• 4 months ago
This week I look at '10 Reasons Why...Women Love Men'.

Thanks to the hugely talented Andy Shepherd for being my pretend bf this week, you can follow him here:

@andyjshep

My name is Emily Hartridge and I am an up-and-coming presenter from the UK who every week takes a wry look at the top 10 reasons why... a weekly vlogging show that proves that everything in the world can be explained with 10 reasons. Topics include anything from sex, relationships, love, gender, life and more. You might not agree with everything I say and that's fine, my only intention is to provide you all with some advice and much needed light entertainment.

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00:00Hi, my name is Emily Hartridge, and I am here to give you 10 reasons why women love penises.
00:12Sorry, women love men. Penises. Men? I forgot to do my numbers when I recorded the whole
00:18fucking show, so hence the different background. Shit happens. Let's start.
00:24One. Ironically, the first point is penises.
00:28Hey, how was your day? Shut the fuck up.
00:30Hi. Oh, I've missed you.
00:34Two. I tend to borrow my sister's clothes a lot because I have the shittest fashion sense.
00:40And this genuinely, like, really pisses her off. But if I was a man, she wouldn't have this problem.
00:46Hey, you watching the tennis? Yes. Oh, Andy, are you in my dress?
00:50No. Maybe. Yeah.
00:53Three. Their smell. Now, ladies, I know this isn't just me,
00:57but there's something about when a man smells good. It is so intoxicating.
01:03Sometimes if I walk past a guy on the street, who doesn't even have to be that attractive,
01:08if he smells good, that is me. Turned on.
01:15Oh, you smell amazing.
01:19Four.
01:20Now, I call myself fairly independent, and I'm not the kind of girl to rely on a man,
01:26but there is something quite sweet about when a guy tries to protect me and keep me out of harm's way.
01:31Can you get that spider? Get down! Get down! Get down! Get down!
01:36Five. On the whole, not meaning to generalise, women can sometimes be highly strung and overreact.
01:43Babe, did you say you wanted a cup of tea?
01:45Oh, my God. If you ask me that again, I'm going to fucking shit in your mouth.
01:50And I think men are good in certain situations for calming women down.
01:54What the fuck did you just say? There's no hope for me.
01:58Six. Now, I don't know if you, to the men who are watching this, do this on purpose,
02:03but when you talk about how much you love your sisters or your mum in front of us, it really, really works.
02:10I love my mum so much. Do you?
02:13She's so caring, she's so thoughtful, she always makes me cakes.
02:16So sweet that you feel, like, open enough to tell me how much you love your mum.
02:20And her tits are fucking amazing. They're just honestly great.
02:24Oh, no, no, no, you've gone too far.
02:26Seven. Men remind us of our dads. Who said that?
02:33Eight.
02:34There's something endearing about men having the ability to solve any problem just by throwing a ball.
02:40There's nothing on TV.
02:44Nine.
02:45They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even if we're sometimes not.
02:50Great rack.
02:55And ten.
02:56Men love women who show their sensitive side.
02:59I mean, if a guy cries in front of you, as a woman, you've literally just won the emotional lottery.
03:05You just turn me on and on and on.
03:13My grandma's just died.
03:15But that doesn't mean we shouldn't have sex.
03:18And there you have it. My ten reasons why women love men.
03:22Top comments.
03:24One. I'd like to wank all over your face.
03:27I don't think I want you to do that.
03:29Two. Pretty girl, not that interesting.
03:33That is so mean. Fuck you.
03:36I didn't mean that.
03:38Three.
03:39Emily, you need to put down the crack pipe.
03:41Okay, I will. For how long, though?
03:44Do you know what you should go and do now?
03:46You should go and join my Facebook group, Ten Reasons Why.
03:49Follow me on Twitter, at Emily Hartridge.
03:51Subscribe, like, comment. Nice comment.
03:55Is this tactic working? Please?
03:59Fucking shit in your mouth.
04:08I'm a bit scared.
04:10Is this fuck all on TV?
04:16So hard not to laugh.
04:19Oh, you made me.
04:30Don't touch your face.
04:32Don't touch my face. Just don't get it off my grill with your hands.