You've Got Male ( Part 1 )
You've Got Male ( Part 1 )
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00:00Shouldn't you go back to your wife?
00:14This party looks a lot more fun than me.
00:21Where is Eric?
00:22I'll be right back.
00:24Eric?
00:25It's time to cut the cake!
00:30Finally!
00:31What the hell?
00:36What the hell?
00:56What the hell?
00:58Our wedding is literally in progress right now.
01:01As in your wedding with me.
01:03We lost track of time.
01:05Yeah, sorry Layla.
01:07I told him to wait, but he just couldn't help it.
01:10Hey, watch it Layla.
01:12How could you cheat on me during our wedding?
01:16Cheating?
01:17Please.
01:18This is an arranged marriage.
01:20I'm just here to get you pregnant.
01:22You get your grandpa's inheritance, and I get my cut.
01:27So stop being a bitch about it, okay?
01:29I need a baby, but it does not need to be with you.
01:33Oh really?
01:34Your grandpa chose me.
01:36I would rather die than have your baby.
01:38You'll be crawling back to me by the end of the night.
01:43And then this will be the best decision I have ever made.
01:49That was the worst decision that I have ever made.
01:53How am I supposed to get pregnant if I don't have a husband?
01:59He did what?
02:01No.
02:02And now I can't have a baby.
02:07Layla, this is for your own good.
02:11Giving me an ultimatum for your inheritance?
02:14Making me marry Eric, really?
02:16How is that for my own good?
02:17I need you to have a stable family before I go, Layla.
02:21A husband, a child, to be with you when I'm not.
02:25You are not going anywhere.
02:28What?
02:31Your surgery is going to go well.
02:34I'll get to see your baby.
02:37Yeah.
02:46What am I going to do?
02:52I'll hire you a call boy.
02:55A what?
02:57A what?
02:58A call boy.
02:59Like a male prostitute, but fancy.
03:03I know this company.
03:04They have the best of the best.
03:05I don't know about that.
03:06No strings.
03:07If you pay him, he gives you a baby.
03:10Done.
03:13Okay.
03:14It's a bartender.
03:16Two more shots.
03:17A tequila?
03:18No, no, no, no.
03:19Actually, can you, um...
03:21Can you make a full cup?
03:26Cheers.
03:47Why does everything have to suck today?
03:57I hate you.
04:00I love you.
04:26What?
04:57Found it.
05:00I want to see your face.
05:04Just feel me.
05:27I love you.
05:30I love you.
05:56I love you.
06:26Layla Reed, the girl I've had a crush on since college.
06:51Thank God you didn't recognize me.
06:55That one is off.
06:58Oh my God, this is hot.
07:01Make sure everything is clean and neat.
07:04Is that Mr. Callaway?
07:07Sir!
07:08Sir!
07:09Morning, Victor.
07:10Good morning.
07:11Take the stairs.
07:14You smell good.
07:17Thank you so much.
07:18So do you.
07:19Sir, I didn't know you were staying on this property last night.
07:22All my hotels have over 5,000 rooms or so.
07:25It's fine.
07:26We should see about getting that A.C. fixed.
07:28Right.
07:29Okay.
07:31Thank you.
07:50Good morning, Mr. Callaway.
07:51Delilah, good morning.
07:58Good morning.
07:59Good morning.
08:00Good morning, guys.
08:01Straight up, please.
08:02Beautiful.
08:08Sir, are you leaving?
08:09Victor.
08:10Yes, sir.
08:11Could you send up breakfast to the upstairs suite?
08:13Okay.
08:14Yes.
08:15All the best items.
08:16All the best items.
08:17And the new quiche special.
08:18Quiche.
08:19All right.
08:20Perfect.
08:21And fresh fruit.
08:22Do fresh fruit, too.
08:23Okay.
08:24Orange juice and some champagne.
08:25Champagne.
08:26All right.
08:27Sir, if I may ask, who are you?
08:33Entertaining?
08:34You may not.
