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00:00I now declare you divorced.
00:03No!
00:05I know what you're thinking.
00:07Emma, 50% of marriages end in divorce. Don't be so dramatic.
00:11Wrong. This percentage is so outdated. It's 80% now.
00:15Also, I'm not upset because my parents are getting a divorce, but because...
00:18Wait, wait. I'm getting ahead of myself.
00:20Let me start from the beginning.
00:22And make sure you like this video and subscribe to MSA.
00:24I was born in a very poor country.
00:27But luckily, my parents were entrepreneurial geniuses.
00:30They built a business empire early on,
00:32so I never had a taste of real poverty like others here
00:35and was practically raised with a golden spoon in my mouth.
00:38Mom doted on me and was super attentive,
00:40but Dad wasn't around much, so we'd never grown close.
00:43And when I was 11, he just announced out of the blue that he wanted a divorce
00:47and was moving to the U.S.
00:49He left just like that, without even paying child support.
00:52The most traumatic part was that he took our wealth and my lifestyle with him.
00:56And I had to eventually give up all the expensive stuff that had made me who I was.
01:01What do you mean, let's go eat hot dogs in the park?
01:04We're not hobos.
01:06Should we be sleeping on park benches next and using newspapers for blankets?
01:11I'm just saying, we can hang out and not spend money all the time.
01:15But apparently, we couldn't.
01:17And that's the first time I noticed I had no real friends around me.
01:21I switched to a public school, which was so stinky and embarrassing.
01:25Can I have one locale lobster, please?
01:28Oh, yes, of course, m'lady. One second.
01:32Oops, guess we ran out of those.
01:34Mashed potatoes and greasy chicken on Mondays. Remember it.
01:37It was a hard reality check, but over time, I learned a lot and got really street smart.
01:42Do you have seafood today?
01:44Mashed potatoes and greasy chicken on Mondays, sweet pea. Remember it.
01:48By the time I graduated from high school,
01:50I was a strong, savage girl who would not let anyone cross her.
01:54I had saved up for a flight to the U.S., and I was ready for revenge.
01:58Daddy, here I come.
02:00Dad was the owner of a huge restaurant chain here, so he was easy to locate.
02:04I wasn't sure exactly what I was going to do yet,
02:06but I wanted to get close and find some dirt on him that I could use.
02:09And even though I was 99.9% sure he wouldn't recognize me,
02:13I'd still gotten a serious makeover to avoid the risk.
02:17Hi, I'm Emily. Are you looking for waitresses?
02:20Yes, we are hiring. We'd be happy to try you out.
02:23And so, I began working there with no clear plan in sight.
02:26I just knew a salary didn't qualify for revenge or even child support.
02:31One day, as I was polishing the cutlery in the kitchen,
02:33I heard Katie crying while she was on the phone with someone who was clearly yelling at her.
02:38Poor Katie. Her husband is a nut job.
02:42This happens often. Why is he yelling at her?
02:44It's probably something to do with work. He is the boss, after all.
02:49The boss? As in...
02:51Yep, that's his wife.
02:53Wife? He remarried? I must have fainted.
02:57Cause the next thing I knew, I was lying on the floor and Colin was checking my pulse.
03:01Gee, you scared me.
03:03What happened?
03:04I said Katie was the boss' wife and you went pale and fainted.
03:08So you tell me what happened.
03:10Oh, I think I just didn't drink enough water today, that's all.
03:14Um, sure, okay.
03:16Colin and I became the closest co-workers.
03:19He sort of became like a guardian angel to me.
03:21Your lunch today has all the nutrition you need.
03:24Can't have you faint in my kitchen again.
03:26Although...
03:28Although what?
03:29Well, I haven't performed CPR in ages.
03:32I might need a refreshment course.
03:34You know that doesn't count as a kiss, right?
03:36It only makes you a creep.
03:38Emily, you pervert! How dare you go there?
03:41I was merely suggesting you help me practice a life-saving technique.
03:46Ha ha ha.
03:47Colin, you know, if you want, you can ask me out like a normal human being.
03:51As I was walking back home that evening, grinning from ear to ear that I finally had a boyfriend who seemed to like me for me,
03:59I remembered that he actually didn't know the real me.
04:02He didn't know my name was Emma or that our boss was my dad.
04:05Over the next few weeks, I kept looking for an opportunity to tell him, but there never seemed to be a right time.
04:11One day, Katie told us there was an extra shift available for a waitress at their house because they were hosting a party,
04:17and I jumped at the opportunity.
04:19Bingo.
04:20As I entered their mansion that evening, I felt a sense of nostalgia, and a realization dawned on me.
04:26Dad's life hadn't stopped or changed like mine after he'd moved on.
04:30He didn't actually lose anything.
04:32For him, Mom and I were just a pit stop.
04:34Magnificent, isn't it?
04:36Oh, hey, yeah, it really is.
04:39When we went inside, Katie welcomed us warmly.
04:42She was always kind, but in her home, she seemed more warm and maternal.
04:46It felt like we were guests, not employees.
04:49Kids, come show Emily around and put her bag in the locker rooms.
04:53Hey, Emily, nice to meet you.
04:55Hi.
04:56As they showed me around, I felt like they were living the life that was stolen from me.
05:01What a lovely house.
05:03Oh, you've won so many math and art competitions, I see.
05:06Did your mom take you to all of these?
05:09Both Mom and Dad.
05:10They never miss a competition.
05:12Oh, Dad too?
05:13That's nice.
05:14My dad never took me to anything.
05:16Oh, I'm sorry, Emily.
05:18I'm sure he was just busy.
05:20Dad is busy sometimes, but he always makes it up to us.
05:23So, he did know how to be a real dad.
05:26What did these kids have that I didn't?
05:28Why couldn't he love me like he loved them?
05:30I sat in the locker room alone, staring at the wall and just overthinking every memory I had of us.
05:36When Colin came in, and suddenly I just burst into tears.
05:39Emily, what's wrong?
05:41Colin, I have to tell you something.
05:43And I found myself spilling my whole story and the reason I came to work for Dad.
05:48I spared no detail.
05:50Colin's mouth had dropped to the floor.
05:52He was silent for a few seconds after I finished, then looked up at me.
05:55Honestly, good for you.
05:57What?
05:58You're not upset that I lied to you?
06:00No one knows this, but my real name is Samson.
06:03I hated it and hated my parents too.
06:06So, I changed it and I left home at 18.
06:08I wouldn't say the real me is Samson, who was an angry teen at home.
06:12Colin is who I choose to be every day, so that's who I really am.
06:16He was so right.
06:18The decisions I made daily were what defined me.
06:20Know what?
06:21He deserves anything bad that comes his way.
06:24I want in.
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