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00:00It's been three months since my dad's been in jail.
00:02Tell me the truth.
00:03If you don't get my dad's bail,
00:05I'll find another lawyer.
00:07But hang us up like this.
00:09You don't understand my game.
00:11I'm not getting bail on purpose.
00:13We can meet openly when your dad's in jail.
00:17Got it?
00:18What are you saying, Goldie?
00:20You'll be the first lover in the world
00:22who has two wives.
00:25I'll get the bail done today.
00:27I'll get the bail done today.
00:29But we can't meet openly like this.
00:31It's better this way.
00:33I'm out here.
00:34Dad's inside me.
00:36Sir,
00:37can I talk to my lawyer in private?
00:40No.
00:41Then you come with me.
00:43I'll tell him what his mother says.
00:45You listen to him.
00:47Your dad's here.
00:51Hello, uncle.
00:53I'm your mother.
00:55I'm your sister.
00:56You're with the police.
00:57Can't you talk to your mother?
00:59I'll talk to her.
01:00But you'll see.
01:02She won't listen to me.
01:05If you don't want to talk to me,
01:07then go ahead.
01:09What did I do wrong?
01:11Let's ask the judge.
01:13Are you here to sell eggs?
01:15I didn't do anything wrong.
01:17You left me and ran away.
01:20A man was beating up a poor girl.
01:22He threw a cigarette at her
01:24and she got angry.
01:25You threw the same cigarette at the poor girl.
01:27You didn't do anything wrong.
01:29Who stays in jail for three months
01:31for such a small thing?
01:33Actually, uncle,
01:35it took me some time to study your case.
01:38Did I bring a bomb from Pakistan?
01:40You threw a cigarette at a poor girl.
01:43What were you studying in this?
01:46It would have been better
01:47if I had fed her a kilo of almonds
01:49and filed my case.
01:50She would have been free.
01:52I'll get my bail today.
01:54Trust me.
01:56Fees?
01:57What fees?
01:58Hello, judge.
02:00My lawyer is here.
02:03Hello, my lord.
02:04Good morning.
02:05Your case is very simple.
02:07I'm surprised
02:08that your client hasn't been bailed yet.
02:10That's what I don't understand, sir.
02:13What did I do wrong?
02:15My lord,
02:16you're reading the wrong file.
02:18Actually, my client
02:20is a serious non-bailable case.
02:23Look at the file below.
02:25Don't say that.
02:27She's paying my fees, uncle.
02:29Stop calling me uncle.
02:31You're taking money from her
02:33for her useless cases.
02:35No, uncle.
02:36Sorry, my lord.
02:37Actually,
02:38she's talking about my relationship with her daughter.
02:41What does she have to do with this case?
02:43But I have one.
02:44If you say that this case was so easy,
02:46my relationship will be broken.
02:48If you say that this case was so tough,
02:50my marriage will be broken.
02:52If the court helps me,
02:53I'll help the court.
02:55How will you help the court?
02:57By getting the court married.
02:58The court will get the money.
02:59First, learn how to file a case.
03:02How long will you do this?
03:04You're my dad's friend, uncle.
03:06I heard that
03:07the law doesn't have eyes.
03:09But today I found out, uncle,
03:12that the law doesn't even have a heart.
03:15I got it.
03:17Go.
03:19I got the right file, your honor.
03:21My client, Billu Bansal.
03:23Billu Bansal didn't commit any crime
03:25that he didn't get the bail.
03:27I worked hard day and night
03:29and prepared this file.
03:32Maybe Billu Bansal
03:34has to stay in this case for years.
03:36My lord,
03:37you've seen the case.
03:39The file is in front of you.
03:41Considering the case,
03:43the court has decided
03:45that Billu Bansal
03:47should be given the bail.
03:50See, daddy.
03:51He got you the bail.
03:54If I'm with a lawyer,
03:56I can fight the whole world.
04:00Son, I'm proud of you.
04:02Thank you, uncle.
04:03I'm sorry for taking so long.
04:06Son,
04:07it takes time to fight for the truth.
04:12Goldie,
04:13should we talk about our marriage
04:15in our own house
04:16or find some other way?
