5 Best And 5 Worst Portrayals Of Pro Wrestling In Movies And TV

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Ranging in quality from "Hulkamania" to "Gobbledegooker", which portrayals are worth a watch?

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00:00At times, wrestling is used as a bit of a poorly developed afterthought on the big and
00:04small screen.
00:06It may look like it and it may sound like it, but it ain't wrestling.
00:09But when taken seriously, films and shows about professional wrestling illustrate the
00:13grit and toughness of that lifestyle.
00:16We see the toll the business takes on the human body and human relationships, so we've
00:20taken the time to separate the gold from the gunk, so to speak.
00:24Half of this list warrants a this is awesome chant, while the others most definitely deserve
00:28a what?
00:29Gareth here from WhatCultureWrestling and here are the 5 best and 5 worst portrayals
00:34of pro wrestling in movies and television.
00:375.
00:38On the Worst, Bodyslam One critic stated that Bodyslam was a mediocre
00:42comedy that will appeal to wrestling fans far more than anyone else.
00:46Bad news, it doesn't appeal to wrestling fans either.
00:48As an actor, Rowdy Roddy Piper elevated films like Hell Comes to Frogtown and cult classic
00:54They Live.
00:55Sadly, it was beyond his abilities to elevate or salvage this ultra 80s cheese fest.
01:00Bodyslam is the tale of a downtrodden music executive who decides to try his hand at wrestling
01:05promotion.
01:06What could go wrong?
01:07That promoter is played by minor 80s star and member of the A-Team, Dirk Benedict.
01:12Visually, Bodyslam looks like it was meant to be an old episode of Hardcastle and McCormick
01:16though.
01:17Captain Lou Albano appearing as himself adds a touch of charm.
01:20Not his, nor any of the other wrestling cameos can overcome a hacky script, however.
01:25The beats and story arc are all very predictable for a 1986 comedy, it must be said.
01:30The one upside of Bodyslam is that the in-ring wrestling is pretty damn good, due to actual
01:34pro wrestlers, you know, being cast.
01:36WWE alums Barbarian, Tonga Kid and The Samoans all appear in the film.
01:40The juice though is not worth this 92-minute squeeze.
01:435.
01:44Best Glow Netflix took one of the silliest wrestling
01:47programs of all time, and made it a legitimately interesting dramedy about the 1980s ladies
01:53promotion Glow, Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
01:56Glow earns its accolades because, ultimately, it still presented the wrestling business
02:00in a serious light.
02:01Yes, the women had corny gimmicks and iffy ring skills, but Glow takes the viewers on
02:06a journey.
02:07As the ladies and manager Sam Sylvia, played flawlessly by comic Mark Merron, begrudgingly
02:11fall in love with the industry, the audience takes that emotional voyage with them.
02:16Actors Alison Brie and Betty Gilpin present a great example of how personalities and relationships
02:20on camera can be a stark contrast from reality.
02:24Watching the wrestlers develop their gimmicks, brainstorm ideas and navigate the mood swings
02:27of the often grumpy Sam, keep the audience engaged in between moments of ring action.
02:32Sadly, however, Glow wasn't renewed by Netflix after three seasons, despite winning three
02:37Primetime Emmy Awards.
02:384.
02:39The Worst Young Rock Where to begin with this Young Rock, eh?
02:43In concept, a semi-autobiographical show about the journey of young Dwayne Johnson seems
02:47bulletproof.
02:48In execution, viewers are given a ham-fisted retelling of Rock's life as a child, high
02:52school student and college football player before becoming the Great One.
02:56This is set against a backdrop of a near future where The Rock is running for president and
03:00Randall Park is a bootlicking, awkward interviewer.
03:03The problem with this idea is that a lot of history has to be glowed up to fit the narrative
03:07of the show.
03:08Many of the wrestlers portrayed in the show did not work for the Maivia family during
03:12that time, or at all for that matter, and several other historical accounts were erased
03:16or changed in order to better present Rocky and the family's image in the show.
03:204.
03:21The Best No Holds Barred To fully appreciate No Holds Barred, it helps
03:25to be a fan of 1980s WWE.
