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00:00You're not hitting your high kicks.
00:09You used to really want to be an agent.
00:11I've changed.
00:12And so have you.
00:13I mean, being in the field is all you used to talk about, and now you prefer making scones.
00:17Nice fanny pack, by the way.
00:19Here, I got you something.
00:21Enhanced tracking, satellite capabilities.
00:23You got me a used burner phone?
00:24Maybe I can use it to buy some meth or order a hitman.
00:27Don't be ridiculous.
00:28If you need a hitman, come to me for the referral.
00:31We got a bogey.
00:32Six o'clock.
00:33And someone needs to finish these scones that I baked.
00:35Good work, JJ.
00:36Thanks.
00:37I mean, the scones.
00:38At first, I was disappointed.
00:39The raisins weren't chocolate chips.
00:40But then, about the fourth bite, I was like, damn!
00:43I need you back in the field, JJ.
00:46When I moved here three years ago, I made it.
00:47Yeah, I know.
00:48You made a promise.
00:49No more field work.
00:50Focus more on intel and family.
00:51Oh, my God.
00:52My school choir's going to Italy!
00:53Italy!
00:54Italy!
00:55Italy!
00:56Italy!
00:58Chaperoni.
00:59Are you serious?
01:00It's like I don't even recognize you.
01:02You just sit there, like an avocado getting older and softer.
01:05Let's get this show on the road!
01:09Are you sure you can handle this?
01:13JJ, I'm going to have fun on this trip.
01:15And if you're going to get in my way, consider yourself the opposition.
01:22I'm coming in!
01:23Whoever's in there better have clothes on!
01:25It's the beginning of an unclouded day.
01:30Let's get in.
01:33There is a bomb under the Vatican.
01:35I need my number one bull elephant heading this mission.
01:39On it!
01:43Damn!
01:48Colin!
01:49Acknowledge me!
01:51He's so embarrassing.
01:52Please, stop.
01:53Stop.
01:54Punch it, Chewie.
01:55We have to stop this bomb from going off.
01:57But first, I'm going to need the Vatican's Wi-Fi password.
02:01No, I'm not.
02:02I can do it.
02:03What do you think it is, though?
02:04Hope?
02:05Probably.
02:10Oh, I don't think he's already...
02:12Yeah, I didn't need to do that.
02:15Colonel, this is my wife.
02:18That was weird.