08:35Oh.
08:36But also, don't forget that when it comes to coffee, variety is key.
08:39Okay, sir.
08:40Oh, and throw in some cream and sugar.
08:41You know what?
08:42Yes?
08:43I'll just go with you.
08:44Make sure it's all perfect.
08:49Come on.
08:50Come on.
08:58Come on.
09:02I'll hire you a callboy.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07I slept with a callboy.
09:18Hello?
09:21He left without saying goodbye.
09:24Of course he did.
09:25He's a callboy.
09:26What was I expecting?
09:29Why did he look so familiar?
09:43Oh, my God.
09:46Layla?
09:51Babe, I told you it was her.
09:53I saw her with some guy in a tux.
09:55You spent the night here with another man?
09:58Dare you cheat on me?
10:00I'm sorry, cheat on you?
10:03Eric, you were having sex with her during our wedding.
10:07You know what?
10:08No, we are just married on paper.
10:10How about you and I just respect each other's privacy, yeah?
10:15So, you hooked up with a stranger to get back at him?
10:20How pathetic.
10:21Who was it?
10:22Who was it?
10:23Are you really that desperate?
10:26What will dear grandpa think of this on his deathbed?
10:29Oh, we should totally tell him what our sweetheart is up to.
10:33Hey.
10:35What the hell is going on here?
10:44What the hell is going on here?
10:48Wait.
10:49That's him.
10:50The guy with Layla last night.
10:52Who the fuck are you?
10:55Wow.
10:56You got a full costume on in broad daylight.
11:00Did you hire a stripper?
11:01Did you pay this guy?
11:03That'd explain it.
11:05I mean, why else would anybody want to sleep with that?
11:08Bite me.
11:13Good morning.
11:18You.
11:19I'm sure this is the biggest tip you've ever seen in your life.
11:22Do me a favor and call the cops.
11:24The cops?
11:25That man is a stripper.
11:27Or worse, a male prostitute.
11:30You're supposed to be a five-star hotel.
11:34So, you need to come with us.
11:41Mister.
11:42Shh.
11:43Get them out of here.
11:44Yes.
11:45You guys need to leave now.
11:47Hey, what?
11:48You got the wrong fucking guy.
11:49He's right there.
11:50Don't fucking touch me.
11:51I know the owner.
11:52I know Matthew Galloway.
11:54You have the wrong guy.
11:55This isn't fucking over.
11:57Fuck you.
12:03How did you do that?
12:05So, are you hungry?
12:07I bought this for us.
12:12You got this for me?
12:16Yeah, I figured you might be hungry.
12:20I thought that you just...
12:22Just left.
12:23No, of course not.
12:24You haven't eaten.
12:25No, right.
12:26I haven't paid you yet.
12:27Oh, no.
12:28Don't worry about the money.
12:29I just...
12:31Who are you?
12:45I'm sorry.
13:03Mr. Galloway, always an honor.
13:05Take care.
13:09Hey, Hank.
13:10Good morning, sir.
13:11How are we?
13:12Can we go to the office, please?
13:14Yes, sir.
13:28Hello?
13:29Hi.
13:31Are you enjoying the hotel room?
13:34Yeah.
13:35Duh.
13:36Thank you for not letting me drive home drunk last night.
13:39Yes.
13:41How are we going to tell Layla?
13:45Hey, hey, hey.
13:46What's wrong?
13:47I'm meeting an agent to hire Layla the cowboy.
13:49Wait, wait, wait.
13:50What's wrong?
13:51So, Layla needs to get pregnant, right?
13:53Or her grandpa's going to cut her off.
13:54But Eric freaking cheated on her with Regina.
13:56Wait, wait.
13:57Eric cheated on her on their wedding night?
13:59Yes.
14:00God, keep your voice down.
14:01Eric's such an asshole.
14:03So, she's totally done with him now.
14:05And I suggested hiring a cowboy for the night.
14:07You know, an in-person sperm donor,
14:09a professional escort.
