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In the summer of 1986, three sixteen year old friends spend their Saturdays sneaking into movies at the local multiplex. | dG1fcTFXeWZpMzlsUkk
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00:00The American Pronunciation Guide Presents
00:08She is unlike any nun you've ever met, and she's got a secret.
00:14Let's see what's under that wig.
00:19Say a prayer for Sister Sugar Walls.
00:24Whoa. We're definitely seeing that.
00:31May 25th, 1986. Today is a big day.
00:35Last summer, I was too scared to ask out Melody Barnigan, the raddest woman I ever met.
00:40But this morning, I invited her to the movies, and she said,
00:43Okay. Seriously?
00:45Hold on one second.
00:51Cool.
00:52I'll see you at the 4.30 movie, Melody Barnigan.
00:55I'll see you at the 4.30 movie.
00:58Holy shit, Billy Idol. When's the white wedding?
01:01I've been thinking about asking Melody out all year.
01:03We made out in her pool last summer.
01:05One time. With your shirt on.
01:07And you wonder why you don't get laid?
01:10I don't get laid because I'm Catholic.
01:17We'll save seats. You get snacks.
01:19You can't give them cut-scenes when they go back. I'll tell my dad.
01:22I don't care what you tell your dad, little kid.
01:24Dad, he showed me his private.
01:26He did what? I-I-
01:28You disgust me! Get out!
01:31You three stooges are banned for life!
01:33Fuck my life! Not! Not today!
01:35So much drama. I thought we were supposed to be seeing a comedy.
01:41Oh my God! Ha ha!
01:42Hoorah!
01:43What in the damn hell?
01:45What about me?
01:46Jesus Christ!
01:47Most people come to movies to escape their lives.
01:50But people like you come here because movies make life make sense.
01:53You're the coolest girl I ever met.
01:55And all I want to do is watch movies with you.
01:58Is that so? Mom?
01:59What the hell are you doing sneaking into R-rated movies?
02:01You're in trouble, missy.
02:03I'm terrified by what's about to happen.
02:05What do you want to do?
02:06Have sex and get pregnant.
02:08That'll show her.
02:09If that's what you need.
02:13Remember Rocky IV?
02:15Yeah.
02:15They punched him so hard.
02:17Remember that?
02:19It's the climax.
02:20The climax?

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