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00:00:30Oh
00:00:55Come on catch a ride
00:01:01The time is here again kick down the door and break out
00:01:05We're tired of living clean. We're tired of living without
00:01:19But nothing can stop us and nothing can move us and nothing's gonna take us away
00:01:24Temperatures higher than a common on fire. There's nothing gonna put out the flame
00:01:28Oh, there's no time
00:01:31You better not stay too near just a little
00:01:53So what does the summer hold and stir for you Ron
00:01:56I'm gonna work on my folks 7-eleven now. I'm gonna earn the down payment for my new fan
00:02:02Harrison very industrious of you Rob and how about you Rhonda? What will you be doing?
00:02:09I'm going to spend the summer traveling through Europe with my parents. Mrs. Harrison
00:02:13That'll be nice. And what do you hope to accomplish in the next three months Barry?
00:02:18Well, mrs. Harrison, my friends and I have decided to do something to really enhance our personal growth and self-awareness this summer
00:02:26Oh, I'm glad to hear that. And just what will that be?
00:02:31We're gonna get laid
00:02:55Wake up
00:03:25Oh
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00:03:57Oh
00:04:23Don't you forget
00:04:27Wake up
00:04:57Oh
00:05:24Jesus
00:05:25Think I'm in love what I wouldn't do for x-ray vision. No shit
00:05:38Hey Michaels next flip geez use that Foxy's with
00:05:44Well shit, I'm getting a hard-on don't worry Barry no one will ever notice
00:05:50Hi guys, nice tan, Joey
00:05:54What's happening?
00:05:56Life man. Oh guys. I want you to meet Heidi Heidi. This is my baby brother. Hi, baby, brother
00:06:02Hi
00:06:04So, where's your girlfriend? What's her name? Julianne? Oh, I haven't seen her in a few days
00:06:10Well, you're about to a free man, huh? Well, I always say take it while you can get it
00:06:15Well, we got a split we got to meet some friends
00:06:17The nude beach. Yeah, your boy should come along sometime. Yeah, it's really organic
00:06:24No tan line
00:06:27Well, see you later
00:06:31Isn't up there for all four of us and leftovers I
00:06:36Just want to say that it was very nice meeting you. I hope I get to see you again real soon. Oh my goodness
00:06:42I'm so clumsy. I'll get it
00:06:49I'm sorry. I hope you're not too upset. Don't worry. It should come out easy. Ice cream doesn't stain
00:06:56Well, I better be going
00:07:00Don't leave it
00:07:02I think she likes you Michael was an accident that was an accident
00:07:07I don't believe it. She did that on purpose. I think she likes you Michael was an accident
00:07:12That was no accident lover boy. She's hot for your bod. I
00:07:17Don't
00:07:24Fellas I'll be back in a couple of minutes, okay
00:07:26I
00:07:42Hi, hello
00:07:45Well, I think I'll go take a dip
00:07:48You look nice
00:07:50Hi Julianne, hi
00:07:53Listen, there's a big waves out there today
00:07:55So don't swim out too far. I might have to come out and save you
00:08:04What's that all about he's just a lifeguard
00:08:10Look Julianne
00:08:12I called you a couple of times. Did you get my messages?
00:08:14Yes
00:08:16Well, why didn't you call me back?
00:08:18Look Michael, I really don't know what to say to you
00:08:20You've made it very clear to me that all you and your friends want from girls is sex
00:08:22Oh, come on
00:08:24Now you made it clear to everybody on Venice Beach
00:08:26Can't you see Michael?
00:08:28Sex won't mean anything to us right now
00:08:30Speak for yourself. It'll mean a hell of a lot to me
00:08:32If the only thing that's important to you in a relationship is having sex
00:08:34Then you have a lot of growing up to do
00:08:36No, you've got a lot of growing up to do
00:08:38You've been going out for six months now
00:08:40And you haven't said a word to me
00:08:42I'm sorry
00:08:44You've got a lot of growing up to do
00:08:46You've been going out for six months now Julianne
00:08:48And it's only natural for two people to show their affection for each other physically now and then
00:08:50You're going to be seniors in high school next year
00:08:52There are countries where 12 year olds are married and have babies already
00:08:54Then go there
00:08:56Drop me a line and let me know how you and your family are making out
00:09:00There's no use talking to me, you know that
00:09:10Let that body work it out
00:09:14Work that body
00:09:16Make it shout
00:09:24Flex that body
00:09:26Work it out
00:09:28Work that body
00:09:30Don't knock it
00:09:32These guys attract girls
00:09:34Like flies to dog shit
00:09:36One, two, yo
00:09:38Three
00:09:40Take it out
00:09:42Let's get out of here before I get an inferiority complex
00:10:06What's up?
00:10:08You guys pretty good
00:10:10I don't like much
00:10:12They never say anything
00:10:14Learn some jokes
00:10:40That means he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life
00:10:42Hey Scotty
00:10:44Isn't that your little brother walking with the chick?
