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00:00I don't know why the world has changed since I started doing mass communication.
00:29What kind of communication?
00:30Mass communication, Mithai.
00:32You have only done bash communication.
00:35You have only done bash communication.
00:37You have only done Nash communication.
00:39We have always done cash communication.
00:41Mithai, listen to me. I am telling you on a good level.
00:44Look, do CSS.
00:46You still don't have time.
00:48I don't know how to do CHH.
00:50Mithai, whatever you are doing, don't do it after this.
00:54Don't do anything in CHH.
00:56Just do your stuff.
00:58I don't know where to go.
01:03Rizq-e-Halal, MashaAllah.
01:05Rizq-e-Halal and Rizq-e-Open.
01:08Because you get everything openly here.
01:11Openly?
01:12You see, people go to places like Niranjganj, Abbottabad, Gilgit, Bastad, Cholistan.
01:17They go to places like these.
01:18But here we get everything openly.
01:21You can bring your office anywhere.
01:23How is it?
01:24I think there is a big difference between Manjeet in the AC room and Manjeet.
01:28Yes, you are right.
01:29And you have to make a difference in the big areas.
01:32I like the big areas a lot.
01:34In your area, easy money is also difficult money.
01:36Yes, you are right.
01:37Mithai, in the big areas, there will be water dramas.
01:41You have a lot of money.
01:43You have a dam.
01:44Listen to me, Mithai.
01:45Get up and go to your chamber.
01:48Prepare yourself.
01:49Prepare yourself because the contractor is going to destroy it.
01:51He will destroy it.
01:52You know, Basit, Tai, Kood.
01:54I have heard that God has given two bricks to a man and he is discussing it.
02:00Yes, what is he doing?
02:01Discussing.
02:02Okay, listen to me.
02:03Yes.
02:04Where is your instrument?
02:05You don't know where the instrument is.
02:07It is there in many places.
02:10It is not that high.
02:11You know, relatives also go to places like this.
02:13They also do it in Sumo land.
02:14Get up and go to your chamber.
02:16This office is open.
02:17We will just go there and eat food.
02:19Come.
02:20Come.
02:21Come.
02:22Listen to me.
02:23The army will come.
02:24We have to make our country proud.
02:26We have to make the enemy eat food.
02:32God willing, I will kill the enemy.
02:35Come, Mithai.
02:39Listen to me for a minute.
02:40Yes.
02:41We will work like this all our lives.
02:43You know it very well.
02:44I was a well-educated man.
02:46I also had a dream last night.
02:48I shouldn't have told you about my dream.
02:50I shouldn't have cast an evil eye on it.
02:52I had a dream last night.
02:53I left this job.
02:54I left this job.
02:55Then?
02:56I got a job as a bulldozer.
02:58I started driving a bulldozer.
03:00Wow.
03:01Your level has gone up.
03:03Mithai, it was my father's wish.
03:05Which Khalid Sahib?
03:06My father's.
03:07That I should get a good education.
03:10Masha Allah.
03:11You gave him all the passion.
03:12You are not educated.
03:13No.
03:14I am a contractor.
03:15My name is Chakundar.
03:17I have a salary of Rs. 700.
03:19How will I get a job?
03:21Listen to me.
03:22I can't get a job.
03:23I am helpless.
03:24I have taken an advance of Rs. 3500.
03:26That's right.
03:27I have never heard of such a person.
03:29I don't know if he is responsible or not.
03:32That's right.
03:33I got a good job.
03:34You know the Chamber of Lawyers?
03:37Which one?
03:38You know the court?
03:39Yes.
03:40I used to get a job as a butcher.
03:42You are like this.
03:43You don't get a job every day.
03:44You have no money.
03:46I am tired.
03:47I have no money.
03:48Okay.
03:49Bye.
03:50He found me.
03:53You have a lot of money.
04:00Let's go.
04:01These are all my pieces.
04:02Let's go.
04:03It's okay.
04:04You have to pay me.
04:05You have to pay me.
04:06I am so helpless.
04:07I am a contractor.
04:08I will build the road.
04:09You go home.
04:11You can use grinder to grind them.
04:13You can use a grinder to grind them.
04:15It's not too much for me.
04:18It's not too much for me.
04:20We have two kilograms of land here.
04:23You can find it out.
