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01:30If Xu Mu is strict with you, how can I go to your house to play?
01:34You can go to Su Ni's house.
01:36Her? I won't go to her house.
01:41But to be honest, it's hard to imagine how you fall in love.
01:45Because I feel that you don't seem to be an exception to girls.
01:49What do you usually call Xu Mu?
01:51Wife.
01:54Baby.
01:57If you are so curious, go talk to her yourself.
02:02It's the first time you're in love, you can't say I'm curious.
02:05I only pay for serious things.
02:08It's a trick.
02:11I don't know when my dad will solve my card.
02:14My salary now is basically not enough for me.
02:18Is this a serious thing?
02:23I don't know.
02:32What a coincidence, you also come to the supermarket.
02:37Can you cook? And buy vegetables.
02:40I bought it.
02:43Your boyfriend is quite practical.
02:47Can you eat it? It's full of snacks.
02:49I'm sorry, I bought it.
02:53Your girlfriend likes to eat.
02:58Let's do it later.
03:02I'll put things in the fridge first.
03:12Coming.
03:14Hello, I'm from the property department.
03:17Is Mr. Jiang here?
03:20You are Mr. Jiang's...
03:23My girlfriend.
03:26Nice to meet you.
03:28I'm sorry, I'm not used to it yet.
03:30It's okay, you'll get used to it sooner or later.
03:32What's the matter?
03:34We want to replace the fire equipment in our community.
03:37We need to start the maintenance fund.
03:39We need the consent of all the owners.
03:41So we asked Mr. Jiang to sign.
03:48Okay, thank you.
03:50Sorry to bother you.
04:02I'll take you to the owner's group.
04:04If there's anything you can't solve on a business trip, you can find them.
04:08Okay.
04:11Hello, I'm the owner of 1202.
04:17Isn't the owner of 1202 already here?
04:20Sir, this is your girlfriend.
04:22She's already in the owner's group.
04:24Is she his wife?
04:26Yes.
04:28I'm busy with work.
04:30I'm afraid I'll neglect the community.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:34I'm sorry.
04:36I'm sorry.
04:38I'm busy with work.
04:40I'm afraid I'll neglect the community.
04:42So I let her in.
04:46You should reply one by one.
04:48They'll think you're replying to your wife.
04:52Is that so?
04:54Then you explain.
05:00Wife.
05:02No wonder I heard from her.
05:04She often goes home to cook.
05:06There aren't many guys who can cook.
05:08Look at your husband.
05:10Look at your husband.
05:12He's starting to get angry.
05:14My husband is the same.
05:16He can't hold his hand.
05:26Are you still reading the news in the group?
05:28They're all praising my husband in the group.
05:30They're all praising your husband.
05:32They're all praising your husband.
05:34They're all praising your husband.
05:40I'll go and see if the bedroom is ready.
05:42There are some friends who haven't seen you for a long time this weekend.
05:44I'd like to meet you at home.
05:48Do I have to go out?
05:50You know I'm in love.
05:52You want to meet me this time.
05:54And I want to see you first.
05:56I...
05:57Just a few friends.
05:59Don't be nervous.
06:00I'm not nervous.
06:08Aren't you nervous?
06:11I'm not nervous.
06:13I'm just not ready.
06:15What should I talk to them later?
06:17Do you have any friends older than you?
06:18What do we eat for lunch?
06:19Is it bad to eat takeout?
06:21What if they find out?
06:23You don't think of a way for me, but you still laugh.
06:26How about we practice first?
06:29What should I call you later?
06:32Dear.
06:33Baby.
06:35Honey.
06:49Hello.
06:50Long time no see.
06:51Hello.
06:52Long time no see, Jiang Zhou.
06:53Long time no see.
06:54Long time no see.
06:55I brought you this.
06:56Have a drink.
07:01Introduce yourself, Jiang Zhou.
07:03My girlfriend, Xu Mu.
07:07Hello.
07:09Don't stand at the door. Come in and sit.
07:11Okay.
07:16What should I call you?
07:17Just the last one.
07:19Which one?
07:22Honey.
07:27What's wrong?
07:33It's okay. I'll call you later.
07:38How long has it been?
07:39It's so sweet.
07:41It's okay. I'll call you later.
