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00:01:52Walk in the light
00:01:55Well, you have the king world behind you
00:02:01You are the chosen one
00:02:14Thank you father, thank you mother
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00:02:44Absolutely so psyched to be here. I'm just shaking because for two months I have been so excited. I couldn't even sleep
00:02:50I thank God I can still drink
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00:02:55Anyway, it's so nice to see all of you and I want you to know that we know exactly who you are because we've done
00:03:01the market research
00:03:02You're young you're underemployed
00:03:05You're multicultural you're multiracial you're white women on Thorazine Muslims on Prozac
00:03:12You're Jews on Zoloft and the occasional Amish person on a nice mustard poultice
00:03:29You're totally agro college students the deaf
00:03:34the obese
00:03:36The mentally disordered the wrongly convicted inmate and the occasional slightly disturbed serial killer
00:03:56This is so huge, um, my husband has been sleeping in another room for a whole month because every night
00:04:02I'm just sitting up there in bed interviewing myself
00:04:06I got so excited that my husband got tired
00:04:11Because you know men they need the rest
00:04:14Which is like a foreign concept because women we don't need our rest. We never get anywhere
00:04:21My god, sometimes I want to just be a man, you know just for a day sit around in my shorts scratch myself with my beer
00:04:29Speaking in monosyllables like they do, you know
00:04:32What?
00:04:35Sure thing
00:04:37Nice to see you
00:04:39You betcha
00:04:42And these are the really boring guys that I had to do interviews with in the paper all summer asking me these really horribly boring
00:04:48Questions like they say stuff like you plan on having a co-host
00:04:52Plan on having a band. I don't have another baby. You're Rosie O'Donnell, aren't you?
00:04:59Now you bastards I'm an altogether different fat chick
00:05:04Oh
00:05:11Yeah, so you're Oprah then
00:05:14No, no, Oprah is black. Well, yes, that's true. Good point. Totally different color
00:05:19So so that your barber you're like Barbara Walters and your Barbara Walters interviewing people and no
00:05:26Even though I am Jewish. Also, I come from a working-class background and I am NOT
00:05:31university educated per se
00:05:35And the women reporters are even worse they're like you're fat aren't you what that's like I
00:05:42Wish I could eat more food, but I just feel it would be so one lady like
00:05:48But I know that if I wasn't hosting this talk show
00:05:50This is the real reason I'm doing this gig because if I was not hosting this talk show
00:05:54I know I would be at home in bed watching every other talk show till I got up to
00:05:589,000 pounds
00:06:01So you cannot even imagine when I went through to get here and I'm sorry
00:06:05You had to read a lot of boring stuff about me all summer because all I have ever really wanted to do was to talk
00:06:11Directly to you without any middleman
00:06:23Because I just kept saying to myself
00:06:25Save it for the audience save it for the audience. I want to say thank you for waiting
00:06:31On our show today. We have whooping Goldberg
00:06:47And we have from Washington DC lender trip, so that's two of my best girlfriends and one backstabbing bitch
00:07:01Linda trip is not actually here. What you will see is a parody
00:07:17It's my first show and I'm very excited and I'm bringing out a great actress and an equally great person
00:07:25Also the new center square of Hollywood squares
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00:07:54Sit down there. Oh
00:07:56Do you like it or no, no, this is good. I took these out of my own house. Did you yeah
00:08:03Cuz these are definitely
00:08:05These are built for booty
00:08:09Sometimes you sit in those chairs and it's like oh, but this is like whoo
00:08:15We'll get nice and comfortable well, yeah, this is very fly isn't it cool. I love the way you came in. Wasn't that cool?
00:08:23I'm telling when you started doing the Polaroids of yourself. I
00:08:28Wanted to run out and get one
00:08:31They had to hold me back. They said don't do it. Don't do it. It's for the audience
00:08:37They said don't ruin it. Do not ruin it for don't ruin the surprise that you're on. I want a Polaroid
00:08:43Oh, I'll be happy to we'll take one together. Okay, you know what first I should I should thank that the Angels were two of
00:08:49Our writers Paul Mooney and Alan Clegg
00:08:53Thank you
00:08:58So I I'm just like trying to have to okay first I have to tell you this
00:09:02Now you are such an awesome actress and you won an Academy Award and we wanted to show a clip of your Academy Award
00:09:09Winning role in ghost right because I mean you won an Academy Award
00:09:13I
00:09:20That is so awesome thought it honey, but check this out the clip cost something like
00:09:26$7,000. Yeah. Yeah, so we couldn't afford it. So instead we got a police sketch artist. Oh
00:09:36She's gonna sketch out on this one of the scenes from ghost great and her name is Mona Edwards
00:09:43Oh, she'll be doing that while we talk. Okay
00:09:47And Lonnie just told me that she's actually sketched me before in one of my many lawsuits
00:09:55So I have to get right to it cuz I know what do you think of the whole Ken star what's happening what's going on
00:10:01It's a shame man. It's a lowdown
00:10:03Dirty dirty shame, you know, why it's a shame. I'm gonna tell you why tell us why what is it worth all of this?
