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00:00Play our live interactive game shows, Fall 800.
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00:12In just a few moments, we'll ask these celebrities.
00:16The inimitable J.P. Morgan.
00:18The irrepressible Buddy Hackett.
00:20From the Bob Newhart Show, Marsha Wallace.
00:22Comedian Jan Murray.
00:24From Bustin' Loose, Pat Carroll.
00:26And from Happy Days, Anson Williams.
00:29To reveal what they feel is the biggest no-no in a marriage.
00:33As they play, The Hollywood Connection.
00:38And now, let's meet our host, Jim Wilder.
00:41All right.
00:43Thank you.
00:48Hello, hi J.P.
00:49Buddy, Marsha, Jan, listen to Pat.
00:52Oh, what a group.
00:53Well, you met our celebrities.
00:54We have a great group today.
00:55But I think it's only fair that you meet our contestants.
00:57So here's Johnny to tell you just a little bit about them.
01:00Okay, Jim.
01:01Today, she's a waitress.
01:02But in four days, she'll be a bride.
01:04This is Joyce Ginch.
01:09And her opponent, an electrician,
01:12whose hobbies are bowling, swimming, and skiing.
01:14This is Jim Rogers.
01:16All right, welcome Joyce.
01:18And welcome Jim.
01:20In just four days, you're gonna get married, huh?
01:23Three days, 18 hours.
01:25Oh, that's counting.
01:27Who are you gonna get married to?
01:28Oh, just a fella.
01:30Well, I certainly hope so.
01:31All right.
01:32And Jim, you have a lot of hobbies.
01:33Where do you find time to electric?
01:35In my spare time.
01:36In your spare time.
01:37No wonder I can never get an electrician.
01:38Okay.
01:39Here's how we play The Hollywood Connection.
01:41Our two players will compete against each other for three rounds,
01:43trying to guess how each of our celebrities feels about
01:46an interesting problem or an intriguing situation.
01:48Now, each correct answer scores points.
01:50Whoever has the highest score at the end of the third round
01:52wins and goes on to our bonus game.
01:54It's that simple.
01:55Isn't that nice, J.P.?
01:56It's all right.
01:57So, let's start with round one, where each correct guess,
02:00or as we say, connection, scores one point.
02:03Backstage, we tossed a coin, and Jim, you won the flip of the coin, didn't you?
02:05So, you may select first.
02:07Would you like to play the first round with the bottom row or the top row?
02:10I think I'll go with the bottom row.
02:11You'll get the bottom row.
02:12This round, you'll get the top row then, Joyce.
02:14The bottom row.
02:15All right, bottom row.
02:16Are you ready?
02:17Si.
02:18Yeah.
02:19All right.
02:20Here is your question.
02:21What are your feelings about a great age difference in a marriage?
02:24Do you think a 20-year-old girl can find happiness with a 60-year-old man?
02:29Do you say yes or do you say no?
02:31That's all.
02:32Just one or the two.
02:33Okay, and they are writing down.
02:36Hmm, thinking and writing.
02:38And, of course, Jim, you're going to have to think the way they think
02:41to try and make a connection and see what they say.
02:43The question again, what are your feelings about a great age difference in marriage?
02:46Do you think a 20-year-old girl can find happiness with a 60-year-old man?
02:50Start with J.P. Morgan.
02:51What do you think she put down there?
02:53I don't think age has anything to do with that.
02:54I think she's going to say yes.
02:55You think she feels just wide open about it.
02:57Right.
02:58All right, J.P., what are your feelings about an age difference in a marriage?
03:01What is the question?
03:03Well, can a 20-year-old girl find happiness with a 60-year-old man?
03:06Not for more than three minutes, but...
03:09Oh.
03:11But I said yes.
03:13Yes, all right.
03:14Okay, that's one.
03:16Oh, that's a connection.
03:19You know J.P.
03:20All right.
03:21All right, let's see how well you can do with Buddy now.
03:22What do you think Buddy would say?
03:23Do you think he thinks a 20-year-old girl can find happiness with a 60-year-old man?
03:27I think so.
03:28You think he will agree with J.P.?
03:29I think he will.
03:30All right, Buddy.
03:31Can a 20-year-old girl find happiness with this 60-year-old guy?