07:44Okay. Don't lie down.
07:46Sit down.
07:48Feel free.
07:48Turn on the TV.
07:50Let's go to the restaurant.
07:51We're going to cook.
07:59I'll help him.
08:05He can drink.
08:06Come on.
08:08It's okay.
08:09Here you are.
08:11Yours.
08:14He can't drink.
08:17I can drink.
08:19Don't forget what you looked like when you drank too much last time.
08:22Why are you talking about this?
08:24Yes.
08:25You two are so good.
08:26You two are so good.
08:28Will you let us eat?
08:29Luckily, I have a girlfriend.
08:31She can't hurt me.
08:33Let's eat.
08:34Let's eat.
08:35Come on.
08:38It's really good. Look at this.
08:40I've never seen any girl around Jiang Zhou.
08:43Tell me.
08:44How did you get him?
08:45I relied on my mother.
08:49I relied on my mother.
08:51We met each other by chance.
08:55What do you like about Jiang Zhou?
08:58I like that he can cook.
09:01He's a good cook.
09:02He's a good cook.
09:03He's a good cook.
09:04He's a good cook.
09:05He's a good cook.
09:06He's a good cook.
09:07He's a good cook.
09:08He's a good cook.
09:09He's a good cook.
09:12He's a good cook.
09:14Of course.
09:15I don't even know how to cook.
09:16Jiang Zhou.
09:17What about you?
09:18I've never heard you say
09:19what your ideal type is.
09:20Yes.
09:21What do you like about Xu Mu?
09:24I like that
09:27he can eat.
09:31He's really cute.
09:34Yes, he can eat.
09:35He can eat.
09:36He can eat.
09:37Come on.
09:38Come on.
09:40Come on. Cheers.
09:41Come on. Cheers.
09:42Enjoy the food.
09:43Don't mind the drinks.
09:44Enjoy the food.
09:45Jiang Zhou, we're leaving.
09:46Bye.
09:47Bye.
09:48Bye.
09:54Mu Mu.
09:55Mu Mu.
09:56Do you remember
09:57Bo Wan Hai
09:58that we've always wanted to go to?
09:59This time,
10:00my friend organized
10:01a couple's activity there.
10:02He said we could go there
10:03for free.
10:04for free.
10:05He also said
10:06he would arrange
10:08two handsome guys
10:09to be his partners.
10:20Did you say yes?
10:22Of course I did.
10:27Then
10:28do I have to
10:29tell Mr. Xie?
10:31You two
10:32are so close
10:33to each other
10:34now.
10:35No.
10:36I just don't think
10:37it's a good idea.
10:39Saturday, right?
10:40I'll tell Mr. Xie.
10:46Have some water.
10:47Thank you.
10:50You just...
10:51I heard it all.
10:52Bo Wan Hai.
10:54I think I heard them
10:55say it at the office today.
10:56I think he's going to join us.
10:58He's so popular.
11:00Then many people
11:01will go.
11:02The people in your company
11:03probably don't know
11:04we're a couple.
11:06I don't think
11:07anyone knows it now.
11:11I always forget about it.
11:14Forget it.
11:15I'll tell Nian Nian
11:16I can't go.
11:20It's not like
11:21there's no solution.
11:25I can go.
11:27I'll have to trouble you then.
11:28Are you free tomorrow?
11:40I don't have any schedule tomorrow.
11:42I can go.
11:45What about the guy?
11:48I'll take care of it.
11:51I'll go.
11:52I'll go.
11:53I'll go.
11:54I'll go.
11:55I'll go.
11:56I'll go.
11:58Okay.
12:00Thank you.
12:16If I knew it was you,
12:17I wouldn't have come.
12:20Do you think I want to come?
12:21I'm doing this for Xie Shi's sake.
12:23I feel sorry for you
12:25You're acting like
12:26you've been isolated.
12:28I'd rather be isolated.
12:30Do you two
12:31want to call it a day?
12:33Let's go to the convenience store
12:34to buy something.
12:35Let's go, Nian Nian.
12:36No need.
12:40Did you move
12:41the supermarket here?
12:43I looked it up last night.
12:44It's quite far from here.
12:45So I prepared it in advance.
12:49There are a lot of mountain roads in Ou Ba City.
