• 3 months ago
Somewhere in the Detroit multiverse, Slim Shady has escaped his 2002 timeline and popped through a portal to terrorize 2 | dG1fV0NPanBXdUduT00
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00:00Hi, my name is Chicken Chicken Chicken Slim Sadie.
00:10We know who you are bro.
00:12Bro, cool story, but you know why I am?
00:16Huh?
00:17I'm back because you got your nuts tucked so tightly between your legs fucking Caitlyn
00:21Jenner would be jealous.
00:22Yo, are you just like allergic to not being an asshole?
00:25Say it with me now Marshall.
00:26I just don't give a fuck.
00:34Of course you don't, because you're a fucking cartoon character.
00:38You're like fucking Cartman family guy.
00:41It's like you can't be canceled.
00:43Every other week on TikTok, Gen Z discovers you on Monday and cancels me on Tuesday.
00:56Serious question, when did you start self-identifying as a little bitch?
01:01The fuck?

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