Lucky Girl. (1932 film)
The king of a tiny European country has a night out at the home of an English duke, falling in love with his daughter after being mistaken for a jewel thief.
Gene Gerrard ... Stephan Gregorovitch
Molly Lamont ... Lady Moira
Gus McNaughton ... Hudson E. Greener
Spencer Trevor ... Duke Hugo
Toni Edgar-Bruce ... Duchess Amelia (as Tonie Bruce)
Hal Gordon ... Police Constable
Frank Stanmore ... Mullins
Ian Fleming Ian Fleming ... Lord Henry
Cyril Smith ... Courtier
Lesley Wareing ... Lady Barbara
Directed by Gene Gerrard / Frank Miller
Gene Gerrard ... Stephan Gregorovitch
Molly Lamont ... Lady Moira
Gus McNaughton ... Hudson E. Greener
Spencer Trevor ... Duke Hugo
Toni Edgar-Bruce ... Duchess Amelia (as Tonie Bruce)
Hal Gordon ... Police Constable
Frank Stanmore ... Mullins
Ian Fleming Ian Fleming ... Lord Henry
Cyril Smith ... Courtier
Lesley Wareing ... Lady Barbara
Directed by Gene Gerrard / Frank Miller
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00:00:00Thank you very much.
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00:04:25Thank you very much.
00:04:45What is the trouble in the Balkans?
00:04:47We, the bodyguard of Your Majesty King Stefan of Karaslavia, are singing your praises.
00:04:53I thought it was a chorus of bookmakers defying the tote. You may go.
00:04:58Greener.
00:04:59Meaning me, Your Majesty?
00:05:08I know you're trying to help, but what have you been doing with this thing?
00:05:11It's too small now.
00:05:25You wear it, Greener.
00:05:27I thought I told you to go.
00:05:29Our place is by your royal side. There is always danger.
00:05:32Oh, that's all right.
00:05:33This is the celebrated efficiency expert, Mr. Hudson E. Greener of Boston, Mass.
00:05:36I've engaged him to balance the budget.
00:05:38Greener, lead on to the treasury.
00:05:41I think we need a flag day.
00:05:53Well, quite a day, Your Majesty.
00:05:55Don't call me Your Majesty here.
00:05:57I'm sick of being dressed up like a ventriloquist.
00:05:59It's up to you, King. Karaslavia is all yours.
00:06:01All right, don't rub it in.
00:06:03Karaslavia.
00:06:04The smallest country in Europe, half the size of a cemetery and twice as dead.
00:06:08And how?
00:06:10Well, you've engaged me as an efficiency expert to get you out of the biggest financial mess the country's ever got itself into.
00:06:19Gee, the exchequer's certainly very low.
00:06:22Low? We can't even raise the last sixpence to get the money box out.
00:06:25Well, something's got to be done, and in a big way.
00:06:27Well, I could tax the populace, but what would they use for money?
00:06:29Well, never stand for taxation.
00:06:30Nonsense, Greener. After all this loyal display.
00:06:32Loyal display nothing. They tell me that outside the city the people are in open revolt.
00:06:35What, both of them?
00:06:36Oh, cut the wisecracks. King, taxation's out.
00:06:39I suppose you're right, Greener. This isn't England.
00:06:41You know England, then?
00:06:42Know it? They tried hard to educate me there.
00:06:44When the war broke out, I joined up. I was sent east.
00:06:47The war over, I was left without a bean.
00:06:49Busted, broke, blistered and bewildered.
00:06:52I didn't return home, so I became a gigolo.
00:06:55Then one day, the royal family partook of a mess of mushrooms,
00:06:58and here I am, king of a country I don't even know.
00:07:01Oh, you might be able to sell the rights of that story.
00:07:05That's a snappy comeback.
00:07:07Say, these stones are real.
00:07:09Nonsense.
00:07:10I tell you, they are.
00:07:11I believe you're right.
00:07:12I know I'm right.
00:07:13Say, that stuff would sell for a whole heap of dough.
00:07:17Don't dare put such wicked thoughts into my head.
00:07:20You know a customer?
00:07:21There's always a customer for that stuff.
00:07:23But lifting crown jewels sounds unhealthy to me.
00:07:25You misunderstand my motives. They're purely patriotic.
00:07:28I'm not the only one who would misunderstand them.
00:07:31How much more like this have we got in the kitty?
00:07:33Plenty. There's the whole regalia.
00:07:35The whole regalia.
00:07:39Say, if any of this junk leaves the country,
00:07:42you'll be torn to pieces and used for hors d'oeuvres.
00:07:44Greener, I seem to see an ancient crest.
00:07:48Three brass balls.
00:07:51Brass balls.
00:08:12Bodyguard.
00:08:14Shut up.
00:08:16Pack the aspirins. The court leaves for London.
00:08:18One, two, three.
00:08:45A toast. To our king.
00:08:47To our king.
00:08:49And to our speedy return to Karoslavia.
00:08:52And when will that be, O Sago?
00:08:54Soon, little brother, soon.
00:09:02Karoslavia, Karoslavia.
00:09:05Karoslavia, Karoslavia.
00:09:08Karoslavia, Karoslavia.
00:09:12Karoslavia, Karoslavia.
00:09:17Hey, cut it out. The king's asleep.
00:09:33Your Majesty.
00:09:42Oh.
00:09:58I don't know where I was last night, Greener,
00:10:00but I don't think these teeth are my own.
00:10:02Drink this. You'll feel better.
00:10:12You sure you put the blue packet in first?
00:10:20Good Lord, don't I need a shave?
00:10:24Well, Your Majesty?
00:10:25No, I'm not well. I hate this place.
00:10:28I hate this hotel.
00:10:30So many servants about, they get in your hair.
00:10:33Karoslavia, Karoslavia.
00:10:37Oh, put a sock in it.
00:10:38But, Johnson.
00:10:39Oh, forget it. The king's getting restless. He's bored stiff.
00:10:42He's been cooped up in this hotel for two days,
00:10:44wants me to take him for a run.
00:10:45Impossible.
00:10:46He is here on a secret mission and has many enemies.
00:10:49Oh, well, you can't keep him kenneled up here much longer.
00:10:51Then what are his illustrious wishes?
00:10:53His illustrious wishes are to step out with a couple of dames
00:10:57and get benched.
00:10:59Come in.
00:11:08A gentleman to see you, sir.
00:11:09A gentleman?
00:11:10Can't be anybody I know.
00:11:11All right, let's have it.
00:11:17Mr. Eric Wicks-Mustard.
00:11:19Dear old Abdullah, can I see you a moment?
00:11:21Eric.
00:11:22Abdullah.
00:11:23Yes, Your Majesty.
00:11:24I'm here to see Mr. Wicks-Mustard.
00:11:26Can I see you a moment, Eric?
00:11:28Abdullah.
00:11:29All right, sure, I'm in.
00:11:38Hello!
00:11:39Well?
00:11:40I've come to see young Stefan Grigorevich.
00:11:42Haven't seen him since 1918.
00:11:44Dear old Abdullah.
00:11:46What's this, the Kinnamar Attendance Congress?
00:11:48You know, a friend of mine told me he saw Grigorevich come in here.
00:11:51Are you aware, sir, you're talking of His Majesty, King Stefan of Karaslavia?
00:11:55King Stefan?
00:11:56But when did this happen?
00:11:57A week ago.
00:11:58But his father, his brothers...
00:12:00Gone.
00:12:01Gone.
00:12:03But anyway, can I see the old blighter?
00:12:10Eric, well, this is a surprise.
00:12:12I'm so pleased to see you.
00:12:17Boys, boys, boys, please, try another wavelength.