04:17Marriage?
04:18What's so bad about marriage, Daljeet?
04:20Let's enjoy the romance.
04:22What's the point of getting married
04:24after marriage?
04:25Everyone gets married.
04:27That's called love.
04:29Talk to your family.
04:30Don't make excuses.
04:31No, I'm not making any excuses.
04:33We spent a lot of money
04:34on the house we bought yesterday.
04:36I'm serious.
04:37I'll take the money
04:38after the marriage.
04:39Why should we take the money?
04:40Let's get married in the court.
04:41No, no.
04:42I'll stay in the court.
04:43Let's get married in the court.
04:44One day,
04:45I'll get out of here.
04:46You won't either.
04:47What do I do now?
04:48Daddy is looking for a match for me.
04:50What should I tell him?
04:51Don't give him any excuses.
04:53Just go and find a guy.
04:55Fine.
04:56If my daddy
04:57finds a guy for me,
04:59I'll go with him.
05:00Let's see what happens.
05:05Look,
05:06do you know
05:07that I can't live without you?
05:10Look,
05:11cut me some slack.
05:12We spent a lot of money
05:13on the house we bought yesterday.
05:15Now,
05:16we'll have to spend
05:17a lot of money.
05:18Right?
05:19Daddy.
05:21Why did you let go of my hand?
05:23I told you to let go of my hand.
05:24I just wanted to ask
05:26since when
05:27has this been going on?
05:30Daddy,
05:31when you were inside,
05:32he gave it to me.
05:33Thank God.
05:35Thank God.
05:37When I was inside,
05:39I was worried
05:41that my daughter is alone.
05:44But today,
05:45I have the courage
05:47that she is with you.
05:49B.A.
05:50Yes, Daddy.
05:51If I had known this earlier,
05:53I would have brought her inside
05:54a few months earlier.
05:55What?
05:56Dear,
05:57Mr. Tillu knows
05:59that along with my case,
06:01you also took care of my daughter.
06:04No, no.
06:05Don't tell this to Daddy.
06:06Why?
06:07You are young.
06:08You have to get married.
06:09Dear,
06:11Kuman Kumar has a wife.
06:14He has a daughter.
06:15He just has to get married.
06:16What?
06:17Dear,
06:18don't think of her as your wife.
06:20No, no.
06:21Let's go.
06:22Mr. Tillu, I have something to tell you.
06:23Uncle, uncle.
06:24I have something to tell you too.
06:26Let me get some money
06:27for the wedding.
06:28Oh, no.
06:29Why do you need money?
06:32We will do a cheap catering.
06:34And the money you will give
06:36for cutting the ribbon
06:38and hiding the shoes,
06:39we will keep a little
06:41and give the rest to you.
06:43Yes.
06:44Come, come, come.
06:45Uncle, uncle.
06:46I will give you time
06:48and talk to her myself.
06:50I will talk to her.
06:52Mr. Tillu.
06:56Mr. Tillu.
07:02Hello, Mr. Tillu.
07:04Billu, you?
07:05Here?
07:06Yes, Billu.
07:07Not alone.
07:08A daughter's father has also come.
07:10Call him.
07:14I am the daughter's father, sir.
07:17Sit, sir.
07:23Who is he?
07:24He is ready.
07:25Yes, sir.
07:27Actually,
07:28I have come for my daughter's proposal.
07:31But we don't get proposals.
07:33But we do get proposals.
07:35If there is a divorce.
07:36You don't understand.
07:38I have come for my daughter
07:40to ask for your son's hand.
07:42Oh.
07:43If he has two hands,
07:45does that mean
07:46he will give his two hands
07:47to 8-10 places?
07:48What is he trying to say?
07:50I don't understand anything.
07:52He means
07:53that our son is already married.
07:55So, we are really very sorry.
07:57What nonsense are you talking in English?
07:59Sir,
08:00our son
08:01loves my daughter.
08:03What?
08:04Father and son?
08:05This is wrong.
08:07You must be mistaken.
08:08He loves his client.
08:10When did you start loving your client?
08:13With these two hands?
08:16Sir,
08:17what nonsense are you talking
08:18about a married man?
