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00:00Oh, my God!
00:13Namaste, brother.
00:14Namaste.
00:15Namaste, guruji.
00:16We went to your house.
00:17We found out that you were leaving for the airport.
00:19And that's why we thought of picking you up in the middle of the road.
00:23Picked him up.
00:24They have great thinking.
00:26By the way, where do you leave from?
00:28To India, to meet my son.
00:33Son?
00:34Congratulations!
00:36Is he your own son?
00:39Yes, he's my son.
00:42Relative?
00:43He's more than a relative.
00:44Congratulations!
00:46Wait a minute.
00:48You've never told us about your own son?
00:50What do you mean I've never told you?
00:52I have an uncle. I have an uncle.
00:53Have I ever told you about him?
00:55He lives in India. We meet him sometimes.
00:57Do you think I've come to meet him?
00:59Don't get upset.
01:01He's unmarried.
01:02Unmarried?
01:04You don't even know he's unmarried?
01:06That's what I said. He's unmarried.
01:09Can't you hear the question mark at the end of the dialogue?
01:12He's unmarried. Full stop.
01:14Congratulations!
01:16That's why we went to your house.
01:19So that there's a boy in your family.
01:21And we can get my sister married to him.
01:23Sister?
01:24So you didn't tell us that you have a sister?
01:26You didn't know either?
01:27Not mine, his.
01:28His means mine.
01:29Yes, ours.
01:30His real younger sister.
01:32Maybe the last one.
01:34God has given everything.
01:35Wealth, fame, respect.
01:37Now, thanks to God, we have three mothers.
01:40Three mothers?
01:41Yes. We're about to get married.
01:43So what's there to hide from you?
01:45We have a younger sister from our third mother.
01:47Wow! Wow! Wow!
01:49You have a sister?
01:50Okay. Okay.
01:51Don't you find it strange?
01:52Why would I find it strange?
01:53It happens with everyone.
01:55Some people get a sister.
01:57Some people get a son.
01:58That's right.
01:59She's very pretty.
02:01She's simple and beautiful.
02:02I just want her to be the daughter-in-law of your family.
02:04It's done, Uday.
02:06It's a deal.
02:08Congratulations!
02:10Wait a minute.
02:11Can I meet my son at least once?
02:13What do you mean?
02:14I mean, can you meet my son at least once?
02:17What's there to meet?
02:18If the father is sweet, the son must be sweet.
02:21He must be sweet.
02:22Hey, you poor man.
02:24Give me a good example.
02:25Why don't you give me an example?
02:27If he's standing on the steps of a temple,
02:29he must be a God inside.
02:31I've seen you.
02:32What's there to see about the child?
02:34What do I think about a decent, family-oriented,
02:35intelligent, handsome man like you?
02:38At least listen to me.
02:40I'll have to listen to you.
02:42The marriage is fixed on my behalf.
02:44Congratulations. Congratulations.
02:45You scoundrels.
02:47Congratulate me now.
02:48Congratulations. Congratulations.
02:51Congratulations, sir.
03:02Let's go. Let's go.
03:03It's Ajju's birthday today.
03:05It's Ajju's birthday today.
03:07Give me the money.
03:08Enough. Enough.
03:10It's his birthday.
03:12He's here. He's here.
03:14Hey, hey, hey.
03:16Here.
03:19Why are you begging?
03:20I'm not begging. I'm asking for donation.
03:22It's the same thing.
03:23It's just a difference in spelling.
03:25Why are you asking for donation?
03:26It's Ajju's birthday.
03:28Birthday?
03:29I've heard of Gandhi's birthday.
03:30I've heard of Ambedkar's birthday too.
03:32Is your brother a freedom fighter?
03:35Yes, brother.
03:36He's a big freedom fighter.
03:37He fights wherever he gets freedom.
03:39Come on. Come on.
03:40Give me the money.
03:41Why are you getting worried?
03:42Give me the money.
03:43Okay.
03:44Fine. I'll give you Rs. 11.
03:46Not Rs. 11. Give me Rs. 11,000.