00:10:11Was it worth all of this?
00:10:13Was it what because now look, I don't know a man in the world
00:10:24I don't know a man in the world who if you said to him
00:10:29Did you have an affair with that woman? We said well, yes, I did
00:10:33You can go into the man's room. The woman could be on her knees
00:10:39You can say to that man, who is that woman that man will say what one?
00:10:53You know, it wasn't like okay
00:10:56We didn't know that this was in him because he said at the very beginning before we elected him
00:11:03We knew he was lying about
00:11:06Relationships, right? Okay. So this is now he didn't lie to the country Nixon screwed the country
00:11:17This guy was doing some money selling stuff that this
00:11:21President's, you know what y'all have to disagree with you in a minute. Why you think he screwed the president the country to who Clinton?
00:11:28Yeah
00:11:29Well, I think there's many people out there who I know they do but you know what I believe
00:11:36That it has not been worth all of this to tear the car in a scary apart
00:11:42We are in a scary and then what's funny is all these Republicans are popping up going. Well, you know
00:11:46I do have an illegitimate child
00:11:51And it's happening it's happening because people have just begun to realize that we have put ourselves in a bind
00:11:59Because there isn't one person in this country who can live up to the standards that we set
00:12:05Okay
00:12:11You know, I have to go ahead you know a girl say but you know, I respect everything that
00:12:16But you're full on this
00:12:24You're talking about the standards we said okay who sets him better than the big leader
00:12:28No, there has not been a big leader
00:12:34The country he is leading where he's leading us when you lie under oath, well, you know, what does anyone here agree with me?
00:12:41Political person has not
00:12:45They all lie
00:12:47Okay, they all lie and they all lie under oath now if this guy had jeopardized the security
00:12:55Why because he's a man he has
00:13:04That as soon as you ask for honest answer they go
00:13:08I'm telling the woman could be right there. And you said did you they say no, they can't help it
00:13:15But you know what, you know, you're an expert on that as am I because you've been married four times
00:13:20Yes. Yes, and I've only been married three. Yes
00:13:24But it seemed like for
00:13:27You know, you know and this is why I say, you know what this is why I say does the fact that I've been married
00:13:33Four times negate the fact that I work for the homeless that I try
00:13:42But I'm saying that the that we have to we have to come to terms with a
00:13:47What are we angry about? Are we angry that he made a stupid mistake? Yes, it was stupid stupid stupid
00:13:52Was it worth destroying the country and putting this stuff on the Internet do it's not it's just not impeachment. It's not over
00:14:04I just
00:14:11You know, it's really what's really tough is the whole thing was set the guy this I keep sort of musing over this because
00:14:19He was out in 2000, you know
00:14:22Clinton was gonna be out in 2000. So I said, okay
00:14:24We're gonna mess you up so we can mess up Al Gore, right and then we're gonna mess up the party. So nobody votes for him
00:14:32So I think to myself if this is what you are willing to do
00:14:38Why would I put you in office?
00:14:40If this is the extent because if you say to me listen if you say to me, you know what?
00:14:45Mr. President, this was the stupidest thing you could have done. You have done a fairly decent job
00:14:51Do you think he waited too long to apologize?
00:15:01I
00:15:11Know this time he could have stopped it at any point going. Okay, I lie. You think do you honestly think I'll be off the air
00:15:18tomorrow
00:15:20No, no freedom of speech. God. Oh, yeah. Thank God. Yes. Do you really think after travelgate and
00:15:25Why doesn't Hillary kick his ass then whoopee what makes you think she's not
00:15:30You think she's kicking it?
00:15:32Look at his face. She is kicking his ass left and right
00:15:45Come right back
00:15:47I
00:15:55Like to go with whoopie Goldberg
00:16:03You're making me behave
00:16:06Yes, you just okay, sir
00:16:10What I have to know sir, this actor had his wisdom teeth removed without anesthetic slashed his arms and ate a live cockroach
00:16:17All in preparation for roles, who is he Barney?