08:20Your son can do all this.
08:22I can't even talk nonsense.
08:23How can you say this?
08:25First of all,
08:26a man doesn't like his first wife.
08:27Secondly,
08:28how can I take interest?
08:29There are a lot of men, brother-in-law.
08:30They will take interest
08:31from the second wife as well.
08:32What are you saying?
08:34I am telling you,
08:35your son has promised my daughter
08:37that he will get her married to him.
08:40Sir,
08:41your daughter must have some misunderstanding.
08:43Please,
08:44reconfirm with her
08:45that he is the same boy.
08:46I am telling you,
08:48I have seen him
08:49with his hands and legs.
08:51My son is so decent.
08:52I feel
08:53that he would have never
08:54touched his wife's hands and legs.
08:55Enough is enough.
08:56Now,
08:57take your son outside
08:58and I will teach you a lesson.
08:59Very good.
09:01Very good.
09:02These are your educated manners.
09:05I think
09:06this black coat
09:07was also given to you
09:08by your son.
09:09What do you mean?
09:10I will explain.
09:11Look,
09:12when we used to study
09:13in the school,
09:15some boys
09:17used to pass their teachers
09:18by giving them
09:19a bag of sweets
09:20and sweets.
09:21What I am trying to say is
09:23you too
09:24must have given this black coat
09:25to your son.
09:26If you say
09:27another word now,
09:28I will cut your hair.
09:30What will you do?
09:31I have already cut my hair.
09:33Look.
09:34Sit down.
09:35If anything happens
09:36to my daughter,
09:37then you will see
09:38that if your son
09:39gets married,
09:40I will not spare
09:41either of you.
09:42Why did you say that?
09:43He is not saying anything to you.
09:45Okay.
09:46I will see
09:47both of you
09:48in the court.
09:49Did you see?
09:50We will be in the court
09:51for 24 hours.
09:52Okay, then.
09:53I will take you
09:54from your chamber
09:55to the casino
09:56in 24 hours.
09:57Yes.
10:00Billu Bansal.
10:02Yes, sir.
10:03Get out of my box.
10:09Think about it.
10:10Out.
10:11Not out.
10:15Brother-in-law,
10:16let me keep the box.
10:17Shut up.
10:18You used to abuse
10:19the one who used to eat sweets.
10:20Is he a bad person
10:21or a good one?
10:22Brother-in-law.
10:24Brother-in-law.
10:25Yes.
10:26Don't say this.
10:27I don't want anything
10:28and you don't want anything.
10:29Yes.
10:30God has blessed us
10:31with nothing
10:32to live on.
10:39Oh,
10:40don't cry, Diljeet.
10:41This is a lie.
10:42What lie?
10:44I heard it
10:45from your father
10:46that you are married.
10:48What about him?
10:49Look at me.
10:50Do I look like I am married?
10:51Even I can't
10:52tell that
10:53I am married.
10:54No,
10:55your daughter is here.
10:56Daughter?
10:57Do I look like I am married?
10:59Forget it.
11:00What are you talking about?
11:01Why don't you tell him
11:02the truth?
11:03Actually,
11:04his father
11:05is crazy.
11:07He is talking about
11:08the house.
11:09Don't tell this to anyone.
11:10Yes.
11:11Yes.
11:12Crazy?
11:13How is he crazy?
11:14I mean,
11:15he says anything
11:16to anyone.
11:17You also say something.
11:18He doesn't know
11:19anything.
11:20Yes.
11:21I mean,
11:22he says anything
11:23to anyone.
11:24The day before yesterday,
11:25he had to buy
11:26a polio drop.
11:27He says,
11:28he has to buy
11:29a polio drop
11:30for his son.
11:31He searched the whole house
11:32but couldn't find
11:33his son.
11:34He said,
11:35if you find
11:36your son,
11:37give him to me.
11:38If Mr. Tillon
11:39has so many problems,
11:40why don't you
11:41show them
11:42to a doctor?
11:43I did show him
11:44to a doctor.
11:45The doctor says
11:46to show it
11:47to a smart person.
11:48We didn't bring
11:49a smart person.