00:12:20Your Majesty.
00:12:21I'm not Your Majesty to you.
00:12:22I'm still an old blighter.
00:12:24Oh, better still, what was the nickname you had for me?
00:12:26Abdullah.
00:12:27Abdullah.
00:12:28But I can't call a rating sovereign Abdullah.
00:12:30You were only a junior subaltern then.
00:12:32I'm only a very junior sovereign now.
00:12:34Half a sovereign.
00:12:35Being in the smallest country in the world and broke to the wide.
00:12:38The same old Abdullah.
00:12:39Still short, eh?
00:12:40Short?
00:12:41If I pull my socks up, I'd be blindfolded.
00:12:43This has got to be celebrated.
00:12:44Sargo.
00:12:45Wine.
00:12:46Oh, by the way, this is Mr. Hudson E. Greener.
00:12:48The E stands for efficiency.
00:12:51Come, Eric.
00:12:55Now then, where can we go tonight?
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57Greener will lend me $100 out of the road fund.
00:12:59Good enough.
00:13:00I know the place.
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:02We'll dine tonight with some bright young people.
00:13:03Pretty girls.
00:13:04You know the sort of thing.
00:13:05Yeah, he knows the sort of thing, but kings can't go places like that.
00:13:07No.
00:13:08No, but Mr. Abdullah can.
00:13:09Then that settles.
00:13:10Can I put a call through?
00:13:11I shouldn't think so, but try.
00:13:13Don't put the cup in your mouth, you'll get the wrong number.
00:13:15Say, who is this guy?
00:13:16His father's a lord.
00:13:17Oh, shut up.
00:13:18How does he live?
00:13:19Oh, the lord knows.
00:13:20Tewksbury 2222.
00:13:22No, no, no.
00:13:23Tewksbury 2222.
00:13:26No, no.
00:13:27Tewksbury 2222.
00:13:30He's playing trades.
00:13:35All right, Mullins, I'll take it.
00:13:38Hello?
00:13:39Is that you, darling?
00:13:40It's Eric.
00:13:41Oh, hello, darling.
00:13:42Oh, Eric.
00:13:43Shh.
00:13:46Barbara, he wants to bring a couple of boys along.
00:13:48Can he?
00:13:49Can he?
00:13:50Oh, can he?
00:13:51Shh.
00:13:52Well, of course, Eric.
00:13:53Wouldn't they like?
00:13:55Oh, young, strong, over the distemper.
00:13:59There's a Mr. Greener.
00:14:00He's an American.
00:14:01But he apologizes.
00:14:03And somebody very special, Mr. Abdullah.
00:14:07All right, we'll be there.
00:14:09Well, it's all fixed.
00:14:11Your Majesty is not averse to pretty women.
00:14:13Averse?
00:14:14I went to the same school as young Woodley.
00:14:17A toast.
00:14:19Mr. Abdullah.
00:14:23Well, here's to our sun-tanned sheep.
00:14:26What a shock if he's white.
00:14:28With a name like that, he'd be as black as the ace of spades.
00:14:31I don't care if he's tartan.
00:14:32It's a man.
00:14:33Oh, Barbara, you're rather mad.
00:14:35If he's an Arab, perhaps he won't wear any.
00:14:38What are you girls talking about?
00:14:41Ah.
00:14:45I'm sorry, darling.
00:14:47Oh, Maria, darling, that reminds me.
00:14:49Have you seen your father?
00:14:50His grace is in the ground, Your Grace.
00:14:52Oh, thank you, my lord.
00:15:00Come in.
00:15:02Come in here.
00:15:04Ah, Hugo.
00:15:06Do you want your stick, darling?
00:15:08There.
00:15:09It's all stuff and nonsense.
00:15:11Stuff and nonsense.
00:15:12What is?
00:15:13This fellow.
00:15:14What fellow?
00:15:15The fellow that Eric's invited.
00:15:16Who is the fellow?
00:15:17I haven't the slightest idea.
00:15:18Why can't a fellow tell a fellow who these fellows are?
00:15:21But, Hugo, darling.
00:15:23If a fellow asks a fellow to my house,
00:15:25tell him, Amelia, I want to know who the fellow is.
00:15:27Eric says he met him during the war.
00:15:29His name's Abdallah.
00:15:31Lord Henry, Your Grace.
00:15:33Hello, Amelia.
00:15:34Good evening.
00:15:35Henry, Henry, you've been in the East?
00:15:37Did you ever hear of a fellow called Abdallah?
00:15:39Look at the back of this fellow.
00:15:40Good heavens, yes.
00:15:41I had a servant of that name.
00:15:43Tell me it's Henry, sir.
00:15:45My dear fellow, there are hundreds of Abdallah's in the East.
00:15:46The names Commodore and Smith in England.
00:15:48Amelia's invited one at a time.
00:15:50Indeed, I have not.
00:15:51You have.
00:15:52I'm dashed if I look at his rope trick.
00:15:54What's the rope trick, Hugo?
00:15:56The fellow throws a rope up in the air.
00:15:58Somebody climbs up it, disappears.
00:16:00That ought to be worth seeing.
00:16:02Would be if you climbed up it.
00:16:05I don't suppose Eric would bring the fellow here
00:16:07if he were not presentable.
00:16:08I don't like it.
00:16:09Amelia is wearing her pearls.
00:16:11There have been several burglaries
00:16:13in the neighborhood lately.
00:16:14I don't like it.
00:16:15I don't like it.
00:16:27Here we are.
00:16:28You hop out.
00:16:29All right.
00:16:30I'll run her in.
00:16:31All right.
00:16:37All right.
00:16:39You step up to the house.
00:16:40Don't do anything until I get there.
00:16:41I'll be all right.
00:16:46All right, Mullins.
00:16:47I'll tell them.
00:16:48Thank you, sir.
00:16:49Hello there.
00:16:53Ah, there you are.
00:16:54Here we are.
00:16:56All right.
00:16:57I'll tell you when it's going to rain.
00:16:59Oh, the hat.
00:17:00Sorry.
00:17:01Charming.
00:17:02I'd better see the old boy first.
00:17:03The old boy?
00:17:04The Duke.
00:17:05The Duke?
00:17:06Oh, yes.
00:17:07Who else is here?
00:17:08The Duchess, Lady Moira, Lady Barbara,
00:17:10and possibly Lord Herring.
00:17:11All right.
00:17:12You go and tell them.
00:17:13Righty-ho.
00:17:16You see how it is?
00:17:17I was right about the incognito.
00:17:19I couldn't have used my own name in any case.
00:17:21Now, it seems they're all masquerading.
00:17:23How come?
00:17:24Well, you see, the old boy who runs the place
00:17:25calls himself the Duke.
00:17:26The old girl in charge of the till,
00:17:27perhaps she calls herself the Duchess.
00:17:29Then there's Lady Moira, Lady Barbara, Lord Henry.
00:17:32Prince of Denmark, the Emperor of Siam.
00:17:34Old King Cole and good King Wenceslas.
00:17:36My dear Greener, don't you realize
00:17:38the kind of place this is?
00:17:40Here.
00:17:45Oh, one of those places.
00:17:47Very good.
00:17:48Thanks.
00:17:49I remember once in Paris.
00:17:50All right, Greener.
00:17:52I've seen the postcards.
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:56Here comes Mr. Abdallah.
00:17:57Come on, girls.
00:17:58Make it oriental.
00:17:59That's an idea.
00:18:16What did I tell you, Greener?
00:18:18Oh, me for the one in the stand-daisy.
00:18:20Oh.
00:18:45Great Scott!
00:18:59Charming.