00:16:33Yeah, we're it's ridiculous it's like a big party it's oh it's fun
00:16:37It's great being the center square you get called on more. I'm not sure
00:16:41I people keep asking me that and I'm I guess I'm I guess so
00:16:45I think I'm you're the first thing people see cuz you're dead smack in the middle and I'm so dark
00:16:50And I think they just well, that's the good place to get your ex or your oh, that's true the game
00:16:55Well, I'm always a good place for XOR
00:17:00Let's check in with our sketch artist Mona, how you doing there? I'm doing fine
00:17:04You're getting the whole getting some of the best scenes. Yeah, good. Excellent. All right
00:17:10I am so jealous of you that you have you're going on three grandchildren. Yeah, isn't that great?
00:17:20None of my kids, you know, my kids are 27 23 22 or 20. There's no there's I'm giving up
00:17:28Hope I have to have my own grandkids
00:17:31No, no get around to it. They'll get around to it. How cool is it to be a grandma? It's very nice
00:17:36They come they stay they eat they go
00:17:39This is a great life
00:17:41Now you're most of them staying, you know forever, right, right
00:17:45Well, how do you get along with your daughter since she's a mother? Well, it's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot easier
00:17:50I got a lot smarter
00:17:51You know
00:17:52I got a lot smarter and she's very smart because she took all of the best of the things that she
00:17:57Learned from me and is a great mom
00:18:00I mean it and and it's such a relief because she was a very young mother
00:18:06She was 14
00:18:08You want to tell that story then I have to share it like we have to have like a
00:18:12Your daughter did this and my daughter did that kind of a minute here? Well, you know, she just decided
00:18:19That she was going to have someone in her life who didn't know me, you know and to get
00:18:27To the place where she felt that she was more than just my child
00:18:32Which all kids go through right all kids want to be more than just your kid and it's particularly harder on kids of famous people
00:18:39Because they kind of crazy but and also because everybody knows everything about us
00:18:44The kids start to say well is this person like me because I'm famous
00:18:49Or do they like me because I'm a nice person it it clouds the issue
00:18:54So she met a guy and decided that that was the way to to handle it
00:19:00But she called me and I was the first person you're on a movie, right?
00:19:03I'm on a movie set and you get a call from your 14 year old daughter
00:19:07Yeah, and she says ma I have something to tell you and I said you're pregnant
00:19:11She said yes. I said what do you want to do? She said I want to have it. I said, okay
00:19:18Okay
00:19:19Because I always am yelling about choice
00:19:22Yeah, and that meant she had a choice too and you have to live by whatever someone's choice is
00:19:27But did you just feel like, you know, no, no, no, no, because sex is wonderful. How could I be angry at her for having it?
00:19:34Well, that's true. After what you said, you couldn't be angry. No and also, you know, I would kick my kids. Why?
00:19:42What good would it do?
00:19:44What good would it do? I don't know but I I it would upset me
00:19:48why I cuz it would be empathy or a fear for another woman to start so young and
00:19:54Just be so long as we're there to support our just make me feel better to kick her butt. That's all
00:20:06And then you say oh my she's pregnant I can't hit her cuz you can't hit a pregnant woman
00:20:10I know, you know, so you can know there's no point in yelling at her what I wanted to tell about my my everything
00:20:17Okay
00:20:17Well, I was filming too when I get a call from the school
00:20:21Your daughter has run away from the school and she's been missing for three hours
00:20:25So I was gonna ask you about this and I'm like freaking out because I'm filming and you know
00:20:30This is my daughter and she's you know lost in the mountains somewhere
00:20:35So I go in my dressing room, you know, I close all the doors and I like totally take all my mother radar
00:20:41Do you know what I'm talking about all my mother energy and I just like concentrate and I'm like you better call me now
00:20:48And moms can't you do that as a mom just totally find your kid in the universe when you're mad
00:20:53And I swear to God the phone rings. She's like, I'm sorry mom. I'm at the police station and
00:21:00But thank God that girl is 23 years old working on my show
00:21:04I'm so proud of her so proud of all three of my daughter's working on the show
00:21:08We're going back to this get targets now, we'll be right back. All right, let's see it there
00:21:30Isn't that great
00:21:35It was the whole lovely sequence
00:21:38I still get moved when I see that
00:21:42Okay, so we're gonna go to commercial we'll be back with more whoopee
00:22:08It's amazing
00:22:10You know, I want to ask you and I want everybody to hear that
00:22:14Both you and I in the early part of the 1970s. We were both welfare mothers. Yes. Yes
00:22:21So we don't fit that pattern that people have been feeding the world for the last ten years about people on welfare
00:22:28But I mostly meant the spiritual thing. Let's talk about that. Let's not talk about money because that's all something else
00:22:34Well, but the spiritual thing of being able to lift yourself is possible for everybody, you know
00:22:40If your spirit is broken, then you can't do anything and you don't wreck
00:22:44But you know what you can rebuild it whoopee you gotta rebuild it if there's no other thing you have hope and I think of all
00:22:51The people who aren't able to that's why it's great for us to say don't think that well, let's talk to
00:22:57These are not all welfare mothers. No, but they're young mothers
00:23:01Yes, and we want to hear something that we don't all the time hear about them from them today. Cool and
00:23:09Maybe we have something good to offer. I think so. They probably more to offer us. But anyway, this is Jamie
00:23:16hi, and
00:23:18Lucretia and
00:23:20Amiyoko and all three of you are teenagers, right? You're all like 19 18 and you all have children
00:23:27And
00:23:28you're on your you're fixing to have your second and I heard that today was a
00:23:35Hard day for you. Do you want to tell us about yourself for a minute?
