Top 10 MoistCr1TiKaL Moments
We’re counting down the most hilarious and impactful moments of Youtuber and streamer Charlie White, better known to the world as Moist Critical. Welcome to WatchMojo, and the continuation of our YouTube Spotlight Series, where we highlight our favorite creators on the platform.
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00:00Welcome to WatchMojo, and the continuation of our YouTube Spotlight series where we highlight
00:10our favorite creators on the platform.
00:13Today we're counting down the most hilarious and impactful moments of YouTuber and streamer
00:18Charlie White, better known to the world as Moist Critical.
00:23From making anime reviews back in the early 2000s to becoming one of the predominant internet
00:28personalities of our time, Moist Critical's dry brand of commentary and comedy has made
00:33him one of the most entertaining and respected figures in the online sphere, which has since
00:39become a springboard for him to make his name in music, the esports scene, and a litany
00:44of other ventures.
00:46But enough ego massaging, let's get to the list.
00:49His wife was hiding in the trunk the whole time.
01:02I recently got into a massive argument with my own chat about aliens visiting earth, which
01:09is a crazy war to have fought, you know, it was a bloody battle.
01:13To say that Moist Critical has a rabid fanbase who support and enjoy his content would be
01:18an understatement, but that doesn't mean disagreements can erupt during streams from time to time.
01:24One of the most hilarious examples stems from the time when he went to war with certain
01:29vocal members of his chat over the topic of UFOs, warp drives, and other sci-fi nonsense.
01:37How is that proof?
01:38Why am I supposed to take that at face value?
01:40They would drop these things like the Eric Butthole incident and have me look it up and
01:44be like, how can you not believe us?
01:46Poor guy was nearly brought to the end of his tether, though watching it unfold certainly
01:50made for a morbid delight.
01:53And faster than light is an outdated theory, warp drives are proven, you're misinformed,
01:59what are you, what, are you having an episode of psychosis?
02:049.
02:05Charlie's First Date He may highlight, analyse, and poke fun at
02:09embarrassing online stories all the live-long day, but don't think Charlie is immune to
02:14it himself.
02:15I've told many a pathetic story from this sad compendium of miserable social ineptitude,
02:22and there's one I haven't shared with you that I thought I'd share today.
02:25This was actually the first date I ever went on.
02:28In fact, he happily points out his own less-than-flattering moments from time to time.
02:33Case in point, when he brought up his first date.
02:37Needless to say, things didn't go as smoothly as all parties might have hoped.
02:48Going full anime main character and using 800,000 subscribers as a flirting technique
02:53was apparently not a good pick-up technique at the time.
02:56Still, it's endearing to see such a monumental internet personality showcase aspects of their
03:02life that others might be too ashamed to.
03:128.
03:13Charlie Vs. Spicy Food We're compiling a few videos for this one,
03:18but the overarching theme remains the same.
03:21Charlie in absolute agony while attempting to take on various spicy foods.
03:26He barely lasted a minute while taking on the hottest wing-eating challenge, whereas
03:35the hottest chip challenge nearly made his soul eject from his body.
03:51Though nothing compares to when he decided, likely in a moment of madness, to make a tear
03:56list of the hot sauces used on Hot Ones.
03:59We're honestly shocked he's still with us.
04:117.
04:13The Slap Mountain Saga If you were to ask the master of moistness
04:17what he considers to be the greatest sport of all time, it's safe to assume that slapfighting
04:22would be close to the top.
04:32Charlie has covered a variety of matches as both a spectator and commentator, but we
04:37have a soft spot for this mini-arc in particular, one that takes the slapping out of the arena
04:43and into the deep south.
04:50Even by slapfighting standards, this whole tournament is beyond unorthodox, leaving Charlie
04:56howling in laughter as random strangers get way too slap-happy with each other.
05:056.
05:07Let You Down Aside from video games, comics, YouTube drama,
05:12wrestling, tear lists, anime, movies and cultural events, one of Moist Critical's biggest
05:18passions and subsequent projects is music.
05:29Along with Troy McCoubry, the two have formed The Gentleman and have released quite the
05:34number of bangers over the years.
05:36Naturally, a few got their own music videos, which brings us to Let You Down.
05:48While the song itself has a heaviness to it, Charlie decided that for the video he
05:53would take things in a different direction.
05:56And by that, we mean he performs a dance routine of such grace and magnitude that the audience
06:02starts weeping at the sheer majesty of it.
