• 4 months ago
When his cousin is murdered by a masked breakfast-cereal-themed killer, Trenton teams up with his true-crime podcaster f | dG1fcloxNjN5VmRNcDg
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00:00This is Oswald Potterwell, and welcome back to Examining the Executioner.
00:10Tonight, I will perform an informative and objective unraveling of this case that you
00:14will not be able to get from anyone else.
00:21Hello my magnificent murder mongrels!
00:24Welcome back to Melodies of Murder, I'm your host, Symphony Majors, the Mistress of Murder,
00:28and I'm joined by the vivacious, Vivian Vivaldi.
00:31What's up party people?
00:32Sunday fun day!
00:34I swear, nothing interesting ever happens anymore.
00:38Well, who knows, maybe pretty soon something super exciting will happen.
00:43Frick!
00:44Stop!
00:45Wait, so who killed our cousin?
01:06She was killed by the serial killer.
01:07Which serial killer?
01:08The serial killer with a C. Like breakfast cereal?
01:11I was trying to say with a C, but everyone always hears it as an S. It's annoying.
01:16I'm really sorry about your cousin.
01:18I just don't think there's a whole lot to say about this milquetoast cereal guy.
01:22No pun intended.
01:23Did you know you meant that?
01:24I did.
01:25Alright, fine.
01:26I'll just get Oswald to help me.
01:27Oswald only has 50k monthly listeners.
01:28How many does Symphony have?
01:29800k, you peacock!
01:30I really need your help.
01:31I don't know who else to go to.
01:32Well, you're in luck, because I've already been looking at the case.
01:33Oswald, the guy with the podcast!
01:34Oh, yes.
01:35Are you a fan?
01:36I just know you have a podcast.
01:45Murder has been like super uninspired as of late.
02:02I've been, like, super uninspired as of late.
02:04For real, where's the pizazz?
02:06I feel like it's pretty inconsiderate of people nowadays
02:09to kill someone and, like, make a whole boring souffle
02:12out of it, you know?
02:13Exactly.
02:14Oh.
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