00:19:00May this unworthy camel welcome the illustrious Abdallah
00:19:02to this humble abode.
00:19:04And may this graceless hippopotamus prove
00:19:06worthy of so fair a greeting.
00:19:08And what is thy name, O son of the Prince of Denmark?
00:19:12And what is thy name, O son of the Prophet?
00:19:15Well, if it's that way, baby, call me Mustapha.
00:19:18Mustapha.
00:19:19Yes, Mustapha Peanut.
00:19:21Mr. Abdallah.
00:19:22Pardon me.
00:19:23The Duchess.
00:19:24Enchante de voir l'honneur.
00:19:26Demi, the fellow speaks Yiddish.
00:19:29My husband.
00:19:30Lord Hindley, Hamilton's husband, Cavendish Casco.
00:19:33Lady Moya, husband Hamilton, Cavendish Casco.
00:19:36And Lady Barbara, husband Hamilton, Cavendish Casco.
00:19:41Yes.
00:19:42Now I'll tell one.
00:19:44Shall we?
00:19:48This is Mr. Hudson E. Greener.
00:19:50What did he say?
00:19:51Sounded like Hudson's cleaner.
00:19:53Hudson's cleaner?
00:19:55Oh, yes, yes.
00:19:56I've heard of your soap.
00:19:58Say, you got me wrong.
00:19:59Soap?
00:20:00Nope.
00:20:01Soap?
00:20:02Nope.
00:20:03Soap?
00:20:04Nope.
00:20:05How do you do?
00:20:06Ah, shake, sister.
00:20:07Frozen mitt.
00:20:12Frozen mitt?
00:20:13Mitt?
00:20:14He means meat.
00:20:15He's abbreviating.
00:20:16Demi, he's calling her frozen mitt.
00:20:21So you're not a sheik, after all.
00:20:23A sheik?
00:20:24Mm, we expect someone out of the Arabian Nights.
00:20:26Sandals and flowing robes.
00:20:28Good Lord.
00:20:30Why do you call yourself Mr. Abdallah?
00:20:32Why do you call yourself Lady Moira?
00:20:34My name.
00:20:35I see.
00:20:36I'm more of your incognito than I am to mine.
00:20:38I don't understand.
00:20:41Don't you try.
00:20:43Try is my dear temper to shock.
00:20:45The fellow isn't an Arab at all.
00:20:46He's a European.
00:20:47Then what's he call himself Abdallah for?
00:20:49That's what I should like to know.
00:20:51And I'll swear I've seen him before somewhere.
00:20:53Where?
00:20:54I don't know.
00:20:55Think.
00:20:56Think.
00:20:57Now that's an idea.
00:20:58Say when.
00:20:59I said think.
00:21:00Think.
00:21:01All in good time.
00:21:02I'll sound him later.
00:21:03Out there, rather.
00:21:04I'd love to.
00:21:05Your Majesty.
00:21:06Excuse me.
00:21:13Your Majesty.
00:21:14Shut up, you fool.
00:21:15I want to tell you something.
00:21:16Well?
00:21:17You know, I think you're making a mistake about this place.
00:21:19Oh, nonsense.
00:21:20I'm sure you are.
00:21:21Why, have you had your ears boxed?
00:21:22Twice.
00:21:24Naughty, naughty.
00:21:26Oh, bad boy.
00:21:29Bad boy.
00:21:32The old lady's had a couple.
00:21:34Greener.
00:21:35In a show like this, we are bound to get split up.
00:21:37It's just as well if we have somewhere where we can meet and, uh, slip away together.
00:21:41Now, shall we say, uh, outside the garage at four o'clock?
00:21:43OK.
00:21:44I'm a fast worker.
00:21:45Oh, and Greener.
00:21:46Keep your eye off the little one that calls herself Lady Moira.
00:21:48She's mine.
00:21:49How about me?
00:21:50I've left you the old lady.
00:21:51Thanks.
00:21:52I hope I'll be too busy for that.
00:21:53Too busy?
00:21:54Sure.
00:21:55I might be able to pull off a deal here.
00:21:56A deal?
00:21:57Sure.
00:21:58I've got some of the crown jewels in my pocket.
00:21:59Greener, what have you done with a throne?
00:22:01The crown jewels in a place like this?
00:22:03Certainly.
00:22:04Mixed business with pleasure.
00:22:05The old padroni looks safe.
00:22:06Greener, I'm afraid you're going to spoil a very good party.
00:22:09I know my beans.
00:22:10What's my job anyway?
00:22:12Well, well, there you are.
00:22:14Have a nut.
00:22:15Nope.
00:22:16Well, perhaps I'm in wrong.
00:22:17Guess you're making a whole heap of dough out of this place.
00:22:19A whole heap of dough?
00:22:20Yep.
00:22:21Yep.
00:22:22Nope.
00:22:23Nope.
00:22:24Nope.
00:22:25Nope.
00:22:26Nope.
00:22:27Nope.
00:22:28Nope.
00:22:29Nope.
00:22:30Nope.
00:22:31Nope.
00:22:33Nope.
00:22:34Nope.
00:22:35Nope.
00:22:36Nope.
00:22:37Nope.
00:22:38Nope.
00:22:39Nope.
00:22:40Nope.
00:22:41Nope.
00:22:48Beautiful.
00:22:49Chic.
00:22:51Your servant, mademoiselle.
00:22:53Tell me, why are you out here and alone?
00:22:55With peaceful afterfather.
00:22:57Father?
00:22:58Oh, oh, the duke.
00:23:00He's a quaint old bird, isn't he?
00:23:02You know, I can never tell whether he's annoyed or adenoid.
00:23:06Don't stop playing, please.
00:23:12Who are you really?
00:23:13Oh, less than the dust beneath your Daimler wheels, but I'm not a sheep.
00:23:17You're not an Arab, are you?
00:23:18Oh, I gallop to reassure you I'm not an Arab.
00:23:21Why speak of me? Let's talk about something more interesting.
00:23:24You, for instance.
00:23:26You know, you're the kind of girl who gets more beautiful every day.
00:23:29You flatter me, kind sir, she said.
00:23:32Well, every other day.
00:23:34Do you sing?
00:23:36Sometimes. In my bath.
00:23:38Mm-hmm. Lock-broken, huh?
00:23:40Oh, you do say the most ridiculous things.
00:23:44Yes, don't I?
00:23:46You know, I can't quite understand you.
00:23:48No?
00:23:49Why did Mr. Greener call you Your Majesty?
00:23:52Oh, did he?
00:23:53Mm.
00:23:54Oh, just his fun, you know.
00:23:57It's not much fun in being a king these days.
00:24:00No, I'm finding that out.
00:24:02I mean, I'll find that out.
00:24:05Unless your kingdom is some beautiful, out-of-the-way coral island,
00:24:09where no one would ever find you.
00:24:11I know an island just like that.
00:24:13No one to worry you?
00:24:15I have it all to myself.
00:24:20Tell me.
00:24:22I know an island
00:24:24And it is my land
00:24:26All my own
00:24:28Where I am all alone
00:24:30You'd never find it
00:24:33And so you might as well
00:24:36I'll try, I'll tell you why
00:24:39Where there's never any noise or rhyme
00:24:44No one more than I enjoys the quiet
00:24:49No church bells ring on Sunday morning
00:24:57There's no need to worry
00:24:59There's no need to hurry
00:25:02In this island of mine
00:25:04It's just divine
00:25:06It's full of music
00:25:09That's not exaggerated
00:25:12As syncopated jazz
00:25:15Very, very cute
00:25:17This island may seem
00:25:20But then it's only just a daydream
00:25:24This little island of mine
00:25:30Mr. Abdullah!