06:05It is, without a question, a display that puts the likes of all prima ballerina assolutas
06:11past and present to shame.
06:195.
06:22The Odyssey of Creepy Text Messages If there's one rabbit hole that Charlie can't
06:37help but dive into, it's finding the most disturbing, cringeworthy texts and parading
06:42their shame for all to see.
06:44There are too many examples to count here, from angry exes to stalkers to the wildest
06:50of weirdos, this iceberg seemingly has no bottom to it.
06:54Some of these exchanges are so dire that they pretty much fry Charlie's brain.
07:15While it is a little scary to see so many of these unhinged individuals keep plaguing
07:19people, at the very least we'll always get to see their lack of game be put through the
07:25That was one of the most peculiar lies I've ever heard.
07:29You're going to stop at the park on the way home so you can visit your favorite swan couple,
07:35Mr. Plumf and Mrs. Plumfette.
07:384.
07:39The Moonfall Experience No one loves bad movies as much as Moist Critical.
07:45That's just a fact of life.
07:46You all know how much I love horrible bad movies and I am just giddy with excitement
07:51right now to talk about a movie I just saw that I now consider to be the goofiest film
07:55ever made.
07:57One may even call him a connoisseur of crappy cinema.
08:00Atop this pantheon of pungent pictures is Moonfall, a film saturated in so much So Bad
08:07It's Good content that it became a life-altering event for Charlie.
08:19In this review segment, The Moist Meter, he dives deep into the absurdity of the film's
08:24premise, the ridiculousness of its writing and every other bonkers aspect that when all
08:30pressed together becomes a diamond of terrible movie making truly worth celebrating.
08:483.
08:49Ruining a Scene in The Hunger Games Katniss Who?
08:53I was an extra in The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1.
08:56I know, I know, no autographs, I'm just a normal person like all of you.
09:00For many, this was their first introduction to Moist Critical's channel, where he tells
09:05a quick story about how things didn't exactly go smoothly during his Oscar-worthy performance
09:10as an extra in The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1.
09:14I will never forgive them, boycott Hunger Games because they took out my part, but anyway
09:18my line was somewhere along the lines of, this girl needs help, she's burned, yikes,
09:23oh shit, it's a burn.
09:24From the costume department struggling to find the right fitting for him, to having
09:28his one line cut, to being pushed all the way to the back of the set since his posture,
09:33poise, and presence was too darn perfect, oh what could have been.
09:39And I probably ruined a little bit of that scene.
09:41Not by design, but I was out for number one.
09:44I was going to be the world's most impressive extra on this movie, unfortunately they outsmarted
09:49me.
09:50Number 2.
09:51Dating 20 women at once.
09:53This might sound like a dream scenario for many, but in typical Moist fashion, he manages
09:58to turn it into comedy gold.
10:07Posted on his collaborative second channel, simply known as The Other Channel, Charlie
10:11sets out to find love via the tried and true method of a speed dating show.
10:16Of course, there's a twist, since his friends are feeding him lines to spice up the interactions.
10:27Combined with the rather potent personalities of few prospective lovers, the whole thing
10:32is a supernova of awkwardness that we cannot get enough of.
10:45Before we reveal our number one pick, here are a few honorable mentions.
10:49Charlie vs. U.S. Immigration.
10:52The faceless bureaucrat keeping Charlie's esports team out of the country has since
10:56become his nemesis.
10:58And even with the goddamn Avengers on our side, U.S. Immigration slams the door in our
11:02face and turns us away like it's a lacrosse house party in college.
11:07Moist Jesus.
11:09Apparently Charlie has a messianic quality about him.
11:23The Dad Drawing.
11:24Picasso himself would be awestruck by Charlie's artistic ability.
11:54The Ultimate Flex.
11:56Given his immense popularity and tendency to call out those for their wrongdoings, it's
12:01fair to say Charlie has been targeted by other content creators over the years.
12:06This includes Sneeko, who eventually escalated things to an absurd degree, culminating in
12:11him showing off loaded bullets on a stream as a low-key threat.
12:17And what did Charlie do in response?
12:20He educated him in the most savage way possible.
12:28Not only showcasing the difference between clips and mags, but also displaying his own
12:32assortment of firearms.
12:41Naturally we can't show the size of Charlie's weaponry, because YouTube, but let's say it's
12:47a lot bigger than what Sneeko was packing.
12:49What's your favorite Moist Critical moment to date?
12:52Let us know in the comments, and be sure to subscribe to get more great videos every day.