04:25It's okay.
04:26I will help you.
04:27I know your problem.
04:29I am not the man for stones.
04:31He asked me to come here to see.
04:33He asked me to come here to see.
04:34You have a heavy heart.
04:36Nothing will happen.
04:37I will help you.
04:38I will help you.
04:40I'm here.
04:42The wise men say, two stones are worth a pomegranate.
04:45Yes, right.
04:46No one else, just two stones are worth a pomegranate.
04:49The wise men say, the wise men say,
04:51these stones are not for sale.
04:53Which wise men say that?
04:55Come on.
04:57I'm dead.
04:58My stomach is full.
04:59Take the stone and hit me.
05:00No one will throw stones at me.
05:02Take the stone.
05:03I'm going to hit you.
05:04I'm dead.
05:06Turn me over, good ass!
05:08Hit me, good ass!
05:09You can't hit me for a second.
05:11That's what I'm trying to do.
05:13I'm hitting you with this stone.
05:14Just try to hit me.
05:15He's not a cook at all.
05:16Wouldn't hit a brick or a stone with this stone.
05:19I'm hitting him with these stones.
05:21I'm convinced I'm going to hit him with these stones.
05:23Hit him with two more stones.
05:24That will be my victory.
05:25Listen, please, try as you can.
05:27Talk to the guests.
05:28Where are they looking for ?
05:29What butchery are theseapsicks doing?
05:31I don't know anything.
05:33I'm educated.
05:34I was going to give it to you on the stove today
05:36That's right
05:38That's right
05:40I was listening to it on the stove and resting for 2 hours
05:42If your husband would have done this
05:44I would have had a great time
05:46Let's get up
05:48We don't have much work to do
05:50Let's go
05:52I don't want to take 700 rupees
05:54I don't have the courage
05:56I don't want to do it for 6 months
05:58Don't talk about courage
06:00We don't have that much money
06:02Let's go home
06:04We will take the stone
06:06Cook the potato and the stone
06:08And then
06:10I will show you the moon
06:12I will show you the moon
06:14You didn't see it
06:16You will see it now
06:18New moon
06:20Come
06:26You are making it so slow
06:28Take your time
06:30You are making it so slow
06:32You are making it so slow
06:34You are making it so slow
06:38How did you like it?
06:40How did you like it?
06:42Are you the heroes or the workers?
06:44Are you the heroes or the workers?
06:46What happened?
06:48We are the workers
06:50We don't say anything
06:52You don't have time
06:54You don't have time
06:56You don't have time
06:58I will pay you
07:02What will you do now?
07:04We will hit you
07:06We don't need the stone
07:14This is not a nuisance
07:18Listen to me
07:20If I want to return everyday
07:22Only you can give me the money
07:24Only you can give me the money
07:26You too die somewhere
07:28Listen to me, you idiot
07:30Neither you have to eat food, water, tea or taan
07:32You dog
07:34You are my uncle, I can't even serve you
07:36He is working quietly
07:38He doesn't have any luck
07:40I will get the plastic bowl
07:42I have to work quietly
07:44You can order tea, pizza or burger
07:46When did you start working?
07:48I have been working since 8am
07:50We are sitting here
07:52You are late
07:54I had 2 minutes left
07:56You reached at 8am?
07:58I will get tea for you
08:00What is the time?
08:02Don't hit me
08:04I am late
08:06You are not late, you are a fool
08:08It's 8.15pm
08:10I will serve you tea in 15 minutes
08:12I will ask for tea inside
08:14You both are idiots
08:16Tell me one thing
08:18I have to prepare the road for tomorrow
08:20You will die somewhere
08:22I have to prepare the road for tomorrow
08:24You will die somewhere
08:26Hello
08:28Who are you?
08:30I am a worker
08:32I am not a worker, I am your son
08:34You are a worker?
08:36Don't worry
08:38Get someone else to do it
08:40Don't worry?
08:42You have started stealing
08:44Don't you feel ashamed?
08:46We are not stupid
08:48We use the same stone
08:50We don't use your stones
08:52We are not stupid
08:54We are not stupid
08:56Go away
08:58Go away
09:00You can use the same stone
09:02You are a fool
09:04Where should we use the bad stone?