03:28Full of all the larger-than-life action and cheesy dialogue one would expect, Hulk Hogan
03:32leads this flick past being bad and loops around to the point of being so bad that it's
03:36actually pretty good.
03:37Flexing his acting chops, larger-than-life wrestling champion Hulk Hogan plays the lead
03:42role of Rip.
03:43The seemingly unbeatable Rip faces his biggest challenge and opponent, Zeus.
03:47As the film was produced by WWE, Hogan and WWE Chairman Vince McMahon had creative control
03:51of the script.
03:52Released in 1989, No Holds Barred fully embraces kayfabe and gives us only what we are supposed
03:57to see.
03:58Legendary character actor Kurt Fuller is the one who steals the show as the wonderfully
04:02smarmy TV executive, Brel though.
04:04Brel plans on starting his own wrestling show, but when Rip refuses to work for Brel, he
04:09enacts an evil plan to have Rip dethroned by the monstrous Zeus.
04:12Zeus is played by the late Tiny Tom Lister, who then went on to appear as the character
04:16in WWE for about a year before being released.
04:193.
04:20Fighting With My Family
04:21Fighting With My Family is a quasi-biographical movie about former WWE superstar Paige and
04:26her rise to stardom.
04:28The movie was produced by WWE Studios, so we knew we wouldn't get too honest of a
04:32peek behind the curtain.
04:34Fighting With My Family feels like a light, humorous feel-good origin story of a lifelong
04:38wrestling fan.
04:39It hits the notes it intends to hit.
04:41Florence Pugh is undeniably charming as Paige, and The Rock is always going to be an asset,
04:45isn't he?
04:46Like a Cadbury's cream egg, the movie is shiny and goes down easy, but you somewhat
04:49regret the choice immediately afterwards.
04:51In the assets column, Fighting With My Family took the actual wrestling pretty seriously.
04:56Being a WWE product, the movie shone in the areas that WWE does well.
04:59The ring work was good, even for the non-wrestler actors.
05:02The production quality was top-notch, and it clearly had a decent budget.
05:06The movie suffered in the areas where WWE typically suffers.
05:10To quote Jim Cornette, Vince McMahon sells the sizzle, not the steak.
05:13It all wraps up in a neat package that would make any studio executive grin like a Cheshire
05:18cat.
05:19For many true wrestling fans, though, it lacks any of the real grit of a good wrestling story.
05:233.
05:24Paradise Alley Sylvester Stallone directed this 1978 drama
05:28about the crossover world of professional wrestling and organised crime.
05:32While wrestling as a mafia front may be a bit of a stretch, the seedy underbelly of
05:36the industry is exposed without completely exposing the business.
05:40In 1978, if Martin Scorsese had been inspired to make a wrestling movie, he would have shared
05:44a few similarities with Paradise Alley, no doubt.
05:47Stallone plays one of three orphaned brothers living in 1940s New York City.
05:51The brothers, always looking for the next way to get rich quick, devise a plan to turn
05:55one of them into a wrestler.
05:56The film's tone evokes the grit and struggle of New York in the 1940s, and its climax is
06:01a 12-minute wrestling match in a leaky, shoddy arena during a thunderstorm.
06:05Cinematic.
06:06Paradise Alley's wrestling scenes aren't exactly barnburners, but the script, performances
06:10and cinematography elevate the mediocre ringwork.
06:13The movie stands on its dramatic legs more than its action, and it works in this case.
06:18The same way quality storylines connect fans with the wrestlers, this tale of blue-collar
06:22desperation and loss gives the audience something on which to hang their hats.
06:262.
06:27Ready to Rumble Have you ever wondered how one can elevate
06:30the wrestling career of David Arquette and try to kill the wrestling business in under
06:33two hours?
06:34I humbly present Ready to Rumble.
06:36To its credit, Ready to Rumble brought in a ton of legitimate wrestling talent.
06:40The problem lies in the fact that the movie is akin to a 90-minute Saturday Night Live
06:44sketch about pro wrestling, but with D-Team writers.
06:47David Arquette is predictably campy.
06:49His character Gordy would also fit right in on the set of Reno 911.
06:53He and his friends are outraged that an unscrupulous wrestling promoter ousted their favourite
06:58wrestler.
06:59They embark on a Bill and Ted meets Beavis and Butthead adventure to see their hero restored
07:03to his former glory.