12:51Let's eat the medicine first.
12:55Where's mine?
13:01I'll prepare this for you.
13:05Are you my brother?
13:07You prepared this for me?
13:14Try it.
13:15It's delicious.
13:16Try it.
13:27Nian Nian.
13:29Who made you so stupid?
13:39Your boyfriend is not convenient to drive.
13:40Feed him.
13:43No need.
13:46It's not as sweet as you think.
13:49What do you mean?
13:51It's so sweet.
13:59Because I love you.
14:01I love you so much.
14:03I love you.
14:05I love you so much.
14:16I love you.
14:17I love you.
14:18I love you.
14:19I love you.
14:20I love you.
14:21I love you.
14:22I love you.
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14:24I love you.
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14:58I love you.
14:59I love you.
15:00I love you.
15:01I love you.
15:02I love you.
15:03I love you.
15:04I love you.
15:05I love you.
15:06I love you.
15:07I love you.
15:08I love you.
15:09I love you.
15:10I love you.
15:11I love you.
15:12I love you.
15:13I love you.
15:15It's just right.
15:16Xu Mu and Xie Shi are a couple.
15:18You two share a room.
15:19The rest of the room
15:20is for me and Song Nian Nian.
15:22Who wants to share a room with you?
15:24You wish.
15:25I don't want to.
15:27We only have two rooms.
15:28You can't let Xie Shi and Xu Mu
15:29live separately, can you?
15:31Don't be a third wheel.
15:33I've thought about it.
15:34You sleep on the bed.
15:35I'll sleep on the floor.
15:36Is that okay?
15:37No.
15:42Song Nian Nian said no.
15:45Why can't you?
15:52Is it Xu Mu or you?
15:57Okay.
15:58Two girls share a room.
15:59You and I share a room.
16:00It's a deal.
16:02There's a game later.
16:03See you in 15 minutes.
16:06Let's go.
16:07Hurry up.
16:09Let's go.
16:13Welcome to
16:14the King of the Sea couple event.
16:15We have a seven-point system.
16:16The winner of each game
16:17will get five points.
16:18There are three rounds in total.
16:19The team that wins
16:20can enjoy
16:21the VIP card of our hotel,
16:23a luxurious suite,
16:24free accommodation,
16:25and the King of the Sea super dinner tomorrow morning.
16:29I'm so excited.
16:30I like this game the most.
16:33Before the event starts,
16:34I'd like to ask
16:35what you've prepared
16:36for this event.
16:38I'm going to win.
16:40You're so humorous.
16:42You're going to win.
16:43I think you're going to be embarrassed.
16:46The first group of players,
16:47please get ready.
16:48Our event is about to start.
16:55The first game is
16:56couple dodgeball.
16:58You're so good at this.
17:00It's okay.
17:01It's okay as long as you don't get hurt.
17:03There are three minutes in the game.
17:05The final score is in the last two minutes.
17:08I don't know if I can make it.
17:11Is he human?
17:12Can he do it?
17:16The game is about to start.
17:22Come on, Xie Shi.
17:24Come on.
17:26Come on, Mu Mu.
17:35Good job, Xie Shi.
17:37Good job.
17:55Next group, please.
17:57Come on, Yin Yin.
18:07Come on, Yin Yin.
18:08How do you feel?
18:09Very fast.
18:14Actually, so do I.
18:24Shen Yi.
18:27Are you still a man?
18:28I'm sorry.
18:30I'm sorry.
18:32The last two players are
18:33Zhong Yi and CJ Trotter.
18:35The last two players are
18:36Zhong Yi and CJ Trotter.
18:37They were hit eight times and seven times respectively.
18:39Let's congratulate the remaining six groups
18:41to move on to the next round.
18:48I'm so happy.
18:51The third game is
18:52couple tissue game.
18:53The girl bites the tissue.
18:54The boy rips it off.
18:55There's only one chance.
18:57The team with the smallest tissue area wins.
19:05If you can't do it,
19:07you don't have to play this round.
19:10I'm already here.
19:11I'm here to play games.
19:13Come on, Xie Shi.
19:35Let me be your wind in the sea.
19:39Don't chase the dream.
19:43I declare that the champion is
19:45Mu Yingcheng, Xu Mu and Jiang Zhou.