00:25:37Mr. Abdullah!
00:25:39Yes?
00:25:40I think we've met before.
00:25:42Oh? Where have you been?
00:25:44I was ambassador in Constantinople, you know.
00:25:46I don't know. Why should I?
00:25:48Coming from the east. I thought you might.
00:25:51Well, the east is rather a large place now.
00:25:53You know Constantinople?
00:25:55Oh, yes, quite well.
00:25:56I should like to talk to you in Arabic.
00:25:58Why? Isn't my English good enough?
00:26:00Turkish, then. I speak Turkish equally well.
00:26:03To his great delight.
00:26:05Come on. Cocktails.
00:26:07Pardon me. The buffet's calling.
00:26:09Come along, Maura.
00:26:17Hello, you two. How's everything?
00:26:19You're off, Maura.
00:26:20Lord Henry's mistaken Mr. Abdullah for a terrible Turk.
00:26:23Think I should come in wearing a bath towel
00:26:25and juggling with a couple of loofahs?
00:26:27Abdullah and I gave the Turks what for in response,
00:26:29didn't we, old boy?
00:26:31Now they're both lying.
00:26:33A police officer to see you, Your Grace.
00:26:35Police officer? Excuse me.
00:26:37Delighted.
00:26:38That goes for me, too.
00:26:40Monkey nuts! Monkey nuts!
00:26:42Monkey nuts! Monkey nuts!
00:26:46Monkey nuts! Monkey nuts!
00:26:48Monkey nuts all over the carpet!
00:26:50Evening, Your Grace.
00:26:51Yes, I'll take a couple of tickets.
00:26:53Tickets?
00:26:54Police minstrels.
00:26:55I bother.
00:26:56Why?
00:26:57I haven't come to sell tickets, Your Grace.
00:26:58It's something more important.
00:26:59Poachers began.
00:27:00Now, Your Grace.
00:27:01Don't argue with me. It's poachers.
00:27:03But it isn't poachers, Your Grace.
00:27:04Then why the devil didn't you say so before?
00:27:06I've come to warn you.
00:27:08I'll put...
00:27:10Last night there was an attempted burglary.
00:27:12Where?
00:27:13At Lady Grey's.
00:27:14From deductions I have made,
00:27:16I reckon the miscreants are still lurking in the neighborhood.
00:27:19It behoves you, Your Grace, to keep a good lookout.
00:27:21I've seen one of them.
00:27:22One of the burglars?
00:27:23Round glasses, criminal face, sinister beard.
00:27:26Oh, that'll be the new Vicky, Your Grace.
00:27:28We are of the opinion that they may make an attempt here.
00:27:32Sure?
00:27:33A Grace's jewels, you know.
00:27:35A Grace's jewels?
00:27:37They wouldn't dare.
00:27:38Dare?
00:27:39These is not ordinary crooks, Your Grace.
00:27:41These?
00:27:42How many are there?
00:27:43Two, Your Grace.
00:27:44Nick the Greek and the Broadway Babe.
00:27:46Broadway Babe?
00:27:48Would he say yes?
00:27:49No?
00:27:50So?
00:27:51Met?
00:27:52Of course he would, Your Grace.
00:27:56That.
00:27:57That.
00:27:58Did you see that?
00:27:59Yes, sir.
00:28:00Have you a description of them?
00:28:01Yes, he are, Your Grace.
00:28:02Nick the Greek Zouave.
00:28:05Zouave?
00:28:06Well, that's what it says here.
00:28:07Let me look.
00:28:09Zouave.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:11Tall, dark, good-looking, elegant.
00:28:13What would happen if we caught them red-handed?
00:28:15Red-handed?
00:28:16Oh, it'll be a rare feather in my cap, Your Grace.
00:28:19That.
00:28:20You're going to be an Indian chief.
00:28:24Control.
00:28:25Control.
00:28:26Control.
00:28:27You're right, sir.
00:28:28We've got to get them red-handed.
00:28:29Red-handed?
00:28:30Yes.
00:28:31Red-handed?
00:28:32Red-handed.
00:28:33That's all right.
00:28:34You go now.
00:28:35That's it.
00:28:36Control.
00:28:37Red-handed.
00:28:38Control.
00:28:48Red-handed.
00:28:49Red-handed.
00:28:50Aren't you just where you live?
00:28:52Control.
00:28:53Control.
00:28:54Now tell me, how's the soap getting on?
00:28:56Soap?
00:28:57Paying big dividends, eh?
00:28:58Oh, oh, tremendous.
00:28:59Guess you ain't doing so badly, sir.
00:29:01What?
00:29:02No, I'm not doing so badly.
00:29:03Good.
00:29:04We might do a deal.
00:29:05A deal?
00:29:08A deal.
00:29:26Say, Luc.
00:29:27Is your heart good?
00:29:28Ah.
00:29:29Well, take a peek at these.
00:29:30Brazilians are the first boarder.
00:29:31Now is your chance before the tide goes out.
00:29:34Control.
00:29:35Control.
00:29:36Do you want to sell it?
00:29:37On the quiet ante.
00:29:39Got any pearls?
00:29:40Sure.
00:29:41Got it.
00:29:42Could you get them tonight?
00:29:43Yeah, I can get them tonight.
00:29:44Control, red-handed.
00:29:45Red-handed.
00:29:46Huh?
00:29:47We can do a deal.
00:29:48A deal.
00:29:49You promise you won't run away?
00:29:51I'll park myself at this little old boy.
00:29:53You park yourself.
00:29:54No, I'm not.
00:29:54Ah!
00:29:55Come!
00:29:55Mm!
00:29:56Mm!
00:29:56Mm!
00:29:57Pretty paw.
00:29:58Pretty paw.
00:29:58Pretty paw.
00:29:59Pretty paw.
00:29:59Come along, girls.
00:30:00Now, find the lady.
00:30:02Surely it wouldn't be that one, would it?
00:30:05Doesn't know the first thing about anybody.
00:30:06Now, girls, now, where is the lady?
00:30:08The one with the turned-up corner.
00:30:10Oh!
00:30:12You won't find her this time.
00:30:13Yeah, won't I?
00:30:13I've found her.
00:30:14Come on.
00:30:16I found her.
00:30:16I found her.
00:30:17They're not all together.
00:30:18Not one of them.
00:30:20So I can make an excellent card-sharper.
00:30:23If you had no cards.
00:30:25Hello.
00:30:26This is my friend Green, who's been here.
00:30:28He's rather peculiar, isn't he?
00:30:30He is rather.
00:30:31He's a secret peanut-eater.
00:30:33Secret?
00:30:34Yes, very secret.
00:30:36He goes gathering nuts in May, June, July, August,
00:30:38September, October, and no wonder.
00:30:42You going to play something?
00:30:42No, you play.
00:30:44Well, we'll both play.
00:30:45We shall play, uh, Nellie Bly.
00:30:46Hmm?
00:30:47All right.
00:30:47Come along.
00:30:48As Auntie Grandma used to.
00:30:55I don't think Barbara likes Nellie Bly.
00:30:58What shall we have now?
00:30:58Lay your head on my shoulder, Daddy.
00:31:00Oh, I say, when does this lease expire?
00:31:02There's no vacant position.
00:31:04Well, if you never try, you'll never get anywhere.
00:31:13Faint heart never won, fair lady, we are told.
00:31:17No one will ever doubt it.
00:31:21Now that I love someone, I don't feel so bold.
00:31:25Don't know what to do about it.
00:31:29Though you're the only one I care for and flare for,
00:31:35I'm scared for.
