I am Valentino.
00:03:23My ex-husband.
00:03:27Old family's bankrupt.
00:03:29Brothers across seas chasing down some chick.
00:03:32How the hell you plan on paying us all that debt your dad owes us?
00:03:35I think the only way she can repay us is by breaking her bones.
00:03:39Sounds so good.
00:03:41Hey!
00:03:42Get away from her.
00:03:43Get away from her.
00:03:51Mind your business unless you want your ribs broken too.
00:04:02And that's how it feels to get your rib broken too.
00:04:04Are you okay?
00:04:06Thank you.
00:04:07Yeah, of course.
00:04:08What's your name?
00:04:09Ida.
00:04:10Thank you, Ida.
00:04:11Don't mention it.
00:04:14I'm married.
00:04:22I've had a crush on you for five years and married for three.
00:04:27My husband.
00:04:29You don't even know who I am.
00:04:44PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:46PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:48PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:50PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:52PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:54PHONE VIBRATES
00:04:57Wonderful, the mistress calls.
00:05:05Hello?
00:05:06Who are you?
00:05:07I-Ida Valentino is still asleep.
00:05:09Who is this?
00:05:10Why are you on my boyfriend's phone?
00:05:14Boyf-
00:05:15Husband until yesterday.
00:05:17Ida's been calling me babe and battlemite.
00:05:20So who do you think I am?
00:05:22Like I-Ida would never.
00:05:23Who is this?
00:05:30You're pretty average.
00:05:36Payback for not showing up for the divorce.
00:05:44That is for cheating on me.
00:05:49Scumbag.
00:05:51Ex-husband.
00:05:56Can I help you?
00:06:03Do you-do you want this?
00:06:05I-I really don't want any more tickets.
00:06:07I'll let it on eBay if you don't want it.
00:06:09Well, this looks almost brand new.
00:06:11Yeah.
00:06:12Wow, thank you.
00:06:19Oh, there's a cute little puppy sticker.
00:06:21Thanks.
00:06:34Just average.
00:06:36Just average.
00:06:43Where are any of my clothes?
00:06:47Jake, I need a new phone.
00:06:49Yes, sir.
00:06:50Find out who spiked my drink.
00:06:51Yes, sir.
00:06:52More importantly, you need to find out the woman who was in my room last night.
00:06:57Will do, sir.
00:06:59Also, today is your first day as CEO of the new company that is acquired.
00:07:02I'm going to start heading out.
00:07:03Right.
00:07:04By the way, as per the agreement three years ago,
00:07:06Attorney Jones has filed the divorce papers for you and your ex-wife.
00:07:09Did she say anything?
00:07:11Um, the missus said, um...
00:07:13You are such a disappointment as a husband that I'd rather marry a goldfish.
00:07:17Rude.
00:07:20Apologies.
00:07:21Her words, not mine, sir.
00:07:24Like the girl from last night.
00:07:39The new CEO is about to arrive.
00:07:41Let's make sure everything looks neat and orderly.
00:07:46Such a good ex-husband.
00:07:47I can't wait.
00:07:49I'm sore.
00:07:51You were never late.
00:07:53Had party last night?
00:07:55No.
00:07:56What?
00:07:57I'm not supposed to play style.
00:07:59I heard the new CEO just came back from Europe.
00:08:01And?
00:08:02And?
00:08:03And?
00:08:04And?
00:08:05And?
00:08:06And?
00:08:07And?
00:08:08And?
00:08:09And?
00:08:11Whoever married him will be so damn lucky.
00:08:15You think he interested in one of us?
00:08:20Are you right?
00:08:21What are you two babbling about?
00:08:22Hey, this nope CEO is about to be here, we need to come.
00:08:25I'll see you.
00:08:26Oh my god, what's happening?
00:08:27Get up, go!
00:08:28Go!
00:08:34MUSIC
00:09:08Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:09:15Please don't tell me he recognizes me from last night.
00:09:29It is important to maintain a professional image.
00:09:36Next time this happens, I'd rather go and do my work.
00:09:45But not even my name?
00:09:49Did he even read the divorce papers he sent me?
00:09:52Wait, but that means I can keep this job if he doesn't realize it's me, right?
00:09:57Her hair smells kind of nice. Reminds me of the girl last night.
00:10:03Um, I don't know. I'd like her to be my secretary, please. Thank you.
00:10:10Mr. Valentino has chosen you to be his secretary.
00:10:15What?
00:10:18I'm an engineer. I'm an engineer.
00:10:22It's none of his fucking business!
00:10:27Mr. Valentino, this will be your new office for the time.
00:10:37I'm still not quite sure that I understand, sir. Why have an engineer be your secretary?
00:10:43Are you telling me how to do my job?
00:10:46No. I'm just curious.
00:10:50Miss Brown was saying that she couldn't reach you on the phone, so she's requesting that you pick her up tomorrow.
00:11:12Coffee or tea?
00:11:15Coffee.
00:11:19I'll get that right away.
00:11:22Oh, and next time, knock. It's basic etiquette.
00:11:27Of course, your majesty.
00:11:38Have you lost your goddamn mind?
00:11:42You said coffee?
00:11:45Coffee or tea?
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:48Sorry.
00:11:49I'll go get the coffee.
00:11:52She wants my attention.
00:11:57I was going to walk in there. I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say a word.
00:12:04I was going to walk in there, and I was going to say a word.
00:12:08And then I was going to slap him, and then...
00:12:15Miss Sampson, the boss wants to see you.
00:12:18Okay.
00:12:22Your coffee, sir.
00:12:24Oh! Ah! Ah! Jeez!
00:12:28Okay. All right.
00:12:33Oh, that's the...
00:12:36Lisa Sampson, what are you doing? What are you doing?
00:12:39Do you need something from me, sir?
00:12:41Yes, I need you. I need you to go shopping to get a gift that serves as an apology.
00:12:48Can you do that?
00:12:50It must be for Patricia Brown, for that call I intercepted last night.
00:12:58Scumbag.
00:12:59What?
00:13:01I'm just... I'm celebrating because an overly competent engineer, such as myself,
00:13:10am more than qualified to tackle such a daunting task of picking out gifts.
00:13:19Have we met before?
00:13:22We slept together, too, dummy.
00:13:24I don't think so.
00:13:27I'm going to go get your gifts now.
00:13:29Thank you.
00:13:34God, this is hot.
00:13:37Jake, an ice pack, ASAP.
00:13:42And another coffee.
00:13:48What is this?
00:13:51Looks like a piece of shit, sir. I think it is intentional.
00:13:58Lisa!
00:14:00Yes?
00:14:02Do you have a problem with me?
00:14:05What? What are you talking about?
00:14:08Because you just landed a giant turd on my desk.
00:14:11Oh, okay. See, I'm an engineer, so all I had was parchment paper.
00:14:22You're just trying to get my attention, are you?
00:14:24Don't misunderstand me. I simply thought that brown paper would match Miss Brown's accents.
00:14:30Whoever said this is for Patricia Brown? It's actually for...
00:14:36What's up?
00:14:38How many mistresses do you have?
00:14:40Ex-wife's name, Jake.
00:14:42He's buying gifts for me?
00:14:45In the three years we've been married, maybe he does have a heart.
00:14:50Oh, your ex-wife is also named Lisa Sampson.
00:14:55You share the same name as my ex-wife.
00:14:57I'm literally her, dumbass.
00:15:01Jake, can you get her my ex-wife's address so she can send this to her?
00:15:10Jesus fucking Christ, I know where I live.
00:15:13I'll find the address.
00:15:19She wants to play, and I shall indulge her.
00:15:25No, he literally did not remember his own ex-wife's name.
00:15:30Forget his ass. You had fun last night, didn't you? Why don't we go again?
00:15:35No, I got a headache, and I don't want to drink.
00:15:39Go ahead.
00:15:41I don't, yeah, I don't want to drink.
00:15:43Hey, Mom, can I say that?
00:15:46So, why don't you go to a business dinner and drink with us tonight?
00:15:52I have, um, got plans, and I'm not drinking anyway.
00:15:56Perfect. You can be our designated driver then.
00:16:02Um, no.
00:16:08Cheers.
00:16:16Why won't she drink up? This is disrespectful to our culture.
00:16:20How am I supposed to do business with you people like this?
00:16:25Ask me nicely, and maybe I'll save you.
00:16:28Shirt face.
00:16:33How about this? I ordered the oyster soup just for you.
00:16:37It's wonderful for your health.
00:16:43I'm sure that your wife will be very excited about it later tonight.
00:17:00Slick. Book reps.
00:17:03Maybe you should be my secretary instead.
00:17:09What are you doing?
00:17:10It's pad thai. It's got peanuts.
00:17:15You know about the boss's peanut allergy?
00:17:17How the hell would you know that?
00:17:20Mr. Valentino is the hottest guy here in town, so, you know, all the girls in the office have been talking about it.
00:17:26I knew it. She's interested in me.
00:17:30Please be mindful of social boundaries.
00:17:33Says the one who hires his ex-wife to be his secretary.
00:17:37Yeah, excuse me, just a minute.
00:17:45Excuse me.
00:17:50She's a good secretary.
00:17:52I still don't understand why you wanted me to prank her for you.
00:17:55Because she pranked me earlier, so I want to prank her now.
00:17:57So she has a sense of humor. Don't be so mean to her.
00:18:01I was your college roommate for four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:07Four years, and even I didn't know about your peanut allergy.
00:18:14Excuse me, where are you going?
00:18:17You're my driver.
00:18:23Oops, I better go check on my restaurant.
