My husband got home holding a large gift box adorned with a ribbon. Upon unveiling its content, I was taken aback – Inside, as if conjured by magic, stood a young girl wearing a wedding dress. Perplexed, I queried my husband about the unusual sight. He boldly claimed me that she was his second wife, but said that I still remained his number one priority. According to him, her role was to simply manage household chores, affording me time to relax. Oddly enough, the girl would complete the tasks with an almost robotic efficiency, doing the dishes and preparing meals. Much to my dismay, I saw my husband taking advantage of the moments he was alone with her to seduce and kiss her. The girl, however, simply met his advances with silent obedience. That's when I realized that it wasn't gift for me, rather a legal way for him to be unfaithful.
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00:00Voila.
00:03Wow!
00:05It's so huge. What is it?
00:08Well, you're not going to believe and you're not going to guess, so why don't you just open it?
00:12Okay.
00:21What's going on?
00:24It's Cynthia. She's going to be my second wife.
00:27What are you talking about? What second wife?
00:30Let me show you.
00:32Cindy, can you do the dishes?
00:41See, you're always complaining about how much work you have around the house.
00:46Well, not anymore.
00:48Now my second wife is going to take care of everything.
00:51And you can just relax.
00:52And you can just relax.
00:56Um, I'm done.
01:00Great.
01:02Cynthia, why don't you just prepare something nice for dinner for us while we're changing, okay?
01:10Lovely, isn't it?
01:23Hey, are you okay? Why are you doing this?
01:29I'll watch you stop and don't bother her, okay?
01:33Rob, it's a human being.
01:34I know, and she made her choice.
01:37Where are you going? Cynthia already fixed you a bathtub with candles.
01:53This wasn't really a helping hand for me.
01:57This was for Rob to legally cheat on me right in our home.
02:03You know you're not only here for cooking and cleaning, right?
02:09Okay.
02:11But I wasn't going to put up with it.
02:23You look beautiful.
02:35Don't you want to say anything to me?
02:39Actually, I do.
02:42Cynthia here is an amazing chef.
02:44Everything is delicious.
02:46You're going to love it.
02:53Thank you.
03:08Sweetie, why don't you join us, huh?
03:11No, she won't sit with us.
03:14Why not?
03:16Because your first wife said so.
03:17Wait, Cynthia.
03:19You forgot about my drink.
03:21Mary, what is wrong with you?
03:23Are you crazy?
03:25Just wait, let me get a towel. One second.
03:30Girl, wake up.
03:31Why do you want to be a second wife?
03:32Get your own life.
03:34Don't ruin my marriage.
03:36You can't live with us.
03:38Just leave.
03:39No, Mary.
03:41You should leave.
03:43Cynthia is staying with us whether you like it or not.
03:45And if you have a problem with it, maybe you should start packing.
03:49There you go, sweetie.
04:00How did I not notice what a jerk you are for all those years?
04:05Enough!
04:07Because of you, I'm losing appetite.
04:09You better get your act together or next time you're going to be eating alone.
04:12Are we clear?
04:13Next time you're going to be eating alone. Are we clear?
04:40What are you doing here?
04:42Don't look at me.
04:44If my husband isn't attracted to me, then who can be?
04:48Hey.
04:56What are you doing?
04:59I just wanted to show you how beautiful you are to me.
05:05I can't explain how it happened or what it was, but it was an explosion.
05:11The best thing I've ever felt in my life.
05:17Why did you agree to this nonsense?
05:21I...
05:24I have nothing and no one, no family, no rooftop over my head and...
05:30I just don't want to be alone. I'll do anything.
05:34And you would put up with this monster?
05:38You know what?
05:40We can run away together.
05:43What?
05:45No, I'm not like that.
05:47It was an accident and we don't know each other.
05:51I think so.
05:56Ladies, I'm happy you're getting along together.
05:59Stay still, I'll be joining you in a second.
06:02For what?
06:04So we can finally have some fun together.
06:07Oh, we will have some fun.
06:10But why do we need you?
06:13Tell me why.
06:15Because I'm your goddamn husband, that's why.
06:17Origami is illegal in this country.
06:20Do you know what isn't?
06:22Divorce.
06:24So get the hell out of here.
06:26The candle in bed is waiting for you.
06:28Why do you need a bed? What are you talking about?
06:30Because we don't want you here anymore.
06:31So get out!
06:33Get out!
06:38Over the next two months I helped Cynthia get back on her feet.
06:42She eventually met a brilliant lawyer, Jenny, and they got married a year later.
06:47And I'll always be thankful to Cynthia for showing me what a loser my husband was.
06:53Ex-husband.
07:01Ex-husband.