Hudson Leick (Callisto) of Xena Warrior Princess and Hercules the Legenadary Journey is hosting a Celebrity Panel at the 2004 Xena Convention in Pasadena, California in 2004.
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00:00Hair still grows when you're dead?
00:02It's something to look forward to, huh?
00:06But who does your roots?
00:11God?
00:14Now that must be very attractive when you dig someone up.
00:19I've never done that.
00:21Good thing.
00:22Yeah.
00:25Probably doesn't smell very good either.
00:28It's a good way to start, huh?
00:34Yeah, morbid.
00:36No, no. L.A. traffic does not make me want to dig up dead people.
00:40That's all just on my own.
00:43My own morbid curiosity.
00:46L.A. traffic makes me want them to be dead.
00:51Who's from L.A.?
00:53Okay, who understands hating L.A. traffic?
00:58Me.
00:59Right? We need guns on our cars.
01:01And I don't need a gun.
01:03I just, like, beam them away.
01:06Or gently lift them up. Okay, that's more humane.
01:09Lift their SUVs up as we go under.
01:16Screaming, swearing at them.
01:18You!
01:23Because that's classy.
01:28What kind do I drive?
01:29A rocket ship.
01:35Used to be in a Jag?
01:41Helicopter? I have been in a helicopter.
01:46A Hummer?
01:49I didn't know you could drive, though.
01:57That's terrible.
02:00So rude. Crude.
02:03Socially unacceptable.
02:05I know.
02:07You'd pay to see it. It'd be a winning idiot.
02:14No, you don't.
02:15She said you don't have to be from L.A. to hate L.A. traffic.
02:19Though it's even more special if you're from somewhere else, I would imagine.
02:22You're like,
02:24Yeah, come on in, I guess.
02:32So?
02:34So what?
02:35What am I up to?
02:39Okay, fine.
02:40We love, like you, the truth hauling.
02:43Yeah.
02:48We've gotten really fancy now.
02:50We were screaming about it.
02:53Yeah.
02:59Hey, you in the sparkly outfit.
03:04Nice boobs.
03:09Nice boobs.
03:11Hi.
03:22Sorry.
03:25No, no, you.
03:26Hi.
03:27Oh, you just want to take a picture? You don't want to actually ask me something?
03:31Please.
03:34I don't think so.
03:36I died and came back to life and then lived and walked away.
03:43But just let me tell you how much fun it was to actually kill myself rather than someone else.
03:51It was really delightful.
03:52It really was.
03:53I was very excited.
03:54I'm like, she's almost normal.
03:57This character is almost normal.
04:01There's still murder involved.
04:06Um.
04:08She asked, I don't know if that's on.
04:12It's not.
04:13Will I be doing more films?
04:16God willing.
04:19I think so.
04:20I think it's going to happen.
04:36I just wish you could all see yourselves.
04:40Sitting here watching me.
04:48Her boobs are definitely real.
04:52Her hair is fake.
04:55I think she's kind of fat.
05:02Hey!
05:06This is my stage.
05:07I'm the only one allowed to move.
05:11Yes, obviously you have a question back there, sir.
05:13Would you like to scream it out?
05:16Don't you recognize me?
05:17Mr. Hale Calisto is back.
05:24Cherry Hill.
05:25Hale Calisto.
05:28You were in Cherry Hill.
05:29Hale Calisto.
05:31That was me.
05:331999.
05:34Sure.
05:38Tell me.
05:39I was there.
05:41Yes.
05:42And you were there.
05:44My warrior queen.
05:46So tell me, what exactly are you doing now?
05:54Besides that.
05:55I don't really know.
05:58Don't tell them.
06:03Are your parents here?
06:05No.
06:08We're safe.
06:10I love you.
06:11I don't know if anyone remembers my mom
06:13grabbing the microphone out of my cold, dead hand.
06:18She was like,
06:19Oh my God, my mother.
06:20Can you tell she wanted to be an actress?
06:22She was like,
06:24It's all for me.
06:27Go and get her.
06:29We'll get you out of the parents.
06:31The mighty, mighty parents.
06:34I don't know.
06:35Some of you probably don't know what I'm talking about,
06:36but my mother was,
06:37she was very excited.
