• 5 months ago
Two guys who make a pact to lose their virginity before prom find their friendship tested when one of them comes out of | dG1fdW0yUnZ4X2Rhd2c
Transcript
00:01Those are the kinds of girls we need to be going out with.
00:04We deserve adult, mature, grown-up, sexual relationships.
00:09Ladies.
00:10Dork.
00:12Nothing illegal or unprotected tonight, promise?
00:15That's gross.
00:16That is a damn fine shirt you got on.
00:18You might go get a girl pregnant with a shirt like that on.
00:22Are you breaking up with me because I won't have sex with you?
00:26It's like nine minutes tops.
00:28You know, you're beautiful.
00:30And I'm just kind of a mess.
00:32If we eat that whole brownie, we're going to immediately grow dreadlocks.
00:34We should save this brownie and eat it as a reward for getting laid at prom.
00:41All this talking we've been doing about sex and the future and the rest of our lives.
00:46What is it?
00:48I'm a gay dude.
00:52I'm a gay dude.
00:55Like I'm a gay?
00:58This is crazy. You've dated more girls than I have.
01:01I think that's more of a you problem, to be honest.
01:03Michael.
01:04Oh, God. Oh, God.
01:05So, hello, Dad.
01:08Should I get him a gift or something?
01:10You should get him a cake and you should have it say,
01:12you're gay and you're fabulous.
01:14Really?
01:15No.
01:16You're my best friend.
01:17I want to go on this gay journey with you.
01:20What the F?
01:21It's not my fault that you drive the smallest car in the universe.
01:24What is that? Is that like a diet Kia?
01:27Is this like my future? Like a bunch of trips to Club Monsoon?
01:31You like that place? You like that scene?
01:33You're going to call dibs on her even after you've broken up with her
01:36and you're not into persons with her sexual organs?
01:38Dude.
01:40How are you a gay guy?
01:41I don't know. I just am.
01:44After Maddie and I broke up, we hooked up one more time.
01:47How can that happen?
01:48You're not the only one in the world with confused feelings, Michael.
01:51Why do you have to do gay stuff with the...
01:53Hey!
01:54...who hit my car?
01:55I'm here with my ex-girlfriend. That's a little bit weird.
01:57Hi.
02:07What should we do now?
02:13Uh-oh. You're really good at dancing.
02:15I don't think I'm dancing.

Recommended