03:34I don't understand the question.
03:35What has it got to do with marriage?
03:37Hold on, rephrase it.
03:40What did you say about marriage first?
03:42It could be a great age difference in a marriage.
03:44Could a 20-year-old girl find happiness with a 60-year-old man?
03:47Presumably they're going to get married.
03:48It makes no difference how long he's married if he meets this girl and they don't say nothing.
03:54I mean, I said yes and I can't wait to try it in 70 years.
04:00All right.
04:01Okay, another connection.
04:02Very good.
04:04Got an essay there.
04:06All right, how do you think Marcia feels?
04:08I really don't.
04:09I think I'll stay with the yeses.
04:11Do you think Marcia will agree that this age difference means nothing?
04:13I think she will.
04:14All right, Tim, the 20-year-old girl, find happiness with a 60-year-old man.
04:17Well, Jim, when I was a 20-year-old Chabette,
04:20I could have found happiness with a 60-year-old yak.
04:23A 60-year-old yak.
04:26Or a 60-year-old heck.
04:29All right.
04:31She's serious.
04:32So what do you say?
04:33I say sure.
04:34Yes.
04:35All right, another connection.
04:36Very good, Jim.
04:39You all agreed.
04:40Right down the line.
04:42You have three points in the first round.
04:44It's your turn, Joyce, to work with the top row.
04:46Give them a different question, see how they react.
04:48Okay, Jan Patton answering.
04:50The question is, when I say the word.
04:51I want to answer the other question.
04:52Oh, by the way, yeah, you do have an answer for that.
04:55How do you know?
04:56Because you look so bright.
04:58Like a 60-year-old man.
05:00I love JP's answer when she said, you know,
05:06a girl could find happiness with a 20-year-old with a 60-year-old man,
05:09not after three minutes.
05:11And I just wanted to put an addenda,
05:13you know, when he runs out of prunes, whichever comes first.
05:18You run out?
05:22No, and if we don't fix something backstage.
05:24We have a whole new question for you, okay?
05:26Go ahead.
05:27This is for the top row.
05:28When I say the word food, what's your immediate reaction?
05:30Do you respond?
05:33Do you respond with pleasure or concern?
05:37Pleasure or concern?
05:38Okay.
05:39What a difficult question.
05:40Food.
05:41The word food.
05:42All right.
05:43Pleasure or concern?
05:44Are you worried about it?
05:45Are we going out for dinner?
05:46Is that the invitation?
05:47Anytime, dear.
05:48Anytime.
05:49Okay.
05:50They're writing down their answers,
05:51and it's up to you, Joyce,
05:52to try and figure out what those answers will be.
05:54You're behind three to nothing,
05:55but you have a chance to pick up all three points.
05:57Let's go to Jan and see what do you think Jan said.
05:59I'll say Jan would say pleasure.
06:02He looks forward to his meals.
06:03Yeah, he sure does.
06:04All right.
06:05When I say the word food, what's your reaction, Jan?
06:09You want to know the first thing I think of?
06:11When you say food?
06:12Yeah.
06:13Prunes and a 20-year-old girl.
06:14Hey, you know, that's a good answer
06:23for any question on this show.
06:25Right.
06:26That's right.
06:27Well, darling, you know,
06:28it used to be a great source of pleasure for me,
06:30but I must say lately when I think of food,
06:33the first thing, I'm concerned.
06:35I'm worried now about health and all that,
06:37and I worry about what I eat and so forth,
06:39so I put concern down.
06:40Oh, too bad, but we're sorry about that,
06:43but it's still not a connection.
06:46No point there, and now we're going to ask you
06:47to try and figure out what Pat put down.
06:49Joyce, what do you think she said?
06:50I think Pat would definitely say pleasure.
06:58When I said that, she laughed.
06:59I don't know.
07:00Let's find out.
07:01What gives you that idea?
07:02You have any clues?
07:06Did you say pleasure or concern, Pat?
07:10About a 20-year-old girl and some prunes.
07:14What's the question?
07:15The question is, when I say food,
07:16what do you think of?
07:17What's your reaction, pleasure or concern?
07:19Well, I've had it up to here.
07:23Well, I think it's an obvious answer.