11:50I'll go and see.
11:51You are smart.
11:54I mean,
11:55you don't worry.
11:56I'll show him
11:57to a doctor.
11:58That's right.
11:59He knows the truth.
12:00After meeting him,
12:01I also felt
12:02as if
12:03he was
12:04shaking.
12:05Yes.
12:06He also felt that.
12:10What do I tell you?
12:12The elder daughter
12:13is married to a fool
12:14and the younger
12:15daughter is married
12:16to a mad man.
12:17And this
12:18mad family
12:19will adjust
12:20with you.
12:21Yes, dad.
12:22I'll adjust.
12:25But look,
12:26he slapped
12:27dad and
12:28threw him out.
12:29I don't slap
12:30anyone.
12:31I get angry
12:32beforehand.
12:33Okay,
12:34now that you
12:35insulted him,
12:36I'll make a
12:37sorry for that.
12:38Yes.
12:39It's nothing.
12:40I mean,
12:41what's the point
12:42of getting angry
12:43when a man
12:44and a woman
12:45are together?
12:46You just
12:47need to
12:48get angry.
12:55Hello,
12:56Mr. Tillu.
12:58You're here again?
12:59The sooner you come,
13:00the sooner
13:01I'll get married.
13:02I think he's
13:03a salesman.
13:04What do you mean?
13:05I mean,
13:06if you don't
13:07come back
13:08in two days,
13:09I'll give you
13:10my daughter's
13:11home delivery.
13:12I was about
13:13to get married,
13:14but you came.
13:15Hello, Mr. Tillu.
13:17You're here again?
13:19I found out
13:20that you're Tillu.
13:22So, I came
13:23to ask how you're doing.
13:24Why?
13:25I'm a caesarian.
13:26If you came to ask
13:27how I'm doing,
13:28you should've
13:29brought fruits with you.
13:30Sir,
13:31I don't know
13:32which fruit
13:33will suit you
13:34in your disease.
13:35There's a
13:36sugarcane stall
13:37outside.
13:38Ask for juice
13:39or eat sugarcane.
13:41Take an advocate,
13:42Mr. Tillu.
13:43First,
13:44the case will be
13:45closed.
13:46What kind of disease
13:47is this?
13:48You remember
13:49all the cases.
13:50You only remember
13:51whether the boy
13:52is married or unmarried.
13:53Who the hell
13:54says my boy is unmarried?
13:55Oh,
13:56leave that.
13:57Tell me,
13:58how are you?
13:59I was fine till now,
14:00but you'll definitely
14:01make me crazy.
14:03I don't understand
14:04why you don't
14:05understand
14:06that my boy
14:07isn't married yet.
14:08Your boy
14:09told me himself.
14:10Fine.
14:11Now, I'll clear
14:12the boy.
14:13I'll stand here
14:14and make him
14:15move.
14:16Goldie!
14:17Not everyone
14:18will be able to move now.
14:19Hey, you!
14:20Yes, sir.
14:24Yes,
14:25yes, daddy.
14:26Yes.
14:27What's the problem now?
14:28Huh?
14:30What is it, daddy?
14:31First,
14:32one has a fever
14:33and the other has
14:34a cold.
14:35The other?
14:36What do you mean?
14:37Your Billu.
14:38Huh?
14:39Advocate Tillu
14:40is roaming around
14:41like a madman.
14:42Daddy,
14:43when his court case
14:44is going on,
14:45his daughter's marriage
14:46doesn't take place.
14:47He's just roaming around
14:48with his daughter's marriage
14:49because of mental problems.
14:50He's always
14:51looking for a way
14:52to run away from us.
14:53Daddy,
14:54tackle him with love.
14:55Huh?
14:56When he loses his temper,
14:57listen to him
14:58and scold him.
14:59He'll cool down.
15:00Now, tackle
15:01the old man
15:02with love too.
15:03Be thankful.
15:04Sometimes,
15:05old people even
15:06have to change diapers.
15:07No.
15:08I'll scold him
15:09myself.
15:10Huh?
15:14Huh?
15:16You're late.
15:17You said
15:18you'd come to meet me.