14:10Wait, like a...
14:11You're going to have her sleep with a shrew?
14:13You're going to have her sleep with a stranger?
14:15A professional.
14:17It'll be fine.
14:18Why would you have me do?
14:21What if she doesn't have to know who it is?
14:26What if I do?
14:29You.
14:30It keeps her safe.
14:31She doesn't have to know.
14:34You're serious.
14:37Okay.
14:39I know you did this for her.
14:43How are we going to tell Layla?
14:46How are we going to tell Layla?
14:48Look, we...
14:49We don't.
14:51Layla can't know that it was me, alright?
14:53She's always associated me with Eric.
14:55And, well, she's never wanted anything to do with Matthew Calloway.
14:59Oh, please.
15:01Everyone in college loved Matthew Calloway.
15:04The golden boy.
15:06He has it all.
15:07Alright, well, not her.
15:09Look, well, this was a one-time thing.
15:11We'll find another way to help out Layla.
15:13No more random callboys, Catherine.
15:15Not for a girl like Layla.
15:17She's too good for that.
15:18Okay, Mr. Calloway.
15:20You're the boss.
15:22Thanks so much, Catherine.
15:25Sir, you have a 10am with one of the shop owners on Maple Street?
15:30Oh, is this the one that didn't want to relocate?
15:33Yes, yes.
15:34She is the only one left.
15:36We can't get clearance to build our new location without her agreement.
15:40Well, we'll just make her an offer that she can't refuse.
15:43Yes, sir. We will get her off our street at all costs.
16:03Hey, Mom.
16:06Hey.
16:17Hello?
16:18How's the newlywed?
16:19Good. I thought you were at chemo, Grandpa.
16:22And the only thing keeping me going is you getting married.
16:25So, tell me, how was it?
16:28What the hell?
16:32It was great. It was perfect.
16:34I just wish that you could have been there.
16:36I really wish that you'd let me push the date for you.
16:39No, you don't want an old sick man there.
16:41I want you to get to work on making that baby.
16:45Look, I just had to stop by the store really fast to ship an order out.
16:49I have to get to a meeting and then I can come see you.
16:52Still trying to save Chapter's bookstore, huh?
16:55You really are your parents, kid.
16:58I see so much of them in you.
17:00Raising you was the greatest comfort of my life.
17:04I can't wait to leave everything to you and your kid.
17:08Let's get you healthy again, okay?
17:10I love you.
17:11I love you too.
17:34Hey, Kat.
17:35This is crazy, but could you give me the number for that callboy?
17:42If we want the Maple Street location to work, then we need Chapter's bookstore to relocate.
17:46Well, I'm sure it's okay, sir.
17:48Everyone has a price.
17:52So, listen, I have a very important client coming today.
17:54So, when she arrives, I'd love you to be very welcoming and say,
17:58Hello, Ms. Reed. Welcome to Callaway Offices.
18:01We'll work on that.
18:02Yes, hello, this is, uh...
18:04Are you the callboy from last night?
18:12Wow!
18:15Print calls.
18:16Oh, they happen.
18:17Just so disrespectful.
18:18I'm, uh, gonna take this really quick.
18:21Did I hear a callboy?
18:24Yes.
18:25Did I hear a callboy?
18:27Yes.
18:28No.
18:29Um...
18:31How may I help you?
18:32I need us to keep having sex until I'm pregnant.
18:37How do I get myself out of this?
18:39I need you to keep having sex with me until I get pregnant.
18:44Um...
18:45You know, I actually don't think that I can do that.
18:48You see, I just have a really large clientele that I have to take care of, so...
18:53And I just don't think that I'm gonna be able to make the time to do that.
18:58Well, everybody has a price, so...
19:01Name yours.
19:02Ms. Reed, I just don't think it's the best idea.
19:07It's not what I felt like this morning.
19:09I...
19:10Son of a...
19:11I'm actually about to head into a really important business meeting, so...
19:15How about we discuss this tonight?