19:46Congratulations to them.
19:48We are the champion.
19:49We are the champion.
19:51We are the champion.
19:53We won.
19:58The activity is about to end.
19:59It's our last round.
20:01Each couple has to take a couple photo.
20:05As a commemoration of this activity,
20:06our champion, Xu Mu and Jiang Zhou, please.
20:14We're taking a couple photo,
20:15not a couple photo.
20:16Come here.
20:19Smile.
20:31I didn't expect
20:32you two would be here.
20:35A fake couple
20:36beat a group of real couples.
20:38When did you and Xie Shi
20:39get along so well?
20:41It feels like you two are together.
20:43To be honest, I didn't expect it, either.
20:47Do you feel that
20:48Xie Shi has become very different?
21:00He is really different
21:02from high school.
21:04Right?
21:05People do change.
21:08But...
21:11But what?
21:13But has he changed?
21:16Or have you never
21:17really known him?
21:20Why don't you ask him?
21:22I don't know.
21:23I won't ask him.
21:27Then,
21:28Xie Shi, a senior in high school,
21:31is now a careful
21:33and successful director.
21:34Which one do you choose?
21:36It's all the same person.
21:38But the setting is different.
21:41Choose one.
21:42No.
21:43Choose one.
21:44No.
21:45Choose one.
21:48Boring.
21:57Although it's hard to make a choice,
22:01but
22:02whether I'm 17 years old
22:04or I'm 27 years old now,
22:07it seems that
22:08I'm more likely to be attracted
22:10by mature and charming people,
22:12whether male or female.
22:14I guess
22:15when I'm 37
22:17or 47 years old,
22:18I will still like such people.
22:20Once I like someone,
22:22it's hard to change.
22:31You sleep so fast.
23:01You sleep so fast.
23:29Why are you out?
23:31I can't sleep.
23:32How about you?
23:34I'm hungry again.
24:01If I were a star in the universe,
24:04I would remember you and leave you.
24:07The food in the hotel is not delicious at all.
24:10We can have a big meal tomorrow morning.
24:15Yan Yan told me today
24:16that she didn't expect
24:17our fake couple would win the game.
24:20Have you ever thought about it?
24:22A little bit.
24:23After all,
24:24we have known each other for so long.
24:25Plus, we get along with each other day and night.
24:27Anyway, we have some tacit understanding.
24:30I've been thinking recently.
24:34When we were in high school,
24:35did you really dislike me?
24:37I didn't dislike you.
24:39No.
24:40I mean
24:42I didn't hate you so much.
24:46Because you were not easy to get along with at that time.
24:48I always thought you hated me.
24:50So when you left,
24:51you didn't say goodbye to me.
24:54It's not that I didn't tell you.
24:57It's because things have changed.
25:00I didn't have time for you.
25:02But I think
25:05it's good that we didn't say goodbye.
25:08Because we never say goodbye, right?
25:14If I didn't transfer to another school,
25:17would you write me a letter
25:19on the way to high school?
25:23You suddenly ask me.
25:25I haven't thought about it yet.
25:27But I like a word called
25:29one day.
25:31I wish you
25:33all your dreams
25:35come true one day.
25:43What about you?
25:44What will you write to me?
25:46I never write my way to school.
25:49Why are you like this?
25:52If I want to write,
25:54I will write
25:56wish you a good mood.
26:03Thank you.
26:04You are too luxurious.
26:06This is all I have.
26:18Haven't they come yet?
26:21Let's wait as we eat.
26:26Let's go.
26:31Aren't you the girl who won the game yesterday?
26:34You are...
26:35I was still at the event yesterday
26:36and saw you and your boyfriend.
26:40Where is your boyfriend?
26:42He hasn't come down yet.
26:46Can I add your contact information?
26:49You should know that
26:51this is a couple's event.
26:53Don't you say these
26:55Are you afraid of him?
26:56He eats and wears me.
26:58Even the job is mine.
26:59What if he knows?
27:00Yes.
27:01Now it's all
27:02who has the ability to listen to whom.
27:05You are dead.
27:06Your boyfriend
27:07may be doing something outside.
27:09I know this better than you.
27:11What are you two doing?
27:18Put your left paw down.