00:10:46Yeah
00:10:48Who does he think he is anyway?
00:10:50Don't start teasing him man
00:10:52He's not that sensitive age
00:10:54Hey dudes
00:10:56James, who's your little friend?
00:10:58This is Valerie
00:11:00Where are you two going?
00:11:02Valerie's house
00:11:04I'm going to go get a drink
00:11:06I'm going to go get a drink
00:11:08Come on
00:11:10Valerie's house
00:11:12What for?
00:11:14Come on James
00:11:16We only have a few hours until my parents come home
00:11:38I can't believe we've been out of school for three weeks already
00:11:40And no girls yet
00:11:42Looks like Mark and Joe aren't doing too bad
00:12:08American girls
00:12:10American girls
00:12:12I'm talking about girls, girls, girls
00:12:14How are these guys raised?
00:12:16These are no older than us
00:12:18Not half as good looking
00:12:20Well, at least we're not the only ones
00:12:22Look at Anthony
00:12:24Ha ha
00:12:26That putz won't get laid until he's 50
00:12:28That putz won't get laid until he's 50
00:12:30Shut up
00:12:38None of your protection
00:12:42Some guys say it's a hopeless quest
00:12:45But look around you
00:12:46Man, this sucks.
00:12:47Probably 90% of our class would be laid by September.
00:12:50Except us.
00:13:02I do not want to go into my senior year of high school as a virgin.
00:13:06All right, let's make it official.
00:13:09Official?
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11Let's make a pact that the four of us get laid before school starts in September.
00:13:15How are we going to do that?
00:13:17With a little teamwork.
00:13:19You know, musketeer spirit.
00:13:21You see, I figure it would be a lot easier if we start helping each other out.
00:13:25Like if one of us meets a girl, he finds out she has any girlfriends for the rest of us.
00:13:29Stuff like that.
00:13:30Look, it's a jungle out there, guys.
00:13:32And it's us against them.
00:13:35You see, with the strength of numbers, four is stronger than one.
00:13:38What do you say, guys?
00:13:40You can count me in.
00:13:42Sounds okay to me.
00:13:44I suppose it can't hurt.
00:13:45All right, it's a deal.
00:13:47Here's to getting laid.
00:13:48Yeah, right.
00:13:52You guys want anything else?
00:13:55Yeah, I'd like something else.
00:13:57Okay, what will it be?
00:14:01One waitress.
00:14:02No dressing.
00:14:06First time I heard that in about ten minutes.
00:14:10Clever.
00:14:12Clever? No.
00:14:14Cute a little.
00:14:17I'll get your check.
00:14:23She thinks I'm cute.
00:14:25No, she said a little cute.
00:14:27There's a difference.
00:14:29Hey, Barry, why don't you ask her out?
00:14:31Could be it.
00:14:33Here she comes.
00:14:36Here's your check.
00:14:39Look, Jocko, there's my number.
00:14:41Call me. I'm off Friday night.
00:14:47Bye.
00:14:52What can I say?
00:14:54When you got it, you got it.
00:15:03Bye.
00:15:27Hi.
00:15:29I'm glad you could come over.
00:15:31You see?
00:15:33I've been working extra hours here before I was shown.
00:15:36I saw you at the beach a couple of times, but I didn't say hello.
00:15:39I thought you'd still be mad at me.
00:15:42I'm not mad at you, Michael.
00:15:44We just see things differently.
00:15:46Anyway, I didn't ask you over for another argument.
00:15:49I wanted to know if you'd like to come with me
00:15:51to my aunt and uncle's pool party on Friday night.
00:15:55I'd love to come, Julianne, but frankly,
00:15:57I just don't think I could handle another date with you
00:15:59or I'm going to end up going home frustrated.
00:16:02Frustrated?
00:16:04I'm the one who's frustrated, Michael.
00:16:06All that matters to you is sex, isn't it?
00:16:09No, it's not all that matters, but it does matter.
00:16:14I'll see you around.
00:16:21Oh, and Julianne, I miss being with you.
00:16:29Bye.
00:16:47Still steering.
00:16:55Well, are you going to come in?
00:16:58In?
00:16:59Yeah.
00:17:00You mean into your apartment?
00:17:03Where else?
00:17:05Sure.
00:17:07Just one question.
00:17:09Yeah.
00:17:10Why'd you pick me?
00:17:15I don't know. You kind of remind me of my teddy bear.
00:17:20Jesus!
00:17:22Jesus Christ!
00:17:24You're going to wake the neighbors!
00:17:26Turn it off!
00:17:49So, uh, you have to return the car to your friends tonight?
00:17:52Don't worry about them.
00:17:54I've got a record on my little finger.
00:17:56Good, good.
00:17:59Well, if you'll excuse me, there's beer in the refrigerator.
00:18:02Go help yourself, okay? I'll be right back.
00:18:19Hi.
00:18:50My chair!
00:18:52Stupid!
00:19:01City morgue.
00:19:03Yeah, Joey, where's Michael?