00:31:39If I begin to try to win your heart,
00:31:46I'd start for nothing.
00:31:50Though you would give, it's true, we'd live and thrive.
00:31:56But I've got nothing.
00:32:00So I must climb up high to climb above, dear.
00:32:05The mild and meek, and I do seek your love, dear.
00:32:11And then, someday, that's when you'll say,
00:32:16I'll fall for all or nothing.
00:32:23I half made that.
00:32:24Barely.
00:32:29All right, then?
00:32:30I've got something important to tell you.
00:32:32Wait.
00:32:33I've remembered who the fellow is.
00:32:34What, the Abdullah fellow?
00:32:35Yes.
00:32:36His name's Stefan Grigorovich, believed
00:32:38to be quite well-connected.
00:32:39They said in Constant that he was the prince of something,
00:32:42but actually, he was a sort of gigolo in the casino.
00:32:44Then he disappeared.
00:32:46Now, I'll tell you something about him.
00:32:48This fellow is after Emilia's pearls.
00:32:50What?
00:32:51Yes, his real name is Nick the Greek, the famous jewel thief.
00:32:53That's nonsense, Hugo.
00:32:54He and Eric were in the war together.
00:32:56No, no, that wasn't this fellow.
00:32:58That was Abdullah.
00:32:59This fellow's heard about Abdullah,
00:33:00and he's impersonating the fellow to take in Eric
00:33:03and get the pearls.
00:33:04He thinks he'll get them after we've all gone to bed.
00:33:06You mean break in?
00:33:07Of course.
00:33:08Hugo, why not make them stay the night?
00:33:11Then we could keep our eyes on them.
00:33:12And get them right-handed, right-handed.
00:33:15Right-handed, yes.
00:33:16Better warn the police.
00:33:17Police?
00:33:18I'm going to be my own police.
00:33:20I'll take away powder with him.
00:33:23Come on, you two.
00:33:24What is it?
00:33:25I've got a great idea.
00:33:27You're treated gently.
00:33:28It's in a strange place.
00:33:29What is it?
00:33:30Let's all play hide and seek.
00:33:31Great.
00:33:32We'll hide, you seek.
00:33:33Oh, but Barbie and I can't.
00:33:34You thought wrong.
00:33:35Go on, face the wall, everybody.
00:33:36Barbie, go on.
00:33:37You.
00:33:38Go on.
00:33:39Where's my Mr. Greener?
00:33:41Where is Greener?
00:33:42Oh, come along.
00:33:45Now, count 20, everybody.
00:33:47No, no, no, 30.
00:33:49Slowly.
00:33:53Hello.
00:33:54Aren't you two taking part?
00:33:55Oh, yes.
00:33:56We are taking a big part.
00:33:58That's right.
00:33:58Don't get us too soon.
00:34:01Do you hear that?
00:34:02Come for clever brigade.
00:34:09What are you going to do?
00:34:11Let's get up on the wall.
00:34:12But how?
00:34:13Oh, you leave that to me.
00:34:15Athletic.
00:34:16You look the kind of man that would spring out of bed
00:34:18in the morning between a game of hide and seek.
00:34:21Not me.
00:34:22Too many in one bed.
00:34:31Come on, Barbara.
00:34:39You and I must search together, Mr. Greener.
00:34:42OK with me, sister.
00:34:44Oh, you know, you do so remind me of Fido.
00:34:48You do so remind me of Fido.
00:34:50Such a boisterous little thing.
00:34:52Oh, well.
00:34:57It's a plot, plot.
00:34:58He's trying to fascinate her.
00:35:00Has been all evening.
00:35:01I know Amelia.
00:35:02She'll swoon.
00:35:03Then he'll grab the pearls.
00:35:04Come on.
00:35:05No, you follow him.
00:35:06I'll trail the other one.
00:35:08Great stuff, this hide and seek.
00:35:10Is it?
00:35:11Well, isn't it?
00:35:12Oh, better still.
00:35:13The haystack.
00:35:14We look for needles.
00:35:18Come on.
00:35:29Come on, old man.
00:35:35Come along.
00:35:36I found a soft couch.
00:35:42I have.
00:35:45Oh, I have.
00:35:48Very lightly boiled.
00:35:54Well, come along.
00:35:55Come over.
00:35:56You're out of bounds.
00:35:57That's cheating.
00:35:59I don't mind.
00:36:00It gets me what I want.
00:36:02Oh, you always get what you want.
00:36:04I'm a man of iron will.
00:36:06I can eat one salted almond and then stop.
00:36:09I hope you don't get all you want by cheating and false pretenses.
00:36:12Oh, that depends how much I want it.
00:36:14Control.
00:36:15Control.
00:36:16Control.
00:36:19Do you believe in love at first sight?
00:36:21Love with me is an inspiration.
00:36:23Oh, with me it's an institution.
00:36:28In case I never see you again.
00:36:30In case you never see me again.
00:36:41So you are a Turk after all.
00:36:43I don't understand.
00:36:44Don't you?
00:36:47Myra.
00:36:48Myra.
00:36:56Your mystery of Dunner and Moyer seems to be getting along charmingly together.
00:37:00Yeah, you wait till he gets into top gear.
00:37:13They can smash and grab as much as they like.
00:37:16They won't get away in that car.
00:37:18But someone's sure to give them a lift.
00:37:20I fixed that too.
00:37:21Plugs?
00:37:22Mine.
00:37:34Greta, we're going.
00:37:35But I lost the map.
00:37:36We're leaving immediately.
00:37:37Yes, immediately.
00:37:40All right, I'll go and get the car.
00:37:42Well, isn't that what you said?
00:37:44My hat and coat, please.
00:37:45Sir.
00:37:46And Mr. Greeners.
00:37:47Yes, sir.
00:37:48Ladies, I thank you for an original and instructive evening.
00:37:50Good night.
00:37:58Say, listen.
00:37:59Don't argue, Green.
00:38:00I tell you we are going.
00:38:01I'm afraid not.
00:38:02The car's messed up.
00:38:03What?
00:38:04Well, perhaps it's a baby arse in an umbrella stand.
00:38:09I hope you're catching it somewhere, Greta.
00:38:12If this is a joke, it's a damned unfunny one.
00:38:14What?
00:38:15What's the matter?
00:38:16Someone's messed up the car.
00:38:17Yes, someone.
00:38:18Oh, but you don't suggest...
00:38:19I don't suggest anything.
00:38:20I merely know the car's been tampered with
00:38:21and we are miles from London.
00:38:26Well, I'm going.
00:38:27I'm going.
00:38:28I'm going.
00:38:29I'm going.
00:38:30I'm going.
00:38:31I'm going.
00:38:32I'm going.
00:38:33Well, you'll have to stay here the night.
00:38:35Daddy, they can borrow your car.
00:38:37That's broken down, too.
00:38:38I see.
00:38:39I suppose the cat's had kittens in the carburettor.
00:38:41Oh, there, there, there, Mr. Abdallah.
00:38:43Mullins will arrange rooms for you.
00:38:46I much regret, Lady Moyer,
00:38:48that in the circumstances
00:38:50we shall have to force ourselves upon you for a little...
00:39:03Anything to report?
00:39:04No, Your Majesty.
00:39:05Why the devil not?
00:39:06To your posts.
00:39:07Allow no one to leave the house.
00:39:33BELL TOLLING
00:40:03THUMPING
00:40:18SINGING
00:40:30THUDDING
00:40:33PHONE VIBRATING
00:40:46KNOCKING
00:40:47Weiner.
00:40:48Weiner.
00:40:49You're too late.
00:40:50It's empty.
00:40:51There's something fishy going on here.