27:20Put your right paw down.
27:24I can't understand what you are saying.
27:27What are you talking about?
27:35Let's go.
27:38Stop.
27:40What?
27:42You caught my girlfriend.
27:44Sorry.
27:46Let's go.
27:49Perfect.
27:52Wait.
27:53I forgot the point.
27:54I didn't learn it professionally,
27:56but I learned how to apologize when I caught someone.
27:58If you don't want your girlfriend
27:59to see you like this,
28:01I advise you to apologize quickly.
28:03I'm sorry, okay?
28:09I dare.
28:10How can there be such a person?
28:12Deceive you with feelings
28:13and let all the boys see it.
28:15But in real life,
28:16there are still a lot of people like this.
28:18Not everyone can successfully hide.
28:20I can only say that I found out early
28:21and know the reason in time.
28:23Why are you talking more and more
28:24like Xie Shi now?
28:26How is it like?
28:27No, right?
28:34Such a good view.
28:36I can't see it when I go back.
28:38I have to write a song when I go back.
28:41Mu Mu,
28:42I feel like
28:44my head suddenly hurts.
28:46Give me a massage.
28:48Is my head very hot?
28:49Can I go back
28:50and ask for a few days' leave from them?
28:51Then I'll take a few days' leave later.
28:53Give up.
28:54No fever.
28:58I don't want to go back either.
29:00Regret high school group spring outing because of laziness.
29:02I'm afraid of the sun and can't pretend to be sick.
29:04If I can go back to that time,
29:06I will definitely be the first to go out.
29:07I regret not bringing Yong Yi here.
29:10I have to wear it even if I don't know how to swim.
29:11It's a waste.
29:12What about you?
29:13Do you regret it?
29:16I regret
29:17that I didn't beat you up just now.
29:26There is no regret.
29:28You are so boring.
29:30What about regret?
29:31Do you have it?
29:34Yes.
29:38A lot.
29:40A lot.
29:43I guessed it right.
29:44There is no such thing as strange.
29:46I was secretly changed to a college student because of my dad.
29:48I didn't go to college.
29:49I'm so sorry.
29:51What kind of regret do you have?
29:52You are so boring.
29:53You...
29:54I'm talking about me.
30:10I'm sorry.
30:20You've been driving for a long time.
30:21You don't have to worry about my luggage.
30:23I'm fine.
30:24You go to rest.
30:28I went out for a trip and lost half my life.
30:31I have to sleep for two days to make up for it.
30:34You can't make it up.
30:35Tomorrow is Monday.
30:36What?
31:07What?
31:34Why did you wake up so early?
31:36I haven't started sleeping yet.
31:38I don't want to, either.
31:40But last night
31:41I dreamed of a very powerful man.
31:43He has a good figure and a high IQ.
31:46He is a generous and gentle man.
31:49You dreamed of Xie Shi, right?
31:52It's not him.
31:53How could I dream of him?
31:57He is different from the man in my dream.
32:02But last night
32:03I seem to have entered his room.
32:05When did I forget?
32:07It's three o'clock in the morning.
32:10Didn't you go to work?
32:13What else did you hear?
32:19I heard you say that your husband is powerful.
32:20He has a good figure and a high IQ.
32:22He is gentle.
32:23It's just a dream.
32:24Just pretend you didn't hear it.
32:31You made me breakfast.
32:33No.
32:35It's mine.
32:38You eat two meals alone.
32:39Can you finish it?
32:41If I can't finish it, I'll eat it at noon.
32:43If I want to eat it, let your husband make it for you.
32:45He is so perfect.
32:46His cooking must be better.
32:51Why do you have to compete with me?
32:53It's really rare for a man to win.
32:56In this case
32:58You can show your plan to him.
33:01I won't look at it.
33:02After all, my IQ is not as high as his.
33:03He doesn't understand.
33:04I accidentally killed you.
33:07No.
33:08I'm kidding with you.
33:09The plan still needs to be looked at.
33:10If you don't understand
33:11Who else can understand?
33:13That's a dream.
33:14I promise I won't do it again.
33:16The plan still needs to be looked at.
33:20You just look at it.
33:21If you don't look at it
33:22I'll go to work with you.
33:28Thank you.
33:30Sister-in-law
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