06:38And my father,
06:39do you remember seeing my dad?
06:40I mean, he has crooked eyes,
06:41so you don't,
06:42I mean, if you're not used to the crooked eyes,
06:43you don't know what's going on.
06:44You're like,
06:45He has crooked eyes?
06:47How's his fat?
06:48I mean, he has crooked eyes.
06:50I'm kidding.
06:52If I'm gonna be bulimic,
06:53that's my choice.
06:58I don't agree with that.
06:59We're teenagers.
07:01Instead of here.
07:02I could never throw up.
07:04So just so you know,
07:05so you're not worried,
07:06I would never, ever waste my food
07:10to throw it up again.
07:12Besides the fact I cry when I throw up.
07:16I don't see the point of it.
07:21And food is so good at coming down.
07:22Doesn't it taste terrible coming back up?
07:26I mean, who really wants to do that?
07:28You can't believe I'm talking about this, can you?
07:32You think of the topic.
07:33Okay.
07:34Do you see how easy it is?
07:37Actually, it is kind of easy.
07:40Hi.
07:41Hi.
07:42Can you do your Kalisto scream?
07:45Not just yet.
07:46Maybe, maybe in a little bit.
07:48Okay, thanks.
07:49You're welcome.
07:51Hi.
07:57What am I doing with the yoga?
08:06I do.
08:07I do retreats.
08:11I can kiss my mat if I choose to.
08:15But I don't choose to kiss anyone's ass.
08:17Especially not mine.
08:21I'm too demanding.
08:22I do retreats.
08:24It's on the internet.
08:26If anyone knows how to use that, because I don't.
08:31And they're pretty amazing.
08:33Talk to someone that's been on one,
08:35and they'll explain it to you
08:37so I don't sound like a sales pitch.
08:39It's amazing.
08:40But not just my retreat.
08:42If anyone has any interest in yoga,
08:44find some place where you can do it.
08:46I mean, it's not just yoga.
08:48It's yoga.
08:50It's yoga.
08:52It's where you live and give it a go.
08:54It'll rock your world.
08:56It'll calm you down.
08:58It'll make you happier.
09:00It's done that to me.
09:02That's my experience of it.
09:04And I recommend that for every human being.
09:06I love growing.
09:08Anything that's going to make me grow as a human being,
09:10I'm all for.
09:12Okay.
09:13Hello.
09:15Were you aware that you were on the true calling
09:17in the beginning?
09:19Okay, you had it set up?
09:20Yeah, I had it set up.
09:22So I don't know if you should get paid for that.
09:24I mean, they put it where you say,
09:26help me.
09:28You know what?
09:30Right now I'm more fascinated with my left breast
09:32falling out of my mouth.
09:34That's a great one.
09:36Or a lot of other people.
09:38Put it this way.
09:43The other thing is,
09:45I heard one day that you didn't even faze her.
09:47She's like, yeah, yeah, breast, breast.
09:49Breast, she missed.
09:51Did you get paid for this?
09:53Because I figured out you should get five percent
09:55of your earnings.
09:57I've got two cameras.
09:59If it happens, I'll leave it.
10:01Great.
10:06Well done.
10:09I've heard a rumor that you might be on Angel
10:11as a vampire.
10:13It's a rumor.
10:15And what projects do you have in the works
10:16that you might want to see?
10:18Right now, it's pilot season.
10:20So do this.
10:22Everybody do this for me, please.
10:24Because I have a really good feeling this year.
10:26I don't know why.
10:28I just think now I would like my own show.
10:30Yeah!
10:35It's all that good karma.
10:37I'm sorry?
10:39It's all that good karma working for you.
10:41Yeah, I hope so.
10:43Because let me tell you,
10:44you guys don't know what that is, do you?
10:46And I do it.
10:48I'm not kidding.
10:50It's a spiritual practice.
10:52So you get up at 3.30 or 4,
10:54and you chant
10:56and do a particular type of yoga.
10:58Sound like fun?
11:00Y'all want to do it?
11:02Actually, it's amazing.
11:04It is amazing.
11:06With me there?
11:08With me?
11:11In baby oil?
11:15It'll work.