00:18:29Your next meal is on me.
00:18:34Your grandfather called.
00:18:36He's asking for you and Mrs. Valentino to come back and have dinner with him now that you're back in the country.
00:18:40He doesn't know that we're divorced.
00:18:44Your grandfather's health has declined.
00:18:46Your ex-wife probably didn't want to disappoint him.
00:18:48After all, it is her who's been taking care of him all these years.
00:18:54She wouldn't have even gotten that marriage contract from my grandpa if she had not allegedly run into him to save him from an asthma.
00:19:00Not to mention the two million dollars she got out of it.
00:19:02So why wouldn't she be sucking up to him? It's all for her own benefit.
00:19:07Well, someone has to be nice to your grandpa, Aiden.
00:19:14Come on, let it out.
00:19:17I should have just let him die.
00:19:19Just eat his peanuts and die from his allergy.
00:19:22And then rip up his two million dollar check and just throw it on top of his grave.
00:19:26Are you really going to hide the fact that you're his ex-wife?
00:19:29What else am I supposed to do?
00:19:31I waited for three years.
00:19:34And for what? Some pitiful divorce gifts?
00:19:37Which I had to buy and wrap myself?
00:19:40I should just give it up.
00:19:42But you've been in love with him for so long.
00:19:44And you gave up so much for him.
00:19:53Samson, Mr. Valentino is not happy with your lack of goodbyes tonight.
00:19:59He wishes to get an explanation tomorrow.
00:20:02He's insane. I'm quitting.
00:20:04Yeah, yeah.
00:20:06Please help me!
00:20:09Do you have a ticket now?
00:20:10No!
00:20:11This is a model with a scar!
00:20:12Someone help me!
00:20:14Can I go, model?
00:20:16Can you please let me go?
00:20:17Please help me!
00:20:19This is a model with a scar!
00:20:21Please let me go, please!
00:20:22Can I go, model?
00:20:24Can you please let me go, please?
00:20:30Please help me!
00:20:32This friend's modeling career is sky high thanks to your help.
00:20:35She broke her leg four years ago, saving my life.
00:20:37I thought I'd give her a little something else.
00:20:44Do you have a ticket?
00:20:45Thank you.
00:20:46I didn't think you so much for picking me up.
00:20:50Please be mindful of social boundaries, Patricia.
00:20:54Hey, well, I tried to call you two days ago and some random woman picked up.
00:20:59Who was she?
00:21:02Sorry, a puppy ran out from under the car, sir.
00:21:06Was it okay?
00:21:07Yeah, it's fine. It got out of the way in time.
00:21:09Ew.
00:21:11What? What's going on?
00:21:12I hit my knee. It's hurting.
00:21:15AJ, we might need to go to the hospital for this.
00:21:17No, no, no, no, no.
00:21:18You don't need to go to the hospital.
00:21:19I mean, it's too far gone and I'm just reminded of all the pain.
00:21:23But if you spend some time with me, you'll feel better.
00:21:30Still feel better?
00:21:33Get in the car.
00:21:38Resignation.
00:21:40So, Steve is covering for Anna while she's away.
00:21:42I moved your 11 a.m. to 12.
00:21:44And then lastly, the board emailed today.
00:21:46They said as soon as you make sure everything is in order here,
00:21:48they want to transfer you to their new start-up in three months.
00:21:51He's only going to be here for three months?
00:21:53That means I don't have to resign.
00:21:56What is that?
00:21:58Your apology for leaving me at the restaurant last night.
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:05It...
00:22:07It's...
00:22:13You're always falling.
00:22:15You know, falling for me will have severe consequences.
00:22:21Actually, I broke my knee a few years ago, saving an ungrateful idiot.
00:22:27And, uh, I have 20-20 vision.
00:22:30And what is that supposed to mean?
00:22:31She's calling you ugly, sir.
00:22:33And she's trying to say that she's not blind.
00:22:41Looks like the prey can bolden her.
00:22:43She's special.
00:22:45If he thinks he can bully me into submission, he's got another thing coming.
00:22:50Oh, and get me a file on Lisa Sampson.
00:22:53Wait for secretary, sir.
00:22:55Secretary? Duh!
00:22:58Hello.
00:23:00Hey.
00:23:02Grandpa wants us over for dinner tonight.
00:23:05A family dinner tonight.
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:18I can't keep this secret forever.
00:23:21I cannot do it.
00:23:23There are other jobs in the world.
00:23:25There's this one in Venice.
00:23:30Grandpa Valentino?
00:23:32Olga said you weren't feeling well.
00:23:34Oh, ow, ow.
00:23:37I must have hurt something.
00:23:38Sit, sit, sit, sit. Here.
00:23:39I'll be alright.
00:23:41You know, the doctors said it would be healthy for me to have some distractions.
00:23:47Some great-grandchildren, perhaps?
00:23:52Children, perhaps?
00:23:54Then I could run around chasing after them.
00:23:58Doctor says it's good exercise, Lisa.
00:24:02How about some tea?
00:24:04That would be lovely.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:07Wait, where's Iden?
00:24:13Um, Iden and I, sir, Mr. Valentino Jr.'s car has arrived in a drive-in.
00:24:22Well, finally.
00:24:24Let's go get it, my dear.
00:24:26Okay.
00:24:40Sir, Mr. Iden is a bit busy at the moment, so he told me to bring you this new pet first.
00:24:45I get to live another day.
00:24:47Yes.
00:24:53Tell me, where is he?
00:24:57He's, um, he's helping Miss Brown with her physical therapy.
00:25:00Ugh, Brown is a bitch again.
00:25:03Ah, happily.
00:25:06Have a goldfish.
00:25:09Guess I did swap him out for a goldfish.
00:25:17Oh, gosh.
00:25:18Oh, gosh.
00:25:24Oh, Iden, can you open my leg?
00:25:26I need to really stretch my glute.
00:25:29Wider.
00:25:30Open it.
00:25:31More.
00:25:32It's open.
00:25:33More.
00:25:34Okay.
00:25:44Um, excuse me, sir.
00:25:45Your grandfather insists that you join him.
00:25:47Yes, I think I should go.
00:25:48Where are you going?
00:25:49I thought you wanted nothing to do with your skinny ex-wife.
00:25:55Hey, Grandpa.
00:25:56How are you?
00:25:57Um, I think I have to come in and check up on you.
00:26:00What are you?
00:26:01Oh, you remember I exist, do you?
00:26:03You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
00:26:06Hell, you missed Lisa.
00:26:08She just left.
00:26:09Even the tea is still warm.
00:26:11You'd rather fly around the world with that dang mistress of yours and spare one glass at your wife.
00:26:17Grandpa, it's not like that between me and Patricia.
00:26:19Don't you mention her name in this house.
00:26:21Go explain to your wife.
00:26:23Actually, there's something about...
00:26:25What?
00:26:26I said...
00:26:27Do you have any idea how she's been taking care of this family this entire time?
00:26:33She takes me to all my doctor visits.
00:26:35Even as tea.
00:26:37She makes the blend all herself.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:48This tea isn't bad.
00:26:52Every day.
00:26:54Grandpa, it's average.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56Did you at least like the goldfish that I brought you?
00:26:58Gave it to Lisa already.
00:27:01You can't bribe me with pets.
00:27:03Okay.
00:27:04I want a human great-grandchild.
00:27:06Now go home.
00:27:07And don't you come back unless you bring Lisa with you.
00:27:12Okay, Grandpa.
00:27:18Hey, where'd you go with my tea?
00:27:20It's not bad.
00:27:24Hey girl, what's wrong?
00:27:25Is your dad still a veterinarian and do you know how to take care of the goldfish?
00:27:28Yes and no.
00:27:29But girl, you got a goldfish?
00:27:31I got a goldfish.
00:27:32Is it a corn or a pie?
00:27:35All the tea today?
00:27:36Here.
00:27:41Order up.
00:27:42One piping hot tea.
00:27:43I don't know if the diminished brain capacity is from all the hair gel absorbing into his scalp
00:27:47or from fumigating himself every day with body spray,
00:27:49but either way, you look like a feral dog and you smell like one too.
00:27:51How's that for tea?
00:27:54Make sure it's hot.
00:27:58What?
00:27:59Got enough work for you to do?
00:28:00Got enough time to chit-chat with one of your guy co-workers?
00:28:03You know, I don't think I'm actually very good at this whole secretary thing,
00:28:06so maybe I should ask...
00:28:07Oh, don't cut yourself short.
00:28:08You make a nice cup of coffee.
00:28:14Not a bad cup of tea either.
00:28:16It tastes just like the tea from last night.
00:28:22So, tell me, what did you put in it?
00:28:26It's just an herb blend.
00:28:30I didn't realize you liked tea so much.
00:28:34I did?
00:28:35Fish, I didn't know you were supposed to be here.
00:28:41Mistress in person.
00:28:43She's pretty.
00:28:46But stupid and mean.
00:28:48I have to go shopping. Why don't you come with?
00:28:50I'm a bit busy today.
00:28:53Here, why don't you take the car, Lisa? Take her shopping. Thank you.
00:29:00You two have fun.
00:29:01Men like them stupid, don't they?
00:29:12Take a photo of me holding this, and then we can just throw it out after.
00:29:22Did you just roll your eyes at me?
00:29:25Pfft.
00:29:27I can tell you what, Aiden.
00:29:29He sent you here to serve me.
00:29:32I can spot a gold digger from a mile away.
00:29:35Is that because you spend so much time looking at yourself in the mirror?
00:29:38I'm going to swat away all the flies surrounding Aiden.
