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00:00I do everything by myself!
00:12What the?
00:14Enough, Deadpool! You are a repugnant, revolting, disgusting abomination with no place in this world!
00:42Well, here we are. The moment of truth. Can you believe it?
00:45You know, I wasn't sure how you do, but gotta say, you crushed it.
00:50Well, we crushed it. We make an amazing team.
00:53Nearly brings us to tears.
00:55We should do this more often.
00:57We thought it'd be better for the game if we did it this way. You know, giving you the glory after we did all the work.
01:03Just push your button to execute our super awesome amazing plan.
01:10Sinister is standing right on the-
01:12Shut up, stupid. Don't spoil it.
01:15Go ahead, player. Whenever you're ready.
01:20Just push the button.
01:23Oh, did you want to go make a sandwich while the master villain stands behind me ready to strike?
01:28Oh, I'll go right ahead. We'll wait.
01:31I know it can be hard to execute a long string of button presses like this one, but you can do it. We believe in you.
01:39Still here, FYI.
01:43Come on, player. Come on! We've climbed the mountaintop together. Don't give up now!
01:53This totally reminds me of that one time with those other dudes when we totally did that one thing and everyone busted up laughing
01:59because what's-his-name fell over into that other guy, and we were all like,
02:03PUSH THAT DAMN BUTTON!
02:14Wait, that was the real Sinister, right?
02:18Seriously, roll credits. We're done here!
02:32Holy shit.
02:34That. Was. Awesome!
02:38Deadpool! Hey! You did it, buddy!
02:42Look, I know we've had our differences, but look, I'll admit it. The game rocks! You rock, pal!
02:49Pal?
02:50And I hate to admit this, but we're actually not that much over budget.
02:54I didn't want to tell you that before, but now that the game's over and, you know...
02:58Hey, Peter!
02:59Uh, yeah?
03:00Get your checkbook ready.
03:04No! You're going over budget, dammit! You gotta stop!
03:13Deadpool!
03:17You mean motherfucker!
03:24This is my jam!
03:27Be all that you can be, that is what they told me
03:29Made me all I can be, how they try to mold me
03:31Mix a little bit of the best of the rest
03:33Fight off Weapon X, well, we'll see who's next
03:36Deadpool!
03:37Can't expect a miracle, bet not a devil
03:39I'm your best friend if you keep my money level
03:41Never without a gun, I don't hardly bleach it out
03:43Survivable plans are plans I never think about
03:45That's right, Biatch! Keep those guns clean!
03:49Yeah, clean as a whistle!
03:52Deadpool!
03:55In the crib!
03:57Crib?
03:58It means domicile.
04:00I don't know what that means.
04:02Crib.
04:03Yeah, crib. Like, where we live.
04:07Who's hungry?
04:12What the fuck just happened?
04:15Who wrote this song?
04:17We can save this shit.
04:19It's clear.
04:20Okay!
04:22Deadpool!
04:24Deadpool!
04:26Deadpool!
04:28Deadpool!
04:30Deadpool!
04:32Deadpool!