07:26I'm very concerned about my pleasure.
07:28Pleasure, you got it.
07:29All right, there's your connection.
07:31Three to one.
07:33All right, the final celebrity in this round,
07:35a chance to make it three to two
07:36if you can figure out Anson's immediate reaction.
07:38Do you think it's pleasure or concern for Anson?
07:41I'll go with pleasure again.
07:43Do you think he likes his food?
07:44Yeah.
07:45All right, when I say the word food,
07:46what's your reaction?
07:47Well, I'll tell you, if I'm cooking,
07:48there's a lot of concern.
07:51But since I'm not cooking, pleasure.
07:53Pleasure, there you go.
07:54All right, three to two.
07:55Good job, good job.
07:58Okay, the end of round one.
07:59Jim has three, Joyce has two.
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10:36Welcome back to Hollywood Connection.
10:37Time for round number two.
10:38And this time...
10:39Thank you.
10:40This time, it's just a little bit different.
10:44In this round, every connection is worth two points,
10:46so a lot of distance can be put
10:48between one contestant and the other.
10:50And also, instead of splitting our celebrities
10:52between the top row and the bottom row,
10:54I have one question for the men
10:55and one question for the women.
10:57And since Jim went first last time,
10:59Joyce, I'm gonna ask you,
11:00which would you prefer to play this round with,
11:02the men or the women?
11:03The women.
11:04You think you know their minds a little better.
11:06Yeah.
11:07All right, ladies.
11:08Here is the question.
11:09The question for the women is...
11:11Let's ask this of all of you brilliant women.
11:14Ah!
11:15Should women pay alimony to their divorced husbands?
11:18The question has three answers.
11:22Ridiculous, absolutely, or it depends.
11:26Okay?
11:27All right.
11:28And Pat is first to the gun.
11:30J.P. is waiting.
11:31Marsha can't quite decide.
11:34All right.
11:35And they're all set.
11:36Okay.
11:37This is just for the women.
11:38No, just for us.
11:39It's for the women.
11:40All right.
11:41We'll start with J.P. Morgan.
11:42What do you think she would say
11:43in answer to that question?
11:44Should women pay alimony to their divorced husbands?
11:46I think she would think
11:48it would matter on the situation.
11:50Depends.
11:51Depends would be her answer.
11:52All right, J.P.,
11:53should women pay alimony to their divorced husbands?
11:55Well, I've stopped paying alimony.
11:58Married three times, you know.
12:00Oh.
12:01There it is.
12:02Depends, you got it.
12:03All right.
12:04So, you're ahead now, actually.
12:05You got two points on that one.
12:06Four to three choices ahead.
12:08All right.
12:09Let's take a look at Marsha there.
12:11She looks concerned.
12:12She's so concerned.
12:13What do you think she put down?
12:15Um, I'll go with depends again.
12:18I think she'd say depends.
12:19Depends.
12:20All right.
12:21Marsha, should women pay alimony
12:22to their divorced husbands?
12:23It depends.
12:24You got it.
12:25All right.
12:26Another connection.
12:27Very good.
12:28You're up to six.
12:29Make a clean sweep now
12:30if you can figure out what Pat Carroll had to say.
12:32Do you think she said ridiculous,
12:34absolutely, or depends?
12:35I'll go with depends again.
12:37All right.
12:38Let's find out.
12:39Pat, should women pay alimony
12:40to their divorced husbands?
12:41Well, since alimony is the aggravation you get
12:44for the aggravation you got,
12:49I would say, indeed, it depends.
12:51All right.
12:52Three depends,
12:53and you got six points right there
12:56of a total of eight.
12:57But, Jim, it's your turn now,
12:59and you're working with the men.
13:00Gentlemen, this is your question for this round.
13:02You come home one evening, okay?
13:04Got the picture?
13:05And your mate says,
13:06Honey, do I have a lovely surprise
13:07for you in the bedroom?
13:09So she takes you by the hand
13:11and throws the bedroom door open,
13:12and there, staring at you,
13:13instead of the king-size bed,
13:15are twin beds.
13:17Now, what do you say?
13:18You say, great idea,
13:20that's stupid,
13:21or who cares?
13:22They're only two feet apart.
13:24Okay?