00:40:52I've just had a visitor in my bedroom window.
00:40:54Where is she now?
00:40:55Don't be a fool.
00:40:56This is a man.
00:40:57Two men.
00:40:58I startled them.
00:40:59They rushed across the lawn.
00:41:00They've left their ladder.
00:41:01That may be useful.
00:41:03I'll let you.
00:41:04They're in the grounds.
00:41:14Get out!
00:41:17Weiner, come here, you blithering idiot.
00:41:20Never do a thing like that.
00:41:21I'm worried about this affair.
00:41:22Oh, worried nothing.
00:41:23You're safer here than home.
00:41:24Why, what do you mean?
00:41:25Well, this is England.
00:41:26Back in that Balkan dump of yours,
00:41:27you'd have had 15 assassination parties by this time.
00:41:29Oh, nonsense.
00:41:30Oh, nonsense, my Aunt Fanny.
00:41:31Compare to Karaslavi, Chicago's a health resort.
00:41:33Oh, let's get a drink.
00:41:34That's the first sensible remark you've made since we arrived.
00:41:48And another thing.
00:41:49Not only was the car tempered with,
00:41:51there wasn't a drain of petrol in the tank.
00:41:53I thought those cocktails tasted funny, Greta.
00:41:55We'll stick to whiskeys and sodas.
00:41:57Say when.
00:41:58I'm speechless.
00:41:59Yes, you will be.
00:42:01Weiner, I think your chewing gum's on fire.
00:42:05Who's that?
00:42:06Oh, it's nobody.
00:42:07Somebody with him.
00:42:31Good heavens.
00:42:32Good morning.
00:42:33Good night.
00:42:34Well, that's another day gone.
00:42:35You want something?
00:42:36No.
00:42:37I couldn't sleep.
00:42:38Nor I.
00:42:39Four brown eyes with not a single wink.
00:42:42Who's that playing piano?
00:42:44It's Greener.
00:42:45He's doing his homework.
00:42:46Oh, I'm sorry.
00:42:47Perhaps it's I who should be sorry.
00:42:49You regret or regret nothing?
00:42:51I'm sorry.
00:42:52I'm sorry.
00:42:53I'm sorry.
00:42:54I'm sorry.
00:42:55I'm sorry.
00:42:56I'm sorry.
00:42:57I'm sorry.
00:42:58I'm sorry.
00:42:59I'm sorry.
00:43:00You regret your conduct?
00:43:01Well, not the kiss, if that's what you mean.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04Only my method of obtaining it.
00:43:06Moira, I'm not quite the sort of person you think.
00:43:09I'm not quite sure what to think.
00:43:11Then don't.
00:43:13Are you regretting anything?
00:43:14Yes.
00:43:15Your Turkish technique.
00:43:18Only the technique?
00:43:21If there is so bad, I'm willing to learn.
00:43:23Good night.
00:43:24Just good night.
00:43:26Good night.
00:43:28Good night what?
00:43:30Good night, Devon.
00:43:33Good night, Moira.
00:43:40Good night.
00:43:48That clock cuckoo's now.
00:43:50I'll go cuckoo too.
00:43:58I must go.
00:44:00Yeah, this costume might be a little difficult to explain.
00:44:02Why?
00:44:03Who's to see?
00:44:04Someone might be peeping around.
00:44:06Well, that shows their jolly good taste, doesn't it, Moira?
00:44:09Let them peep.
00:44:10Shall we?
00:44:13All my life, in any time, in any lane or street,
00:44:20I've been peeping round the corners,
00:44:24and wondering whom I'll meet,
00:44:29until at last I saw you, dear,
00:44:32on one delightful night.
00:44:36You were peeping round the corners,
00:44:39then vanishing out of sight.
00:44:43And since that day I've waited,
00:44:47and waited not in vain,
00:44:51for now you see what fate did,
00:44:54I've met you again.
00:44:57And now that we're together, dear,
00:45:01what do you think I want to do?
00:45:05Just go peeping round the corners,
00:45:09all over the world with you.
00:45:19Well, Moira, you see how you've left me?
00:45:22Hello, hello, what's the trouble?
00:45:24Is anything wrong?
00:45:25Wrong, Greener.
00:45:26I've fallen for the most beautiful girl.
00:45:29Surrounded.
00:45:30This is serious.
00:45:31Shall I phone your bodyguard and see what they say?
00:45:33Yeah, I know what they'll say.
00:45:34Curtis, love your girl.
00:45:36We'll get away without music.
00:45:37Yeah, but these folks will stop us.
00:45:38That'll cause a scandal.
00:45:39You can't afford scandal.
00:45:40I know.
00:45:41If I'm caught in this aviary,
00:45:42my photograph will be in the feathered world.
00:45:44What's that?
00:45:45Someone putting a key in the door.
00:45:47Now's our chance.
00:45:48Sure.
00:45:49First let them pass in,
00:45:50then we'll pass out.
00:45:51We'll pass out, all right.
00:45:52Quick, the armor.
00:45:53The armor, that's the stuff.
00:45:56Ah, costumed by the Gaslight and Coke Company.
00:46:01Greener, this is a clinking good suit.
00:46:07Stand still.
00:46:08I can't.
00:46:09I'm half-tanned.
00:46:14It was the Duke's idea
00:46:15to capture these fellows single-handedly.
00:46:18But I thought it was well to have you here
00:46:19in case we need help.
00:46:20And what I see
00:46:21is a little help's worth a spot of whiskey, eh?
00:46:23Well, if you're so kind, my lord,
00:46:24I won't say no.
00:46:25Thank you, sir.
00:46:31Did you hear anything?
00:46:32Sounds like dustbins rattling, sir.
00:46:34Well, who could rattle them?
00:46:35Very likely a cat.
00:46:36Whoa, whoa.
00:46:37We haven't got a cat.
00:46:38Meow.
00:46:39It must be the dog.
00:46:44What is that?
00:46:45I don't know.
00:46:46What is that?
00:46:47Must be a dog or a cat.
00:46:49Meow.
00:46:50Who?
00:46:51Perhaps it's the echo.
00:46:52The echo?
00:46:53Yes, wonderful echo this room's got.
00:46:55If you stand in a certain place...
00:46:58Here, you see.
00:47:00Hello.
00:47:01Hello.
00:47:02Hello.
00:47:03Hello.
00:47:06Marvelous.
00:47:07Wonderful.
00:47:09Yes, wonderful old place this.
00:47:11Echoes, secret passages.
00:47:13Secret passages?
00:47:14Now, what about that drink?
00:47:19Hello.
00:47:22Hello.
00:47:26Hello.
00:47:27Sorry you're in trouble.
00:47:30Woof, woof.
00:47:44Greener, Greener, quick.
00:47:46Greener, get me out of this thing.
00:47:50I'll never wear a ready-made suit again.
00:47:52I'll have to get the village blacksmith.
00:47:54Oh, you'll find him under the chestnut tree
00:47:56with large and swollen glands.
00:48:01Oh, Greener, this is too bad.
00:48:02What?
00:48:03You got me six and a half and I ordered sevens.
00:48:05I'll never kiss a girl in her sleep again.
00:48:07You'll have to leave it as it is.
00:48:08We're locked in.
00:48:09Yeah, well, so am I.
00:48:10Give me a hand with this, will you?
00:48:11Come on.
00:48:13Come on.
00:48:16No, knock it, knock it, knock it.
00:48:21Oh, come on.
00:48:24No, it's no good.
00:48:25It's no good, we'll have to leave it.
00:48:32Greener, the ladder upstairs, come on.
00:48:37You take the high road, I'll take the low road.
00:48:39Have you got the jewels?