00:29:43Flies don't trust.
00:29:44Are you calling him a piece of shit?
00:29:46Because I'd be happy to pass along that message.
00:29:51She hit me!
00:29:54I love technology.
00:29:56Uh, she hit me, actually.
00:29:58The security cameras never lie.
00:30:05Anyway.
00:30:07As if I haven't watched enough real short shows to know how to deal with bitches like you.
00:30:12Did I hurt her?
00:30:13No!
00:30:14She's lying!
00:30:16Thank God that shithead ex-husband didn't take the house and hopped in with it.
00:30:25Pfft.
00:30:27I can relax after a long day.
00:30:31Pfft.
00:30:34Pfft.
00:30:35Pfft.
00:30:38What is it, shithead ex-husband?
00:30:40Wait, what did you just call me?
00:30:43Uh, Mr. Valentino, what's up?
00:30:46Look, I'm a bit drunk, so I'm going to need you to come pick me up at the 7th Heaven Bar.
00:30:53What?
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55Wait, 7th Heaven? No way I'm going.
00:31:00Should've told me, what the hell.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:11You're cute.
00:31:13Wanna dance?
00:31:15You're drunk.
00:31:16How about I take you home?
00:31:18No, Lisa's coming to pick me up.
00:31:20Oh, I don't think Lisa's coming anywhere.
00:31:23Hey.
00:31:24Can you get up?
00:31:25Hey.
00:31:26Ever heard of first come, first serve, ugly Betty?
00:31:28If he's not coming home with me, he's definitely not coming home with you.
00:31:32Okay.
00:31:34Um, you know what?
00:31:36Let's bet on it.
00:31:37If he comes home with me, you pay his tab.
00:31:39But if he goes home with you, I'll pay yours.
00:31:42Deal.
00:31:43Should've checked the mirror before leaving the house, loser.
00:31:45Great.
00:31:50Wanna come home with me?
00:31:54Uh, yes.
00:31:55That sounds good.
00:31:58What, is he blind?
00:31:59I'm clearly the hot one.
00:32:04Thanks for picking up the tab.
00:32:08Good?
00:32:09Mm-hmm.
00:32:10Why don't you call Jake?
00:32:12Or...
00:32:13Miss Pokeypants?
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:15What, are you jealous?
00:32:17My God.
00:32:18How can he be this hot?
00:32:21Mr. Valentino.
00:32:22Mrs. Valentino.
00:32:23Please sign.
00:32:28Oh, sorry.
00:32:29Former Mrs. Valentino.
00:32:36Oh.
00:32:38I get it.
00:32:39Sorry for interrupting.
00:32:41Carry on.
00:32:44All right, you guys.
00:32:46When we start stating her after the divorce...
00:32:49Hey.
00:32:50Hey.
00:32:51More money for us lawyers?
00:32:56So?
00:32:59Mrs. Valentino.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:03Um...
00:33:07I admit it.
00:33:10I'm...
00:33:11your ex-wife.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:25Just kidding, I'm good.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:42Wow.
00:33:43That's nice.
00:33:48You look the same as you did five years ago.
00:33:51I bet you think I scammed my way into this marriage.
00:33:59When I found out that your grandfather wanted me to marry you...
00:34:03I was so excited I couldn't sleep.
00:34:07Whatever.
00:34:08Whatever, whatever.
00:34:10Your hair smells so nice.
00:34:13But not as nice as Lisa Sampson's tea.
00:34:21But why, why does she always yell at me?
00:34:25I don't yell at you.
00:34:28Well, then tell me.
00:34:30Why do you play so hard to get?
00:34:32Why do you play so hard to get?
00:34:39Oh, my God.
00:34:41I'm so confused.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46You were drunk.
00:34:48And now you're drunk.
00:34:49Are you messing with me, Ida Valentino?
00:34:52Mrs. Sampson!
00:34:55Hey, look, don't be like all those gold diggers on the TV dramas
00:34:59that are just trying to sleep their way to the top.
00:35:02I'm sorry, are you okay?
00:35:04Don't assume the worst of me.
00:35:06Is money all that you care about?
00:35:08No, I should have left you at the club.
00:35:10Don't call me after 5 p.m.
00:35:14Shit.
00:35:16I fucked up.
00:35:22Got files for you.
00:35:25Hey, I got your favorite page for you.
00:35:27They are quarterly budget reports from the finance department.
00:35:29They need your signature immediately.
00:35:33Okay, I just want to talk a little bit about...
00:35:34This is Irton.
00:35:43How's your shoulder?
00:35:45Mr. Valentino!
00:35:47I found the mystery woman that you spent the night with at the resort.
00:35:49What?
00:35:55No, I mean, all I can see is silhouettes.
00:35:57Here, Jake, how am I going to see who it actually is?
00:36:01Thank God, it's just a silhouette.
00:36:03It may just be a silhouette.
00:36:05But I have a feeling that she'll come up very soon
00:36:07with a positive pregnancy test asking Mr. Valentino to pay child support.
00:36:11Stop with the overreactive imagination. Take it back.
00:36:14No way am I pregnant.
00:36:17Sampson, your back.
00:36:20What?
00:36:21Your back and the back of your hair look identical to the woman in this video.
00:36:24Identical is a strong word, don't we think?
00:36:27Jake, I need a moment alone with Lisa.
00:36:31He can't prove anything if I just deny it.
00:36:36Take off your blazer.
00:36:37What?
00:36:39Blazer.
00:36:42That's an HR violation, actually.
00:36:44Well, if that was you and the security camera, I can go to HR.
00:36:47Now take off the blazer.
00:36:48Stop. Stop.
00:36:49Lisa, ignore him.
00:36:50What's the problem?
00:36:51The blazer. We take off the blazer.
00:36:53Take off the blazer.
00:36:54Take off the blazer.
00:36:55Take it or hide it.
00:36:56What's going on here?
00:36:58You tried to steal my boyfriend.
00:37:00Hey, that's enough.
00:37:01Patricia, please.
00:37:03We're going on our date, right?
00:37:05Great, I'm going to leave.
00:37:06And you're coming with us.
00:37:07What?
00:37:10I can't.
00:37:11I've got a fish to feed at home and I don't want it to go belly up.
00:37:15Is your damn goldfish more important than me?
00:37:19Your boss.
00:37:20The goldfish was gifted to me by a very special man.
00:37:26Well, you're on the clock.
00:37:27So it's either your job or the goldfish.
00:37:30Aydin, you don't need a third woman.
00:37:32Patricia.
00:37:34Fine.
00:37:36I'll go.
00:37:37But that's overtime.
00:37:39So you're going to pay.
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:46Oh my God, Aydin.
00:37:47Did you see that new film I just starred in?
00:37:49Okay, there's this character, an evil queen.
00:37:51And she reminds me so much of your skinny ex-wife.
00:37:57Thank you, my friend.
00:37:58Of course.
00:37:59On the house.
00:38:00Cheers.
00:38:07Oh no.
00:38:09Looks like I got you all wet.
00:38:10I guess you've got to go home and change.
00:38:14Bathroom.
00:38:17Sorry.
00:38:18Skinny queen coming through.
00:38:23Anyway.
00:38:24The production was eh.
00:38:25My coverage, eh.
00:38:27They really should have had a higher budget.
00:38:29I was like, I'm really confused.
00:38:30Like, clearly didn't know what she was doing.
00:38:32They didn't give me enough bronzer.
00:38:34I just, whatever.
00:38:35But you know me.
00:38:40Don't think your dumb tricks will win over Aydin.
00:38:43And who are you to tell me this?
00:38:45His mistress?
00:38:46He loves me.
00:38:49Ah!
00:38:57What are you going to do?
00:38:58Hit me?
00:38:59Ah!
00:39:00Bingo.
00:39:02You asked for it.
00:39:03Mistresses get slapped.
00:39:05Hey, what is with all the noise?
00:39:07Huh?
00:39:08I didn't.
00:39:09She slapped me.
00:39:10And why would you do that?
00:39:11Because.
00:39:12I'm a super duper evil conniving and scheming little bitch.
00:39:19I don't think I can't fire you.
00:39:20Yes, fire her.
00:39:22You can't.
00:39:23Because I am firing you.
00:39:26For my life.
00:39:27You can't do that.
00:39:28I just did.
00:39:33If I was you, I would take that back.
00:39:40If I was you, I would take that back.
00:39:44Aydin.
00:39:45My leg.
00:39:46It's hurting again.
00:39:47I fired you.
00:39:49She just fired me.
00:39:50Hey.
00:39:59Lisa, can you please bring me in here a tea?
00:40:09Mmm. Mmm.
00:40:10Oh.
00:40:11Oh my god, this tea sucks.
00:40:12What is this?
00:40:13It's Thompson left, sir.
00:40:14Remember?
00:40:17Do you want a new one?
00:40:18Or do you want a coffee instead?
00:40:20No, no.
00:40:21I don't want to take that away.
00:40:25Yes, sir.
00:40:37Boss doesn't like your plans.
00:40:40Do you know how many different combinations of tea leaves, temperatures, and techniques
00:40:42the former secretary tested and formulated just for Mr. Valentino's palate?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:46That's true.
00:40:48Ever since the new CO arrived, all she would do was carry tea leaves,
00:40:51prepared to make any combination any time her little heart desired.
00:40:55Such a thoughtful secretary.
00:40:58And such big shoes to fill.
00:40:59How are we ever going to find a replacement?
00:41:02Spill the tea.
00:41:03Did she get fired for trying to seduce the boss?
00:41:07Was that pun intended?