00:23:39It's really hard. It's hard to have a baby at 19 years old
00:23:45sometimes I feel like I I just can't breathe because I'm just stuck in this and I can't get out and
00:23:52If I could do it all over again
00:23:54I would have my baby ten years from now and not right now because I want to do things for me
00:24:00What's the hardest part of your day?
00:24:03Waking up in the morning because every morning I wake up and I don't have a regular alarm clock
00:24:07I have a one-and-a-half-year-old
00:24:09Screaming in my ear because he wants to get out of his crib and he wants to get up and eat
00:24:14It's a lot of responsibility, isn't it? It is and people don't realize how much of responsibility it is
00:24:19Do you know how much of a responsibility was gonna be no, but I thought I did I thought well
00:24:24I watch my brothers and sisters. I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do it. No, do you talk to anybody about it before?
00:24:30You did it
00:24:31adults
00:24:32Well, I have somebody to support you now. No, I do it on my own completely you do it
00:24:39So I I did the well the call or I'm gonna get to that place. I
00:24:45Have my grandma and I talked to my grandma and stuff and my mom sometimes but no
00:24:51I need my family. I really do and
00:24:55My son needs a grandfather. My my dad's not so you need support. I need support family support. Yes. What about you?
00:25:02What's the hardest part of your day?
00:25:04Well, the hardest part of my day is when I have to go to school in the morning
00:25:08But my daughter wants to sit up until 1 2 o'clock in the morning talking about she wants to play
00:25:13And then having to get up again at 6 o'clock in the morning trying to go to school
00:25:18So that's kind of a discouragement
00:25:21What do you need
00:25:23Basically, I need support from her father because you know, he kind of walked out on us and he wasn't there
00:25:29So I think it's not so much financial
00:25:33Yeah, because I'm not on a right now
00:25:35My mother takes care of us and you know, I just want to be able to do stuff on my own
00:25:40Where do you see yourself in
00:25:43Five years in five years. I see myself in college because I am going to
00:25:49Do it because there's a whole lot of people that said I can't but I want to show them that I can
00:26:05What's your hardest part of the day
00:26:08My hardest part of the day is my son starting to throw tantrum tantrums and I just oh
00:26:14Thank you. No my nerves when he thought he falls out. He cries in public
00:26:17He does he look at me like you don't know me no more when we get in public. That's just like the hardest part
00:26:23These tantrums. He's two. Yeah, he's two years old. It's hard
00:26:28It's all
00:26:30You know when it's hardest though you should be happy with the twos cuz 13
00:26:34Yeah 13, it's like hard for 10 years
00:26:38But so look forward to that
00:26:41Were you guys surprised at how difficult parenting is
00:26:46Yes, I was surprised about how emotionally it is
00:26:52I mean it is just anybody can can do it physically. It's physically possible
00:26:57But emotionally you go through a lot of things and it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
00:27:03Emotionally you go through so much so much that you just wouldn't even believe
00:27:08You know, it's just
00:27:09Let me ask you
00:27:12Where'd you see yourself in five years? I see myself in college graduating to be a probation officer. I'm being a medical assistant
00:27:21And a mother with two kids or three. You don't know if you're gonna have one or two babies, right?