11:17It'll work.
11:19Did I answer your question?
11:21You're welcome.
11:23It is my pleasure.
11:28You take a cold shower before,
11:30but I never do that because
11:32I'm not happy cold.
11:34But you are supposed to take a cold shower.
11:36And I do in the summertime
11:38when I do Summer Solstice with Sikhs
11:40because they only have cold
11:42and I don't have a choice
11:44but to stay in hot water.
11:46And they say,
11:48you take a cold shower?
11:50And I go,
11:52I did!
11:54They didn't ask me if I added hot.
11:56Right?
11:58I think that's kind of clever.
12:00Sort of.
12:05This is for birthday.
12:14I don't think you want that, huh?
12:16Happy birthday.
12:18Hi.
12:20What's your name?
12:22Rebecca.
12:24Want to say hi, everybody?
12:26No?
12:31It's my birthday.
12:34Wait, everybody say,
12:36happy birthday, Rebecca.
12:38Happy birthday, Rebecca.
12:40Happy birthday.
12:43Did you want to ask me anything?
12:47Happy birthday.
12:53Oh, neat.
12:55Cool.
12:57Well, it's nice to see you again.
12:59And you would be
13:01Aquarius.
13:04You aren't Aquarius.
13:07Hi.
13:09Yes.
13:11I was on the cruise.
13:13Yeah, yeah.
13:15You have Aquarius, too.
13:17No, I'm Scorpio.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:21I'll be backing away from that.
13:23At all the conventions I've been at,
13:25where you've been,
13:27you always have very unique outfits.
13:29Is that from your own personal collection
13:31or did you get that for today's?
13:33This old thing?
13:36I just threw it together.
13:39No.
13:41I get it from particular shops in L.A.
13:43that I would never ever
13:45in my personal life
13:47ever shop in by myself.
13:49But I get the joy
13:51of having this as sort of
13:53a side hobby, so to speak.
13:55And I love doing it.
13:57I mean, it's so much fun
13:59to dress like this
14:01and then donate the dresses.
14:03I mean, truly,
14:05what the hell am I going to do with this?
14:07Okay, Mom, Dad,
14:10and they would not be surprised.
14:14They would.
14:16It's hard to describe them now.
14:19Maybe, but my parents would be happy.
14:21I'm an Aquarius,
14:23but I get closer.
14:27Aquariuses don't like touch, though.
14:29No.
14:31Personal space, yes.
14:33I have that.
14:34I just want to ask you,
14:36did you like what they did
14:37with your character,
14:39going to heaven,
14:41being purified and all that,
14:43or did you like to see her
14:45just stay wicked?
14:47It's a great question, actually,
14:49but no one's ever asked that one before.
14:51There's a murmur
14:53through the crowd.
14:55Fascinating.
14:57You know, I like the idea
14:59of purification with everybody
15:01as human beings.
15:03I think it's fascinating
15:05and I think it's true for us,
15:07but for that show,
15:09I think it's a little weird, actually.
15:11I think becoming Dina's baby
15:13is a little fun.
15:15I impregnate her
15:17and then she has me.
15:24That's weird, man.
15:27This is weird.
15:29That's my answer.
15:31Hi, Joy.
15:33I'm all right, you know.
15:35I'm all right.
15:37I wanted to ask a question
15:39about the cruise,
15:41because I was on the cruise
15:43and you brought Linda.
15:45Now, besides, of course,
15:47spending all the time with us,
15:49what was your funnest moment
15:51on the cruise
15:53that didn't include the fans?
15:55What was my,
15:57what did you say?
15:59I thought it was a getting off.
16:01I was like,
16:03I don't remember that.
16:07The best part of it
16:09was the ice cream
16:11with the protein sprinkles.
16:13Were some of you there,
16:15the protein sprinkles?
16:17Because that was like,
16:19with my dear friend Linda,
16:21we would like,
16:23we were on this cruise, right?
16:25We're stuck on a boat.
16:27You can't go anywhere.
16:29They're serving food.
16:31It's okay food,
16:33but it's the same food,
16:35just dressed differently.
16:37Whee!
16:39Ah!
16:44And sometimes it's not nice.
16:46Sometimes it's just...