15:19That's why
15:20I came to ask how you're doing.
15:21A doctor
15:22who doesn't give medicine
15:23to a patient
15:24comes to ask
15:25if he's alive or dead.
15:26You came to ask
15:27how he's doing.
15:28Oh,
15:29that's why you're late.
15:30Then,
15:31I can't harm anyone.
15:32You do one thing.
15:33Take a warning
15:34and throw it out.
15:35There's only
15:36one mental patient
15:37in this house.
15:38I think
15:39Goldie's father is late.
15:40But, his in-laws
15:41are also late.
15:42You shouldn't
15:43say such things.
15:44Then,
15:45do one thing.
15:46Give him a
15:47moving stick
15:48with an arrow
15:49on it.
15:50He'll understand.
15:51Do you understand?
15:52The more you argue
15:53with him,
15:54his madness
15:55will get worse.
15:56Sometimes,
15:57he'll even
15:58hit someone.
15:59I'm hungry.
16:00I'm talking to you.
16:01I'm hungry.
16:02Your hunger
16:03will kill him.
16:04You'll have to kill him.
16:05I'd kill him
16:06if I wasn't
16:07my daughter's husband.
16:09Oh,
16:10he's here.
16:11I can't wait
16:12to kill him.
16:13I've written the papers.
16:14I'll kill him.
16:15Let's go.
16:16Let's go.
16:24Here he is,
16:25Billu.
16:26Sit down
16:27and clear
16:28your doubts.
16:30I'm clear,
16:31Mr. Tillon.
16:33Ask him.
16:34Dad, leave it.
16:35Why do you
16:36keep repeating the same thing?
16:37Then,
16:38tell him
16:39that you're married
16:40and you're not single.
16:41Mr. Tillon,
16:42what do you want
16:43from a married bachelor?
16:45Go inside
16:46and take a nap.
16:47Take a rest.
16:48I don't need a rest.
16:50Although,
16:51you do need a rest.
16:52Let's sit inside
16:53and do it together.
16:54I'm totally set.
16:56I know how set you are.
16:58Billu,
16:59nothing will happen
17:00to you.
17:01If you want
17:02your daughter
17:03to get married,
17:04stop doing this.
17:05It won't happen.
17:06Why?
17:07She'll get married
17:08right here.
17:09Get well
17:10before that.
17:11Goldie,
17:12if you want
17:13your father
17:14to get married,
17:15tell him not to come here.
17:16I'm not a bad person.
17:17Why?
17:18Do you sleep outside
17:19every day?
17:20Goldie,
17:21I don't have the stamina
17:22to hide behind him.
17:23He's a mad man.
17:24I'll have to
17:25put him in a tent.
17:26I'll shut his mouth.
17:27Otherwise,
17:28I'll tell you
17:29who the mad man is.
17:30Shut up
17:31or I'll shoot you.
17:32Leave it, uncle.
17:33We're not fighting.
17:34No, no.
17:35We're fighting.
17:36Still,
17:37he's my future son-in-law.
17:38You're in jail
17:39and your daughter
17:40isn't getting married.
17:41That's why you're
17:42shivering.
17:43Don't embarrass yourself.
17:44What did you say?
17:45I said,
17:46don't hit him
17:47with the stone.
17:49I said,
17:50don't hit him.
17:51I understood.
17:52Dad,
17:53the atmosphere is bad.
17:54Run.
17:55What's there to run?
17:56We're dead.
17:57Uncle,
17:58I told you
17:59not to hit him with the stone.
18:00Now,
18:01don't hit him
18:02with the pot behind us.
18:03Yes, uncle.
18:04Don't hit him.
18:05Uncle,
18:06the pot won't save you.
18:07Thank God.
18:08Now,
18:09we'll put the battery down.
18:10Which one?
18:11The one behind you.
18:12I won't give you
18:13the battery.
18:14I won't give it.
18:15Hit him.
18:16Hit him, Raji.
18:17Hit him, Raji.
18:18Hit him.
18:19Hit him.
18:20Hit him.
18:21Hit him.
18:22Hit him.
18:23He's hitting my brother-in-law.