19:188 p.m. in person.
19:19Um, okay.
19:20Uh, let me check my schedule.
19:21I'll text you.
19:23Okay.
19:30Uh, Ms. Reed, welcome to the Callaway Group.
19:33We have been expecting you.
19:39Ms. Reed, allow me to introduce the chairman and CEO of the Callaway Group, Matthew Callaway.
19:45It's good to see you.
19:46We've met.
19:48Oh, shit.
19:49She recognized me.
19:51We went to college together.
19:52Mm-hmm.
19:53Mr. Callaway has such a way of making himself known.
19:58I think he dated just about every single girl in our school.
20:01That's not true.
20:02He's also very close with my amazing husband, Eric Price.
20:06That's also not true. We're not friends.
20:08You know, I think that says a lot about his character, actually.
20:10You know, Eric actually booked the Callaway for our wedding venue.
20:13Which is a pretty fine choice, if I might add.
20:15Which has become the most dramatic place on earth for me.
20:17Which goes to show that I'm pretty set on not moving my bookstore
20:21so that you can build another one of your horrendous hotels on top of it.
20:24I think you mean magnificent.
20:26No?
20:27Well, great. This meeting is going to go great.
20:29Ms. Reed, please follow me.
20:36Please have a seat.
20:38Thank you.
20:43So, what seems to be your main concern here, Ms. Reed?
20:47My main concern, Mr. Callaway, is that you're trying to buy out my mom's life's work.
20:54Destroy it.
20:55No, I think you greatly misunderstand us.
20:57I mean, you see, we offer really generous packages to all the local businesses on the street to relocate.
21:02I mean, it could be even somewhere more lucrative.
21:04That's not the point.
21:05My parents built that store from scratch.
21:08Every piece of wood, every brick, every stroke of paint.
21:11It was my mother's dream. It was...
21:14It was the one thing they left me after the accident.
21:18Is this why she desperately needs her grandpa's money?
21:22It is my duty to protect it.
21:27All of it. Right where it is.
21:29Ms. Reed, with all due respect, you won't be able to pay back the loans you took out for this store.
21:35People don't read physical books anymore. It's all about audio.
21:39It would be in your best interest to cash out.
21:41You know, you talk about having my best interests, but you didn't even bother to offer me a glass of water.
21:49Big corporations like you have no heart, and that, that is my concern.
21:54Men like you have no heart.
21:57I came here to prove my point.
21:59Chapter's bookstore is not going anywhere.
22:09Layla, Layla.
22:12Mr. Calloway?
22:14Listen, I'm sorry. I did not know that Eric was gonna fuck everything up.
22:18We were at our godforsaken wedding.
22:20Because it was at my hotel.
22:21Because you're friends, so he booked it.
22:23Look, Eric lied. We're not friends.
22:27He only ever gets a hold of me if he needs or wants something from me.
22:30Okay, so could you please not be so hostile?
22:34I'll stop being hostile when you stop coming from my bookstore.
22:38Now see, that is not personal.
22:40Layla, that's just, that's business, alright?
22:42Your business is right in the way of property.
22:44And I'm gonna keep at it until the day I die.
22:46Or until you go broke.
22:49You know what? I don't have time to deal with your bullshit.
22:59Oh my god.
23:01Now I can never tell her the truth. She hates me.
23:13That's okay. We have about five minutes before he's supposed to get here.
23:15Hi.
23:16I have a reservation.
23:18Uh, yes. I, uh, do apologize.
23:21Because the bar is booked out for a private event tonight.
23:23I'm sorry. Would you mind just double-checking?
23:26My boss's boss's boss is having a very special...
23:30Oh, uh, here he is.
23:32Uh, uh, Mr. Mac...
23:34Mark.
23:35Uh, yes. Uh, Miss.
23:37This is Mr. Mark Campbell.
23:39You look beautiful.
23:41Hi.
23:42Doing okay?
23:43Thank you.
23:44Shall we?
23:50That word.