00:19:05He's right here. Have you done it yet?
00:19:07I just got here. Get Michael, will you?
00:19:10Okay. It's him. He wants to talk to you.
00:19:13He hasn't done it yet.
00:19:16Where are you?
00:19:18I'm at her place. She's in the bathroom.
00:19:21Will you hurry up? We're tired of sitting here.
00:19:23That's why I called.
00:19:25I think she wants me to spend the night.
00:19:27That's just great, Barry.
00:19:29But I've got to be in the car when I drive home tonight.
00:19:32If my parents knew I had the car and loaned it to you, they'd kill me.
00:19:35Couldn't you come and pick it up? I'm only a block away.
00:19:38I could walk home later.
00:19:40Barry, if you're only a block away,
00:19:42can't you drop off the car and go back to her apartment?
00:19:45I can't. It would break the mood.
00:19:47Besides, I already told her I had the car for the night.
00:19:50Come on, Michael.
00:19:52Don't you remember our pact?
00:19:54Teamwork, strength in numbers, musketeer spirit?
00:19:57Okay. What's the street?
00:20:00You can't miss it. It's on the corner of Lincoln and Rose.
00:20:03It's the only house with your car parked in front of it, okay?
00:20:06I'll leave the keys under the doormat for you.
00:20:09Okay. And remember, have fun.
00:20:12I will.
00:20:18Well, one down and three to go.
00:20:21Lucky stiff.
00:20:33Hi.
00:20:37Hi.
00:20:41Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:48Um, were you on the phone?
00:20:51No, no, no.
00:20:54Yes, yes, I was.
00:20:56I called time. My watch stopped.
00:21:01But, uh, you're not wearing a watch.
00:21:04Right. I'm gonna set it when I get home.
00:21:07Oh, oh.
00:21:11Um, why don't you just relax, okay, and, uh...
00:21:15I gotta go pick up the car.
00:21:17Hey, wait a minute.
00:21:19You know, just because Barry's giving you the car back
00:21:22doesn't prove he's spending the night with her.
00:21:24What do you mean?
00:21:26I mean, knowing Barry,
00:21:28I wouldn't doubt it if he's just stalling there.
00:21:30And as soon as you take the car,
00:21:32she says good night, and he walks home.
00:21:34Hey, yeah, I'd like to find out if it's all bullshit.
00:21:38What do you say?
00:21:40Wanna have a little fun?
00:22:09Hey!
00:22:11All right, here we go.
00:22:17How long do you think he's gonna stay in this mood?
00:22:20Hey, Barry.
00:22:22Remember us? Your friends?
00:22:27I'm trying to forget.
00:22:29Geez, we put the fire out.
00:22:31That's for sure.
00:22:33Why don't you just call her back?
00:22:35I did.
00:22:37She said, up yours, jerk.
00:22:40Oh, come on. She's probably just teasing.
00:22:43Hey, where's that music coming from?
00:22:46Let's go check it out.
00:22:49You gonna come?
00:22:55Are we gonna have to take our clothes off, too?
00:22:57No way.
00:22:59When I go in the water, my dick shrivels to the size of a peanut.
00:23:02Don't flatter yourself, Scotty.
00:23:05Besides, we can't get there. You have to climb down a mountain.
00:23:08So how are we gonna see anything?
00:23:11I've got it all taken care of.
00:23:19What the hell is that?
00:23:21That, my dear boy, is the finest, rarest,
00:23:24most valuable optical instrument in existence in the world today.
00:23:28Why'd you steal it?
00:23:30I didn't steal it. I borrowed it from my dad.
00:23:33It's his prized possession.
00:23:36If he knew I even had it, he'd probably kill me.
00:23:41But it would be worth it.
00:23:43Well, come on. Let's go.
00:24:03Hey.
00:24:14Ain't got a nickel to my name
00:24:18If you looked like me, it would be the same
00:24:22For you
00:24:26Yes, it's true
00:24:30Come on, babe
00:24:33Won't you spare a dime or two?
00:24:40Yes
00:24:54God bless you, child.
00:24:57Thank you, ma'am.
00:25:03Hey, it's Little Barry Wonder.
00:25:05When are you gonna learn to play that thing?
00:25:07What for? Who needs talent when you got sympathy, huh?
00:25:14Asshole.
00:25:16Yeah, I sure feel sorry for you.
00:25:20No, look. We came to tell you some good news.
00:25:22You got me a record contract.
00:25:24No, no. Joey's gonna get laid this weekend.
00:25:26And I'm Jose Feliciano.
00:25:28No, this is no bullshit.
00:25:29He's decided to break into his piggy bank
00:25:31and invest his savings in his future.
00:25:35You mean a hooker?
00:25:38Hey.