09:06It's polluted
09:08You have dirt on your clothes
09:10Listen to me
09:12I have thought about it
09:14We have 20 minutes
09:16You are a bookworm
09:18I was on my way back after 10 minutes
09:20I was sick
09:21You can't even make tea here
09:23Please clean my house
09:25You are dead, I will clean your house
09:27You are dead, clean his house
09:28Listen to me, clean his house
09:30You clean my house
09:31He won't clean his house
09:32He has grown up
09:33Listen to me
09:34He is young
09:35He has grown up
09:36He has grown up
09:37I have seen that you have grown up
09:38You have grown up
09:39Listen to me
09:40Leave the young and old
09:41Give me my beard
09:42I wanted to go
09:43I was in the market
09:44If you talk about the market
09:45I will kill you
09:46Get out of my way
09:47Who is he?
09:48Do one thing
09:49Make a road
09:50The minister won't come here in the morning
09:52The one in the last lane
09:53He has a tattoo
09:55You
09:56I have taken his contract
09:57Forgive me
09:58The minister won't come
09:59Uncle minister
10:00You have taken his contract
10:01I have taken your contract
10:02Uncle Bishir won't come
10:03Minister
10:04Who is the minister?
10:05The celebrities
10:06They have blue, yellow, black legs
10:08Look at him
10:09I will make a road
10:10You will make a lot
10:11Come
10:12Take this stone
10:13Let's go
10:14Let's go
10:15Take this
10:16Take this
10:17Take this
10:18You don't have any work
10:19Do you have a larry?
10:20Take this
10:21Take this stone
10:24Take this
10:27They have 44 stones
10:28So many sticks
10:29This is limited
10:30You can take it
10:31This is limited
10:32You are so bad
10:33Too much
10:34Don't touch me
10:35You might cut my throat
10:36Why are you hitting me?
10:37Who are you?
10:38I mean
10:39I don't know
10:40I don't know
10:41Stealer
10:42Stealer
10:43Stealer
10:44Stealer
10:45Cut the crap and balance it
10:47How much?
10:49How much is the idea? Set the toilet paper
10:51Because of you, I have to prove myself
10:53I have to prove that you are doing the right thing
10:55Boss, I'll be late by 5 minutes tomorrow
10:58What's the matter?
10:59I want to rest tomorrow
11:01You want to rest?
11:03Have you lost your legs?
11:04You want to rest?
11:05Don't you have a black loan tomorrow?
11:09Here, take this in your hand
11:10Tell me, what is it?
11:11You have to respect me
11:13You are an officer, you have to understand
11:15Boss, I'll bring it myself
11:16Don't worry, you bring it yourself
11:18I'll bring it myself
11:19I'll bring it myself
11:20I'll put it in your head
11:21Come here
11:22I'll teach you a lesson
11:23Come here
11:24I'll teach you a lesson
11:25I'll teach you a lesson
11:26Well done
11:30Boss
11:32Get me some pineapple juice
11:34I'll get it, get me an ice cream
11:36You have two bottles of juice
11:38Get me some pineapple
11:39Don't mess with me
11:41Get lost
11:42You don't respect your employees
11:44You think you can get a lakh from me for this?
11:46You won't get a lakh
11:48Get lost
11:50Get lost
11:51You do one thing, you are an officer
11:53You just sit here and cry
11:55You hit me first
11:57I can be beaten up
11:59My partner has beaten me up as much as you can
12:01Boss
12:02You'll be late by 10 minutes
12:03What's the matter?
12:04I want to rest for 10 minutes
12:05You are the last officer
12:07Take my glasses and give me a stone
12:08Are you reading a newspaper?
12:10I'll give you a stone
12:12I'll give you a stone
12:14Hello sir
12:15Hello
12:17I'm coming out of my house
12:19We'll sleep in our own rooms
12:21No, we'll sleep together
12:22We'll sleep together in winter
12:24Tell me, what's the status today?
12:26Check my WhatsApp
12:28You shut up
12:29I'll check my WhatsApp
12:30I'm busy with work
12:32I don't have time
12:34Boss
12:35Boss is here
12:36Tell him
12:37He doesn't have time
12:38He has work
12:39Tell him
12:40We have 10 sacks of cement
12:41From our house
12:42Yes
12:43You said you used to sell
12:44Half a truck of sand at home
12:45We used to empty the sacks at home
12:47They were full
12:49The truck was full
12:50We used to sell it empty
12:52Which sacks?
