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00:00Go, go, go, go, go!
00:01Surprise!
00:04Oh, that's great.
00:05I feel like I'm a touch old for the whole birthday thing, though.
00:07Yeah, that's what I said.
00:08And I said nonsense.
00:10No one's too old for a birthday party.
00:12Hold on, what? Party?
00:14I mean, it's small.
00:15I mean, tiny, actually.
00:17I printed off a load of invites for the whole market.
00:19Honey.
00:21Martin, your family have worked Bridge Street Market
00:24longer than any of us have been alive.
00:26Well, maybe not Billy.
00:27Oi!
00:30All right, fair enough.
00:31And when I told Mr. Lister that today was your big 4-0,
00:34he insisted that I get cover so the whole entire market
00:37can come celebrate with you.
00:39Which is lovely.
00:40I know.
00:40Except it's not my 40th.
00:42See, I told you.
00:44He's 43 if he's a day.
00:46I'm 39, actually.
00:48Oh, that's all right.
00:49I mean, that counts.
00:50Anyway, 2 o'clock, Square Gardens.
00:53In this?
00:54That's all right.
00:55It's going to clear up, I checked.
00:57Good luck.
00:58Come, Billy.
00:59Oi, 43?
01:01Yeah.
01:01You see eyes.
01:02You know you can get cream for that.
01:10Oh.
01:11Oh.
01:12You see something you like?
01:13Me?
01:15You know, if you thought it was a nightmare being married
01:17to a slater, that family are next level.
01:20You hate yourself, yeah?
01:27Oh, he's here.
01:28There you go.
01:30Still going with the 40th birthday thing, then?
01:31Well, of course.
01:32Just in case Mr. and Mr. pops ups.
01:34Yeah.
01:36And an Olympic theme, I see.
01:37I took it that was Billy's idea.
01:39Tell you what, I've been loving the Olympics.
01:40You been watching?
01:41Well, I never miss the women's beach volleyball,
01:44to be fair.
01:46Yes, it was Billy's idea to put the flags up.
01:48You know how he likes to talk about the story.
01:51What story's that?
01:52Oh, mate, I tell you what, go and grab Billy
01:54and ask him about the time he held the Olympic torch.
01:56Yeah.
01:59I'm sorry, no offense, but if I have to hear
02:02that story one more time.
02:03I'm with you, Martin.
02:04I'd cry.
02:05Ask your tits.
02:06Oh, hey, here they are.
02:08Hey, kids.
02:09I can't believe you're having a fake 40th birthday party.
02:14Do you know the best bit?
02:15Nobody's even questioning it.
02:16Well, Winston just said he thought it was more like 50.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Right little double act you two, ain't ya?
02:24It's the hairline, isn't it?
02:26Yeah.