00:25:57Your heart is in danger
00:26:01Lady, beware
00:26:04Don't talk to strangers
00:26:07Better take care
00:26:10An unprotected heart makes for easy prey
00:26:15One look in his eyes and he'll steal it away
00:26:22Lady Killer on the street tonight
00:26:27In the shadows of the neon lights
00:26:32Lady Killer got you in his sights
00:26:40He's gonna slay you tonight
00:26:52Traumatized neon, lust in his heart
00:26:58Gunning through world, stalks the dark
00:27:04Out there somewhere with his eye on you
00:27:09Waiting to strike when you least expect it to
00:27:15Lady Killer on the street tonight
00:27:20In the shadows of the neon lights
00:27:25Lady Killer got you in his sights
00:27:33He's gonna slay you tonight
00:27:37He likes his victims tender and young
00:27:43He loves to put a solid notch on his gun
00:27:48On his gun
00:27:59Did you take plenty of vitamin E?
00:28:01Forget about that
00:28:02You better bring along some protection
00:28:04What for? Nobody ever knocks up a hooker
00:28:06I know, but what about BD?
00:28:08Jesus, BD
00:28:18BD
00:28:39Well, this place is bound to have what we need
00:28:43Ready? Go!
00:28:48Go!
00:29:09You are disgusting
00:29:11Yeah, but I'm lovable
00:29:13Hey, check out those hunkers
00:29:18Hey, Barry, why don't you dye your hair blue
00:29:20and put a safety pin through your nose?
00:29:22It might improve your looks
00:29:23Why don't you put a safety pin through your lips?
00:29:34Wait a minute, I still smell something
00:29:37Don't look at me
00:29:38No, no, it smells like, uh, like perfume
00:29:42Yeah, and it's coming from Joey
00:29:44It's not perfume
00:29:47It's aftershave
00:29:49Great, Joey, but aren't you forgetting your own shave yet?
00:29:52Give him a break
00:29:53He's trying to smell nice for his new girlfriend
00:29:59Where are the hookers, anyway?
00:30:01Well, uh, they hang out all along here
00:30:04Hey, there's one over there
00:30:06Where?
00:30:07On the corner
00:30:08Pull over, pull over
00:30:11How do you know she's the hooker?
00:30:13I know, I know
00:30:15Hey, look at the way she's just standing there
00:30:16cracking the rhythm across her face
00:30:18Besides, she's wearing high heels
00:30:20They all wear high heels, it's like a trademark
00:30:23Hey, wait a minute, Julianne wears heels like that
00:30:25Well, maybe that's why you're not getting any
00:30:27Next time, try slipping her a 20
00:30:29Hey, man, why don't you watch it, Barry?
00:30:31I'm sorry, I was just trying to be funny
00:30:33Yeah, well, it wasn't funny
00:30:34She's pretty foxy for a hooker
00:30:36Like you said, nothing but the best
00:30:38Yeah, I don't know what to say to her
00:30:40Just ask her how much
00:30:41She'll know what you mean
00:30:43Okay
00:30:45Here's nothing
00:31:04Hi
00:31:05Hello
00:31:14Nice night
00:31:21How much?
00:31:23Oh, 85 cents
00:31:2685 cents?
00:31:27Wow, that's cheap
00:31:29Goes up to a dollar in October
00:31:31Oh, I'm glad I came early
00:31:44Boy, he must have really charmed her
00:31:46Cost you 50 bucks plus a room
00:31:4850 dollars?
00:31:50I don't have that much
00:31:52That's what it'll cost you, plus a room
00:31:55Okay, can you wait a second?
00:31:57I'll talk to my friend
00:32:00So?
00:32:01She says it's 50 bucks plus money for a room
00:32:03All I have is, I think, 25 dollars
00:32:07Yeah
00:32:08I got a dollar seventy-five
00:32:10I got four bucks
00:32:11I'm busted
00:32:14Offer her the money and see what she says
00:32:16Oh, let's just forget this
00:32:18Offer her the money
00:32:21Yeah
00:32:22All I have is 30 dollars
00:32:24Do you have a student rate or something?
00:32:26Sorry, kids, save up your allowance
00:32:28It's time to get next week
00:32:30Hey, Ralph, you're back to school
00:32:32Yeah, I'm back
00:32:33I'll see you tomorrow
00:32:34Okay
00:32:36Hey, Ralph, you're back from your trip
00:32:38Where's your camel?
00:32:41Let's have some fun
00:32:51Let's just forget this
00:32:53No way
00:32:54You're getting laid whether you like it or not
00:32:56Hey, hey, there's another one, pull over
00:33:00Stop, stop
00:33:02Um, excuse me, miss
00:33:04Um, are you a hooker?
00:33:07Hey, what are you talking about?
00:33:08No, no, it's my friend back here
00:33:12He wants a little action
00:33:15If you know what I mean
00:33:18I know what you mean
00:33:20How old are you?
00:33:2117
00:33:2223
00:33:23Yeah, and I'm Snow White
00:33:27Well, just think of him as one of your dwarves
00:33:30Hit the road, boys
00:33:32Hit the road, boys
00:33:34You're jailbaits
00:33:35Come on, you're a whore, aren't you?
