ताजमहल किसने बनाया।
ताजमहल किसने बनाया।
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#tajmahal
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#tajmahal
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00:00Good morning sir. Good morning kids. How are you kids?
00:10I am fine. You tell me. What did you say?
00:13Don't say such things. Understood?
00:16Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
00:18I had Pooja at home yesterday.
00:20Oh! So you had Navratri. So you will have Pooja.
00:23So why didn't you come the day before yesterday?
00:25I had Priya at home the day before yesterday.
00:27Oh! So you are celebrating Navratri with Pooja and Priya.
00:31Get lost you idiot.
00:33Kalia stand up.
00:35So Kalia tell me. Who will support you on the thorny path?
00:39Mother, father, wife or brother or sister?
00:44Sir, slippers.
00:45What? Slippers?
00:47Shut up you idiot.
00:49So tell me. Where does the most amount of snow fall in India?
00:52Sir, in a glass of liquor.
00:55Are you mad? Get lost.
00:57You stand up.
00:59Sir, why are you asking that little girl? Ask me whatever you want to ask.
01:02Really? You will answer whatever I ask?
01:05Yes sir. You ask me.
01:07So tell me. How much will be left after subtracting 5 from 5?
01:11I don't know sir.
01:13I was just telling you. Ask me anything. I will tell you.
01:16Pig.
01:18Suppose you have 5 sacks.
01:20And I take 5 sacks from you.
01:22So what will be left with you?
01:24Sir, a sample of chickpeas.
01:26What? Chickpeas?
01:27Scoundrel.
01:29You idiot. You will keep eating chickpeas all your life.
01:32Sir, leave it please.
01:34So tell me. What will be left?
01:36Nothing.
01:37What?
01:38Nothing will be left.
01:39You idiots. I feel that while teaching you people, I might go mad.
01:44The whole class is full of idiots.
01:46They are not able to answer any of my questions.
01:49Sir, if you ask such difficult questions, who will be able to answer?
01:52Sir, ask me an easy question.
01:54Then I will answer you.
01:56Okay. My question is very difficult.
01:58So I will ask you an easy question.
02:00But. But. But.
02:02If you are not able to answer that question correctly.
02:05Then I will make you a sugar.
02:07Idiot.
02:08What do you mean?
02:10So tell me. Who made Taj Mahal?
02:12What sir? Isn't it good?
02:14You idiot. I mean who made it?
02:17This contractor.
02:18Why? Didn't he get paid for his work?
02:20Shut up. You idiot. It is useless to ask you a question.
02:23Hey listen.
02:24You idiot.
02:26Come on. Make a sentence like this.
02:28Sir, Sania Mirza's child is neither of India nor of Pakistan.
02:32Shut up. You idiot.