23:57Man, rich people are weird as shit.
24:09I wasn't sure what you'd want, so I got a little bit of everything.
24:12Mark Campbell.
24:14You seem very well-connected here.
24:16I just have a very, very satisfied client.
24:19Clearly, if you're able to rent out an entire five-star hotel bar.
24:24Do you do this for every client?
24:27No.
24:30Just you.
24:33And this.
24:35Oh, I actually can't do that.
24:37Oh, I actually can't do that.
24:39You see, roleplay is my trademark.
24:43Can't ever reveal my identity.
24:46Okay.
24:47I did not know that that was a thing.
24:50Yeah, it's very common.
24:53So, enough about me. Let's talk about you.
24:56So let me get this straight.
24:58You want to get pregnant, and you don't want to do that with your husband.
25:02Long story short, my husband is practically a ghost.
25:06And I need to have a baby.
25:09So, I actually drafted up a contract.
25:17A contract?
25:18Contract.
25:19Basically, I need to get pregnant ASAP.
25:22But I do have a business.
25:24And it makes me very busy.
25:26And my schedule is a little unpredictable.
25:33I'm sorry. Five thousand a week?
25:35Five grand a week.
25:36Until I get pregnant.
25:38She'll go broke like this.
25:40I can't accept the money.
25:42Laila, I'm flattered.
25:44I don't know if I can.
25:47I mean, I have so many clients that I gotta take care of, you know.
25:50And I'm just busy through the week.
25:53Please.
25:54Look, I could do this elsewhere.
25:56But I would really rather do this with someone who isn't a stranger.
26:02And I'm not a stranger.
26:04I don't know. You just seem familiar.
26:08I can't say no when she's looking at me like that.
26:15I'm sorry. This is stupid.
26:18I'm just gonna have Catherine find me another...
26:21No, no. I'll do it.
26:24Don't worry about paying me right away.
26:26Just, I'd rather you not go broke over something like this.
26:31Right now.
26:33Right now.
26:35Mark Campbell.
26:44Let's, um, let's go make a baby.
27:01Wait.
27:07Sound on.
27:14How did you do that?
27:17How did you do that?
27:19I guess I'm just full of surprises.
27:21But this is a pretty damn good hotel.
27:24Just my thoughts.
27:28Just my thoughts.
27:32Miss Leila Reid, what'd you do with the honour of this dance?
27:39I'm not much of a dancer.
27:42It's okay. I am.
27:44Just call me.
27:57I love you.
27:59I love you.
28:01I love you.
28:25Matthew Calloway.
28:27The Call Boy.
28:29What the hell am I doing?
28:42What is it?
28:44It's six in the morning.
28:45Sir, sorry, but you have a meeting with the investor from France at 6.30am.
28:49Shit.
28:50Would you like me to prepare a meeting room on the property, or...
28:53No, no, just cancel it.
28:55What?
28:56Sir, we could lose the 20 million in funding.
28:59I don't care. Just tell them I'm sick or something.
29:02Figure it out.
29:03Sir, but...
29:09Okie dokie.
29:26Matthew Calloway.
29:28The Call Boy.
29:48Oh shit, what do I do?
29:57Hello?
29:58Hello, is this Miss Reid?
29:59This is Dr. Lucas.
30:01You need to get to the hospital as soon as you can.
30:03This is Dr. Lucas.
30:05You need to get to the hospital as soon as you can.
30:07Your grandfather's gone through surgery.
30:09We need you here as soon as possible.
30:11Yeah, I'll be there in 20...
30:16Hey, what's wrong?
30:17It's my grandpa.
30:22I gotta go.
30:26Layla.
30:33Hank.
30:35Layla Reid is leaving Calloway Follower.
30:48God.
30:57Oh, look who decided to show up.
31:00Where's grandpa?
31:01Where are your manners?
31:03I'm your aunt, not your secretary.
31:05Grandpa's in surgery.
31:07Well, the doctors think that he's not going to make it.