00:33:38Hey, watch your fucking mouth
00:33:39Hey, get out
00:33:40You're talking to a lady
00:33:42Hey, hey, quick, get out of here, get out of here
00:33:47Man, talk about sensitive
00:34:03Hi, Wendy
00:34:05Hi, Michael
00:34:06How are you?
00:34:07Fine
00:34:08Hi, Julianne
00:34:09Hi
00:34:11How have you been?
00:34:12I've been fine
00:34:14Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to get together and do something tonight
00:34:17It's my parents' anniversary and I'm taking them out
00:34:20Well, tomorrow then
00:34:22Well, I'm working all day
00:34:24I'll see you tomorrow
00:34:25Okay
00:34:26Bye
00:34:27Bye
00:34:28Bye
00:34:29Bye
00:34:30I'm working all day
00:34:32Tomorrow night?
00:34:34I can't tomorrow night either, Michael
00:34:37What do you mean you can't?
00:34:38I can't
00:34:40I have another commitment and it wouldn't be fair to break it
00:34:43Listen, I think I get the idea
00:34:45Why don't you just give me a call when your schedule opens up, okay?
00:34:48Bye
00:34:58Come on, Wendy
00:34:59I'm so confused
00:35:01I don't know what to do
00:35:02What's going on between you two?
00:35:04I don't know
00:35:07I really care about Michael
00:35:10Well, then what's the problem?
00:35:11I'm just worried that sex is the only reason he's going out with me
00:35:15Have you two been doing it?
00:35:16No
00:35:18Not yet
00:35:20Well, then I don't understand
00:35:22I just like to feel that that's not the only reason he's interested in me
00:35:26Before we stopped seeing each other, that's all he ever talked about
00:35:29Michael must think you're something pretty special or he wouldn't have invested six months in you
00:35:35Face it, Julianne, he's a cute guy
00:35:38And there are a lot of girls who wouldn't wait more than one or two days to go to bed with him
00:35:42They haven't already
00:35:43Have you ever thought about seeing some other guys?
00:35:46I've done a lot more than think about it
00:35:49I have a date with Roger from the beach
00:35:52The lifeguard?
00:35:53Well, that's great
00:35:55He seems really nice
00:35:56I feel terrible
00:35:58Michael asked me out for tomorrow night
00:36:00And I had to say no because of Roger
00:36:02You know, it might not be a bad idea if you started seeing other guys
00:36:06You know, it might give you a better perspective on things
00:36:08Thanks, lady
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00:41:09Wow!
00:41:11This is a nice place
00:41:13It must be expensive
00:41:16I'm in show business
00:41:21Have a seat while I find a pair
00:41:23Sure
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00:42:36Wait! Oh!
00:42:40Hey! You forgot your card!
00:42:56Hi, this is Julianne.
00:42:58We're already out for the evening,
00:43:00but if you wait for the beep and leave a message,
00:43:02we'll return your call first thing tomorrow.
00:43:06See you later.
00:43:36Hello?
00:43:38Hello, is, uh, is Heidi there, please?
00:43:40This is Heidi. Is that...
00:43:42This is Michael, Chris' brother.
00:43:46Oh, hi, Michael.
00:43:48What a nice surprise.
00:43:50Look, I know this is short notice,
00:43:52but I was wondering if you might be free tomorrow night.
00:43:54Are you asking me out, Michael?
00:43:56Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:43:58Well, in that case,
00:44:00I'd love to.
00:44:02Uh, only there's a little problem.
00:44:04What?
00:44:06Well, my cousin is visiting from Minnesota,
00:44:08and, uh, she's leaving Sunday.
00:44:10So I should really spend some time with her, you know?
00:44:12Relatives.
00:44:14Well, how old is she?
00:44:16She just turned 16.
00:44:18Is she cute?
00:44:20Well, she seems a little naive, but she's cute.
00:44:22I've just got a great idea.
00:44:24Look, what if I bring three of my friends
00:44:26and you get a couple of your friends together,
00:44:28and we all go out tomorrow night and kind of have a party?
00:44:30Hmm.
00:44:32Well, you sure don't give a girl much notice,
00:44:34but I might be able to arrange something.
00:44:36Great.
00:44:38Can you get some booze?
00:44:40Yeah, I guess.
00:44:42Great. That'll make it a lot easier.
00:44:44My friends like to drink.
00:44:46Right.
00:44:48So I'll see you tomorrow, then.
00:44:50Great. Can't wait.
00:44:52Bye.
00:44:58All right, guys?
00:45:00What's up?
00:45:02Nobody can drink a bottle of ketchup.
00:45:04I'll believe it when I see it.
00:45:06Good year.
00:45:16There's no water.
00:45:18Here.
00:45:24Oh, no.
00:45:26He's drinking it.
00:45:28Here goes my money.
00:45:30Come on.
00:45:34He's gonna do it.
00:45:38That's radical.
00:45:40Sick.
00:45:52No one can drink a bottle of ketchup.
00:45:56Well, let's order a pizza.