03:48Rs. 11,000?
03:50Did your mother leave you?
03:51Or did your father leave you?
03:53Enough. Enough.
03:54Maybe you don't know who I am.
03:56Hey, Mother India.
03:57Maybe you don't know who my brother is.
03:59Look over there.
04:07Hey, scum.
04:09Take my father away.
04:11Go that way.
04:12Not that way. This way.
04:13Dr. Ganguru is Ajju's father?
04:17Kill those scoundrels.
04:43Hey. Hey.
04:45Do I look like Tipu Sultan?
04:47I don't know how to walk.
04:49Give me a shield so I can escape.
04:51Hey. Hey.
04:52Get out of here.
04:53Shield.
05:01No. No.
05:02Ganguru.
05:03Ganguru.
05:14Ajju brother.
05:21Ajju brother.
05:28Catch him.
05:29Catch him.
05:30Don't let him escape.
05:31Catch him.
05:32This way.
06:13I am not going to spare you.
06:15You're going to die.
06:17I will kill you.
06:20I will kill you.
06:23I will kill you.
06:25I will kill you.
06:28I will kill you.
06:30I will kill you.
06:33I will kill you.
06:36Hey, do something.
06:37I?
06:38You're the police.
06:39So what do you want?
06:40Do you want me to go to the newspaper?
06:42If two people leave this city, the problem here will be solved.
06:46Who?
06:47First, this Ajju.
06:48And the second?
06:49And the second is also this Ajju.
06:51Who else is there?
07:13Ajju Bhai!
07:16Maya has come!
07:20Ajju Bhai!
07:23Ajju Bhai!
07:31Oh my God! Gungroo!
07:33Ajju Bhai!
07:34Gungroo!
07:36You are alive, right?
07:37I am alive for an hour!
07:38Gungroo!
07:39Gungroo!
07:40Come on, boy! Cut!
07:41Don't hit me on the head!
07:44Gungroo, what happened to your language?
07:49I have been with her for 12 hours.
07:53Will she give me salvation?
07:56What kind of a boon is this, God?
08:00Uday and Majnu have become decent.
08:03I cannot deceive them.
08:05I will tell them the truth.
08:09You hid such a big truth!
08:11The wedding preparations are done.
08:13And at the right time, such a big betrayal!
08:16Not here, go to Majnu Bhai.
08:18Leave me!
08:20I told the biggest lie in the world.
08:22I had to get red clothes for your sister's wedding.
08:24I got a maroon dress.
08:25Sister's bangles are red.
08:28No one told me.
08:31Brother!
08:32Save me!
08:33They have been beating me since the last 8 hours.
08:38I am in a worse condition than last night.
08:40But why are you dancing?
08:43This is a punishment.
08:45Punishment?
08:46They say, while dancing, enjoy getting beaten up.
08:50I am enjoying getting beaten up.
08:51If I had danced so much in the bar,
08:53I would have sold 1 lakh and 1.5 lakhs.
08:56Majnu Bhai, don't hit him.
08:58Don't hit him.
08:59You have forgotten.
09:00Now you have become decent.
09:01If I have become decent,
09:02does that mean anyone will come and touch me?
09:06You scoundrel!
09:07Come here.
09:08What would you have said if you had seen decent Uday Bhai?
09:10I have never seen decent Uday Bhai.
09:12Is this a fight?
09:13Yes.
09:14That's why he has left from here.
09:16Did you hear?
09:17Yes, I heard.
09:18But Bhai has said that he wants to send him naked.
09:21Just leave the underwear.
09:23Why should I leave the underwear?
09:24Then you can beat me.
09:25Hit him.
09:26And don't leave the underwear too.
09:28I don't even wear underwear.
09:31I don't even wear underwear.
09:41Brother,
09:42that scoundrel tore my underwear.
09:44How will I go home?
09:45Forget about going home.
09:46I am thinking how will I live in this city.
09:49Did you hide the truth too?
09:51Hide it.
09:52Hide it.
09:53Don't tell anyone.