16:51So, but it's like,
16:53once you have a little bit,
16:55I can't stop.
16:57So we'd be like,
16:59okay, we ate dinner,
17:01let's have ice cream.
17:03And we would convince ourselves
17:05that the colored sprinkles
17:07were really good.
17:09So it balanced the ice cream,
17:11which had milk,
17:13which had calcium.
17:15Very important for your bones.
17:23You remember that?
17:25Oh yeah, see?
17:27Whee!
17:29Was I hyper?
17:31Was I very?
17:33Yeah.
17:35And I have to tell you,
17:37thank you,
17:39and I haven't been working
17:41on my abs at all.
17:43Thank you.
17:45Thank you,
17:47I appreciate that joy.
17:49Yes, how can I be
17:51of service to you?
17:53Woo!
18:08Honey, that's not scripted.
18:10That's all like...
18:12All right, let's see
18:14if I can do it fast, okay?
18:16Because I don't know
18:18how funny it's going to be
18:20because now you're asking for it.
18:22Things are never funny
18:24and you're all going to be like...
18:26Who's up next?
18:28I don't know,
18:30but she looks bad.
18:34Okay.
18:35Let's start with Aries.
18:37Me, mine, gimme.
18:39Gimme, mine.
18:41Gimme.
18:43Okay, Aries, done.
18:45Taurus, the best sign there is.
18:47Taurus, no.
18:49Is that food?
18:51Gimme.
18:53No.
18:55I won't do it.
18:57Grow my feet.
19:01Gemini.
19:03What do you think of her?
19:05I don't know what you mean.
19:07I like her.
19:09I'm here.
19:11I'd like her anywhere.
19:13Me too.
19:17Cancer.
19:19Would you like some food?
19:21Let me mother you.
19:23Here's a massage.
19:25Oh, you hurt my feelings.
19:27Stop hurting my feelings.
19:29Stop it!
19:31Want some food?
19:33Leo.
19:36Hi, everyone.
19:38It's me again.
19:40You're so lucky that I'm here.
19:44Virgo.
20:06Can I get you anything?
20:11Libra.
20:13Oh, God, that's me.
20:15Hi, hi, everybody.
20:17Do you want to have sex?
20:19Oh, shit.
20:23I mean, just friendly sex.
20:25Nothing like, you know,
20:27just to be friends.
20:31That's not true.
20:32Scorpio.
20:34That's not true.
20:36Libra.
20:38Checking my area.
20:40Hey!
20:42Scorpio?
20:46No, you didn't hurt my feelings.
20:48No, not at all.
20:50That's scary.
20:52I hope you have a really, really good day.
21:03Sagittarius.
21:06Oh, God, my mom is a Sagittarius.
21:08Sagittarius.
21:17Okay.
21:19Sagittarius.
21:21Sagittarius,
21:23watching The Cosby Show.
21:25No!
21:27No!
21:29No!
21:31No!
21:34No!
21:38I've got to go travel.
21:46Capricorn.
21:48How much does that cost?
21:52I'm really good at that.
21:54I can do that.
21:55I can work for you.
21:56I can do that.
21:57I can work really hard for you
21:58and make a lot of money for you
21:59and make a lot of money for me too
22:00and how much does that cost?
22:02I'll do it.
22:03That's fine.
22:06I'm not hurt by anything either.
22:08Nothing hurts me because I'm a Capricorn.
22:16Aquarius.
22:18Oh.
22:21Aquarius.
22:23Oh, too hard.
22:24No.
22:25No Aquarius.
22:27Aquarius is like Einstein.
22:29Aquarius.
22:31Aquarius.
22:32Okay, enough said.
22:34Brilliant and don't touch me.
22:38I love all of you.
22:40Just don't touch me.
22:43I want to save all of you
22:45but don't breathe on me or touch me.
22:48I love all of you.
22:50Just don't touch me.
22:52I want to save all of you
22:54but I don't like the human contact so much.
22:59Pisces.
23:02Okay, everyone.
23:04Take a deep, deep inhale
23:08and let it go.
23:14Breathe in the good fairy juice.
23:20Breathe out the bad troll monsters.
23:25Do you have any drugs?
