360' A Trip to Paris

  • 2 months ago
Alcove
Transcript
00:00Okay, check this out, fellas. You experienced a lot of stuff that I did already, right?
00:08You experienced Alt Space. You experienced Engage. You experienced The Walking Dead and
00:17some YouTube videos, but you know what we're going to do right now? We're going to take
00:20a trip to Paris. Why? Because a lot of people have never been to Paris, right? It's nothing
00:26like taking a bus trip to Paris. We're not walking. We're not taking a plane. We're not
00:31going to the airport. There's no checkout points. I don't have to worry about the crowds,
00:36wearing a mask. Somebody's too close. Somebody's disrespectful. Somebody's invading my private
00:41space. I'm right here, brother. I'm going to take a trip going to Paris the way that
00:46you're supposed to take a trip going to Paris. And let me just tell you something. You don't
00:49have to have a lot of money to travel depending on what transportation you use. If you use
00:55this transportation that I'm going to show you right now, you'll be going to Paris with me.
01:01Let's do it. Here we go.
01:08Welcome to Paris, Palame City of Lights. This is our first stop on the VR bus tour of Paris.
01:17On our left, you can see the Petit Palais and on the right, the Grand Palais. These
01:23were built for the World Fair in 1900. I'm not going to talk, man, because then you're
01:31not going to get the history. 1900, you getting this?
01:44The fair also gave us the faux Alexandre Trois bridge over the river Seine. It's the most
01:51ornate bridge in Paris built in Beaux-Arts. Dude, let me just tell you this. I got hollow fit and
01:58hollow fit. It says Paris style featuring Art Nouveau lamps and golden angels. I ran down there.
02:07Farther ahead, we see the military museum, Les Invalides. It's where you can visit the tomb of
02:13Napoleon Bonaparte. There's a couple of glitches in this thing, man. I don't know what it is,
02:21but when the glitch happens, it gives me a chance to look around and talk.
02:24See, we can look around. Look at that, man. It looks like Neptune. And up in the distance on
02:31your right, we get our first glimpse of the Eiffel Tower, which was built for an earlier World Fair
02:38in 1889. Let's stop here by the Eiffel Tower, which rises 1,000 meters above us on the left.
02:51Let me just tell you something about that Eiffel Tower. Two things, buddy.
02:55If you check out my video, hollow fit and a run in Paris, I do a run through Paris, man.
03:02And I run right by this area, brother. I run right by this area. They got it pretty realistic,
03:08right over here where the park is, where all the people are. Yeah, you got to check that video out.
03:14And check this out, buddy. Check this out. I got a video on Altspace, Altspace VR Critic,
03:22and it's called The Fraternity. In The Fraternity, I actually walked up that
03:32actually walked up the whole entire Eiffel Tower, buddy. It was a long walk. It was like
03:3945 minutes or something like that, man. You got to check that video out, man.
03:45This is incredible, man. If you keep visiting stuff in VR that people made realistically,
03:54you'll feel like you were there, man. Now, check this out. In reality, buddy,
03:59I don't want to go to Paris, man. Nope. You know, if I had like a whole lot of money,
04:04I've been all over the place. Paris is not one of those spots that I really want to go to.
04:08And because it's almost like New York City, you know what I'm saying? I want to go to a
04:11spot where you have beaches, like the Cayman Islands or something like that. I want to go
04:15something like that. I wanted to say Florida, man, but I don't know. Question marks in Florida,
04:19right? It's a red state. They might not like blue people in the red states.
04:23But look at this place, man. When you freeze it, you can really look and see things happening, man.
04:30Let me tell you how deep it is, man. Everybody in here is probably older now.
04:35Forgot about this day. Didn't even know that picture was being taken.
04:42Because if you look over there, buddy, right where it says Camps de Mars, right? You can see
04:48this lady, right? I don't know if it looks like a... I think it's a lady, but her legs are looking
04:53pretty unusual. It's like legs and no head or something like that. Something's cut off and
04:59people looking at her. But look at this, man. People taking pictures of their kids and the
05:04kids is probably grown up now. It'd be nice to have... You know what somebody did, man?