00:41:09Or unintended?
00:41:11Careful not to get fired.
00:41:14Unintended.
00:41:16Right?
00:41:17I thought so.
00:41:23She's always so cold to me on the surface.
00:41:26But deep down, she actually really cares about me.
00:41:33What's this?
00:41:34Your ex-wife ordered a ballgown.
00:41:36The shop owners send both items here by mistake,
00:41:39so I'll make sure this gets sent back to her address.
00:41:41Okay.
00:41:42I would put your suit in the executive closet,
00:41:44but Samson still has the key.
00:41:47Just hire her back.
00:41:49I mean, I don't get it.
00:41:50When you fire somebody, they take the key.
00:41:52That makes no sense.
00:41:53I thought she was the one that fired you.
00:42:03Be glad I don't have a cat.
00:42:05Otherwise, this fish would already be dead.
00:42:08LOL.
00:42:09Is this the goldfish that she got?
00:42:12Whoever got that for her is lame.
00:42:19It's a cute puppy.
00:42:21I like puppies too.
00:42:24Going out tonight?
00:42:25Time to find a cute daddy for my puppy.
00:42:29Who are you going out with?
00:42:34No, it's...
00:42:36It's probably best just to be nice.
00:42:38Let me just...
00:42:42Cute...
00:42:44Puppy...
00:42:47Period.
00:42:48Yeah, that's fine.
00:42:54What?
00:42:57All this hard-to-get strategies, it's going too far, Lisa.
00:43:02Jeez, Jake, what are you doing?
00:43:04Why does it seem like you're more interested in getting her attention
00:43:07than it is the other way around?
00:43:09How long have you been standing?
00:43:11It's time for the events, right?
00:43:41Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:43:44My schemey ex-wife is here?
00:43:46She better not say anything bad about me.
00:43:48Oh, these appetizers look good.
00:43:59You!
00:44:00What are you doing here?
00:44:01I'm here to see you.
00:44:02What are you doing here?
00:44:03I'm here to see you.
00:44:04What are you doing here?
00:44:05I'm here to see you.
00:44:06What are you doing here?
00:44:07I'm here to see you.
00:44:08What are you doing here?
00:44:09I'm here to see you.
00:44:10What are you doing here?
00:44:12It's none of your beeswax.
00:44:15I don't work for you anymore.
00:44:18And you made me drop my appetizer.
00:44:21Who are you here to meet?
00:44:23Showing this much skin?
00:44:25Trying to look so appetizing?
00:44:27Kissing for a new husband?
00:44:29I'm definitely not kissing for you.
00:44:32You are always so difficult.
00:44:35And I serve Miss Valentino.
00:44:38Nicole, I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:44:41Mrs. Valentino?
00:44:48What?
00:44:49Oh, my mistake.
00:44:52Excuse me.
00:44:53Yeah, it's fine.
00:44:58Did I get the wrong person?
00:45:01I see her at the hospital all the time with Mr. Valentino Sr.
00:45:07This is the file you wanted on Lisa Sampson.
00:45:13The secretary.
00:45:15I haven't looked at it.
00:45:16I find it a bit creepy to hire a private investigator to look into your co-workers.
00:45:20But she's married.
00:45:21I heard she just got divorced.
00:45:22Is that why she's so hot and cold with me?
00:45:25She's not ready for a new relationship.
00:45:29Mr. and Mrs. Valentino.
00:45:31Your ex-wife ordered a ball gown.
00:45:34Looks like we need to pay my ex-wife a visit.
00:45:36Certainly.
00:45:48This is the house you left your ex-wife after the divorce, sir.
00:45:56Damn.
00:45:57You literally shit where you eat.
00:45:59Just like him.
00:46:00Surrounds himself with that piece of brown turd model.
00:46:04But you're a good boy.
00:46:06Can't say a thing about that jerk face.
00:46:09What's she talking about you, sir?
00:46:10That's way too rude.
00:46:12I thought you were here to see your ex-wife, sir.
00:46:14That's not her.
00:46:16Then who are you here to see?
00:46:18I can't tell whether I'm happy or disappointed it's not that Lisa.
00:46:24Let's go.
00:46:33Let's go.
00:46:49Is he here to see me?
00:46:57You're back.
00:46:58I just walked your dog.
00:46:59Thank you.
00:47:01Can you believe that I ran into my shithead ex twice in one night?
00:47:09I don't understand why you just can't admit to him that you're his ex-wife.
00:47:13He's the one that owes you an apology.
00:47:15Hey, you're right.
00:47:16But I just...
00:47:20I don't know. I thought it would be a clean break.
00:47:22Now look...
00:47:24I mean, he's always got his poopy pants hanging around him.
00:47:27That's true.
00:47:28But he's a two-timing scumbag.
00:47:31And we don't bother with scumbags.
00:47:33Scumbags don't live in our head rent-free.
00:47:35You're right.
00:47:37Okay, cheers to that.
00:47:39Hey, now I'm back on the market.
00:47:42Yes, you are.
00:47:59What do you want?
00:48:00Samson?
00:48:01Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:07Almost there, sir.
00:48:09Keep him waiting.
00:48:10Samson?
00:48:11Mr. Valentino would like to kindly invite you back to be his secretary.
00:48:17Samson, are you all right?
00:48:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:25Lisa, Lisa, hey, can you hear me?
00:48:27Talk to me.
00:48:28Uh, Mr. Valentino?
00:48:30A girl who has self-respect doesn't do tasty faxies.
00:48:33So, bye!
00:48:35No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:37Lisa, what if I were to tell you I can give you your own independent project?
00:48:42In exchange, you come back and work for me, secretary, for a month.
00:48:47Is he serious?
00:48:48It would take years to get my own project as an engineer.
00:48:51So how does that sound?
00:48:52Oh, and not to mention, it'll be good for your career and the pay raise.
00:48:57Maybe I can finally give back the $2 million check and call it even.
00:49:02All right, deal.
00:49:04Well, hold on, hold on.
00:49:05I thought you said no tasty faxies a moment ago.
00:49:07Yeah, but there's a condition.
00:49:09You know, if I don't feel like I'm being taken advantage of, then it's open for discussion.
00:49:13Well, all right, then.
00:49:15I will see you tomorrow.
00:49:16See you tomorrow.
00:49:25Your tea.
00:49:27Welcome back, Lisa.
00:49:29So, tell me, did you block me?
00:49:38No, definitely, definitely not block you.
00:49:43Did you know that you get extra loud and animated when you lie?
00:49:47Did he hire me back just to torment me?
00:49:51Sir, we found out who drugged you.
00:49:53Who was it?
00:49:54Frank Dunst, CEO of your rival company.
00:49:57Looks like we need to pay him a visit, then.
00:50:00You're coming with me. Let's go.
00:50:08Frank Dunst, the CEO of a rival company, should be right inside.
00:50:11Why are we back here again?
00:50:17Does he know that I'm the woman he spent the night with?
00:50:20Bathroom!
00:50:25Let's go.
00:50:31Oh, my!
00:50:34Iden Valentino.
00:50:39What can I do for you, chick?
00:50:46Is that one of your goons?
00:50:49Did he drug me on his own, or was it by your order?
00:50:55Hello, pretty.
00:51:01Can I be Frank?
00:51:05I would love that, Frank.
00:51:06Hello, pretty.
00:51:09I got some nice rooms on the floor above us.
00:51:12How about I give you a tour you won't forget?
00:51:15Respectfully, no.
00:51:19Did I say something?
00:51:20Respectfully, no.
00:51:24Did I mention that I own this place?
00:51:25Oh, really?
00:51:28Well, in that case...
00:51:41You're going to regret this!
00:51:45I'll show you real pain.
00:51:51Are you okay?
00:51:55Don't you know who I am?
00:51:56Frank Dunst is my brother-in-law!
00:51:58You idiot!
00:51:59Hey!
00:52:03If I recall correctly, your wife is an only child.
00:52:08That so heirs the Maple fortune.
00:52:10So how do you suddenly have a brother-in-law?
00:52:12He doesn't look like part of the Maple family at all.
00:52:15Are you cheating on your wife with his sister?
00:52:17What do you want, Iden?
00:52:20The Northpoint project.
00:52:23I'm interested in this.
00:52:27I'm interested in that.
00:52:28A hundred billion dollar project.
00:52:31That's right.
00:52:34All right.
00:52:35I will withdraw my bid for it.
00:52:38And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:52:42I'm sorry.
00:52:43And I also want an apology to my secretary now.
00:52:48I'm sorry.
00:52:50And I apologize on behalf of this...
00:52:53Idiot!
00:52:54My subordinates are all highly competent.
00:52:56Unlike yours.
00:52:57That's why I, as a superior, protect them.
00:53:04Let's go.
00:53:10I, um...
00:53:13Thank you for saving me.
00:53:16And, um...
00:53:19Would you have done the same if it were a different girl?
00:53:22Nobody bullies you except for me.
00:53:25No one's allowed to bully me except you?
00:53:28I'm sorry, what kind of sadistic line is that?
00:53:31Are you talking shit about me inside of your head again?
00:53:35No.
00:53:36No, no!
00:53:37I...
00:53:38I...
00:53:39I'm not!
00:53:44Do you dance?
00:53:46Oh, um...
00:53:48No, um...
00:53:49Not anymore.
00:53:50I mean, not...
00:53:51Just not anymore.
00:53:57A gift.
00:54:00From the company, not from me.
00:54:13You really don't remember me anymore?
00:54:18I don't.
00:54:22No, he's so ugly.