12:53All the kids
12:54Yesterday we sold 8 sacks
12:55How many sacks?
12:5712,000 rupees
12:59We used to sell a sack of cement for 300 rupees
13:0142,000 rupees
13:0312,500 rupees
13:05All the kids
13:06They said
13:07You should have bought cheap sand
13:08Cheap stones
13:09Cheap sand
13:10No
13:11No
13:12No
13:13You said
13:1410 sacks of sand
13:15From our house
13:16Yes
13:17We used to sell it empty
13:18Apart from that
13:19You said you used to sell
13:20All the sacks of cement
13:21We used to sell that too
13:22All the kids used to sell
13:23All the sacks
13:24Very good
13:25No
13:26No
13:27You said
13:28You used to sell the stones
13:29You used to sell the stones
13:30You used to sell the stones
13:31You used to sell the stones
13:32You used to sell the stones
13:33You used to sell the stones
13:34You used to sell the stones
13:35You used to sell the stones
13:36Listen
13:37..to that
13:38No
13:39No
13:40No
13:41No
13:42No
13:43No
13:44The sack
13:45You used to say
13:46You use to sell
13:47All the sand
13:48You used to sell that too
13:49I know
13:50There's something fishy
13:51I'm still focusing
13:52Let me finish
13:53You've to sell
13:54All the sand
13:55But
13:56I'll get more
13:57The officer
13:58Your talking
13:59You didn't
14:00Tell him
14:01Sir
14:02Your talking
14:03Something
14:04Something
14:05He is a very stingy man.
14:06Yeah, that's why they call him the monkey of Africa.
14:10He is like a football player.
14:12What nonsense are you guys talking?
14:14Sir, the kids have gone mad after seeing the old and new cars.
14:18Oh no!
14:19We have got a letter from our kids.
14:22It's a lie. How can we lie?
14:24Sir, I'm telling you the truth.
14:28I don't like this welcome at all.
14:30I just want working.
14:31Okay.
14:32He is a very stingy man.
14:34You guys are so stingy that you don't even let me get a job.
14:39Ajmal Shah, I don't think you know about this road.
14:43Whose house is this?
14:45Sir, it's our friend's house.
14:46This road will go to China.
14:50What?
14:51No, it's not here.
14:53No, it will go to China and then Naran Kazan.
14:58And I want this road to go straight to Lahore.
15:02If you want to go to China, take my car.
15:06But I don't like the level of this road.
15:07Take all the stones from here.
15:09Take them.
15:10Wait, we have to kill the devil.
15:11We have to kill the snake.
15:13Use your brain.
15:15Sir, I don't want to eat this. It's very bitter.
15:17I think this stone is very strange.
15:21Sir, you are feeling salty?
15:22Yes.
15:23Then you have got a problem.
15:25Don't you have diabetes?
15:26Yes, look at this.
15:27He has made this stone of his house.
15:29Yes.
15:30Here, break the stone.
15:31Can you show me the level?
15:32Sir, our level is less. Check it.
15:44What nonsense is this?
15:45Sir.
15:49Who are these two stones on the stone?
15:52I don't know.
15:55Give him a round of applause.
15:57This is not a good stone.
15:59What did you say?
16:00You hit my car.
16:01Why did you hit yourself?
16:02I told you to back off.
16:04You are on the road, why are you on the bed?
16:07If he stands on the road, then the stone is fine.
16:10Sir, you look like a devil.
16:11Look at this stone.
16:13It's done.
16:16How long do we have to work?
16:17There is no rest.
16:20It's perfect.
16:21This road will go to the sea.
16:23Really?
16:24Yes, but it won't go to our village.
16:26You idiot, you left the stone on the road.
16:29Show me the other one.
16:30What happened to me?
16:31I don't know.
16:32Shut up and sit down.
16:34You don't know that the officer is here.
16:35What do you think of him?
16:37He is not even dead.
16:38If he was an officer, he would have come with an old lady purse.
16:40You should have given him a nail polish.
16:42He is a big man.
16:44Here you go.
16:45Brother, how much will you break this stone?
16:46Yes.
16:47This stone won't break.
16:48Sir, how much will you break?