00:46:10I'll get it.
00:46:12Very good.
00:46:14This is it.
00:46:16Get it.
00:46:18Yeah!
00:46:20Pass it.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:24Get it out here.
00:46:26Vegetable pizza.
00:46:28Come on!
00:46:30All right.
00:46:32So we get a little drive-thru.
00:46:34Wait.
00:46:36Come here.
00:46:40Come here.
00:46:48Nice try, pal.
00:46:50I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:46:52I'm gonna give your lovely little girlfriend
00:46:54a stuffed hippo
00:46:56because she's so sweet.
00:47:00I'm gonna name him
00:47:02Michael.
00:47:10No way.
00:47:12Who's winning?
00:47:14Come on.
00:47:16Here we go, Barry.
00:47:18You're gonna miss.
00:47:20Give it up.
00:47:22So where's my beer?
00:47:28I think I could learn
00:47:30to like warm beer.
00:47:32So where's the hard stuff anyway?
00:47:34Right here.
00:47:36217 proof.
00:47:40So let's get down
00:47:42to some serious partying.
00:47:50Ready?
00:47:52Yeah.
00:47:54I just hope they got a good sense of humor.
00:47:56I thought Heidi said
00:47:58you were from Indianapolis.
00:48:00No, Minneapolis.
00:48:02People always make that mistake.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:10All right, all right.
00:48:14They say nothing like a little bourbon
00:48:16to chase down your brewski, huh?
00:48:22Let me get this wig off that puppy.
00:48:26Do you even want a sip?
00:48:28Here you are.
00:48:30Excuse me a sec, okay?
00:48:36Don't. Is he sick?
00:48:38No, he's draining his veins.
00:49:06I don't know.
00:49:08Come on, Robin.
00:49:10You'll be surprised at how much
00:49:12friend you'll start having.
00:49:14Go for it.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:36Oh!
00:49:50My dick caught in my zipper!
00:49:52What do you want us to do about it?
00:49:54Help me!
00:49:56Help me!
00:50:00Come here, come here!
00:50:02Help me!
00:50:08Thank you.
00:50:16All right, everybody, so what do y'all want?
00:50:18Order me whatever you have.
00:50:20I'll eat anything.
00:50:22Where you going?
00:50:24To powder the neck.
00:50:26What?
00:50:28I'm coming. Me, too.
00:50:30I'm coming, too.
00:50:32Down, boy.
00:50:36He's so funny.
00:50:38What do you think?
00:50:40I think I'm in love.
00:50:42She's got everything I like in a girl.
00:50:44All tits and no brains.
00:50:46Yeah, she thinks you're funny, too.
00:50:48Like he said, no brains.
00:50:50Michael, what's with you?
00:50:54Nothing.
00:50:56Come on.
00:51:00So, what do you think?
00:51:02That bear is a little strange.
00:51:04Yeah.
00:51:06But he's so funny.
00:51:08So what do you think of Joey?
00:51:10Do you like him?
00:51:12I think he's adorable.
00:51:14Well, live it up, kid.
00:51:16It's your last night in Tinseltown.
00:51:18And that Michael's awfully quiet.
00:51:20I bet he's a real animal.
00:51:22Don't you think they're kind of young?
00:51:24So?
00:51:26What does that mean?
00:51:28That means you take full to my plate.
00:51:32How about a Jumbo Wally
00:51:34with everything except onions?
00:51:36You know it.
00:51:38And no pepperoni.
00:51:40I hate pepperoni.
00:51:44Hey, Joey, give me a brew.
00:51:46Oh, yeah. Me, too.
00:51:48Boy, the service around here is lousy.
00:51:52Can I help you?
00:51:58This has to be a nightmare.
00:52:04Sorry.
00:52:06Hey, can we have a Jumbo Wally
00:52:08with everything on it?
00:52:10No onions!
00:52:12And hold the pepperoni.
00:52:16I don't think she likes me anymore.
00:52:18Hey, Michael.
00:52:22Don't hold it too tight.
00:52:24Look at that asshole.
00:52:26He thinks he's hot shit.
00:52:30You can't let him out of your sight for a second.
00:52:32You should know.
00:52:34Hey, where are you going?
00:52:38Ready?
00:52:42Hey, John.
00:52:44Michael, what are you doing?
00:52:46Michael.
00:52:48What are you doing here?
00:52:50Um, Michael, this is Roger.
00:52:52Roger, Michael.
00:52:54Hi, kid.
00:52:56I thought you were busy.
00:52:58I am busy, Michael.
00:53:00Still your shot, Julianne.
00:53:02Is this your other commitment?
00:53:06Hi, Michael.
00:53:08We've all decided to go back to my place.
00:53:10Hurry back.
00:53:16So I see you've managed to occupy your evening.
00:53:18Yeah, I'm only out with her
00:53:20because your plans were too important to break.
00:53:22Michael, I don't want to talk about this here.
00:53:24Well, I do.
00:53:26Hey, kid, um, why don't you back off?