00:27:27But you have support in your life, right? I don't have family support
00:27:32You don't have family, but I don't have family support. I have a boyfriend
00:27:36As far as the financially and emotional support, I don't have it, but that's kind of what everybody needs, right?
00:27:42Yeah, that's the big one
00:27:43That's it that I mean that you asked me about
00:27:46My daughter and the fact that she called me was a really big deal
00:27:51It's a really big deal and that she made the decision because I had my mom and me and it is all about
00:27:57getting some support and getting that like
00:28:00Friendship thing or someone who can be there because they could drive you crazy
00:28:04They just they come out and they fall out and then they roll on the floor and they don't care
00:28:12Yes in your life
00:28:13And so you don't mind anything you say that time you need to have that time and and you should also know that it's very
00:28:20Normal to look at them sometimes and think you are really bugging me
00:28:26It's very very normal what you got to do is you got to sort of build a network with other mothers
00:28:33Do you all think you can do that? Do you think you could all help each other out?
00:28:37Oh, yeah, you just met today, but we were thinking on the Roseanne show here
00:28:41That we wondered if you could form some kind of support network between the three of you
00:28:48Can you help each other with each other's kids and stuff like this stuff?
00:28:51Can you try to do that and come back in a month and tell us how it's going?
00:28:54Can you be that for each other and we're starting you off because the money we save from the clip
00:28:59What is it?
00:29:01What B and I would like to give to you?
00:29:12Well, we'll talk about a little bit more than we're gonna we're gonna be here and you're gonna be here
00:29:17We'd love to have you will be yes. Okay, you come back anytime. Okay, cool
00:29:22Thank you so much for being here my thanks for letting me come
00:29:24Thank you. Thank you very much. Hey, we'll talk after
00:29:36Okay, we're taking a break stay tuned I'm gonna stand up because my butt hurts Oh
00:29:54Wow
00:30:03The woman that you're about to meet now is at the center of a huge controversy in Washington DC
00:30:09We have a clip of her at the press conference. She gave right after she testified to independent counsel Kenneth Starr
00:30:15Could you roll that tape, please? I understand that there's been a great deal of speculation about just who I am and
00:30:22How I got here
00:30:24Well, the answer is simple I'm you I'm just like you
00:30:30I'm an average American who found herself in a situation not of her own making
00:30:38Ladies and gentlemen in an exclusive interview to tell her side of the Lewinsky affair, please welcome lender trip
00:30:54Oh
00:31:13Wow, we're very we're very
00:31:16Happy that you're here. It's a little hard for me to
00:31:19Hold back here
00:31:21You're a big fat snitch, aren't you?
00:31:24I
00:31:31Am not that big and I'm not that fat
00:31:33I mean people are always talking about, you know, my looks and I'm you know, I thought I was here for a makeover
00:31:41I'm willing to have one. I feel I look better than I did when this whole thing started, you know
00:31:46Well, that may be so but listen, yeah, is there a reason why you secretly taped your friend?
00:31:52Yes, there was a very good reason. What is it a very good one? What? Okay
00:31:56Well, first of all, I I knew the truth and I wanted to back it up
00:32:00You know, I I worked for the Bush administration or I did and I worked for Clinton as well
00:32:05but during the Clinton administration, there was a lot of very
00:32:08Disgusting things going on, you know sexual things and I knew about it now in 1994
00:32:15Well, wait a minute. You're missing the point. No, wait, just hear me out. I did solicit a book deal in 1994
00:32:20Okay. Wow. Well and no one would listen to me then. Oh, I wasn't telling the truth. What's that?
00:32:24Okay in 1996, I solicited another book deal. I had a great title for it
00:32:28It was called um behind closed doors what goes on in the Clinton White House?