23:33So yeah.
23:55Okay.
23:57I'm Virgo and I'm not the Pisces.
24:00I'm going to get this now for the whole world.
24:03You know, I'm Aquarius and you did Aquarius.
24:06You didn't really do anything with Aquarius.
24:09Okay, so my question is
24:11did you enjoy working with Eliza?
24:14Dushku?
24:15Did you enjoy?
24:20You forgot Eliza?
24:22You forgot Eliza?
24:24Yes, she was lovely.
24:26She's a...
24:29Okay.
24:34And a cow record.
24:38Go ahead.
24:39Ask me in person
24:40and I'll tell you what time they are.
24:44You're like, what am I?
24:46But you said that.
24:48You do know.
24:49I do know.
24:52I'll give you a clue here.
24:53Okay.
24:54Give me a clue.
24:55When I have sex.
24:56That's all?
24:58Sure.
24:59Will you tell me afterwards?
25:02Okay.
25:04Oh, yeah.
25:05Ow.
25:07On the cruise,
25:08what was your favorite port?
25:09Would you like to see?
25:10What was my favorite port?
25:14The wine.
25:17With my ice cream.
25:18With my ice cream.
25:20Like this.
25:21In the bed, watching.
25:26Don't remember.
25:27It's kind of a...
25:32What was your favorite port?
25:34Oh, I love the ocean.
25:35It wants to claim me back.
25:36I just don't love the ocean.
25:39I don't think it's going to claim you back right away.
25:41Unless you...
25:44Every time I go into the ocean,
25:46other than on the cruise,
25:47everyone else apprehends it.
25:49I get, for some reason,
25:50where there is no undertow,
25:51an undertow,
25:52and I get pulled out.
25:54I think I've heard you say that.
25:57So, on the cruise,
25:58I was like, okay,
25:59I'm trying to do this.
26:01Yeah, we all go under
26:02because of you.
26:05The ocean's like,
26:06oh, she's on the ship.
26:09The zebra wants to say hello.
26:14You're welcome.
26:15A lot of people blush.
26:17It's sweet.
26:29You're wondering what I'm doing.
26:32I would be if I was watching this.
26:37I don't really know.
26:41I'm just trying to wake you up a little bit.
26:44You guys awake?
26:45You guys,
26:46you have something going on over here.
26:48You're like a little wild.
26:50There's a little wildness going on over there.
26:52A little fiery hiccup.
26:55Stop talking about how bad I am.
27:07Awkward silence.
27:10Hi.
27:14Hi.
27:16I'm also a zebra,
27:17but I wanted to know,
27:20it's going to be a long night for me tonight.
27:24What's your favorite line
27:25that you still have said in the show?
27:27Oh, definitely with Gabrielle.
27:30Definitely with the whole,
27:32you know,
27:34so how did it feel when your husband died?
27:38Maybe when I was watching the end of this thing,
27:40before I came on,
27:41when I was laughing.
27:42After I'm laughing,
27:43I'm like, oh yeah, that was funny.
27:46That was funny.
27:47She was like,
27:54That's funny.
27:57Also, can I get a picture of you?
28:00No.
28:09Thank you.
28:12That was a good one, huh?
28:22Yeah, you think I'm crazy, huh?
28:26You love me?
28:31I'm your favorite psycho.
28:35I did my best.
28:42I have now.
28:45It's a dog forest.
28:47Oh.
28:50Is it better?
28:55Oh, great.
29:05It's a little big, isn't it?
29:07Thank you.
29:09Where did you grow up?
29:11I never did.
29:14I didn't know if you didn't notice.
29:19Rochester, New York.
29:20I don't recommend it to any human being.
29:23Ever.
29:26Not fun.
29:27Very cold, no sun.
29:31Yeah, not fun.
29:32So, um,
29:36I have to leave.
29:40I know, and I want to play with all of you.
29:45I want to play Jacked Up Goose.
29:48Wouldn't that be fun?
29:49We could play, like,
29:50we could play, like, a massive, like,
29:53hide-and-go-seek game.
29:55Wouldn't that be fun?
29:56I'm not kidding.
29:57Like, I would do it.
29:5934 years old, almost 35, I would absolutely,
30:01I'd be like, let's go.