09:54Otherwise, two people won't be able to adjust behind one radio.
09:56What should I hide and what should I tell?
09:58What should I tell?
09:59This Changu-Mangu has still not reformed.
10:01Earlier he was just a scoundrel.
10:03Now he has become a dog-scoundrel.
10:05I don't even know what to do.
10:11You are not married, right?
10:13How do you know?
10:15By looking at your personality.
10:18Why? What's wrong with it?
10:19Now you tell me.
10:20If I send your picture to a girl,
10:22will she agree for the marriage?
10:24She will never like to die.
10:26Yes, I knew it.
10:28I knew it.
10:29Don't move.
10:30Otherwise, if the radio moves here and there,
10:32another program will start and you will be insulted.
10:34I will take revenge for your insult.
10:38How?
10:39Instead of my son,
10:40I will send his sister in your picture.
10:43Yes, so that he can break the relationship.
10:45He moves his hands and legs a lot.
10:48He shoots bullets.
10:49But he won't be able to think like me.
10:52He himself will come to break his sister's relationship.
10:55Then I will take off his underwear,
10:58which he has never worn before.
11:00Yes, very good.
11:01Brother, we have to insult him in such a place
11:04that he won't even get an iPod to hide his underwear.
11:07Come on.
11:08Yes, pull it.
11:09Pull it from different angles.
11:11No, no.
11:12One is enough.
11:13Okay.
11:14We have to break the relationship.
11:15We don't have to kill the girl.
11:17One is enough.
11:18Okay, okay.
11:19Hey!
11:20What?
11:24How is it?
11:27It's amazing.
11:28You look more ugly in the picture.
11:30My mother also says the same.
11:31Show me.
11:39Here.
11:40Death without underwear.
11:42Oh my God!
11:47Look, what kind of a boy has been selected for me.
11:50Hurry up and refuse your brother.
11:52What if I refuse him on the phone?
11:54I will explain to him after the exams.
12:01Sheetal, what is this?
12:02A rose, a greeting card.
12:04Looks like someone has gone blind in your love.
12:06I don't know about being blind,
12:08but I am sure he is deaf and dumb.
12:12Sometimes a flower, sometimes a card.
12:14If I don't take it, it will fall on my head.
12:16And today he has crossed all limits.
12:18He has called me to watch a movie.
12:20That goon has made my life hell.
12:23Sheetal, just relax.
12:26I will find out the love of that damn Devdas.
12:28I will explain to the constable that
12:29what did you explain to my friend.
12:31If you tease me again, I will cut your legs.
12:33You just tell me where I can find him.
12:35The boy who is sitting there.
12:37The boy with the blue shirt is the one.
12:40You just stay here.
12:41I will explain to him in his language.
12:47Hey Javed, order tea for everyone.
12:51You speak and don't make me understand with gestures.
12:53Go away.
12:54Brother, you make me speak a lot.
12:58Hey, how are you darling?
13:00Ill-mannered.
13:01Hey, what is all this?
13:03Brother, this is love.
13:05Greed.
13:08Hey, shut up.
13:09I don't like this mischief.
13:12First tease the girl.
13:14Then go back.
13:15Then write a love letter.
13:17Brother, in my life,
13:19the problem of love can only be solved
13:21when a Jannat himself comes in front of me
13:23and stands in style
13:25and looks into my eyes and says
13:27I love you.
13:29Wow.
13:44Brother, she is dumb.
13:47Brother, she is dumb.
13:57Brother, she is dumb.
14:05Oh no.
14:12Brother, she is saying I love you.
14:14I love you.
14:17If I get time from 12 to 3,
14:19will I watch a film?
14:23Brother, she is asking for an answer.
14:25So fast?
14:26Fast.
14:30Brother, she is saying
14:31if I don't come to watch a film,
14:32she will break my legs.
14:44Brother,
14:45look at her style of giving flowers.
14:52Hey, who will give you flowers?
14:53Shut up.
14:54Hey, where is brother?
14:55Sister-in-law has given it.