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00:00As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize
00:15there's nothing left in the power I've been playing in my head.
00:28Whenever I'm out there, there's a kid crying, show me a consonant, teach me pi r squared.
00:36Mine's like thirsty little sponges, just waiting to soak up knowledge.
00:47Our assistant principal is still missing.
00:50Another 24 chairs, $24.
00:52Oh, no thank you, I already have them.
00:55I know what's deaf, what's, uh, what's wack, what's straight up booty.
01:03How was your first day?
01:05Not bad.
01:06Now this is your textbook for the semester.
01:11They open like this.
01:12You know, you're different from everybody else.
01:13I mean, most of the boys I know just want to stare at girls' breasts, you know what I
01:22mean?
01:23Sorry, what?
01:25Don't you think the kids would enjoy a nice song with a melody?
01:27What you got, Holmes?
01:28Like a rhinestone cowboy.
01:29I think I may be reaching them.