18:24Don't you dare
18:25hit my brother-in-law alone.
18:26Otherwise,
18:27I'll beat you up so bad
18:28that you'll be
18:29bleeding from your mouth.
18:30Hit the fat one.
18:31Hit him.
18:35Alu, please.
18:36My brother-in-law has been beaten up by a dog.
18:38I gave you instructions and you're talking about my father.
18:41Daddy, let's go to Vipa's company.
18:45Mr. Billu, I've understood. You're right.
18:50Now you're right.
18:52Boy, your treatment is absolutely right.
18:56Mr. Telo, when do we come back?
18:57Let us get well first and then you can come.
19:00Mr. Telo, I apologize for this treatment.
19:03But what can we do?
19:05The doctor has prescribed this treatment.
19:07But what's the difference?
19:09I think it's the same.
19:11Okay.
19:11Okay, bye.
19:13Bye.
19:14Bye.
19:15Come on, guys.
19:16Malla's fight is over.
19:19I don't know what to do with my sister's proposal.
19:21Sir, you should sell the bungalow.
19:23She wants to get a new wife.
19:25Mr. Telo, I have a scheme to get her married.
19:29You tell her that Goldie has raped her.
19:31That's a good idea.
19:32Then tell her that Goldie has been raped.
19:34For God's sake, pay the rent on time.
19:37Don't give me advice.
19:41Mr. Billu, forget the past.
19:44Congratulations on your daughter's wedding.
19:46Mr. Telo, congratulations on your son's wedding.
19:50Hold on.
19:52I'm his uncle.
19:54I'm here to fulfill my father's duties.
19:56Okay, let's talk about duties.
19:58Mr. Telo, I've invested a lot of money in this wedding.
20:01Your son told me to spend the money after I get married.
20:05I'll give the rest of the money to my father.
20:09I'm here to fulfill my duties.
20:11I'm not here to sell clothes.
20:13I've collected the rent money from him.
20:16You can give me as much as you want.
20:17Calm down, Mr. Telo.
20:20It's a request from a helpless father.
20:23I can serve the guests.
20:25But I don't think it's right to serve you.
20:28People think that I'm asking for dowry.
20:30That's why I'm doing this.
20:32I'm in deep trouble.
20:34But it's okay.
20:36If my father gets angry publicly,
20:38my reputation will be tarnished.
20:39Your reputation will be tarnished?
20:40What's the use of your reputation, dad?
20:43Dad!
20:46What's the matter?
20:47Dad, I got robbed.
20:49Goldie was trying to kidnap the tenant.
20:51Don't cry.
20:53Let's talk to Goldie's father.
20:55What can I say?
20:57He ran away with the tenant.
20:59Sister, sit down.
21:00We'll catch him right away.
21:02I'll lock the house in a minute.
21:03Why? Why do you want to lock the house?
21:05There's nothing else to rob in the house.
21:08Come and sit. We won't be late.
21:10Let's go.
21:19Dad, stop.
21:21Jas, your entire family is after me.
21:24Dad brought so many people after my property.
21:26They're after my property.
21:28Dad, you should give them free food and drinks.
21:31They don't even charge 600 rupees for that.
21:35Sir, I don't like riding a scooter.
21:37If you listen to me, I'll give you two hours.
21:40If you're scared, hold me tight.
21:43I'll save you.
21:44Okay, sir.
21:45Jas, I'm on the road.
21:47I'm on the road.
21:50Uncle, don't call me dad again.
21:52I won't stay in this house.
21:54Your family was still after the tenant.
21:57What do we do now?
21:58What do we do?
21:59We'll do whatever the tenant wants.
22:00Or else we'll go.
22:01I'll kill you.
22:02Dad, please don't tell any relative that I'm married to a pauper.
22:07I'll tell you one thing.
22:10Relatives tell me first
22:13that I'm not crazy to live for anyone else.
22:17One, two, three, four.
22:19Carry on, carry on, carry on.
22:23Carry on, carry on, carry on.
22:26Carry on, carry on, carry on.
22:29Carry on, carry on, carry on.
22:33Carry on, carry on, carry on.
22:37Jas, dad is still following us.