13:25There's your problem.
13:26And the gentlemen
13:27are writing down their answers now.
13:30Jan went right to the pen.
13:32Anson's writing.
13:34Buddy is working on it.
13:35The idea, of course, again,
13:36is to make a connection
13:37so you can figure out
13:38what they would say
13:39if this situation really occurred.
13:41And we ask our celebrities,
13:42by the way, to be honest.
13:43They're real feelings,
13:44so you can hopefully predict what they say.
13:46All right.
13:47Let's start with Buddy Hackett.
13:48What do you think Buddy would say, Jim?
13:52I think he would say
13:53it would be ridiculous.
13:54You think it would be ridiculous
13:55to go from the king-size bed
13:56to the twin beds?
13:57What would you say, Buddy?
13:59First of all,
14:00she'd never have a chance.
14:02If she says to me,
14:03I got a surprise for you,
14:04and she takes me to the bedroom
14:06to open the door,
14:07I'm out the window.
14:09I know I'm in the wrong house.
14:12All right.
14:17Ridiculous.
14:18All right.
14:22Okay.
14:23He said it was ridiculous.
14:24I don't think that was one of the answers,
14:25but it's stupid was one of the answers.
14:26Yes, it was.
14:29Well, a great idea, stupid or who cares
14:31were the three choices.
14:32What do you think that Jan would say, Jim?
14:38I think he would go
14:41Ridiculous idea.
14:42Great idea.
14:43It's stupid or who cares
14:44are the three choices.
14:45Okay, come home, Jan.
14:46Your wife takes you to the bedroom.
14:47You got twin beds.
14:49What do you say?
14:51I think twin beds
14:53is a blight on mankind
14:55unless,
14:56unless you're hooked on prunes.
15:02From now on, you'll know my answer, right?
15:04Prunes always gets a laugh.
15:05The longest distance in the world
15:07is the distance between twin beds.
15:09A man and wife should be together.
15:11You think it's stupid?
15:12Of course it's stupid.
15:13All right.
15:14There is another connection.
15:15Two more points, Jim.
15:17All right.
15:18And I don't know how much experience.
15:21This is kind of a ridiculous question to ask Anson,
15:23but we're going to put it to him anyway.
15:24What do you think he would say?
15:26I think he would say it depends.
15:27You think he would say it depends.
15:30It depends on the last question.
15:31All right.
15:32You come home and your mate says,
15:33here are the twin beds.
15:34What do you say, Anson?
15:35I had a headache last night.
15:38No, I would say dumb.
15:41Stupid.
15:42All right.
15:43No connection there.
15:46Seem to agree that wasn't such a good idea.
15:48For the score at the end of the second round,
15:49eight for Joy, seven for Jim.
15:51Round three coming up.
15:52And in round three,
15:53every correct connection worth three points
15:55and either party could win.
15:57So good luck to both of you.
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18:02Welcome back to the Hollywood Connection
18:04and round number three.
18:07All right.
18:08Round number three, the score is very close,
18:10and in this round, it's particularly important
18:12that you make some connections
18:13because each one is worth three points.
18:15It's your turn to start, Jim,
18:17so if you could tell me whether you want to play
18:19this round with the top row or the bottom row,
18:21you have that decision.
18:22I'm gonna stick with the winners in the bottom row.
18:23Okay, you're gonna go with the bottom row
18:25as you did before,
18:26and let's see how well they do with this question.
18:28This is for J.P., Buddy, and Marsha.
18:30What's the biggest no-no in a marriage?
18:33And here are your choices.
18:34Being jealous, being untrue, or being selfish?
18:39None of them too nice,
18:40but which one do you think is the biggest no-no in marriage?
18:44Leap to the pen.
18:45There they go writing down their answers,
18:47and we're gonna ask you, of course, again,
18:49to make a connection,
18:50see if you can predict what they put down there, Jim.
18:53How well you know the celebrities.
18:54You chose the bottom row.
18:55That means J.P. is first.
18:56How do you think she would answer that question?
18:58Biggest no-no in a marriage,
18:59being jealous, being untrue, or being selfish?
19:02I think she would select being selfish.
19:04Okay, J.P., what did you say?
19:06What's the biggest no-no in a marriage?