00:48:40Yep.
00:48:41Well, hang on to them, otherwise we'll be going back
00:48:42to the place where I'll be on the top of me midday.
00:49:00Amelia's pearls.
00:49:01Hold up.
00:49:02Gee.
00:49:07One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:49:09Oh.
00:49:10Ha!
00:49:11He's missed the last turn.
00:49:12Ha!
00:49:13Where did he do me, Lord?
00:49:14Wine cellar.
00:49:15Can he get out?
00:49:16I shouldn't think so.
00:49:17Although there's a maze of passages,
00:49:18one of them leads to the grounds.
00:49:19But no one's ever found out which.
00:49:21Got to revolve all copy function in case we meet the other bird.
00:49:24Good.
00:49:25We'll watch from the library.
00:49:30Oh, well.
00:49:39Greener, Greener, why have you turned out the light?
00:49:49Greener, Greener, Greener.
00:49:53Frankly, Help me!
00:49:54Frankly, Help me!
00:49:59Keeboo!
00:50:00Keeboo!
00:50:01Greener!
00:50:02What are you doing?
00:50:03Tell me.
00:50:04Tell me, Greener, Greener!
00:50:06Ye, ye!
00:50:07Ye, ye!
00:50:08Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
00:50:12Now if you move again, I'll fire!
00:50:14Oh, it's no good shaming! You're not dead!
00:50:18Are you? Are you?
00:50:21The fella doesn't even groan! He must be dead!
00:50:24Control, control!
00:50:26What shall I do with the body?
00:50:28Is anyone there?
00:50:33Is anything the matter?
00:50:35Well, I can't kill a fella in his old house nowadays without interference!
00:50:38What's that on the ground?
00:50:40Well, if you must know, I've done a murder!
00:50:42A murder?
00:50:43Only a little one! I've killed the murderer!
00:50:45The dango fella!
00:50:46Who?
00:50:47The Broadway Greek!
00:50:48Abdallah!
00:50:49My, my, the blood!
00:50:54This isn't Abdallah!
00:50:57But where's the devil is the fella?
00:50:59I certainly had a pot at him!
00:51:02You shot the man that had eaten your soul?
00:51:04Get the cruids and come back for refills!
00:51:08Now, this fella is after your mother's birth!
00:51:11How impossible!
00:51:12His real name is Mike the Greek!
00:51:14Last night he got away with Lady Grey's famous necklace!
00:51:18Now what the devil do you want?
00:51:20I thought I heard a bang, your Grace!
00:51:22Yes, yes, yes, that was me! Now look here, my dear!
00:51:24You go up to bed and tell your mother and the others not to be alarmed!
00:51:27Now, can you wake up any more guns?
00:51:30There's a cannon on the lawn!
00:51:32Who is this one?
00:51:34That's the fella!
00:51:36Now, be ready to pounce when I give the word!
00:51:43Put him up!
00:51:45Put him up and come here!
00:51:50Don't move! Come here!
00:51:52Well, make up your mind!
00:51:53I shan't miss you a second time!
00:51:56All right, come along, the lady's halfway!
00:52:00Are you laughing at me, sir?
00:52:02Oh, no, I didn't laugh loud enough!
00:52:04Put him up!
00:52:05Pardon me!
00:52:06Tie him up, Mullins!
00:52:08Now, sir, where is your peanut-eating friend?
00:52:11Oh, he's probably gone!
00:52:13Gone?
00:52:14Yes, gone!
00:52:15Gone where?
00:52:16Gone for more peanuts!
00:52:17Control!
00:52:18Control!
00:52:20Would you mind?
00:52:21Oh, I understand, sir!
00:52:23Thank you!
00:52:24Where are the other servants, Mullins?
00:52:26On the alert, your Grace! On the alert!
00:52:29Now, then, come on, me lucky lad!
00:52:31How long is Mullins going to be with the beer?
00:52:33Ah, you want something on a job like this?
00:52:35Now, then, cut the deal!
00:52:37While you find that, I'll search for the other fella!
00:52:40And as for you, sir, now do your rogue trick!
00:52:47Greener!
00:52:48Greener!
00:52:50Greener!
00:52:51Hello!
00:52:52Where have you been, nothing?
00:52:54What's the idea?
00:52:55My next trick will be a dive off the pier head in flames!
00:52:58Undo me, you blithering idiot!
00:53:01I can't do it!
00:53:02You'll be biting your nails!
00:53:04Come on!
00:53:05I'm the bridge work!
00:53:07What's that?
00:53:08It's the old boy with a gun!
00:53:09He's been asking for you!
00:53:15Why the cutlery?
00:53:17This is a surprise!
00:53:25Not too short at the back, please!
00:53:29You did it very well, Mr. Abdullah!
00:53:31In all this time, a common feat!
00:53:33Do you think I'm a burglar? Why do you release me?
00:53:35You are a burglar!
00:53:36Not quite! In all this world, there's only one thing I wish to steal, and that's you, Moira!
00:53:40I don't believe you!
00:53:41It's true!
00:53:42When you've released me, I know you're going to say, let me be Mrs. Abdullah!
00:53:45How could I marry a man my father keeps shooting at?
00:53:48Oh, he hasn't hit me yet!
00:53:49Marry me till he gets a bull's eye!
00:53:51I'll make you a splendid husband!
00:53:52I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't gamble!
00:53:54You must be nearly perfect!
00:53:55Oh, I would be, only I'm such a liar!
00:53:57Such a liar!
00:54:08Oh, Moira, I've just remembered, it's important!
00:54:11Important?
00:54:12Very!
00:54:14Now, summons me!
00:54:27Oh, Moira!
00:54:57Hey!
00:54:58Hey!
00:54:59Hey!
00:55:00Hey!
00:55:01Hey!
00:55:02Hey!
00:55:03Hey!
00:55:04Hey!
00:55:05Hey!
00:55:06Hey!
00:55:07Hey!
00:55:08Hey!
00:55:09Hey!
00:55:10Hey!
00:55:11Hey!
00:55:12Hey!
00:55:13Hey!
00:55:14Hey!
00:55:15Hey!
00:55:16Hey!
00:55:17Hey!
00:55:18Hey!
00:55:19Hey!
00:55:20Hey!
00:55:21Hey!
00:55:22Hey!
00:55:23Hey!
00:55:24Hey!
00:55:25Hey!
00:55:26Hey!
00:55:27Hey!
00:55:31Tickle-a-dum, tickle-a-dum!
00:55:32Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum!
00:55:33Tickle-a-dum, tickle-a-dum!
00:55:34Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum!
00:55:39Well, he's not in there.
00:55:40He's not in the dining room and he's certainly not in the drawing room.
00:55:43But he must be in the outside, my lord!
00:55:45Listen, there's someone creeping along the first floor landing!
00:55:48Get him!
00:55:49Here!
00:55:50Over there, under the stairs!
00:55:52Off from the table, he said. You grab his legs, see?
00:55:56I said, wait until I say the word now, then spring.
00:56:07Now!
00:56:08Oh, God!
00:56:09I can't wait!
00:56:11I can't wait!
00:56:13I can't wait!
00:56:16Doodle-a-dum-doodle-a-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum,
00:56:19doodle-a-dum-doodle-a-dum.
00:56:21Hey, no biting! Hey, hey, hey!
00:56:36Now, now, now, boys, please.
00:56:51Now, where shall we put him in safety?
00:57:08Well, I'll telephone for a constable.
00:57:09Well, there's a cupboard there, under the stairs.
00:57:11There we are.
00:57:30Ding-dong-dell.
00:57:35I've got a telephone.
00:57:36All right.