00:54:24I don't have anything left to do, do you hear me?
00:54:35Are you okay?
00:54:37I can't see.
00:54:39I can't see.
00:54:43My leg!
00:54:46You two!
00:54:47Call the police!
00:54:49Mr. Valentino!
00:54:51We have to get you to safety.
00:54:52One second.
00:54:54Here.
00:54:55This is my family heirloom.
00:54:57Come find me.
00:54:59We really have to go.
00:55:14How do you know I like dogs?
00:55:17He pays attention to me.
00:55:23Brian!
00:55:25Lisa!
00:55:27Hi.
00:55:30Here, let me get this.
00:55:34This looks good.
00:55:36It's for tonight.
00:55:38I'm so excited.
00:55:40This looks good.
00:55:42It's for tonight.
00:55:44Oh.
00:55:45Okay.
00:55:46I got a secret to see Swan Lake next weekend.
00:55:48What?
00:55:54I left him at the office.
00:55:56What?
00:56:09Wait, Lisa.
00:56:10Why aren't you with the Valentinos for the holidays this year?
00:56:13Because that jerk-faced ex-husband didn't want to see me at all.
00:56:16Has that Iden Valentino been mean to you?
00:56:18No.
00:56:19No, it's great.
00:56:21I mean, his grandpa loves me, okay?
00:56:24Like, he got me a designer purse.
00:56:26If it wasn't for my evil ex-girlfriend who blackmailed me for $2 million,
00:56:29she wouldn't have had to agree to that marriage contract anyway.
00:56:31It's all my fault.
00:56:32No, it's not.
00:56:33Hey, it's okay.
00:56:36Brian, it's not your fault.
00:56:43Why do you have a picture of Patricia Brown on your dartboard?
00:56:46Is that what this criminal calls herself now?
00:56:50She's hiding from her crimes.
00:56:51She's the ex-girlfriend who blackmailed you?
00:56:54Blackmailed you?
00:56:55That's why we owe $2 million?
00:56:56Lisa, don't get caught up in this anymore, okay?
00:56:59Just live your happy married life.
00:57:01That's all I want for you.
00:57:04You've already done too much for me.
00:57:15Grandpa Valentino's in the hospital. I have to go.
00:57:18Will you be back for dinner?
00:57:19I don't know.
00:57:21Okay.
00:57:28Thankfully, Olga got your grandpa in time.
00:57:31Aiden Valentino, even if he doesn't want to see me,
00:57:34he should still see his grandfather for the holidays.
00:57:45What the hell are you doing here?
00:57:48He was with her again?
00:57:52You're like a leech, huh?
00:57:55Can't get rid of you.
00:57:56I haven't even started with you about ruining my brother's life.
00:58:00What? I didn't slap you hard enough last time so you came back for more?
00:58:06Name your price.
00:58:09How much to get you away from Aiden?
00:58:11For you to leave Aiden alone.
00:58:13One million?
00:58:15I'll pay you one million dollars to leave Aiden alone.
00:58:18That should be plenty for a peasant like you.
00:58:20Is that how much Aiden Valentino is worth to you?
00:58:23What a joke.
00:58:24Five million.
00:58:28Five trillion dollars.
00:58:30Couldn't buy my love for Aiden Valentino.
00:58:32What do you know about Aiden anyway?
00:58:34He's allergic to peanuts.
00:58:36He loves seafood and his evening runs.
00:58:39Everyone thinks he's a cold, calculated businessman,
00:58:41but he actually has a lot of soft spots, including puppies.
00:58:44He's a dog person like me.
00:58:46And if he sees a dog on his evening runs, he will stop,
00:58:49just so that he can play with it.
00:58:52I will seduce Aiden from you.
00:58:55He's mine.
00:58:57Yeah!
00:59:00Aiden.
00:59:04Awkward.
00:59:08What a confession, Lisa.
00:59:10I didn't know you feel that way about me.
00:59:12About me.
00:59:14Okay.
00:59:16This is Valentino.
00:59:18Oh, I mean, actually, what do I call you?
00:59:23I'm Nicole. I'm the nurse at the hospital.
00:59:27Lisa. Lisa's totally fine.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30Thank you.
00:59:31I hope everything's okay.
00:59:32Yeah, yeah, no, sorry. I'm just a little tired.
00:59:35Oh, good to see you again.
00:59:37Yo, you too. You look great in your strobes.
00:59:41Hi, baby.
00:59:42Hi.
00:59:44Grandpa.
00:59:53Hi. Yeah.
00:59:55Remember Lisa Sampson?
00:59:58How about some sweet revenge?
01:00:13Jake, can you get Lisa in here? Thank you.
01:00:17You called for me?
01:00:21My God.
01:00:24Can you please tie this tie for me?
01:00:27I don't know how to tie a tie, actually,
01:00:30so you should have Jake help you out with that.
01:00:33Well, you are already in here,
01:00:35so why don't you get the shot?
01:00:38Fine.
01:00:43Here you go.
01:00:51You're not too good at this, are you?
01:00:53Because you have no one else to practice on.
01:00:56Well, do you have a lot of girls who tie your tie for you?
01:00:59No.
01:01:01You're actually the first.
01:01:06I've got work to do, so, you know.
01:01:08Why were you in the hospital last night?
01:01:13Sometimes.
01:01:15You have an injury?
01:01:16That's why I don't dance anymore.
01:01:20No reaction.
01:01:21He really doesn't care.
01:01:23I wasn't stalking you.
01:01:26Sure.
01:01:27I mean it.
01:01:28Like, all the stuff I said at the hospital,
01:01:30that was just nonsense, you know?
01:01:34I only said it because
01:01:36your little girlfriend was accusing me of trying to seduce you.
01:01:40So, I just wanted to piss her off.
01:01:44So, you didn't mean anything that you said?
01:01:47No.
01:01:49No, of course not. I'm a professional.
01:01:52A professional indeed.
01:01:55I knew it.
01:01:59Thank you.
01:02:00Yeah, I'm mindful of social boundaries.
01:02:05Right.
01:02:06That'll be all, Miss Samson.
01:02:10Yeah, I've got work to do.
01:02:16Sorry, Samson.
01:02:17But the boss said these need to be done by tomorrow morning.
01:02:19He says, um...
01:02:22If she loves working so much, then I'll give her twice the work.
01:02:25She'll be thanking me.
01:02:31Twice the work.
01:02:35Does he know I have a real job?
01:02:39I'm only his secretary,
01:02:41and he's already torturing me this much?
01:02:45Imagine what he would do if he found out I was his despised ex-wife.
01:02:55Mr. Valentino?
01:03:00Mr. Valentino?
01:03:03I'm here with those files that you asked for.
01:03:07Okay, this way, this way.
01:03:09Nice job!
01:03:16Yeah, um, why, why, why are you naked?
01:03:19Perf.
01:03:21You break into my house and you start touching my body and you call me a perf.
01:03:25Interesting.
01:03:28You asked me to bring these files over to your house.
01:03:31No, I don't need those anymore.
01:03:33He just loves tormenting me.
01:03:36But, now that you're here,
01:03:39why don't you join me for a drink?
01:03:44Cheers.
01:03:58That's okay, I'm not really drinking right now, anyway.
01:04:01And, uh, I've, I've really overloaded with...
01:04:05stuff...
01:04:06for the rest of the night, so...
01:04:08I'm just gonna leave the files here, in case you need them, and, um...
01:04:12Yeah, I'll head out.
01:04:13Well, hold on, wait one second.
01:04:15I mean, it's late, I'll give you a ride home.
01:04:17No, no, no, that's okay.
01:04:19I have a ride already, you should just head home.
01:04:22Okay.
01:04:25See you later?
01:04:27See you.
01:04:28I bid you good eve.
01:04:30Sir.
01:04:35It's a pool.
01:04:36It's a pool.
01:04:37Yep, that was my next best.
01:04:46Why are you raging about all the places without a service?
01:04:54Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:04:56Okay, how am I supposed to get a fucking Uber right now?
01:05:05You.
01:05:07What are you doing here?
01:05:17That's for trying to steal Aiden from me.
01:05:20And after tonight, he's never gonna want to touch you again.
01:05:24Because we're covering up your face.
01:05:31This is my family heirloom. Come find me.
01:05:36Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:39Where did you get that necklace?
01:05:41Oh, this?
01:05:42This is a token of Aiden's love.
01:05:44Jealous?
01:05:46You better enjoy your last few moments not being Scarface.
01:05:50Don't come near me.
01:05:53I'm Aiden Valentino's wife. You don't want to mess with me.
01:05:56You don't want to...
01:05:57Quit bluffing. You were just his secretary last week.
01:06:05Don't.
01:06:06Don't.
01:06:13Hey!
01:06:15Hey!
01:06:16Hey!
01:06:17Hey!
01:06:18Hey!
01:06:23You okay?
01:06:24What took you so long?
01:06:27Dump his body at the Maple residence.
01:06:29Tell Charlotte Maple that her husband is cheating on her.
01:06:31Let's see how Dunn's gonna afford his vermin without his wife's money.
01:06:35And Patricia Brown, too.
01:06:37They kidnapped her, too?
01:06:38No. She was working with the men who hurt me.
01:06:40No, no, no. You must be imagining this. We didn't see her when we came in.
01:06:43I didn't.
01:06:44What?
01:06:45Listen to me.
01:06:46Look, I know you guys are at odds, but she wouldn't do this.
01:06:51Fine.
01:06:53Thanks for saving me.
01:06:54Hey, hey, hey.
01:06:56Come on. I'll take you back. Come on. I'll take you back.