31:10Personally, I think it's kind of funny that he's still alive.
31:12Like, you know, isn't he like 500 years old?
31:15How about you choke on that candy you spoiled brat?
31:18Watch your mouth, you little cunt.
31:21Don't you lecture my son.
31:27You always think you're better than everybody else, don't you?
31:32Just like your annoying mother.
31:35Don't you dare talk about my mother.
31:41Put that shit away.
31:44Great kids you have.
31:46Dad always favored your side of the family.
31:49Never figured out why.
31:51Really, Aunt Kelly? Never?
31:54Tell you what.
31:56I saw the will dad drafted.
31:59Leaving you everything.
32:02Who knows what shit you've been whispering in his ears.
32:05But I am not letting it go.
32:07I guess it's a good thing it's up to grandpa then, isn't it?
32:10Says who? He's not here to confirm anything, so...
32:14What did I miss?
32:16Eric. Eric, sweetheart.
32:20What's wrong?
32:23What are you doing here?
32:25If you want any of your inheritance, you better play nice.
32:29Let go of me.
32:31So soon after the wedding and you're already being a bitch to Eric.
32:35Oh, it's okay, Aunt Kelly. She's having a rough week.
32:38I'm so sorry about grandpa.
32:40Grandpa is fine. He's not dead.
32:42I'm just trying to be nice. You don't have to be such a bitch about it.
32:45Wouldn't be the first time.
32:47You may be dad's favorite in the family.
32:50But without his will, you'll get nothing.
32:55Miss Reed?
32:56How's my dad?
32:57He's fine. We moved him to the ICU.
33:00He just needs quiet. Okay?
33:04We can only take one family member.
33:06I'll go.
33:09I'll go.
33:12I'm George Reed's daughter. Surely I should see him first.
33:16I haven't been to a single one of his treatments.
33:19Don't mind my wife. She's irrelevant.
33:21None of you care about him.
33:23I'll go.
33:31Listen, bitch.
33:32I know your little bird brain only seems to care about your fucking bookstore.
33:36But I want my money.
33:38We had a deal.
33:40You give me a baby and I won't stop until I fucking get it.
33:44I'm not having a baby with you.
33:46Your grandpa's gonna die and I'm gonna get my kid.
33:49Get off of me.
33:51Stop!
33:53Do not fucking touch her.
33:58Do not fucking touch her.
34:00Come here.
34:01What the fuck, Matthew?
34:03Look at me. Apologize to her right now.
34:05What are you doing? Hold on.
34:07Please do it again.
34:11Come on, guys. Come on.
34:13This is a hospital, not a boxing ring.
34:17Mr. Calloway.
34:19I'm sorry I didn't recognize it was you.
34:21It's okay.
34:22Your father did the world a great service by building this wing.
34:25Thank you, sir.
34:26We're so grateful.
34:27Thank you.
34:28What can we do for you?
34:29Listen, move George Reed to a private ICU.
34:32And this is his granddaughter, Layla Reed.
34:35Limit the guest list to just her.
34:39Uh, limit the guest list to just her.
34:41Anything for you, Mr. Calloway.
34:42Let's get you to your grandma.
34:45I'm here at the end of a devastating boxing loss.
34:47Tell me how you feel.
34:51Layla lost her parents, Kelly.
34:54You still have Nick and your husband.
34:57She has Eric and she'll have a baby soon.
35:00Why does she get your inheritance, too?
35:02It's not fair.
35:04I just want the best for my granddaughter.
35:07I'm not signing anything.
35:09It's just not fair.
35:11Not fair?
35:13Things have never been fair for Layla.
35:16Giving her everything is the least I can do for her.
35:19Okay.
35:21Come on, I'm here.
35:23The adults are having a conversation.
35:26Get out.
35:27No.
35:29Ma'am, it's time for you to go.
35:30Who the hell are you?
35:32Did you not hear the nurse?
35:34One immediate family member.
35:38Miss, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
35:41You hear that?
35:42Now leave us alone.