30:03I always get the best hiding spaces.
30:05Oh, wait, you'll never find me.
30:06But then it gets boring for me,
30:07so then I'm like,
30:08today you're gonna leave me?
30:12You know how you try to make sounds
30:13so that it doesn't drive it behind you?
30:16Too much into my psychosis, isn't it?
30:19I'm giving it away.
30:20It scares you when I look directly at you, doesn't it?
30:23If I peek once,
30:24but you're staring at me!
30:25Don't I have the right to look back?
30:27Isn't it only fair?
30:31Right?
30:36Stared you?
30:39Okay, so, because I have to leave...
30:42Do the scream!
30:45Yay!
30:46Steven's here!
30:48Say hi, Steven!
30:52He is a lovely, amazing human being.
30:56I like him very much.
30:58And he's blushing.
30:59Look at that.
31:00I love that.
31:01Look at me blush!
31:02Okay, so, I have to do this quickly.
31:05I have to auction off...
31:07my booty.
31:08For the lack of it.
31:13If you all know,
31:14all the money goes to the scholarship
31:15for the James Ellis Foundation,
31:17which helps kids with cancer
31:20stay in school.
31:22So with that,
31:23it's just...
31:25I've never gotten good at this.
31:27And I don't think I ever will.
31:31What we do is,
31:33what we do is,
31:34we auction the dress off.
31:39We auction the dress off.
31:41The dress.
31:43Not the right breast.
31:45Isn't it on breasts today?
31:46I don't know what's up with that.
31:51But go ahead.
31:52One thousand.
31:55You can take the dress off, yes.
31:59Me?
32:00Would you really, really want to?
32:02Yeah!
32:05Oh, I've got a little ripple of fear.
32:08Ooh!
32:09Excitement and fear.
32:11Is that like...
32:16What do I get out of it?
32:20Really?
32:23Maybe I can get that prize
32:24on the ship I never got.
32:27You can't follow that.
32:28That's too bizarre for you.
32:29Okay, so...
32:31A thousand dollars.
32:35A thousand once.
32:38A thousand twice.
32:41Sold!
32:42A thousand dollars.
32:43That was easy.
32:46That was awesome.
32:55And how are you feeling?
32:58Amazing.
32:59Why don't you come up here just for a second?
33:01We've got to make it quick, though.
33:06Oh, it's him again.
33:08He won't, like, have Hudson's dresses.
33:17I'm going to just give the microphone to him
33:19for just a second,
33:20and this is not for my yoga retreat,
33:22but this is for yoga in general,
33:23because he just did yoga,
33:24he did a retreat.
33:26I just want you to hear from him
33:28if you don't mind saying
33:29what it can do for you,
33:31wherever you live,
33:32wherever you are.
33:34Okay, I wasn't expecting this.
33:39Basically, three weeks ago,
33:41I went to one of Hudson's
33:42retreats in Maryland,
33:44and it was just,
33:45it changed my life.
33:47This woman has inspired me
33:48in just so many ways.
33:50It's amazing.
33:52Oh, but,
33:53I can't,
33:54it's so hard to describe
33:55not only just for your body,
33:57but for your mind,
33:59your soul.
34:01I mean, as we go through life,
34:03we take up so much negative junk,
34:05and it has to come out,
34:07and that's what yoga did to me.
34:09It just helped me release
34:11so much that I had in me.
34:13I didn't know what was going to happen.
34:15I mean, I had an emotional release.
34:17I'm glad I did.
34:19And, I mean,
34:21if it wasn't for that,
34:23I wouldn't be here.
34:25If you have an open mind,
34:27go for it.
34:28Just go for it.
34:29It can help you in just so many ways.
34:31So many ways.
34:32If it works for me,
34:34it can work for any of you.
34:42That wasn't a pitch,
34:44just so you don't feel like
34:45it's an infromotional time.
34:47It's not a me or my yoga
34:49or anything like that.
34:51It's just about finding yourself.
34:53I think that's what life is about,
34:55figuring out who you are
34:56and how you can be happier at night.
34:58And I wish all of that
35:00for all of you.
35:02And with that,
35:03I bid adieu.