01:06:58No.
01:06:59Lisa!
01:07:08Lisa!
01:07:10I'm sorry!
01:07:12Please, I just want to talk for a second.
01:07:14Lisa! Please!
01:07:17Lisa!
01:07:38Four years ago, I brought home a necklace that Patricia Brown stole.
01:07:43She ransacked the house.
01:07:45It must have been her.
01:07:47I'm sorry, sis. Everything is my fault.
01:07:50Is this necklace important to you? Can I get you another one?
01:08:15I thought you said you're not drinking anymore.
01:08:17And you finished the whole bottle yourself?
01:08:20What's going on?
01:08:23I got kidnapped.
01:08:27Piece of crap Brown took your necklace to pose as you.
01:08:30Your husband's actual savior?
01:08:33No, get this. She's also the one who framed Brian for her hit and run,
01:08:36and that's why we owe the two million dollars.
01:08:39That bitch.
01:08:40She did everything to get closer to Aiden.
01:08:42Yeah.
01:08:43You've got to do something.
01:08:44Like what?
01:08:48He believes her completely.
01:08:50And if I had any evidence at all, I wouldn't have had to sign the marriage contract.
01:08:56She's got the necklace.
01:08:58Like, I don't even think I can call him a scumbag anymore because he thinks that she's me.
01:09:03Take your man back.
01:09:06Take my man back?
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:12It's Aiden.
01:09:14Oh.
01:09:17Hello?
01:09:18This is the Irish Pub.
01:09:20This lady is drunk.
01:09:22Please come and pick her up as soon as possible.
01:09:26What was that?
01:09:28Now what?
01:09:29What do we do?
01:09:30Well, now we're going to go to the Irish Pub and get you changed.
01:09:33We're going to go to the Irish Pub?
01:09:35Yes, we are. Come on.
01:09:39There you go.
01:09:40Have a couple.
01:09:41Have a couple.
01:09:42There you go.
01:09:43You're the most cars in the world than anybody else.
01:09:47There you go.
01:09:49Alrighty.
01:09:50Let's get the seatbelt on you.
01:09:52Oh, okay.
01:09:59Oh.
01:10:00You actually look sweet when you're asleep.
01:10:03Because when you're awake, you're like a tiger always chewing me out.
01:10:07Oh.
01:10:08Okay.
01:10:09I'm going to eat you up.
01:10:11Yeah.
01:10:12Yeah, we can get something to eat.
01:10:18Hey, go on. Just take a nap. I'll drive.
01:10:28Oh, uh, Lisa, where do we actually live?
01:10:35Okay, I'll just take you back to my house.
01:10:38Okay.
01:10:48Okay, there you go.
01:10:50And I'm taking you to my place.
01:10:52It's because, frankly, I don't know where you live.
01:10:54And I'm not going to do anything wrong.
01:10:59Be mindful of social boundaries, Ida.
01:11:01Don't do anything stupid.
01:11:03She's under the influence.
01:11:04I'm just going to go.
01:11:05Okay.
01:11:07Wait, Lisa.
01:11:10Please be mindful of social boundaries, okay?
01:11:20Lisa, if you go any lower, then I'm going to have to cut your pay in half.
01:11:27Oh!
01:11:31If I knew that you were going to be like this,
01:11:34I would have left you to your own devices.
01:11:49My, oh my, Samson.
01:11:52Did you two spend the night together?
01:11:54Jake, where are my morning meeting notes?
01:11:56Got them.
01:11:57Got them.
01:12:03That's right, take your man back.
01:12:12I made you coffee.
01:12:14You know how I prefer tea now, right?
01:12:16But this is my special coffee.
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:22Thank you.
01:12:25Yeah, it's pretty good.
01:12:27You've got, um, foam on your arms.
01:12:32Well, why don't you...
01:12:40Why don't you quit all the bells and whistles and go make me a normal tea?
01:12:47Jake liked my latte art.
01:12:49Oh, you made Jake latte arts?
01:12:52Uh, no, his thing was a leaf.
01:12:54Only you got the heart.
01:12:56I made you lunch, too.
01:12:58You made me lunch?
01:12:59Mm-hmm.
01:13:02So, do you need to take a break?
01:13:05No time to break, Olga.
01:13:07Patricia Brown says I was divorcing Lisa to take up with a secretary.
01:13:11I have to stop it at all costs.
01:13:13Onward, Olga! Onward!
01:13:15Onward!
01:13:18And I lost you.
01:13:21Cut it.
01:13:22But, sir, what if they're in a meeting?
01:13:25Doesn't matter.
01:13:26Onward, Olga, onward!
01:13:34Grandpa.
01:13:36Is it bad?
01:13:37Don't mind me.
01:13:39Come by to visit sometime for dinner.
01:13:41Okay, Grandpa, will do.
01:13:45Come on, Olga.
01:13:50It seems like Grandpa likes you.
01:13:52I seem a bit fast, though, sometimes.
01:14:09You dare steal a kiss from me?
01:14:16I love you, Grandpa.
01:14:36Mr. Bouncy.
01:14:37Mr. Bouncy.
01:14:43Jay, this better be very important or I'm cutting your pay in half.
01:14:46What is it?
01:14:47Miss Brown just called.
01:15:00Hey.
01:15:01She needs you at the police station right now.
01:15:03The police station?
01:15:07Sorry I didn't think of you like this, sis.
01:15:09Why would you go stalking Patricia Brown?
01:15:11You know that is a crime, Brian.
01:15:14Why am I not surprised?
01:15:17You two are siblings?
01:15:19Trailer trash ass family?
01:15:21You ruined my life.
01:15:22Hey, Brian, stop. Don't.
01:15:24Blame your own stupidity, not me.
01:15:27Do you even know who I am?
01:15:29What do you mean?
01:15:30Do you know who you stole that necklace from four years ago?
01:15:33What do you...
01:15:34I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:36I'm sure you know.
01:15:37Hey, what is going on?
01:15:38Aiden, they're harassing me.
01:15:40She's dating Aiden Valentino now?
01:15:42You know what?
01:15:44Hey, stop.
01:15:46Don't hurt him.
01:15:48I apologize on his behalf.
01:15:50You're apologizing to me for him.
01:15:52I've never known you to back down on me before.
01:15:55Why are you apologizing to him?
01:15:57Do you want to end up back in there?
01:15:58He's cheating on you.
01:16:01Let's go.
01:16:02Come on, Aiden. They're disgusting.
01:16:04Disgusting.
01:16:05Aiden, I knew you'd save me from those trailer trash siblings.
01:16:09Wait, what?
01:16:10They're siblings.
01:16:13Brian?
01:16:14Oh my gosh, Brian is so...
01:16:16Yeah, they're both losers.
01:16:21Wait.
01:16:22Aiden!
01:16:23How am I supposed to get around?
01:16:27Lisa, wait!
01:16:28Wait!
01:16:31Lisa!
01:16:35Someone decided to go back into trouble.
01:16:45It's...
01:16:46No, no.
01:16:48Leave behind your cheating husband.
01:16:53Ms. Sampson, for ditching work without cause,
01:16:56I require an in-person explanation of my office stats?
01:17:00Yeah, he's got issues.
01:17:01Divorce him already. Why are you still with him?
01:17:03We're already divorced.
01:17:06Well, you're good.
01:17:08I mean, if it wasn't for my blunders in the first place,
01:17:10you wouldn't have had to marry him.
01:17:11That's not what I thought that was.
01:17:13Now you're free, right?
01:17:15So I can set you up on some blind dates?
01:17:17Yeah, please don't.
01:17:18Why not?
01:17:19Come on, everybody asks me about you.
01:17:21Oh, I'm sure.
01:17:22You're bound to meet one good one out of the bunch.
01:17:26Brian!
01:17:27Come on, please?
01:17:28For me?
01:17:29For you?
01:17:30For me?
01:17:31For me?
01:17:33The wiring in this room?
01:17:35Yeah, I think we could widen the room.
01:17:36Make more space, easily, for a couple units a week.
01:17:38Budget report from the past month from the finance department.
01:17:41Thank you.
01:17:42And, um, I would...
01:17:43Is that a new skirt, Sampson?
01:17:45You going on a date later?
01:17:48Excuse me.
01:18:01Hi.
01:18:02Queen's Ristorante.
01:18:037pm.
01:18:04Thank you.
01:18:05I can't wait.
01:18:10You know, I'm so happy that Sampson decided to go on this date.
01:18:13You know, getting back on the dating scene is kind of exciting.
01:18:16Gosh, if she had that new skirt,
01:18:17the way that she was talking with that guy on the phone,
01:18:19she must have been pretty excited.
01:18:20She must be successful.
01:18:22I need a table at Queen's Ristorante.
01:18:26Because we are treating some friends to dinner tonight.
01:18:30We're friends.
01:18:34I have friends.
01:18:37Yeah, that's me.
01:18:39Great.
01:18:40I look better in real life, though, huh?
01:18:41So, Ms. Sampson,
01:18:44I hear you are a divorcee, which I think is very hot.
01:18:48And, you know, I'll tell you,
01:18:50if it wasn't for my aunt's next-door neighbor's brother's cousin,
01:18:53I would not be doing this blind date crap.
01:18:56We don't have to do this again.
01:18:58Ah, no, no, no.
01:18:59Don't worry about it.
01:19:00Don't play hard to get already.
01:19:02Just, you know, relax.
01:19:03Enjoy your meal.
01:19:04It's all good.
01:19:05I will tell you,
01:19:07I make $3,000 a month.
01:19:11I can afford to get you a nice meal.