19:08Saying yes-yes to your husband's best friend.
19:11Yeah.
19:13That looks like a very personal answer there.
19:16Yes.
19:18It happens so often.
19:19Selfish.
19:20Selfish, there you go.
19:21All right, that's a connection.
19:22Three points for you, Jim.
19:26All right, how do you think Buddy Hackett answered that?
19:28What's the biggest no-no in a marriage?
19:29Is the question being jealous, being untrue, or being selfish?
19:32I think Buddy would say being untrue.
19:34All right.
19:35Buddy, what is the biggest no-no in a marriage?
19:38Well, it ain't any of those things.
19:41It's not being courteous,
19:42not respecting the other person as an equal human being
19:46or what you are,
19:47to think that you know more than somebody
19:50or feel greater intelligence and...
19:53Oh, that's beautiful.
19:57Let me wait.
19:58That's right.
19:59I'm trying to think what else you told me I did this morning.
20:03I think being selfish.
20:05All right, there's another connection.
20:06Okay.
20:08You had it right on for Buddy.
20:09Very nicely said, Buddy.
20:11You didn't say selfish?
20:12Untrue.
20:13Untrue.
20:14Oh, then it is not a connection.
20:15I'm sorry.
20:16Well, you still have a chance
20:17for three more points with Marcia.
20:18Do you think she said being jealous,
20:19being untrue, or being selfish?
20:21I think being selfish.
20:22I think she would say being selfish.
20:23All right.
20:24Well, I think the biggest no-no in a marriage is dating.
20:27But aside from that, it's being selfish.
20:29There's a connection.
20:30All right, you got it.
20:33Okay, that's all for you, Jim.
20:34You have 13 points.
20:36That means six points will give you the win.
20:38Any two connections, Joyce, in this particular round?
20:41The question goes to the top row, and here it is.
20:43It's for Jan, Pat, and Anson.
20:45Of these three pleasures,
20:47which would you choose to spend your money on?
20:49The opposite sex, clothes, or gourmet dining?
20:53Okay.
20:55I know it's a difficult decision to make.
20:58Try and figure out now, Joyce, which one of those three
21:02our celebrities will select.
21:03If you make two connections, you win the game, okay?
21:06All right, we'll start with Jan Marie.
21:08Of those three pleasures,
21:09which do you think he would choose to spend his money on?
21:11I think he would say the opposite sex.
21:13The opposite sex.
21:14He's got a nice grin on his face.
21:16Jan, which would you choose to spend your money on?
21:19I'm so senile, you've got to explain to me
21:21which is the opposite sex.
21:25No, listen, with me the answer is obvious.
21:28I spend every quarter I have on the opposite sex.
21:30My wife, her mother, my two daughters,
21:33and I have a son that walks funny.
21:37So you have the opposite.
21:38In fact, I just got him a cardboard
21:40with Anita Bryant's picture on it.
21:42So I put the opposite sex.
21:43Opposite sex.
21:44There's your connection.
21:46You have 11 points.
21:47If you get either one of these as a connection,
21:49you win the game.
21:50Joyce, what do you think Pat would say?
21:52I sure hope she said dining.
21:54All right, Pat.
21:55It's a vicious question!
21:56Vicious!
21:57The whole thing is!
21:58Gourmet dining!
21:59All right, there it is.
22:00That's it, and you're the winner.
22:01Congratulations, Joyce.
22:04All right, Anson, what did you have up there?
22:06I'll tell you.
22:07I can do without the gourmet,
22:08and if I have the opposite sex,
22:10I don't need the clothes.
22:11Opposite sex.
22:12He had opposite sex.
22:13Opposite sex.
22:14Would you have said that?
22:15Yes.
22:16All right, you're our winner.
22:17Congratulations, Joyce.
22:18Jim, thank you so much
22:19for playing the Hollywood Connection.
22:21We have a prize for you,
22:22and for you, Joyce,
22:23well, listen to what Johnny has to say.
22:25John?
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22:38All right, congratulations.
22:40Just what you need, right?
22:43That's so funny.
22:44I just went out yesterday to look for one.
22:46Did you buy one yet?
22:47No.
22:48She's getting married in three and a half days.
22:49She went out shopping for one and needed it.