07:04Sure, we get to see Goldberg, Spear and Jack hammer some guys, and the babyfaces go over
07:08in the end, but telling us that Oliver Platt could compete in a ring with Sting or Diamond
07:12Dallas Page is asking a bit much from our collective disbelief.
07:162.
07:17Heels Heels finished its first season and has been
07:20renewed for a second on premium network Starz.
07:23This is as close as one can come to the independent wrestling scene without having to personally
07:27lace up a pair of boots and get superkicked in the face.
07:30The dramatic element of the show provides crossover appeal to viewers who may not be
07:33walking in the door as wrestling fans.
07:36Stephen Amell, a self-professed wrestling fan, leads a stellar ensemble cast.
07:40Amell plays Jack Spade, a pro wrestler who is the eldest son of local legendary wrestler
07:44slash promoter Tom King Spade.
07:46Jack takes over the promotion after Tom commits suicide.
07:49From there, we see Tom spin proverbial plates to keep the Duffy Wrestling League afloat,
07:53manage a day job, handle his egotistical brother Ace and take care of his family.
07:58Heels spared no expense in ensuring the in-ring action and backstage politics felt real.
08:02The looks, emotions and motivations of each character gives depth and investment into
08:06their stories.
08:07Most importantly, it's apparent to any smart wrestling fan that the writers know wrestling.
08:12The communication between wrestlers feels organic and the actual wrestling makes sense.
08:16All in all, Heels qualifies as a must-see for not just fans but for wrestlers, some
08:21of whom could stand to learn a few things about the business.
08:231.
08:24The Wrestler 1974 This 1974 Ed Asner movie bears almost no
08:30resemblance to the 2008 film of the same name.
08:33One watch and you'll know why nobody would remake this particular entry.
08:37The biggest redeeming quality the film has is its many cameos by classic wrestling legends
08:41like Danny Hodge, Dusty Rhodes and Vern Garnier.
08:44Garnier, who produced the film, was able to easily cast talent from his promotion.
08:48But while Vern was able to make sure the filmmakers got the wrestling right, he didn't do much
08:51for the rest of it.
08:52The plot revolves around wrestling promoter Frank, an idealist who makes a stand against
08:57the mobsters, gamblers, scoundrels and ne'er-do-wells that threaten to corrupt the industry he loves.
09:01Once you get past that unlikely scenario, things creep downhill at a glacial pace.
09:06Being that the movie was made back in 1974 by a wrestling promoter, kayfabe was still
09:10very much intact.
09:12Kudos to Ed Asner for delivering his lines with some gravitas, despite the content.
09:16In particular, he delivers a great speech to two snobby stuffed suits about the fringe
09:20benefits of wrestling and the toll it takes on those in the ring.
09:231.
09:24The Best The Wrestler 2008
09:26Highly acclaimed and nominated for two Academy Awards, Darren Aronofsky directed a masterful
09:31portrayal of ageing wrestler Randy the Ram Robinson.
09:34Mickey Rourke stars as Robinson and his story is so close to the bone that many thought
09:38the film was based on the real-life tales of wrestlers like Jake the Snake Roberts.
09:42Like so many actual legends of the business, Robinson struggles to leave the spotlight
09:46behind.
09:47Decades past his prime, the veteran lives in a camper, has a strained relationship with
09:51his estranged daughter, and fights to keep his legend alive on the indie circuit.
09:55It's heartbreaking to watch as a once-great wrestler is delegated to outlaw mudshow hardcore
10:00matches while fighting a losing battle with father time.
10:03Unlike Young Rock and Fighting With My Family, for example, The Wrestler captures the non-glossy
10:07side of the wrestling world.
10:09It may be fun to watch the meteoric rise of young talent, but we rarely get to bear
10:13witness to the final act of a wrestler's career.
10:15The Kleenex grabber is when Robinson tells his daughter, you're my little girl, and
10:19now I'm an old, broken-down piece of meat, and I'm alone, and I deserve to be all alone.
10:24And that's our list of any other great and not-so-great portrayals of pro wrestling in
10:31movies and TV.
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10:47I've been Gareth, portraying a presenter on WhatCulture Wrestling, thank you very much
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