05:13Somebody snapped my picture in alt space. Actually, it was Dolly. She snapped my picture in
05:19alt space and she put it on her clipboard wall where I noticed people up there, man.
05:25And I see people snapping other pictures of other people in there. I've seen Daisy Shore.
05:31I've seen Timo did that one. I've seen Marty in that video that a couple of people dropped
05:39off on my... When they saw that I put that black pussy, right? Alt space. You know,
05:47they didn't really like it or they had question marks about it, but that was the name of the
05:51creation. The creation was called Fat Black Pussy, right? I didn't make that name up.
05:56When I went in there, it was only three guys, me, two other guys. It was Marty. Marty's 74 years
06:02old. He spent his time singing. The other guy, he did some singing. I did recording. There was no
06:08women in there. There was no sex in there at all, period, man. Hope you got a chance to take a look
06:12at it, man. It got about 20 hits. It got 20 hits because of the name. But however, though, I was
06:18glad that I saw Marty in there because Marty can sing. He sang the classic songs, man. The nice,
06:23relaxing songs like Fred Astaire kind of songs like that, man. And he sung a lot of those songs
06:29like that, man. Because 74 years old, he's back in that time area, man. He remembers that. But what's
06:35good about it was that 74 years old, you had hip-hop, rap, rock and roll, da-da-da. He still
06:41remembered those songs, man. He's a nice guy. All right, continue.
06:45Right, the Champ de Mars, where people picnic under La Tour Eiffel. The Eiffel Tower has often been
06:52imitated. Did you know there are copies all over the world, from Germany to Tokyo? Crossing the
07:00Seine once more, we'll get one last look at the Eiffel Tower. Replicas or no, only Paris will offer
07:08this view. We arrive now at the Louvre. To our right is the iconic pyramid, which was added in
07:291989. The Louvre is home to the Mona Lisa, a Venus domino and masterpieces by Picasso,
07:37Van Eyck and Caravaggio. A paradise for art lovers. Excellent, man.
07:49Look at those birds. They just stopped in the air. Dude, this is where they have a concert at?
07:55My goodness.
07:59Don't feed the pigeons. This is the Centre de Pompidou,
08:04home to the National Museum of Modern Art.
08:13You know, Paris is famous for like pastries and...
08:23For you art lovers, another noteworthy museum, Musée d'Orsay, seen here from the river Seine.
08:32In the massive building ahead on the right, home to the largest collection of
08:36impressionist paintings in the world. Here on the famous Champs-Élysées.
08:44Look, man. This is like the New York City tour bus.
08:54Wow, they're doing a lot of work around here. There are many sidewalk cafes where you can eat,
08:59relax, and enjoy a latte. And if you've come to Paris for the shopping, you won't be disappointed.
09:06Gap. Let me see how many stores I recognize real quick. That's the gap they have in America.
09:13Bang. That's the gap. Paris place. Pizza. Pizza's all over the place.
09:20Champs-Élysées has many exclusive and quite expensive stores and boutiques.
09:29I'm sorry about the glitches, guy. That had nothing to do with me. This is a recording of a recording.
09:37As we approach the end of the Champs-Élysées, we can see the
09:40magnificent Arc de Triomphe up ahead. We got a little red car on the right. We got a little red car, buddy.
09:51Oh, it's in a little taxi, something like that. Look at this, man.
09:54Parisian experience. Noisy scooters buzzing past. We got something like that in the village.
09:59This arch was commissioned to celebrate Napoleon's victory at Austerlitz. It later became home to
10:07our National Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Out of reverence, it's customary for military parades
10:14to go around the arch rather than marching through it. It's a custom that has been
10:20respected by all military leaders since Napoleon.
10:27When the weather is nice in Paris, you can find a saluable cafe around every corner. Outdoor eating.
10:39Italy is known for the suits. Paris is very popular. And look, on the left,
10:47some new friends wave in to us. How you doing? How's everything, everybody?
10:53Straight ahead in the Paris Opera House, home to the National Opera of France. Students of the
11:00opera often perform in the streets here, so you can get a taste of the opera without a ticket.