00:53:28We're just playing a game of pool.
00:53:30Well, screw your game.
00:53:32Hey, wimp.
00:53:34Don't make me get tough with you, all right?
00:53:38Hey, why don't you go take a flying fuck, okay?
00:53:40Michael!
00:53:42Are you all right?
00:53:44What do you care?
00:53:46Why don't you pick on somebody your own size, fuckface?
00:53:48Come on, Michael.
00:53:50I'll patch you up at my place.
00:54:04Hold still.
00:54:06It's starting to swell.
00:54:08I hope you're talking about his head.
00:54:10You quit to say that.
00:54:12You're so funny.
00:54:14Dude, you really showed that twinkie.
00:54:18Yeah, what'd you say that made him so mad?
00:54:20I don't want to talk about it.
00:54:22You're just full of surprises.
00:54:24Aren't you tired?
00:54:26Come on, the stuff's getting cold.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:30This isn't a jumbo wall-e.
00:54:32She gave me a little surprise,
00:54:34and now she's giving me a big surprise.
00:54:36This isn't a jumbo wall-e.
00:54:38She gave us a pepperoni pizza.
00:54:42I can't stand pepperoni.
00:54:44Great.
00:54:46That means there's more for everybody.
00:54:48No, thank you.
00:54:50I'm not hungry.
00:54:52It's good.
00:54:54You know what they say.
00:54:56The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
00:54:58I can think of a better route.
00:55:00You're too much.
00:55:06Come on.
00:55:18Come on, Michael.
00:55:20Let's go inside.
00:55:30Oh, God.
00:55:32You're so sexy.
00:55:34You smell so good.
00:55:38You're making me crazy.
00:55:40You're so funny.
00:55:48Let's go into the bedroom.
00:56:00Oops. Sorry.
00:56:02Wrong room.
00:56:20What's wrong?
00:56:22I can't do it.
00:56:24You can't do it?
00:56:26Not here. He's watching.
00:56:32My parents got divorced.
00:56:34I moved to Minnesota with my mother.
00:56:36Most every summer, though, I come here
00:56:38and visit Hottie for a couple of weeks.
00:56:40I have to go home tomorrow.
00:56:42It's pretty much my story.
00:56:44What do you think?
00:56:52It's exciting.
00:57:02What are you doing?
00:57:04I'm trying to undo this thing.
00:57:06The hook is in the front.
00:57:08Oh. Now you tell me.
00:57:12Wait a minute.
00:57:16Oh, sissy.
00:57:18Oh, Scotty.
00:57:22Oh, sissy.
00:57:24Oh, Scotty.
00:57:26Oh, sissy.
00:57:32Oh, Scotty.
00:57:34Oh, Scotty.
00:57:36Oh, Scotty.
00:57:38Oh, Scotty.
00:57:40Oh, Scotty.
00:57:42Oh, Scotty.
00:57:44Oh, Scotty.
00:57:46Oh, Scotty.
00:57:48Oh, Scotty.
00:57:50Oh, Scotty.
00:57:52Oh, Scotty.
00:57:54Oh, Scotty.
00:57:56Oh, Scotty.
00:57:58Oh, Scotty.
00:58:00Oh, Scotty.
00:58:02Oh, Scotty.
00:58:04Oh, Scotty.
00:58:06Oh, Scotty.
00:58:08Oh, Scotty.
00:58:10Oh, Scotty.
00:58:12Oh, Scotty.
00:58:14Oh, Scotty.
00:58:16Oh, Scotty.
00:58:18Oh, Scotty.
00:58:20Oh, Scotty.
00:58:22Oh, Scotty.
00:58:24Oh, Scotty.
00:58:26Oh, Scotty.
00:58:28...for a long conversation.
00:58:30You know, it's my damn fault for not having a spare.
00:58:35Thanks for the evening.
00:58:37I enjoyed the concert.
00:58:39But you don't have to hurry off.
00:58:41Why don't we sit here and talk for a while?
00:58:43I'm tired, Roger.
00:58:45I really should be going in.
00:58:47Tired?
00:58:49It's only midnight.
00:58:50I have to get up soon.
00:58:55Well, don't I at least get a kiss?
00:58:58What do you call that?
00:59:16What do you think you're doing?
00:59:17Well, what's it look like I'm doing?
00:59:18Well, you're not doing it with me.
00:59:20Don't play that game.
00:59:21You walk around in your skimpy bikini,
00:59:23in that gorgeous body of yours,
00:59:24in those tight little shorts,
00:59:26and when it comes down to it,
00:59:27you act like you're some goddamn virgin or something.
00:59:29Really.
00:59:32You fuck your boyfriend, so why don't you fuck me?
00:59:34Why don't you go fuck yourself?
00:59:36Come here, you little slut.
00:59:37Come here.
00:59:38Today's over, lifeguard.
00:59:42Holy shit.
00:59:44Can we talk this over?
00:59:45Turn him.
00:59:47Run.
00:59:48Oh, you little asshole.