22:39Where's the big meat?
22:45Jas, he'll find us here.
22:47Honey's play is going on here.
22:48I'm sure he can't see us.
22:50Let's go.
22:52India.
22:53Bye, Ludo.
22:54I won't leave you.
22:55Speak in English.
22:57I won't leave you.
23:01There's Jas's motorcycle.
23:03It must be somewhere around here.
23:05Oh, God.
23:06I've brought you to such a deserted place.
23:08I'm so embarrassed to say this.
23:10Sorry, sorry.
23:11I've brought you to such a beautiful place.
23:14Is it okay now?
23:14I don't know.
23:15Sir.
23:17They're here too.
23:18Darn it, Lukmeet.
23:19Jas, they'll find us here.
23:21Let's go somewhere else.
23:22Honey, honey.
23:23Tello, I saw you and Meet together.
23:25What's going on?
23:26Is she your wife? Tell me the truth.
23:28Tello, Meet's property is full of girls.
23:31My patriotic friends.
23:33First, let's get to the point.
23:36What do we do if our play gets cancelled?
23:38Jas, they'll find us here.
23:40Yes.
23:42Drama.
23:43So, my patriotic friends.
23:46You do one thing.
23:47Wait behind this red fort.
23:50We'll meet after an hour.
23:51No, my patriotic friends.
23:53We don't have an hour.
23:54Some foreigners have set up a fort behind us.
23:58Jas, what are you saying?
23:59Meet is a Mughal.
24:01And foreigners are always enemies of lovers.
24:04So, we'll stop their movement.
24:06Drama.
24:06We won't let them ruin us.
24:08So, my patriotic friends.
24:09Patriotic friends.
24:10My patriotic friends.
24:12Let's go and meet the foreigners.
24:13I'm begging you, please.
24:14Let's go.
24:15Let's go, sir.
24:16Aren't you ashamed?
24:17You're trying to ruin my reputation.
24:19Look, the foreigners have set up a fort behind us.
24:22Let me go.
24:23You won't let us go.
24:25How can we let you go?
24:26Sir, we're on someone else's bus.
24:29Maybe they'll come here.
24:31What are you doing, daddy?
24:32You're blaming us.
24:33Speak up.
24:34If I'm trapped for property,
24:36you'll do this?
24:37What else can I do?
24:38You won't leave us alone.
24:40For God's sake.
24:41You're fighting with foreigners.
24:42I'll kill you.
24:45I'll kill you.
24:47Stewart.
24:48When can we sit down?
24:49You're the one who's getting beaten up.
24:51We're trapped here.
24:52You're the one who's getting beaten up.
24:53Mr. Tilu, I'll ruin the drama.
24:56Then ruin it.
24:57You're in the wrong relationship.
24:58Sir, put him in jail first.
25:00Mr. Tilu, put him in jail.
25:02My drama is going on.
25:03The SSP is sitting in front of me.
25:05Keep sitting.
25:06Sir.
25:07The SSP is a fool.
25:08He's a cheater.
25:09Come on.
25:11Who do you think you are?
25:12Take them away.
25:13They're traitors.
25:14They're ruining our freedom.
25:17You're doing the right thing.
25:18Let's go home.
25:20Let's see what they do.
25:20Let's see what they do.
25:22The police is here.
25:23Let them know that boys are okay.
25:26Girls are useless.
25:27Why are you defaming someone's sister?
25:30Open your heart.
25:31Let go of their hands.
25:32Go, Simran.
25:33Live your life.
25:35We'll catch the next bus.
25:36That's it.
25:37You're ruining our freedom.
25:38You brought your friend here to gift her.
25:41Dad, you're crazy.
25:42What are you saying?
25:42I'm not your dad.
25:44I'm not your son.
25:44He's a traitor.
25:46We're patriots.
25:47Patriots.
25:49Freedom.
25:50Do it.
25:51Don't be in a hurry.
25:52First, shoot this leader.
25:55He's a martyr.
25:56Get lost.
25:58He's a man of his word.
25:59He can kill anyone.
26:00He doesn't care.
26:01Kill him.
26:02Kill him.
26:03Kill him.