01:19:13It's all good.
01:19:14There's really no need.
01:19:17Ah, forget about it.
01:19:18Listen, I have a very spacious,
01:19:21300-square-foot studio apartment
01:19:24that I lease if you get my drift.
01:19:29When we's a married,
01:19:31you don't gotta worry about work or nothing.
01:19:33I can give you an allowance, like, I don't know,
01:19:36$200 a month or something like that.
01:19:38What do you think about that?
01:19:39Yeah, um, I make six figures.
01:19:42I'm an engineer.
01:19:44We could, um, go buy a chess club with the dining room.
01:19:47I know!
01:19:48Come on!
01:19:49You're joking.
01:19:50Get out of here.
01:19:51No, I'm really not.
01:19:52Yeah, uh, your meal's on me.
01:19:54Ah, listen, don't mess with me, lady.
01:19:56Look, I know that you are divorced,
01:19:59but you think you can do better than me?
01:20:01Get out of here.
01:20:05What the hell is this?
01:20:06We didn't order nothing?
01:20:07What, are you trying to bum a meal off of me?
01:20:10Mr. Sumtree?
01:20:12Hello, Lisa.
01:20:13I own half the restaurants on this side of town.
01:20:16Mister, the bill for this table
01:20:18has already been paid for
01:20:20by Ida Valentino.
01:20:23Paid for by Ida Valentino.
01:20:25He says Miss Samson deserves only the best.
01:20:30What the hell kind of name is Ida?
01:20:32Let me know if you find out.
01:20:36Thanks.
01:20:37Okay, fine.
01:20:38Then I'm gonna eat.
01:20:39With Lisa gone, your bill is $1,250.
01:20:43Dude.
01:20:44What?
01:20:45Real funny watching me get embarrassed again, isn't it?
01:20:48Hey!
01:20:49No, you and Mr. Sumtree again, huh?
01:20:50You kiss me and you go on a date with another guy.
01:20:52How is that fair?
01:20:53What, and you're any better?
01:20:54Patricia Brown feels like something happens
01:20:56and so then you swoop in and immediately take her side.
01:20:58Someone's jealous of you.
01:20:59I'm leaving.
01:21:00Okay.
01:21:01Hey, hey!
01:21:03You okay?
01:21:06Look, there's nothing between Patricia and I.
01:21:08It's only because she saved my life four years ago.
01:21:10You can't hear this.
01:21:21I'll make sure everything matches code.
01:21:24Oh, also, if you plan on re-marrying Miss Samson,
01:21:27you would need to make sure...
01:21:28Wait, wait, hang on.
01:21:29Re-marrying?
01:21:31Yeah, I saw you two together the other night.
01:21:33The other night, I don't...
01:21:35At 117.
01:21:37Hey, those cookies you ordered.
01:21:39This is Valentino.
01:21:42You hired your ex-wife as your secretary?
01:21:44My ex-wife?
01:21:47Lisa, please tell me that's not true.
01:21:49Lisa, please tell me that this is just another misunderstanding.
01:21:52No.
01:21:53I am your ex-wife.
01:21:54So I'm just the real joke here.
01:21:56The fool, chasing you around, running around, saving you.
01:22:00Have you been playing me this whole time?
01:22:02No.
01:22:03I mean, even the nurse called you Miss Valentino.
01:22:05I even went to your house and I saw another woman.
01:22:08Okay, if you had cared about me even one tiny little bit,
01:22:11you would have known what I looked like.
01:22:13You didn't even know my name.
01:22:14So this is just revenge then?
01:22:16On who?
01:22:17Myself?
01:22:18Lisa Sampson.
01:22:19I did Valentino!
01:22:23Okay, so I can't even have a coffee now?
01:22:29I mean, how could she be my skinny ex-wife?
01:22:40What's wrong?
01:22:42What's wrong?
01:22:43What do you do every day, Jake?
01:22:45I asked for a file on Lisa Sampson.
01:22:47What is her secretary, sir?
01:22:48You tell me!
01:22:49I already gave it to you.
01:22:52I'm not seeing anything in here.
01:22:53It's right here.
01:22:55You found it.
01:22:58Huh.
01:22:59Paradise Villa number 12.
01:23:02That's the same address as Lisa...
01:23:04Shit, shit, shit.
01:23:05I'm gonna kill you, Jake!
01:23:09You are.
01:23:11Just look on the bright side, sir.
01:23:12Lisa Sampson is at least not this skinny, conniving gold digger
01:23:16that you described her as.
01:23:17I've never described her as that!
01:23:19But why did she need to hold back for this entire time?
01:23:23Perhaps she was looking for an opportunity to uncover your dark secrets
01:23:26so that she could extort you for more money.
01:23:28Jesus!
01:23:29Lisa isn't like that.
01:23:31Okay.
01:23:33She's a Russian spy.
01:23:35That's gotta be it.
01:23:36Overactive imagination again, Jake.
01:23:38I'm not gonna talk about that.
01:23:41She'll never know.
01:23:43We've only really known her for about a month.
01:23:45I know my Lisa.
01:23:48She's not like that.
01:23:53Where is she?
01:23:59Are those flowers for Lisa Sampson?
01:24:01Sure are.
01:24:06What are you doing, sir?
01:24:09Those flowers are ugly.
01:24:10I need ten fresh bouquets from the Netherlands.
01:24:12Now!
01:24:16One for me.
01:24:20Hey, hey, hey, Lisa.
01:24:21Why don't I just give you a ride home?
01:24:25Perfect.
01:24:31Grab a Valentino.
01:24:32Lisa, come back tonight with eyes for dinner.
01:24:35I will not rest until you do.
01:24:41I will not rest until you do.
01:24:46The car's ready, sir.
01:24:48Thank you.
01:24:54Thanks for the ride, Mr. Valentino.
01:24:58Anytime.
01:24:59So, you asked me to call your grandpa.
01:25:01You knew that Lisa would for sure say yes?
01:25:04I knew she respected my grandpa too much.
01:25:06She couldn't say no.
01:25:07But you always said, um...
01:25:09She always knew to suck up to grandpa to manipulate him.
01:25:12So, do you plan to pursue Lisa Sampson for real this time?
01:25:15No, who said anything about pursuing her?
01:25:18I thought I'd just give her a chance, since she likes me.
01:25:28Thank you, Olga.
01:25:31Cheers.
01:25:32We're all finally here together as a family.
01:25:37Cheers.
01:25:38Oh, and we'll be coming back to visit you, grandpa.
01:25:41Together.
01:25:42That's fantastic.
01:25:45Why don't you two stay the night then?
01:25:48Yeah, we'd love to.
01:25:52Honey, why don't you try one of these grapes?
01:25:54I know how you like them.
01:25:58Grandpa's watching.
01:26:09Thank you.
01:26:18If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:26:21All night long.
01:26:24If you want to fill me up, you can do that.
01:26:27All night long.
01:26:29I'm no longer hungry, actually.
01:26:31Thank you so much for dinner.
01:26:35What are you doing still eating?
01:26:38This is your chance.
01:26:41Go!
01:26:47I think some grandchildren are in play, Olga.
01:26:51Cheers.
01:27:02Thirsty, aren't we?
01:27:08Ah.
01:27:14Wasn't this the wedding gift that mommy got me?
01:27:19There's literally nothing here.
01:27:20What am I supposed to wear to bed?
01:27:23What are you looking for?
01:27:24Nothing.
01:27:26What are you doing here?
01:27:29Doing you.
01:27:31Okay.
01:27:33Is it to make grandpa happy?
01:27:37Unless you want to sleep on the floor tonight?
01:27:40Uh, no way.
01:27:42We never stay over, so I always sleep in the bed.
01:27:45Why should I get the floor now?
01:27:47Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:50I don't mind it.
01:27:53Well, we can both sleep in the bed.
01:27:56I don't mind it.
01:28:03Look.
01:28:07Jake.
01:28:08Lisa, is Mr. Valentino there?
01:28:10This better be good, Jake, or you're not getting your bonus this year.
01:28:13Hi.
01:28:14Mr. Norton had a sudden change in plans and will be leaving town tomorrow afternoon.
01:28:17That means that we will have to move his meeting up to tomorrow morning.
01:28:19So, you and Lisa will need to do some OT.
01:28:23Thank you.
01:28:33Honey, where do you cover the important stuff?
01:28:38I don't know.
01:28:57Good night.
01:29:08Now you're the important girl.
01:29:13Now your daddy can accept you.
01:29:20I should tell him.
01:29:23I should tell him.
01:29:29Hi.
01:29:31Patricia, you can't keep sneaking up on me like that. What are you doing?
01:29:34Okay, well, I found a new doctor.
01:29:36Will you come with me?
01:29:38No, I don't have time to go to the doctor's office today.
01:29:42Okay.
01:29:43Well, if Dr. Richards can fix me up,
01:29:47this will be the last time you ever have to deal with me. Please?
01:29:51Okay, yes, let's go.
01:29:57Lisa!
01:29:59You're pregnant?
01:30:01Whose bastard baby is this?
01:30:04You're pregnant?
01:30:06Who's the man?
01:30:07Oh!
01:30:09You're pregnant?
01:30:11Who's the man?
01:30:12You wouldn't want to shake the baby.
01:30:14The father wouldn't like that too much.
01:30:18Lisa, is there somebody else?
01:30:20Is there somebody else?
01:30:24I did ask you to sing.
01:30:26Oh, I did. My leg, it's hurting.
01:30:29I need to go to the doctor now.
01:30:31Let's go.
01:30:37Okay.