00:57:37Use the one in the library.
00:57:38In the library?
00:57:40Yes, I'll telephone for the library.
00:57:41Good Lord!
00:57:43The chap in the cupboard's taken one of Hugo's favorite guns.
00:57:46He'll be simply furious.
00:58:03Screener.
00:58:09No, it's no good lying to the lonely, Maya.
00:58:28There is someone in the house.
00:58:35Oh, visitors.
00:58:43Had I known it was going to be like this, I'd have dropped in on you before.
00:58:50There is someone in there.
00:58:51Oh, it's silly to pass mother.
00:58:53Everything's all right.
00:58:54Everything is not all right.
00:58:55And where's your father?
00:58:57I haven't heard about him.
00:58:58Father?
00:58:59Yes.
00:59:00There's something wrong with him.
00:59:01He's only spoken to me once, since last night.
00:59:02And then he called me, my dear Watson.
00:59:03It's Fido.
00:59:04He's got in the cupboard again.
00:59:05Lie down, sir.
00:59:06Lie down.
00:59:07Fido.
00:59:08Fido.
00:59:09No, Vicky.
00:59:10No phoning for Fido if Fido doesn't lie down.
00:59:11Greener, I think you're right about this place.
00:59:12It isn't what we thought.
00:59:13Oh, you mean it isn't such a bad place?
00:59:14No.
00:59:15No.
00:59:16No.
00:59:17No.
00:59:18No.
00:59:19No.
00:59:20No.
00:59:21No.
00:59:22No.
00:59:23No.
00:59:24No.
00:59:25No.
00:59:26It isn't what we thought, Greener.
00:59:27No.
00:59:28No.
00:59:29No.
00:59:30No.
00:59:31No.
00:59:32No.
00:59:33Greener, it isn't.
00:59:34You mean it isn't a salon de...
00:59:35Quite.
00:59:36We made a mistake, all right.
00:59:37We'd better slip along gracefully.
00:59:38With all the doors locked.
00:59:39That's all right.
00:59:40There's a ladder and a window upstairs.
00:59:41Come on.
00:59:42Naughty Fido!
00:59:43ol.
00:59:44Did you hear that?
00:59:45Yes.
00:59:46Your girlfriend.
00:59:47The little one, looking for you.
00:59:48Well, I don't want to face her again.
00:59:49I'm sure there's a way out here.
00:59:50Why?
00:59:51What makes you think that?
00:59:52Well, look at the dress.
00:59:53Look how it's blown the booze about.
00:59:56Come on.
00:59:59Weena.
01:00:02No Bicky, no bony for Fido.
01:00:05Oh, poor darling.
01:00:08Naughty little Fido.
01:00:11It isn't Fido, Amelia. It's a man.
01:00:14I don't want to alarm you, but there's been an attempted burglary.
01:00:17Oh, it's all right. Better not court the scoundrel and put him in the cupboard.
01:00:20Good gracious me.
01:00:23Mullins, you'd better go and find his grace.
01:00:26Yes, your grace. Wait a minute. Better get this one out.
01:00:29You have the key, I believe, my lord. Yes, here it is.
01:00:32Mullins, you'd better go and help him.
01:00:38Now, I'd advise you to come quietly then, or you'll get what for.
01:00:41Oh!
01:00:44His gracious shoes. There's a man in them.
01:00:47Darling, your poor father.
01:00:51Oh!
01:00:54Oh, black-hearted fools!
01:00:59I must lie down. Undo me. Undo me.
01:01:07Control.
01:01:21Shh.
01:01:26Underground to anywhere.
01:01:29Pass right along the car, please.
01:01:32Say, what pub is this? The Coal Hold?
01:01:35No. Dirty Dicks.
01:01:38There's a light here, greener. Come on.
01:01:41Back in the speakeasy.
01:01:44You're getting a grand collection, greener. Try this way.
01:01:51Another speakeasy.
01:01:54Don't you wish you were an optimist? Come on.
01:01:57I'll be keeping an eye on the corner.
01:02:00What's that light?
01:02:03It's a taxi. Look out!
01:02:06Even up. This way.
01:02:14Shh.
01:02:17Shh.
01:02:23Who are these guys?
01:02:26Well, as I put down the well.
01:02:29Look out!
01:02:32Wait for me.
01:02:36Stand still.
01:02:41They've gone.
01:02:45You bungling buffoon!
01:02:48I get a burglar red-handed. Red-handed!
01:02:51And you not only let him escape, but you set on me.
01:02:54Oh, poor Daddy. What have they done to you?
01:02:57What have they done with the fellow I tied up in the chair?
01:03:00I've tied him up in the chair.
01:03:03I've tied him up in the chair.
01:03:06I've tied him up in the chair.
01:03:09I've tied him up in the chair.
01:03:12What have they done with the fellow I tied up in the chair?
01:03:15You must be mistaken, Hugo. There was nobody there when we caught our man.
01:03:18What man?
01:03:21The one with Amelia's pearls. Red-handed.
01:03:24They're not Mother's pearls. Certainly not.
01:03:27I wear mine day and night.
01:03:30But whose pearls are those pearls?
01:03:33I'll bite. Whose are they, Daddy?
01:03:36I'll get you.
01:03:39Your Majesty.
01:03:42You.
01:03:45Well, which is the way out?
01:03:59Well, if those ain't the Duchess's pearls, they must belong to some...
01:04:02Good God.
01:04:05All right, all right. Put them down.
01:04:08I may have made a mistake.
01:04:11Well, don't make another. Stay where you are and you won't get hurt.
01:04:14We've got what we're after.
01:04:17Greener. The jewels.
01:04:26You will no longer need the crown jewels, Your Majesty.
01:04:29Who are you?
01:04:32A loyal son of Karaslavia.
01:04:35Loyal?
01:04:38More loyal than its monarch.
01:04:41Oh, you mean the jewels. My friend, you're mistaken, I assure you.
01:04:44Say, he's a patriot, not what you think.
01:04:47I suppose you've got a permit for that dear gun.
01:04:50All right, Constable. No one else will be hurt.
01:04:53No one else?
01:04:56Oh, you mean... It's nothing.
01:04:59Oh, Dr. Crick. At once.
01:05:03Here, this is serious. You two will have to come along immediately. Come on.
01:05:06Greener, tell him to let those men go.
01:05:17Great Scott, the witch in July.
01:05:26Say, take a peek at this.
01:05:30Oh, Eberhoff!
01:05:33Eberhoff, what have you done?
01:05:36A bad deed for Karaslavia. I was mistaken.
01:05:39The smell of Christmas puddings, Greener.
01:05:48It seems that I was mistaken, too.
01:05:51They've raided the speakeasy.
01:05:55This will explain our presence here tonight, Your Majesty.
01:05:58What do you mean, Your Majesty?
01:06:01I mean His Majesty King Stephan of Karaslavia.
01:06:04Illustrious.
01:06:07Miss Annabel Lee!
01:06:10So you're really a king.
01:06:13You won't hold that against me, will you?
01:06:16Say, interrupting your supper. This is a private party, Greener.
01:06:19Yeah, but as your efficiency expert, I must ask, what's going to happen to Karaslavia?
01:06:22That's all right.
01:06:25A wealthy syndicate has offered to buy Karaslavia.
01:06:28What? Buy that dump? What for?
01:06:31A dirt track.
01:06:34Karaslavia!
01:06:37Karaslavia!
01:06:40Land of might, land where stone shan't flee!
01:06:43Peanut, nut, nut.
01:06:46And now that we're together, dear,
01:06:50What do you think I'm going to do?
01:06:53Just go peeping round the corners
01:06:57All over the world the way.