16:50I am checking the level of the road.
16:51What nonsense is this?
16:52You will break the stone today.
16:54By the grace of God, the level of the road will be perfect.
16:57Sir, the motorway is also not balanced.
17:01My two kids are working hard.
17:04They are working very hard.
17:05Hey, driver.
17:07The level of the road is a little below this side.
17:10Yes, I remember now.
17:13He broke the nail polish.
17:15No, no.
17:16He said that he broke the nail polish.
17:18He is a police officer.
17:19Why are you making fun of him?
17:21If he was a police officer, he would have broken the nail polish.
17:23You are also an officer now.
17:24Why did you put it down for the feeling of the road?
17:26Sir, I found biryani masala.
17:28Sir, I was going to break the stone.
17:29What else was I going to break?
17:30No, no.
17:30You said that you were going to break the wood.
17:33You said that you were going to break the wood.
17:34You said that you were going to break the wood.
17:35Hey, driver.
17:36I am feeling sad about this.
17:37If you are going to eat dogs, tell me straight.
17:39Hey, I said that I am going to Puriwala.
17:41I will feed you desi dogs.
17:43No, I didn't break the nail polish.
17:44You said that you are going to break the nail polish.
17:45Hey, you will also break the nail polish.
17:47Okay, I will check all this.
17:48Yes, sir.
17:49If I see anything black in the dal.
17:51Get me a burki of that.
17:53Cancel all your cheques.
17:54And cancel all your deals.
17:56Check it yourself.
17:57I will also do your car.
17:58Oh, yes.
17:59If my project gets cancelled,
18:02I will lock you up here.
18:03I will take all this advance from you.
18:04I will also break your bones.
18:06Keep it in exchange.
18:07Brother, the one that got cancelled,
18:08he is gone.
18:09Give me some stone.
18:10I am not going to give money.
18:11I am going to kill him and bury him.
18:13Brother, give me a little more.
18:15I am also going to bury him.
18:16Hey, you.
18:17Yes, sir.
18:21Sir, I will do it right away.
18:22And what is this?
18:24Sir, that is...
18:25Pick up all the stones from here.
18:26What?
18:27Hey.
18:27Pick up the stones from here.
18:28Balance the stones.
18:29This one.
18:30Fix the level.
18:31Okay, sir.
18:33Pick up the one that is lying behind.
18:35This one.
18:36Yes.
18:37And?
18:38That one too.
18:39When did they come?
18:41Hurry up.
18:42We don't have much time.
18:43Sir will get angry.
18:44What is this?
18:45What is this?
18:46What is this?
18:47What is this?
18:48What is this?
18:49What is this?
18:50What is this?
18:51What is this?
18:52What is this?
18:53This one.
18:54What is this?
18:55These are your baskets.
18:56And what is this?
18:57These are also yours.
18:58Pick up all this from here.
18:59We are your servants.
19:00We should be doing our work.
19:01Hey, sir.
19:02Beautiful sir.
19:03Yes, sir.
19:04What is this?
19:05I am very sad.
19:06Because of cheap contractors like you,
19:07everything is going bad.
19:08First, you people build roads.
19:09And because of you people,
19:10roads are going up
19:11and property is going down.
19:12All the property has been devalued
19:13because of you people.
19:14You people are the reason
19:15for all this.
19:16You people are the reason
19:17for all this.
19:18You people are the reason
19:19for all this.
19:20Because of you people,
19:21the Seaworld is in a mess.
19:23Sorry, sir.
19:24What have you done?
19:25All this useless material.
19:26Sir, IтАж
19:27Which number of cement
19:28have you put?
19:29Sir, please forgive me.
19:30IтАж
19:31I will file a case against you.
19:32You damage the national treasure.
19:33You fill your pockets.
19:34And you don't give anything
19:35to us officers.
19:36I will file a case against you.
19:37I will see you.
19:38Let go of my hand.
19:39Let go of my hand.
19:40This contract is cancelled.
19:41What is this?
19:42What is this?
19:43The contract has been cancelled.
19:44What is this?
19:45What is this?
19:46What is this?
19:47What is this?
19:48What is this?
19:49Because of our useless work,
19:50we have to face
19:51a lot of problems.
19:53I was going to take you
19:54to the Karshwar Mall
19:55with our keyboard.