11:06If you are searching for...
11:10Dude, this is like a tour for real. Sorry about that, guys. It's like a tour for real.
11:16Did I pause it? Keep going. Sorry about that. It's like a tour for real.
11:24You know what I'm saying? What's the difference? Look at that, man. The difference is that
11:30after your tour, you'll forget it. You go, I think I remember seeing... I said, did you see this?
11:36Did you see that? Do you remember seeing this? You remember seeing that? You won't be able to
11:40see nothing, man. Meanwhile... Rare books, this is the place to visit. You can probably find
11:46exactly what you're looking for here on the left bank. And while you're here,
11:50you can visit Notre Dame Cathedral. That's just coming into view across the river.
11:57Dude, Notre Dame, look at this, man.
11:59Look at this, man. Yo, you know, Notre Dame, it's really famous, buddy. It's this movie
12:11called Rudy. Rudy, who won the... We are arriving now at Sacré-Coeur Basilica,
12:16the Cathedral of the Sacred Heart.
12:19They got some beautiful buildings here, man. But it's something... I don't know.
12:41I don't know, man. This is not my kind of thing here. Maybe it's too many tourists.
12:45It's too many people. It's not organized or something. I don't know. I would like to see
12:53some of these history things and take a picture myself.
12:56And where there are tourists, there are street performers. Most are students trying to raise a
13:02little extra money. Let's enjoy it. Look at that, man. You got the whole area right there. Whoever
13:10gets there first, that's that crowd for sure.
13:21Yo, look at the cities, man.
13:23Let's take one last look at Paris from atop Montmartre. People gather here at sunset each
13:29day to enjoy La Ville Lumière come to life. And with that, the sun sets on our VR bus tour.
13:40Wow, look at these nice chicks over here.
13:45They hooked me up with... Dude, look how many people over here.
13:51Look at these people.
13:57Was that it?
14:01That was it?
14:02Welcome to Paris, Paname City.
14:05That was it, buddy. See, you like that? It was almost like we weren't here, wasn't it?
14:11That's why I do the VR, buddy. My plan today was to do the VR for about three hours.
14:18All right. All right. So, boom. This is where we was at right here. See that?
14:22Paris bus tour. Boom. All right. Let me get one more good view.
14:35I think I'm gonna keep it like this.
14:44Yeah, just like that. All right. Thanks, guys, for watching. I just wanted to do something a
14:48little bit different. I want to keep the same routine up because when I do something different,
14:53I'm learning different things, man.
14:55Yeah. So, this will be called the tour, the bus tour to Paris.
15:07Okay. Don't forget, put a like, comment, subscribe, notification so you can get more videos.
15:14I'm going to be doing different things. And like I said before, man, if you guys have any ideas,
15:20that you say, well, why don't you do this? Can you do this? Can you do that? Can you do that?
15:23I'll do it, man. It'll be a tailor-made video specifically for you because I haven't had this
15:28thing for like two years. I haven't did a lot, seen a lot, record a lot. And it's a lot you
15:34haven't seen. And maybe you have ideas I don't know about, right? So, you know, two heads is
15:39better than one. Thanks a lot, guys. Have a great Monday. Today's Monday, by the way. Actually,
15:45today's Monday, August the 29th. I'm going to start putting time periods on it now.
15:51That's what it is right now. And it's sunny right now in the news. The big thing we got in the news
15:57right now is Donald Trump, Mar-a-Lago thing, where they took about 25 boxes of top secret
16:04documents from him, right? That's the big thing we got now. Also, they found polio, something,
16:12the virus in the water in the five boroughs. Okay. That's it. I think they said inflation
16:19is down a little bit. And what else? Anything else I need to tell you about?
16:25We're still talking about the global warming. Oh, school just started not too long ago,
16:32like maybe today or something like that. And that's about it, man. What else in the news?
16:39Same violence, same gun thing. You know, it's Ukraine and Russia. And then we got question
16:44marks about China. And I don't know, buddy. All right. Anyway, I want to leave you with that.
16:52Have a blessed day and I'll see you again next time.