01:30:45That's Lisa.
01:30:47Should we give her a ride?
01:30:49No need.
01:30:50No?
01:30:51Sir, she's going to get sick like this.
01:30:52Start the car.
01:31:07Irene Valentino, you're a dick!
01:31:10You're a dick, that's all you'll ever be!
01:31:18I don't want to tell you about that baby.
01:31:22So as of the reports that I sent over to you guys from Robert,
01:31:25our numbers are up from last time this year,
01:31:27thanks to Mr. Valentino's efforts here.
01:31:29So we have a...
01:31:33Sorry, I'm late.
01:31:35Sorry, I'm late.
01:31:36No excuses.
01:31:38Wait.
01:31:45You have a fever, Lisa?
01:31:46I know.
01:31:48Look, anyone that's late is still excluded.
01:31:51Go outside and get some rest.
01:31:53I don't want you getting anyone else in this office sick.
01:31:55I'm fine.
01:32:05See you later, girl.
01:32:10Mr. Valentino,
01:32:13my letter of resignation.
01:32:17My letter of resignation.
01:32:20You've always wanted to do your own independent projects, right?
01:32:23Focus on that.
01:32:25Give your secretarial duties to Tom,
01:32:27and take some time off.
01:32:30Go to the hospital, okay?
01:32:32What do you mean?
01:32:35I mean,
01:32:37you don't really intend to have that baby, right?
01:32:40You don't get to decide what I do with my body or my baby.
01:32:43You don't really love that man that much?
01:32:46It's none of your business.
01:32:47It's none of your business.
01:32:59Happy birthday to you.
01:33:05Blow out the candles, Grandpa.
01:33:08Yay!
01:33:11I'll go cut the cake.
01:33:13I can celebrate my birthday with both of you together this time.
01:33:19If only by next year,
01:33:21we can add a little bundle of joy.
01:33:28Is she pregnant?
01:33:32We saw her.
01:33:33What's up?
01:33:42Doesn't feel good, does it?
01:33:47Stop!
01:33:48What?
01:33:49You'll carry somebody else's child, but won't even let me touch you?
01:33:52What the fuck is even that, huh?
01:33:58I've had enough of your madness.
01:34:01Grow the fuck up.
01:34:21Hello!
01:34:22Wait a minute.
01:34:23Look everyone, it's your slutty secretary.
01:34:26Did you know?
01:34:27She actually tried to sleep with the boss,
01:34:30but now she's pregnant with some random stranger's bastard baby.
01:34:35Do you even know who the father is?
01:34:39Okay.
01:34:46If you want to expose me, she lied about my brother.
01:34:50Hey!
01:34:51Her son is fake!
01:34:52Your son!
01:34:53You're a fraud!
01:34:54And to think I believed in you all this time!
01:35:00You ruined me!
01:35:03Hey!
01:35:04Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:35:05I didn't!
01:35:06Are you okay?
01:35:07I didn't!
01:35:08Call an ambulance now!
01:35:09I didn't, she's faking!
01:35:10She's out by herself!
01:35:11She's a lying bitch!
01:35:14She's, uh, suffering from a high fever and physical trauma.
01:35:18It doesn't look very stable for the fetus.
01:35:24Well, I guess we can have more in the future.
01:35:30But doctor, can you just save them both?
01:35:33I'll try my best.
01:35:37Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:35:39Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:35:41Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!
01:35:43I'll be right back.
01:35:45Okay.
01:35:56Bill?
01:35:58What's wrong?
01:36:05You know what to do.
01:36:13The patient is in a critical state.
01:36:18We need to operate now.
01:36:20What's going on?
01:36:21Lisa Sampson doesn't have a scheduled operation.
01:36:24She doesn't need one.
01:36:25If you want to keep your job, you better keep your mouth shut.
01:36:28I can't.
01:36:42Mr. Valentino, you have to save Lisa.
01:36:53What's happening?
01:36:55Where am I?
01:36:56We've had some complications.
01:36:58We need to operate on you.
01:37:00No, this isn't right.
01:37:02Who are you working for?
01:37:03Stop! No! No! No!
01:37:05Stop!
01:37:06No! No! No! No!
01:37:08Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:37:09No, I'm pregnant!
01:37:10I'm pregnant with Heidi Valentino's child!
01:37:12No!
01:37:13Lisa!
01:37:15It's okay.
01:37:16I got this.
01:37:17Lisa, Lisa.
01:37:18Hey, hey, hey.
01:37:19You're okay.
01:37:20Murderer!
01:37:22Jane, show her.
01:37:24Sit her down.
01:37:26Sit her down.
01:37:32So...
01:37:34Tell me, doctor, or I'll get your license revoked.
01:37:36It was...
01:37:39It was all Patricia Brown.
01:37:41She...
01:37:42She blackmailed me.
01:37:45And forced me to operate on Lisa Sampson.
01:37:49And...
01:37:51And what?
01:37:54And what?
01:37:56And forge x-rays of her broken leg.
01:38:00Patricia Brown's leg is actually perfectly fine.
01:38:03So I switched her x-rays with someone else's.
01:38:07I checked the database.
01:38:09It looks like he swapped Patricia Brown's x-rays with Lisa Sampson's.
01:38:17So that means that Patricia has been lying to me this entire time.
01:38:22Is that Lisa?
01:38:26Lisa!
01:38:28What did she do?
01:38:31Patricia, stop.
01:38:32You don't want to do this.
01:38:34If you push me off, if you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:40If you push me off, they'll send you to prison for murder.
01:38:44I don't think so.
01:38:46I think it'll just look like a suicide out of shame for having a bastard baby.
01:38:50I saved Aiden.
01:38:52And he will believe me.
01:38:54Why?
01:38:55Because I have the necklace.
01:38:58No! Give it back!
01:39:01You blackmailed my brother for two million dollars.
01:39:04You could have it back for my dead body.
01:39:07That'll have to work.
01:39:08No!
01:39:09Patricia, stop!
01:39:10No! No!
01:39:15Lisa.
01:39:18This is all your fault!
01:39:21It's okay. It's okay.
01:39:22Okay.
01:39:23Lisa.
01:39:25Lisa, please forgive me.
01:39:40Hey, Lee.
01:39:43Patricia Brown, famous supermodel, is arrested for attempted murder.
01:39:47Finally! Justice is served!
01:39:49Justice is served!
01:39:54Hey, Ryan.
01:39:55Sis, did you see the news?
01:39:57Patricia Brown was finally brought in prison for all her crimes.
01:40:00Yeah, I saw.
01:40:01Also, that ex-husband of yours?
01:40:03He's been coming over every day after work.
01:40:06Why?
01:40:07He asked me about you.
01:40:09You know, your childhood, your dreams.
01:40:11He knows you're the girl he saved in college now.
01:40:14And he also paid off all our debts.
01:40:20You know, this house was a gift from Grandpa.
01:40:24I never even came in it all these years.
01:40:28Now I can't even enter it, even if I wanted to.
01:40:49Let's go.
01:40:58Let's go.
01:41:03Oh, it's from Aiden.
01:41:06For you and the baby.
01:41:09More maturity gifts again?
01:41:11As if we can't get those things ourselves.
01:41:13I'm gonna go get them.
01:41:19Hey, son.
01:41:37Hey, son.
01:41:42Hey, son.
01:41:44Did you know that your brother is a total drill sergeant?
01:41:47He had me doing chores all day just so I could get a couple more details about you.
01:41:50And now I have some serious respect for housewives.
01:41:54Is that what you came here to tell me?
01:41:58No, I...
01:42:04I was blind and dumb.
01:42:07And a horrible husband to you.
01:42:09And all disappointing and hurtful that can be.
01:42:14And I neglected you.
01:42:15And I got to you.
01:42:16And I'm sorry about that.
01:42:18And I promise you, I will be better.
01:42:24Will you please give me another chance?
01:42:29What about the baby?
01:42:32You said it was a bastard child.
01:42:34I know, I...
01:42:38Will you please help me?
01:42:45Dad.
01:42:57That's our dad's costume from Swan Lake.
01:43:00Yeah.
01:43:02I know you broke your leg to save my life.
01:43:05But I will get the best doctor in the world to tend to it.
01:43:08So you can dance on the world stage again.
01:43:11Yeah.
01:43:13And...
01:43:15Next time you won't have to buy tickets.
01:43:18You've been performing, and I'll be on the front row.
01:43:21Did you steal these off my desk?
01:43:24And about the baby.
01:43:26Whatever you decide, I'll respect your decision.
01:43:29And I'll love it all the same.
01:43:32Even if we have kids later.
01:43:37Sir! Wait! Wait!
01:43:39Jake, do you want to get fired? What are you doing?
01:43:40Just listen.
01:43:42That's the woman.
01:43:45She gave me this phone before she left the resort.
01:43:47Take it. Sell it on eBay if you don't want it.
01:43:49Maria had just retired from that job after that day and then went on a trip.
01:43:52That's why it took so long to find her.
01:43:54This is my old phone.
01:43:57So you're the mysterious woman this whole time.
01:44:01My God, that means that I'm...
01:44:02No.
01:44:04The baby is yours.
01:44:09Well, what are you waiting for, punk?
01:44:11Put a ring on it.
01:44:13Before she runs away again.
01:44:22I never gave you...
01:44:24The proposal that you deserved.
01:44:27Let me try again.
01:44:29Will you marry me?
01:44:39For real this time?
01:44:42Yes.
01:44:43Yes?
01:44:44Yes.
01:44:46Yes, I will marry you.
01:44:51Again.
01:45:08THE END