26:05Kill him.
26:05Kill him.
26:07SSP, write my report.
26:09He's my brother-in-law.
26:11Why is this actor making fun of me?
26:13Sir, when a singer interacts with the people of the village..
26:17..I think the actors should do the same.
26:19Okay.
26:21I'm your wife's sister.
26:22What crime did I commit?
26:23I swear on you.
26:25Dad, you're crazy.
26:26I'm not his wife. I'm your son's wife.
26:28Who said he's my son?
26:29Tobi, you tell me. Is he my son?
26:31Don't fight.
26:32Let's do a DNA test.
26:33Your sister is right in front of you.
26:36How do I know?
26:37You're my sister.
26:38You're my brother-in-law.
26:40Shut up.
26:40You're a mute.
26:42Can't you tell me who my son is?
26:44He's right in front of you.
26:46He's telling you everything.
26:47Come here.
26:48Tell me. Is he my son?
26:50What are you saying?
26:51All of them are your kids.
26:52He's your son too.
26:53You talk to him.
26:54Why did you take him with you?
26:56Right, Jawad?
26:57Yes.
26:57Listen, son.
26:59I was saved till now.
27:00Now I'll save him and show him.
27:02Come on.
27:03This actor is very bad.
27:06I should've joined the film industry.
27:07Why did you get us married if we didn't like each other?
27:09When did I get married?
27:10What are you saying?
27:12You went on a honeymoon with me to fix my marriage with Meera.
27:15I went to fix Goldie's marriage.
27:17Really?
27:18Then why didn't you go with Goldie?
27:19You were the one who asked me to fix the marriage with you.
27:23Enough.
27:24Don't say that Meera got married because of you.
27:27She got married because of you.
27:28She got married because of you.
27:29She's after you.
27:31Now I understand.
27:34The one who used to open the gate at night..
27:36..she must've gone there.
27:39Now I understand.
27:40You idiot.
27:42I feel ashamed to call you my family.
27:45Why should I call you my family?
27:46Why should I call you my family?
27:47If you call me my family again, I'll hang you here.
27:50Where will you hang me?
27:53You have a lot to hang.
27:55Sir.
27:56Stop your nonsense.
27:57I'm regretting coming to your house, dad.
28:00First stop calling me dad.
28:01Why? Doesn't Goldie call you dad?
28:03He will. Why will you call him dad?
28:05Why?
28:06It's not a big deal. Call him son-in-law.
28:08Why will you call him son-in-law?
28:09He's married to our tenant.
28:11Dad, she's also saying that Goldie got her married.
28:13She's married to our tenant.
28:15Why will you call her son-in-law?
28:17Dad, what's wrong with you?
28:18You always say the right thing and do the wrong thing.
28:20Doesn't he pay you rent?
28:22He doesn't pay me rent.
28:23Why doesn't Goldie pay you rent?
28:25Yes. Why doesn't he pay you, brother?
28:27Don't call him brother.
28:30What?
28:31Good news.
28:33We're already interested in her.
28:37Is there anyone who can talk to her?
28:38Everyone is here. Who else can talk to her?
28:41I don't know how to talk to her.
28:43Then talk to us.
28:45We'll go back to England as soon as we get freedom.
28:49Keep listening to this mad man.
28:50Even the English have come to know, brother-in-law.
28:52Oh, my God.
28:53Who else can he talk to?
28:54What's wrong with you? Who else can he talk to?
28:55You and your nonsense.
28:57Get lost.
29:00Don't talk to the English.
29:02First answer my question.
29:03Why can't she talk to you?
29:05Because she's not married to my son.
29:07Okay.
29:08Then who is she married to?
29:10She's married to him.
29:11That's enough.
29:13Everything will be clear in a minute.
29:16Where does she sleep at night?
29:17Your daughter Jasna and Meet Goldie.
29:22Don't hit the stick.
29:24No, Jasna.
29:25Don't do this.
29:26Don't do this.
29:28Help me.
29:30I can't sit here.
29:32I can't sit here.
29:34I can't sit here.
29:37I can't sit here.
29:38Don't say anything to me.
29:40Kill my family.