00:32:32No one wanted to listen to me then but I was telling the truth
00:32:34Okay, but you're missing the whole point that I'm trying to ask you about here. This was your dear friend
00:32:40Right, I wouldn't say dear. Well, she was your friend. We were we were very good girlfriends. Yes, but you your truth comes first
00:32:48Okay, the truth comes
00:32:50The truth counts. I mean people try to say I'm trying to like get to Bill Clinton
00:32:54But as I said, I work for the Bush administration and I knew a lot I did and I knew a lot
00:33:00There was nothing going on
00:33:01I had my eyes and ears open
00:33:03But I would I would swear in front of all the American people that there was no sex going on during the Bush administration
00:33:09between anyone at any time
00:33:13Really I mean even I was Sullivan
00:33:16Now but you still decided to wear a wire and turn your turn against your friend
00:33:23Why and you say it's in the interest of truth, but you use incredible deception to get to the truth
00:33:27So what kind of a what kind of loop you got in your thinking there? Well, um, you see
00:33:33Okay, Monica told me that she was having an affair with the president. Okay. Okay, so you must have been really tight friends for her
00:33:40Yes, we were we were we both well
00:33:42I was you know asked to leave the White House and go over to the Pentagon
00:33:44You know why because I cared I had morals the way people dressed the way they looked
00:33:49I knew that some people had drinking problems after work. They were going out and drinking. Okay, and
00:33:53There was things going on that I knew so Oh get rid of all Linda, you know, she's in the way here
00:33:58Okay, so they sent me to the Pentagon then she came over to the Pentagon and so she just comes out and tells you
00:34:03Well, we became friends because I had a slumber party
00:34:07And I invited about ten girls and only Monica showed up
00:34:12So it was just me and her and you know, you get this Hawking and she saw she said I'm having an affair with the
00:34:17President I said, well, can you prove it? And she said well I have a dress with a stain on it
00:34:23And I said, well, you know, I have a dress with a stain on it, too. You know, well it turned out to be spaghetti sauce
00:34:30But I told her I see I was a girlfriend because I said don't give that dress to Ken star
00:34:35Because he took a dress of mine once and he never gave it back
00:34:39He didn't it was it was a blue cocktail dress
00:34:41And he never returned it
00:34:43So I was acting as a girlfriend in that case when I told her that
00:34:48Now, are you still friends with Monica? Well, I hope so. I'm having another you have any friends at all
00:34:54Or do they just like I do have any friends left or do they just frisk you when you come in or what?
00:34:59Well, I have a lot of friends, but usually they'll wear like a scrambling device
00:35:12And I'd like to ask that I have wondered about was there a little secret jealousy or envy maybe you maybe you you think
00:35:20You know, maybe you wished it was you that Bill Clinton was coming on to
00:35:24No, I don't think so
00:35:26Because I mean I thought about it. I did it was disgusting, but I did I thought about you know
00:35:30his big masculine hands running down my back and across cross my buttocks inappropriately and
00:35:36But it disgusted me and you know, I thought about it over and over but it was it haunted me
00:35:40It was terrible. You know, let me say something about Bill Clinton. Did he ever make any kind of pass at you?
00:35:44Yes, and let me tell you let me give you a little background. He has a lot of power over women
00:35:48Well, did he have that power over you? Well, no
00:35:50Well, he would what he would do is he would just undress you when he looked at you
00:35:53I it was disgusting. I saw it happen over and over. In fact, the one time it happened to me
00:35:57I was coming down the hall
00:35:58and
00:36:01He looked right at me and he said good morning Linda and
00:36:07I felt like he had taken my bra off. I did
00:36:11Like reached up for my breasts and I just to make sure that my bra was still there because I felt he had snatched it
00:36:16off me
00:36:17Well lender
00:36:18We're going to commercial and then we'll be back with more questions because I'd like to know
00:36:23I actually think it's disgusting
00:36:36Well
00:36:37Lender I'm gonna go to the audience and see what they have to say
00:36:40But let me you let me allow you to answer this question
00:36:44You said that he took a dress of yours as well as Monica's Ken star. Yeah
00:36:49Well, well he told me one of my dress because it was a polyester blend and it travels well
00:36:57Any questions out here, yes
00:37:00Send up when they do this. Well, let me get over here. Okay. Sorry your name
00:37:06Diana and your question when they do the TV movie about this scandal, who would you like to play you? Oh
00:37:14Probably well Gwyneth Paltrow maybe or
00:37:17Maybe and hey, I think an H is very good
00:37:20I'd like to see her in the park
00:37:22But I wouldn't I wouldn't I think I'd want a feature that would go to video and then to television
00:37:28Yes
00:37:30Stand up
00:37:32What are your plans for the future and how deeply connected are you with the Republican Party?
00:37:38Well, um, I'm not going to disclose to anyone where what I am politically because I feel like I am you
00:37:44I
00:37:46Am all of you. I am all of you. I am a suburban housewife
00:37:50I'm an average citizen and I will try to go on and live my life as honestly as I have up to now
00:37:57No, no, you're done you get one question and one question on
00:38:08There's somebody let me run up here
00:38:11Yes, ma'am your question
00:38:13Well, honey where I come from you don't kiss and tear cause I had relations with President Roosevelt so you ain't heard nothing about it
00:38:32I think we'll end on that note. Thank you for sharing. We'll be right back after this break
00:38:43My
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