00:59:50Goddamn it.
00:59:52Come back here, you little twit.
00:59:53Michael, be careful.
00:59:54Come here.
00:59:55Can't you take a joke?
00:59:56Get away.
00:59:57Come here.
00:59:59Come on.
01:00:00Michael.
01:00:01Come here.
01:00:02You don't want any blood all over your truck, do you?
01:00:05I got you now, you little twerp.
01:00:07Please, Roger, help me.
01:00:08Get me.
01:00:10Turn him over.
01:00:13Oh.
01:00:16Oh.
01:00:17Oh.
01:00:18Oh.
01:00:24I don't know if a million dreams ever come true.
01:00:29But with you, I'm a heartbeat away.
01:00:35This night will be our night.
01:00:41This time, it feels so right here in your heart.
01:00:50A lot of guys asked me out this summer.
01:00:53Most of them were real creeps.
01:00:55Tonight I went out with someone I thought was really nice.
01:00:58And he turned out to be creepier than any of them.
01:01:01Tell me about it.
01:01:05How's your head?
01:01:08I'll live.
01:01:13I'm sorry about the way I acted the night of the bowling alley, Julia.
01:01:20I have to admit I was pretty mad.
01:01:23But now that I think about it, I guess I'm kind of flattered.
01:01:29I realized something tonight, Julianne.
01:01:31What's that?
01:01:33That I love being with you.
01:01:37And having sex with you isn't so important that it should keep us from seeing each other.
01:01:44I want to wait till you're ready.
01:01:47I realized something too, Michael.
01:01:49What?
01:01:51That I never knew how lucky I was to have you as a boyfriend.
01:01:55You're different.
01:01:57You're a very special person.
01:02:00Not to mention good looking and sexy.
01:02:03Yeah, go ahead and mention it. I can take it.
01:02:10So what do you think?
01:02:13Would you like to see each other again?
01:02:16Yeah, I would.
01:02:18Great.
01:02:25Michael, did...
01:02:28Did you and Heidi...
01:02:31You know...
01:02:33No.
01:02:36I'm glad.
01:02:38Come on. I'll take you home.
01:03:09Well, this is it.
01:03:11Our last day of freedom.
01:03:13No more staying out late at night.
01:03:15No more spending all day at the beach.
01:03:17No more virginity.
01:03:19See, if I hadn't organized our little pack, we'd probably still be boys instead of men.
01:03:24Yeah, let's make another pack to screw all of you.
01:03:27Yeah, let's do it.
01:03:29Let's do it.
01:03:31Let's do it.
01:03:33Let's do it.
01:03:35Yeah, let's make another pack to screw all of cheerleaders this year.
01:03:39Huh?
01:03:43Hey, where were you last night? You missed a hell of a party.
01:03:46I had a party of my own.
01:03:48You and Julianne got back together?
01:03:50I don't know.
01:03:52How about you? Are you going to see Robin again?
01:03:54She'll be back.
01:03:56So you're going to keep in touch with Sissy and Babs?
01:03:58Sure. They're crazy about us.
01:04:00They're probably sitting at home right now by the phone waiting for us to call.
01:04:04Love them and leave them, I always say.
01:04:16Hey, punk!
01:04:20Last night you got off pretty easy.
01:04:21Next time you're not going to be so lucky.
01:04:25What a jerk.
01:04:36No way!
01:04:49The time is here again to leave it all behind.
01:04:53There's sun and surf and sand and a girl for every guy.
01:04:58And when these wheels are flying, it's the thrill we get tonight.
01:05:03Come on, get to ride and see.
01:05:09The time is here again, kick down the door and break out.
01:05:14We're tired of living clean, we're tired of living without.
01:05:18We're living in this big old world.
01:05:21Duty calls, now watch us go.
01:05:24What a price I have to pay.
01:05:27Nothing can stop us, nothing can move us, nothing's going to take us away.
01:05:32Temperatures high and they're coming on fire, there's nothing going to put out this flame.
01:05:37Girls, when you see us coming, you better not stay too near.
01:05:42Just a little tip for survival, you better stand back, get back, we're the men of the year.
01:05:48We're the men of the year.
01:05:54The time is here again, long days and endless nights.
01:05:59It's going to be clear this year, we're going to do it till we get it right.
01:06:04And when we get this feeling, it's the thrill we can't believe in.
01:06:10Come on, get to ride and see.
01:06:13Nothing can stop us, nothing can move us, nothing's going to take us away.
01:06:18Temperatures high and they're coming on fire, nothing's going to put out this flame.
01:06:23Girls, when you see us coming, you better not stay too near.
01:06:28Just a little tip for survival, you better stand back, get back, we're the men of the year.
01:06:36We're the men of the year.
01:06:38Hot wheels on the boulevard, hot days is what we've got.
01:06:43Hot thoughts have really got a hold on me.
01:06:45Hot girls have us in a whirl.
01:06:48Hot guys doing muscle curls.
01:06:50Hot times when...