22:51Come on, let's get some more for your wedding.
22:53Let's go over to the Bonus Board.
22:55Make a whole bunch of money, okay?
22:59Yeah.
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25:01Welcome back to The Hollywood Connection.
25:03Congratulations, you won the refrigerator for your...
25:05Oh, you got a pen in your hand.
25:07That's for our bonus game, okay?
25:09Here's how we play the bonus game.
25:10We ask our celebrities a person, place, or thing
25:13and ask them to write down the first thing
25:15that comes to their mind, okay?
25:17Then you try to match what they say
25:19and you get three choices to match it.
25:21All right?
25:22And here we go.
25:23Celebrities, the word that we'd like you to put down
25:25the first thing that comes to your mind
25:27when you hear Niagara Falls.
25:30Niagara Falls, okay?
25:33Now, there it is, a beautiful picture of Niagara Falls.
25:36You have three choices.
25:37Your first choice is worth $300 if any of them come up,
25:40$200 if your second choice comes up
25:42with any of our celebrities,
25:43and $100 if the third choice comes up.
25:46Do you understand?
25:47Okay, celebrities all set?
25:49Okay, turn your cards over.
25:50Come on up here if you would, Joyce.
25:52Write down your choices.
25:53What comes to mind when you hear Niagara Falls?
25:59All right, Niagara Falls.
26:03Okay.
26:04If one of our celebrities says water,
26:07you get $300.
26:08Vacation, $200.
26:12All right, and honeymoon, you get $100.
26:15Okay, come on over here, Joyce.
26:17Don't go anywhere.
26:18Just wait a minute.
26:19Turn right around.
26:20Let's take a look at this and see what you've got.
26:21Water, $300.
26:22Vacation, $200.
26:23Honeymoon is $100.
26:25If you accumulate in this game $1,000,
26:28we'll give you $2,000 and this vacation.
26:32Listen.
26:34We're sending you to Spain and Portugal
26:37on this Iberian highlight trip.
26:39You'll visit Lisbon, Barcelona, and Madrid
26:42and enjoy the splendor of the island of Mallorca in Spain.
26:45All from Club Universe.
26:48All right, a trip to Spain.
26:51I'm sure you could use that.
26:53All right.
26:54The word was Niagara Falls.
26:55Actually, that's two words,
26:56and we asked our celebrities
26:57what was the first thing that came to their mind.
26:59You chose water as your number one.
27:00Vacation, number two.
27:01Honeymoon, number three.
27:02Let's see how you did.
27:03JP, Niagara Falls.
27:05What did you think of?
27:06Honeymoon for $100.
27:07All right, there we go.
27:09You're on the way.
27:10Honeymoon, honeymoon.
27:11Buddy's got honeymoon.
27:12Mark has got honeymoon.
27:13$300.
27:14Okay, you still need $700 to make $1,000.
27:16Jan, what did you say?
27:17How could you have missed this, Joyce?
27:19All right, $400,
27:20and you're getting married in four days.
27:22Pat, what did you say?
27:23Honeymoon?
27:24And Anson?
27:25Honeymoon!
27:26Oh, no.
27:27Six honeymoons.
27:28That's $600.
27:32Yeah.
27:34For so many years, honeymoon has...
27:37Are you dummy?
27:40Oh, well, nobody...
27:41Get out of it.
27:42Now you're going to honeymoon in the refrigerator.
27:44Nobody thought of water up there on our panel,
27:46and obviously...
27:47Anson said, but he crossed it out.
27:49I thought, you know, I had water.
27:50You had water, and you changed your mind
27:52and put honeymoon, huh?
27:53I wish you would change your mind and put honeymoon,
27:55because you would be going on one to Spain.
27:57As it is, you have $600 to spend.
27:59You have a refrigerator.
28:00The money is yours to keep,
28:01and you met six wonderful people.
28:03All right, there they are.
28:04Thank you, Jan, Pat.
28:06Thank you, Anson, KP, Buddy, and Marcia.
28:09Thanks.
28:10Enjoyed having you on the show.
28:11Thanks for watching,
28:12and we'll see you next time on Hollywood Connection.
28:14Until then, make your connection the right connection.
28:17Okay?
28:18Would you like to meet our celebrities?
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